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i am god (shut the fuck up miku)

Summary:

i don't know if i'm funny or not

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Group Chat :D

Chapter Text

Hatsune Miku has created the group 'i am god' 

 

Hatsune Miku has added 20 people! 

 

 

shiho: why the fuck am i awake at 3am 

 

saki: Hiii :D 

 

ichika: Hello

 

honami: Hi

 

minori: HELLO :3

 

haruka: What's happening? 

 

airi: the fuck

 

shizuku: Hello!!!!!

 

kohane: ???

 

an: holy shit what

 

akito: Why am I added to this

 

toya: Hello? What's going on? 

 

tsukasa: HAHAHA! I AM THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE STAR! Pleasure to meet you :) 

 

emu: WONDERHOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

nene: emu your happiness is blinding me

 

rui: Fufu~ Why hello :) 

 

kanade: oh we're supposed to say hi? 

 

mafuyu: Hello, everyone. 

 

ena: the fuck i was sleeping

 

mizuki: yaho! 

 

miku: Hiiii everyone!! Welcome to this group chat :3 I made this so that you guys can become friends and have fun!!! Get to know yourselves!!!!!!! 

miku: Oh! and 1 more thing :3

 

 

miku changed ichika's name to main character

miku changed saki's name to sake

miku changed honami's name to mother

miku changed shiho's name to ichika kisser

miku changed minori's name to simp

miku changed haruka's name to penguin wife

miku changed airi's name to natsuki

miku changed shizuku's name to grandma

miku changed kohane's name to character development

miku changed an's name to celine dion

miku changed akito's name to  walmart ed sheeran

miku changed toya's name to off brand todoroki

miku changed tsukasa's name to world future star

miku changed emu's name to wonderfuck

miku changed nene's name to glory steady go

miku changed rui's name to high pressure washing machine

miku changed kanade's name to K

miku changed mafuyu's name to Yuki

miku changed ena's name to Enanan

miku changed mizuki's name to Amia

miku changed their name to god

 

god: Alright~ Bye! :D

 

god is offline

 

walmart ed sheeren: MIKU WHY

 

glory steady go: hmm not bad

 

ichika kisser: i am NOT an ichika kisser

 

celine dion: name says otherwise

 

walmart ed sheeran: you play lip guitar with her more than playing ACTUAL guitar

 

ichika kisser: 

 

ichika kisser: fair point

 

main character: Miku, am I really the main character???

 

god: I would've named you shiho kisser but you're my favorite so I was nice

 

walmart ed sheeran: MIKU JUST WHY

 

off brand todoroki: It's okay, Akito. I still love you. 

 

walmart ed sheeran: 

 

celine dion: you do NOT deserve him

 

walmart ed sheeran: I do not

 

Enanan: i agree

 

walmart ed sheeran: shut up Ena

 

Enanan: no

 

high pressure washing machine: Fufu~ 

 

walmart ed sheeran: what're you fUfU~ing abt huh

 

toya: Leave him, Akito. 

 

walmart ed sheeran: yes sir

 

simp: Simp? What's a simp? 

 

wonderfuck: What's fuck? 

 

god: 

 

god: You're so pure

 

glory steady go: never say fuck again emu

 

wonderfuck: Why not? 

 

glory steady go: 

 

glory steady go: no

 

god: ANYWAYS-

 

god: Oh I forgot to add the other virtual singers

 

god: Hold on-

 

god has added 5 people! 

god changed len's name to left side

god changed rin's name to right side

god changed luka's name to magnet is real

god changed meiko's name to drunk aunt

god changed kaito's name to princess

 

left side: WHEEEEEEEE

 

right side: hi hiiiii :D

 

magnet is real: Hellooo

 

drunk aunt: Hwelloeo

 

princess: are you drunk

 

god: she is

 

god: anyways

 

sake: What's the time? We have school tomorrow

 

ichika kisser: let me see

 

ichika kisser: what the fuck its 3 am

 

K: hi

 

Enanan: K GO TO SLEEP

 

 

Chapter 2: Airi and Shizuku are doing WHAT?!

Summary:

ehehehehhehehhe i know what you are wheheeheheh

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

i am god

 

Yuki: I think Airi and Shizuku are doing IT

 

Enanan: excUSE ME WHAT

 

Yuki: I hear noises coming from Shizuku's room

Yuki: Airi's screaming

Yuki: She's saying, 'Faster, faster, shit'

 

Enanan: 

 

Enanan: i need a minute to process this

 

Enanan went offline! 

 

wonderfuck: What's going on? 

 

world future star: Something that your eyes don't deserve to see

world future star: They are too pure

 

wonderfuck: 

wonderfuck: Okay! :> 

 

glory steady go: what's happening

 

world future star: Airi and Shizuku are fucking

 

glory steady go: THE FUCk?!

 

high pressure washing machine: Fufu~ Hi everyone~ 

 

off brand todoroki: Hello :) 

 

walmart ed sheeran: Hii Toya :D

 

celine dion: whipped

 

walmart ed sheeran: how does that make me whipped

 

celine dion: i don't know, it just does

 

character development: hi guys :D

 

celine dion: HI KOHANE

 

walmart ed sheeran: and you say I'm whipped

 

celine dion: fucker we're all dating im allowed to be whipped

celine dion: you lost the rights because you didn't buy me rum raisin ice cream

 

walmart ed sheeran: okok first of all

walmart ed sheeran: WHO THE FUCK LIKES RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM

 

celine dion: ME YOU ASSHOLE

 

off brand todoroki: Oh no...you guys had a streak! Why'd you have to fight again...?

 

character development: you want to reset the counter? or should i??

 

off brand todoroki: I'll do it..

 

off brand todoroki went offline

character development went offline

 

ichika kisser: 

ichika kisser: is no one going to talk about the faCT THAT MY SISTER LOST HER VIRGINITY?!

 

grandma is online!

natsuki is online! 

 

natsuki: well...that was an experience

 

grandma: I agree! It was a bit scary...but I'm glad I got to do it with you, Airi 😊

 

Enanan: AIRI WHAT THE FUCK

Enanan: YOU WERE HAVING SEX?!

 

natsuki: WHAT THE FUCK WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!

 

Enanan: MAFUYU

 

natsuki: WE WERE WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IDIOT

 

Enanan: WHAT

Enanan: THEN WHY WERE YOU SAYING FASTER

 

natsuki: THE MC WAS GETTING CHASED AND HE WAS TOO SLOW

 

Enanan: oh

 

natsuki: ena what the fuck

 

Enanan: 

 

Yuki: If you want to do it, I don't mind. Just not so loud

 

natsuki: ASAHINA WHAT THE FUCK

 

grandma: What's fuck? 

 

natsuki: 

natsuki: NOT YOU TOO

 

god is online

 

god: what the fuck did I just see

 

wonderfuck: Hell

 

glory steady go: 

glory steady go: WHO LET HER NEAR AKITO AGAIN

 

 

Notes:

guyguysguys look

 


DUCK

Chapter 3: Who Let Emu Near Akito?

Summary:

...wonderfuck

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

wonderfuck: fuck

 

walmart ed sheeran: exCUSE ME

 

wonderfuck: you're excused

 

celine dion: WHAT

 

Amia: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no 

Amia: @Everyone EMERGENCY MEETING RN

 

22+ users are online

wonderfuck has been muted

 

glory steady go: what tf happened mizuki

 

Amia: thank you for your time, everybody

 

Enanan: what's going on mizuki

 

ichika kisser: you cant leave us hanging

 

Amia: okok so

Amia: backread

Amia: and see for yourself

Amia: i dont want to talk about it rn

 

main character: okay i just want to say

main character: excuse me for my language

main character: but what the fuckkkkk ???!??!?

 

glory steady go: ...

 

world future star: ...

 

high pressure washing machine: ...

 

ichika kisser: damn u got the whole squad laughing

 

K: I don't even know what's going on but I'm concerned. 

 

Enanan: backread

 

K: Okay

 

K: 

 

K: Ah, I see. 

 

sake: ...

 

mother: She's currently sitting in a corner staring at a wall. 

mother: I don't think she's okay...

 

walmart ed sheeran: Who even started this anyway?! why're you so obsessed over Emu swearing? 

walmart ed sheeran: She's a teenager, it's bound to happen sometime smh

 

celine dion: 

celine dion: this is revenge

 

walmart ed sheeran: For what

 

celine dion: AKITO TAUGHT HER

 

world future star: WHAT

 

glory steady go: WHAT THE FUCK AKITO???

 

high pressure washing machine: ...Please tell me you're joking. 

 

celine dion: nono it's true 

celine dion: emu usually visits kamiko right?? so she heard him say fuck so...

 

high pressure washing machine: 

 

high pressure washing machine went offline

glory steady go went offline

world future star went offline

 

walmart ed sheeran: AN WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING??!??

 

celine dion: you insulted rum raisin ice cream dipshit

celine dion: you basically asked for it

 

walmart ed sheeran: An istg

 

wonderfuck: What's happening? 

 

walmart ed sheeran: YOU LITTLE SHI-

 

off brand todoroki: Akito. 

 

walmart ed sheeran: yes sir

 

Amia: whipped

 

Enanan: whipped

 

Yuki: whipped

 

K: whipped

 

high pressure washing machine: damn u got the whole N25 against you

 

glory steady go: 

glory steady go: @Amia, @Enanan, @Yuki, @K YOURE N25?!

 

Yuki: 

 

Yuki went offline

Enanan went offline

K went offline

Amia went offline

 

 

Notes:

im so funny

Chapter 4: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIZUKI! 🎀

Summary:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D i would pull but im saving...

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Enanan: happy birthday mizukiiiii! 🩷🩷🩷

 

Yuki: Happy Birthday

 

K: Happy birthday :) 🩷

 

main character: happy birthday, mizuki!!

 

saki: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! <333 🩷🩷🩷

 

mother: Happy birthday mizuki !! 🩷🩷🩷

 

ichika kisser: happy bday

 

simp: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GREATEST FAN!! ＼(≧▽≦)／＼(≧▽≦)／

 

penguin's wife: Happy birthday 🩷

 

natsuki: happy birthday :D

 

grandma: Happy Birthday 🩷🩷🩷 

 

character development: happy bday mizuki !!

 

celine dion: HAPPY BDAY MIZUUUUUU 🩷🩷🩷 :DDDDDDD

 

walmart ed sheeran: hbd mizuki

 

off brand todoroki: Happy Birthday :) 

 

world future star: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MIZUKI!!! 🩷 ⭐⭐

 

wonderfuck: HAPPY WONDERHOY BIRTHDAY MIZUKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌸✨⭐🌟🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💕💓💘💖💝☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

 

glory steady go: happy birthday 🩷

 

high pressure washing machine: Fufu~ Happy Birthday Mizuki :) 

 

Amia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TYSM YOU GUYS IM SOBBING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭🥹 TSYMMMMM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-0- -0- -0- 

 

Mizu 🎀 -> Rui :)

 

Rui :): I'm proud of you, you know that? 

 

Mizu 🎀: ...thanks 

Mizu 🎀: <3

 

Rui :): <3

 

Notes:

askdjalskjdasjdaklsjdeifuaoea mizu you may not be my favorite but i love you too okay :D

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chapter 5: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MIKU (the legend herself) 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶✨

Summary:

i’m typing this on my ipad rn what fun

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

main character: HAPPY FUCKING ANNIVERSARY MY WONDERFUL GOD I WORSHIP

 

ichika kisser: the fuck?? 

ichika kisser: anyways happy anniversary 

 

sake: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MIKUUUUUUUU

 

mother: happy anniversary :)

 

simp: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSYSHSHDBCISJJCBIDJSCBJI

 

penguin wife: You need your meds again…anyways happy anniversary :) 

 

natsuki: happy anniversary >:3

 

grandma: Happy Anniversary Miku ☺️💙

 

character development: i forgot to open my kaomoji keyboard smh but HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MIKUUUUU 💙💙💙💙💙💙

 

celine dion: happy anniversary <3 thanks for everything !!

 

walmart ed sheeran: happy anniversary miku 

 

off brand todoroki: Happy Anniversary Miku 🙂

 

world future star: Seeing Toya use emojis is somewhat heartwarming…

world future star: anyways HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DEAR MIKU ⭐️ ⭐️ 🌟 💫 💙💙💙💙💙✨✨✨✨🌟⭐️🌟💫💫🌟

 

wonderfuck: HAPPY WONDERHOY ANNIVERSARY MIKU CHAN 💙💙💙❤️✨❤️✨🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙💙💙💙💙💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟💙🌟🌟💙🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🔵🔵🔵🔷🔷🔷🔹🔹🔹🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

 

glory steady go: did you just use all the blue shapes 

glory steady go: but happy anniversary miku 💙

 

high pressure washing machine: Happy anniversary Miku~ 

 

K: Happy Anniversary Miku 

 

Enanan: happy anniversary mikuuu <3333

 

Amia: happy anniversary miku 😚💙

 

Yuki: Happy Anniversary Miku 💙 

Yuki: :)

 

god:

god is offline

 

left side: Uhhhh what’s happening kaito get the girls 

 

princess: on it

 

Enanan: What’s happening? 

 

right side: uhhhhh she’s like…crying 

right side: a lot

right side: a very concerning amount hold on 

 

meiko: we’re going to be offline for a bit, thank you guys so much for the support <3

 

luka: Bye~

 

-

 

 

Legends rahhhhhhh 

 

The Queen Herself 💙: ISNSJjsjsiJjsjsjKSNWIjsisjs Did you se what they add they’re sinswert im him crying

 

Love is hellfire: Miku…

 

Orange: Miku you KNOW that we love you

 

Banananananaaaaaa: Yeah ! You’re the best :3

 

King: Yeah

 

LukaLukaFever: And we won’t trade you for the world. You’re everything to us 

 

Banananananaaaaaa: The whole community sending u wishes, including flower, gumi, etc. 

 

The Queen Herself 💙: YOI GUYBSSSSSSSSSSNIFKDJDJEJD ILYSM 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

 

Orange: aaaaand she’s crying again 

-

 

i am god

 

god: …You removed the shut up part…

god: hehe….thank you

 

god: Thank you so much

 

god: I love you 💙

 

_

 

 

“And let’s keeping singing with all our heart!”

Notes:

uhhhhh fun fact did u know that rolling girl was the first miku song i encountered

 

and it’s really weird since the meaning and the lyrics are now me. like, they ARE me

 

…was i foreshadowing…?

Chapter 6: HAPPY WONDERHOY BIRTHDAY EMU 🩷⭐️

Summary:

let’s pretend that this isn’t 1 day late thank you

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

world future star: HAPPPPPYYYYY BDAYYYYYYYYYY EMUUUUUUU ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 

 

glory steady go: happy day emuuu <3 

 

high pressure washing machine: happy birthday emu fufu~ 

 

 

main character: Happy Birthday! 

 

 

 

sake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU AKAORJEISHDJSHSHSJDJDJS YAYAYAYAYAYA

 

mother: Happy Birthday Emu 🎉 

 

ichika kisser: happy bday! 

 

simp: HAPPY BDAY! 

 

penguin’s wife: Happy birthday emu! 🎂🎂

 

natsuki: Happy birthday 

 

grandma: Happy Birthday dear 😊😊

 

character development: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

 

celine dion: happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! wonderhoy!!! 

 

walmart ed sheeran: happy bday 

 

off brand todoroki: Happy Birthday Emu! 

 

K: Happy Birthday 🙂 

 

Yuki: Happy Birthday Emu 🩷 

 

enanan: happy bday!!!!!!!!

 

amia: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU !!! <33333

 

wonderfuck: YOU GUYSSS

wonderfuck: IM CRYING RN 

wonderfuck: IOWPZPLDWMDBCVAHEJWO THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU ILYSM 

 

world future star: We love you too, Emu 

 

glory steady go: ah shit she’s crying again hol on 

 

-

 

Notes:

this is so quick i have school

Chapter 7: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARUKA 💙🐧

Summary:

i didn' get the birthday gacha till a few days ago so dont blame me for this being late

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

simp: HAPPPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAY MY CUT AMAZING DEAR IDOL AND I LOVE YOU SM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BABY MY SWEETIE PIE AND I LOVE YOU SM AND WE'LL HOPE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

 

natsuki: if that wasn't gay i don't know what is

 

 

enanan: akito

 

 

natsuki: good point

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: bro come on man 

 

 

off brand todoroki: Do you need a kiss, Akito? 

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: Yes pls

 

 

enanan: my point exactly

 

 

natsuki: lol happy bday haruka! 💙💙

 

 

grandma: Happy birthday! 💙💙💙

 

 

main character: Happy birthday Haruka!

 

 

sake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

 

 

mother: Happy Birthday Haruka! 

 

 

ichika kisser: happy birthday haruka and anyway CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE MY NAME TO SOMETHING ELSE

 

 

god: no

 

character development: Happy birthday haruka! 

 

celine dion: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: do I have to do this

 

 

enanan: yes

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: die

 

 

enanan: i would gladly

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: go be suicidal somewhere else 

 

 

Yuki: Talking to me? 

 

 

off brand todoroki: Akito. 

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: Happy Birthday Haruka 💙

 

 

off brand todoroki: Happy Birthday Haruka! 

 

 

world future star: HAH HAH HAH ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR HARUKA! 

 

 

wonderfuck: HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

wonderfuck: WONDERHOYYYYYYYYYY

wonderfuck: BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

 

 

glory steady go: you're even worse than minori

glory steady go: anyways happy birthdayyy <3 

 

 

high pressure washing machine: Happy birthday fufu~

 

 

K: Happy Birthday! 

 

 

Yuki: Happy Birthday Haruka. 

 

 

enanan: happy bday haruka ! 

 

 

amia: happy birthday!!! <33

 

penguin wife: THANK YOU SM YOU GUYS SOBBING RN

 

simp: NO WAIT DON'T CRY-

Notes:

i didnt go to school for 3 days in a row

i'll go for drama club though (save me)

i wanna pull so bad but im saving for sanrio im cooked

Chapter 8: Akiyama will temporarily stop appearing in the "real world." Would you like to continue reading?

Summary:

mizuki akiyama won't be appearing in this fic for the time being. do you wish to continue reading?

Notes:

yes i know i should move on from mizu5 and i will i just wanted to do this !!

(AKI5 CARDS ARE HOT I AM SIMPING FOR AN)

but yeah, mizuki wont appear in this until they appear in the real world in the game

until then, mizuki wont be chatting

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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high pressure washing machine: Oh you didn't know? 

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: OFC I DIDNT KNOW WDYM ENA'S PART OF N25

 

 

 

enanan: i'm honestly surprised that you didn't know, akito, considering you know about me being in a music circle

enanan: but then again, you never really were the person who had brains and common sense

 

 

celine dion: this is why you're my favorite person

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: HEY

 

 

celine dion: apart from kohane ofc

 

 

character development: lyt <333

 

 

celine dion: <3333

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: yuck

 

 

celine dion: huh

 

 

glory steady go: i forget that you guys are dating

 

 

celine dion: we're dating???!?!?

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: We are

 

 

celine dion: oh

celine dion: why 

 

 

character development: sigh

 

 

off brand todoroki: Has anyone seen Akiyama? I've noticed that they aren't attending school ever since the festival. 

 

 

celine dion: you're right,,,,i havent seen mizuki either

celine dion: akito, have you??

 

 

walmart ed sheeran: no, I haven't

walmart ed sheeran: Ena, you're the one closest to them. Plus, you guys sing together do you know where they are? 

walmart ed sheeran: Ena?? 

walmart ed sheeran: oiii

walmart ed sheeran: ENA

 

 

celine dion: maybe ena-san's busy???

 

 

off brand todoroki: She's online though

 

 

Yuki is online

K is online

 

 

Yuki: Ena's currently...busy at the moment. We'll get back to you later. 

 

enanan is offline

Yuki is offline

K is offline

 

 

Notes:

i know where you live

if anybody named alex, zoe, or samantha is reading this pls leave a comment saying "pee"

thanks (DON'T SAY YOUR REAL NAME I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING)

Chapter 9: fuck you luka (not you luka the other one)

Summary:

hehehe

heh

hehehe

alien stage fans come get the crossover

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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walmart ed sheeran: fuck you luka i hate you die

 

magnet is real: ????

 

off brand todoroki: Akito, are you good?

 

celine dion: KJSLDKJAS SSUA SIDAJSLKDJASLK SUAAAAAAAAL SKJDALSKDJALSKD NOO NASODNAOSDALKDJASLKDJ LWHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIEEEE ALKSJDLKASJDLAK SJDLKASJDKLASJDLKASJ

 

character development: an??

 

enanan: can i throw luka into a meatgrinder

 

magnet is real: WHY DO YOU WANT YOU THROW ME INTO A MEAT GRINDER

 

glory steady go: not you luka

 

penguin wife: they watched alien stage, huh?

 

glory steady go: yeah looks like it

 

character development: AN BREATHE STOP CRYING!!

 

god: oh yeah!! It's a good show we should watch it sometime luka :D

 

magnet is real: yeah ok

 

wonderfuck: Alien stage? Sounds cool! Are the aliens cute? Are they friendly? :D

 

glory steady go:

 

celine dion: oh you dear child i love you

Notes:

fuck you luka (not the vocaloid i love you mwah)

Chapter 10: guys i’m so sorry for being dead on here i’m alive trust 🙏

Summary:

ok i just realized i missed akita’s birthday and i am sorry

Notes:

this is ridiculously short i’m sorry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

walmart ed sheeran: okay buddy WHY would you forget me like that

 

celine dion: we celebrated your birthday dumbass, it’s just that you forgot we did

 

character development: remember we all love you !! <3

 

enanan: except me

 

character development: no
character development: you guys WILL get along, and there will be NO fights today.

 

enanan: fine

 

walmart ed sheeran: fine

 

celine dion: woah you’re scary

 

character development: ty!! ^^

Notes:

ENA5 KILLED ME IN A GOOD WAY THEM THEMTHRMTHEMTHEM I HATE THEM SO MURCH SKKAKSJFJFNF UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU 💦😢😭😭😭☹️

Chapter 11: jingle bells jingle bells jingles bells

Summary:

guys i’m not dead

Chapter Text

world future star: jingle bells

glory steady go: oh my god teukasa just shut the fuck UP ISTG

amia: woah is everything okay?

wonderfuck: tsukasa loves christmas a lot and so hes been singing lots of wonderhoy carols and songs! \(^ヮ^)/

walmart ed sheeran: and how long has this bwen going on for?

sake: 5 days

amia: hes really in the festive spirit huh?

glory steady go: tsukasa christmas is over

world future star: But it shall still be in our hearts.
world future star: JINGLE BELLS

glory steady go: TSUKASA I WILL JINGLE YOUR BELLS IN YOU DONT STOP

world future star:

world future star: jingle bells

Chapter 12: happy new years!

Summary:

:))) happy new years everybody!! ty sm for supporting me!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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celine dion: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!

walmart ed sheeran: happy new years!

enanan: happy new years <333

amia: HAPPY NEW UEARS KAALSJDNSNSLKSSKJSKQKDDNDNBDHS \(^ヮ^)/

wonderfuck: HAVE A WONDERHOY NEW YEARS EVERYBODY! \(^ヮ^)/╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ

glory steady go: Happy new years!!

high pressure washing machine: Happy New Years! 🎉

sake: happy new years!

main character: happy new yearssss!!!!!

character development: HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEARS! \(^ヮ^)/

simp: happy new years! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

penguin wife: Happy new years everybody!

mother: happy new years !!!!!

ichika kisser: happy new years everybody

natsuki: Happy new years you guys!! thanks so much for this wonderful year!

grandma: Happy new years! ＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／＼(٥⁀▽⁀ )／\(^ヮ^)/\(^ヮ^)/\(^ヮ^)/\(^ヮ^)/

world future star: HAPPY NEW YEAR 🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️✨

off brand todoroki: Happy new years everyone!

K: Happy new year everybody :)

Yuki: Have a wonderful 2025 everyone.

Notes:

guys i’m so cooked sanrio gacha and new years gacha + colorfes gacha are all in the same month I ONLY HAVE 45K 😭😭

anygays i accidentaly spelled new as mew

Notes:

ewwwe wew ewew this is so shitty and ew alsdalskdj ugh i hate this uhghgh shroahof