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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

2 September, 12:38

OptimusofPrime: Ugh…Freshman Orientation has got to be the worst time. For anyone.

BulkingUp: ?????

OptimusofPrime: Sentinel has all of us in the council running around handing flyers out to the newbies. I hate to say it, but some of them are vicious.

BuzzyBee: Haha! Get fucked!

Prowlaround: Your username makes you seem a lot nicer than you are, Bee.

BuzzyBee: do you think I care, Prowl?

Prowlaround: Yes.

BulkingUp: What else is happening? We haven’t seen you all day and it’s almost the end of the day

OptimusofPrime: It’s a long story. I got here late because my mama’s sickness was acting up and I had to take a couple of hours to help her get back. Because I got here late, Sentinel assigned me the duty of cleaning up after the freshman.

BuzzyBee: Did anyone else see that giant junior with the dark gray hair that covered their eyes and the bright pink tattoos lining their arms???

Prowlaround: What?

BulkingUp: Excuse me?

OptimusofPrime: Oh yeah, I saw her.

BuzzyBee: You did? What’s her name?

OptimusofPrime: The junior who I talked to who seemed to be right up next to her said her name was Smite. And the one I talked to was named Hymn.

BuzzyBee: Her name is Smite? Damn, she sounds badass! 

Prowlaround: Don’t get your hopes up Bee, I don’t think she’d beat someone up for you if you just went up to her and asked.

BulkingUp: ^

OptimusofPrime: Sorry guys, gotta go, ttyl

2 September, 1:24

BuzzyBee: I meet the junior!

BulkingUp: Primus. What happened Bee?

Prowlaround: Yes, please tell us

BuzzyBee: Was that sarcasm Prowl?

Prowlaround: Oh no, of course not. Why wouldn’t I like to listen to you talk about your rather quick interaction with the cool junior, hmm?

BuzzyBee: Now you’re just being mean.

BulkingUp: The junior please! What was she like?

BuzzyBee: Oh right! Well she doesn’t talk much, but when I did hear her talk, oh my Primus. Her voice literally sounds like an instrument, not kiddin

OptimusofPrime: Huh, I didn’t even think about her voice. I just thought that she was really nice even without it.

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Autobot Student Council (ASC)

Ultra Magnus: UMagnus

Sentinel: SPrime

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Jazz: SMJazz

Longarm: Longwiththelong

Jetstorm: Jettingthestorm

Jetfire: Jettingthefire

Blurr: ImaBlurr

2 September, 1:30

SPrime: Optimus, where are you?

OptimusofPrime: I’m helping one of the freshmen find their next class, like you told me to do Sentinel.

SPrime: Well I need you here now. It seems you already have a small fan group as a junior going by the name Hymn has started asking about you.

OptimusofPrime: Hymn? Where is she?

SMJazz: Last time I saw her, she was walking down the east wing towards where most of the sophomore classes are supposed to be.

Jettingthefire: Yes

Jettingthestorm: Me saw that too!

OptimusofPrime: Okay. I'll attempt to find her after I help the freshman.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

2 September, 12:38

Megabitch: Who’s ready for freshman orientation?

Screamingatthevoid: Ugh, don’t remind me. I don’t want to have to deal with the scrawny little gremlins.

Stiker: Too bad Starscream. You’re dealing with them whether you like it or not.

Blitzingthroughlife: Have any of you seen that giant junior that joined today? 

Blitzingthroughlife: With the little oen following her? HAHHAHA!!! They seem adorable together!

Luggernaught: Calm down Blitzwing. We don’t need to lose our heads over this.

Blitzingthrouhglife: Who’s going to lose their head?

Shockinglyontime: Seriously though. Look at these two

Shockinglyontime: Bigandsmalljunior.png

Megabitch: Damn. The bigger one looks like she could beat the shit out of everyone at the school and hardly break a sweat.

Arachnidphobia: Yeah, your’e not wrong. I wish I was there to experience that you guys.

Screamingatthevoid: There, there Arachnia. You’ll be here in a few weeks, right?

Arachnidphobia: Depends on if I’m feeling up to it.

Striker: Hey, has anyone else noticed the small Prime running around school as he takes orders from the big-chinned idiot that runs the Autobot council or is that just me?

Megabitch: Small Prime? There’s a small Prime? 

Shockinglyontime: Yeah, names Optimus Prime. He’s one of Sentinel’s main victims for verbal abuse. Really you guys, you should see the group chat

Airachnidphobia: Weren’t the two of them supposed to be good friends?

Shockinglyontime: If they were, they aren’t anymore. It’s more like Optimus is Sentinel’s verbal punching bag, it’s quite sad y’know

Airachnidphobia: Huh. Well then.

Megabitch: Welp, we gotta get recruiting so we’ll ttyl Arachnia. See ya!

Airachnidphobia: See ya

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

3 September, 9:10

BuzzyBee: Does anyone else want to meet the junior today?

BulkingUp: Why? What do you have planned?

BuzzyBee: Why does everyone think I have something planned???? I'm just going to see if I can find her again today. I might even convice her to let me ride on her shoulders!!!!

Prowlaround: Well, you'll finally be tall if that happens.

BuzzyBee: >:0 How dare you!

Prowlaround: what? I'm telling the truth.

BuzzyBee: I feel betrayed! Bulk back me up here!

BulkingUp: Sorry Bee but Prowl's right.

BuzzyBee: All of yoju are backstabbers! Except Optimus, you fine

OptimusofPrime: Thank you Bee

BuzzyBee: So, how's mama Pax doing?

OptimusofPrime: She’s doing alright. Better than yesterday at least, but she’s still a little unstable.

BulkingUp: Tell her we hope she gets better.

Prowlaround: ^

BuzzyBee:^

BuzzyBee: How are we going to deal with Sentinel today?

OptimusofPrime: What do you mean?

BulkingUp: Did you not see him this morning?

OptimusofPrime: No….?

BuzzyBee: Oh my Primus! He was literally screaming at one of the newbies because their teacher called in sick today and they were instructed to go to the cafeteria to wait for a substitute

OptimusofPrime: Primus help us.

BuzzyBee: ^

Prowlaround: Hey, look on the bright side. We get to spend time with Ratchet today for First Aid.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

3 September, 9:35

Megabitch: Hey Shockwave, who’s the little Prime again?

Shockinglyontime: Prime.png

Megabitch: Yeah, I thought so. Do you know why he’s comforting a crying freshman in the stairwell? Does he do that normally or is that new?

Shockinglyontime: Oh no, he does that all the time. It’s why many of the student body goes to him other than anyone else really. He’s always super compassionate to everyone, even if they are a complete dick to him. 

Blitzingthroughlife: *cough* Sentinel *cough*  

Striker: In all honesty, many of the students who I’ve talked to always have something nice to say about him. I’ve never heard anything bad about him.

Luggernaught: Yes. He’s very highly regarded in the school.

Shockinglyontime: Considering what happened to him last year, I think people pity him more than anything. Especially because the way Sentinel treats him got out to most of the school.

Megabitch: What happened last year?

Shockinglyontime: Don’t know. But he was suspended for half the year and was in juvie the entire first week after that. There are a lot of rumors about it.

Blitzingthroughlife: I’ve heard two things. 

Blitzingthroughlife: He killed someone.

Blitzingthroughlife: Or Sentinel did and blamed it on him.

Striker: Sadly, most of the Cybertronian High Council likes Sentinel, so even if he did something, he would still be in the chokee.

Airachnidphobia: I’ve heard a lot about some of the rumors and I have to say that Optimus doesn’t sound like the one to kill someone. 

Megabitch: Well, if most everyone else thinks he’s alright I guess there’s no reason for me to say anything to either of them at the moment. I’ll just make sure they don’t get in trouble.

Shockinglyontime: Good luck.

3 September, 10:20

Shockinglyontime: Guys, I found someone! 

Shockinglyontime: Meet my son!

Shockinglyontime added Soundingthealarm to the chat

Soundingthealarm: Hello.

Screamingatthevoid: Shockwave, who’d you fuck?

Shockinglyontime: ಠ_ಠ 

Shockinglyontime: Dude.

Blitzingthroughlife: Hey, has anyone seen Megatron? 

Striker: I have. Saw him trying to get away from the big-chinned idiot Prime who was following him, yelling about how he should ‘just give up’ and that ‘everyone was on his side.’ Primus, that guys going to get himself punched one of these days.

Shockinglyontime: I really want to see Optimus punch him.

Screamingatthevoid: Blitzwing, why were you looking for Megatron?

Blitzingthroughlife: I wanted to get his recommendation on what kind of cereal to get for midnight munchies! Wouldn’t that be fun? Having all of you over?

Airachnidphobia: It’d be chaotic.

Blitzingthroughlife: That’s exactly why I’d want you over! Haha!

Airachnidphobia: Honestly, I would pay to see someone punch Sentinel. The ass.

Shockinglyontime: Right!? That’d be awesome!

Megabitch: Somebody help me!!!!!!!

Striker: Punch him.

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

3 September, 10:40

BuzzyBee: Megatron just punched Sentinel! In his big ass chin!

Prowlaround: ….What?

OptimusofPrime: Are you serious right now?

BuzzyBee: Yeah, I have a video and everything.

BuzzyBee: punchingSentinel.mp4

BulkingUp: Honestly….

BulkingUp: He deserved it.

OptimusofPrime: Oh my Primus. Why is this happening on the second day of school?

BuzzyBee: Who cares! Sentinel got punched!

BuzzyBee: Oh also, I found someone to add to our group.

BuzzyBee added SayingSari to the chat.

SayingSari: Fuck Sentinel!!!! 

BuzzyBee: Fuck Sentinel!

BuzzyBee: See I told you she’d be good for our group.

OptimusofPrime: Primus help me.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

3 September, 12:00

Airachnidphobia: I can’t believe you punched Sentinel.

Screamingatthevoid: I can. I would’ve as well if that were me.

Shockinglyontime: Oh, yeah. I believe all of us would.

Blitzingthroughlife: FallenMegatron.png

Blitzingthroughlife: Look at that, our leader has fallen.

Soundingthealarm: why is Megatron on the ground?

Blitzingthroughlife: The little Prime came to get Sentinel and the two knocked into each other. He’s just still sitting down.

Striker: That would explain the look on his face.

Megabitch: Shut up. All of you.

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Spiders and Cannons.

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

3 September, 12:15

Airachnidphobia: Megatron, I would be…careful around Optimus.

Megabitch: Why?

Airachnidphobia: I just…I don’t want you getting hurt. Especially since…that.

Megabitch: (ʘᴗʘ✿) Aww! Airachnia! You do care.

Airachnidphobia: Megatron! I’m serious.

Megabitch: Alright, alright. I’ll be careful I promise.

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

3 September, 1:30

BuzzyBee: Dammit guys, I wasn’t able to ask Smite to pick me up today!

SayingSari: You’ll be able to later, don’t worry Bee.

OptimusofPrime: yeah hopefully you don’t bother her too much.

BuzzyBee: Hey!

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

4 September, 5:27

OptimusofPrime: Are you guys free or know anyone free tomorrow?

BuzzyBee: Why

BulkingUp: ^

Prowlaround: ^

SayingSari: ^

OptimusofPrime: Well, Sentinel wanted all of us to help out with setting up and planning that big festival thing that happens every year, y’know, but everyone else is busy and we don’t exactly have time to be stalling. Since the festival is in exactly seven days.

BuzzyBee: Don’t they normally have the festival and all its activities planned by the beginning of the school year and all they have to do is set up the decorations and stuff?

OptimusofPrime: Yes. Normally. However…something happened to all of the previously planned activities and now we have a shortage on our hands.

Prowlaround: I might be able to help some of the times that are needed, but I’m most of the time going to be seeing Master Yoketron. Sorry.

SayingSari: I agee with Prowl. I can help sometimes, but not others because my dad wants me to help him around his lab.

BulkingUp: I need to work on my art project for the competition so I won’t be able to.

OptimusofPrime: Oh, okay. I’ll just ask around the school, see if they’ll help.

BuzzyBee: No offense bossbot, but I’m pretty sure that the only reason anyone helps the Autobot Council is because of you.

SayingSari: Yeah, I’ve heard from a lot of freshmen and sophomores and they all are saying the same thing. 

OptimusofPrime: Oh. Really?

SayingSari: Yeah.

SayingSari: Well, look on the bright side. We can help come up with ideas!

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, I guess that is a bright side.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

4 September, 5:32

Shockinglyontime: Guys, help me!!!!!!!! Please!

Striker: ?

Luggernaught: ??

Blitzingthroughlife: What is it Shockwave, I was sleeping.

Screamingatthevoid: Yeah, a man needs his beauty sleep.

Megabitch: Aren’t you supposed to be helping us with the festival?

Shockinglyontime: That’s what Sentinel wants us doing!!! But all of the others have other things to do and Optimus and I are the only ones available!!!

Shockinglyontime: HELP PLEASE!!!!!

Arachnidphobia: Oh poor you.

Soundingthealarm: I will probably be able to set up the Decepticon music, but I am not touching the Autobots.

Megabitch: Wait, why is it just you and the little Prime setting up?

Shockinglyontime: Because someone destroyed all of the Autobot festivities, and now I’m stuck with decorating and Optimus is stuck with creating all of the stands.

Arachnidphobia: All of them?

Shockinglyontime: All of them. Before you ask, I can’t help because if I started to as Longarm, it’d blow my cover, so yeah.

Megabitch: Oh.

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

4 September, 10:34

BuzzyBee: Guys!

BuzzyBee: GUys!

BuzzyBee: GUYS!

Prowlaround: What?

BuzzyBee: I meet the junior again! And her friend. They are so cool!

OptimusofPrime: Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about those two.

BuzzyBee: What if I asked them to help you?

OptimusofPrime: Oh, that’s fine. I can handle it.

BulkingUp: Bossbot

SayingSari: Optimus, you are doing a lot of stuff at once and you need help

OptimusofPrime: Fine. If you can get their numbers for the project, I’ll accept their help.

BuzzyBee: Deal.

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Untitled Group Chat

4 September, 1:09

(OptimusofPrime added Hymning and Smittenwithyou)

Hymning: Hello Optimus. Bee said you needed help with the festivities so what do you need us to do?

OptimusofPrime: Well at the moment I just need ideas. What would be interesting and also not turned down by the council. Things like that.

Smittenwithyou: Alright, we can help with that. As long as you give us limitations, we can give you ideas.

OptimusofPrime: ʘ‿ʘ

OptimusofPrime: Thank you!

Smittenwithyou: Of course.

Hymning: No problem Optimus.

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Caller Except

Sentinel Prime -> Optimus Prime

4 September, 2:17

“Optimus, I need you to do something for me.”

“Sentinel, I am already doing so much. This better be really important.”

“Don’t start with me Optimus, just remember who’s keeping you in this school.”

“...Fine, just, *sigh* tell me what you want.”

“I need you to start spying on Megatron.”

“What?”

“You heard me. Megatron is going to try something. Paired with the information we have from Longarm and the unease that’s been traveling throughout the school, I have a feeling Megatron’s going to try something. I need you to figure it out.”

“But Sentinel…I- but- why me?”

“You’re the only one available. It’s either you do this and stay Optimus, or you don’t and leave. Your choice.”

-call ended-

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Discussion

Ratchet: Ratchet

Optimus: OptimusofPrime

4 September, 10:57

OptimusofPrime: Hey.

Ratchet: Kid? What’s going on?

OptimusofPrime: I’m by the bridge. How fast can you be here?

Ratchet: I’ll be there in five minutes.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

5 September, 10:00 (Saturday)

Megabitch: @Arachnidphobia

Megabitch: Do you think you’d be able to come to University Square with the group? I’ve decided to be a bitchTM today and spend money with my parents credit card so…

Arachnidphobia: Sure, I can come. It’ll give me the opportunity to walk in public. And I’m going to have giant guard dogs with me as well to tell anyone to fuck off so that a bonus.

Striker: I hate to say it Blackarachnia, but it’ll be nice to have you around with Starscream once more. He’s been insufferable and Primus only knows why.

Screamingatthevoid: I haven’t been that bad!

Luggernaught: You have. You actually have.

Screamingatthevoid: I have been betrayed by my friends!

Shockinglyontime: Shut up Starscream.

Megabitch: overdramatic bitch.

Screamingatthevoid: ರ_ರ

Screamingatthevoid: Says you. You got bitch in your username.

Meagbitch: Yeah, well at least I don’t walk into school looking like a decorated christmas tree and complaining about something no one cares about.

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

5 September, 10:02

SayingSari: Hey, who wants to go shopping with me?

BuzzyBee: Me!

Prowlaround: I’ll come.

BulkingUp: I’ll have to leave a little early, but I can come.

SayingSari: @OptimusofPrime

SayingSari: Are you coming?

OptimusofPrime: I don’t know. Hymn, Smite and I need to get these activities up and running and we’re still in the testing phase.

SayingSari: Come on. It can’t hurt to take a break, you three have been working from when school ends till you have to sleep. Besides, you can bring them with you.

OptimusofPrime: I’ll ask them, but if they don’t want to go, I’ll be staying with them.

SayingSari: Alright.

5 September, 10:13

OptimusofPrime: Where are we going to be meeting if we do go?

SayingSari: Uhm, well, I was planning to just meet up at the front of University Square and then go from there.

OptimusofPrime: Alright. We’ll be there.

BuzzyBee: Yay! Bossbot’s gonna be having fun with us for once!

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Spiders and Cannons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

5 September, 10:28

Megabitch: Prime alert.

Arachnidphobia: Which one?

Megabitch: I just saw Optimus walking with his group of buddies. They seemed to be going to the food court.

Arachnidphobia: Alright.

Megabitch: You’re not even going to try to talk to him?

Arachnidphobia: No. Not unless I have to.

Megabitch: Alright. If you say so.

5 September, 10:54

Megabitch: Sentinel is here as well.

Arachnidphobia: Fuck

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(Video Excerpt)

Clothes of Gold, Security Feed 04

5 September, 11:06

“Come on Bossbot, you need more clothes. I’m tired of seeing you in the same dark blue zip-up and black jeans.”

“Bee, I like those clothes. They’re comfortable and they help me blend in.”

“Bossbot, nothing should help you blend in with your outrageous ass bright blue hair.”

“Bossbot? Optimus I thought you were supposed to be working on the Autobot festivities.” Sentinel

“Oh shit.” B

“Sentinel! Uhm, I was. Or we were. Have been. We were just taking a break, y’know. You’re always at your best after you’ve rested a little.”

“This is unacceptable, Optimus! Do you have-”

“Excuse me, are we going to be having a problem here?” Store associate (Assoc)

“What?” S

“Oh! No, we’re…fine. Or we’ll be fine. But thank you.”

“I see you wanted to try on this blazer. I’ll lead you to the changing rooms.” (Assoc)

“That really is unnecessary-”

(The store associate looks towards Sentinel and flicks his hand towards the exit as he gently nudges Optimus towards the back of the store, where the changing rooms were)

“I suggest you leave before I have to have security escort you out.” (Assoc)

(Sentinel glares at the associate, then scoffs and stalks out, leaving the group alone.)

“Thanks for that.”

“Of course. I’ve seen you and the other one around school a lot and you seem like a really nice guy. Especially if you let that dick step on you like that.” (Assoc)

“Wait, you go to Cyber High?” Sari

“Yeah I do. I’m a part of Smite’s group.” (Assoc)

(Assoc extends hand towards Optimus)

“Names Jeopardy.” (Assoc)

“No way. You’re friends with probably the coolest junior at school. How is she so tall?” B

“Genetics.” (Assoc)

“That reminds me, has anyone seen Smite or Hymn?”

“Yeah, I saw them waiting for our food to be ready. They’re probably still in the food court.” Bulkhead

“Cool! So, I heard that you all were looking for some new clothes.” (Assoc)

“Not really for us at the moment, more for Optimus since most of his clothes are just blacks and blues. We need clothes that’ll really make him pop. Can you do that?” Sari

“My dear child, I am the master at making someone pop . Let’s do this.” (Assoc)

(There is a round of cheers from Sari and B. Bulkhead and Prowl are smiling. Optimus looks scared but he also seems happy that his friends are happy.)

-video ended-

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

5 September, 11:17

Shockinglyontime: Has anyone else seen Sentinel stomping around the mall?

Soundingthealarm: Yeah. Apparently he got told off by a store worker because he was making a ruckus.

Arachnidphobia: What was he complaining about?

Soundingthealarm: Well apparently he was yelling at Optimus for supposedly not being done with the stands.

Arachnidphobia: The others were able to get Optimus to go shopping with them? I feel like that’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever heard.

Megabitch: Why?

Arachnidphobia: I haven’t seen him enter a store that wasn’t a grocery store in years. Most of them are just clothes his dad left before he went overseas to work.

Megabitch: Oh. 

Shockinglyontime: You’d be even more surprised when you find out they got him in Clothes of Gold

Arachnidphobia: (ʘᗩʘ’)

Arachnidphobia: Either Optimus has lost it or his friends are really convincing.

Screamingatthevoid: Optimus Prime alert coming our way. Blitzwing, Lugnut and I are over by the food court. If you want to avoid him, avoid us.

Arachnidphobia: The warning is appreciated.

5 September, 1:20

Blitzingthroughlife: Guys, we have a problem.

Screamingatthevoid: Before anyone says anything, this isn’t our fault

Megabitch: What is the announcement I just heard?

Luggernaught: Like we said, none of this is our fault.

Arachnidphobia: Wait, where’s Optimus?

Megabitch: Why?

Arachnidphobia: It’s complicated, but if this is as big an earthquake as the announcements are saying, then he needs to get out of here before anything bad happens.

Megabitch: Alright, we split up and get as many people out of here as we can. Arachnia, you and I can go look for Optimus. Try to get his group with this as well.

Striker: Right

Luggernaught: Yessir

Blitzingthroughlife: Starscream and I are already on it.

Shockinglyontime: So are Soundwave and I

Megabitch: Good. Now let’s go.

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Spiders and cannons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

5 September, 1:30

Megabitch: Alright, start talking. This doesn’t seem like a regular earthquake to me and you seem as if you know why this is happening.

Arachnidphobia: It’s too much to explain over text at the moment, but the basis of it is that there’s this artifact or something which can supposedly create massive shockwaves that span across the earth. 

Arachnidphobia: Shit

Megabitch: What?

Megabitch: What’s going on?

Arachnidphobia: If this is the beginning, the epicenter of those shockwaves, it means that the artifact is way more powerful than it had been throughout the entirety of history. 

Arachnidphobia: We have to find Optimus now. He’s the only one who knows how to stop this.

Megabitch: Right, let’s do this.

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(Video Excerpt )

The Crazy Candy, Security Feed 02

5 September, 2:00

(Distant shouts can be heard in the distance)

“Optimus, where are you?” Blackarachnia (Ba)

“Optimus!” Meg

(As they get closer, a small, blue haired head pops up from a giant crater in the ground of the shop)

“Hello?”

“Optimus?” Ba

“Help, please! Help! There are people hurt in here!”

(Blackarachnia and Megatron run into the store, finding Optimus and a few other people who were bleeding from various wounds on them in the crater.)

“Optimus! Who’s hurt the most?!” Meg

“Megatron…? What are you-? Ugh, that doesn't matter, here, the one laying on me is the worst hurt. I tried to patch her up the best I could, but I don’t think I did as good as I could’ve. Take her first and then I’ll start giving you the others.”

“What about you?” Ba

“...Elita?”

“...” Ba

“I feel like this is not the time to have a reunion. You two can talk about this later, right now, we got people to save.”

“Of course.You’re right. We’ll talk about this…later.”

“Yeah…” Ba

“Optimus, I need you to hand me the next person.” 

“Here you go.”

(It takes the three of them around ten minutes to remove all of the other people from the crater and when it was finally Optimus’ turn, he slowly stood, worry morphing his face.)

“What’s wrong?” Ba

“I’m standing on some type of metal pipe or something and if I move too fast, it’ll break under me.”

“Optimus, just take my hand. It’ll be okay.” Meg

“Come on Optimus.” Ba

“I…can’t. I’m sorry. I really can’t.”

"Optimus, you need to give me your hand!" Meg

(Optimus reaches for Megatron, who had extended his hand towards him, but the chunk of floor that he is standing on shakes, making him careen backwards.)

"Optimus!" Ba

(Optimus lets out a scream of fear as he gets thrown backwards, and hits the opposite side of the crater. He twists, clawing at the side as he tried to keep himself from falling.)

“Optimus, hang on! We’re coming!” Meg

(The two seemed to be at a loss as they tried to determine how to get to the other. Then, there was another low creak and debris started falling from the ceiling.)

“Optimus, what do we do?” Ba

“Elita, Megatron, you need to go or you’ll both die with me.”

“Optimus Pax, I am not leaving you! I promised you were stuck with me, and you don’t get to run away from that promise now!” (Ba)

“Elita please. I lost you once, I can’t lose you again! Please, just go!”

“Oh my god you two, we are all getting out of here and we are doing this now! Arachnia, you start getting all of these people out of the store, I’ll get Optimus.” Meg

“Fine.” Ba

(Megatron looks around as Blackarachnia starts dragging the slowly waking up people out of the store. He slowly steps and maneuvers around to where Optimus is hanging and hoists the smaller teen up.)

“Come on.”

“Right.”

-video ended-

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Untitled Group Chat

5 September, 2:37

(Megabitch added Arachnidphobia and OptimusofPrime)

Arachnidphobia: Optimus you have two things to explain!

OptimusofPrime: no I don’t know how I got in that crater and no I don’t know how all those people got hurt!

Megabitch: WHat?????? The hellllll

Arachnidphobia: that’s now what I was talking about!!!

Arachnidphobia: I’m talking about the earthquake artifact-thingyh! What did you think I was takling about?? Where do we find it?

OptimusofPrime: Oh! Yeah, makes sense.I know it’s on this floor. I can feel it. I don’t know which store or even where it is.

OptimusofPrime: I’m sorry! I didn’t think this could happen!

Arachnidphobia: okay, fine. We’ll once again talk about this l8tr

Megabitch: is there any sort of feelings youre getting from anywhere? Anything that can help us narrow this down?

OptimusofPrime: I do know that the temrors are coming the closesst from over here somewhere. That’s why I was in the candy shop but I didn't find anything there

Megabtich: alright, that means it’s somewhere in one of the three stores. If we want to get out of here with the others quickly, we’ll need to split up.

Arachnidphobia: I’m taking the makeup store. I ain’t saying no to free makeup.

Megabitch: thats what you’re caring about?!?!?!

OptimusofPrime: Elita!!!!

Arachnidphobia: Optimus, you can take the clothing store. Take everything you can

OptimusofPrime: Elita!!

OptimusofPrime: ELita answere me!!

OptimusofPrime: ELITA!!

Megabtich: She’s not going to answer unless se’s in trouble.

Megabitch: id just let it go if I were you.

OptimusofPrime: Alright. I’ll txet if I find something.

Megabitch: ʘ‿ʘ

Megabitch: Good

OptimusofPrime: how do you have the time to do that?

OptimusofPrime: Oh my primus!!!!

5 September, 2:44

Arachnidphobia: I found a glowy, stormy-looking, lightning strike thingy layING BY THE FOUNDATION!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Don’t touch it!!!! That’ll only make it worse!!!

OptimusofPrime: Hold on, I’m coming

Megabitch: why did I get the store with soaps??? Im not kididing it feels like my mind is melting at the moemnt!!

Arachnidphobia: Optimus were you able to get some clothes?!?!

OptimusofPrime: no Elita. I’m not stealing clothes from a shop

Arachnidphobia: WEAK!!!!

Arachnidphobia: Ill do it then. get ready for some new clothes Optimus

OptimusofPrime: Elita please dont

Arachnidphobia: too late

Megabitch: I feel high. or drnku

Megabitch: defenuty hihg

Megabitch: hepl

Arachnidphobia: alright

Arachnidphobia: i’m getting you clothes and then Im helping big guy out of that shoap

Arachnidphobia: You go neaturalize that threat k?

OptimusofPrime: Okay

5 September, 3:04

OptimusofPrime: Were we able to get everyone out?

Megabitch: Yeah, I think so.

Arachnidphobia: you have so much to explain to both us, and out groups.

OptimusofPrime: oh my primus, please let me just pass out.

Arachnidphobia: Dont say that Optimus. Its not that bad

Megabitch: he just passed out.

Arachnidphobia: Oh.

Arachnidphobia: well then

Megabitch: yep

Chapter Text

Explanation

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

6 September, 12:35

Arachnidphobia: Optimus, you better start explaining or I’m going to go over to your hose and strange it out of you

OptimusofPrime: What did I do?????

OptimusofPrime: I’m not who brought the Storm Urn to the mall

Arachnidphobia: ಠ_ಠ

Arachnidphobia: mhm

Megabitch: If you aren’t going to explain how the thing go there, at least explain what it was

Shockinglyontime: Wait, it was an urn?

Striker: ^

BuzzyBee: Why in Primus’ name was there a magical urn at the mall?!?!

OptimusofPrime: I can explain the name and the magical part of it but why it was there…

OptimusofPrime: That’s something else

SayingSari: Alright then. Start explaining

OptimusofPrime: This is going to be a long thing so get comfortable

6 September, 2:46

SayingSari: So let me get this straight

SayingSari: Magic exists

SayingSari: You are a part of the magic community in some way because of your ancestors

SayingSari: Who by the way, founded the magical form of government

SayingSari: And because of this you’re a target

SayingSari: Did I summarize everything right?

OptimusofPrime: Well…like you said, that’s the summarized, short version

OptimusofPrime: There is a longer version that I won’t tell you unless in person

Arachnidphobia: Is that why, before your mom got sick, she was like…a fucking badass?

OptimusofPrime: Pretty much

BuzzyBee: Is there anyone else in our school thtat has magic or something?

OptimusofPrime: From who I’ve been able to sense, Smite, Hymn, and Jeopardy. And maybe their entire group.

BulkingUp: Really?

Prowlaround: We’ve had magical people surrounding us this whole time?

Shockinglyontime: That’s a boring question. An acutal question would be something like, ‘why in Primus’ name did the sotrmt urn creation peeps put an acutal vegeful spititir in an artifact!!!!!????’

Soundingthealarm: It is an effective way to make it so that if anyone steals anything, they get cursed.

Striker: I hate that I can’t argue with that logic

Luggernaught: Are there any other artifacts we need to look out for that we might need warning from?

OptimusofPrime: I don’t know for sure. I have one, but it’s pretty tame unless I have it around me for too long.

Megabitch: The hell’s that supposed to mean?

OptimusofPrime: It means that it feeds off my energy. If it gets too much energy, it’ll go I guess it can be called ‘haywire’

OptimusofPrime: The artifact was made to protect the one which can manipulate both auras which belong to non-magic using people and energy, which belongs to magic using people

OptimusofPrime: If it gets too much of ‘my’ energy, it’ll go into a protective-like mode and think anything is a threat unless explicitly told otherwise

Megabitch: Damn

Blitzingthroughlife: It must be so hard to not use that on Sentinel

Screamingatthevoid: Oh my primus, I cannot imagien the amoutn of restraint that would take

OptimusofPrime: No that’s actually really easy

OptimusofPrime: What’s hard is resisting the urge to manipulate Sentinel’s aura. That’s hard.

BuzzyBee: Hold on

BuzzyBee: if you’re magical and all that, does that mean mama Pax is affected by some sort of magical disease?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah…it’s a type of coma-amnesia thing that makes it so that she goes into long bouts of sleep from time and when she does wake up, she can’t really remember anything for a while

Arachnidphobia: Oh

Megabitch: that must be hard

OptimusofPrime: I’ve got used to it

OptimusofPrime: Dads trying to make a cure. It’s why he’s not there a lot of the time, and our income mainly comes from the company that dad works for because he’s doing a really dangerous thing for them.

BuzzyBee: That’s rough

OptimusofPrime: Look, I gotta go but if you have any other questions, you can ask them and I'll answer them when I can.

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Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

6 September, 2:56

Prowlaround: You sure you’re doing aright Optimus?

SayingSari: Yeah, Optimus. You do know we’re here if you need to talk

OptimusofPrime: Thank you but I’ll be fine. I’m really the only one who can take care of her and I don’t like not being there when she wakes up if I can help it

BulkingUp: Does Sentinel or Ultra Magnus know?

OptimusofPrime: No, but Ms. Arcee and Ratchet do and I think Perceptor and some of the other teacher’s know that at least something is weird with my home life that isn’t normal

SayingSari: Even if they don’t know about the entire ‘coma-amnesia’ thing, they shouldn’t be like that to you.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah. It’s alright. I’m…used to it.

Prowlaround: That’s the thing Optimus, you shouldn’t be

BuzzyBee: Yeah bossbot. This isn’t something a teen should be used to. We’re supposed to be having fun, going to parties, things like that. Not trying to keep two different dimensions from colliding and causing the apocalypse!!

OptimusofPrime: That’s not what I’m doing B. However powerful I am, I’m not the one who makes sure the dimensions are divided. But thank you for the reassurance.

BuzzyBee: course bossbot

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Untitled Group Chat

(Arachnidphobia added OptimusofPrime)

6 September, 3:12

Arachnidphobia: Don’t think this is over Optimus

Arachnidphobia: We still have some things to settle.

OptimusofPrime: of course Elita

Arachnidphobia: And stop with the Elita shit. If you’re going to call me anything, call me Blackarachnia

OptimusofPrime: okay

Arachnidphobia: Good

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Untitled Group Chat

Ratchet - Ratchet

Optimus Prime - OptimusofPrime

6 September, 3:49

Ratchet: Hey kid, I saw what happened.

Ratchet: Are you doing okay?

OptimusofPrime: Honestly Ratchet I don’t know

OptimusofPrime: I almost killed an entire mall of people because I wasn’t able to sense a simple artifact

OptimusofPrime: and then, while I was looking for said artifact, I somehow harmed five different people, and somehow trapped all six of us into a crater that no one could get out of.

OptimusofPrime: Megatron came over to help me. And remember what Sentinel wanted me to do to him?

Ratchet: Yes

OptimusofPrime: How am I supposed to stalk him when he saved my life and fixed my screw up?

OptimusofPrime: What’s worse is that I saw Elita again.

Ratchet: Oh. She’s alive?

OptimusofPrime: Apparently! She wants to talk.

Ratchet: Is she the Blackarachnia girl?

OptimusofPrime: yeah

Ratchet: Jeez kid. You really are having a tough time huh?

OptimusofPrime: mhm

Ratchet: You want to come over? I have room and am in need of some explanation to an antique I found a couple days ago.

OptimusofPrime: Y’know

OptimusofPrime: That actually seems nice. I’ll make sure mom has everything she needs if she wakes up while I’m gone and then I’ll head over there.

Ratchet: See you then kid.

OptimusofPrime: See ya. And thank you Ratchet.

Ratchet: Of course.

Chapter Text

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

7 September, 8:24

BuzzyBee: Hey, does anyone have the assignment we were supposed to be doing in math?

OptimusofPrime: Why?

BuzzyBee: Well…

BuzzyBee: the math teacher isn’t here today and I thought I’d get caught up

Prowlaround: Pages 247, questions 10-32. Skip 17+18

BuzzyBee: thx’s

Prowlaround: np

BulkingUp: Does anyone else want to talk about what happened this weekend or are we over that?

SayingSari: We’re dafinatily not over it but for now, for Optimus’ sake, let’s act like it never happened.

OptimusofPrime: If you all wouldn’t mind, I’d like it if we didn’t talk about it.

BuzzyBee: Alright. That can be done.

SayingSari: Yeah.

BulkingUp: ^

Prowlaround: It shall be done.

OptimusofPrime: Thank you all.

Prowlaround: No need to thank us Optimus, we’re your friends. 

BulkingUp: Yeah, we’re supposed to give you the time to open up to us

OptimusofPrime: But still, thank you.

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Dragons and Gestalts

Pandora: Pandemonium

Starburst: Stardust

Dunesteel: Duneofsteel

Jeopardy: ItsJeopardy

Hymn: Hymning

Smite: Smittenwithyou

Halfway: MeetingHalfway

Ironcircuit: Ironcircuitry

Flashtrack: GottagoFlash

Quarrel: Quarrelingoverit

Silverstream: Streamingwithsilver

Venture: Venturingthroughtime

7 September, 9:10

Hymning: We found our hostling prince, princess

Smittenwithyou: Yes. However, he is fairly unstable and he is in need of guidance.

ItsJeopardy: Yeah, I agree. I was only around him for thirty minutes and I could already feel his power becoming a lot stronger by the second. He’s bottled up a lot, I can tell, and he needs to be able to let all of that out.

Pandemonium: @Duneofsteel

Pandemonium: How quickly do you think we’d be able to get to the town in our state?

Duneofsteel: Not long, probably a day at most. To enroll you in the school will be different, we’re going to have to bring in a more adult looking person for that.

MeetingHalfway: We are also going to need to befriend the prince before we are able to get close to him

Quarrelingoverit: We’ll let you deal with that Pandora, don’t want to ruffle your scales

Pandemonium: I appreciate your sentiments, Quarrel.

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

7 September, 10:28

Blitzingthroughlife: so, does anyone wanna come over to help me study?

Blitzingthroughlife: I promise it’ll be fun.

Arachnidphobia: Can’t

Arachnidphobia: Have to talk to Optimus sooner or later and I’d rather it be before I get to school rather than at school. I would already have a shitty day, don’t need it to be worse.

Megabtich: How are you going to meet him?

Arachnidphobia: I still know where his house is, so I’ll just ask to come over and if he says he’s not comfortable with that, we’ll go to the park near his house.

Megabitch: You have this planned out huh?

Shockinglyontime: Damn. Do you think youd need any help?

Arachnidphobia: I’ll be fine. But thanks

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Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

7 September, 9:17

Arachnidphobia: We’re going to have to talk eventually and id rather get this done failry quickly. Can I come over to your house or do we want to meet at the park near your house?

OptimusofPrime: Are you sure you’d be able to come over here without feeling uncomfortable? Because I can go closer to you. I wouldn’t mind.

OptimusofPrime: Blackarachnia? read 9:17

OptimusofPrime: ? read 9:18

OptimusofPrime: Alright read 9:18

7 September, 9:26

Arachnidphobia: *coordinates for a park*

Arachnidphobia: meet me there after school

OptimusofPrime: Okay

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

7 September, 9:32

Arachnidphobia: why doeas he have to be so nice???

Striker: Optimus?

Arachnidphobia: Who do you think?!

Arachnidphobia: I mean look at thsi shit!!!

Arachnidphobia: screenshot.png

Megabitch: and this is a problem because?

Arachnidphobia: Because im trying to be mad at hiim but I can’t if hes being so Primus damned nice!

Shockinglyontime: You knew him before this

Blitzingthroughlife: yeah, why didn’t you expect this?

Arachnidphobia: I don’t know!

Luggernaught: Well at least you know what to expect when you start talking to him.

Arachnidphobia: When we start talking I know exactly what to expect

Arachnidphobia: He’s going to probably ask for forgiveness, and while he’s doing that he’s proabably going to start crying and

Megabitch: And????

Arachnidphobia: I just realized that i cant hate him anymore.

Megabitch: Good luck.

-

(Video Excerpt)

Islingterel Meadows, camera 02

7 September, 2:45

“Optimus, you made it.”

“Hi Eli- Blackarachnia.”

“You better start talking, now Optimus, or I’m leaving and this will be over.”

“...Blackarachnia…I really didn’t know you made it out.”

“Really Optimus! Really? IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS YOU ASS!!! I THOUGHT…I thought I had been left on purpose…and when I got out. Optimus, I don’t think you can comprehend the amount of pain I had been in.

I thought it had all been over…and then I thought that I would never have to deal with you or Sentinel again. But now look at me!!! I have to deal with you, and you have to deal with me. The monster your ‘friend’ transformed into! And now you expect me to forgive you?

“Blackarachnia, I never came here asking for forgiveness. I didn’t even come here for myself. I came here because I wanted to make sure you were okay after all that time that I wasn't able to.

I came because I wanted to make sure you were alive and this wasn’t some sick…twisted dream my mind had made up.”

“What happened with you being in juvie? What was that all about?”

“I was hoping you wouldn’t bring that up, but I guess it can’t be helped.

After Sentinel and I were discharged from the hospital, we had to go to court. It was the worst and Sentinel looked so scared and it had all been my fault so…I told them as such. I told them that I was the reason you got left in the cavern, that I had pushed you down there, and they all believed me. The only reason I’m still in the school is because Ultra Magnus and Sentinel paid for my bail and are still paying for…everything else.”

“...Optimus-”

“Anyways, I don’t think you’re a monster. If anyone’s the monster here it’s definitely me. Especially since I couldn’t save you and I had the ability to. If you don’t want to talk to me anymore, I understand. Goodbye Blackarachnia.”

(Optimus starts walking away, but Blackarachnia calls out to him, walking over to stop him from going any farther.)

“Blackarachnia-”

“Please…just call me Elita. I like it when you call me that and…the name sounds idiotic whenever you say it.

We have a lot to talk about…but I think we can make this work. And no Optimus, you're not the monster here. I know now how hard you tried to help me and…I appreciate the commitment.”

(The two smile at each other and Blackarachnia ruffles Optimus' hair gently.)

“So, how would you like to show Sentinel some…fun…during the festival?”

“What did you have in mind?”

-video ended-

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Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

7 September, 2:53

Shockinglyontime: @Arachnidphobia

Shockinglyontime: did you two make up yet?

Arachnidphobia: Mostly. We still have a lot to go over but I think we’re making up.

Arachnidphobia: We’ve decided to bond by pranking the fuck out of Sentinel

Megabitch: Celebration!!!

Blitzingthroughlife: *confetti noises*

Luggernaught: *celebration noises*

Screamingatthevoid: well, now we have another person on the Autobot committee that we can pawn information out of.

Megabitch: No Starscream

Arachnidphobia: If you hurt him. I’m 90% sure that you’re going to have the entirety of the school trying to beat you up

Screamingatthevoid: I’m not saying I’m going to beat him up, I’m just saying that he has a net to fall back on if something happens.

Megabitch: ತ_ತ

Megabitch: no Starscream

Chapter Text

Explanations

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

8 September, 7:27

Arachnidphobia: So

Arachnidphobia: who else wants to help Optimus and I cause chaos for Sentinel?

Megabitch: Yes

BuzzyBee: Hell yeah!

SayingSari: Fuck Sentinel!

BulkingUp: If you wouldn’t mind

Prowlaround: We stand with our leader

Striker: I have a really bad feeling about this.

Luggernaught: When did you Autobots become so…chaotic

Striker: Hostile

BuzzyBee: Well that’s the thing

BuzzyBee: We aren’t Autobots

SayingSari: Yeah, that’s what Sentinel and Ultra M are

Blitzingthoughlife: Then what are you?

Blitzingthoughlife: Oooh!!! Are you Cons? Cause that would be fun.

OptimusofPrime: No

BuzzyBee: Sorry, we gotta follow the boss.

Prowlaround: Hold on

Prowlaround: If we aren’t cons and we certainly aren’t Autobots

Prowlaround: What are we?

BulkingUp: Uhhhhhh

BuzzyBee: We need a group name

SayingSari: Something that’ll really help the other students know who we are

Prowlaround: Well

Prowlaround: got any ideas?

Shockinglyontime: Shouldnt that be your leader's job to decide your name?

Prowlaround: Normally

Prowlaround: but Optimus is extremely indecisive a lot of the time. Sorry

OptimusofPrime: No offense taken Prowl.

Megabitch: What if you choose a name that represents your group as a whole?

OptimusofPrime: Oh and what would that be? “Idiocy in human form?”

BuzzyBee: Well…

SayingSari: I mean

SayingSair: He’s not wrong

OptimusofPrime: I have a different name for this group chat though

Blitzingthoughlife: Do tell

(OptimusofPrime changed the group name to “Gods of Chaos”)

Soundingthealarm: Y’know, that’s an actually good name

Soundingthealarm: Nice job Prime

OptimusofPrime: Thank you 

Megabitch: Yeah, nice job

Megabitch: We are now Gods of Chaos, and as one of your temporary leaders, out first order of business is pissing off Senintel

Screamingatthevoid: ‘One’?

Striker: ‘Temporary’?

OptimusofPrime: Would I be the other ‘temporary leader’ or is there more than two

Megabitch: Yours only listen to you Prime, so, yes

OptimusofPrime: (つ≧▽≦)つ

OptimusofPrime: I figured out how to do the things!!!!

Arachnidphobia: Nice job Optimus

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Autobot Student Council (ASC)

Ultra Magnus: UMagnus

Sentinel: SPrime

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Jazz: SMJazz

Longarm: Longwiththelong

Jetstorm: Jettingthestorm

Jetfire: Jettingthefire

Blurr: ImaBlurr

8 September, 8:42

SPrime: Optimus, your little friends are getting all buddy buddy with the cons. What’s that about?

OptimusofPrime: oh primus

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, i’ll deal with it, don’t worry

Jettingthestorm: Optimus, Jetfire and i would like the helping of the school work

Jettingthefire: Yes, we need the help on science and history

OptimusofPrime: Alright you two, when are you two free?

Jettingthefire: both of us stay school in after ending

Jettingthestorm: and we’d be able to meet up with you when you are done

OptimusofPrime: Alright, deal you two.

SMJazz: Optimus, do you thing you could go to the art classroom during lunch? I was supposed to but I got assigned to something different

OptimusofPrime: Sure

Imablurr: Yes Optimsu, I wouldd like your inpiut on the way the dtrack races are supposed ot happend and looka if you wouldn’t mind

OptimusofPrime: Not at all Blurr

Imablurr: Great!!!

SPrime: Optimus, don’t forget about your little assignment.

OptimusofPrime: Right.

OptimusofPrime: Well than, any other requests for me?

Jettingthestorm: That’s it for brother and I

Jettingthefire: Yes

SMJazz: Yeah same.

Imablurr: I’m ogod

OptimusofPrime: Alright, I’ll see you all around

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Untitled Group Chat

8 September, 12:30

(Pandemonium added OptimusofPrime)

Pandemonium: Hello Optimus

OptimusofPrime: Who are you?

Pandemonium: My name is Pandora, I got enrolled into the school after I moved here and the admin gave me this number, stating that you’d be the one helping me ‘settle in’

Pandemonium: Whatever that means

OptimusofPrime: Honestly, I’m not surprised

Pandemonium: Oh?

OptimusofPrime: This isn’t the first time they’ve done that.

Pandemonium: Oh. Well that’s not fun is it.

OptimusofPrime: No, it’s not. So, when do you think you’ll be coming to the school?

Pandemonium: Tomorrow maybe, or the next day.

Pandemonium: I know about that festival thingy that Smite and Hymn are helping you with and I do not want to miss that

OptimusofPrime: You…know Smite and Hymn?

Pandemonium: Well of course.

Pandemonium: I am their princess after all.

OptimusofPrime: Wait.

OptimusofPrime: So you’re telling me that you’re the Pandora?

OptimusofPrime: The one who holds the cure for Shade Breakdown?

Pandemonium: That’s me.

OptimusofPrime: Oh my primus! It’s so nice to meet you

Pandemonium: I’m glad to hear that

OptimusofPrime: Wait a minute, if you’re such a popular figure in the magical community, why are you coming here?

Pandemonium: There have been some energy spikes in the area and they’ve been slowly getting stronger. The council wanted me to check it out before it gets out of hand

OptimusofPrime: Do you know what is causing the spikes?

Pandemonium: I have a hunch

OptimusofPrime: Do you think it’s me?

Pandemonium: You are one of the candidates

Pandemonium: And if it is you, that’ll be an easier fix than if it was anything else.

OptimusofPrime: Why?

Pandemonium: Because you can be trained and you understand the weight of what your actions are doing.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, I guess you’re right. 

Pandemonium: I believe you should get to the art classroom. 

Pandemonium: Don’t want to let your friend down.

OptimusofPrime: How did you know about that? read 12:38

OptimusofPrime: Fine, don’t answer my question read 12:38

-

Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

8 September, 1:35

Megabitch: Hey

OptimusofPrime: Yes?

Megabitch: Do you know why Sentinel was ‘examining’ my stuff today during lunch

OptimusofPrime: Oh my primus, he was?

Megabitch: yes? Were you not at lunch?

OptimusofPrime: No. I had to go to the art classroom

Megabitch: Oh. Then can you explain why he was saying you were supposed to be doing his job?

OptimusofPrime: →_→ 

OptimusofPrime: ←_←

OptimusofPrime: No…

Megabitch: Let me guess, it’s got something with snooping, me, and you hm?

OptimusofPrime: Oh, where did you get those thoughts?

Megabitch: When will you be free to talk about this?

OptimusofPrime: I have to help the jettwins with homework after school and that’s probably going to take an hour at least, those two are hopeless, and then I gotta get home so…4 maybe

Megabitch: Why don’t you call me hm?

OptimusofPrime: That would make this so much easier

Megabitch: Alright. I’ll tak to you after school then.

OptimusofPrime: Deal

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Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Pandora: Pandemonium

8 September, 2:35

OptimusofPrime: Hey, because you are like, super powerful, do you think you could come over to my house today?

Pandemonium: Well that’s certainly not scary. Sure princeling, what do you need?

OptimusofPrime: It’s my mom

Pandemonium: ?

OptimusofPrime: She has the Malediction disease

Pandemonium: Oh

Pandemonium: Sure princeling, I can come over

OptimusofPrime: You know where the school is right?

Pandemonium: Of course

OptimusofPrime: Meet me there and I’ll take you to my house

Pandemonium: You got it princeling

OptimusofPrime: Also, what’s with the nickname?

Pandemonium: I just wanna call you that

OptimusofPrime: Alright, if you want to, you can

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

9 September, 10:48

OptimusofPrime: Hey quick question

OptimusofPrime: Does anyone know how to play an instrument?

OptimusofPrime: That’s actually going to school on Friday

Soundingthealarm: I can play both Piano and guitar

Shockinglyontime: I’m not able to play any instruments, but I can code pretty well if you need any special effects or something.

Striker: Megatron, can’t you play the drums?

Megabitch: Yeah, I can.

Blizingthoughlife: I can play the trumpet pretty well

OptimusofPrime: Great!

Megabitch: why’d you ask?

OptimusofPrime: I just wanted to ask before the admin sent out the email

Blitzingthroughlife: What email?

Blitzingthroughlife: Nvm. I just got it

Megabitch: Hm

Striker: The idea isn’t that bad

Luggernaught: Yeah, if you all take spots, you’d be able to perform.

Megabitch: Singer.

Megabitch: We need a singer.

Megabitch: And no, I will only sing for one song.

BuzzyBee: Optimus!

BulkingUp: Yeah. Can’t you sing Optimus?

OptimusofPrime: Absolutely not!

BuzzyBee: Yes!

SayingSari: Wait, Optimus can sing?

BuzzyBee: He can sing so well.

BuzzyBee: @Arachnidphobia @Prowlaround

BuzzyBee: Back me up here guys

Arachnidphobia: Yeah, Optimus can sing pretty well

Prowlaround: Truly an artist in his craft

OptimusofPrime: Really guys?!

BuzzyBee: Yesssss

BuzzyBee: <(￣︶￣)>

OptimusofPrime: You’ve lost your homemade cookie privileges, all of you!

BuzzyBee: (・o・)

Prowlaround: Excuse me?

BulkingUp: Oh come on!

SayingSari: What are we all talking about?

BuzzyBee: Optimus, plese don’t do this to us!

OptimusofPrime: You all have forced my hand. Apologies

SayingSari: What other things can you do that I don’t know about huh?

SayingSari: You can bake, you can sing, your practically a prodigy at school!

OptimusofPrime: Please Sari, no more.

SayingSari: Fine, but we are talking later.

Megabitch: You can sing?

BuzzyBee: Yes he can

BuzzyBee: SingingPrime.mp4

Blitzingthroughlife: You are

Blitzingthroughlife: Really GOOD!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Blitzwing, I’m not that good

Soundingthealarm: Bullshit

Shockinglyontime: You are amazing

Megabitch: They aren’t lying Optimus

OptimusofPrime: ರ_ರ

OptimusofPrime: Come on, not you too!

Megabitch: Sorry Optimus

BuzzyBee: Come on Optimus!

BuzzyBee: Everyone would like you to sing anyways!

BulkingUp: Many people would come as well

OptimusofPrime: Fine

OptimusofPrime: I’ll think about it

BuzzyBee: Yay

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Caller excerpt

Megatron -> Optimus Prime

9 September, 11:27

“Hey.”

“Are you going to try and convince me to sing?”

“No actually. You said we could talk about why Sentinel was snooping through my stuff.”

“Oh right. Primus, I don’t think I can tell you without you getting mad and then this entire…thing…we have going on will be ruined.”

“He asked you to spy on me huh?”

“You caught me. He did. And he still is pestering me about it. I don’t know what to do.”

“What if I make you a deal to avoid Sentinel’s pestering.”

“What do you propose?”

“Really? Alright then. We’ll start hanging out, y’know become friends maybe, and throughout that, I can say stuff that may or may not be possible plans for the future. It’ll be like you're actually doing something and you can thankfully avoid Sentinel. That is, if you’re up to it?”

“...

Sign me up Megatron. I want to do this.”

“Of course. So, do we have a deal?”

“Deal.”

“Great. This means that you’re going to have to sing at least one song at the festival on 

Friday.”

“What? Oh you little…how dare you!”

“Hahaha. That’s what you get when you are my friend.

I’m also changing the group chat name.”

“Demon.”

-Call ended-

-

Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Pandora: Pandemonium

8 September, 1:24

Pandemonium: Hey, so your mom just woke up and she’s kinda confused

Pandemonium: Have any tips on how to make her stop trying to stab me with a magical dagger?

OptimusofPrime: Wait, she woke up?

Pandemonium: Yeah, and she seemed to remember everything. She succeded all of the tests with flying colors, and even though she looks extremely frail, she’s actually really HHElp

OptimusofPrime: Just try to keep her occupied until I get out of this class. 

Pandemonium: andknja9 how lngwe-9 will htat tkae?

OptimusofPrime: I get out of this class in arund five minutes. Think you can keep her occupied utnil then?

Pandemonium: sure

OptimusofPrime: Good

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Caller excerpt

Optimus Prime -> Pandora

8 September, 1:30

“Pandora!”

“Optimus, for the love of Ahnera, help me- KNIFE!”

*distant* “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!”

“Optimus!! Please! HELP!!!!”

“How do you know my son?”

“Mom?”

“Optimus? Scraplet?”

“Hi mom. Can you please stop trying to attack my friend?”

*panting* “Please do. I…don’t want to keep on dodging knives.”

“Alright. I’m guessing you're at school, Optimus?”

“Yeah I am.”

“We need to…talk about this whole ordeal and what’s been happening while I’ve been sick. Where’s your father?

“Well, you know. He went to find a cure for you.”

“Oh. Well then who is this?”

“My name is…Pandora. Pandora Triene. Nice to meet you.”

“...

You’re telling me that I just angered a Triene?! Oh my Ahnera, I deeply apologize!” *thump*

“Please, don’t kneel to me.

Optimus!”

“Mom, calm down, she isn’t going to do anything to you. Here, I gotta go. You two get acquainted until I get back.

Oh also, do you want me to bring the group over?”

“You mean your friends? Please. I want to know who you’ve been hanging out with a little more.”

“Got it. See you later you two!”

“Bye Optimus!”

“Bye Scraplet.”

-call ended-

-

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

8 September, 1:36

Megabitch: Hey, I saw you talking to someone on your phone

Megabitch: What was that about?

OptimusofPrime: If I were to explain it to you, I’d have to explain hundreds of thousands or years of magical history and monarchy so I’m gonna make this long story short

OptimusofPrime: There is this certain family that is said to be ‘blessed by the gods’

OptimusofPrime: It’s also said they can heal anything. I believe you can see where this is going?

Megabitch: did someone from that family heal you mom?

OptimusofPrime: yeah. And ironically, she’s also going to be coming to this school tomorrow

Megabitch: Is she the new studnet that Smite and her group has been talking about?

OptimusofPrime: I’m guessing yes

Megabitch: Well that’s good

OptimusofPrime: I know right!

OptimusofPrime: anyways, mom was trying to get her out of her house and she was kinda trying to stab her with this enchanted knife and stuff but anyways

OptimusofPrime: She called me, mom and I tlaked an entire sentnece or so, and then I told her to be nice to the other and hung up

Megabitch: Huh

Megabitch: Well congratulations

OptimusofPrime: Do you want to meet my mom?

Megabitch: What?

OptimusofPrime: Well since we’re going to be friends, I just thought it’d be nice if you were to meet her

OptimusofPrime: it’s stupid I know. You can just forget it

Megabitch: no. It’s not stupid. I’ll meet you at the gate after school

Megabitch: kay?

OptimusofPrime: (✿^‿^)

OptimusofPrime: thank you Megatron

-

(Video Excerpt)

Cybertronian High School, Gate camera

8 September, 2:37

(Optimus can be seen walking towards Megatron who is leaning against one of the stone pillars that the gate is attached to. Megatron seems to notice the smaller teen and looks up, a smile slowly forming across his face.)

“Hey. So, we going?”

“Yeah, hold on. I just gotta text the others.”

“You mean your group?” 

“Yeah. I asked mom if she wanted to meet them and she said that she wanted to know who either I was influencing or who was influencing me.”

“Oh. Alright.”

(The two are silent for all of about five seconds before Optimus looks up and gestures for Megatron to follow. He pulled out his own phone and clicked something on it before nodding and following Optimus.)

“So…

You have any tips on how to handle your mother?”

“She’s not that bad I don’t think. But…you might not want to mention anything about any illegal happenings if you are involved with them. Nor do you want to mention anything about the Earthquake. I don’t want to put her through that stress, okay?”

“Alright. Deal.”

“Thank you.”

“Of course.”

-video ended-

-

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

8 September, 2:38

OptimusofPrime: Hey you guys

OptimusofPrime: Does anyone want to stop by my house today?

OptimusofPrime: I’ll make you cookies

BuzzyBee: Hell yeah!!!

BulkingUp: I’ll come anyways but your cookies are always the best

Prowlaround: I’m coming

SayingSari: Sign me up!

OptimusofPrime: Great! Meet me at my house. 

OptimusofPrime: Oh also, Megatron’s coming with me

BuzzyBee: What??

SayingSari: Huh?

Prowlaround: alright

BulkingUp: Okay

Chapter Text

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

8 September, 3:40

Megabitch: Hey, so real quick question

Megabitch: What is the name of the girl who helped you?

OptimusofPrime: Pandora Triene

Megabitch: Oh

Megabitch: She sounds like an interesting figure

OptimusofPrime: I’m just really happy that she was able to help

OptimusofPrime: She’s the first Triene in the past 100 years that hasn’t been a fraud

Megabitch: (・o・)

Megabitch: Well I’m guessing many people have been asking for her help then huh?

OptimusofPrime: Not really. But that’s mainly because the council has been keeping her more or less on a leash kinda.

Megabitch: Huh?

OptimusofPrime: She’s technically not supposed to be here. In this realm. But that’s mainly because most of the things she thinks are right are what the council perceives as ‘wrong’. I’m guessing she slipped her leash and decided to travel the dimensions

Megabitch: There is a lot of stuff we don’t know about huh?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah

OptimusofPrime: There really is

Megabitch: I’m kinda glad we’re having this conversation over text now

OptimusofPrime: Oh?

OptimusofPrime: And why’s that?

Megabitch: I can ask you questions that no one can stare at us weirdly for

OptimusofPrime: oh haha very funny

Megabitch: But seriously, could you try to explain everything over text or do we need to be talking for this?

OptimusofPrime: I can try to explain it over text but i don’t know how much you’ll be able to understand

Megabitch: That’s fine

Megabitch: Hit me

OptimusofPrime: If you say so, but cut me some slack here ‘cause I’m going to be saying things that you’re probably not going to be able to understand and I’m also going to be acting like I’m saying this because it’s just easier like that

Megabitch: That’s fine

OptimusofPrime: Good

OptimusofPrime: The first thing I’m going to clarify is the significance of the Triene name. Anyone with that last name is said to be blessed by the five gods that ‘created’ everything. They are said to be extremely powerful, probably some of the most powerful people to ever exist. Their nicknames are ‘mortal gods’ because they have the power of the gods but can still die

Megabitch: damn. That’s…fucking awesome! Anything else you wanna tell me?

OptimusofPrime: Okay so basically, you know how people speculate that the universe was created by a big bang?

Megabitch: Yeah

OptimusofPrime: That’s basically what happened except it wasn’t just a big bang then the universe. It actually happened slowly, incredibly slowly. Like erosion

OptimusofPrime: Like the universe was a giant chunk of rock or something and the bang created a gateway from the Astral Plane to here, letting the energies over there spill into here and then it started molding and chipping

Megabitch: So our universe is technically a marble statue?

OptimusofPrime: If that’s what helps you remember this then yes

Megabitch: Awesome

OptimusofPrime: I can see your face y’know

OptimusofPrime: you don’t look as if you like that too much

Megabitch: Oh my

Megabitch: How observant

OptimusofPrime: Anyways

OptimusofPrime: The Faceless, who are supposed to be like the all-powerful beings of the multiverse, decided to check this place out I guess and then they started making life.

Megabitch: So…are there other species out there?

OptimusofPrime: I’m not saying that on text, don’t wanna get coined and then have the FBI knocking on my door

Megabitch: Alright fine

Megabitch: Then start telling me about how much magic has impacted society

OptimusofPrime: The only reason we have what we have now is because of magical help

Megabitch: Does that mean that the Salem Witch Trials…?

OptimusofPrime: Most of them were innocent, but there were a few who were magical. What actually happened was someone would stand in and wait for everyone to announce their death then slip them into the other dimension, help them cope, then gave them the decision to either stay or come back here

Megabitch: Did they ever choose to come back?

OptimusofPrime: Some. But most couldn’t deal with the betrayal and decided to become apprentices to the person who originally helped them

Megabitch: Yeah, y’know, I would be the same

OptimusofPrime: Mom said that she would’ve come back just to spite everyone

Megabitch: Huh. Your mom is interesting in a good way

OptimusofPrime: Thank you for the clarification

Megabitch: You’re welcome

OptimusofPrime: Hold on, the others are texting me

Megabitch: Alright

-

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

8 September, 3:50

BuzzyBee: Optimus! 

BuzzyBee: Your mom is walking around your garden, dragging along a girl wearing black clothes with purple and gold hair and gesturing to different types of weeds and flowers

BuzzyBee: What the hell!?!?

OptimusofPrime: Surprise!

SayingSari: Is this why you wanted us to go to your house?

OptimusofPrime: yep

OptimusofPrime: I’ll be there in around five more minutes. If you want to talk to mom, you can, but she’ll probably drag you into helping her fix the house.

SayingSari: Sign me up!

BulkingUp: It’s been so long since I’ve been able to talk to your mom so yeah, sign me up as well!

Prowlaround: Yes.

BuzzyBee: Is Megatron still coming?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, that’s kinda the reason why I invited him

OptimusofPrime: I wanted him to meet my mom

BulkingUp: Alright

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Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

8 September, 3:52

OptimusofPrime: Apologies

Megabitch: It’s alright

OptimusofPrime: My house is coming up in like three minutes so can we talk about anything else but history?

OptimusofPrime: Trying to remember all of this exactly after school is making my brain hurt

Megabitch: Of course

Megabitch: What’s your favorite animal?

OptimusofPrime: Oh…uhm, a dragon maybe or a basilisk.

OptimusofPrime: Basilisk’s are awesome

Megabitch: Have you met any?

OptimusofPrime: What do you think our family guardian is?

Megabitch: What’s their name?

OptimusofPrime: I call her Basil like the beginning of her name but there's another name that mom and dad called her

OptimusofPrime: I don’t believe either of us would be able to pronounce it

Megabitch: Basil

Megabitch: Can I meet her?

OptimusofPrime: I’ll see what I can do

OptimusofPrime: Do you…?

Megabitch: Ah, so you’ve started hearing that as well

Megabitch: I’m guessing that’s your friends?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah. It is. And Bee’s the one who’s yelling

OprimusofPrime: Great

Megabitch: I am so going to record this for blackmail

OptimusofPrime: Please don’t

Megabitch: Already doing it

OptimusofPrime: Primus

-

-Video Excerpt-

8 September, 3:59

“Mom, what are you doing to my friends?” OP

“Oh, hello scraplet! I was just asking if they wanted to help me with fixing the house up a little.”

“Optimus, this is awesome!” Bee

“Mom, why are they on the roof?!”

(The camera angles a tad to see Prowl and Bumblebee standing on the roof as a teen in black clothes with purple and gold hair stares up at them with a hand on her cocked hip. A woman with dark blue hair wearing a splattered paint shirt and dark blue jeans has one hand in her pocket as she smiles at Optimus and Megatron.)

“Scraplet, why do you think? Some of the shingles from the roof were falling off and they offered to help.”

“Hi bossbot!” Bulk

(Another teen in a variety of dark greens and camo colors walks out of the house with a giant box of tools. He gives the box to the other teen and she jumps up, placing the box on an outcropping connected to the roof that would make it so the box wouldn’t slide off the roof.)

“How the hell…? That’s like, a twenty foot jump!” Bee

“Didn’t Ms. Pax already explain it to you?

I’m magic!”

“Pandora, could you go into the house and see if the washer is done cycling please?”

“Of course Ms. Pax.”

“For the love of Ahnera, just call me Vesta!”

“Well, do you need any more help, Miss Vesta?” Megs

“Yeah we are already here and we do have empty hands.” OP

“Oh that would be perfect! What’s your name, sugar?”

“Megatron, miss.”

“Pleasure to meet ya’. Now, Optimus, Megatron, I need you two to go down to the basement and sort all the books down there. Optimus, you’ll know how to sort them. If you two wouldn’t mind.”

“Of course miss-” Megs

“And I don’t wanna hear ‘miss’ anymore. It’s Vesta, okay?”

“Okay.” Megs

“See ya mom.” OP

(Optimus starts pulling Megatron towards the front door of the house and the phone turns towards the roof just in time to see Bumblebee almost fall off the roof from a loose shingle. Pandora catches him, shakes her head, then launches the both of them back onto the roof.)

“Damn, you weren’t kidding when you said she was powerful.” Megs

“That’s not her using her ability, that’s her natural stats.

Like I said before, ‘mortal gods” OP

-video ended-

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-Video excerpt-

8 September, 4:09

“Why are you recording again?” OP

“Because I can.

And because I want evidence that I came down here.” Megs

“Ah.

Well look on the bright side, you get to meet Basil.”

“Oh, Basil. I thought you said it like the beginning of Basilisk. Y’know, like Bass-il.”

“...”

“Don’t look at me like that!

I didn’t get any clarifications!”

*sigh* “Sometimes I think you’re hopeless.”

“Thank you.”

(A loud hiss can be heard down the hall the two are walking down and the perception flips to show Optimus and Megatron looking down the hall, two different expressions on their faces. Optimus seems happy, ecstatic, Megatron seems a little terrified but mostly curious but the two keep walking.)

“Is that your pet?”

“That should be her. She loves curling around the bigger bookshelves in the basement, or that’s at least what I’ve perceived.”

“Huh, well you should probably go first. I don’t want to be turned into stone.”

“Alright Megs.”

“...Megs?”

“Do you not want that to be your nickname?”

“Sure.

It…sounds nice coming from you.”

“Oh. Okay.”

“...”

“...”

(Another hiss can be heard and Optimus slowly leaves the frame, seemingly struggling to pull himself away from Megatron’s side. After he’s fully out of frame, Megatron’s eyes narrow in indecision before he flips the camera once more, focusing on the smaller teen as he walks towards an almost blackened door with some type of sigils on it and a dim light coming from the cracks of it.)

*whisper* “Careful.”

“I will be.”

(Optimus slowly opens the door and a dark green snake-like creature lashes out towards Megatron. He yelps, stumbling backwards, and Optimus can be heard yelling something in a weird sounding language.)

“Basil enough! He’s a friend, leave him be!”

(The snake pauses, its eyes focused on Megatron, and then its tongue flicks out of its mouth and it slowly turns around, slithering towards Optimus.)

“Sorry about that.”

“It’s alright. So this is Basil huh?”

“The one and only. 

Once again sorry about that.”

(Optimus walks over to Megatron and lends a hand out to him. Megatron takes the hand and gets up. Optimus looks back at the door which is half-open and a room filled with books can be seen on the other side. There are bookshelves filled with them, stacks of them on the floor, entire stacks of paper bound with ringlets sat on the only table that can be seen.)

“That is a lot to organize Optimus, are you sure we’ll be able to do that?”

“I don’t know. If you want to leave early I wouldn’t mind.”

“I’m not leaving you to do this alone. I’ll stay as long as it takes.”

“Oh, thank you.”

(The camera tilts to where Optimus is standing and his cheeks are a little red as he looks around the hallway. Megatron gently presses the tips of his fingers to his cheek and he makes a considerable noise.)

“Are you sure you’ll be able to do this? You can relax if you’re sick and just tell me where everything should go.”

“No, I'm fine. It’s just a little hot in here.”

“Yeah I can feel that. Lead the way to the room then.”

“Yessir.”

(Megatron lets out a low chuckle from his chest and then Optimus is gripping his wrist softly and gently tugging him towards the door.)

“Come on Megs, let’s do this.”

“Yes, let’s.”

Chapter Text

-Video Excerpt-

8 September, 4:17

(Optimus and Megatron can be seen standing in the doorway of the room Basil had launched out of, the both of them staring around the room in wonder. From what can be seen, the room looks to be a circular type of archive with a giant pillar in the middle of the room, with indents dotting the pillar everywhere. The floor is made up of cobblestone with the only color being the protective glyphs lining the curve of the room which connects the floor to the wall.) 

“So…this is your book room?

Library? Basement?” Meg

“We have multiple names for this but we mainly call it the enchantment chamber. It’s where we store all of our enchantment books and spell books and just magical stuff in general. Artifacts, books, grimoires, etcetera.” OP

“Where is that one artifact you talked about before?”

“The Gauntlet of Pax?

Oh, that’s in my room seeing as that’s really the only place I can store it without it…deciding to become a menace to the house.”

“Huh. Can you call it down here?”

“I’d rather not.

But, I kinda want to find an artifact that would suit you a little.”

“Well then, let’s get this started huh?”

(There is a low hiss as Basil slithers between the two and slowly crawls up a giant pillar in the middle of the room. She curls up so tight on the pillar that it starts groaning and then she closes her eyes and flicks her tongue out, seeming to relax.)

“Will she tolerate me now?”

“She should but this is also the first time she’s ever met someone who doesn’t have a natural affinity to magic.”

“So you’re saying anyone can have magic?”

“Yeah pretty much. When someone doesn’t have an affinity for it, it’s pretty hard though, but anyone can learn the practices of most magic with the right dedication.”

“ Most ?”

“Necromancy and creation are two of the ones which people without energy cannot do at all. Unless blessed by a god, there are no exceptions.”

“That makes sense.

So, change of subject. How, or matter of factly, where do we start?”

“I feel like we should start over there since that’s what I was working on a couple weeks ago and it’ll give me a basis of how I was trying to organize everything earlier.”

“Lead the way, little prime.”

(Optimus levels a deadpan glare at Megatron before playfully swatting him in the arm and then walking towards the far wall from where they stood.)

“From what I can tell here, I was starting to organize them based on what type of magical groups the books belonged to. 

It seems that past me was organizing them with the three different stages of magic. The first being Ethereal and Physical. The second being Creation, Spectral, Alteration, and Fortification. The last group, Conjuration, Illusion, Divination, Necromancy, Enchantment, Transmutation, Abjuration, and Evocation.”

“Damn. That…seems hard.”

“It’s really not. We just gotta start with dividing the books into two different categories and then dive into the sub categories after that.”

“But how would we go about shelving all of these things?”

“I was thinking that because of the circular structure of the room and the fact that there are shelves lining almost all the way from the very sides to the middle, I’d think we divide the room into two, then four, and then we take the last six and label them.”

“Once again, this seems hard.”

“It’s really not but if you want to start anywhere, you can start by bringing me those books and binders off the ground, m’kay?”

“Yessir.”

(The two don’t realize, but Basil curls a little higher up on her perch, watching them with lidded eyes in case they decide to accidentally look her way so she doesn't freeze them. The basilisk tilts her head, flicks her tongue out, then shakes her head and curls back around her perch.)

8 September, 4:32

“Hey, in this book it says that there’s a different version of basilisk?”

“Yeah. Basil’s a tamed basilisk, bred to be more of a protector rather than a predator.”

“How do you make a creature with giant spikes on its back, four pairs of legs and a massive maw to something akin to a snake with glowing eyes that can paralyze you?”

“It took a lot of selective breeding and I believe we also had some…magical influence, uh, involved in it.”

“Huh. Interesting.”

“Indeed.”

8 September, 4:47

(Optimus had started humming, and for the past minute or two, Megatron has just been staring at him in what seems to be wonder. A sudden loud crash disrupts their peace, and the both of them look up as Basil hisses.)

“What was that?”

*Distantly* “Don’t worry, we got it! You two continue on with what you’re doing!” Bee

“What?” Meg

*Distantly* “You two just enjoy your time together! We’ll be fine up here!” Vesta

“What do you think they think we’re doing?”

“I have no idea, and I don’t wanna know.

Oh, also, what was that song you were humming?”

“Was I humming? I can stop if you want me too.”

“No!

No, you don’t have to stop. I liked it…a lot.”

“Alright.

The song I was singing is one of those sea shanty songs, y’know, but I can sing something else if you have any recommendations.”

“Electric Love.”

“Fine, but you have to sing with me.”

“What?!”

“That is the only way I’ll start humming again. And, I might just join you if you can keep up with me.”

“Fine. You are on!”

“We need some type of reward. Something to make this worthwhile.”

“Oh, how about, ‘the winner has to take the other to their favorite restaurant’!”

“...Alright. Deal.”

“Deal.”

(The two shake hands and both wince when they hear another loud crash above them. Basil hisses once more, but settles quickly, seemingly annoyed more than anything.)

“We might want to go check on them in a while.”

“Yeah, but where’s the fun in that?”

“True, true.”

8 September, 5:14

(The room had devolved into a cacophony of noise, with the both of them not even caring about the deal anymore and singing their hearts out with content as they both continued organizing. Surprisingly, Basil hadn’t moved throughout the entire thing.)

“Ooh love, ooh lover boy…”

“What’re you doing tonight, hey boy!”

*Distantly* “Optimus!!!!”

(They both stop abruptly at the loud screech that they heard through their music. Just as the two of them were about to get up, they could hear a commotion caused by multiple people trying to come down the stairs at the same time.)

“Optimus!” Bee

(Bee burst through the door, painting with Sari and a confused Blitzwing being pulled behind the smaller two.)

“Megatron!

Vhere have jou been!?” Blitz

“We told you he was here.” Sari

“For Primus’ sake! Vhy haven’t jou been answering jou’re phone?” Blitz

“My phone’s been on silent and…recording the entire time.” Meg

“Apologies for worrying you Blitzwing. If you want, we can go up there.”

“No, jou’re both fine. The Decepticons vere just vorried.”

“You sure Blitz?”

“Yes. Continue on vith vhat jou two vere doing.”

(Bumblebee whispers something to Blitzwing and the teen's face goes from deadpanned to crazed smile in an instant, a cackle escaping his throat as he hauled the smaller teen out of the room.)

“Well then…

That was interesting.”

“Indeed it was.”

“You wanna keep on singing?”

“Duh.”

(Basil hisses and the two look at her, Optimus tilting his head as he looked at the basilisk.)

“You think she’s annoyed? Either that or she’s laughing at us.”

“What would a basilisk even laugh about?”

“I don’t know, but maybe she’s laughing at the idiots in front of her.”

“I have it recorded, Optimus Pax called himself and Megatron an idiot.”

“Screw off.”

(Optimus throws one of the pillows he was sitting by at Megatron, who catches it with ease and then looks at the smaller one with a sly smirk.)

“Oh now you’ve done it, Pax.”

“Oh no.”

(Optimus yelps in surprise as a pillow goes flying past his head, and then sprints to one side of the room, where there is a pile of pillows.)

“Megs!

We’re supposed to be organizing! Not throwing pillows at each other!”

“Well, what’s the harm in having a little bit of fun Pax?

We can get back to organizing later. If you want to, of course.”

“Yes! Yes, I want to. I like hanging out with you.

Even though it’s only been a day(?), I like…I guess I like hanging out with you. There’s something about you that just makes me so…relaxed.”

“Well thank you Pax. I appreciate your confession.

Now, pillow fight!!!!”

“Agh!! Hey, you caught me off guard!!”

“There is no such thing as catching the other off guard! It’s just battle!”

(The two devolve into a mess of scrambling and flipping over multiple furniture pieces as they try to dodge each other’s pillows. Surprisingly, Basil isn’t bothered by this at all, and seems even to be quite happy about this.)

8 September, 5:32

“Boys, we were planning on ordering something for dinner in around…thirty minutes.

What do you two want?” Vesta

“Uhm, well, can I get a meatlovers pizza…miss?

“Of course dear. Optimus?”

“Hm. I don’t know. Maybe just a regular cheese pizza. Or, no, ooh! Can I have some ramen?”

“Ramen for Optimus and pizza for Megatron. Got it. I can make that happen. You two continue on with what you’re doing here and I’ll prepare your food. Have fun.”

“Thank you miss Vesta!”

“Thanks mom!”

8 September, 6:27

“Gentlemen! Here’s your food for all of you!” Vesta

“Food! Hell yeah!” 

“Thank you mom!”

“Yeah, thank you so much! You’re the best!”

“Awh, thank you! I appreciate your compliments!”

“Of course! You deserve all of them, and more. If only I knew how to give them, heh.”

“Don’t worry. None is needed. As long as I get ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ most of the time, I’m happy.”

“I feel like I should do more though.”

“Well, all I can ask of you as of yet, is to continue organizing and we’ll see what comes outta that, kay?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“See ya mom.”

“I will see you two later.”

8 September, 6:58

“Y’know, I don’t have to go home tonight. I can stay if you want me to.”

“Do you wanna stay?”

“Can I?”

“Of course. Mom wouldn’t mind and neither would I. But why?”

“My house is extremely lonely most of the time with my parents being away on business almost all of the time…I just want some place to be familiar with.”

“Sure, you can stay. Honestly, I was kinda hoping you’d ask to. And I think mom was as well.”

“Well then, that settles it. Where do you think I should sleep?”

“You can sleep in my room. I have an extra futon and if you don’t wanna sleep on the floor, you can sleep on the bed and I can sleep on the futon.”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it won’t we?”

“I guess we will.”

8 September, 7:28

“Oh thank god we’re done!”

“I one hundred percent agree.

Come on, let’s see what the others are doing upstairs.”

“Yes, please! Let’s go see what our idiots have gotten into.”

“Let’s."

-Video Ended- (For now)

Chapter Text

Untitled Group Chat

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

8 September, 7:03

BuzzyBee: Guys, Megatron and Optimus have been down in the basement for a while now.

SayingSari: Yeah, Miss Vesta said they were organizing the books down there since everything ‘went to shit’ after she contracted that illness.

Striker: Oh you sweet summer child

Arachnidphobia: Honestly, I’m with Sari on this. Optimus is way too pure to be doing anything ‘bad.’ Especially if his mom is litterally upstairs and can come down any minute!!!

Blitzingthroughlife: They definitely weren’t doing anything bad when we went down, and there was no tension in the air. They seemed to be genuinly enjoying each other’s company which is a first.

BulkingUp: Yeah Bee, stop putting bossbot in a bad light

BuzzyBee: Alright, fine. But I ain’t letting this go for a while !!!

Prowlaround: Good luck Bee

8 September, 7:30

Blitzingthroughlife: So who else is sleeping over? I know that I’m planning to, but is anyone else?

BuzzyBee: I am!

SayingSari: So am I!!

BulkingUp: Yeah, I’m gonna stay, just because I want to spend some more time with the woman who shaped our bossbot.

Prowlaround: Primus Bulk, you didn’t have to say it like that.

Prowlaround: But yes, I am going to be staying as well.

Striker: Sure, I’ll stay. Someone needs to make sure you idiots are running the house we all tried to help with.

Arachnidphobia: I’ll stay, but I’m going to have to go get my stuff for my arm and my leg

BuzzyBee: I’m sure Vesta can drop you off.

Blitzingthroughlife: Wait.

Blitzingthroughlife: Does anyone know where Pandora disappeared to?

Striker: Yeah she left a couple minutes ago. Said she was picking up snacks for a movie night.

Arachnidphobia: Hell yeah! Snacks

Striker: If you want to text her to put in your personal snack preference, here’s her number. (XXX-XXX-XXXX)

BuzzyBee: Thank you Strika

SayingSari: Yeah thanks!

-

Untitled Group Chat

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

(Pandemonium was added to the group chat)

8 September, 7 42

BuzzyBee: Guys

BuzzyBee: Are you seeing this!?

SayingSari: What? What?

BuzzyBee: Video.mp4

BuzzyBee: Here.

-

-Video Except-

8 September, 7:34

“Hey, Optimus, what kinda movies are we going to watch?”

“I don’t know. What kind do you wanna watch?”

“Scary movies!”

“No.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun!”

“No.”

“What do I have to do to get you to say yes?”

“To watch scary movies? Well, I have to either have a lot of blankets and pillows to hide behind or someone to hide behind so I can go to sleep later. I preferably want both.”

“Alright. Deal. Who do you want with you?”

“Well you’re the one who recommended everything so…”

“Alright. Let’s get this over with. How about I make us a pillow fort?”

“Yes.”

“Yes to the scary movie or yes to the pillow fort.”

“Yes.”

-Video ended-

-

Untitled Group Chat

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Pandora: Pandemonium

8 September, 7:43

SayingSari: (・o・)

SayingSari: We’re gonna be able to blackmail them!

Striker: What?

Blitzingthroughlife: Ooh, I like that way you think little one. If we catch them snuggling or anything, we’ll have blackmail

Arachnidphobia: Guys…that is a great idea

Pandemonium: Yes! Blackmail, blackmail!

Pandemonium: If anyone’s wondering, I’m chanting this in my head rn

BuzzyBee: I’m chanting along with you, in spirit.

Striker: Okay, we’re surrounded by idiots.

Arachnidphobia: Blackmail, blackmail!

Striker: Blackarachnia, not you too. Please, enough.

Arachnidphobia: No

-

-Video Excerpt-

“Hey Miss Vesta

What kinda movies are we allowed to watch here?” Megs

“Anything below rated R really. As long as you all agree with it or you’re not forcing someone to watch something they don’t want to, I don’t really mind. No sex scenes.”

(Vesta glances around the group who is all gathered around her and nods when she gets a nod from all of them.)

“I’m guessing you all want me to make some snacks?”

“Yes please mom! Your snacks are always the best !”

“Alright. I’ll see what I can do. Blackarachnia, you said you needed to stop by your house, right?”

“Uhm, yes ma’am.”

“Okay. Let me look through the cupboards and see what I have and then I’ll drive you to your house. That way it’ll give me a reference to what I’ll need to get and what I don’t. Kay?”

“Alright, that’s good.”

“Great!”

-Video Ended-

Untitled Group Chat

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Pandora: Pandemonium

8 September, 8:29

Striker: MegsandOPsnuggling.png

Striker: Blackmail

Arachnidphobia: Oh my primus

Arachnidphobia: Why do they actually look so damn adorable!?

BuzzyBee: Y’know

BuzzyBee: Normally I would be losing my mind at the moment

BuzzyBee: But I’m gonna let them have this

SayingSari: Yeah. I feel like Optimus deserves that much

SayingSari: Especially with all the stuff he’s gone through

Blitzingthroughlife: I feel as if this should be cherished as a moment for everyone

Striker: Don’t worry. I’ll send it to everyone later

Pandemonium: I’m just glad he’s happy. Or at least, happier than he was

BulkingUp: His mom getting better definitely helped him

Prowlaround: I believe that this new alliance with Megatron will help Optimus deal with Sentinel. The other was pestering him to spy on Megatron, so I feel as if he’s going to be a little happier now.

Arachnidphobia: I also feel like this is going to loosen the both of them up. And, they’ll be a force to be reckoned with when we all start messing with Sentinel.

BuzzyBee: Hell yeah!!

BuzzyBee: Fuck Sentinel!

SayingSari: Fuck Sentinel

Arachnidphobia: But don’t fuck him

BuzzyBee: (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

BuzzyBee: You ruined our saying! What else are we supposed to say now?

Arachnidphobia: I don’t care. Just don’t fuck Sentinel.

Striker: Guys, they’re onto us! Act natural.

Striker: Not like that!

-

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

8 September, 8:31

Megabitch: What are you idiots doing?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah? 

BuzzyBee: Nothing!!

Striker: Don’t pay attention to us

Arachnidphobia: We’re fine

SayingSari: Just acting natural

OptimusofPrime: ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

OptimusofPrime: Whatever. Just stop ruining the movie. I’m getting cuddle time.

Shockinglyontime: Wait, what?

SayingSari: We’re all over at Optimus’ house!

Shockinglyontime: ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ

Shockinglyontime: And we weren’t invited?! Betrayal!

OptimusofPrime: The rest of you can come over if you want. We’re just in the middle of a really scary horror movie.

Soundingthealarm: Ooh. What movie is it?

OptimusofPrime: I think it was called ‘Alien’

OptimusofPrime: Nothings happened yet so I’m just sitting here in anticipation, waiting for some jumpscare or something like that.

Shockinglyontime: My parents watched that when it came out and then they had me watch it when I was like 7 or something. From what I can remember, the first like 40-45 minutes aren’t exactly that horror-like

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, I’ve realized

Screamingatthevoid: Who picked the movie?

Megabitch: Me

Luggernaught: Oh primus Optimus, if you let him pick one movie, he’s going to make you binge almost all of them. Good luck

OptimusofPrime: Just so mom and I are aware, how many of you are going to be coming?

Shockinglyontime: Two questions. 1. Where’s your house? 2. You mom’s awwake?

OptimusofPrime: It’s a lot to explain and I don’t exactly want to over text at the moment. Also my house is XXXX.

Screamingatthevoid: I’m coming just to hear this explanation

Luggernaught: I guess I will

Shockinglyontime: Count me in!

Soundingthealarm: Coming

OptimusofPrime: Great! Do you want us to pause the movie for you?

Shockinglyontime: No, you’re good. I’m pretty sure most of us will be there before anything happens.

Screamingatthevoid: Yeah, true

OptimusofPrime: Got it.

Shockinglyontime: Soundwave and I are coming down the street.

OptimusofPrime: Good

Megabitch: Great! Things are just getting started!

Luggernaught: Here

Screamingatthevoid: Same

OptimusofPrime: Kk

Screamingatthevoid: Damn Optimus, your mom is so pretty!

Screamingatthevoid: Optimus?

Megabitch: He’s enraptured by the movie. Give him a few minutes.

Screamingatthevoid: Oh my primus, has he…?

Megabitch: Nope

Screamingatthevoid: Oh you poor soul. Godspeed

Shockinglyontime: He’s never seen a horror movie before?

Megabitch: Nope

Soundingthealarm: Oh no

Megabitch: This is hilarious

-

Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

8 September, 9:59

OptimusofPrime: So, you sleeping in my room?

Megabitch: Haha. Still think something’s going to get you Pax?

OptimusofPrime: Just answer the damn question.

Megabitch: Yes. That is the plan

OptimusofPrime: Great. Do you wanna use the futon?

Megabitch: Sure. I’ll help you get it out if you need it.

OptimusofPrime: That’d be appreciated

Megabitch: 👍

-

-Unknown excerpt-

8 September, 11:56

(Optimus awakes with a start, heart racing and eyes darting around the room, surveying the shadows, waiting for something to attack him. There is a sudden bright blue light in the room and a gauntlet-like object was floating in the room.)

“Ugh, turn off the lights.” Megs

“Sorry.

Just…had a nightmare.”

(Megatron lifts himself off of the futon and looks up at Optimus. Then looks at the glowing artifact, and slowly tip-toes towards the scared teen. He sits in front of him and gently rests both hands on the other's shoulders.)

“Hey, look at me. Everything’s okay. You’re fine. We have both our groups here and your mom and Basil. And lastly you have that thing and me. I’m pretty sure anything that would come here would have to fight to even reach you. Breathe with me. Come on.”

(Megatron starts breathing and Optimus starts copying him. Slowly, the gauntlet stops glowing and drops onto the ground somewhere with a soft clang. Optimus grips Megatron’s hands tightly, eyes wide as he tried to make eye contact with the other.)

“I’m here, Optimus. Don’t worry. 

Do you want me to stay here with you?”

(Optimus nods and slowly pulls Megatron down onto the bed with him, curling into the larger teen and burying his head into his chest. Megatron started petting the others' hair.)

“It’s okay, Optimus. It’s okay. Like I said, nothing’s going to happen to you. You’ll be fine. You’ll be fine.”

*Shakily* “Thank you Megatron.”

“Of course. What am I your friend for?”

*Shakily* “Heh. We became friends fairly fast.”

“Yes we did, Optimus. And I’m very happy about that.”

(Optimus is the first to close his eyes, his breath evening almost immediately. As Megatron is about to sleep, he sees a flash of green and looks over, seeing Basil poking her head through the door. The basilisk’s eyes glow and Megatron sees his chest pulse a soft red. He looks down and sees a glyph slowly fading. When he looks back up, Basil is gone and he’s too tired to question anything. He’ll ask about it in the morning.)

-End-

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

9 September, 9:25

BuzzyBee: Guys! Wake up

Megabitch: We’re fucking late for school!!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Alright, here’s what we’ll do.

OptimusofPrime: Bee, you get Sari and Blitzwing. Prowl, you get Bulk and both the ‘waves. Lugnut and Strika, do you two think you can handle Starscream?

Striker: Yeah, we’ve got it.

Megabitch: Good. Optimus and I’ll will be the food people

BuzzyBee: Make me a honey and pb sanwich please

OptimusofPrime: If any wants something to eat, say it now or forever hold your peace.

Megabitch: I agree with Optimus

Megabitch: Also, Optimus! Why didn’t your mom wake us up!?

OptimusofPrime: She texted me saying that she had to go look for work and she had told Basil to wake us all up.

BuzzyBee: Yeah, that damn snake was just staring at os from one of the support beams! The fucking snake!!!

OptimusofPrime: Yeah…she is a snake.

Megabitch: Not exactly the best insult Bumblebee

Blitzingthroughlife: He is kinda right though. I mean, she was JUST STARING AT US!! IT WAAS VEry UconforTAble

Striker: Focus people. WE’re going to be even more late if we keep on doing this. Let’s go!

-

Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

9 September, 9:40

OptimusofPrime: Ugh, Sentinel’s the worst

Megabitch: Want me to pierce his skin?

OptimusofPrime: (●´⌓`●)

OptimusofPrime: NO!!!!

OptimusofPrime: That sounds horrifiying when you put it like that!

Megabitch: Heh, sorry not sorry

OptimusofPrime: Primus.

OptimusofPrime: So, I guess I’ll see you at lunch?

Megabitch: See ya at lunch Pax

OptimusofPrime: Alright Megs. Try not to get suspended until then, m’kay?

Megabitch: Hmm

Megabitch: fine. But only because you asked

OptimusofPrime: thank you

Megabitch: Of course

-

Primes and Predas

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Pandora: Pandemonium

9 September, 10:15

OptimusofPrime: So, how’re you holding up?

Pandemonium: Public school with non-magical creatures is fascinating!

Pandemonium: And Sentinel is the worst. I can see why everyone hates him.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah. He’s not exactly the most well-liked.

Pandemonium: That seems to be an understatement.

Pandemonium: Hey, this band thing at the festival, you gonna join?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah…probably. I mean, everyone’s saying that they would love to have me here. Even the more predominant ‘cons.

Pandemonium: Heh. Yeah, that makes sense. You are a very likable figure.

OptimusofPrime: Thanks.

-

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

9 September, 11:42

Megabitch: You wanna go get dinner after this?

OptimusofPrime: I’m not going to be able to pay for anything.

Megabitch: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megabitch: I don’t mind. I can pay for everything

OptimusofPrime: Alright, fine.

OptimusofPrime: Where do you wanna meet?

Megabitch: I’ll meet you at lucnh and then we can talk about that, m’kay?

OptimusofPrime: Sure!

OptimusofPrime: Good thing too. Sentinel’s been getting a little annoying.

Megabitch: I’ve noticed. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure we act fairly convincingly.

OptimusofPrime: If you say so.

-

-Video Excerpt-

12:23, Bee’s phone

“Yo Bulk, do you know where bossbot and Megs are?” Bee

“No, not real- never mind, Megatron is right there.” Bulk

“Oh, and there’s Optimus walking in as well!” Sari

“Megatron looks to be planning something…I’m gonna wait before I go up to them.” Bee

“You finally had a good idea, Bumblebee.” Prowl

“Hey!” 

“Guys! Shut up and look!”

(Optimus walks up to Megatron, who’s sat down at one of the tables with his crew. The teen looks up to see Optimus and smiles slyly. He stands up, takes two steps towards Optimus, picks him up, and kisses him. Optimus is frozen for about 2 seconds before he reciprocates the kiss.)

“Oh mY PRIMUS!!!” Bee

(The cafeteria erupts into chaos, seeing as everyone was watching, and Megatron pulls away from Optimus smiling. Optimus looks dazed, but there’s a dopey smile on his face. Megatron mutters something to the smaller teen, and then sits the two of them down gently at the table, situating Optimus so that he’s on his lap.)

“Oh my primus!” Sari

“What the hell was that?” Bee

“Did Optimus know he was going to do that?” Bulk

“He seems pretty dazed, so I don’t know.” Prowl

“Guys, asshole alert!” Bee

“Oh no, Sentinel’s here now.” Prowl

“Oh Primus.” Bulk

“Jou got zhat right?” Blitz

“Blitz! Where…when?”

“We just walked in, but everyone’s talking about how our bosses kissed, so we wanna know if you got it.” Starscream

“Oh yeah. I got it.” Bee

“WHAT IS GOING ON!!!” Sentinel

(The camera pans to Megatron and Optimus, who glance at each other, smirk, and then Megatron stands, still holding Optimus.)

“SCATTER!!”

(Everyone in the cafeteria clears out, and the camera gets blurred for a few seconds before the ground is being shown. The camera turns to show Bee and Sari both being carried by Blitzwing, who is sprinting down the halls, hot on Starscream's heels. Megatron and Optimus are nowhere to be found, but different teens are cheering and yelling and whooping in excitement. Bits and pieces of conversation is being picked up.)

“I cannot believe that actually happened!” ??

“Are Megatron and Optimus dating?” ??

“That was awesome!” ??

“Ooh, what if we get them to make out during the festival! That’d be so funny!” ??

(Bumblebee is staring at the camera slack-jawed when they abruptly stop and he is gently sat on the ground.)

“What the fuck was that?” Bee

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Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

9 September, 12:32

BuzzyBee: What the fuck was that!?!?

Blitzingthroughlife: I agree with the bug, what was that?

Soundingthealarm: I’m hearing about it now

 Soundingthealarm: Megatron, you kissed Optimus?

BuzzyBee: Yeah, in front of the entire cafeteria!!!!

Megabitch: In my defense

Megabitch: It was a spur of the moment thing

Megabitch: Also, Optimus seemed pretty happy about it.

OptimusofPrime:...I…why?

Megabitch: Well

Megabitch: With everyone thinking we’re a couple

Megabitch: You have more reason to get Sentinel off you

OptimusofPrime: Oh

OptimusofPrime: Thank you

Megabitch: Of course

Megabitch: We still on for dinner?

Megabitch: Optimus?

Megabitch: I think I broke hikm

BuzzyBee: If you broke our boss, we’ll break you

Megabitch: Noted.

Chapter Text

Autobot Student Council (ASC)

Ultra Magnus: UMagnus

Sentinel: SPrime

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Jazz: SMJazz

Longarm: Longwiththelong

Jetstorm: Jettingthestorm

Jetfire: Jettingthefire

Blurr: ImaBlurr

9 September, 12:47

SPrime: @OptimusofPrime

SPrime: What happened in the cafeteria?

Jettingthefire: You mean you didn’t be seeing what happened?

Jettingthestorm: It being very chaotic!

SMJazz: Yeah, what did happen again?

Imablurr: optiamu and meagitonr kised

SMJazz: What??

SMJazz: @OptimusofPrime

SMJazz: Mind explaining

OptimusofPrime: Hey this is Prowl. I have Optimus’ phone because he’s kind of out of it. He keeps on repeating the same sentence with this dopey smile on his face, so I don’t think you’re going to be able to quizz him about this anytime soon

UMagnus: Take him to Ratchet please. If he’s not I’d rather have him with the medic that wandering around school

OptimusofPrime: Kk

OptimusofPrime: He’ll talk to you all later

SMJazz: Well then

SPrime: When he gets back from whatever thing that Decepticon scum gave him he’s going to be in so much trouble

UMagnus: Sentinel, you will not mess with him for the rest of the week. Got it?

SPrime: Yes sir

UMagnus: Good

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Teacher GC

Ratchet: Ratchet

Arcee: Arcee

Ultra Magnus: UMagnus

Perceptor: ScienceMajor

Kup: HistoryKup

Alpha Trion: Trion

12:51

Ratchet: What the hell happened to Optimus?

Arcee: From what Bulkhead’s telling me Megatron kissed Optimus.

HistoryKup: How would that work?

Arcee: Kup!

HistoryKup: What? Just asking. It’s just interesting when you take in their size difference, y’know.

Ratchet: For Primus’ sake Kup! Shut up! I don’t have time to deal with you weird questions!

ScienceMajor: Blitzwing and Megatron are in my class right now and they look to be planning something. Should I be worried?

Arcee: Do you want honesty or reassurance?

ScienceMajor: Honesty.

Arcee: Yes. Yes you should.

UMagnus: Primus help us all.

Arcee: Y’know, I have that new girl in my class, Pandora, and she seems to also be planning something with Bulkhead and Smite.

HistoryKup: I feel as if those two groups, y’know the groups that Megatron and Optimus lead, they’re going to do something at the festival, and honestly, I’m gonna let ‘em.

Ratchet: I’m too old to be dealing with this right now.

Ratchet: Oh great, Bumblebee just barged in. He somehow got a sprained wrist.

Arcee: Good luck Ratchet

HistoryKup: Good luck soldier. Primus help you.

Ratchet: Screw off Kup

-

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

9 September, 1:13

OptimusofPrime: So…I’m mostly coherent now

BuzzyBee: Thank Primus. We need to talk.

OptimusofPrime: ಥ‿ಥ

OptimusofPrime: Alright, lay it on me.

BuzzyBee: Was that kiss planned?

OptimusofPrime: I had no idea about it. At all. Mostly.

SayingSari: Mostly?

OptimusofPrime: I knew he was going to try to ‘make our relationship convincing’ to Sentinel. I did not know he was going to do that.

Prowlaround: You reciprocated.

OptimusofPrime: His lips were soft

BuzzyBee: They fall in love so fast.

OptimusofPrime: ರ_ರ

OptimusofPrime: Really Bee? We aren’t in love. This is just something he decided would help Sentinel leave me alone for a while.

Prowlaround: Yeah, you might want to check that ASC group chat after your done trying to cinvince us you don’t love Megatron.

BuzzyBee: Which we all know you do

OptimusofPrime: I don’t love him

BuzzyBee: Mhm

OptimusofPrime: Bee

BuzzyBee: Whatever you say bossbot.

-

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

9 September, 1:24

Megabitch: Feeling better?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, I guess.

Megabitch: Sorry about doing that but, y’know.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah I get it. 

OptimusofPrime: Heh. Sentinel’s losing his mind. I can hear the smoke coming out of his ears literally.

Megabitch: You think we’d be able to keep this relationship persona up long enough for summer?

OptimusofPrime: Is that a challenge I’m hearing?

Megabitch: If you want it to be, it can be one.

OptimusofPrime: Fine, let’s do this. What do you want?

Megabitch: I want to see the world you came from.

OptimusofPrime: You mean the world my ancestors came from? You’re already there.

Megabitch: No. I want to see everything through your eyes.

OptimusofPrime: Alright. But we’ll need to go somewhere secluded. I have a place, but we’re only going to be able to go there during summer.

OptimusofPrime: If I win, we can do that, but we have to bring our friends along.

Megabitch: How does someone win this challenge hm?

OptimusofPrime: However is able to keep the ‘relationship’ up the longest.

Megabitch: You, my dear Pax, have a deal.

OptimusofPrime: Good

-

Dragons and Gestalts

Pandora: Pandemonium

Starburst: Stardust

Dunesteel: Duneofsteel

Jeopardy: ItsJeopardy

Hymn: Hymning

Smite: Smittenwithyou

Halfway: MeetingHalfway

Ironcircuit: Ironcircuitry

Flashtrack: GottagoFlash

Quarrel: Quarrelingoverit

Silverstream: Streamingwithsilver

Venture: Venturingthroughtime

9 September, 2:35

GottagoFlash: Okay, so, that spike in magic happened while Optimus was kissing Megatron

Pandemonium: Great. We have our connector.

Smittenwithyou: What if Megatron becomes Optimus’ conduit?

Hymning: Well that would lead to one of two things.

Hymning: One, the both of them become some of the most powerful beings in the world

Hymning: Or two, Megatron somehow dies and Optimus becomes a corrupt asshole that almost destroys the world.

Quarrelingoverit: We’ll keep eyes on both the magic spikes and the wells for now. We can probably last till summer, but we’re going to need to stretch our resources if we do that.

Pandemonium: You all don’t worry about that. That’s my job. Okay?

ItsJeopardy: Yes princess.

Pandemonium: Good

-

Cons

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

9 September, 2:49

Shockinglyontime: So…you two are a couple now?

Megabitch: Meh

Striker: Meh?

Screamingatthevoid: Fuck yoy mean meh?

Megabitch: We’re more of a fake couple than anything.

Luggernaught: Fake relationship?

Megabitch: Exactly

Blitzingthroughlife: Oh my god

Blitzingthroughlife: You two are so falling for each other

Megabitch: Fuck off

Blitzingthroughlife: Mke me

Megabitch: Alright

-

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

9 September, 3:02

BuzzyBee: Optimus, go get your bf

OptimusofPrime:???

BulkingUp: He’s fighting with Blitzwing. The latter almost put him in a chokehold before he decided to play dirty and punch the ever-loving shit out of his…lower area.

OptimusofPrime: (●´⌓`●)

OptimusofPrime: Oh no

Prowlaround: It’s official. Blitzwing will never be able to have kids

OptimusofPrime: Oh Primus

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

10 September, 8:23

Luggernaught: Alright, it’s official.

Blitzingthroughlife: We’re going to be ending this festival with a bang! Haha!

Blitzingthroughlife: Sadly, not literally.

OptimusofPrime: Primus’ sake

Megabitch: Optimus, you’re one of the main singers so, what d’you wanna sing?

OptimusofPrime: I don’t know. Hold on, let me see.

BuzzyBee: Is there like, a restriction on songs?

Striker: Surprisingly they didn’t say there was one. So if there is, they didn’t tell us.

Soundingthealarm: Hehe.

Shockinglyontime: Riot by Hollywood Undead

Megabitch: Hell no

Arachnidphobia: No

Luggernaught: Absolutely not

Blitzingthroughlife: That’s crazy, ever for me!

BuzzyBee: Come on! Why can’t we?

Megabitch: If we were to do that, I’m pretty sure half of us would get suspended.

BuzzyBee: So? I want to get suspended

BulkingUp: Have you ever considered that I don’t?

Prowlaround: Master Yoketron would be extremely disappointed in me

OptimusofPrime: My mom would be disappointed in both me and everyone here

BuzzyBee: Nvm

Shockinglyontime: I am not getting Miss Vesta mad at me. She’s too nice!

Soundingthealarm: Speaking of, how is she doing?

OptimusofPrime: Fine. She’s still recovering and she’s trying to be more active from staying in bed a lot, but otherwise she’s alright

Megabitch: That’s good

Megabitch: Found a song yet?

OptimusofPrime: Don’t stop me now - Queen

Megabitch: Yes!

Soundingthealarm: Very fitting for this group

Shockinglyontime: Oh wwe can so do this!

BuzzyBee: Lets go!

Striker: Excellent choice

Luggernaught: Perfect

Prowlaround: I didn’t think I’d be able to like you more boss, but I defintely do now

BulkingUp: We are going to have so much fun!

SayingSari: What’s that song?

BuzzyBee: What?

OptimusofPrime: Excuse me?

Megabitch: Maday! We got an uncultured on our hands boys. Take ‘em out.

Shockinglyontime: You got it boss

Soundingthealarm: song.mp4

SayingSari: Oh! I know this song! I just didn’t know the name of it.

BulkingUp: Thank Primus

-

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

10 September, 9:35

OptimusofPrime: Are you…sure about this?

Megabitch: Hm?

OptimusofPrime: The festival and everything. Are you sure this is going to be good?

Megabitch: Optimus, you had help from Pandora’s group, mine, and yours. We’ll be fine. And most of the school loves you anyways.

OptimusofPrime: But what about, like, what happens if we screw up? 

Megabitch: We play it off as if we meant to do it.

OptimusofPrime: Alright. If you’re sure.

Megabitch: I am.

-

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

10 September, 10:17

SayingSari: So, Optimus, we aren’t doing Riot by Hollywood Undead?

OptimusofPrime: No

OptimusofPrime: Maybe

OptimusofPrime: I don’t know! Let me think about it.

BuzzyBee: You could probably ask Ms. Arcee about it. She’d agree

BulkingUp: So would Mr. Kup

OptimusofPrime: Have you met those two? Of course they’d agree!

Prowlaround: I just asked Ratchet and he said he’d cover for you.

BulkingUp: And I can ask Mr. Perceptor about it

OptimusofPrime: That’s still Ultra Magnus to ask, and there’s no way he’d agree to that!

BuzzyBee: Yeah, but it’s four out of five teachers on the council. I thinkt hat’s pretty signiicant!

BulkingUp: You could also ask Alpha Trion to cover us.

BuzzyBee: Ooh yeah! If we got Alpha Trion to cover our asses, tht’d be like party central!

OptimusofPrime: I’ll think about it okay?

SayingSari: Deal.

BuzzyBee: Fine

BulkingUp: Okay

Prowlaround: Good enough for me

BuzzyBee: Don’t forget to also ask your mom. I still want to be on her good side.

OptimusofPrime: Alright Bee, I’ll do that.

BuzzyBee: Thank you!

-

Primes and Predas

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Pandora: Pandemonium

10 September, 11:27

OptimusofPrime: Do you think you could drive me over to the library after school today?

Pandemonium: Sure. Why, though?

OptimusofPrime: The others want me to ask Alpha Trion if we can play Riot by Hollywood Undead at the festival tomorrow.

Pandemonium: Oh.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah

Pandemonium: Well then.

Pandemonium: Sure, I can do that. Needed to go there anyway.

OptimusofPrime: (。_。)

OptimusofPrime: Well looks like it’s my lucky day.

OptimusofPrime: Of a sort.

Pandemonium: haha. Yeah, I guess that’s true

-

Megop

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

10 September, 2:02

Megabitch: You were talking about going somewhere. Where?

OptimusofPrime: I asked Pandora if she could drop me off at the library so I could go see Alpha Trion. The others wanted me to ask him if we could play Riot

Megabitch: Ha! Really?

OptimusofPrime: ＞﹏＜

OptimusofPrime: Yes!

Megabitch: Do you think I’d be able to come along?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, I can ask Pandora.

Megabitch: Thanks

OptimusofPrime: She said yes

Megabitch: Tell her I said thank you!

OptimusofPrime: Of course

-

Untitled Group Chat

Optimus Prime: OptimusofPrime

Megatron: Megabitch

Pandora: Pandemonium

10 September, 2:38

Pandemonium: @Megabitch

Pandemonium: Where the hell are you?

Megabitch: I’m coming

Megabitch: Primus lady. 

OptimusofPrime: What are you even doing?

Megabitch: I had to help Starscream get his shit together for tomorrow

Megabitch: Ha. I told him you two were pushing me to get there quicker and he said and I quote ‘Beauty can never be rushed.’

Megabitch: HELP!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Hold on! I’m coming!

Pandemonium: Optimus! Don’t you dare

OptimusofPrime: Sorry Pandora

Pandemonium: I’m leaving you both if you aren’t out here in ten minutes.

Megabitch: NO PLEASE!! Starscream is being so bad!

OptimusofPrime: I’m coming!

Pandemonium: TEn MInuteS! And then I leave!

Megabitch: AHHHHHHHHHH

Pandemonium: For Ahnera’s sake, I can hear your screaming from inside my car!

Pandemonium: Shut up!

OptimusofPrime: Megatron hold on! I’m coming!

Megabitch: HELP!!!!

Pandemonium: Nvm. I’m just going to leave now

OptimusofPrime: NO!!!! plEAaSSE dON’t!!

Pandemonium: Byeeee

Megabitch: BITCH

Pandemonium: I can hear you cussing me out. It’s fucking hilarious!

Megabitch: FUCK YOU!!!!!

Pandemonium: I can’t believe we made it.

OptimusofPrime: I hate you

Megabitch: Primus forbide!

Megabitch: I’m just going to lay down

Pandemonium: You do that. Come on Optimus, let’s go inside.

OptimusofPrime: If you wanna come inside when you’ve recovered, you’re welcome to.

Megabitch: noted

Pandemonium: Now

Pandemonium: Let’s go see Alpha Trion!

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, let's go.

Chapter Text

Bots

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

10 September, 3:42

BuzzyBee: so...

BuzzyBee: What did Alpha Trion say?

OptimusofPrime: He said we could play it on one condition

SayingSari: Oh hell yeah!

Prowlaround: What's the condition?

OptimusofPrime:.................

Prowlaround: Optimus, what was the condition?

BulkingUp: Bossbot?

SayingSari: guys is he okay?

BuzzyBee: bossbot?

OptimusofPrime: I'm sighing right now, I just want you all to know that.

OptimusofPrime: he said that we would need to all, meaning everyone whos actively included playing amd promoting the song, have to help him with cleaning the abandoned mansion house thingy in the woods outside of town.

BuzzyBee: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

BuzzyBee: Are you serious?

OptimusofPrime: yes

SayingSari: who's telling the group chat?

OptimusofPrime: I was planning on doing that I just wanted to ask you all about it first.

BulkingUp: Does Megatron know?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah

OptimusofPrime: he does.

-

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

10 September, 3:50

OptimusofPrime: I have returned with Alpha Trion's request for playing Riot by Hollywood Undead! Hear ye hear ye, listen to thy call as I give you the royal decree!

Shockinglyontime: Really Optimus?

OptimusofPrime: go away Shockwave

Shockinglyontime: No. Fuck you.

Arachnidphobia: isn't that supposed to be Megatron's job?

Blitzingthroughlife: (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

Megabitch: Blackarachnia

Arachnidphobia: oh wait no, you two are just faking it. Nvm.

OptimusofPrime:.......ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ.........

OptimusofPrime: you're dead to me.

BuzzyBee: dayum Airachnia. 

OptimusofPrime: amyways

OptimusofPrime: ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

OptimusofPrime: Alpha Trion said we could sing the song tomorrow only if we help him clean the giant mansion outside of town in the woods.

Striker: That's not too bad

Luggernaught: Yeah, pretty okay actually

Shockinglyontime: I'll agree to that 

Soundingthealarm: same

Arachnidphobia: Man, I wish I could go with you guys. I mean I can totally help with clean up but tomrrow I have like several physical therapy appointments. I'm so mad!

SayingSari: yo, don't worry. Bee and I gotchu covered. We'll both record different versions of the festival and the stands as well amd send them to you when we're done.

Arachnidphobia: wait hold on, when are you going to be singing?

OptimusofPrime: we're not supposed to start singing until like 9:00 'cause everyone wants to wait till dark to see the light show and stuff.

Arachnidphobia: oh then I might be able to come.

Arachnidphobia: also I thought I was dead to you. 

OptimusofPrime: Sentinel's dead to me as well and you see me still helping him.

Megabitch: Haha

Striker: holy shit

Luggernaught: woah

Shockinglyontime: Primus

Arachnidphobia: touché

OptimusofPrime: mhm

Megabitch: Alright everyone

Megabitch: get ready for some action tomorrow. Get lots of sleep. Get well rested. So tomorrow we can screw some people over mkay? Remember the entire thing we've planned for with pissing off Semtinel comes down to this moment and we cant screw this over. If you're in this, say fuck Sentinel.

BuzzyBee: Fuck Sentinel!!!

SayingSari: Fuck Sentinel!!

BulkingUp: fuck Sentinel

Prowlaround: fuck Sentinel

Arachnidphobia: fuck Sentinel

Striker: Fuck Sentinel

Luggernaught: Fuck Sentinel

Blitzingthroughlife: fuck Sentinel. This is going to be so fun!

Shockinglyontime: Fuck Sentinel. Let's make sure he doesn't forget this.

Soundingthealarm: Fuck Sentinel. Ready when you are Captain

Megabitch: Optimus. You in?

BuzzyBee: c'mon Bossbot, all ya gotta do is swear once

OptimusofPrime: ugh

OptimusofPrime: fine

OptimusofPrime: Sentinel, fuck you. You sob. I hope tomorrow is the worst fucking day or your life.

Megabitch: Primus Optimus

OptimusofPrime: I'm mad at him and letting my anger out. Give me a break. And you're also probably never going to hear or see ,e swear again so revel in this moment.

Megabitch: we'll keep that in mind.

-

-Unknown Excerpt-

10 September, 4:12

(Optimus get dropped off at home and waves goodbye to Megatron and Pandora before checking his mailbox. As he goes through the many different letters and notices, he finds one from his dad and excitedly opens it.)

Dear Optimus, my beloved son,

I am writing this to you because I've realized I can no longer do this anymore. I can no longer support your mother while having a disease with no cure and have moved on. I will continue to send money to you for groceries and bills but I am not coming back and I believe won't ever come back for a long while. My new partner was the one to recommend I do this amd I hope you have a good rest of your life. Please forgive me.

Your father.

(Optimus stares down at the letter for all of around five minutes before sprinting into the house, tears slowly dripping from the corners of his eyes. He drops the letter on the counter and sprints upto his room, ignoring his mom's calls and locking himself in his room. He curls up on his bed and turns on his phone with bleary eyes.)

-End-

-

-Caller Excerpt-

10 September, 4:15

Optimus ---> Megatron

"Hick,

Hey Megs.

"Optimus? What's wrong?"

"My dad's done Megs. He's not coming back. Never. He's having an affair somewhere and he wasn't even the one that wanted to talk to me, his affair partner convinced him to do that."

"Do you want me to come over?"

"If you wouldn't mind."

"Optimus, I'm not the one who just got their heartbroken so of course I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't have offered if I did."

"Oh, okay. Then please do come over. Mom might be in the kitchen and I know she probably read the note as well since I left it on the kitchen counter."

"That's fine. I can help the both of you."

*Shakh laugh* "Yes I guess you can.

So, see ya in a bit?" 

"I'll be there as quick as I can be."

*Weakly* "Thank you."

"Of course Optimus."

-Call Ended-

Chapter Text

-Unknown Excerpt-

10 September, 4:38

(Megatron walks into Optimus' room after gently coaxing Veda to go take a walk and is utterly surprised by the carnage that made up the room. Where normally everything was tidy and neatly organized, there were papers and clothes strewn across the floor, stacks of books had been toppled over, even Optimus' bed was a mess of blankets and sheets which Megatron couldn't even fathom. He called out for Optimus, and the meek noise from the ground on the other side of the teens bed guided Megatron to a lump of blankets with a vague figure underneath them.)

"Hello Pax."

(Optimus' head peeks out of the blankets and he almost immediately started reaching for Megatron, a low whine escaping his throat and fresh tears falling from his eyes.)

"It's okay, I'm here." 

(Megatron scoops the smaller teen into his arms and falls onto the bed, pulling the multiple covers around themselves to make a tiny nest before slowly pressing Optimus to his chest. As Optimus cried, he started humming gently, rubbing his back in a soothing manner.)

*Softly* "Thank you."

"Of course Pax. I'll always be here for you."

"Do you promise?"

"Yes, Optimus. I promise. I will not leave you, I am not like the other people in your life, and I hope you will give me the opportunity to prove that."

(Optimus stared up at Megatron with glassy, bright blue eyes that held hope in them and Megatron gave him a small smile, knocking their heads together and carding his fingers through Optimus' bright blue hair. He felt hands fiddle with the tips of his own hair and gently urged Optimus to continue, sighing in content when he started scraping his nails over his scalp.)

"Does that feel good?"

"Ah....

Yes, it does. Very good."

*Quietly* "Once again, thank you for coming."

"Optimus..."

"I know, I know. I'm just...happy that I've got a friend like you. I think you've done more than both Elita and Sentinel did to me combined."

"That's because I'm just better than they are."

*Soft laugh* "Yes, I guess you are."

(The two sit there in silence for a while, just enjoying each other's company and touch, and then Optimus breathes in and out, before slowly sitting up.)

"I guess you want an explanation now huh?"

"I'll take whatever you will give me because that is what you can handle. Tell me whatever you believe I should know Pax."

*Relieved* "Oh thank Primus. I'm pretty sure I told you everything that I knew over the phone so that's a relief."

"And?"

"I just feel like there should be more here to tell but I don't have anything.

I...I don't even know what to do now. It feels like my life has just gone to nothing now."

"I understand that feeling. It's what I felt after my brother left."

"Does it ever go away?"

"Not entirely, but overtime you just get...I guess you just get numb to it. That's not the exact word because certain things can bring the emotions back, but for most anything else, you don't really feel anything."

"Thank you for that."

"Of course. Isn't that what I'm here for?"

"Oh ha ha Megs.

…

But yes, that is one of the reasons I called you. I don't think I can ever show you how much I appreciate you coming."

"You can show me by relaxing and trying to get some rest."

(Megatron grips Optimus' shoulders and urges him back into their little cocoon, cushioning the smaller teen's head in the crook of his neck.)

"Alright. I'll get some rest."

"I'm sensing a 'but' there."

"I wanna talk to him. Y'know like, over the phone. But I don't want to do it alone and Mom's technically not an option because I don't want her to be responsible for anything that dad or I say."

"Sleep. At least for a few hours. Then, when you're awake we can go over this once more."

"You're not going to let me argue over this are you?"

"Absolutely not."

*Huff* "Fine.

Can you...sing to me?"

"Of course."

-Unknown Ended-

--

Unknown Group Chat

Megatron: Megabitch

Pandora: Pandemonium

10 September, 5:00

Megabitch: how fast can you and your group track someone down?

Pandemonium: depends on the person. If it's just your average Joe, minutes.

Pandemonium: Some other type of person like a magically inclined person, twenty minutes at least, an hour at most.

Megabitch: I need you to track down Optimus' dad for me.

Pandemonium: Why?

Megabitch: track him down and you'll find out.

Pandemonium: Optimus' dad went to find a cure for what Miss Vesta had right?

Megabitch: Yep.

Pandemonium: well then expect some results in around fifteen to twenty minutes.

Megabitch: Thank you Pandora.

Pandemonium: Of course.

10 September, 5:16

Pandemonium: file.DonovanPax

Pandemonium: DonovanPax.jpg

Megabitch: so this is the asshole who hurt the Pax family, huh?

Pandemonium: yessir. This is him.

Megabitch: You red the file didn't you huh?

Pandemonium: can I be honest with you?

Megabitch: of course. 

Pandemonium: I want him to die in a fucking hole.

Megabitch: ah. Yes, that makes sense.

Megabitch: is his phone number in the file you sent me?

Pandemonium: yep

Megabitch: thank you Pandora. It is deeply appreciated.

Pandemonium: of course. Update me on anything that comes up kay?

Megabitch: you betcha.

--

-Unknown Excerpt

10 September, 10:00

(Megatron checks to see that Optimus is still asleep before slowly slipping out of the bed, throwing his legs over the side of the bed and carefully standing up. He pauses for a few seconds before pulling out his phone and dialing the number Pandora had sent him.)

Megatron --> Unknown

"Hello? Who is this?"

"Hello Donovan Pax."

"How do you know my name?"

"Let's just say I'm someone who knows your son."

"Oh for Ahnera's sake! This again? For the second time, I'm sorry! Him and his mom were just getting to be too much these days, and besides, the cure that I was looking for wouldn't have worked anyways!"

"How do you know that?"

"Because! Anyone who gets whatever the hell Vesta had was asking for it! They only get it because they weren't trying hard enough in life."

"You believe that?"

"It's natural selection. There's a reason why there isn't a cure."

"You said you've had to explain this to someone else? What did they tell you when you said that?"

"She told me something along the lines of

'You're wrong and when you find that out, neither your wife nor your son will want your sorry ass.' 

Or something like that. I don't know, wasn't really paying attention."

"I have to agree with her."

"Oh don't tell me you believe that bullshit as well. The only reason Vesta fell ill was because of her refusal to do better in life. If you can't accept that and move on, then you'll be just as miserable as Optimus is."

"You weren't miserable when you figured out your wife had contracted a magical disease that made her sleep almost ninety-five percent of the time?"

"For the first couple weeks maybe but then I realized the life of being a few man and I got so much better."

"How do you expect Optimus to deal with this?"

"I don't know and I don't really care. My main care right now is getting CPS off my ass. It's one of the only reason I've kept up the constant stream of money for the past year and a half. I'm just glad that it's enough for no one to notice it's gone from my bank account and my mistress won't realize I have another family."

"You are a horrible man and I hope a basilisk turns you into stone and breaks you up into small enough pieces for you to become pebbles in the dirt."

"Thanks kid. Real threatening. Now if you don't mind, I've got a date with a couple of hookers in around ten minutes so I'm just going to nip this conversation in the bus and hang up. Buh-bye now."

(The call abruptly ends and Megatron stares at his phone with a type of stone-cold rage slowly spreading through his veins.)

-Unknown Ended-

--

Unknown Group Chat

Megatron: Megabitch

Pandora:  Pandemonium

10 September, 10:09

Megabitch:  Callexcerpt.mp4UU

Megabitch: What's the plan here?

Pandemonium: We tell the others secretly

Pandemonium: Not now of course. We'll do it after tomorrow. But we make sure they don't tell Optimus about it until we're ready to demolish this fucker.

Megabitch: Agreed

Megabitch: See you tomorrow morning?

Pandemonium: Yep. I'll try to act like everything is normal for tomorrow.

Megabitch: It is our mission tomorrow to make sure Optimus at least mostly forgets about today

Pandemonium: Yep, I agree completely

--

-Unknown Excerpt-

11 September, 3:28

(Optimus awakens to a soft glow that's hovering above him. It's not the normal blue glow he's used to seeing with the Gauntlets of Pax, instead, it's a deep red glow, like Megatron's eyes. Optimus tilts his head as he holds out his hands, letting the glow land in his palms. The glow slowly recedes, and Optimus finds the dark red hilt of a sword laid out in his palms.)

"What the...?"

(He feels Megatron stir by his side and the sword hilt starts glowing again, pulsing like a heartbeat. Optimus' mind flashes back to the time Megatron asked him about his own artifact and he slowly smiles, reaching over to place the sword hilt on the nightstand on Megatron's side.)

"Looks like you've got your own artifact now Megs.*Laughing softly*

Good luck." *Whispers*

--

Gods Of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 6:21

BuzzyBee: Who's ready for today?

SayingSari: Me!!!!!!!!

Blitzingthroughlife: I AM! 

Shockinglyontime: I am so happy that we get to play the riot song! We're going to be fucking shit up and starting a riot with this one!

Soundingthealarm: Today is going to be enlightening and fun.

BuzzyBee: Hell yeah it is!

OptimusofPrime: I'm starting to regret this.

Megabitch: Don't worry. Pandora and I will be your bodyguards for today

OptimusofPrime: Thanks Megs

Striker: Okay, so, how are we going to market the awesome party that's going to be happening tonight?

BuzzyBee: Oh that's easy! We tell them exactly what's going to be playing!

Prowlaround: Are you sure that's going to work?

BulkingUp: Have you met at least half of the people at this school Prowl?

bulkingUp: Most of them would kill for something like this to happen that was approved by the school and is on school grounds.

Prowlaround: Yeah I guess you're right.

BuzzyBee: Exactly! That's why it's going to work!

Blitzingthroughlife: I agree with the bug.

SayingSari: Yeah, I agree with Bee as well

Shockinglyontime: *Rubs hands together* alright, lets get this party started!

Soundingthealarm: I already have flyers printing and have asked my siblings to help me put them up.

Arachnidphobia: Wait Soundwave, you have siblings?

Soundingthealarm: Yes. Two brothers, Frenzy and Rumble.

Prowlaround: Of you mean those twins who are in Alpha Trion's office almost everyday even though school just started?

Soundingthealarm: Sadly, yes.

Megabitch: Damn Soundwave.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah how do you or better yet your parents, deal with that.

Soundingthealarm: Me? Incredibly well. My parents? Poorly.

OptimusofPrime: Yeah that makes sense

Striker: Alright everyone! The time for planning is over! It's time to bullshit

BuzzyBee: I've never heard such truer words.

BuzzyBee: Bravesimo

OptimusofPrime: That's not how you spell it

OptimusofPrime: You know what, ignore the last text. I'm just gonna let bygones be bygones

Striker: thank you Bee. Also, good idea Optimus

Arachnidphobia: Record everything that goes down for me! I want to see everything!

OptimusofPrime: You got it. *Salutes*

Megabitch: Alright. I'll see you all at school. Wear your bitchiest outfit. Most extravagent outfit. Something that will make you group stand out more than normal.

OptimusofPrime: Don't wear anything against school policy please. Just like, vibrant colors and stuff.

BuzzyBee: You got it boss

SayingSari: Okay

Blitzingthroughlife: That just brings the fun out of everything.

Blitzingthroughlife: But fine

Striker: Of course my Lord

Luggernaught: Oh Grand and glorious leader, your wish is my command

Prowlaround: Lugnut...

Striker: Lugnut, darling, that's genie. Not you.

Luggernaught: It could be me

BuzzyBee: Sure big guy.

SayingSari: Is Pandora and her group in on this?

OptimusofPrime: Pandora is

Megabitch: and if she is, then her group most definitely is.

BuzzyBee: @SayingSari

BuzzyBee: We might be able to ride on her shoulder!

SayingSari: YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Oh Primus

Megabitch: hahaha

--

Teacher GC

Ratchet: Ratchet

Arcee: Arcee

Ultra Magnus: UMagnus

Perceptor: ScienceMajor

Kup: HistoryKup

Alpha Trion: Trion

11 September, 8:04

HistoryKup: Guys, it;s happening

Ratchet: What is?

Arcee: Are you telling me you didn't see Optimus, Megatron and their respective groups arrive in some of the most outrageous colored clothing yet?

Ratchet: What??????

UMagnus: Trion come pick me up, I'm scared

Ratchet: Yeah, can you like, I don't know, swing by, make sure we're not in any danger?

Ratchet: Please?

UMagnus: Trion did you allow this?

Trion: Allow what?

UMagnus: Partyflyer.png

Trion: Yes. I am allowing them to play those songs.

Arcee: Trion

Arcee: NO!!!!

Arcee: Do you understand what kind of danger you've put us in?

Arcee: We're going to die!!!

ScienceMajor: The children will not be able to harm us

Ratchet: I don't think Arcee is talking about the kids Percy

Ratchet: I'm pretty sure she's talking about what the parents are going to do after this debacle

Trion: Ah yes. I did forget about that.

Trion: Whoops

UMagnus: Is this some type of punishment?

UMagnus: What have we done to deserve this?

Trion: Don't worry. I'll take care of everything

UMagnus: Why did I decide to mary you again?

Trion: Because I'm an archivist and you like reading

HistoryKup: He has a point Ultra.

Ratchet: He does

Arcee: Yeah.

UMagnus: I hate all of you

ScienceMajor: I never said anything about this!

UMagnus: No, but I knew if I gave you a chance to, you would have

ScienceMajor: true

Ratchet: Guys help! Bee has gotten Smite and Hymn on their side and him and Sari are riding on Smite's shoulders, screaming at the top of their lungs, singing the riot song!

UMagnus: You have doomed us all Trion.

Trion: (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

Trion: Good luck. See you all tonight!

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 9:32

Arachnidphobia: Soooooooooo

Arachnidphobia: How’s everything going?

BuzzyBee: Awesome!

OptimusofPrime: Horrible

Megabitch: Alright I guess?

Striker: Be glad you’re not here

Shockinglyontime: I can’t really tell

Soundingthealarm: I have been sighing for almost every minute every since this started

Arachnidphobia: I’m getting mixed signals here

Arachnidphobia: Is it good or bad? Are people having fun or not?

OptimusofPrime: Oh, everyone is definitely having fun

Prowlaround: Some more than others

SayingSari: We were able to rope Pandora’s group into this and thay’ve gotten the rest of the school who weren’t that into it on board. They’re so cool!

BuzzyBee: SMITE LET US RIDE ON HER SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!!!

SayingSari: It was Soooooooooo fun!!!!!!!

Arachnidphobia: What are the staff saying about this?

OptimusofPrime: Ratchet and Arcee are just going along with it. Confusion lacing their features but no one’s messed with them yet so, y’know, they’ve just ran with it

Megabitch: Kup is having the time of his life.

Prowlaround: Didn’t he literally learn the song in first period so he could sing it with the kids?

BulkingUp: Yes he did. I was there

Blitzingthroughlife: So was I!!!

Shockinglyontime: Preceptor is just his usual mundane self

Shockinglyontime: Doesn’t care as long as you don’t disrupt his class

Striker: That does sound like him

Arachnidphobia: And Ultra Magnus?

OptimusofPrime: Taking this all surprisingly well

Arachnidphobia: Really?

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, he pulled me aside in his class and asked me if I knew if I wanted him to keep Sentinel in line today. I said yes and he just nodded and let me go.

OptimusofPrime: Ever since then, Sentinel just stares at me and fumes

Arachnidphobia: DAmn

Arachnidphobia: Wonder what that was about

Soundingthealarm: I think it’s because Alpha Trion likes you and him and Ultra Magnus are married

BuzzyBee: What??

SayingSari: Excuse me?!?!

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, that makes sense

Megabitch: How are you so calm right now after learning that????

OptimusofPrime: I kinda already knew

OptimusofPrime: Pandora eluded to it when we were driving to the library before we went to talk to Alpha Trion

Megabitch: Of course she did

Prowlaround: Hold on, Soundwave, how did you figure that out?

Soundingthealarm: On the security cameras in Ultra Magnus’ classroom. He was staying late and Alpha Trion came into the classroom, kissed him, then dragged him up out of his seat and led him out to their car.

SayingSari: Awwwwwwww! That’s kinda cute

OptimusofPrime: Yeah that’s true

Luggernaught: Does this mean we can take Ultra Magnus out of the dating poll and put him in the married one?

Shockinglyontime: Yes!!!

BulkingUp: You guys have betting pools on teachers?

Megabitch: Yep

OptimusofPrime: What is Ratchet in?

Shockinglyontime: Probably dating

OptimusofPrime: Well, at least you got that right

Arachnidphobia: What?

Prowlaround: Ratchet’s in a polycule with some of the staff

Megabitch: Who?

OptimusofPrime: Drift and Rodimus

Striker: You mean the secretary and the Leadership teacher?

Prowlaround: Yep

Luggernaught: How the hell do you know that?

OptimusofPrime: I have panic attacks

Prowlaround: I have abusive parents. When Master Yoketron cannot help me, Ratchet does

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, the both of us go over to Ratchet’s when we need to and sometimes, the two others are over there.

Megabitch: And they’re married?????

OptimusofPrime: As married as you can be in the civilization we live in

9:46

9:47

9:48

9:49

9:50

Blitzingthroughlife: Did anyone else just hear that announcement?

BuzzyBee: We’re all gonna die!!!!!

Arachnidphobia: What????? What’s happening???

OptimusofPrime: Apparently someone got over the intercom and started preaching about how all of them are oppressed and like, 90% of the school have just started to riot

Megabitch: When we said, ‘Lets start a riot’ we absolutely did not mean let’s start an actual riot!!!!!

Striker: What do we do?

OptimusofPrime: Run!!!!

Striker: Whatt!!!

OptimusofPrime: Everyone get to the back of the school where the giant field is. We’ll converge there and think about something to do.

OptimusofPrime: We don’t have much time before the police are called though, so RUN!!!!!!!!!

–

Caller Excerpt

Blackarachnia —> Optimus Prime

“Is everyone alright?

What’s going on?”

OP “Like I explained before, someone started preaching and then the school started rioting. There’s vandalism and some kids even got into fights.”

Megs “It’s fucking horrible.”

Bee “what the hell are we going to do?”

Strika “What can we do?

The police are going to get called eventually and when that happens, they’ll be looking for the culprits.

Almost everything points towards us.”

OP “I don’t wanna go to juvie again.”

*Silence*

Megs “Listen, that’s not going to happen.”

Shock “Yeah, we’ll make sure of it.”

OP “How?

How do you all plan to save this day?

It wasn’t supposed to be like this and then someone decides to do this and…and…”

Megs “Optimus, Optimus, look at me

Look at me.

We’re your friends. We’ll make sure we get through this.”

Bee “Yeah Bossbot. Ever heard ‘If we go down then we go down together?”

Prowl “Bee, did you seriously just quote a Chainsmokers song?”

Bee “I'm not good with this!”

OP *Weakly chuckles* “It’s okay Bee. I appreciate it.”

“Okay, so, what’s the plan guys?”

OP “We need to get everyone to calm down.”

Megs “And if , if anyone calls the police, that’ll just make everything worse.”

Bulk “So what do we do?”

??? “Hey, you guys need help taking the crowd?”

OP “Pandora!”

Megs “What’s up ‘monium.”

Bee “Smite!”

Sari “Hey Smite! Hey Hymn!”

“Y’know, we could use some help with this.”

Pan “Well then, your wish is our command.

Let’s get this started!”

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 11:48

OptimusofPrime has added @Pademonium, @Smittenwithyou, @Hymning, @ItsJeopardy

ItsJeopardy: Okay

ItsJeopardy: What the hell hppened

Megabitch: Tarn started a riot

Striker: I told you that blundering fool was too into you!!!!!

Megabitch: Strika

Megabitch: Don’t start.

Arachnidphobia: Does he look pissed? Does he look like he’s going to murder someone? Tell me the deets people!!!!

OptimusofPrime: MadMegs.png

Arachnidphobia: Holy shit Megs, you look like your gonna commit homicide times 4,728

Screamingatthevoid: Why the hell is your number so specific?

Soundingthealarm: That’s the amount of people in this school not including the teachers and our groups.

Screamingatthevoid: Shit

Screamingatthevoid: Really?

Shockinglyontime: Yeap

Shockinglyontime: So, what we gone do?

Striker: No Megatron, we are not throwing a molotov cocktail at the school

Striker: Optimus

Striker: No

Arachnidphobia: I hate not being there. What they sayyyyyyyyy?????

Pandemonium: Megatron said they could throw a molotov cocktail at the school and when Strika said no, Optimus said that he wouldn’t be opposed to the idea.

Arachnidphobia: Megatron. You are a horrible influence.

Arachnidphobia: Keep going.

Strika: Damnit Blackarachnia! Stop enabling them!

OptimusofPrime: No please, continue enabling us.

Megabitch: I think Optimus is gonna kill someone

OptimusofPrime: Who did you say started this?

Megabitch:..............

OptimusofPrime: Megatron

Megabitch: Help!! Scary Optimus!!!

OptimusofPrime: Nvm

OptimusofPrime: I figured it out.

OptimusofPrime: I’m gonna kill Tarn

Megabitch: ……..

Megabitch: Honestly, go ahead. I’m not going to stop you.

OptimusofPrime: You better not

Arachnidphobia: I’ve seen this before. Everyone watch out. He’s actually going to kill someone.

Striker: Optimus, what’s that look for??

Arachnidphobia: What look?

Shockinglyontime: Optimus is just looking down at his phone because he got a text and he’s just…staring. Like, intensely staring. 

OptimusofPrime: Blurr and Jazz just informed me that Sentinel just blamed me and Ultra Magnus for this entire thing. Well, he technically blamed all  of us, but he said that Ultra Magnus and I werre the main peope who began this.

BuzzyBee: Yeah, that sounds like something Sentinel would do.

OptimusofPrime: Bee! Oh my Primus, you’re okay!!! Do you know where Bulk, Prowl and Sari are??

BuzzyBee: All four of us are completely fine. Apparently, this school has a basement.

Pandemonium: How the hell did you figure that out?

BuzzyBee: Our group were all running adn then we saw Sentinel and he just…pointed an officer in our direction. Just as we are about to get cuaght, Ultra Magnus slides, literally slides in, and start pushing us away. 

BuzzyBee: He screams ‘Run!!!’ and then we all run and we can hear both Ultra Magnus and the officer behind us, following us. I’m not kidding, we run so much that eventually, we lose the officer. And then, jsut as we slow down, Ultra Magnus shoves us into a door we didn’t even know were there and tells us to stay there till he comes back. 

BuzzyBee: We’ve just been exploring ever since.

Prowlaround: Yeah. That did actually happen. 

OptimusofPrime: Are you all okay? Can you make it out of the school?

BuzzyBee: Yes and Hell NO!!!

BuzzyBee: We are essentially in a room with one exit, which was also the entrance.

Megabitch: Are you all…okay?

Prowlaround: I believe the only thing needed to be fixed here are Sari’s sprained wrist and Bee’s annoying personality. Otherwise, we’re all mostly fine.

BulkingUp: Yeah. The rest of us only have small scrapes and bruises here and there.

BuzzyBee: Someone should probably go and vouch for Ultra M though. He might be a prick 

BuzzyBee: (he totally is) 

BuzzyBee: but he was also the one who save our asses. We owe him now

OptimusofPrime: Yeah, you right. 

OptimusofPrime: @Pademonium, @Smittenwithyou, @Hymning, @ItsJeopardy

OptimusofPrime: will one of you go get Alpha Trion while the others go vouch for Ultra Magnus?

Pandemonium: Sure.

Pandemonium: Smite, you and Hymn go get the others and deal with the police.

Pandemonium: Jeopardy, wanna come with me to go get a librarian?

It'sJeopardy: Sure! Let’s go!

Arachnidphobia: Wait, what you mean ‘deal with the police’?

Smitttenwithyou: Oh. You’ll see.

Hymning: This is probably going to be on the news tonight

Pandemonium: Just don’t go overboard. And don’t let the others go overboard either. Kay?

Hymning: Yes ma’am

Smittenwithyou: Of course

Pandemonium: Good. Jeopardy, let’s go.

@Pademonium, @Smittenwithyou, @Hymning, @ItsJeopardy have left the chat

Arachnidphobia: I’m scared.

Striker: Guys! Where did Optimus and Megatron go???!!!!!????!!!

BuzzyBee: What do you mean?

Shockinglyontime: I saw them walking back to the school

Shockinglyontime:.................

Shockinglyontime: Oh my Primus Optimus and Megatron are going to murder Tarn!!!

Arachnidphobia: Well what are you all waiting for!!!!! Go after them!!!!!

Blitzingthroughlife: We’re all so screwed

Screamingatthevoid: for once, I agree with you Blitz

BuzzyBee: Optimus…..

BuzzyBee: Was that you on the speaker’s just now?

OptimusofPrime: o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

Arachnidphobia: (⊙o⊙) 

Arachnidphobia: (⊙_⊙;)

Arachnidphobia: The hell you mean ‘o(*￣▽￣*)ブ’

Megabitch: Let’s just say he said some very unfavorable things

Megabitch: And also threatened manslaughter towards many, many people.

OptimusofPrime: If imma go to jail again, it’s gonna be because I did something. Not because some stupid bitch like Sentinel wanted to ruin my already shredded reputation.

Megabitch: See what I mean?

Arachnidphobia: Holy shit!!!!

BulkingUp: Optimus, what if we don’t want you to go to jail??

Blitzingthroughlife: Prison break!!!!!!!!!!

Screamingatthevoid: Y’know. That sounds fun

Shockinglyontime: I am not going on the run with you all.

Shockinglyontime: That’d be hell

Striker: Can we please focus on the matter at hand???

Striker: Smite is literally barreling into cops left and right

Striker: Hymn was able to lockpick Ultra Magnus’ handcuffs and is now fleeing the scene in a fashion that makes me think she wants to get caught again.

Striker: The few cops that aren’t getting their shit rocked have started pulling out tasers

Striker: And I just heard at least forty people side with what Optimus just said over the intercom.

Striker: This entire school is going to hell!!!!

Megabitch: I mean…yeah.

Megabitch: But isn’t this fun??

Striker: Optimus. You are the only one I know who can get everyone to listen to you.

Striker: Please, get everyone to calm down and get somewhere safe.

OptimusofPrime:.............

OptimusofPrime: Fine. I’ll make another announcement.

Striker: Thank you.

BuzzyBee: OptimusSpeech.mp4

–

-Video Excerpt-

Op

“People of Cybertronian High. As you all have probably guessed it, this is one of your Student Council Representatives speaking. Listen, I know that all of you are tired and exhausted and every other word for what I just said. I know that you’ve all been wanting some fun, some excitement around here, and the faction war between my own faction and the Decepticons has become an interesting topic concerning school matters.

But please. Is burning down the school and harming your classmates any way for you to be satisfied with the kind of chaos you all need?

What was supposed to happen tonight, the festival, was supposed to be a place where you all could release the chaotic energy that the lot of you held, and now because of this entire fiasco, that might not come to fruition tonight.

So I implore you, stay inside your classes or find a class to stay inside while we deal with everything. We don’t need more people getting hurt.”

–

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 1:42

Arachnidphobia: Optimus…

Arachnidphobia: That’s fucking awesome!!!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Thank you

Megabitch: Hey!!! Look!!!! Pandora and Jeopardy brought Alpha Trion!!

BuzzyBee: Oh my Primus!

SayingSari: Were saved!!!!!!!

Prowlaround: Can someone come let us out??

Striker: I’ll send Lugnut to do it. Where are you all?

BuzzyBee: Well………..

BulkingUp: About that…………

Chapter Text

Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 2:14

BuzzyBee: Oh thank Primus we’re out of there!!

OptimusofPrime: Are you alright?

BulkingUp: There were only a few minor injuries. Otherwise, we were good.

Prowlaround: I’m still mad that no one was able to fix Bee, but you know…

Prowlaround: You win some, you lose some.

BuzzyBee: I hate you

Megabitch: Optimus. Do you know where Hymn took Ultra Magnus?

OptimusofPrime: Nope.

Screamingatthevoid: I did! I saw him bribing the chief of police to overlook like ninety-percent of the things most of the school has done.

Screamingatthevoid: Damn that man is fucking rich. I’m pretty sure that entire briefcase was filled with stacks of hundred dollar bills.

BuzzyBee: That is not a teacher’s salary. What does he do?

Soundingthealarm: I believe most of that comes from his ‘other’ job. But I can’t be too sure.

OptimusofPrime: Other job?

Megabitch: Other job?

Shockinglyontime: Soundwave.

Shockinglyontime: The hell you talkin’ bout?

Soundingthealarm: Ehhhhhhhhhh

Soundingthealarm: I’ll tell you later

Striker: Help!!!!!!!!!!!

Striker: Voice.memo

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Sentinel sicked some police officers on me and now I’m running for my life! Help!

*Police calls and screeching can be heard in the background.*

Police: Hey! You! Stop Right There

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Megabitch: Hold on Strika, we’re coming!

OptimusofPrime: I call Sentinel!

BuzzyBee: Ooh! Tell me what happens!!!

Blitzingthroughlife: No. Please do not tell the bug what happens. I can not trust he won’t try to go over there and right now, he does not need to get in more trouble.

BuzzyBee: Blitz

BuzzyBee: You’re such a buzzkill

Shockinglyontime: Hehe

Shockinglyontime: Buzz

Screamingatthevoid: You all better get yo asses down here.

Screamingatthevoid: Optimus squared up with Sentinel. He looks like he’s gonna pucnh him in the face.

Screamingatthevoid: FeralOptimus.png

Screamingatthevoid: Seriosuly.

Arachnidphobia: Get a video!!!

Shockinglyontime: Soundwave, are you recording?

Soundingthealarm: Affirmative

BulkingUp: Oh no

BuzzyBee: Oh yes!

SayingSari: What’s going on?? My dad was talking to me so I was a little distracted

BuzzyBee: Scroll up about six to seven dm’s

SayingSari: Holy shit!!

SayingSari: Go Optimus!

BuzzyBee: We need to start a chant!!

BuzzyBee: Somebody start a chant!!

Screamingatthevoid: I believe the jettwins already have.

Screamingatthevoid: And Mr. Rodimus is narrating the fight!!

Prowlaround: I’m sorry?

Luggernaught: Has anyone seen Strika??

Striker: I’m in the giant crowd of people watching Optimus prowl around Sentinel like a fucking predator

Striker: Seriosuly, where did he learn this stuff??

Shockinglyontime: We should ask his mom after this

BuzzyBee: Oh Primus.

BuzzyBee: Ms. Vesta is going to be pissed

Prowlaround: Back to the matter at hand here.

Prowlaround: You said Mr. Rodimus was narrating the fight?

Screamingatthevoid: Yeah, he is.

Striker: I can confirm. He is in fact doing that.

BulkingUp: Guys. Ultra Magnus is going your way

BuzzyBee: Oh! Yeah he is!

BuzzyBee: Bee careful.

Blitzingthroughlife: I’m leaving you.

BuzzyBee: What? You can’t leave me here with the nurse! You gotta take me with you so I can see Optimus KO Sentinel

Arachnidphobia: I think everybody wants to watch Optimus KO Sentinel

Striker: Well, he actuallt just might if Sentinel won’t stop talking shit

Screamingatthevoid: Oh shit!

Screamingatthevoid: He just insulted his mom!

Screamingatthevoid: And told him that his dad should’ve given up on helping and supporting them a long time ago!

Megabitch: Excuse me????

Screamingatthevoid: Guys! Optimus froze.

Striker: Starscream I am facing the dude, and the look that he’s giving Sentinel is downright murderous.

Striker: No one give him a knife!

Screamingatthevoid: Jazz just gave him a knife

Striker: Welp.

Striker: Sentinel’s parents are gonna need to invest in some plastic surgery for their dear pretty white boy because Optimus sure as hell ain’t gonna hold back

Prowlaround: Is not one stopping him??

Screamingatthevoid: I think everyon’s just too scared to at this point.

Striker: Mr. Rodimus is till narrating though

Screamingatthevoid: It’s hilaious

Arachnidphobia: Are we gonna have to break Optimus out of juvie

Arachnidphobia: That’s assault with a deadly weapon.

Striker: I don’t thiink so

Striker: Optimus hasn’t done anything with the knife. He’s just been looking at it then looking back at Sentinel as if he’s contemplating muder

BuzzyBee: HowToGetAwayWithMurder - Stream on ……

Megabitch: Very funny Bee

Striker: Megatron. Where are you to stop your boyfriend?

Megabitch: Dealing with Tarn

Striker: Ah

Screamingatthevoid: Okay. So.

Screamingatthevoid: Optimus just threw the kinfe away from him towards the ground and then lunged at Sentinel

Screamingatthevoid: There’s blood and eveything.

Striker: Somebody should do something before Optimus kills Sentinel

BuzzyBee: But do we have to?

Shockinglyontime: I mean

Shockinglyontime: If we don’t we’ll all robably be considered accomplises in the case trial of Sentinel’s murder.

BuzzyBee: Would anyone genuinely be ruined by this?

Soundingthealarm: Negative

Soundingthealarm: Sentinel’s parents do not even want

Megabitch: That makse me so happy

BulkingUp: Dayum

Arachnidphobia: Heh

@ Pandemonium has joined the chat

Pandemonium: What the hell happened here?

Pandemonium: Also, I go Trion

Screamingatthevoid: The basics is that Sentinel screw some shit up like he always did and now Optimus is beating the shit out of him

Screamingatthevoid: Nvm

Screamingatthevoid: He stopped

OptimusofPrime: I stopped for now. Who knows how I feel later.

Shockinglyontime: Welcome back!

Pandemonium: Please do not go to jail

@ Pandemonium has left the chat

Striker: Isn’t typing on your phone uncomfortable. I mean, your hands are covered in blood and you’re getting it all over your phone. Doesn’t that feel weird?

OptimusofPrime: Once you’ve done it enough, you get used to it

Megabitch: Do we wanna know??

OptimusofPrime: Not unless you all want your preconceived notion of me to be destroyed

Arachnidphobia: It already is hun

Striker: Don’t say that around Megs. He’ll get possessive

SayingSari: I thought they weren’t dating

Blitzingthroughlife: They aren’t supposed to be. They said they were posing a fake relationship

Screamingatthevoid: Watching as these two stare into each other’s eyes after meeting back up, the both of them covered in blood but still looking like they’re about to make out without a care in the world, I don’t think their relationship is fake anymore.

BuzzyBee: No. I’m pretty sure they’re still pretending. You know. You gotta smile for the camera and all that.

SayingSari: What camera?

BuzzyBee: The metaphorical camera Sar.

SayingSari: Ohhhhhhhhhh

Blitzingthroughlife: The question is though

Blitzingthroughlife: Did they make out?

Striker: No. Just kissed then split off to go deal with the police and the other students

Screamingatthevoid: I swear. If we ever decided to become villains, they’d be the serial killer duo

Screamingatthevoid: They don’t care about the blood covering them at all

Shockinglyontime: What makes you think we won’t become villains???

Screamingatthevoid: True. True

Luggernaught: I found Tarn. Or at least. His body

Luggernaught: I have no idea if he’s still alive

Arachnidphobia: What did Megs do??

Luggernaught: Someone had a gun. But it was not used unless Megatron has a bullet wound none of you can see.

Screamingatthevoid: Nope. No bullet wound here

Luggernaught: And there wasn’t any bullet wound on Tarn meaning the gun was thrown away and Megatron started punching him. A lot. And hard.

BuzzyBee: Guys. Does this mean the festival is off?

SayingSari: I’m right next to Alpha Trion. Do you want me to ask?

BuzzyBee: yes

Blitzingthroughlife: Please

Shockinglyontime: sure

SayingSari: Okay

SayingSari: He said yes as long as we can get the police off the property and make sure they don’t come back for the actual party.

BuzzyBee: Deal

OptimusofPrime: Great

BuzzyBee: Finally done making out with big gray and handsome?

OptimusofPrime: You’re dead to me Bee

BuzzyBee: I love you too

11 September, 7:26

–Video Excerpt–

OP “People of Cybertronian High! Welcome to the Festival marking the beginning of our hell year! Can I get a cheer from you all?

*Crowd cheers rambunctiously and deafeningly loud.*

Megs “We all understand that what happened today during school was insanely chaotic! But that should not stop the year from being fun! So, are we going to stand by and be controlled by the year?”

*Crowd boo’s loudly.*

OP “Or are we going to take this year into our hands and guid it!?”

*Crowd cheers even louder.*

OP “Perfect!”

Megs “Now, without further ado…Shockwave, Soundwave, play it!”

*Music begins through the loudspeakers and the crowd cheers even louder.*

–End Recording–

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Megop

Megatron: Megabitch

Optimus: OptimusofPrime

11 September, 7:39

Megabitch: Throughly distracted?

OptimusofPrime: Yes! Thank you! This was an awesome idea!

Megabitch: You’re welcome.

OptimusofPrime: It’s good to know I’m following in my moms footsteps

Megabitch: What?

OptimusofPrime: According to Alpha Trion, mom used to be as chaotic as I am now.

OptimusofPrime: She almost got arrested for murder

Megabitch: Like you?

OptimusofPrime: In my defense!!

OptimusofPrime: I was done with him being the way he is.

Megabitch: Ahh

7:41

7:42

7:43

7:44

OptimusofPrime: Did you just kiss me?

OptimusofPrime: I can see you smirking

OptimusofPrime: Megs!!!!!

OptimusofPrime: Oh you dick! Come here!

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Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

11 September, 7:48

Striker: Guys, has anyone seen Megs and Op?

Soundingthealarm: The last time I heard from them, they had climbed on top of the school and we just watching everything

BuzzyBee: Oh they are so making out

Soundingthealarm: Yes. I am pretty sure they are

Arachnidphobia: Knowing them, they’re going to still think they’re relationship is ‘fake’

Striker: Our bosses are the two most oblivious idiots in the world

BuzzyBee: Yeah. But we love them

Striker: We do

SayingSari: Hey guys, would any of you mind if I added the Student council into the chat? I promise, they’re good.

Screamingatthevoid: Seeing as most of them actively helped us wrangle everyone and then cheered Optimus on when he beat the shit out of Sentinel, I’ll say yes.

SayingSari: Yay!!

@ SayingSari added SMJazz, Jettingthestorm, Jettingthefire, ImaBlurr

SMJazz: Hey!

Jettingthestorm: Brother and I be saying hello to everyone in crowd

Jettingthefire: Yes. Can confirm

Imablurr: Hello everyone

Strika: Welcome to the team guys

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Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

Jazz: SMJazz

Jetstorm: Jettingthestorm

Jetfire: Jettingthefire

Blurr: ImaBlurr

11 September, 9:31

SMJazz: Soooooooo

SMJazz: Where we going for the after party?

OptimusofPrime: I can ask mom

BuzzyBee: Yesssssssss

SayingSari: Yes! Please!

Shockinglyontime: Yeah!

Striker: Does anyonme realize that the police are waiting at the entrance and have starter arresting kids?

Megabitch: I’m sorry?????

Screamingatthevoid: Oh, there’s no need to apologize

Megabitch: ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Megabitch: I’m going to kill you

Striker: Guys focus!!!

Prowlaround: I saw some of those guys. They are police

BuzzyBee: I thought utlra magnus paid the police off

OptimusofPrime: Depending on what happened, they might still need to process people and to put them in the system.

OptimusofPrime: Are they arresting everyone??

Striker: Not

Prowlaround: Not

Soundingthealarm: Sentinelinhandcuffs.png

Soundingthealarm: They did get Sentinel though

BuzzyBee: OH fuck yeah!!

OptimusofPrime: Yay!!

Luggernaught: Optimus. Megatron.

Luggernaught: Won’t they get you?

BulkingUp: They are looking for you two.

Jettingthefire: Where you being?

Jettingthestorm: Yes. We can prevent police from going there

Megabitch: On top of the shcool 

SMJazz: …………………………….

SMJazz: How?

OptimusofPrime: Ultra Magnus gave me bolt cutters

OptimusofPrime: He told me I coudl use them wherever I wanted

Megabitch: Alpha Trion also gave us the keys to the roof door as well

BulkingUp: And he trusted you two not to hurt yourselves?

Megabitch: Hey!

OptimusofPrime: Low blow Bulk

BulkingUp: I’m just sayin

Shockinglyontime: How the hell are we supposed to get you out of here?

Shockinglyontime: You two are probably the most wanted in the school

OptimusofPrime: Mom’s here

BuzzyBee: OH, really?

OptimusofPrime: She’ll get us out of here

Megabitch: Of you say so

9:42

Striker: Okay you two, everyone but you were able to get out fine

Striker: What’s your plan?

OptimusofPrime: Mom told me to just, walk by. She’ll be there to do damage control

Striker: Okay, if you say so

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–Video Excerpt–

*Whoever is holding the camera (Optimus) is walking out of the school and encounter Vesta Pax standing in front of the police officers still there, her arms crossed and glaring at all of them. The officers look like they all got lectured.*

OP “Mom!”

Vesta “Oh, darling! You’re alright.”

*Vesta runs over and drags Optimus into a hug before pushing back and checking him over for wounds. She then turns to Megatron and does the same before grabbing their arms.*

Vesta “Come on, I’ll lead you to the car.”

*One of the braver officers comes over, handcuffs in hand and mouth open as if to say something. Vesta’s face hardens and she turns abruptly toward the officer.*

Officer “Vesta– I mean. Ma’am. I have to speak against you bringing these criminals to your house. Both of them have put two alumni in the hospital because of their wounds and we have a gun with the bigger ones’ finger prints on it.”

Vesta “Jacob. Don’t you dare start speaking about that when I know for a fact that there are multiple things you have done things way worse than these kids. I'm taking them home ‘cause god knows they won’t be treated right in a jail cell with you or any of your friends there, and then we don’t have to talk about this again. Don’t think I don’t know you’re going against the very thing your boss and the council told you to do.”

*The officer looks incredibly guilty and he sighs before walking away. Vesta turns back to Optimus and Megatron and gestures for them to follow her before turning and walking towards her car.

They both follow her.*

–End Video–

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Megop

Megatron: Megabitch

Optimus: OptimusofPrime

11 September, 9:49

Megabitch: Your mom is incredibly badass

OptimusofPrime: Where do you think I get it?

Megabitch: Touche

OptimusofPrime: She already knows that the others are going to be at the house when we get there so we don’t need to tell her that.

Megabitch: Do you think we should tell her that you’re probably going to get sued but Sentinel’s family?

OptimusofPrime: In the morning

OptimusofPrime: I'm fired

Megabitch: I’ll text the others and tell them to be quiet when we get there 

OptimusofPrime: Thank you dear

Megabitch: (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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Gods of Chaos

Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime

Bumblebee: BuzzyBee

Bulkhead: BulkingUp

Prowl: Prowlaround

Sari: SayingSari

Megatron: Megabitch

Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia

Starscream: Screamingatthevoid

Lugnut: Luggernaught

Strika: Striker

Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife

Shockwave: Shockinglyontime

Soundwave: Soundingthealarm

Jazz: SMJazz

Jetstorm: Jettingthestorm

Jetfire: Jettingthefire

Blurr: ImaBlurr

11 September, 9:52

Megabitch: Guys! 

Megabitch: Can everyone be quiet when we get there?

Megabitch: Optimus fell asleep and he said he was good tired to deal with anything else tonight

Striker: Sure

BuzzyBee: Or course

SayingSari: Anything for bossbot

Arachnidphobia: I’ll make sure they’re quiet

Megabitch: You’re at the house?

Arachnidphobia: Duh