Archive of Our Own ^beta

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(Aiden has made a group chat)

Aiden: hi gays! I’m Aiden

Sunny: can I leave

Aiden: nope!

Andrew: How did you get our numbers-

Aiden: I have my ways. So, I added random people from our school in here. Have fun!

Andrew: WHY IS THE “LEAVE GROUP CHAT” OPTION DISABLED?!

(Aiden has went offline)

Taylor: well, that’s Aiden for you..

Andrew: Wait, you know him?

Taylor: Yep! He’s my friend :D

Sunny: isn’t he the one that got expelled for hijacking the school speakers and playing inappropriate songs?

Ashley: I’m pretty sure that was Tsukasa and Kennith. Aiden just told them which songs to play

Say: ofc it was Tsukasa and Kennith 💀

Ashley: Tsukasa called me a “emo lesbian” once. He isn’t wrong tho

Andrew: YOUR A LESBIAN?!

Ashley: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU-

Andrew: NO??

Aiden: I feel like Andrew is jealous cuz he gets no bitches and Ashley definitely has 696244 simps

Kennith: bro came online just to slander Andrew

Ashley: He isn’t bitchless, LMAO- he has a girl friend named Julia

Say: oh ok

Andrew: I thought you didn’t like her..

Ashley: OH, THAT- Andy, that was months ago. I think she’s rlly kind!

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Aiden: huh? Pls explain

Taylor: they don’t have to if they don’t want to ^^

Aiden: OH SHIT- sorry nvm

Ashley: nahh it’s fine, I’ll explain.
So me and Andy, as kids, our mom was rlly neglectful towards us both, and Andrew was forced to take care of me

Kennith: oh damn that sucks, I’m sorry

Ashley: aww, thanks! But anyway, cuz of that, I started to form a rlly unhealthy attachment to him, and that led me to not wanting him to date or even be friends with anyone cuz I was so scared he would abandon me. BUT we had a very long conversation about it, and that helped

Aiden: that’s good! I wanna bitch slap your mom, tho

Andrew: LMFAO- feel free to !

Taylor: Hey, thank you for telling us, Ashley! I’m here for both of u, k?

Ashley: AAAAA TYSM YOUR SO KIND

(A day later)

Aiden: ima add more people in
(Aiden has added 9 people in)

Nikolai: hello everyoneeee~!

Dave: Jesus Christ

Nikolai: my boyfriend met Jesus once~

Dave: sure buddy

Andrew: Aiden, why did you add more people in-

Aiden: why not?

Arc: HI PEOPLE, IM ARC!!

Q: goofy ahh name

Arc: stfu your name is literally Q

Q: it’s a nickname, dumbass

Taylor: okay, I’m just gonna-
(Taylor has muted Q and Arc)

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(Hours later)

Tsukasa: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN, ARE U HIGH 😭😭

Nikolai: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Dave: oh hell nah Tsukasa started a cult 💀

Tsukasa: JOIN US DAVE

Nikolai: DAAAAAVE

Dave: IM NOT JOINING SOME STUPID “BOOM CHIKA BOOM” CULT

Fukase: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Kaito: why is everyone saying “boom chika boom”

Tsukasa: ITS A CULT
Tsukasa: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Yellow: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Aiden: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Q: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Aiden: HOW DID YOU GET UNMUTED @Q

Q: I did it myself

Ashley: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

Andrew: Ashley no…

Nikolai: I SAID BOOM CHIKA BOOM ‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️‼️‼️

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Nikolai: can I add my boyfriend in hereeee~

Dave: I’m scared to meet him. Is he normal

Nikolai: nope!
(Nikolai has added Fyodor in)

Nikolai: HI BBY <3

Fyodor: Hello, Nikolai <3

Andrew: I need a boyfriend so bad

Aiden: real
Aiden: wait WHAT

Andrew: THAT WASNT ME
Andrew: ASHLEY SENT THAT
Andrew: I love yaoi and men I need a boyfriend so bad I neeeeeeed one men are so hot

Say: I-

Taylor: HUH??

Nikolai: WOAH THERE BUDDY

Q: gay fag

Arc: gaf yag

Fukase: GAY ALERT ‼️‼️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Andrew: IM NOT GAY

Nikolai: @Andrew @Fyodor meet me in the library in 10 minutes it’s important

(DMS- Nikolai & Fyodor)

Nikolai: ok ok ur gonna try to rizz him up and see if he’s actually gay

Fyodor: why?

Nikolai: for fun

Fyodor: hmmm, I’m not sure if I want to.

Nikolai: I’LL DO ANYTHING PLS
PLS PLS PLS DO THIS FOR ME

Fyodor: fine

Nikolai: YES

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(DMs- Nikolai & Fyodor)

Nikolai: HE WAS BLUSHING ANDREW IS GAY 100%

Fyodor: I thought he is dating Julia?

Nikolai: THERES SUCH YHING AS BEING BISEXUAL

Fyodor: you’re right, babe.

Nikolai: OFC I AM 😍😍😍😍😍

(An hour later in the main gc)

Nikolai: @Ashley your brother is soooooo nice

Ashley: I guess 😭 he’s annoying as hell, tho

Andrew: like you aren’t

Ashley: correct! I am not annoying

Fukase: Ashley you should scroll up and read the messages from earlier

Andrew: NO ASHLEY SSYO
*STOP
Andrew: ASHLEY STOP ASHLEY STOP STOP SYPP NO STPP SYOP STOP STOP STOP

Arc: that’s sus, Andrew

Ashley: HELP WHAT 😭😭

Andrew: STOP STOP STOP ASHLEY NO NO NONONONONO FUCK FUCK STOP

Tsukasa: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Andrew: STOP

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Ashley: Andrew, your bi?? 😭

Andrew: NO IM NOET

Nikolai: Stage one, denial

Andrew: STFU

Fukase:🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Andrew: GSSISS SYPSS STP TPSP STOP

(Time skip to an hour later)

Ashley: UHMM WHY IS LISETTE CHASING GOLDIA WITH SCISSORS

Fukase: Normal Lisette activities

Ashley: OH!

Andrew: should we be worried? Concerned? Freaked out? Scared?

Nikolai: @Lisette @Lisette @Lisstte @Lisette

Fyodor: What are you doing, Niko?

Nikolai: GETTING OUR CHILD ONLINENENENDEN
Nikolai: LISETTE, you CANT stab people !!

Ashley: says the psychopath ❤️

Andrew: Ashley, we ATE our neighbors… We also are psychopaths

Ashley: ohh right

Tsukasa: HOW DID THEY TASTE

Yellow: HUH

Fukase: TSUKASA WHAT

Aiden: HELEPEPEP

Andrew: Terrible. I was about to fucking throw up

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*Ashley has added Phos in*

Rutile: oh fuck nahh

Ashley: WDYM “oh fuck nahh” PHOS IS JUST A SILLY FELLA

Phos: HAIII!!!1!1!1!

Kennith: WASSUP 🤑

Q: skibidi

Kennith: wasn’t asking you

Q: kys fag

Ashley: WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD SLURS

Q: “who taught the child slurs!!” Stfu you annoying ass bro-con

Yellow: HELP SOMEBODYS MAD

Teruko: What in gods name is happening 😭

Sunny: Idk..

Andrew: All Ashley did was add Phos in here and all hell broke loose

Taylor: Reall

Fyodor: Guys, class is starting.

Phos: IM LATE AGAIN, FRICK

Ashley: HURRY UPPP

Goldia: Why did I just see Phos running at full speed past the class room I’m in

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(Next day)

Ashley: TSUKASA WAS TAPPING ON ME AND ANDREWS DORM WINDOW AT 3 AM.

Tsukasa: I WAS BORED

Teruko: This is why me and Tsukasa are bffs

Arc: bro if someone was tapping on my window at 3 AM I’d start sobbing

Andrew: when I saw him at class today I almost punched him.

Ashley: YOU SHOULD OF

Tsukasa: what’s wrong with a little fapping?
Tsukasa: *tapping

Ashley: 1. It woke us up
2. It was 3 am
3. NO NORMAL PERSON DOES THAT
4. I was fucking terrified

(An hour later)

Q: WTF WAS THAT HIGH PITCH SCREAM

Goldia: I think it came from Ashley and Andrew’s dorm..

Phos: @Ashley @Andrew r yall okay?!

Ashley: THERES A HUGE FUCKING TARANTULA IN OUR DORM

Tsukasa: Oh, you met Jack! I wonder where the little guy wondered off to

Andrew: Tsukasa, please PLEASE put “Jack” in a goddamn cage or something.

Tsukasa: but that’s limiting his freedom :[

Ashley: WOMP WOMP
Ashely: COME GET YOUR TARANTULA I AM BEGGING U

Tsukasa: oki I’m coming

Nikolai: you rlly hate spiders, Ashley?

Ashley: YES

Nikolai: Good to know!

Ashley: DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OH MY GOD

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Tsukasa: wfhats the date

Bok-su: Dont you have a calendar..?

Tsukasa: WHATS THE FUCKING DATE

Ashley: SEPTEMBER 11TH, CHILL. would you like to know the year, too?

Tsukasa: twentytwetntyfour

Taylor: why did u wanna know

Tsukasa: boom

Aiden: what-
Aiden: OH.

Kennith: tf is bro going on about

Nikolai: I think the little guy is gonna do something a lil crazy!!

Andrew: Tsukasa get online

Teruko: shit, not again

Ashley: "AGAIN?!"

Rutile: whats going on, should I be scared

Tsukasa: BOOOOOM!!!!!

Charles: Tsukasa?

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*Andrew has added 2 people in*

Ocean: Hello everyone!! My name is Ocean 😊😊❤️✨

Ashley: oh dear god- haiii…!

Ocean: Oh..! Hi, Ashley…!

Kennith: why did u put it like that 😭

Ashley: she hates me

Ocean: Ashley sweetie, I do NOT hate you. It’s just.. your dating a girl…

Nikolai: “YOUR BOTH GIRLS!! GIRLS CANT LOVE GIRLS, GIRLS CANT LOVE GIRLS..!!” Ahh

Q: who added the fucking pick me ginger in here

Ocean: your a child, you should NOT be swearing!

Noel: hi gays

Ashely: HI NOEL!!!

Noel: HEYYYY

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Cyn: hello everyone :3

Ashley: CYN HAIAIAUSOSHOSHSOWWJOWSUGS

Cyn: :D

Ashley: :)

Kennith: uwu

Ashley: owo

Andrew: cringe.

Kennith: “cringe” dawg stfu you would put on a maid dress if it made Ashley happy

Phos: WHAT.

Tsukasa: HUH???

Lisette: oh..

Ashley: EXCUSE ME?!

Nikolai: that might not make Ashley happy, but it sure would make me happy ZOO WEE MAMA 😍😍

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*Ashley has added Nana in the group chat*

Cyn: who is that? :o

Aiden: one of our teachers.. Ashley tf r u doing-

Nana: ASHLEY GRAVES. WHY DID YOU ADD ME IN HERE?

Ashley: because you’re really cool!! :D

Nana: I don’t want to be in here…

Tsukasa: you can’t leave, sorry broachocho

Nana: What?

Lisette: the perms to leave are disabled

Nana: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

Fyodor: Ashley why…

Ashley: IDK. I WAS BORED

Nana: No, she wants to TORMENT ME. Now please don’t talk in this chat anymore when I’m online.

Kennith: bro thinks we are gonna listen 😭

Tsukasa: @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana @Nana

Nana: …

Cyn: hehe :3

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(Private messages between Cyn and Ashley)

Cyn: hey
Cyn: r u here??

Ashley: it’s 10 pm, u should be asleep LOL

Cyn: I can’t, N went over to Uzi’s dorm to stay with her cuz she wanted to have a sleep over with him
Cyn: I’m all alone and I’m kinda scared.. Tsukasa likes to prank me AND scare me, I’m worried he will do something.. :(

Ashley: hold on, I’m coming over to your dorm.

Cyn: rlly??

Ashley: hell yeah, we can have a super fun sleep over!

Cyn: :o
Cyn: Yippie!
Cyn: but r u rlly gonna leave Andrew by himself ?

Ashley: no hesitation, yes.

Cyn: LOL

Ashley: I’m bringing snacks btw. u like kitkats, right?

Cyn: yess

Ashley: okay I’ll be at your dorm in a minute ^^

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Ashley: everyone WAKE UP

N: Hello!!!

Aiden: no I dont wanna wake up

Ashley: but your up…

Kennith: Nana 😡🤡 is typing…

Uzi: HELP LMFAO

J: Me and Cyn are going to the mall today.

Ashley: :o
Ashley: CAN I COME?!?!?!!,,!!!,:9)37:

Andrew: Absolutely not.

Ashley: WHY NOT, YOU DOWN OWN MEEEE

Andrew: you’ll spend 300 dollars.

Ashley: J pls can I come

J: Sure.

Ashley: HAHAHAHAHA WOMP WOMP ANDYYYYY

Andrew: why do I even try…

Kennith: Real. Ashley is a girlboss, she doesn’t listen to anyone!!

Nikolai: especially her emo brother

(Later.)

J: ASHLEY WHERE ARE YOU.

Ashely: IM LOST BRO

Cyn: how…?

J: Exactly. Cyn is way younger than you and SHE doesn’t get lost in malls, Ashley…
J: What store are you by?

Ashley: hot topic.

J: Ashley.

Ashley: what?

J: Look at the store across the way.

Cyn: we are in that store

J: How in gods name do you not see us?

Andrew: she’s blind as hell

Ashley: SHUT UP @Andrew

Andrew: As you would say…
Andrew: WOMP WOMPP

J: Anyway, I bought Cyn a miku plushie

Ashley: WHAT STORE WAS IN THE MIKU PLUSHIE IN?!?!?!
Ashley: CUZ WE ARE GOIBG TO THAT STORE HOLD ON IM RUNNIBG OVER TO YOU GUYS

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Nana: STOP SPAMMING.

J: just turn off your notifications, duh

Nana: idk how

Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uzi: L + RATIO

Nana: someone kick me from the group chat.

Aiden: let me think if I will
Aiden: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Aiden: nope!

Nana: my notification sound is a baby crying and I don’t want to hear a fucking baby crying every second.

Ashley: why in gods name if your notification sound a baby crying…

Cyn: Yeah. Just… why..?

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Ashley: @Kaylee

Kaylee: HAIIIII :D

Ashley: HAIAIAISHSOSJSJHSJSSJHSHD
Ashley: GUYS, KAYLEE IS HERE!!

Andrew: Oh, the one in the mechanics club?

Kaylee: Yep! that’s me :)

Nikolai: HI KAYLEE

Kaylee: Can I add someone else in here pls?

Aiden: YEAH OFC

(Kaylee has added one person in)

River: hi…

Cyn: omg
Cyn: hi River!!

River: hi Cyn :D

Ashley: ofc Cyn and River are friends omg

Kaylee: guys, I gtg, sorry, byeeeeee!!

Kennith: byeeeeeeeeeee

(Later)

(1 person has added 1 person in)

Ashley: Huh??

Alice: HEY YALL!

Uzi: get out
Uzi: get out
Uzi: get out get out get out get out
get out get out get out get out get out

Alice: Nah, I think I’ll stay!

Tsukasa: HI ALICE

Alice: I didn’t know you were in here, Tsukasa!

Tsukasa: WELL I AM HEHEHEHEH 😈

Andrew: Hold on.
Andrew: @Alice how did you get in here?

Alice: That’s a secret!

Uzi: ofc it is you fucking weirdo

River: Don’t fight, please…

Nikolai: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Aiden: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Kennith: I BET 30 DOLLARS THAT UZI WINS

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*Cyn has added 2 people in*

Kali: hi, what is this?

Cyn: a group chat !!

River: hii

Nana: EVERYONE SHUT THE F U C K UP

Nikolai: mute your notifications 😭😭🙏🙏

Door Guy: HI :3

Uzi: CYN, WHY…

Cyn: why not :p

Uzi: Door guy is getting banned in 10 seconds
Uzi: 10

Door Guy: NO

Uzi: 9

Door Guy: STOP THE COUNT
Door Guy: STOP THE COUNT

Uzi: 8

Kali: bye door guy

Door Guy: KALI NO
Door Guy: STOP THE COUNT

Nikolai: 7

Uzi: 6
Uzi: 5

Door Guy: NO

Uzi: 4
Uzi: any last words, door guy?
Uzi: 3
Uzi: 2…

Door Guy: yes..
Door Guy: COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY

Uzi: 1!!

*Uzi has banned door guy*

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Karkat: WHAT IS THAT MOTHERFUCKERS NAME
Karkat: THE GUNK??

Phos: THE WHO??

Karkat: STOP WHAT TGE FUCK IS IT NAMED

Fukase: gringi?

Kali: who are you talking about?

Karkat: THE GREEN BITCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

Ashley: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GRINCH??

Aiden: that’s a stupid name

Ashley: as if u weren’t saying 40 worse names earlier

Say: this has been going on for 10 minutes…

Phos: guys, leave the grinch alone. He was born with a heart 3 times smaller than other peoples hearts, not his fault

Dave: how the fuck is he not dead

Andrew: the geico who stole Christmas

Nikolai: the twink who stole Christmas

Phos: what’s a twink?

Ashley: karkat

Karkat: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Uzi: guys look at this meme i made

*Uzi has sent an video*

Karkat: WHAT IS THAT

Uzi: ai generated character dancing

Julie: who ever made that I genuinely hope they consider suicide.

Uzi: OVER A MEME?! 💀💀

Fukase: I don’t think bro likes the meme

Kennith: bro does NOT like the meme 😭🙏

Ashley: you do NOT need to tell someone to kill their self
over a fucking meme, dawg…

*Julie has left the group chat.*

Uzi: HELLO???

Karkat: SHE LEFT LMFAOOO

Nikolai: she realized she messed up 😭🙏

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Q: Dazai I will make you suffer. I will tear you limb from limb as I smile watching you slowly die in agony

Dazai: WHAT THE DUCK??

Kali: How old is this kid..?

Phos: he probably got it from u @Kali

River: what!! Kali is super nice, she would never harm anyone :(

Kennith: yeah ask John about that buddy 😭🙏

Door Guy: rip Penny

*Kali has left the group chat.*

Kaylee: NOOOOO U GUYS SCARED HER!!

Ashley: KALI NO
Ashely: FUCK U GUYS FOR BULLYING THE ONE
AND ONLY CHAIN GIRL AKA MY BEST FRIEND

*Cyn has added Kali back in*

Cyn: pls don’t leave again :(

Kali: ok…

Ashely: Kali, if anyone is rude to you I will cannibalize them :3

Phos: that’s scary…

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*Carmelo has created a gc with Phos, Kaylee, Cyn, Ashley, Andrew, Lisette, and Aiden.*

Carmelo: hey I have created this to talk about a serious issue

Aiden: u mean the fact that ur Italian?

Carmelo: stfu
Carmelo: listen, your classmate needs serious help.

Phos: which ones? The cannibals ?

Ashley: We r RIGHT HERE, ya know >:(

Phos: oops, sorry!!

Carmelo: no I mean that klai girl

Kaylee: did I just hallucinate you absolutely massacring Kali’s name like that?

Andrew: like she did to the 8th grade classroom

Carmelo: yeah her
Carmelo: she’s a fucking psycho path!!!

Phos: she’s nice!!!

Carmelo: SHE KILLED PPL BRO

Cyn: she’s nice. :(

Ashley: #STOPKALIHATE2024

Aiden: bitch it’s almost 2025

Ashley: oops
Ashley: #STOPKALIHATE2025

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Aiden: AUGHHHHHHHHV ITS FINALLY FICKONH CHRISYMAS

Ashley: YES YES YES LETS GOOOO

Cyn: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ashely: HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLYYYY

Q: FUCK YEAH I CAN STAY HOME AND PLAY ROBLIX ALL DAY

Kennith: and I can keep hacking fuck yeah!

Ashley: oh okay

Q: nobody cares

Uzi: real

Kennith: AY WHAT DID I DO TO YOU GUYS??

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Alice: hey @Ashley

Kennith: Oh hell no two cannibals online at the same time

Alice: shut up

Kennith: yes ma’am…

Ashley: what is it? :3

Alice: come over to my dorm for a surprise~

Andrew: WHAT

Kali: Oh!

Ashley: bet

Alice: trust me, darlin.. your gonna love this~

Tsukasa: WHAT THE FUCK

(An hour later)

Aiden: @Alice @Ashley please say yall just watched a movie

Ashley: yep!

Aiden: OH THANK GOD

Ashley: no I’m saying “yep” cuz u asked me to

Alice: we fucked :3

Andrew: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

Ashley: I FORGIT UOU WERE IN HERE OHKG VOD