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Sans Undertale was a skeleton, and a cool one at that. Walking through the snowy forest, he took in his surroundings. “urr urr urr” he said, which was something he usually does in his freetime. He was being fucking awesome, before he promptly fell on his ass. 

“ouch,” he cried. It was painful, but then he realised that he doesn’t have a butt, for he was a skeleton after all. “i think i broke my funny bone, how down to the bone this is or something. Backbone. Bonely,” he stated, grinning as usual. The absolutely shitty joke made someone nearby cry and sob. 

Sunny wiped a tear out of his singular eye. Out of all the worst things that has happened to him in his life, which included his sister dying right in front of him among other things, this was by far the worst thing that has happened to him. Though he was still confused about his current environment… maybe he was dreaming of Headspace again? But that shouldn’t be happening anymore-

Ignoring his previous thought, he started stomping his way towards the awesome skeleton, preparing to complain in sign language about his shitty pun.

Sans, however, didn’t know american sign language, only the sans one, which caused a lot of confusion and unneeded hand movement. After a few minutes of Sans basically having a one sided conversation, not fully understanding Sunny, they figured this would lead nowhere. He did learn the mute kid’s name from him frantically shaping out the letters, so that was something.

Suddenly, they heard a sound come out of some nearby bushes. “holy shit , Sunny omor, I think I heard something from the bushes, I need to check it out, it could be my grandmother,” Sans said. Sunny stared at Sans, and gave off a “you have a grandmother?” expression, which Sans sadly shook his head to. His face turned sombre.

The boney man cautiously took a few steps towards the source of the noise. He peeked over the bush. Out from the bushes the Zhenzhen Highness, Nangong Jingnü appeared, some branches stuck on her neat black hair.

“WHAT THE scallop,” she exclaimed due to seeing this walking (yet awesome) skeleton wearing some odd clothes unfamiliar to her. He really looked like he was wearing some strange costume — to her at least. She blinked a few times before asking. 

“Mm…Where is this? …Who are you people? Is this some king of… strange dream?” 

Nangong Jingnü glanced around, scanning the new environment with her eyes. Although she was intrigued over where she was now, she was mostly fixated at the strange being in front of her eyes. Sans looked like Sans while looking at Nangong Jingnü, while Sunny was just standing there. Being silly.

Sunny gazed towards Sans, signing: “She seems like a foreigner, maybe? She’s dressed in some king of… traditional clothing.” Sans looked at Sunny. “You can’t fucking say that, what the fuck,” but then he realised that he still doesn’t know american sign language. 

“Yeah something like that” Sans said, while Nangong Jingnü just stared confused. Sunny frowned, clearly not being understood. Sans the fucking skeleton finally decided to use his brain, looking at him asking “Sunny, what should we do?”. 

“Mm… Was the… uh…. Boy? Doing some king of… magic… with his hands right now?” asked Nangong Jingnü, clearly fascinated by the seemingly strange hand movements Sunny was doing.

“Yeah, something like that,” Sans replied. 

The Zhenzhen princess pondered, looking back and forth at both of the ‘wizards’ in front of her. “Do you two wizards not understand each other?” 

Nangong Jingnü’s beautiful eyes were filled with worry. “Then… what is there to do now?” Sans thought for a second. “Holy shit i forgot to introduce myself whoops,” Sans remembered and took out his skeleton hand. “I am sans undertale, and that is sunny omor,” he said, pointing at the boy next to him. In response, he gave a curt nod and a small wave. 

“So, how are we going to help her?” Sunny attempted to sign. 

“Yeah something like that” Sans replied which caused Sunny to frown once again and pictured Sans dying, but he immediately tossed away that thought. Then Sunny got a brilliant idea, he took out his knife from his pocket and wrote his thoughts in the snow, which Sans thought was fucking metal bro. 

“Us… three? Huh… Oh wait, Sun! Should…” Sans read aloud, as Sunny glared at him, annoyed. “Maybe we could call someone for help?” He took out his skele-phone, and dialled a number. 

“Hey, wsg, Sans” said Sans. THAT FUCKER WAS TALKING TO HIMSELF , Sunny thought. “What’s that? You know a shortcut? Damn bro, I knew I could count on you,” Sans got weird looks from everyone else, which caused him to end the call short, but of course not without adding a “bye i love you” at the end. 

Sunny carved with his knife on the snow once again. “Did you actually call someone, Sans?” Nangong Jingnü stared at him with expectant eyes, seemingly having had the same question. 

“Well… heah… let’s just say… I know a shortcut” Sans replied, both of his hands out of his sans pocket, and gestured to the other two that they should take his hand. 

Both of them reluctantly agreed and in the blink of an eye the three of them were at a new place, full of…. Wait this is just sans’ house what the fuck. Sunny could tell from the amount of bones lying around and the fact that it looked kind of bad. Nangong Jingnü was somewhat intrigued however, what an interesting power this wizard has!

Sunny took out his trusty knife, and, unforgivingly, carved on the carpeted floor “Where the fuck did you bring us Sans.” The one in question whined “What the actual fuck , Sunny, that carpent wasn’t cheap, you know, it actually cost me a fuck ton of money, and the fact that you just fucked it up just like just doesn’t sit right with me. I don’t have an infinite amount of money, dude, I paid alot for that carpet, and had to skip multiple meals because of it. I hope you’ll find a way to pay me back some day, because that was unnecessary.” Sans looked distraught, it was as if the carpet was worth like a million of dollars or something, he cried until he realised that he actually didn’t really care. 

“But yeah this is my house gang, tu casa mi casa or something idgaf” he said. “This must be where you wizards live? I have never seen anything like it.” Nangong Jingnü seemed somewhat intrigued. She studied every detail and looked around. This room was unlike any of the interior styles of the Wei Kingdom, much less had anything she had seen before. She presumed that the rest of the house looked akin to it. 

Sunny began looking around, assuming that Sans just messed up the phrase and didn’t actually mind him looking around the house. He looked around in various drawers until he found something of use. He brought back a notebook and pen with a smug look on his face.

Suddenly someone knocked at Sans' house door, which was strange because it was only 6 am… the goblin gang wouldn’t take his belbonegings yet (gosh how he hated them). “Okay gang, not to be a party pooper, but I think we have company.” Sans explained to the others, both of them looking at him confused. He opened up the door slowly before pausing, letting it wide open and said shockingly; “Holy shit it’s like some king of… lesbian” A sitcom-like cheer suddenly blared from somewhere, much to everyone else’s confusion. 

“Excuse me?” The black-haired stranger glared at the stupid ass skeleton. She shook her head. “Anyways, I saw you three go inside this house. I figured you might be in the same situation as I am, given your looks…” she looked at Sunny and Nangong Jingnü specifically, putting a gloved hand on her own chin while thinking. 

Sans stared deep into her eyes. “I know what you are.” he muttered, but clear enough for the lesbian to hear. The emo lesbian in question rolled her eyes, before slickly walking in to talk to the other two, who seemed to be functioning on more than a single brain cell.

Sunny omor scribbled down “What did you mean by that earlier? Same situation?” he stared up at her with his singular fucking eye. Sans only realised now that Sunny had one singular fucking eye, which he thought was fucking metal bro. 

“Yeah something like that” he said, not really focusing on the matters right in front of him, but rather the matters in his brain; for what exactly is a mango, and why, why , WHY does he think that it kind of… sucks? 

Nangong Jingnü was somewhat wary of the new person standing in front of her, studying her features. She seemed kind of pale, with intense eyes yet somewhat tired. “Who are you?” She raised her eyebrow, asking in a low voice.

“I am Go Bok-su, and I believe all of us here might be stuck in some king of… Undertale?…” Sans gasped. 

“Holy motorised applefritters, she said the thing guys, that’s so fucking metal, i love this guy,” he said, not really knowing how gender works. Sunny’s singular fucking eye widened, as he wrote “What do you mean? How the hell did this happen?” 

Boksu took a moment to read. “I’m unsure, however, I think our best course of action is for us to stick together…” she glanced at Sans “…whether we like it or not.”.

”What’s that supposed to mean,” Sans was no longer that happy and was feeling rather… heah… let’s justr say… not fond of gay people such as the one in front of him. Boksu adjusted her gloves “Mm. I suggest we should at least… tolerate each other… for the time being. Even if I don’t trust you, I don’t see a better alternative. After all, who knows what king of… other individuals… are also here…” she sighed, her eyes darkening for a split second.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Sans sansed, once again.

Nangong Jingnü took this opportunity to say something: “Maybe there are other people who are in the same situation as us. We could try to look for them.”

The others seemed to agree with the suggestion, except for Sans, who was off thinking about fucking mangos or something neurodivergent of the sort. 

“Yeah something like that” Sans nonchalantly said, which earned him a weird glance from the others in the room. Nangong Jingnü kissed her hand for good luck, she knows she will be needing it. “Kinda gay if you ask me” some ominous voice muttered. 

“Who the fuck would say that,” Sans felt his blood boiling. “Whatever I guess, let’s go, yessir,” he said, as the others followed behind him towards the door. Nangong Jingnü however, was curious over the omnious, yet homophobic voice, and asked the others if they should figure out what it could have been, just in case. 

Nangong Jingnü listened closely around the room, stared intently after anything which didn’t look like something Sans would have intentionally had placed there… She focused… and then she reached out and snatched a small little feller with a gay little hat and an eyepatch with her hand. Ironic attire for someone saying homophobic stuff, perhaps they could be projecting or something.

The wizard-looking gay person had an awkward smile on his face. He peeked from under the brim of their hat. “Oh stars… I guess you caught me,” the below average height boy looked sheepishly at the rest as he was released from the Zhenzhen Highness’ grasp.. “Woah guys It’s the homophobic guy. Why would you say that it’s like, not cool or something,” Sans seemed kind of pissed. 

Nangong Jingnü nodded. “Yes, as the wizard said. ‘Not cool or something’,” she repeated as she looked back at Sans looking proud. Boksu spoke up, and stepped towards the small ass boy “I don’t really think that’s what’s most important right now. Who are you?” She seemed distrustful. “Oh right. I’m Siffrin. No last name. I was just self projecting earlier, no big deal,” 

Siffrin didn’t really seem to care about what he had said earlier, as they just brushed it off, instead seeming more interested in the strange people surrounding him, who were kind of ugly.

“Wait what the stars, is that a SANS the skeleton, holy stars,” Siffrin stared bewildered.

“What the fuck, how do you know that”, Sans asked, he was clearly uncomfortable with his identity being figured out by some gay person, which caused Siffrin to point at Sans’ nametag which for some reason was labeled ‘sans the skeleton’. 

While all of this ensued, Sunny was distracted, quietly looking out the window. He suddenly froze and took out his notebook, scribbling “I think I see someone outside?” showing it to the others. Some distance outside, a man and some king of… teenage girl, hid behind some trees, albeit barely disguised. 

“Homora or whatever your name is… There are some king of… weird people in that house.” Lalo Salamanca muttered. Homura perked up at that, snatching the binoculars out of his hands to see better. She took the binoculars off her eyes: “I think we’ve been spotted. Make a run for it!” she yelled as she ran off freakishly fast, jumping as her black hair flowed like a cape behind her. She landed silently on a tree, deciding to watch from above in case anything went down. She squinted while looking below, focusing.

Lalo however, had other plans, and instead put up a grin on his face, moving towards the house instead. “ Ahhhh, you must be in the same situation as us, no?” Lalo talked to them through the window. 

“Why the hell does everyone keep saying that?” Sans sansed as he took a step backwards. Boksu put a hand on her face for a moment. “Ignore him. Do you happen to know what’s going on?” She interrupted the sentient skeleton, cautiously putting an arm up shielding the group. “Nope,” Lalo shook his head. “I am just like you guys! And guys like us…” Lalo gestured. “...have to stick together. Right?” Lalo smiled, and it seemed to trick just about everyone else except Sans and Boksu. 

“My name is Eduardo, but please… call me Lalo” 

Nangong Jingnü seemed somewhat fascinated over this man’s strange attire as she slightly bowed: “Mm. The Zhenzhen princess greets you. We were going to go outside and look for other people. Would you like to join us?” Lalo bowed in response, albeit a bit silly. 

“Ah, ‘ princess’ ? Well, this humble man would accompany your highness and her subjects on this journey!” Lalo spoke. Sans narrowed his non-existent eyebrows due to being called a subject. Boksu took another step backwards, as she started to feel like she couldn’t trust any of these people, but decided she had no other option but to go along with them. 

“Shall we go, then?” They collectively nodded as they finally went to the door and out to the snowy world.

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Homura had jumped back down and now stood outside the house, giving Lalo a ‘what are you doing’ look. Lalo only winked back and introduced her to the others “Ahhh, friends, this is my uhm,” Lalo thought for a second before he snapped his fingers. “Daughter, Homora! She is… adopted……….”

Boksu and Homura made eye contact with each other, glaring. They seemed to be exchanging words with only their cold stares. “Sure, whatever. Should we go now?” Sunny signed, impatient, forgetting no one understood him. 

“Yeah, something like that,” Sans responded as Sunny's eyebrows creased, he was fed up. Lalo looked at Sunny’s signing. “What’s up with this silent little boy and his gang signs? It’s cool though. Little guy, you are awesome,” Lalo attempted to high five him up. The silent boy in question simply stared blankly at the man in front of him, not returning the gesture. Lalo felt somewhat betrayed and thought about killing Sunny, but instead tried to lead the group elsewhere. They started walking down some random path.

 “Mm, Boksu,” Sans whispered low to prevent the others from hearing him. “I have a bad feelin’ about this Lalo guy.” he sansed. Boksu gave him an annoyed look, before sighing and whispered back: “I would have to agree. There’s something off about this whole situation. But don’t think I trust you either.” Sans stayed silent and continued walking with his silly skeleton legs, before he was interrupted by some commotion in the frontal area of the group.

In front of the group, stood what they presumed was some king of…. knight, standing with a sword in hand, blue hair and, most likely, pronouns. “STAY BACK!” She screamed, standing in some king of… a defensive stance. 

“Sayaka Miki. What’s your business here?” Homura stepped closer to the blue haired girl (possibly bisexual) as she reached some king… of big clock on her arm. The others stared in shock. 

“You know this… some king of girl?” Siffrin the tiny tiny feller managed to ask. Lalo maintained his composure, laughing. “Oh, that’s just my daughter who I hate, she is also adopted.” he slowly reached his hand for some king of… gun. The ‘hated daughter’ stepped back, pointing her sword forward. 

“Homura, I knew you had something to do with this! I knew this was too big to be a witch’s labyrinth. Where are we?!”

“Ah, damn , Homora… tsk , Looks like the jig’s up.” Lalo sneered and took his gun out of the holester, a Heckler & Koch P7M8, aiming at everyone except his own ally. Boksu maintained her stern and calm demeanour, standing in front of both Sunny and Nangong Jingnü. 

Sans and Siffrin were about to attack, but Sayaka, blessed with her fast reflexes, reacted faster than any of them, slashing the gun in the blink of an eye. Lalo Salamanca was caught off guard and Sayaka saw this as an opportunity: “NOW, WINNIE!!”

Everyone glanced around frantically, preparing for an attack, before a blond haired boy jumped out from a tree and tackled Lalo from above. “Hehe :33!!!! I told you I could be of help somehow!” He beamed, restraining Lalo Salamanca by placing a foot on his back. Lalo slipped on the snow, bringing both of the men on the ground. Winnie groaned, “owie :-(“

Sayaka sighed, before swiftly attempting to point her blade on Homura’s neck. The black haired girl, however, was also pretty fast, and she managed to dodge the attack, unleashing a fight.

Homura groaned. “I don’t have time for this.” and seemingly faster than a blink of an eye… both Homura and Lalo disappeared without a trace, and Winnie in some king of… ouchie ow ow position. 

“It’s like some king of… time magic…” Sans stared bewildered. Sunny knelt down on the snow, thinking a bit before writing down: “What the hell just happened” he stayed quiet before resuming his writing “What do we do now?”. The others stayed silent, since none of them had any fucking idea. 

Nangong Jingnü raised her eyebrow: “Mm. Was that some king of… wizard as well?”

And without no one else noticing, Sayaka and Winnie had also left. “It seems they have left as well. We could try finding them?” Siffrin attempted to take control of the situation. Sunny nodded, taking out his notebook and adding “I think the blue haired girl knew Homura. Maybe she knows something about all of this too?”

A few moments of silence passed. “Tsk… I don’t trust them.” Boksu suddenly muttered. “An enemy of an enemy doesn’t just make them an ally or someone we can trust. Heed my warning. Don’t. Trust. Anyone.” The Zhenzhen princess’s beautiful fucking eyes glistened, as she sighed: “If we can’t all agree, what now?” She closed her eyes sorrowfully, thinking.

Sans didn’t seem too concerned about much of anything, simply stating: “Well I don’t know, I’m just chilling or something…But I am gonna be honest, if we don’t do anything we won’t be fixing anything either.” Boksu sighed, putting her arms in a cross. “We’ll figure it out.”

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Sayaka breathed heavily as they ran away. Winnie seemed to be complaining, though: “Awe! Why’d we have to leave? :-( They seemed pretty nice :3” He stuck his tongue out. “You’re such a gay little fruit, Winner…” Sayaka sighed, her cape flowing in the wind… right in Wiener’s face. 

Wiener or Winnie the poop or whatever felt that he was getting bullied by forces unbeknownst to him, and promptly felt sad. Regardless, he attempted to keep his happy attitude, as he beamed. “Well :3, I’m sure we can find a solution by ourselves regardless!!! Smile, smile, Sayaka :3!! We can do this!” 

The man was undeniably silly, maybe even a bit too silly for Sayaka to tolerate. But in this… under tale, there were few others she could trust, and this gay boy, Wiener or something was kind of… stupid… And it didn’t really seem like he would – much less have the brain capacity – to betray her.

Sayaka huffed, her breath condensing in the cold air. She angrily groaned: “That damn Homura! Who does she think she is? We should go teach her a lesson, right Winnie or Weiner or something?”

“Okay 💗 yay 💗” Winnie replied, sticking his tongue out.

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“Woah, it is some king of… waterfall.” Lalo said to Homura, the dripping and splashing of water served as ambient noise. She ignored Lalo’s comment, instead opting to search the area. “The Incubator has got to be around here somewhere. Let’s split up and look around.” 

Lalo fixated on the word ‘incubator’, and started thinking about his some king of… gun. “MIERDA he perdido mi pistola, dios mío o algo así”. Homura had already left, so he was basically complaining to himself. He turned around and headed towards some random direction, not really knowing what he was actually looking for.

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Sans ate his sandwich while the others watched. Planning was hard, so he wanted to eat his sanswich. Sunny seemed to be growing more annoyed by the second, when he finally snapped and wrote in full caps: “ARE WE JUST GOING TO WATCH THIS GUY EAT IN SILENCE OR ARE WE GOING TO THINK OF SOMETHING?” 

Boksu took a moment to read what Sunny wrote: “Right, what are we doing here, we should do something actually productive.” She sighed. Sans’ eyes glinted. “Oh yeah I forgor about that part”. 

Nangong Jingnü however was somewhat intrigued by Sans’ eating this some king of… sans…witch? These wizarding meals surely look interesting, and she herself was some king of… hungry… so it did seem somewhat appetising. “Mm. Wizard, would you mind if I get a taste of your… sanswitch?” She approached the skeleton. 

“Nuh uh, I don’t share my food. Sorry Jingnu or whatever your name was”. Nangong Jingnü felt somewhat offended by the last statement of the wizard. “My name is Nangong Jingnü, wizard.” She pouted. Sans scoffed, but decided to cave in, so he broke a piece off and handed it to the Zhenzhen princess. Pleased, she absolutely demolished the sandwich. 

“Yeah something like that,” Sans put his two thumbs in the air, because he had two hands. Nangong Jingnü found it rather delicious!

Siffrin had had enough of sitting around and doing nothing, so he spoke up: “Well, perhaps we SHOULD try to look after this Eduardo guy and his daughter, rather than sitting here, doing nothing… It is kind of…. Bonesome here.” 

Nangong Jingnü beamed. “Yeah, something like that!!!” Nangong Jingnü replied, smiling back at Sans for approval for saying the line. Sans had his signature grin on his face: “Yeah something like that”.

They would surely become good friends, Sans remarked. Boksu looked at them all, placing a hand on her OWN chin while speaking. “Where could we look for them, Sans? You know this place the best out of all of us.”

Sans pondered and rested his skull on his own hand, mimicking Boksu. “Well, Boksu, the Underground ain’t that big. My guess is that they have headed towards Waterfall or something like that”. He was… astounded. 

“Okay. Lead the way, please.” Boksu and the others followed close behind Sans, making sure to remain alert in case of any attacks.

They soon arrived at the Waterfall. 

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“Hey Sayaka :3!!! I found some king of… boatperson who could possibly take us somewhere!!! :3c Teehee teehee” Winnie the poop said, pointing at some king of… boatperson on a small boat at the outskirts of Snowdin forest. “Oh!” Sayaka was astounded, she didn’t know Wiener the poop could be useful.

“tra la la or something, hello. Do you people want to go somewhere?” The boatperson asked with an ominous voice yeah. They both stepped onto the boat, as Winnie smiled politely “We don’t want to go anywhere specific, just wherever you think is useful :3 hehe!!!! Bleghhh :3” Sayaka raised her eyebrow, giving him a ‘What are you getting us into’ look.

The boat person was mysterious, and knew exactly where to take them. He rowed his boat and tra la la’d, eventually ending up at some king of… Hotland???

When both Sayaka and Winnie stepped off the humble boat, the mysterious boatperson was already long gone, having left so silently they hadn’t noticed. Sayaka scanned the new surroundings, confusedly (and angrily) asking: “Weiner, where the hell are we!!!”.

“Hmmm :333333!!!” Wiener the poop rested his chin on his hand, thinking. “I don’t know!!! :3 We’ll figure it out because we are awesomesauce :333!! You are sosososo cool and smart Sayaka bleh teehee teehee i love you but platonically you know, you are so awesomesauce :3c” Wiener the poop did some king of erm actually thing with his hand. 

Sayaka couldn’t help but smile slightly, even if she was still worried about how they’d get back home. She quickly stopped doing so, forgetting this was Winner the loser and not Madoka. “Uhh, yeah thank you? We still don’t know what to do here or where we even are though.”

“Hmmm :3333” Wiener the poop did some king of… thinking while thinking. “I know :3!!! Let’s go to that lab over there :P” He pointed at some king of… lab. It looked like some king of lab because it stood lab on it.  “Good thinking… I guess. It’s not like we’re standing right in front of it. Come on let’s go,” Sayaka began to walk towards the entrance of this ‘some king of… lab’, in hopes of finding anything useful inside.

“Ugh, who the fuck decorated this damn place? Whatever, let’s search” she complained about the shitty color they picked for the fucking walls and floor. Wiener the poop did some king of… backflip. “Look look, Sayaka :3!!! I did a backflip :P” he was somewhat proud of himself. The blue haired bisexual in question turned to fully face Winner. “Yeah okay. Wait, what’s that behind you?” Sayaka was ready to ignore Winnie the poop, before she saw a yellow lizard right behind him. 

The scientist in residence entered the scene, somewhat puzzled over why there were two humans in her lab. “what the fuck,” Winnie uttered, looking at the some king of… yellow thing infront of him. 

“H-h-hhh-h hey!! W-what’re you guys doing h-here? Th-this is a p-p-p-private domicile, and I-I-I will not be h-h-harassed!!” The yellow loser seemed very confused as she stuttered. Sayaka stepped closer, speaking up “We’re kind of trying to figure something out, don’t worry we won’t break anything unless you annoy us” 

Alphys whined. “Eughshdsf nnooooooo please don’t break my things.”

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The scientist was losering like some king of… girl loser, protesting against it, yet also intrigued and at least wanting to know what they were trying to do. Upon Sayaka’s explanation and story after, the scientist became super giddy, having concrete evidence of alternate universes right in front of her.

“Yeah, I’m glad you’re happy or whatever, but we’re kind of trying to find a solution?” Sayaka was becoming increasingly impatient. “…Mm. You are a scientist, am I right? Would you happen to own some kind of… Time Machine device?” The other two seemed surprised that Wiener the Poop said something actually serious for once. 

“Whoops sowwy :333 i was wondering if you had some king of… time machine device!!! :33 teehee bleghhhh” The silly boy stuck his tongue out again. The scientist looked sombre.  “n-nnn-n-no s-s-s-s-s-s–s-s-sorry also my name is Alphys.” Alphys said, crying her eyes out.

Sayaka sighed. “Ugh, damn it. It’s fine though, you could team up with us? Maybe you could help us in some way” she supposed Alphys was maybe too much of a loser to possibly betray them. One the downside though, she now had two losers on her team. 

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Siffrin led the bizarre group of people around this place they call “Waterfall”, despite Sans being native to this universe, he was rather a bit too lazy to be a proper guide so Siffrin naturally took charge instead, and if they were going somewhere particularly dangerous they hoped that Sans would at least try to warn them. As everyone followed suit, Nangong Jingnü tripped on something and fell on the ground. She pouted, attempting to stand up, when she looked down to see what she had tripped on…

She met eyes with some king of… cat creature? “Why the fuck does it look like that,” Boksu looked at the fucked up little creature. The ‘fucked up little creature’ in question had a stupid little dumb idiot face, the kind you would want to punch, especially if you were homophobic. But luckily no one here was homophobic, but they still wanted to punch the stupid little dumb idiot face. 

It stared up, before speaking eloquently, somehow not moving its mouth, much to everyone’s surprise: “You must be from different universes, right?” Everyone seemed equally shocked, as Sans’ eyes widened: “What the fuck, I thought you were some king of… freaky plushie”. 

Nangong Jingnü however was somewhat fascinated despite it looking like some king of… fucked up little creature. Kyubey looked back at the Zhenzhen Princess. “Hey there :3 you wanna be a magical girl,” the fucked up little creature asked her with its dumb ass tail wagging.

“Yeah something like that,” SANS sanswered ready for some doomed yuri time, despite the little creature not asking Sans. Despite Kyubey having the same stupid expression on his stupid dumb idiot face which looks like a stupid dumb ‘:3’ emoticon, you could tell he was somewhat puzzled. “I can tell you’ll have so much potential,” the little fucker kept on yapping redirecting his attention back to Nangong Jingnü. “I’ll grant your deepest wish! :3“ 

Her eyes glinted. Deepest wish? She couldn’t stop herself from becoming somewhat interested in what this little creature was talking about. 

But before she could think about Kyubey’s offer, a loud bang echoed throughout the cave, causing everyone except for Kyubey to duck. Siffrin looked back up, only to see the fucked little creature with a bullet hole right in his stupid fucking face, being dangled in Homoras’ grasp. 

Probably some king of… distance away stood Homura and Lalo Salamanca, guns blazing, as if it was some king of… showdown. 

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“Whoohoo :3!! It’s some king of.. Gang :P!!!” Wiener the poop gleamed holding his two buddies hands while skipping like some king of… loser. They had no idea where they were going. “Where are we going.” Sayaka asked, confused over why the three of the were doing this. Alphys looked forward. 

“L-ll-l-look! It’s s-ssome king of… Waterfall” Alphys pointed at some king of… Waterfall and the group skipped their way to this new place, with Wiener the poop loser being fascinated by his surroundings. 

“Wow :3!!! There’s so much things existing here that’s so awesomesauce :3c”. He ran towards one of the large bodies of water and splashed Sayaka right in the face while laughing: “Hehe, cheer up, Sayaka!!! :33 Blegfghg”. 

“Hey! What the hell are you doin-“ she was interrupted with a sudden loud some king of… bang resonating in the cave. “That was so scawwy o-O Anways :3” He splashed some more water right in Sayaka’s face, and made a silly little twirl, somehow appearing in swimming attire like it was some king of… beach episode and made some king of… cannonball in the water to be a little some king of… silly and got water all over Sayaka.

Sayaka groaned. “Quit that! That sounded like a gun… and I’m guessing it has something to do with Homura. We should go towards it!” 

The absolute girl loser agreed. “Y-yy-yeah!! We s-should probably g-g-go investigate” 

“Aw man :<!!!! Bur the water is so cool tho :33 it’s so cool!! Look how long I can stay under water” Wiener the poop promptly put his entire body under the water, curling up like some king of…. Ball, slowly floating back up again. 

Sayaka and Alphys could only stare at the little man just king of… floating there for a while, Sayaka was somewhat impressed actually, reluctantly admitting: “The guy can be under water, dang”. 

“I-I think h-h-he’s just…d-drowning” Alphys seemed panicked, approaching the water and looking closer at the silly boy. He suddenly sprung back up, taking a big breath “I’m fine teehee :3” he smiled, cupping his cheek. 

“Ohhh, Wiener , you silly little… guy… you can be so silly” Sayaka looked at the guy, unsure what to say or feel. Wiener the poop then did some king of… spin in the water: “Look at what i can do :33 I learnt this a while ago” and then proceed to do a fucking awesome cannonball again, this time backwards.

“Yeah uhh.. listen Winnie or something, you can just be back up like last time. Me and Alpha loser are going to go check out the noise source.” Sayaka sighed. The alpha loser in question added “J-j-jj just come to us when we c-call you or s-s-something” and with that, they started heading towards the commotion. 

“WAIT WAIT :O I need to show you one last thing :3” Sayaka and Alphys reluctantly turned around only to see Wiener the poop curled up into a ball again under water, presumably trying to do the same he did earlier, with Alphys and Sayaka feeling like they need to stay there until he gets back up.

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Boksu instinctively stood in front of Sunny and Nangong Jingnü. As quickly as he exploded into bits, Kyubey had now returned seemingly unscathed. He was now sitting to the side with a tiny bowl of popcorn. Sunny glanced towards the fucked up creature while pouting, suddenly feeling sort of jealous of it. 

Courtesy of Homura's wide arsenal of different weapons, Lalo was given an axe as an addition to his gun. The air smelled like gunpowder, bones and the usage of craft, the sounds from Siffrin’s dagger and Lalo’s axe filled the cave. 

“Hah…. it sure is KNIFE to meet you,” Siffrin winked as they and Lalo their weapons clashed. Lalo’s calmness dispersed instantly, understanding that Siffrin wouldn’t be an easy opponent as he was forced into rethinking his tactics.

Siffrin was fast. Really fast. They managed to land a blow on Lalo as their speed outmatched his. Siffrin’s dagger pierced through Lalo’s shirt, and although it wasn’t cut deep, it was still enough to draw blood. Seeing this, Homura threw a smoke bomb which Lalo used as a distraction to get away and try to cover it up.

Still, Homura had to focus on her own opponent. The skeleton in front of her looked frail and weak, even a small hit from an infant would seem to do the job. Yet here he was, giving Homura a bad time as he would simply dodge whatever came at him at the same time he gave her hell. His right eye was glowing.

Lalo Salamanca was in some king of… in a hot situation, because he had just ran out of ammo, he probably shouldn’t have shot those weird things earlier… damn… “Hah……Homura, buddy , I have run out of ammo, we might need to flee again,” He scratched his head like some king of… guy who ran out of ammo. 

Annoyed, Homura reached once again towards her some king of… big clock on her arm, only to see it didn’t work... What? She thought her eyes were playing some tricks on her, but it looked as if her arm shield was glitching of some sort. She has never seen it do that before.

Distracted, she didn’t notice a new pair of footsteps heading towards them. 

Sayaka rose to the air, sword in her hand, descending onto Homura like an arrow. She didn’t have any time to react before Sayaka thrusted her sword into the shield, clogging the gears and preventing her from using her powers. 

Homura pulled herself back into reality, instinctively pulling out a bomb from her shield, throwing it into the air as it blew up, catching everyone in the room off guard. The explosion threw Sayaka into the wall and then landed on the ground. Sans attempted to protect his allies by making some king of…barrier with his bone powers. 

Alphys stood further away from the fight, hunched up like some king of… loser, and decided to yell for Winnie to come and be silly or something.

“Hiii :3!!!!!” Wiener the poop struck a pose as he spun around, suddenly back in this whatever clothes, like some king of… silly. “I can’t really do anything sowwy :< But I can be emotional support :3!!! One time, my friend Auggie was a bit sad :< and then i gave him kissies n said ‘s okay Auggie i love you:333!!!!!!!’ n everything got better again!” He spun around again, suddenly in some king of… cheerleading clothes. 

As everyone looked over at Wiener the poop, confused Homura took this opportunity to remove the sword from some king of… clock. The glitches are gone now. Could it really just have been her eyes tricking her? She grabbed onto Lalo and as her arm shield spun, gears moving. Everyone else stood still.

Lalo looked around and watched as everyone in the room was standing perfectly still. Imagine how powerful he could be with this power in his grasp. He had to make sure he was on Homura’s good side, at least until he figured out how her powers truly worked. 

“ Man , this magic of yours is really… What do they say? Cool! ”

Homura huffed, checking on her gun, noticing it had a single bullet left. She glanced back at the frozen bodies of her enemies, eyeing them one by one, before freezing on Sayaka.

Homura pointed the barrel of her gun towards her soul jim… and couldn’t do it. Lalo looked at her hesitation. “Ahhh, c’mon just pull the trigger! It just takes a second and boom, it’s over. Poof” He smiled. 

Homura frowned, feeling conflicted, before finally snapping: “We don’t have time for this. Let’s leave.” She began to walk off, Lalo shrugging and following close behind. “You know… It goes really fast just pulling the trigger. Think of it as just taking a vaccine! You wait, and it’s done.” He mimicked a gun in his hand, aiming at Sayaka. Pow. “Easy like that.” 

Homura rolled her eyes. Who does he think she is? “I’m not a child. You don’t have to keep on trying to change my mind, because I’m afraid it won’t work. I’m only here for Madoka. Honestly, I couldn’t care less what happens after…” She glared at him.

Lalo maintained his composure, still smiling. “In the Cartel…” he put his hand on Homura’s shoulder. “If something… or someone gets in our way... Best case scenario they’ll quickly find a bullet in their head... Just like that. No hard feelings.” 

Her eyes tilted, as she simply nodded in response, deciding not to waste more time by entertaining the conversation. Without looking back, she began to walk off, looking behind her towards Lalo to say: “Let’s go, we have to see if she’s in this place too. I’ll unfreeze time when we get out of here.” Lalo shrugged and followed her and as soon as they were away time began to flow normally. 

Just like last time, the pair had disappeared right in front of the group’s eyes. “Woah :OOO!!!!! They disappeared. That's so strange o-O it’s like some king of… time stopping :3 one time, when i was little… i ated a clock :O it was super time consuming :3!!!!” Wiener the poop was… astounded. Suffering or Siffrin or whatever hummed as they thought. Stars. Could it be Timecraft? No, wishcraft? But, the air doesn't smell sweet like when-

CLANG

Sayaka took her sword and smashed it to the ground in rage, making Alpha loser flinch. “Agh, damn it, Winnie! We let her get away again! How are we going to get back home now?!” The others looked at each other, some seemingly more disappointed than others.

“Aw :( Do not be upset, Sayaka!!! Don’t forget that you’re never fully dressed without your smile, smile :3” He did some king of… backflip. Everyone agreed that it was really fucking sick. Boksu lowered her arm, no longer in a defensive stance, as she was under the impression there wasn’t any need for it anymore. 

Sunny, no longer shielded by her, pocketed his knife again and took out his notebook instead to write: “Sayaka, was it? You know Homura, do you two come from the same place?”

“Yeah… something like that” Sayaka replied to Sunny, before a thought appeared in her head. “Oh! Sorry, are you deaf? I’ll write it down for you-” Sayaka was about to take the pen before Sunny shook his head. 

“Oh, uh.. alright then?” She awkwardly stepped back again. Nangong Jingnü was still intrigued by that thing that Homura person always did which caused her to magically disappear into thin hair. She has seen something like it before though, from the court jesters providing her with entertainment. 

She decided to ask: “Does that black haired wizard keep using some sort of magic trick?” 

“By the way Seyiku, Sunny is like some king of… mute” Sans sansed and puts his hand on Sayaka’s shoulder. “He is some king of… mute…” he repeated. “Ah, okay? And, yeah, Homura can control time with that some king of… shield/time clock on her arm” she looked towards the Zhenzhen Princess, answering her question. 

“Hm… maybe we should introduce ourselves? I take it you want to help us get back to our respective homes, correct?” Boksu approached Sayaka and …Winner the poop, who were standing close to each other.

“Im winnie :3” proclaimed Wiener the poop. “Yeah, something like that.” Sayaka added. Sans perked up at his signature phrase being used. “Hey she said the thing, I like her already,” he grinned more than his usual grin. “And yeah I’m sans and the mute kid’s Sunny”. 

“You already said that,” Sunny signed and deadpanned. “He is some king of… sorcerer,” Nangong Jingnü added as she smiled in fascination, pointing at Sunny’s signing. “Woah :O some king of… wizard? :3c” Winnie the poop was… astounded. That’s so fucking cool.

“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-some k-king of… w-w-w-wizard?” Alphys snorted. “Sunny is a sorcerer, I don’t know what exactly he does yet though. It remains a mystery…” Nangong Jingnü lowered her proud head slightly. 

She wanted to remain respectful to Sunny, and not pester him with questions, but still, her curiosity remains, for what are those hand signs doing? “I-I-I didn’t know that- that humans could still use m-m-m-magic.” 

Nangong Jingnü’s eyebrows furrowed. “Humans here can’t use magic?”

Seeing how every other human here in the group possessed some sort of ability, Nangong Jingnü thought that this world was no exception, also considering how Sans also has powers of his own. It seems like she was wrong.

Sans took the opportunity to chat with Boksu seeing that she stood by herself. “Heya there, just wanna say it was smart thinkin’ protecting Jingnü and Sunny during the fight earlier.” He winked at her. “Huh? Oh.” She sighed. It was more of an instinct than anything. “It’s not like I could have done any fighting anyways.” 

“Hm… welp… maybe, maybe not. At least if things went south… you’d at least have that thing in your pocket.” Boksu’s eyes widened, she was slightly taken back. “…I suppose so.”

“And it seems like you have… used it as well.”

“That’s none of your concern.”

“I’m just curious. And I’m guessin’ the blood ain’t yours?.”

“I have my reasons. Besides, I don’t feel like getting judgement from you.”

Sans sighed. “Let’s have a chat,” he snapped his fingers. In the blink of an eye the pair were transported to a completely different place; a church-like corridor with the only light source being the large mosaic windows giving everything a yellow hue. Boksu furrowed her eyebrows. 

“What is this place?” She analysed her new environment. “This is the Last Corridor, it is between our King, Asgore’s home and the Throne Room. Many people also call it ‘the Judgement Hall’, but, heh… Who knows why they call it that, huh?” Sans winked. 

Boksu wasn’t exactly sure what he was planning. “What exactly are you trying to do?” She glared. Sans put his hands in the air as he winked. “What? Didn’t want anyone to eavesdrop on our conversation.” He put his hands back in his pockets. ”It’s time for your judgement.” His voice echoed in the big hall.

Sans explained the ‘rules’ of this world to Boksu, explaining exp and LOVE to her, saying that exp is an acronym for execution points, and that LOVE is level of violence. She figured him out. She understood now what he was trying to do. “During the battle, I got a glimpse of everyone’s level of violence.”

Unsurprisingly Lalo and Homura’s lvs were sky high, that Siffrin fella’s was also racking numbers. And yours… it wasn’t exactly the biggest out of everyone in the room. But it was noticeable.”

“Try lookin’ inside of yourself. Have you really made the right decision? Considering what you have done, what now? Take a moment to think about this.” He looked somewhat… pitiful?

Boksu’s eye twitched. “Fine. You want to talk, let’s talk.” She folded her arms in a cross. A person, wrongfully passing med school, is now working at the hospitals. She is nowhere near competent in her job, people are dying under her care, people who would have been in BETTER care if it was me who–” She almost let her emotions get the best of her. She took a deep breath. Get a grip Boksu.

“-Her husband may have been a nice man, but she had to atone for her actions.” She narrowed her eyes. “His life in turn for all of the ones she has failed.” Sans took a moment to think. 

Sans’ eyes were cold: “So lemme get this straight… you killed some person just because someone else had to atone for something?”

She was silent, the only response she gave was a cold stare. “Hm. That expression on your face… I’m guessing it was personal… A friend maybe? Well, former friend it seems… med school, huh? Classmates maybe?” Boksu looked away. 

“...and she got you expelled.” He was reading her like a book at this point, and he was still smiling as usual. “Seems like some personal feelings were mixed in all of this as well.”

The skeleton turned quiet, the silence was deafening. Boksu spoke up, trying to stay stern and collected: “It… it was deserved. And what are you going to do about it? Are you going to kill me?” Sans sighed, shaking his head.

“Look, Boksu, I didn’t send us here to kill you or anythin’. I just wanted to talk. Felt that it was important.” Boksu groaned as she rolled her eyes. “Look, let me just ask you somethin’. You were a medical student, right?” Boksu turned her eyes away again.

Sans studied her expression. “I’m guessin’ that you took an oath as many medical students do, an oath to save lives. And I’m guessin’ that you became a medical student to become a doctor, to save lives. But, in the end you took the life of an innocent man in the name of atonement. So, once again, I’m asking you, look inside yourself. Are you sure you made the right decision? Considering what you have done, what will you do now?” Boksu’s eyes were wide open.

He snapped his fingers once more. The pair was back to where they once were, the others seemingly not noticing that they had left. Boksu felt the cold air sting her face once again.

Sans was quiet for a while, before shrugging winking his eye: “But hey, I’m just Sans the skeleton. Who am I to judge? just…” His eye sockets went blank. “…be careful not to feel your sins crawling on your back.”

He walked back to the others.

Boksu stared off into the distance, reflecting again over how she possibly could have gotten into this situation. How did this happen? Why her? Why these people? It was all just so bizarre, it just didn’t make sense. But she had to figure it out.

Think back, Boksu.

Really think back. 

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“-Still not a single apology.” Boksu groaned, the woman in front of her, Choi Da-Jeong seemingly getting more and more nervous as the situation went on. The small space mixed with Boksu made her really uneasy, as she held her wedding dress with a tight grip. 

“Just… leave.” She demanded, her eyes narrowed as she looked at Boksu, staring back at her much more intensely. Da-Jeong tried to remain calm and composed, but her visible trembling and clammy face were like cracks in her facade. There was really no telling what would happen next for her.

But whatever was going to happen next was quickly disrupted by a large shockwave catching both of them off balance as if some kind of bomb went off. Whatever happened, it didn’t affect just them. 

Boksu heard chaos erupt from outside, people screaming and crying, all confused over what had just happened like her. Da-Jeong stared at Boksu as her eyes widened. 

“WHAT DID YOU DO??” She cried, drops of her tears staining the white wedding dress.

Boksu came back into her senses. Her once calm and stern demeanour had been morphed into uncertainty and confusion. 

What was that? That was certainly not her doing. She straightened her trench coat as she got back up to leave the room, but not before giving Da-Jeong a cold glare.

“I am not done with you yet.”

She would have to deal with Da-Jeong later, right now it seemed like a crisis was going on. She could only get a glimpse of people fleeing before what seemed like reality itself began to shatter as if it were glass. 

Boksu could only stare in disbelief at what was happening, and at this point there were no traces of calmness left in her. It was like something straight out of a horror movie.

All she knew was that she also should be running if she wanted to survive. But there was barely any time to react as everything started to fall apart like domino bricks, and soon the ground she was standing on disappeared as well. 

She fell, and she fell and she fell. It was like she was in purgatory, she couldn’t see anything but the endless void and no one less but than her. 

Seconds turned into minutes, minutes into hours. She was unsure how much time passed, it felt like an eternity. Until suddenly. She was greeted by light. Bright uncomfortable light. And then Colour. Light. She laid down in cold snow, the feeling was very much real. She glanced around, realising she was in a forest of some kind. 

There were no signs of Da-Jeong, nor any other familiar face in this new place… She wandered some more. Searching for at least a hint of life around here. She found, however, a small town, a giant sign with the writing; “Welcome to Snowdin” plastered all over it. 

The town looked somewhat unusual compared to what she is used to. Is this even in Korea? There was so sign of any people here, despite it looking somewhat well maintained, meaning no one to ask. From the looks of it people might have left for some reason. Still, not a person in sight… except… a small group of people… and a skeleton?

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She pondered. Could that light or whatever it was have something to do with all of this? Did the others go through the same as her? Searching her memories for something that could help, anything. She thought about that Homura girl. Her powers, it was something about time. Could it have been her? Out of the people she has seen so far, Homura could be the one to have the ability to cause something like what she saw.

But if she really had reality destroying powers she most likely would have used them in the way, right? Or at least showed a glimpse of it as some form of intimidation. Despite this Homura person being able to control time, what she saw had to be something else. But what exactly? 

Winnie the poop did some king of… REALLY sick backflip again. It was fucking awesome, everyone were applauding. 

Sunny’s eyes brightened up in awe seeing Winnie do such a sick move, so he walked up to him and wrote “That’s so sick. When did you learn how to do that?” Winnie looked slightly downwards towards Sunny. 

Thinking of an answer, he suddenly felt tears pricking up in his eyes as he remembered. “Oh! My dear friend… Augustine taught me. He’s back home though…”

The group of people went silent, with some giving sympathetic looks seeing how the normally chipper boy felt more upset than before. “No worries though! :3c We’ll find our way home, right guys? There’s no use in feeling upset :3” 

Sayaka smiled. “That’s true, Winnie! We’ll beat that damn Homura and teach her a lesson!” She pumped her fist up in the air, feeling more confident than before. Alphys cheered.

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Nangong Jingnü cleared her throat, she had thought of something: “We might need to train those among us who are weaker to be able to confront those ‘wizards’ again.”

Siffrin nodded. “Yeah, I think the reason we’ve lost to them over and over might be because some of you can’t fight.” He adjusted his gay little hat “We need to prepare before fighting again.”

Sunny scribbled down on the last remaining page of the stolen notebook: “So, where are we headed now?” He looked at Sans in expectation, hoping he would lead them somewhere useful. “Yeah something like that” sans sansed. “It is some king of… yeah.” He was doing some king of… backflip, but then again he was a  skeleton, meaning brain damage. 

“Let’s go back to your house,” Siffrin suggested. Sayaka focused on what he had just said. “His house? Is he from here?” She tapped her foot, thinking. “Yeah, something like that” Sans replied and with the snap of his some king of… fingers… They were back home in Sans home. 

“Tu casa is mi casa or something” sans said, or something. Sunny rolled his eyes, but went off to find another notebook to write in. Winnie looked around, amazed: “This place looks….amesome :3 You have so much stuff!! So cool bleehhh” he cupped his cheeks while smiling. Wiener the poop was… astounded as he looked at some king of… bone painting. “WOW :333!!!!!!!!!!! Thats so cool this is like some king of… masterpiece o-O I love… colour :3c” Wiener the poop was some king of… astounded.

Sayaka didn’t seem too interested however, and decided to think of what to do next: “Uhhh alright. Who here needs training?? Or something idk”. Sunny, Jingnu and Winnie slowly raised their hands, before Boksu scoffed and begrudgingly raised her own. 

Cue training montage with epic music in the background 

Sayaka wasn’t really a good trainer, and the others were some king of… bad. Like, whenever Sunny struck he waited until he got hit before he attacked again, what is up with that, is he stupid?

“Sunny, why do you keep doing that, you silly boy?” Sayaka was getting more and more annoyed by the minute. Sunny deadpanned and transcribed his thoughts onto paper “I’m waiting on your turn. Why aren’t you using your emotions.” 

“I am using my emotions you…. Silly little…. boy… “ Sayaka was feeling some complex emotions at the moment. “Wahhhhh DX this is so difficult :-( This is like some king of… hard. I will just be backup instead :33” Wiener the poop whined as he was on the ground, exhausted from the silliness. 

Sunny took note of the silver haired boy, writing: “Like that. He probably used a sad poem on himself.” Sayaka raised an eyebrow, utterly confused. “Sunny, I uh don’t know what you think this is. It doesn’t work like that.” She shifted her position. 

“Whar?” Sunny was… astounded. Nangong Jingnü was too pretty and beautiful for combat. Siffrin, who was also helping with training, approached Sayaka. “Hey, Sayaka Miku or whatever, I don’t think Jingnü can fight. Like… at all.”

Sayaka raised an eyebrow: “What do you mean?” She looked towards the Zhenzhen Princess’ direction. 

Nangong Jingnü stood there and looked pretty as she always does. “Yeah I see your point,” Sayaka responded. “Boksu seems like the one who’s struggling the least, so I guess she’s going to help us more I guess” the black haired girl in question perked up when she heard her name. She seemed to be distracted, which wasn’t usual behaviour from her.

“That's so weird!! :3333 Very unusual from her O-o One time my mom was like ‘you have weezer blue eyes, winnie’ and i was like that's so weird :3c And then I looked back in the mirror and my eyes were BLUE that is so weird :3!!!! Blue is awesomesauce, it’s like red, but not -_- But red is cool too tho :33 Still not blue, but red is cool :> i was like ‘WOAAAAH’ when i first saw blue, it was so blue n silly n awesome XD” Wiener the poop was some king of… astounded. “Yeah something like that.” Sans replied.

Wait, red-? Siffrin, the short, tiny boy thought for a moment. “Mm. Are we ready then?” He interrupted Sans the fucking skeleton. 

“About as ready as we’ll ever be.” Boksu tilted her eyes, crossing her arms. “Yes I'm ready :3c One time when I was VERY little I saw a bird :O and it wasn’t just any bird, it was THE bird!!!! :333 It was like ‘caw caw’ and i was like that's so weird :3 Then I was like, maybe if I say ‘caw caw’ then I’ll be as COOL and swag as the bird!!! But then I said ‘caw caw’ and nothing happened :( and i was… astounded… but it was ok tho, cause i got ice cream later n it was like really good :333 it reminded me of the time i went diving in the sea, it was super cold!!!! ,’:3 i was there any more i would prolly be cold!!!!” Wiener the poop said. “Yeah, something like that,” Sans replied.

“That was… certainly something” Boksu sighed, beginning to walk towards the front door. “Shall we leave?” Nangong Jingnü followed close behind, gesturing towards the others to do the same or something like that. 

“One time, when my dad left for work :3 he was like ‘son i have to go to work’ and i was… astounded… work is like :O SO LONG!!! If i were work i would probably be a eagle i think :3c i like it when eagle go like ‘hyaasha’ :OO It’s like my favourite thing ever :3 I was kidding!!! It is not my favourite thing ever teehee :-) I would have been like… super duper… Gummy bears are so yummy, one time i ate one and i was like ‘OHHHHH thats so yummy’ and it was so yummy! Mmmm yummm yummm, i like the ones Haribo make, those are my favourite gummy bears :333 Once i saw a tattoo from 2009, it was really crazy :3c i like sharing my experiences 0-O ” Wiener the poop rambled as he walked. 

Once outside, Sans stepped in front of the rest, serving as a crappy guide to wherever they wanted to head to. “Sayaka, you know Homura the best out of us, right? What type of place could she have gone to?” Sunny noted down and showed it to her. Sayaka thought for a second: “She is the quiet type so I really don’t know, but I suppose she wouldn’t go to a place where she likes best, but rather a safe place…” 

Wiener the poop’s face lit up: “Ohhh I like alot of places :3!!!! I live in a place called quebec, i don’t know if you know where that is tho :O It is in Canada!!!! However alot of places are also cool and not canada, such as paris :333 Paris is a huge city and it is MILES away from me :OOOO If I were to walk to paris it would be really hard cause the whole ocean’s in the way o-O And I don’t if i would be able to swim for that long!!!! If I WERE to swim for that long, I would be super super tired n i’ll be sleeping for a LONG LONG TIME XD But thas okay tho, because i like sleeping :3 sleeping is the best, because when i sleep i dream!! My dreams are SUPER wacky, one time i dreamt i was australian which was weird because i am not actually from australia :3 And then I died :( But its okay because it was only a dream!!! If i were to die then i would be bummed because it kinda sucks :’( my great great grandmother is dead… I miss her….  But that's okay because i know that she is in a better place :3333 just like dinosaurs!!! Dinosaurs existed a really long time ago i read somewhere when i was young, which was also a while back :3c my parents would say the earth was created a REALLY REALLY REALLLY REALLY LONG TIME AGO!!! >:OOO so for a while!!! i thought dinosaurs were as fake as grass >:ooo and for a long while after that, i never paid attention to the estimated years because they were all OBVIOUSLY FALSE >:OO” Wiener the poop rambled.

“Why does he keep doing that,” Siffrin raised his eyebrow. Sans shrugged, using his brain cell to remember what Sayaka had asked “Oh yeah, a safe place? I know many of those. I guess we could just try going to all of them until we find em’ or yeah something like that”. “Ohhh safe place :3” Winnie pointed out. Everyone stood still, expecting yet another ramble from Wiener the poop, but… it never came....  

“Oh.” Boksus’ eyes widened, not expecting him to not actually start yapping again. “Alright let’s start moving then. We won’t get there if we keep stalling” she eventually spat. Sans er er erred, agreeing with Boksu. 

Sans went to the boatperson at the outskirts of Snowdin with his group of like MANY PEOPLE when the boatperson’s shitty and stupid and ugly boat only could hold three people at max. “Hey there,” Sans sansed with his group. “Tra la la or something, how many peopl-“ even if he couldn’t see their eyes, he could tell they were widened. “…you’ll have to take turns. Three people at a time.” They tra la la’d as Winnie and Sayaka got on first.

“I was a child when i went on a boat for the first time :3 It was back when Michael Jackson was popular… back then Michael Jackson was like… super cool!!! >:3 And, alas, in my heart… he is still cool :3c as he always will be…” Wiener the poop rambled.

Sayaka nudged him with her elbow, frowning: “Winnie, shut up! You’re going to make them leave us in the middle of nowhere” she looked at the boatperson, who didn’t seem at all bothered. Winnie sighed “Sorry, Sayaka…. I just miss my father” Sayaka was some king of… jump scared by that last statement, but was interrupted by the boat suddenly stopping. 

“We have arrived at our destination” The boatperson uttered. “Uh… where is this?” Sayaka asked. When she turned around to look at them again, they had already dissapeared. “Well I sure hope he comes back with the others. Wiener, let’s wait here” she sat down on the floor, huffing.

“One time :3 when i was little, I waited a REALLY long time for my mother to come back home from work ,:3 I was a little child back then, so I didn’t know how to tell the time!!! But it was like really really long, at least one Michael Jackson album :( I was like… astounded… I thought something bad happened to her!! First i was like ‘oh no what if she forgot to come home’ n then i thought ‘what if she was STRUCK DOWN MY LIGHTNING’!!!! I was so scared i nearly cried :’( not nearly even, i did cry!!! Then I thought ‘maybe she didn’t die, but she didn’t want me anymore’ n then i was like ‘NOOOOOOOOOO’!!! Because!!! What is she you know… got a smaller better Winnie and was like ‘ you are my son now’ but it WASNT her son, and instead it was some king of… potato ‘:3 And the potato was SPEAKING FRENCH and i can’t speak french that much, but the potato was posing as ME and speaking FRENCH then mommy will be like ‘heck yeah that’s so sick!!’ and then she’ll like find some adoption papers and write down ‘mommy’ and it will be OFFICIAL and the potato got to be her son and not me!!! :< Then i cried again because i was crying, it was all very very very sad, because i did not like thinking about mommy being like ‘winnie is a loser!!! I do not like him!!’ in addition to getting a new child!1 who is a potato!!! >:OOOOOOOOOO I was somewhat sad… but then i realised ‘mommy would never do such a thing, she makes me food which means she loves me super much’ n then i got happy because i like food!! And then mommy came back home and said that ‘the car broke down’ :3c and then we ate cake :3!!! It was yummy :-)” Winnie rambled. He did a sick backflip after that.

“Oh my god” Sayaka sighed, kicking her feet trying to keep her sanity. A thought suddenly entered her mind: “Hey..., Winnie, who was that friend you mentioned before? Augustine, was it?” she suddenly felt curious as to why he seemed upset while remembering him.

“Augustine :3 I call him ‘Auggie’!!!! Augustine is very similar to August and that’s SOweird because MY name is Winnie :3 And if you REALLY REALLY think about it Winnie’s like… ALMOST winter which is the opposite of summer!!! >:3 I don't know anyone whose name is Summer tho :< But I know about someone called Augustine!!! That’s because he is my best friend :3333 He is like a really awesome guy, we have been friends since we were small :OOO One time when me and Auggie were little we played HIDE N’ SEEK!!! :3 And then I hid behind a tree, and he was like ‘i found you’ but he didn’t actually see me, but i thought he did!!! So I went out of my hiding spot and then he ACTUALLY saw me >:OOO!!! And then I lost my best hiding spot ever!!! It was so good because it was like a really smart place, n i was like ‘nnoooooo that’s messed up’ because I did all that for nothing!!! But then he was like ‘wsg gang i love you’ and i was like wow :333 i miss him.” Wiener the poop rambled.

To Sayaka, all of it was like… a big big stream of noise which her head simply couldn’t decipher no matter how hard she tried.

“Yeah uh,, okay-“ she was promptly interrupted by the sloshing of water. She turned around to see the boat had returned, with Sans, Boksu and Sunny stepping off, the raven haired girl looking stiffer than usual. Sayaka put two and two together and came to a conclusion. Sans is a rambler like Winnie, but only to a select few people or something, and has rambled to Boksu leaving her like… this… Snapping out of it, she spoke up: “We just have to wait for the others now” she stood in a random corner, nervously tapping her foot while thinking of something. 

Winnie approached Sans, not really discreetly, whispering: “That’s kind of unusual :O What’s up with her?” he was some king of… astounded. “Yeah something like that,” Sans responded. He was juggling some king of… hot dogs at the moment for Wiener the poop. 

Siffrin, the Zhenzhen princess and Alphys soon arrived, stepping off the boat and approaching the group. “That should be everyone, correct?” Boksu asked, as Nangong Jingnü nodded, smiling softly. 

Alpha loser collapsed on the floor, stuttering “I-I-iiiii I’m s-so dizzy…”. Winnie took notice and approached her, patting her back before rambling. 

“OH :3 One time when I was on a boat :3c IT WAS LIKE SUPER BIG but I got VERY dizzy o-O because it was very stormy that time and I was like ‘WOAHHHH that is so dizzying’ and then my mom was like’ yeah something like that’ n i got MOTIONSICK ,:3 IT SUCKED because i felt like REALLY REALLY BAD and then my head was like really ‘ughhhhhhh ahsdhashdahda ouch ouch’ because OH MAN the boat was :O some king of… moving…. But otherwise the boat was REALLY awesome :333 At the boat there were like many people, and those people were just like me n normal, which was cool :3c but the boat was ugly tho :( JUST KIDDING!!! It was ok :3c It was super boaty!!! And it reminded me of a boat i saw in a film once, it was very similar in the way it was floating on the ocean :OOOO And I was… astounded… Because at the boat there was this some king of… room… where I could like play with some king of… toys!!! :333 Like a toy room!!! On a BOAT :3!!!!!!!!!!! It was like super awesome, the toys were like really awesome, there was a toy car which i REALLY liked :OO but then i realised that I would never be able to see it again ‘cause it was not mine, but the boat’s :*( but it was ok tho because it was awesome enough to make me accept that other people also wanted to play with it :3” Wiener the poop rambled. Nobody paid attention and were instead fixated on the new place they were. 

Sunny omor wrote “We’re in some king of… resort?”. He glanced around with his singular fucking eye. Boksu looked around the place, there were barely any other people there than them. She reluctantly asked Sans: “Hey… how come there are barely any people here? Come to think of it, I have barely seen anyone native to this world besides you up until now.” Boksu looked around as Sans’ eyes closed. “A while ago some king of… human fell down to the Underground. I met them right before I met you guys actually, but lost track of them since you know. And since, the place has gotten quieter and quieter.” 

She put her hand on her chin, pondering. Maybe they were all going through something when they all got here? “I haven’t had the time to keep my eye on the human, so who knows what they’ve been up to… I guess I have my suspicions…”. A thought came to Winnie’s mind. “Oh!! :3 Suspicions? I guess Auggie had those about me too… It makes me think of when we were in the car, in the middle of summer, and it started snowing. We were so confused! But we hadn’t been talking for a long time before that, so we were mostly silent. I still feel horrible about that, Auggie is my favourite person. So we were in the car until, suddenly, I felt the car drift and everything became a blur of white and snow, and then a bright light appeared? I woke up in the middle of a snowy forest. I thought I was back home, but then I found Sayaka! :o isn’t that crazy” he gestured towards the blue haired bisexual in question. “What, huh? Sorry I wasn’t really listening to what you said, what’s up,” Sayaka genuinely felt a bit bad for ignoring Wiener the poop, however he did some king of… :3 face. 

“OH :3 one time when i was like 14 :3c i was talking to Auggie about the bird i saw the day earlier :O AND THE BIRD WAS SO COOL by the way :3 It was like ‘caw caw’ and that was so fucking cool. If i were a bird i would probably be an eagle, because eagle’s are awesome :3c they say like ‘caw caw’ but super COOOL!!! One time I saw an eagle eating a cat, that wasn’t that cool :( i was like ‘nooooooo eagle don’t eat the car!!!’ and it was like ‘shut up kid i will eat the car’ but it didn’t ACTUALLY say that because eagles can’t talk :< and then it took the cat and FLED and i was so upset! That was the day i realised that not all eagles are cool, and that some can be some king of… cruel… just like the one i saw that day eating the car ,:3 BUT thankfully not all eagles are like that, and are actually REALLY cool!!! :3c but anyways i told Auggie about the bird I saw, which went ‘caw caw’ and he was like ‘oh sorry i didn’t really pay attention to what you said’ and I was SO upset because the bird was SUPER awesome >:OOO!!! It wasn’t exactly an eagle but it was still super cool :U but alas… he didn’t pay attention to my story… and it was a really GOOD story even!!!! I was like, walking home one day, and then BOOM a BIRD flew past me :3!!! It was really different from all of the other birds I have seen around so I wondered if it might have MIGRATED from some king of… other place to get here :3 and then I followed the bird instead of walking home!!! I followed it deep into the woods and then I saw it resting in the trees n i was like ‘you are so cool’ but I didn’t say it out loud because I didn’t want to SCARE the bird :3!!! I should have brought my camera with me because it was super duper pretty and then I would have had proof of the really awesome bird that I saw :3c but then it flew away and I never saw it again :( then i went back home again and then my mom was upset because I took SO LONG!!! She was like, ‘Winnie you shouldn’t leave for that long, it makes me worry!’ and I was like ‘But moooom there was a really awesome bird there and it was like super pretty’ and she was like ‘ugh I DON’T CARE!!! The dinner is cold now’ and then I was like ‘oh no the dinner’ :( ” Wiener the poop rambled. Wiener the poop was… astounded.

Boksu sighed once again, and reluctantly glanced at Sans asking “Sans, where can we go from here?” Sans er er erred: “Well, there is some king of… castle is pretty close from here. We could go there er er er… yeah something like that”. Boksu groaned over Sans’ sansness, what is up with this guy anyways. “Oh, wait!” Siffrin blurted out. “There is some king of… guy in that restaurant there, should we talk to him?”

“Er er er sure why not.” Sans sanswered, approaching the fast food local with the group of very strange individuals. The unhinged employee greeted them “Hi and welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium or something like that. I hate my job, what can I get you???” he made a dramatic facial expression while talking.

Siffrin got an idea for an pun. “Hey, burgerguy,” They snapped their fingers to get his attention, smiling. “Why did the burger go to the gym?” The some king of… Burgerguy thought for a moment. “Idk why??” he eventually said. Siffrin had the biggest shit eating grin on his face: “To get better buns!!!” Burgerpants felt the need to die.

Sunny was zoning out, standing there being silly, until he refocused on the menu behind the counter. He was feeling some king of… hungry. Sunny took out his notebook: “I am hungry,” he wrote as he showed it to Siffrin. “Oh, hmm… I don’t think my currency works here,” They turned around to Sans.

Sunny scribbled: “do you have clams?”. They all looked at him confusedly, with Sayaka interrupting: “Uh what?? You have such strange mannerisms you silly boy…” 

“Yeah, Sunny, that didn’t make… cents,” Siffrin grinned. Sans took out his sans-wallet and opened it revealing two g’s, the currency of the Underground, one button and a fly, flying out of the wallet. “I don’t think that’s going to be enough” Boksu sighed, peering over to look inside the sans-wallet. Sunny frowned. “If Hero was here, he could charm them,” he noted.

“Wait everyone, gather up in a circle,” Sans suggested. Everyone huddled up some king of… weird oval… “We NEED to get that burger,” Sans demanded as Burgerpants watched.

“The wizard is right. I am quite some king of…hungry myself” the Zhenzhen princess added. Nangong Jingnü’s mouth watered just by thinking of it. Boksu was somewhat hungry herself, but she didn’t want to admit it. “Let’s get the princess a burger.” She nodded, she looked as Sunny pouted and added a “...and Sunny”. 

After a bit of brainstorming, they came up with something. “Jingnü, you can distract him. Siffrin, you jump in and steal it.” Sunny wrote. “Yeah something like that” Sans er er erred, looking at his companions. “Let’s just… jump him…” Sayaka suggested. “He’s like… just a guy.” 

“In hindsight that’s a better option, '' Go Boksu agreed. Sans gave her a deadstare. “nvm” she uttered. Meanwhile, Burgerguy was some king of just,,, standing there. 

He was listening to them talking about jumping him, and decided that he wasn’t paid enough to deal with it and started to prepare a meal instead. “What if we like… beat him up :3 Steal his money and give it back to him :3c” Wiener the poop suggested.

“What would be the point of that,” Sayaka sighed. Winnie didn’t answer, simply staring back at her doing some king of… :3 face once more. Nangong Jingnü rested her chin on her hands, thinking. “Can’t everyone just check their pockets for whatever they have?” She suggested.

Sunny checked his pockets, taking out his knife. “We could use this,” he deadpanned while writing. 

“Sunny, put that away, that uh wouldn’t be very… knife…” Siffrin replied, unsure of what else to say. Burgerpants was finished with making their food. “HERE IT IS ON THE HOUSE I don’t get paid enough for this.” He has made burgers… hooray.

“Or I guess that works too.” Boksu put a hand on her face. They approached the underpaid employee and took their food. 

The strange group of some king of… individuals picked some random spot in the restaurant to sit, as Siffrin bumped their hip on one of the surrounding tables. Sunny looked at him, an understanding expression in his eye, as the rouge stared back. “Depth perception…” Sunny omor began to sign, before facepalming and feeling the need to die. 

Siffrin paused, remembering. Stars. Had he seriously not changed, even if everything around them had? The loop had changed, sure, but- Was this the stars’, no, the universe’s new way of punishing him? Of mocking him? They wouldn’t see their family members  again, and even if he did, they’d hate him, hate him, hate-

The air around him felt so, so blindingly, sickeningly sweet, drowning, sinking in it, he-

Follow the script. 

They thought for a moment, before putting up a smirk on their face. “ Eye guess I didn’t see that!” He winked, looking up from beneath his hat. 

Their horrible pun was met by Boksu’s scoff and Sans’ and the Zhenzhen princess’s snickering. “Yeah something like that,” they both giggled like some king of… silly people. Sunny gazed at him, an unreadable yet soft expression in his face.

Let the show go on.

Everyone ate their food as they sat, it was good…. Or something.