Chapter Text
Explanation
Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime
Bumblebee: BuzzyBee
Bulkhead: BulkingUp
Prowl: Prowlaround
Sari: SayingSari
Megatron: Megabitch
Blackarachnia: Arachnidphobia
Starscream: Screamingatthevoid
Lugnut: Luggernaught
Strika: Striker
Blitzwing: Blitzingthroughlife
Shockwave: Shockinglyontime
Soundwave: Soundingthealarm
6 September, 12:35
Arachnidphobia: Optimus, you better start explaining or I’m going to go over to your hose and strange it out of you
OptimusofPrime: What did I do?????
OptimusofPrime: I’m not who brought the Storm Urn to the mall
Arachnidphobia: ಠ_ಠ
Arachnidphobia: mhm
Megabitch: If you aren’t going to explain how the thing go there, at least explain what it was
Shockinglyontime: Wait, it was an urn?
Striker: ^
BuzzyBee: Why in Primus’ name was there a magical urn at the mall?!?!
OptimusofPrime: I can explain the name and the magical part of it but why it was there…
OptimusofPrime: That’s something else
SayingSari: Alright then. Start explaining
OptimusofPrime: This is going to be a long thing so get comfortable
6 September, 2:46
SayingSari: So let me get this straight
SayingSari: Magic exists
SayingSari: You are a part of the magic community in some way because of your ancestors
SayingSari: Who by the way, founded the magical form of government
SayingSari: And because of this you’re a target
SayingSari: Did I summarize everything right?
OptimusofPrime: Well…like you said, that’s the summarized, short version
OptimusofPrime: There is a longer version that I won’t tell you unless in person
Arachnidphobia: Is that why, before your mom got sick, she was like…a fucking badass?
OptimusofPrime: Pretty much
BuzzyBee: Is there anyone else in our school thtat has magic or something?
OptimusofPrime: From who I’ve been able to sense, Smite, Hymn, and Jeopardy. And maybe their entire group.
BulkingUp: Really?
Prowlaround: We’ve had magical people surrounding us this whole time?
Shockinglyontime: That’s a boring question. An acutal question would be something like, ‘why in Primus’ name did the sotrmt urn creation peeps put an acutal vegeful spititir in an artifact!!!!!????’
Soundingthealarm: It is an effective way to make it so that if anyone steals anything, they get cursed.
Striker: I hate that I can’t argue with that logic
Luggernaught: Are there any other artifacts we need to look out for that we might need warning from?
OptimusofPrime: I don’t know for sure. I have one, but it’s pretty tame unless I have it around me for too long.
Megabitch: The hell’s that supposed to mean?
OptimusofPrime: It means that it feeds off my energy. If it gets too much energy, it’ll go I guess it can be called ‘haywire’
OptimusofPrime: The artifact was made to protect the one which can manipulate both auras which belong to non-magic using people and energy, which belongs to magic using people
OptimusofPrime: If it gets too much of ‘my’ energy, it’ll go into a protective-like mode and think anything is a threat unless explicitly told otherwise
Megabitch: Damn
Blitzingthroughlife: It must be so hard to not use that on Sentinel
Screamingatthevoid: Oh my primus, I cannot imagien the amoutn of restraint that would take
OptimusofPrime: No that’s actually really easy
OptimusofPrime: What’s hard is resisting the urge to manipulate Sentinel’s aura. That’s hard.
BuzzyBee: Hold on
BuzzyBee: if you’re magical and all that, does that mean mama Pax is affected by some sort of magical disease?
OptimusofPrime: Yeah…it’s a type of coma-amnesia thing that makes it so that she goes into long bouts of sleep from time and when she does wake up, she can’t really remember anything for a while
Arachnidphobia: Oh
Megabitch: that must be hard
OptimusofPrime: I’ve got used to it
OptimusofPrime: Dads trying to make a cure. It’s why he’s not there a lot of the time, and our income mainly comes from the company that dad works for because he’s doing a really dangerous thing for them.
BuzzyBee: That’s rough
OptimusofPrime: Look, I gotta go but if you have any other questions, you can ask them and I'll answer them when I can.
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Bots
Optimus Prime: OprimusofPrime
Bumblebee: BuzzyBee
Bulkhead: BulkingUp
Prowl: Prowlaround
Sari: SayingSari
6 September, 2:56
Prowlaround: You sure you’re doing aright Optimus?
SayingSari: Yeah, Optimus. You do know we’re here if you need to talk
OptimusofPrime: Thank you but I’ll be fine. I’m really the only one who can take care of her and I don’t like not being there when she wakes up if I can help it
BulkingUp: Does Sentinel or Ultra Magnus know?
OptimusofPrime: No, but Ms. Arcee and Ratchet do and I think Perceptor and some of the other teacher’s know that at least something is weird with my home life that isn’t normal
SayingSari: Even if they don’t know about the entire ‘coma-amnesia’ thing, they shouldn’t be like that to you.
OptimusofPrime: Yeah. It’s alright. I’m…used to it.
Prowlaround: That’s the thing Optimus, you shouldn’t be
BuzzyBee: Yeah bossbot. This isn’t something a teen should be used to. We’re supposed to be having fun, going to parties, things like that. Not trying to keep two different dimensions from colliding and causing the apocalypse!!
OptimusofPrime: That’s not what I’m doing B. However powerful I am, I’m not the one who makes sure the dimensions are divided. But thank you for the reassurance.
BuzzyBee: course bossbot
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Untitled Group Chat
(Arachnidphobia added OptimusofPrime)
6 September, 3:12
Arachnidphobia: Don’t think this is over Optimus
Arachnidphobia: We still have some things to settle.
OptimusofPrime: of course Elita
Arachnidphobia: And stop with the Elita shit. If you’re going to call me anything, call me Blackarachnia
OptimusofPrime: okay
Arachnidphobia: Good
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Untitled Group Chat
Ratchet - Ratchet
Optimus Prime - OptimusofPrime
6 September, 3:49
Ratchet: Hey kid, I saw what happened.
Ratchet: Are you doing okay?
OptimusofPrime: Honestly Ratchet I don’t know
OptimusofPrime: I almost killed an entire mall of people because I wasn’t able to sense a simple artifact
OptimusofPrime: and then, while I was looking for said artifact, I somehow harmed five different people, and somehow trapped all six of us into a crater that no one could get out of.
OptimusofPrime: Megatron came over to help me. And remember what Sentinel wanted me to do to him?
Ratchet: Yes
OptimusofPrime: How am I supposed to stalk him when he saved my life and fixed my screw up?
OptimusofPrime: What’s worse is that I saw Elita again.
Ratchet: Oh. She’s alive?
OptimusofPrime: Apparently! She wants to talk.
Ratchet: Is she the Blackarachnia girl?
OptimusofPrime: yeah
Ratchet: Jeez kid. You really are having a tough time huh?
OptimusofPrime: mhm
Ratchet: You want to come over? I have room and am in need of some explanation to an antique I found a couple days ago.
OptimusofPrime: Y’know
OptimusofPrime: That actually seems nice. I’ll make sure mom has everything she needs if she wakes up while I’m gone and then I’ll head over there.
Ratchet: See you then kid.
OptimusofPrime: See ya. And thank you Ratchet.
Ratchet: Of course.