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1. Iron Deficiency With a Side of Jazz Hands by NobodysHekatonchires

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   09 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ironhide/Jazz/Optimus Prime
   • Optimus Prime & Ratchet
   • Optimus Prime & Team Prime (Transformers: Prime)
   • Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Ironhide (Transformers)
   • Jazz (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Breakdown (Transformers)
   • Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Dreadwing (Transformers)
   • Roller (Transformers)
   • Team Prime (Transformers: Prime)
   • Decepticons (Transformers)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change
   • Canon Rewrite
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • Slow To Update
   • Not Beta Read
   • Established Relationship
   • Transformers Spark Bonds
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • No Smut
   • Humor
   • Found Family
   • Parent Optimus Prime
   • Self-Indulgent
   • POV Third Person
   • POV Multiple
   • Team as Family
   • Blood and Injury
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Canon Dialogue
   • Action
   • Minor Original Character(s)
   • Fighting
   • Transformer Sparklings
   • Mech Preg (Transformers)
   • Non graphic mech preg
   • Fluff and Angst
   • not everything is tagged due to limit

   Summary

   Ironhide did not envision arriving to Earth in such an awful shuttle which has one pede in the scrapyard, and whose fault is it? Jazz's. And Prime's. And Megatron's. And whoever let him play astro-poker!
   They'd get to Earth finally, but who knew how many pieces they would be in...

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   Or: Ironhide and Jazz have found their way to Earth after hearing about Optimus Prime's broadcast from another Autobot. It is not the smoothest landing, nor is their time on Earth a vacation either as they face Megatron and his 'cons, M.E.C.H., and more.

   A rewrite of Transformers Prime from the Season 2 onwards.

   Series

   • Part 1 of How To Get Over Losing 100,000 Credits
   • Part 5 of JazzOP Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   88,248

   Chapters:

   15/?

   Comments:

   128

   Kudos:

   272

   Bookmarks:

   73

   Hits:

   8,634