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Prologue

Think of the worst people you ever met. Good, now we-

Wait…That’s it? Those are the worst people you’ve ever met? That's it?

Huh, that’s not enough. We need someone worse. Think of the real worst people you’ve ever met, people horrendous, people whose morality makes you question your faith in humanity. People treat you so badly that you went insane from the pain they gave you. People that-

Really? You’re thinking the truth?

Damn, ok let’s take it a step further than that. Let’s try this again.

Think of the worst characters you know.

Not in terms of writing but, in terms of morality. They can be the best-written characters ever as long as they’re evil as all hell.

Thought it? Perfect.

Yes, that’s what I wanted. Now you know the characters' depravity. Hopefully, you understand them. Because, now maybe you’ll understand how bad these four, wait, excuse me, three men are.

These are the worst people alive. These are the most evil beings on the Planet.

These are the men who just wanted to be loved and never were.

This is a story about The Jackasses.