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1. "Classic Waste of Cool" by tyozzie123

   Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, Other
   • Work in Progress

   24 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Close & Glenn Close
   • Christine Close & Glenn Close
   • Glenn Close/Morgan Freeman (Dungeons and Daddies)
   • Glenn Close (Dungeons and Daddies)
   • Bill Close
   • Christine Close
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Child Neglect
   • Drug Dealing
   • Post-Divorce
   • Child's Perspective
   • "Cool" is subjective
   • Slice of Life
   • Poor Life Choices
   • Seriously Bill is a coked up 90s rock star
   • this is not a healthy relationship
   • Cocaine
   • Needles
   • Paranoia
   • Depicted Drug Effects
   • Gambling
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Reckless Driving
   • Angst
   • Family Angst
   • Warning: teen boys being teen boys :/
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Gaslighting
   • Teen Angst
   • Teenage Rebellion
   • Self-Worth Issues
   • Underage Smoking
   • 90s parenting
   • Underage Drug Use
   • Mild Blood
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Character Death
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Glenn glorifies drugs
   • Terminal Illnesses
   • Mentions of Cancer
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
   • Drug Abuse
   • Sexism
   • Angst and Tragedy
   • Bill is his own trigger warning
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment

   Summary

   'So he waited the 2 minutes and 27 seconds, screaming and singing along with Bill in - almost - perfect harmony. Bill was a little flat, but he was a guitarist almost exclusively, Glenn was the whole package. The performer. Bill always told him he’d “better be famous” one day.'

   This 'story' is going to be a bunch of blurbs of Glenn's life as a kid/teen, especially focusing on his relationship with Bill and the Crash Pad. Keep an eye on the tags as I update these chapters because I'm sure they'll grow! This first chapter is...deceptively heavy, and most of these if not all are going to be told through a child/teen's eyes. So things are veiled until suddenly they won't be.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   42,456

   Chapters:

   9/14

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   45

   Bookmarks:

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