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Part 1 of fanfics I'm never writing, probably (Too many tags 💀)
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i'm totally writing these lmao

Summary:

(I'll write a little bit about each idea at some point lol :D)

Tags update as we go, my ideas are either super vague or pretty detailed.
2P means that there are two ideas on the same page.

1. Remus Time Travel (Harry Potter/Marauders)
2. Dramione Anonymous Letters (HP)
3. 2P -- Dazai first saw Chuuya years before they met; Dazai's subtle changes through Chuuya's eyes (Bungou Stray Dogs)
4. Solder, Poet, King role binding - Slytherin Hermione and Harry & Draco (HP)
5. 2P -- Secretly friends Harry and Draco (Draco gets cursed so he gets Hermione's help); Accidental Dimension Travel with a broken pocketwatch (HP)
6. Demigod Draco [Idea being used by Cielitolindo] (HP/Trials of Apollo)
8. Twiyor as the Smith couple (Spy x Family/Mr & Mrs Smith)
10. Verlaine Adopts experimented children (BSD/any)
11. I have no idea how to shorten it (My Hero Academia)
13. PJO world as a dream (Percy Jackson)
15. Orochimaru collects team 7 (Naruto)
16. Actor AU with memories

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Idea 1: Remus, help me fix him

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Welp, Idea one (don't be mistaken, it's a snape-centered idea-)

Lupin goes back in time (idfk how, you figure that out), tries to make sure his friends stop being idiots, probably fails for a while, befriends Severus and so on.

 

This is set in the Marauders era for the most part so it's completely out of my expertise.

 

Notes:

Prepare yourself for the next one (the details-)

Chapter 2: Idea 2: Dramione but there are so many parts-

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-I might as well write it myself (but ofc, I can't-). This 'prompt' has elements better displayed in bullet points.

Relations

  • Dramione (Hermione/Draco) but hear me out-
  • Hermione and Harry with a sibling bond (that gets stronger later on)
  • Theo and that trio because he's my fav character now :)
  • Narcissa and Hermione (later, obvi)
  • Lucius/Narcissa because recently it became my fav ship
  • Lucius and the children because I need him to be a good father

Characters (main, add as you please)

  • Hermione
  • Draco
  • Harry (but a little later alr)
  • Lucius
  • Narcissa
  • Theodore
  • Sirius

Timeline (not mandatory or whatever)

  • First year (what, I want them to bond before things go to shit)
  • Second year (I require some minor Harry & Draco bonding, no context)
  • Third year (ahem, Sirius was required- also finally, Harry knows something)
  • Fourth year onwards (yeah, I don't know at this point, figure it out)

PLOT (fucking FINALLY, still bullet points tho)

  • In first year, Hermione is super lonely (why would you assume I would make the summary for you) so she looks through the library for something interesting (after finishing her work ofc because this is Hermione Granger we're talking about) until she finds a book about an anonymous communication spell (dw, I have basic stuff to make it make slight sense). It just so happens that the anonymous person is Draco.
  • Draco and Hermione learn things about each other that have little to do with their houses, blood, and standings (well, they learn those parts about each other later, but everything will be fine). Naturally, they fall in lOvE.

 

  • Idfk what you do about the Malfoy parents
  • Harry needs family, oh and he does get mad (sometime after the deadline and Dramione know who the other person is) when he finds out about, well, Dramione but he gets around. He gets adopted ofc
  • The Grangers have to know basically everything, but not everything ofc
  • Theo is a chaotic and entertaining little shit
  • (despite the amount of points, the plot is simple enough, the rest can be built upon)

 

  • Requirements for the spell
    • Neither of the correspondents can mention their names before the set 'deadline'
    • The spell could be considered a ritual of sorts mixed with transfiguration: it's not complicated though. They need to sign their names and the area where the spell is cast on a completely blank and unblemished piece of paper then cast the spell on it (which is thoroughly explained in the book Hermione found)
    • Once they get their correspondent (the piece of paper transfigures into a notebook, the length depends on their deadline) the correspondents can decide on a deadline (I'm tired of typing this word) (the notebook is extremely thin at that time) and once they do, they both write it at the back of their respective notebooks; whatever happens after that is none of the spell's business
    • Not a requirement: The spell is old and abandoned but simple enough for first years to perform, especially in a magic-filled place that is Hogwarts; the correspondence spell (or whatever you call it) was cast on the entirety of the school but as I previously mentioned, Hogwarts is filled with magic so a portion of the magic required for the spell was taken from the school itself.
    • Not a requirement: I have no idea what the second correspondent has to do-

 

The inspiration was drawn from An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter on Ao3 (among other sites) for:


The Malfoy parent's involvement (though different)
The story starting in first year
Harry being heavily included as a sibling
The Grangers' involvement
Lucius being a good father


:)

Chapter 3: Ideas 3 & 4: We can never get enough Soukoku

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They aren't as extensive as the previous idea; they're more like prompts or something (so short if 7 people made stories about that they probably would be different af)

Oh and the summaries were the only ways for me to write the ideas out, change 'em as you please.

 

1:

The first time Osamu Dazai had met Chuuya Nakahara, he was fifteen.

The first time Shuuji Tsushima/Osamu Dazai (whichever you--the author--prefer) set his eyes on that fiery red (going off of his anime appearance) hair and made it his life goal--if he was too unlucky to die--to find that boy again, he'd been 8.

 

 

2:

"I'm going to kill you, bastard!"
"No thanks, I'll stick to a clean and painless suicide!

---

"I'm going to kill you."
"Why, dear Chuuya! I'd rather not have you kill me~"

Maybe others thought Dazai's stance on death hadn't changed, Chuuya thought otherwise. Seven years was a lot--four years less--but he- both of them had changed anyway.

Chapter 4: Idea 5: Soldier, Poet, King: Draco, Hermione, Harry

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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I had no clear idea BUT...

 

I just got a feeling

 

Relations

  • Dramione (it's my fav ship soooo)(not the focus tho)
  • Harry & Draco are rivals/brother figures/best friends whom nobody else can insult other than each other and their resident bookworm
  • Harry & Hermione walk around like they own the place in everyone else's eyes and Hermione is really just teaching him basic life skills
  • Draco & Hermione live in the library; ever the prince in snarky armour, Draco cares enough to 'put her under his protection'

Characters

  • Draco
  • Hermione
  • Harry
  • Someone who can spice things up while being a mood (aka Blaise or Theo- potentially Pansy idk)

PLOT

  • Harry actually considers Draco's friendship offer, meets Hermione instead of Ron, and gets sorted into Slytherin
  • Draco listens more to his mother's words, decides Hermione is in fact quite alright, and is pleased to know his new friends are part of his house
  • Hermione somehow knows more about the wizarding world than Harry, chooses him to be her first friend along with a somewhat spoiled blond, and contrary to what she expects, gets sorted into Slytherin
  • The trio starts out as chaotic until they actually end up in danger (dw, they're still chaotic but also getting dangerous)
  • Over time, their roles within the rules are revealed; Draco is a soldier, Hermione is a poet, and Harry is a king
  • They find a spell that binds (usually two) people's magic together; they decide they want to do it, for the sake of an experiment (only Hermione actually reads the whole book but only afterwards, oh boy-, they regret nothing lol)

Notes:

Yes, they're my fav trio; you'll be seeing them everywhere >:D

Chapter 5: Idea 6 & 7: Double wammy (Harry, wth- | Oh lol, voldymort isn't back but the world is ending)

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ALRIGHT-

 

Idea 1:

Harry and Draco had secretly been friends for a while now, but they just so happen to be stupid. Draco accidentally gets cursed and Harry goes find the only one he knows who could possibly know anything about it other than Dumbledore and the proffesros; Hermione.

Hermione doesn't know everything, nor does she like Draco Malfoy. But she's curious, so that should do for now.

 

Idea 2:

In fifth year, Harry and Hermione find a broken--and expensive--pocket watch with a faint torch design at the back of it. Right at that moment, they get jumpscared by Draco and accidentally drop the pocket watch which makes the hand start turning at an incredible speed.

They have no idea how or why they ended up here.

Out of nowhere, the Chosen One, the Gryffindor Princess, and the Malfoy Heir end up in a post-apocalyptic world infested by vampires.

But the vampires are nice?? And the other half of the human population has been infected by a deadly virus--not for them, but the half of humanity turned into vampires??? Oh and, they're part of a prophecy about three humans who are neither.

That was a quick change.

Chapter 6: Idea 8: Crossover starring our (my) fav trio + Post-ToA Apollo

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Hmmmm, let's see...

 

  • Draco can't tell if it's his dream come true or a nightmare instead; his biological (which is weird since he doesn't have any DNA) dad is waiting for him at Platform 9 3/4 instead of his mother and stepfather. He'd settle for a dream but considering his dad is smiling super wide and wearing muggle clothes despite the image Draco has to keep, the child decides nightmare is more fitting.
  • The last thing Harry expected after the chaos of third year was to see Draco Malfoy leaving with a sunny blond muggle adult or to be kidnapped by said muggle adult in front of his aunt and uncle--not that he was complaining--, claiming to want to go to Italy of all places; something about bribing with Italian suits or something.
  • Hermione genuinely thought that all of the mysteries surrounding her would be solved when she was introduced to magic; apparently not. Because one day, out of nowhere might she add, an owl symbol appeared on the top of her head when she was in her parents' car and a blond adult came knocking at the car window, Harry and Malfoy trailing behind him with sour faces, talking about bringing her to America for the summer--after stopping in Italy of course. A few days later, a scythe symbol appears on top of Harry's head.

 

  • OR: One year post-ToA Apollo goes to pick up his child, meets two other half-bloods his son knows and causes chaos on his way to get Italian suits for Hermes. Zeus is not pleased. Poseidon is amused enough to keep the sea accessible. Meg is somehow there. Blaise likes going to Italy over the summer. Draco stops caring about his pureblood facade (he's only met his father twice before). Harry is just glad to be away. Hermione only agrees because her parents do (she is having fun though).
  • Featuring: Athena child Hermione Granger, Apollo child Draco Malfoy, and son of Thanatos Harry (but it was godly a d o p t i o n )

Notes:

I genuinely got all of those ideas as I wrote-

edit: Cielitolindo is using the idea :D

Chapter 7: Idea 9: Get him out of my fucking sight.

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Immediately.

 

I need a Zeus torture fic, asap (but I'll wait.)

If you can mix in Apollo angst I'll be fine but that bitch deserves torture.

 

Chapter 8: Idea 10: I can't be the only oneeee

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Spy x Family and Mr & Mrs Smith crossover with Yor x Loid in the Smith couple's position (plus Anya ofc)

 

That's it

Chapter 9: I CAN'T- WHY ARE THERE NONE???

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A Jack Blank and Percy Jackson crossover

 

 

that's it

you'll be unique

Chapter 10: 😃

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Verlaine adopts experimented kids (Eri, Vanitas, Chuuya etc)

 

Literally add as many as you want

Notes:

Based on this video --> https://youtu.be/sACSHncY3to

Chapter 11: I give denki trauma (but what's new?)

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Ok so

you know how Denki short circuits?

well, when he does, he's in extreme pain but he's also reliving so past traumatic event

the catch is that when he stops being "dumb" he forgets again

which brings us to the plot

one day, he remembers

 

this is short but I honestly like this idea

Chapter 12: We have the Unholy Trio, The Holy Trinity, but what about this one? The Three Sassy Chosen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Imagine Ash, Percy and Harry as best friends

And then, one day, Harry and Percy land in the Pokemon world

Shit's about to go down

Notes:

Guys, I made CGPT write a story with this idea-

Chapter 13: Idk, I think I read a fanfic like this but I can't remember

Summary:

It's not long buuuuuut
Yeah, it's story material

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The PJO world was a collective dream.

One day, the "demigods" wake up from their coma to find a world without the gods. It takes them a while to recover from what they are sure to have lived but eventually, they start living their own lives.

Naturally, a few years later when they're barely able to go on with their normal lives, some get their powers and original skills back. On the day of the winter solstice, an unknown phenomenon happens worldwide, especially... in the former seat of the gods, in this case, Manhattan. Suddenly, every inch of life is even more defined and what was thought of as a dream became reality. The demigods are still exactly who they were in their "dreams", actually, it was never a dream.

As prophecy foretold, the world fell into chaos.

(All of the ones who had fallen in the "dream" had died in "reality" as well.)

Notes:

Yeah, I went to wash dishes and this idea came to me.
Dam, I really need more PJO content

Chapter 14: BAMF Team Rocket (lmao)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Team Rocket are waaaaay more competent

The thing is, what is left of their "moral compass" makes them seem weaker when facing Ash and his group (so they don't hurt him too badly)

But then

When there's a group getting on their bad side

They beat the shit out of them (it's even better if they don't do it with pokemon-)

Notes:

Just a little headcanon for your fics <3

Chapter 15: Orochidad lmao (that's a horrible idea 💀 but I wanna read it-)

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...Orochimaru collects traumatized children like pokemon cards and takes them in because he sees wasted potential (but he's still a war criminal so... that goes well)

It's even better if he's WAY better than the people the kids were surrounded by.

 

Bonus if it's team 7- (+ Kakashi pls, he needs therapy and Orochimaru is the worst option)

Chapter 16: Actor AU (it works with any fandom rly-)

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In this world, they were actors. The catch? They had lived through what was now a mere tv series--everytime they played their part, they were hit by nostalgia. But there was also the matter of the wounds they had gotten, both physical and mental.

They would get through it somehow. They were Soukoku after all.

 

[Bonus] Now what to do about the abilities they still happen to have?

 

 

(works with any fandom-)

Chapter 17: adrien, suffer

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I'm not even completely sure about what my idea really is 💀

It's just Adrien having ties with a criminal organization (mhm, I love sketchy groups)

 

 

 

...and there's also him (his past) as Ash Lynx- (or like, a fandom fusion)

 

 

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Chapter 1: Ghosts of New York

Paris always felt like a dream—sometimes so perfect it hurt. Adrien Agreste had built a life here, in this world of bright smiles, high fashion, and the flashing of cameras. Everything was manageable, even if it was never quite easy. He had friends now, and routines, and a way to blend in as the flawless model son of a wealthy family. But at night, sometimes that carefully constructed mask slipped just a little. And sometimes, memories of another life, one that seemed worlds away, slipped in, too.

A life that wasn’t Adrien Agreste’s at all.

Adrien’s hand tightened around his phone, scrolling mindlessly through class messages. Nino’s text about tomorrow’s science quiz glowed on his screen, but he didn’t register it. His mind wandered to memories he’d spent years burying: alleys soaked in rain, the hum of sirens, the shadows of a life he’d never imagined he’d escape from. He closed his eyes, and he could almost smell the greasy sidewalks of New York, hear the rough laughter echoing down dark streets. The weight of a gun in his hand.

“Ash,” he’d been called back then.

But Adrien Agreste wasn’t Ash Lynx. Not anymore.

Morning dawned, Parisian sunlight filtering through his windows, filling his room with a soft golden glow. Adrien shrugged off the strange mood from last night, pulling on his clothes with a practiced ease. Today was just another day, he reminded himself. Just school, modeling shoots, maybe lunch with Nino if they could sneak off. He smiled at his reflection, the well-practiced, effortless grin that all of Paris recognized.

But as he walked down the grand steps of the Agreste mansion, a small part of him reminded himself of the rules he had learned as Ash. Stay vigilant. Check your surroundings. Trust no one.

When Adrien arrived at school, the halls were buzzing with excitement, whispers circulating through the crowd of students huddling near the main bulletin board.

"Did you see him? The new art teacher?"

"He’s gorgeous! Like something straight out of a movie…”

Adrien, his curiosity piqued, wove his way through the crowd, leaning over someone’s shoulder to catch a glimpse at the announcement.

And that’s when his heart froze.

Eiji Okumura, Art Teacher.

The letters were too clear to be a mistake, too familiar to be anyone else. Adrien felt his pulse race. Eiji, his Eiji… here?

“Hey, Adrien!” Nino’s voice cut through the daze, patting him on the back. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost, dude. You okay?”

Adrien forced a laugh, swallowing the memories rushing back. “Yeah, yeah, just... surprised.”

They walked to class together, but Adrien’s mind was far away. Memories from New York flooded him with every step. Eiji was the only piece of that life he hadn’t managed to sever completely. Eiji had been his light, his conscience—the only one who had seen through the cracks to the person beneath the Ash Lynx persona. For years, Adrien had clung to the idea that Eiji was somewhere safe, far from the life they’d left behind. That Eiji would stay away from the darkness they’d escaped.

But seeing him here, on the other side of the world, in Paris of all places, rattled Adrien to his core.

The bell rang, and Adrien barely noticed. The morning’s classes passed in a blur, and he could feel his classmates giving him curious glances, Nino in particular. Adrien wasn’t sure how to explain it—not to them, not to anyone. What would they think if they knew he wasn’t the perfect Adrien Agreste they saw every day?

By lunch, his nerves were shot. He waited, barely eating, his eyes glued to the art room’s door. Every passing student, every stray glance, felt like another reminder of his past slipping back into the present. Finally, after what felt like hours, the door opened.

He knew him instantly, despite the years that had passed. Eiji’s eyes were the same, soft and bright, a hint of mischief hidden behind them, as if the world hadn’t touched him.

Eiji hadn’t noticed him yet. Adrien’s throat felt tight. He hadn’t prepared himself for this, for seeing Eiji in the sunlight, wearing a new life that Adrien had never expected to be part of.

Gathering his courage, Adrien stepped forward, his voice barely a whisper. “Eiji…”

The name must have startled him because Eiji’s head snapped up. His eyes widened, recognition flooding them immediately.

“A-Ash…?”

It was the only name that fit. Here, in the quiet hallway where the world stood still, Eiji saw him, not as Adrien Agreste, not as the Parisian model, but as the boy who had survived everything New York threw at him. Eiji saw Ash Lynx.

There were a thousand things Adrien wanted to say. All the years, all the nights wondering if Eiji was safe. He wanted to ask why, how, and most importantly, why here?

But Eiji smiled, soft and warm, the same way he had all those years ago.

“Adrien, right?” he asked quietly, glancing around as if knowing how fragile this moment was.

Adrien nodded, relief and confusion washing over him all at once. “That’s... that’s right.”

The world felt strange around them, like two threads connecting across time and space, each carrying the weight of an untold story.

Eiji’s voice was gentle. “It’s good to see you, Ash—Adrien. It’s good to see you safe.”

For once, Adrien couldn’t hide behind his masks or his smiles. The only answer he could manage was a nod, a wordless promise that somehow, in this new world, they would figure it out.

Chapter 18: Dramione + MaM

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A Draco-centric fanfic in the MaM AU but it's Dramione and skk in the background (or really, it's essentially MaM future but outsider (Draco) pov)

Notes:

My tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/m0malle?source=share