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SEKAI DE ICHIBAN NO SUTORAIKA 🔥🔥🔥

22:46 pm

kunigami: wow its been three months since anyone sent a text in here

scrooge mcduck: we were busy enjoying summer

scrooge mcduck: oh shit hell yeah i love this cartoon

kaido shun defender: hi

slursagi: man its only the start of week 2 and i already wanna kms

rin: do it 

rin: no ones stopping you

slursagi: wow rin i thought you cared about me ☹️💔

rin: you were mistaken

slursagi: BRO WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU 😭 IM LITERALLY THE NICEST 11TH GRADER IN THIS SCHOOL

kurona: says the one who swears like its second nature, nature

raichi: motherfucker thats debatable

princess: the nicest 11th grader is bachira

princess: hes literally a ray of sunshine

princess: have you even seen him

slursagi: OK FINE BUT I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS

rin: you should still kys

slursagi: YOU ADMITTED THAT I DIDNT DO SHIT TO YOU GUYS

rin: kys

scrooge mcduck: I agree!!

otoya: YO CAN I BORROW SOMEONE'S PHONE

otoya: NETFLIX IS BEING A PIECE OF CRAP ON MINE

NOT kuroo: then fix your netflix lmao?

princess: its only been 1 week and 2 days but im about to murder these stairs

kunigami: why

princess: theyre so long

kunigami: chigiri

kunigami: its literally just 8 steps total

kunigami: just climb it

kaido shun defender: its too troublesome to laugh

slursagi: YOURE LITERALLY TALKING RN

kaido shun defender: no im not, reo did something to my phone

kaido shun defender: texting is less of a hassle now

slursagi: trust the modern scrooge mcduck to solve everything with money

slursagi: conceited bitch

scrooge mcduck: WHO ARE YOU CALLING CONCEITED

slursagi: YOU OBVIOUSLY

slursagi: DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME BLIND???

slursagi: well i wouldnt be surprised, i have a very bright aura after all

scrooge mcduck: THIS NARCISSISTIC BITCH

kunigami: watch out for the banana peel

scrooge mcduck: kunigami

scrooge mcduck: why would you warn him

kunigami: it's the right thing to do?

scrooge mcduck: do you not get the concept of making a person you hate suffer

NOT kuroo: I AM MOST DEFINITELY SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE HAHA

alexander hamilton ripoff: is isagi okay? he doesn't look too good....

kaido shun defender: he's fine, he's just an idiot

princess: forever hateful that they put the printer in the DP room on the 2nd floor

princess: its so fucking far 💔💔

certified menace: YOOOO THERES THESE BIO PRINTS IN THE PRINTER

princess: can you do me a favor and come over here and give it 

princess: im too tired to even walk that far

sae: i do not remember chigiri ever complaining about walking

kunigami: ignore her she's just being a drama queen

kunigami: since school started and she can no longer enjoy summer and lazing around

princess: NO IM NOT AND I DO NOT LAZE AROUND

princess: thats the job of mr 'i will defend a person who drowns in inch deep water'

scrooge mcduck: wowww and you guys call me a girl failure

scrooge mcduck: i feel second hand embarrassment for chigiri

kunigami: chigiri's not the one who put heart stickers on karasu's locker

kunigami: girl failure

scrooge mcduck: you promised never to bring that up ever again

scrooge mcduck: also that was a pure accident

scrooge mcduck: and back in g10

kunigami: you started this

kunigami: seemed only fitting

scrooge mcduck: I am going to end you

princess: rare sighting of the menace being helpful

certified menace: nah im just in too good of a mood to fight you

alexander hamilton ripoff: are we sure isagi's alive

everyones fave: he's fine! he just dropped his lunch!

rin: hes pathetic

slursagi: CAN YOU GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE SECOND

slursagi: I WAS MOURNING THE LOSS OF MY LUNCH

slursagi: FUCK YOU

slursagi: I HAVE NO FOOD NOW

slursagi: I HATE ALL OF YOU

everyones fave: ITS OKAY ISAGI!!! YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MINE!!!!!

slursagi: omg

slursagi: no way

slursagi: 🥹🥹🥹

slursagi: i am in love with you

slursagi: you make me so happy

slursagi: i love you bachira

slursagi: my savior

kaido shun defender: rare moment of isagi not cussing out someone

slursagi: BACHIRA IS A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHIN WHY WOULD I CUSS HIM OUT??

scrooge mcduck: sunshin

NOT Kuroo: sunshin

kurona: sunshin

slursagi: SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭

alexander hamilton ripoff: if everything's okey-dokey in here, i'll take my leave!

sae: can you ask the english teacher about next week's homework while you're at it 

alexander hamilton ripoff: you should do better to remember your hws! but will do!

scrooge mcduck: before we talk about the accidental confession

scrooge mcduck: isagi can't fucking spell sunshine

slursagi: IT WAS A TYPO

rin: fine i guess you can have some of my food too

slursagi: RIN BEING NICE?!?!?!

rin: im nice to everyone but you

rin: but I'll make an exception for today i guess

slursagi: wow does that mean im special

rin: maybe ill skewer you with my fork instead

slursagi: LMAO YOURE TOO MUCH OF A CHICKEN TO EVEN TRY

rin: watch me

slursagi: HAHAJHSEHDUEKA?!?!KI(#EOU")#E

princess: OH I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS

princess: WHOS WINNING

kunigami: who do you think

princess: we stan a king

princess: #affirm

kaido shun defender: this is such a hassle

kaido shun defender: i cant even get to my locker

kaido shun defender: reo can you get my stuff for me

scrooge mcduck: ofc bbg

slursagi: I CANT CATCH A FUCKING BREAK IN THIS ASS SCHOOL WITH DICKS FOR CLASSMATES

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everyones fave: isnt bio a skin care company??

otoya: IM DEAD

slursagi: bachira what the fuck 😭

everyones fave: arent we learning about skin care in bio?

everyones fave: i swear bio is a skin care company

rin: can I throw a table at him

slursagi: you do that and ill shove you into the wet cement bitchass

rin: i stabbed you.

rin: with a fork.

slursagi: if you wanted me dead you shoulda done it with a knife :P

NOT kuroo: isagi has a death wish?!

slursagi: NO I WANT TO LIVE TYVM

scrooge mcduck: is this a gehenna reference

slursagi: what the fuck is a gehenna

scrooge mcduck: you know what youre actually better off dead!

everyones fave: NO SERIOUSLY GUYS PLS

everyones fave: I SWEARRR BIO IS A SKIN CARE COMPANYY

kaido shun defender: u should do ur research

everyones fave: EWWWW RESEARCHHH EWWWWW

everyones fave: PUKINGGGGG

kunigami: bachira

kunigami: youre cleaning that up

everyones fave: aw dang it :(

rin: get isagi to help

slursagi: EW NO I AM NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP

rin: did you just call your best friend a piece of shit

slursagi: WTF NO

scrooge mcduck: can we talk about the fact that isagi has not heard of gehenna

slursagi: what the fuck is a gehenna

slursagi: is it a drug

princess: oi coach ego's saying hurry up or he'll kick us out of the club

kurona: isnt it a monday? we dont have practice today today

princess: tell that to coach ego

princess: anyways whats this about bio being a skin care company

everyones fave: CHIGIRIIIIINNNNNN

princess: hi bachira

princess: wtf

princess: who puked

kunigami: take a guess

princess: omg is it isagi

slursagi: STOP

princess: wait nvm bachira you good bro

everyones fave: IM OKAY!

sae: you guys really need to hurry the fuck up

sae: ego's pissed

kunigami: oops

kunigami: we're on our way

scrooge mcduck: still cant believe isagi's never heard of gehenna before

scrooge mcduck: my disappointment is immesurable

kaido shun defender: reoooo

scrooge mcduck: yes?

kaido shun defender: piggy back me?

scrooge mcduck: ofc my treasure

kaido shun defender: thanks

slursagi: you guys make me want to throw up

rin: if you do

rin: youre cleaning it up

slursagi: OKAY YOU DYSLEXIC EMO ASS

rin: at least i dont fail the chem pop quizzes unlike your ass

slursagi: idk what a gehenna is BUT IM ABOUT TO GEHENNA YOUR ASS

scrooge mcduck: pray tell me where tf youre gonna get gehenna from to gehenna rin's ass

slursagi: SHUT UP YOU MULTIMILLIONAIRE DUCK LOVER

scrooge mcduck: everything i learned about marketing and econ has been from this duck and not my parents

scrooge mcduck: scrooge will forever be an icon

everyones fave: OOOO I WANNA GEHENNA RINRIN'S ASS!!

rin: no thanks

everyones fave: AWW :(

hiori: im just wondering how bachira and isagi are gonna get a speaker up rin's ass

nanase: is it just me or did anyone else notice that rin spends more time in the 11th graders classroom than his own

rin: whats wrong with spending time in the 11th graders classroom

rin: i want to take part in the isagi bullying

slursagi: im gonna take you out on a romantic cruise out to sea and shipwreck you at the bermuda triangle

rin: sounds lovely

rin: except ill be the one shipwrecking your ass

alexander hamilton ripoff: enemies to lovers

hiyori: 10k words

kurona: angst with a happy ending ending

kaido shun defender: make isagi suffer

kaido shun defender: its a special request from reo and me

hiyori: thats a given

kunigami: someone mentioned given

princess: KUNIGAMI I SWEAR IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH

kunigami: i havent even said anything yet

princess: i know youre waiting for a chance to scream fuyu no hanashi at the top of your lungs

kunigami: ☹️ guilty

kunigami: but we have practice so i wont do that

princess: thank u love u

kunigami: love u too

alexander hamilton ripoff: friends to lovers

nanase: 5k words? 7k maybe?

scrooge mcduck: florist au! slice of life! fluff and angst with a happy ending

scrooge mcduck: i will kill you if you make those two suffer ^^

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alexander hamilton ripoff: im just wondering why the online psychology meeting is at 8pm

scrooge mcduck: they loooveeee to make us suffer

princess: guys

princess: kunigami didn't know i was trans until today

kaido shun defender: wtf

kunigami: since everyone used she/her for you, i always thought you were a girl

kunigami: i still love you either ways

sae: how does one retain their dignity while still being an idiot?

princess: im gonna cry i love u sm kuni

kunigami: girl or not i love u

slursagi: THROWING UPPPP

slursagi: GET A ROOM.

princess: you get a room

slursagi: I WOULD IF YOU BITCHES MOVED AWAY FROM THE DOOR

princess: theres another door?

slursagi: are you blind do you not see nagi's fat ass on the desk in front of the door

scrooge mcduck: guys im telling you 5-7k florist au fluff please

scrooge mcduck: i'll pay you

hiori: how much

scrooge mcduck: how much do you want

hiori: 20 grand

scrooge mcduck: done

kaido shun defender: 0x0

slursagi: aint no way mcduck over here just agreed to pay fucking hiori 20k to write a kunigiri fanfiction (please send it to me I'll read it they make me happy)

scrooge mcduck: i literally just did (no)

alexander hamilton ripoff: wait

alexander hamilton ripoff: one of the guys in the psych class kinda sounds like rin

rin: what

alexander hamilton ripoff: theres this kid in reo, isagi, bachira, kunigami and my psych class called nico

alexander hamilton ripoff: he sounds exactly like you!!!!!

rin: fuck off

alexander hamilton ripoff: even the zoom chat agrees! dyslexic, half british and lukewarm!

rin: youre lukewarm

everyones fave changed their name to bachirara

bachirara: this makes things easier surely!

rin: hi bachira

bachirara: HII RINRIN!!!!!!

rin: are you free after school tomorrow

bachirara: YEAH MY MOM'S LEADING THE ART CIRCLE SO CAN'T GO HOME UNTIL SHE'S DONE

rin: do you want to beat permission out of ego to use the sports court to play soccer together

bachirara: OFC!

certified menace: omfg

certified menace: AINT NO WAY

certified menace: LUKEWARM'S PULLING?!?!?!

slursagi: aint no way that smartass 10th graders gets bitches before me

alexander hamilton ripoff: yep this nico guy is literally rin

scrooge mcduck: rin 2.0

alexander hamilton ripoff: i think less 2.0 and more 1.0

scrooge mcduck: wait actually youre right

slursagi: can kunigiri stop making out in front of my face

slursagi: we're in SCHOOL

princess: do you see people giving a shit

slursagi: I GIVE A SHIT

kurona: no one cares cares

slursagi: very supportive kurona

kurona: youre welcome welcome

kaido shun defender: its entertaining

slursagi: YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE HELLO?????

kaido shun defender: 0x0

scrooge mcduck: rin version 0.5

scrooge mcduck: prototype rin

alexander hamilton ripoff: wouldn't rin be the prototype since he's the original

rin: what are you idiots talking about

alexander hamilton ripoff: nico

scrooge mcduck: oh wait good point

scrooge mcduck: nico: rin version 0.5, the aftertype!

alexander hamilton ripoff: oh yes! that's brilliant!

slursagi: IM GONNA CRY I KNOW NONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN THIS DUMB PSYCH CLASS OTHER THAN THE ONES I DO KNOW

scrooge mcduck: StrUcCHURE

scrooge mcduck: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD

slursagi: "StrUcCHURE" ☝🏼🤓

slursagi: be fucking for real rn

scrooge mcduck: my camera is on and i cannot keep a fucking straight face

slursagi: i want to turn on my video and show kunigiri making out to the whole zoom

slursagi: but i wont do that since im nice and i happen to like kunigiri a lot and would do them no harm

NOT kuroo: didnt you just tell them to stop making out in front of you

slursagi: NOT IMPORTANT.

rin: im watching bachira play the suika game

rin: im having fun

certified menace: DAS CRAZY

certified menace: I THINK THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END IN T MINUS 5 SECONDS

certified menace: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

rin: can you shut the fuck up

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NOT kuroo: did you guys know that bachira licked otoya's shoe

slursagi: BACHIRA DID WHAT

bachirara: it tasted good

slursagi: bachira what the fuck is wrong with you

rin: nothing's wrong with him

rin: he just has severe adhd

certified menace: AINT NO WAY RINRIN'S STICKING UP FOR BACHIRA OF ALL PEOPLE

rin: shut the hell up you wannabe pink ass

bachirara: rinrin's not wrong!

otoya: well now i have bachira spit on my shoe and idk how to feel

kaido shun defender: did you at least record it

princess: i have it right here

kaido shun defender: send

scrooge mcduck: hiori are you done with the fanfiction

scrooge mcduck: i didn't pay you 20 grand for shit

hiori: im almost done

scrooge mcduck: yesssssss

slursagi: SEND IT TO MEEEEEEE

hiori: no

scrooge mcduck: no

slursagi: okay

slursagi: fucking assholes

scrooge mcduck: im watching the vid chigiri sent

scrooge mcduck: did rin seriously shout 'MAKE BACHIRA LICK THE OLD GUM ON THE LOCKERS NEXT'

rin: i did

kunigami: he did

slursagi: rin did say that

scrooge mcduck: isagi

scrooge mcduck: you were literally screaming 'LICK MORE OF OTOYA'S SHOES'

scrooge mcduck: you cannot act fucking disgusted

slursagi: fuck you all

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princess: i didn't realize how many kids in our class love horror

princess: our class during the school fes is gonna be like if ghost busters x monster hunter x tokyo ghoul x the shining gave birth to a child

rin: the shining was my idea

slursagi: imagine not being original

rin: shut up you half-baked ass no one asked for your opinion

slursagi: RUDE

princess: what are you guys doing isagi

slursagi: arabian nights because SOMEONE wouldn't shut up about it

slursagi: and also we're a bunch of lazy asses who hate thinking shit like this through

scrooge mcduck: come on fortune telling's gonna be fun

NOT kuroo: YEAH WE GET TO SCAM PEOPLE

kurona: scamming sounds fun fun

slursagi: that's the only thing i like about this idea

slursagi: but

slursagi: HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION IN HERE

scrooge mcduck: i have my ways

bachirara: i tried playing hitomania on dance dance revolution one time

bachirara: i got my legs all tied up

scrooge mcduck: do I even want to know

rin: no

hiori: reo

hiori: im done with the kunigiri fic

hiori: i had nagi proofread it for me

hiori: he said it was cute

slursagi: HOLD UP A FUCKING SECOND

slursagi: NAGI CAN READ???????

slursagi: NAGI READS FUCKING FANFICTION??????

kaido shun defender: it was a very cute fanfiction

kaido shun defender: i think reo will like it

scrooge mcduck: SEND IT TO ME ALREADY

slursagi: i have to read this

scrooge mcduck: get your filthy hands off of hiori's wonderful fanfiction

slursagi: what did i ever do to you

scrooge mcduck: several things

kunigami: this isn't the first time isagi's been on a hit-list

slursagi: IM ON MORE PEOPLE'S HIT LISTS???

rin: I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined.

slursagi: yeah ive got a list of names too and your name's in red underlined

slursagi: you're not special rin

rin: nor are you

bachirara: isagi has CATS around your name rinrin!

rin: what

slursagi: BACHIRA SHUSH

raichi: WE CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU GUYS FROM THE LAWN

slursagi: sorry raichi

raichi: YOU BETTER FUCKING BE

princess: well I'm definitely checking out your room then

princess: dance dance revolution sounds fun

scrooge mcduck: nagi broke the machine one time

rin: how the fuck does a man who's too lazy to move a speck of dust end up breaking a dance dance revolution machine

slursagi: nagi how the fuck does that happen

kaido shun defender: :x

scrooge mcduck: idk either so don't fucking ask me

scrooge mcduck: HIORI THIS IS THE BEST KUNIGIRI FIC I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE I LOVE YOU

kaido shun defender: oh

scrooge mcduck: Nagi

kaido shun defender: its ok

scrooge mcduck: you own my whole heart I promise. I could never love somebody else like I love you.

slursagi: GET A ROOM.

rin: I'm sitting next to you

rin: I can see your face

slursagi: wish you weren't sitting next to me

rin: you're enjoying this

slursagi: NO I'M NOT I JUST WANT THEM TO STOP

alexander hamilton ripoff: whatever happened to taking rin out to a romantic cruise and throwing him overboard

rin: I'm still waiting

slursagi: WAIT WHAT

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scrooge mcduck: i have spent more than 60k on this stupid game

scrooge mcduck: how do i have everyone EXCEPT FOR MIZUKI???

rin: skill issue

scrooge mcduck: YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY?

scrooge mcduck: tiering this shitty event is a nightmare

scrooge mcduck: WHY'S THE CUT OFF FOR t1k ALREADY AT TEN MILLION

kunigami: this is the seventh time im hearing

kunigami: saa anyo anyo kocchi oide

kunigami: te o tataite aruke ratata

scrooge mcduck: I have a passionate hatred for this song

scrooge mcduck: HITORINBO ENVY CAN SUCK MY DICK

hiori: never seen someone so obsessed with a rhythm game before

hiori: HE'S SMASHING THE PHONE?????

kunigami: hitorinbo at max volume was not on my bingo card today

slursagi: SAA ANYO ANYO KOCCHI OIDE TE O TATAITE ARUKE RA TA TA 

scrooge mcduck: ISAGI SHUT THE FUCK UP

slursagi: 😕

slursagi: you didnt tell kunigami to stfu

scrooge mcduck: kunigami isn't you

kunigami: wow thanks

slursagi: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST ME

hiori: reo how are your fingers not dead yet

scrooge mcduck: sheer willpower to keep tiering mizu5

charles: what the fuck is a mizu5

charles: its been trending on twitter for the past three days

scrooge mcduck: THE WORST EVENT TO TIER ON 

scrooge mcduck: IVE PLAYED THIS ASS SONG THIRTEEN TIMES AND IM STILL STUCK AT T24k WHAT THE FUCK

rin: skill issue

scrooge mcduck: STFU YOU CANT TALK

charles: explain mizu5 to me like im a 5 yr old

slursagi: you ARE 5 yrs old tho

slursagi: youre just unfairly tall for your age

charles: what the skibidi

slursagi: that's literally 5yr old talk right there

charles: if im 5yrs old does that make you a 2 yr old 

charles: bc your insults are LAME

slursagi: YOU WANNA GO?

yuki: i have half a mind to tell him that fighting with a 9th grader is bad for his image

rin: dont

rin: I want to see this

charles: I would fight you but your ass isn't worth the time

slursagi: WOW

slursagi: I SEE HOW IT IS

bachirara: as much as i love isagi

bachirara: how do you lose to a 9th grader

kunigami: we're free from hitorinbo jail

scrooge mcduck: AGYFUJHRFUIRKJ FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

scrooge mcduck: LET ME INSIDE T10k ALREADYYYYYYY

kunigami: @kaido shun defender is reo always like this

kaido shun defender: pretty much

scrooge mcduck: IM ABOUT TO FUCKING RAGE QUIT THIS GAME

princess: thats what you said the last three events you tiered on

scrooge mcduck: IM GONNA DO IT THIS TIME FR

slursagi: next time i see charles

slursagi: im gonna pulverize his ass

yuki: im gonna say it

yuki: beating up a 9th grader will only further worsen your already bad image

slursagi: VERY HELPFUL

scrooge mcduck: YOURE KIDDING

scrooge mcduck: SPACE OPERA???

princess: whats wrong with space opera

scrooge mcduck: everything

scrooge mcduck: I DESPISE THIS SONG WITH ALL OF MY HEART

scrooge mcduck: CAN WE NOT PLAY THIS SONG

rin: opera space opera

rin: why don't you opera my fucking balls

scrooge mcduck: sorry rin i already opera nagi's balls

kurona: TMI TMI TMI TMI

kaido shun defender: :x

NOT kuroo: youre not even denying it

certified menace: I OPERA SAE'S BALLS ON A DAILY BASIS

rin: KYS.

nanase: yoooo

nanase: isagi looks like he's about to murder someone

slursagi: CHARLES WHEN I CATCH YOU

bachirara: he lost to charles in an insult battle

bachirara: so now he's mad!

nanase: dammit

nanase: wait ngl i wanna see charles beat up isagi

slursagi: NOT IF I BEAT UP CHARLES FIRST

yuki: im gonna start counting the days until isagi gets suspended or expelled

slursagi: you should be doing that for shidou not me

certified: NAHHH SAE ALWAYS BAILS ME OUT

rin: this is why you should kys

bachirara: omg RINRIN!!!!

rin: hi bachira

bachirara: YOU KNOW THE ARCADE IN THE NEAR BY MALL

bachirara: DO YOU WANNA GO THERE TOGETHER

rin: okay

bachirara: YESSSSS

scrooge mcduck: i wish i could delete opera space opera from this game

rin: i wish i could delete shidou from this game

scrooge mcduck: i wish i could delete isagi from this game

slursagi: WE'RE LITERALLY LIVING?????????

kaido shun defender: earth is a simulation

princess: we're all simulations

otoya: are we gonna ignore the fact that bachira asked rin out and rin agreed

rin: shut the fuck up

bachirara: WE'RE BEST FRIENDS OF COURSE HE'D AGREE

princess: oh my god

rin: oh

rin: maybe I'll take isagi on that romantic cruise to the bermuda triangle first

slursagi: WHAT

niko: can you stop saying cringe stuff

niko: this is why charles called you a 2 yr old

slursagi: i hope you fail the next math test 😕

niko: slursagi? more like cringe lord 2000

slursagi: STFU STFU STFU

alexander hamilton ripoff: oh so you guys are going on that cruise!

rin: only one of us is coming back alive tho

slursagi: yeah

slursagi: and its gonna be me

rin: i stabbed you with a fork

rin: i can easily throw you overboard

slursagi: NOT IF I THROW YOU OVERBOARD FIRST

bachirara: what about the arcade ):

slursagi: WOW RIN YOU MADE BACHIRA SAD

rin: I'll throw you overboard after I go on the arcade date

certified menace: ITOSHI JUNIOR IS PULLING????!??!?!?!!!!?

princess: ok so bachira's the dense one

otoya: rin called it a date

kurona: its a date date

rin: all of you lukewarms shut the hell up

scrooge mcduck: fuck you project sekai colorful stage featuring hatsune miku

nanase: i find it funny how there's two completely different conversations happening at the same time

kiyora: i just opened my phone

kiyora: why is the first thing i see reo cursing a rhythm game

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kunigami: @princess

princess: hi

kunigami: I accidentally got an extra ticket for the given movie

kunigami: would you like to go together

otoya: accidentally

yuki: there is no way getting an extra ticket was an accident

kunigami: stfu

otoya: CALLED IT.

princess: ofc kuni!! I'd love to go with you!

princess: how much was the ticket

yuki: kunigami

yuki: if you know whats good for you

yuki: you will not tell her the price

kunigami: don't worry about the price

princess: i gotta pay you back tho

kunigami: just agreeing to come with me is enough payment

NOT kuroo: oh my god

scrooge mcduck: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH KUNIGIRI IS MY LIFE LINE

slursagi: I genuinely wish for only good things to happen to them

otoya: even isagi

slursagi: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

princess: i fucking love you kunigami

kunigami: ilyt

kunigami: 2:45pm kinshicho

princess: olinas?

kunigami: yeah

princess: isn't that near the kinshicho park

kunigami: i have no idea

NOT kuroo: he's actually pulling up google maps

kunigami: it is near the park

princess: wanna have a picnic there later

princess: after the movie

kunigami: sure

scrooge mcduck: if they don't get married after graduation i swear to god

kaido shun defender: when are we going to get married

scrooge mcduck: HDIUEKHDEJDIUFHKR )WU#(DUIEKJDFLEOW

nanase: Reo's malfunctioning

scrooge mcduck: I HAVEN'T EVEN PROPOSED YET

kaido shun defender: I love you lets get married

scrooge mcduck: NAGI 😭

kaido shun defender: i proposed

scrooge mcduck: oh my god

scrooge mcduck: let's 

scrooge mcduck: graduate first

scrooge mcduck: then we can get married

kaido shun defender: ok

slursagi: get a fucking room.

scrooge mcduck: no

bachirara: guys

bachirara: yk the air hockey thingy they have at arcades

yuki: what about them?

bachirara: they're hard to chew on but taste good!

niko: excuse me what 

slursagi: BACHIRA????????

otoya: which arcade you guys at 

bachirara: the one in the mall near school

otoya: I GOTTA TRY EATING THAT

NOT kuroo: someone record

bachirara: actually tho it's really yummy

scrooge mcduck: bachira why

bachirara: MY MONSTER TOLD ME TO!

scrooge mcduck: isn't rin supposed to be with you 😭

kaido shun defender: wtf is wrng w u

slursagi: nagi devolved

kaido shun defender: tts bcme 2 trbflesme

slursagi: ????????

princess: someone translate

scrooge mcduck: "tts became too troublesome"

scrooge mcduck: really? after six chapters?

kaido shun defender: ys

otoya: WAIT WAIT WAIT

otoya: I FOUND THE AIR HOCKEY THINGY

otoya: IT'S ACTUALLY REALLT GOOD

bachirara: RIGHT???

kaiser: bachira and otoya what the actual fuck is wrong with the two of you

NOT kuroo: EVEN KAISER WHAT THE FUCK

kaiser: how much did i miss

kaiser: i broke my phone 

kaiser: just got a new one

slursagi: i hope you drop this one in the sewers and lose it forever

kaiser: hello to you too shitty clown

slursagi: DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME

kaiser: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI

slursagi: YOU CALLED ME A SHITTY CLOWN

kaiser: I'M SAYING IT AS IT IS

slursagi: I'M NOT A SHITTY CLOWN WTF

princess: denialsagi

slursagi: STOP IM NOT IN DENIAL OF ANYTHING HELLO

yuki: okay but where is rin

rin: I'm watching two dumbasses eat air hockey material

yuki: shouldn't you

yuki: maybe do something?

rin: I'll do something if Bachira passes out

rin: I couldn't care less about the green pepper shithead

nanase: I can imagine rin with popcorn and shades

alexander hamilton ripoff: wait actually now that you say it

alexander hamilton ripoff: me too

hiori: WAIT 

hiori: OH MY GOD

scrooge mcduck: BIG GASP

hiori: REALIZATION

scrooge mcduck: THE MUTUAL PINING

hiori: THE SUNSHINE x GRUMPY COMBO

scrooge mcduck: THE POTENTIAL

hiori: THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

bachirara: i think otoya passed out

scrooge mcduck: THE TROPES WE COULD USE

hiori: THE SCENARIOS

hiori: "I fell in love with a person that works at an arcade"

scrooge mcduck: "I hate everyone but I can't find a reason to hate him"

nanase: yall just ignored bachira saying otoya passed out

rin: that's what he gets for eating air hockey shit

nanase: what about bachira

rin: If bachira passes out, I'm killing everyone and then myself

kurona: FRUIT BOWL FRUIT BOWL

rin: shut the fuck up shark teeth

rin: I am not hauling the green pepper shithead's ass back to school

NOT kuroo: I'll go get him

hiori: Reo.

scrooge mcduck: Hiori.

hiori: I suggest a partnership.

scrooge mcduck: I agree to the partnership.

kaiser: what about the height difference

hiori: holy shit i completely forgot about that

scrooge mcduck: THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS SO CUTE TOO WTF

kaido shun defender: wht abt us

scrooge mcduck: mf you break my back on a daily basis

slursagi: that's cuz youre way too whipped to say no to nagi

scrooge mcduck: i thought that was obvious

princess: OBLIVIOUSAGI

slursagi: STFU STFU 

slursagi: @rin has bachira passed out yet

rin: I will jump you.

slursagi: im asking out of concern

slursagi: am i not allowed to be worried for my best friend 😕

niko: slursagi? more like emoji-repeatersagi

slursagi: Is that the only insult you know

slursagi: you short ass mf who can't even solve 2nd grade math

niko: at least i do better in science than you do

niko: you can't even pass chemistry

slursagi: you don't even take chem

niko: my point still stands

nanase: niko's got a point

slursagi: I'm gonna pass the next test trust

raichi: no one in this school fucking trusts you

slursagi: ok wow

princess: isagi hating grounds is so real

rin: Bachira hasn't passed out yet

slursagi: OK GOOD MY BSF IS ALIVE

alexander hamilton ripoff: @slursagi @rin are you both free on the 26th

slursagi: yeah why

rin: I don't know

alexander hamilton ripoff: oh well, make sure you're free!

alexander hamilton ripoff: I booked the cruise for you!

slursagi: NESS WHAT THE HELL

bachirara: rin almost dropped his crepe

hiori: CREPE

scrooge mcduck: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

hiori: I think we can get to a good 30k words with this

scrooge mcduck: THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL

rin: Ness.

alexander hamilton ripoff: yes?

rin: Arrange Isagi's funeral

slursagi: ness, arrange rin's funeral

bachirara: :(

slursagi: URGH

rin: I'm still throwing Isagi overboard

kaiser: I can visualize the "I hate you but I also kind of like you" troupe for these two

hiori: KAISER??

kaiser: HIORI??

scrooge mcduck: a trio partnership

scrooge mcduck: we're writing both of these

charles: what the sigma

NOT kuroo: otoya's actually passed out wtf

NOT kuroo: im gonna do cpr on him

NOT kuroo: no homo tho

yuki: you're literally bridal carrying him

NOT kuroo: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CARRY HIM THEN??

yuki: Like a normal human being??

NOT kuroo: THIS IS HOW A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CARRIES ANOTHER NORMAL HUMAN BEING THO??

NOT kuroo: WAIT

NOT kuroo: NEVERMIND OTOYA I'LL REVIVE YOU LATER

slursagi: LMFAO

NOT kuroo: BACHIRA'S FEEDING RIN ICE CREAM AND RIN'S LETTING HIM????????

slursagi: PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

NOT kuroo sent 4+ attachments

slursagi: I'M PRINTING THESE OUT AND PLASTERING IT INSIDE RIN'S LOCKER TOMORROW

rin: Isagi you have a week

rin: Karasu, count your days

NOT kuroo: fuck 😔

yuki: are you going to revive otoya or not

NOT kuroo: oh shit right

scrooge mcduck: wtf he actually forgot about otoya?

scrooge mcduck: I feel bad for otoya now </3

slursagi: KAISER JUST THREW A SHOE AT ME?

princess: deserved

slursagi: I hope it rains when your date happens and you end up at a fancy restaurant

princess: is that supposed to be an insult

slursagi: yes

slursagi: stfu i know its pathetic but that's bc I can't bring myself to hate your relationship with kunigami

princess: genuinesagi???

slursagi: STOP?

otoya: I love you too karasu

NOT kuroo: I SAID NO HOMO WTF

otoya: I love you too karasu no homo

NOT kuroo: love you too babe no homo

kaido shun defender: wtf

sae: What is wrong with everyone in the lower grades.

yuki: how are rin and bachira

NOT kuroo: HANG ON IM GONNA SPY ON THEM EVEN THO IM GONNA DIE

NOT kuroo: holy shit they're at uniqlo and bachira's getting rin to model for him

slursagi: HE DOESN'T AS ME TO MODEL FOR HIM AND I'M HIS BEST FRIEND???? WHAT.

princess: second-ratesagi

slursagi: this is actually bullying

princess: deserved

NOT kuroo: If i spy on them anymore im actually gonna die on the spot

hiori: im lowk giggling and kicking my feet

kaido shun defender: reo is sqling into my shrt

princess: translation

kiyora: "Reo is sqealing into my shit" I believe

nanase: kiyora jumpscare

kiyora: I was lurking and will go back to lurking

nanase: see ya kiyora

slursagi: don't you mean "shirt" mr. borderline

slursagi: bro disappeared

scrooge mcduck: I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

kaiser: I'm pulling up ao3 to make a draft

kurona: fanfic trio equals danger danger

rin: I will hunt you all down and make you suffer a painful death.

rin: Except Isagi, he's spared for a week.

slursagi: jeez thanks

slursagi: not that you're gonna live long either

rin: If I die, it'll be after you die, fucking chem failure.

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scrooge mcduck: @hiori @princess @kunigami @kaido shun defender

scrooge mcduck: GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE

hiori: I'M LITERALLY IN CLASS?

scrooge mcduck: I DONT CARE 

kunigami: Reo, pay attention to the psych zoom

scrooge mcduck: mizu5 is more important

hiori: fuck this purple head

hiori: gets away with everything cuz he's rich

scrooge mcduck: its not my fault you're poor bitch

hiori: what song are we playing

scrooge mcduck: the song ever

kunigami: Reo

kunigami: Class.

scrooge mcduck: I have psych

scrooge mcduck: which is literally free period

kaido shun defender: ths s a hsle

kaido shun defender: im playing ez mde

princess: focus is a bore

princess: pjsk better

scrooge mcduck: chigiri gets it

kunigami: I'm not gonna join

scrooge mcduck: bitch

hiori: are we playing lost n found or ebi

scrooge mcduck: EBI JAIL

hiori: oh fuck no

kaido shun defender: ebi 😐

niko: FUCK YOU ISAGI

slursagi: UNPROVOKED??

niko: FUCK YOU.

slursagi: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

kaiser: exist

slursagi: ok fuck you too kaiser

niko: what kaiser said

niko: but

niko: FUCK YOU ISAGI

slursagi: LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL DID I DO

niko: I FAILED THE MATH TEST BECAUSE OF YOU

slursagi: LMFAOOOOO

niko: ITS NOT 'LMFAO'

niko: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

scrooge mcduck: HIORI YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING

hiori: MULTI TASKING IS HARD YOU KNOW

scrooge mcduck: t19k 

hiori: that's like

hiori: 9000 ranks you gotta climb for t10k

scrooge mcduck: FUCK

scrooge mcduck: wait

scrooge mcduck: @hiori didnt you have like m5 rin and len colorfes

hiori: maybe....

scrooge mcduck: FUCKING USE THEM THEN???? 

hiori: FUCK YOU

hiori: I AM NEVER PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU

princess: nagi isnt even trying

princess: bro tapped once and called it a day

kaido shun defender: hssl

princess: what

scrooge mcduck: "hassle"

princess: nagi you're playing on fucking easy mode

princess: just play with one hand

kaido shun defender: :x

niko: ISAGI I HOPE YOU GET THROWN OVERBOARD FIRST

slursagi: YOURE NOT EVEN COMING?????????

niko: @rin throw isagi overboard first

niko: please

rin: I don't even know you

niko: 😐

niko: I'm that 9th grader on the soccer team

niko: the not-blonde one

niko: the blonde one is charles

charles: WASSUP GANG

rin: who the fuck

rin: Sorry I don't remember

slursagi: IM DEAD

yuki: reading through this chat makes my eyesight non existent

slursagi: not like you had any to begin with

yuki: shut up?

slursagi: no

bachirara: OH GUYS GUYS GUYS

bachirara: ITS RIN 0.5

slursagi: OH MY GOD ITS THE AFTERTYPE

rin: What the fuck.

bachirara: the accent is so good mmmm

slursagi: ngl the accent is kinda fire

rin: Who's accent are we talking about

bachirara: NICO'S! 

bachirara: BUT RINRIN'S ACCENT IS BETTER!

rin: thank you?

slursagi: bachira lets be real

slursagi: Nico's accent is way better than emo kid here

rin: I'm gonna throttle you and throw your corpse overboard

slursagi: I'm gonna strangle you first

kaiser: the ideas

kaiser: enemies to lovers

rin: I'd rather have shidou dating my brother.

nanase: you don't even like shidou

rin: exactly.

kurona: aquarium

kurona: sharks sharks

hiori: THIS IS LITERALLY

hiori: THE TWENTIETH TIME

scrooge mcduck: one can never have too much ebi

hiori: GOD

hiori: someone get rid of this song 

princess: I use the 3dmv mode to keep myself sane

scrooge mcduck: based

kaido shun defender: hw mch Lngr

hiori: what the fuck

scrooge mcduck: "how much longer"

scrooge mcduck: idk maybe like 10 more times

kaido shun defender: :x

scrooge mcduck: come on you don't even have to try hard

kaido shun defender: glty

scrooge mcduck: "guilty"

hiori: why did i agree to help you tier

hiori: this is a pain in the ass

kaiser: why the fuck do i hear charles screaming and kurona repeatedly saying sharks

kurona: sharks sharks

kurona: i like sharks

rin: we get it shark teeth

kurona: aquarium

charles: AQUARIUM

charles: RAAAAAHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

nanase: for those who weren't paying attention

nanase: we have a joint trip to sumida aquarium

nanase: and yes the g11s and 12s are included

rin: What.

nanase: it was in the morning announcements

nanase: rin it's focus rn, Loki's literally yapping about it 

rin: Oh

nanase: what are you even doing

rin: Planning ten different ways to throw isagi overboard

kaiser: you are so real for that

rin: @isagi you're paying for the dinner

slursagi: NO IM NOT

alexander hamilton ripoff: come on isagi be a good host

alexander hamilton ripoff: you're the one who asked rin out

kaiser: what the fuck 

slursagi: I SAID ID THROW HIM OVERBOARD

alexander hamilton ripoff: you also said "romantic dinner"

slursagi: you have dementia I did not say that

rin: you said that.

rin: and I want that dinner.

scrooge mcduck: OH MY GOD OHMYGOD OHMYGODDDD @hiori @kaiser

hiori: WHAT NOW

kaiser: I'm pulling up another ao3 draft 

sae: @kaiser It's global politics, Noa will kill you

kaiser: worth it for the enemies to lovers rinsagi fic

scrooge mcduck: I BETTER BE A CO AUTHOR

hiori: HOLY FUCK YES

kaido shun defender: r v frd frm ebi jail

scrooge mcduck: "are we freed from ebi jail"

scrooge mcduck: yes nagi we're freed from ebi jail

kaido shun defender: ok

hiori: THANK FUCK

hiori: FUCK YOU REO

scrooge mcduck: 💀

nanase: hang on

nanase: RIN WHY DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF IDEAS ON HOW TO ASK OUT ISA-

nanase: HEIDUHE)(R'??>DE?

hiori: RIN FUCKING JUMPED NANASE

nanase: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

NOT kuroo: DID YOU RECORD

hiori: no

NOT kuroo: 😕

hiori: sorry my best friend takes priority

scrooge mcduck: hell yeah i do

nanase: </3

hiori: sorry, my SECOND best friend takes priority

slursagi: LMFAO REO GOT DEMOTED

scrooge mcduck: im removing you as a co author

kaiser: are we seriously going all the way to skytree for an aquarium

princess: SKYTREE

princess: @kunigami CAN WE GO

kunigami: aren't we going there anyway?

nanase: WE'RE GOING TO SUMIDA AQUARIUM

nanase: Rin you're paying for my back surgery

rin: no I'm not, pay for it yourself asshole

certified menace: WHOOOOOOO AQUARIUMMMMMMMMMM

certified menace: I NEED TO SEE HOW BIG PENGUIN DICKS ARE

rin: Disrespectfully KILL YOURSELF.

certified menace: I HAVENT EVEN BANGED ITOSHI SENIOR YET

rin: I'm going to jump off the nearest skyscraper

bachirara: NOO RINRINN :(

rin: never fucking mind

scrooge mcduck: the switch up...

kaiser: the personality change

hiori: god

yuki: @sae I'm sorry for the ping but why were you held back when your grades are top class?

sae: Someone has to keep the demon under control

yuki: that's valid

sae: And sometimes I wonder why I bother

certified menace: YOU LOVE MEEEE

sae: No.

certified menace: It's ok sae bbg ur my tsundere <3

sae: Sigh

rin: BOTH OF YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

slursagi: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE PSYCH RN DOES NOT MEAN

slursagi: YOU CAN JUST DRAG ME OUT TO HELP YOU PLANT FLOWERS IN THE LAWN

slursagi: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAISER

kaiser: nature club leader privileges 

slursagi: No wonder all the nature around us is dying

kaiser: IM GONNA STAB YOU WITH A ROSE STEM

slursagi: WE DONT EVEN GROW ROSES HELLO?

kaiser: fuck you yoichi

slursagi: fuck you too kaiser

scrooge mcduck: the amount of ship potential in this school is concerning

scrooge mcduck: I'm gonna lose my mind

hiori: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

nanase: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING 

nanase: STOP JUMPING ME

rin: I'm not jumping you

nanase: we sit next to each other and you literally just kicked my shin

nanase: also you broke my back earlier

rin: both times were deserved

hiori: whoever hurt my best friend

hiori: square the fuck up

certified menace: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

sae: Demon.

certified menace: aw :(

yuki: even more of a valid reason to keep sae around until shidou graduates

alexander hamilton ripoff: pretty sure we'd all be dead if sae wasn't around

rin: I want to kill myself.

slursagi: PLEASE DO

bachirara: RINNIE NOOOOOO

rin: Maybe not

kaiser: I can feel the gayness and I'm not even in your grade

rin: die

slursagi: MOTHERFUCKER

slursagi: YOU FUCKING KICKED DIRT IN MY FACE

kaiser: we're gardening yoichi

slursagi: THIS WAS ON PURPOSE

slursagi: I DIDNT EVEN PROVOKE YOU

raichi: theres dirt wars happening in the lawn now

otoya: I WISH I COULD ESCAPE ENGLISH SO I COULD RECORD

otoya: hang on why do isagi and kaiser get spared

NOT kuroo: ISAGI FUCKING YOICHI HAS PSYCHOLOGY AND KAISER'S THE PRESIDENT OF NATURE CLUB

NOT kuroo: NOT TO MENTION HEAD OF STUDENT COUNCIL

scrooge mcduck: how the fuck does kaiser become head of student council

kaiser: I have my ways

kaiser: YOICHI STOP RUNNING AWAY

bachirara: OH CAN I JOIN

scrooge mcduck: I GOTTA SEE THIS LMFAO

rin: I'm going to throw all of you into the shark tank

princess: @kunigami skytree is literally right next to sumida aquarium

princess: can we please go

bachirara: say yes kunigami

bachirara: OR I'LL LICK YOUR SHOES NEXT

kunigami: leave my shoes out of this

kunigami: @princess we can go after the aquarium, they have a nice restaurant up there too

princess: YESSSSSS

slursagi: they make me sick in the good way

hiori: i need another fic of these two

kaiser: yoichi i would love to date you but I'd prefer it if you weren't covered in dirt

scrooge mcduck: PLOT TWIST??

princess: HAREMSAGI???

rin: What the fuck

slursagi: I'M NOT PROPOSING WHAT THE HELL 

slursagi: I FUCKING TRIPPED

kaiser: I'll consider dating you once you clean up

slursagi: FUCK YOU KAISER

alexander hamilton ripoff: honestly I'm living for the drama

kaido shun defender: wht abt bachira and rin

rin: ISAGI YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.

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princess: you know

princess: im not the least bit surprised to see sae throw shidou across the room

princess: when i just came to collect print outs

sae: I will not go see the dolphin show with you, demon.

certified menace: AWWW BUT SAE CHAN

certified menace: YOU PROMISED WE COULD GO AROUND THE AQUARIUM TOGETHERRRRRR

sae: I never agreed to the dolphin show

certified menace: WHAT ABOUT PENGUINS

certified menace: I REALLY NEED TO KNOW HOW BIG PENGUIN DICKS ARE

scrooge mcduck: do penguins even have dicks first of all

princess: can i please just get my bio prints and get out of here

certified menace: WELL IF IT ISNT THE RED PANTHER

princess: YOU DO NOT GET TO CALL ME THAT

certified menace: NNNGHHHH

princess: what the fuck

princess: did i just witness

alexander hamilton ripoff: did shidou seriously get turned on 

alexander hamilton ripoff: from getting yeeted across the room by sae

princess: IN FRONT OF THE PRINTER TOO

kaiser: I'm the head of a bunch of homos

alexander hamilton ripoff: you're a homo

kaiser: SHUT IT NESS

alexander hamilton ripoff: ☹️

certified menace: MORE SAE CHAN

princess: what the actual fuckity fuck

sae: Demon.

sae: Get out.

certified menace: AWWWW

certified menace: @princess i put the prints in the green folder on top of the shelf btw

certified menace: yw

princess: thank???? you??????

certified menace: @sae if i score a hat-trick in today's practice will you see the dolphin show with me

sae: Score the hat-trick first, demon.

certified menace: THATS NOT A NO~

sae: I didn't say yes either.

princess: i am never stepping foot in here alone

scrooge mcduck: FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

scrooge mcduck: WHY DONT WE HAVE PSYCH TODAY

scrooge mcduck: I NEED TO GET TO TOP10K

hiori: i think you should see a psychologist

hiori: rather than taking psych classes

slursagi: 🔥🔥🔥

rin: @slursagi I'm going to shove you into the shark tank tomorrow and watch you get eaten alive

slursagi: I literally just sent the fire emoji thrice

rin: I don't care.

alexander hamilton ripoff: whatever happened to throwing each other overboard

slursagi: idk since rin apparently wants to MURDER ME BEFORE THEN?????

scrooge mcduck: LET ME INTO TOP10K ALREADDYYYYYYYYY

kaido shun defender: ths is sch a hssl

kaido shun defender: its jst 1 evnt

kaido shun defender: y r u trying so hrd

scrooge mcduck: IDK 

scrooge mcduck: MAYBE BECAUSE THE EVENT FUCKING BROKE ME AND SENT ME INTO SHAMBLES

scrooge mcduck: nagi i was crying into your shirt for like four hours straight

kaido shun defender: :x

hiori: ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE OMINOUS BELL TOLLING??? 🤣🤣🤣 NO??? JUST ME???? 😭😭😭😭

scrooge mcduck: hiori when i find you

hiori: whoops 😀

princess: @kaiser how do you deal with the pink antenna demon on a daily basis

kaiser: i dont

kaiser: thats why sae exists

princess: point taken

yuki: otoya just tried to stuff himself into a locker

NOT kuroo: ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

NOT kuroo: HE'S LIKE SQUEEZED IN

NOT kuroo: LIKE ONE OF THOSE CATS INSIDE A BOTTLE

nanase: cats are liquid

nanase: does that mean otoya is liquid

NOT kuroo: if otoya is liquid, I need to drink him out

charles: WHAT THE SKIBIDI OHIO SIGMA IS HAPPENING IN THE G10S CLASSROOM

charles: ALSO IS RIN VISITING HIS BOYFRIEND

rin: hwat

kaiser: the spelling mistake

hiori: ohmygod

scrooge mcduck: AAAAAAAAAA

scrooge mcduck: fuck you fuck you fuck youuehduehduwia

scrooge mcduck: SOMEBODY DELETE HITORINBO FROM EXISTENCE ALREADYYYYYYY

rin: what boyfriend.

charles: THE BEE KID AND THE KID NIKO HATES

princess: forget haremsagi

princess: this is harem-rin

rin: stfu strawberry head 

rin: I don't have a harem.

charles: SO YOU DIDN'T CARRY ISAGI'S STUFF UPSTAIRS SO HE COULD USE THE BATHROOM TODAY MORNING THEN??

rin: you have five seconds.

charles: omg are you an omega

rin: everyone knows I'm a fucking alpha

rin: three seconds

charles: NAHH YOU'RE AN OMEGA

rin: one second

niko: rampage alert

niko: please spare me

rin: I don't even know you

niko: We had a whole argument the other day?

rin: there are several other days

rin: be specific

rin: is the blonde one charles

niko: uh

charles: FUCKFUCKFUHRIFHFUCKKKKKKKK

charles: HELPME

hiori: HANG ON HANG ON HANG THE FUCK ON

kaiser: YOU'RE SAYING THAT RIN FUCKING CARRIED YOICHI'S SHIT

kaiser: SO YOICHI COULD TAKE A SHIT

nanase: IM HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE DOESN'T CARRY MY STUFF 😐

scrooge mcduck: not to mention he's always hanging out in the g11s classroom than his own...

princess: haremsagi vs harem-rin

princess: who's winning

slursagi: me obviously 🔥

raichi: no one even likes you.

rin: you're next loud-mouth.

raichi: WTF DID I DO

princess: I'm extremely sad to announce the results

princess: haremsagi is winning

NOT kuroo: otoya fucking jumped out of the locker just to see rin jump charles

alexander hamilton ripoff: do you people not care about class 😭

rin: beating charles to death takes priority

rin: and the loud mouth

raichi: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

kaiser: the raichi hate stemmed from him saying that no one likes yoichi

kaiser: and then rin immediately threatened raichi

kurona: rin likes isagi

kurona: its very obvious obvious

kurona: he gave isagi his water during practice yesterday yesterday

kunigami: reo dropped his phone

bachirara: HE'S SCREAMING INTO NAGI'S CHEST LMFAO

bachirara: nagi's just sitting there

bachirara: nagireo >>>

kaiser: HELL NAH RINSAGI PEAK

bachirara: OPINION REJECTED

bachirara: obviously bachisagi is the best!

otoya: DID HE JUST SHIP HIMSELF WITH ISAGI

bachirara: WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!! OBVIOUSLY HE LIKES ME MORE THAN RINRIN!

charles: OW OW OWWWWWW AAAAAAA

charles: THAT WAS NOT VERY SKIBIDI SIGMA OF YOU @rin

niko: I'll take you to the nurse charles

charles: ty niko

niko: np

charles: <3

niko: <3

scrooge mcduck: WHAT AM I WITNESSING

scrooge mcduck: IF I DIE OF HEART FAILURE ITS ALL OF YOUR GUYS' FAULT

kaido shun defender: Please don't die of heart failure. I don't know what to do without you.

slursagi: bro pulled out punctuation and capitals

kaido shun defender: at least I have a husband unlike your ass losersagi

scrooge mcduck: HEDUW )#O?#K

scrooge mcduck: fuck graduation actually

scrooge mcduck: I'm marrying you tomorrow 

kaido shun defender: 👍🏼

slursagi: HELPLPLPPP

slursagi: i'll let you calling me losersagi slide just this once

rin: Where is the loud mouth.

nanase: WHY DO YOU BUY ISAGI DRINKS AND NOT ME

nanase: IM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND??????

rin: you're not broke

nanase: WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES

slursagi: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BROKE YOU EMO ASS

rin: did I stutter

slursagi: IM NOT BROKE STFU STFU

hiori: isagi you're missing the point here

kaiser: yoichi's brain is too underdeveloped to even realize that there's a point here

slursagi: WHAT THE FUCK KAISER

hiori: you've got a point there kaiser

kaiser: thanks hiori 💫

kiyori: chigiri really looks like he'd rather be anywhere but in this classroom

rin: no one cares about the strawberry head

rin: where the fuck did the loud mouth go

princess: raichi's hiding

princess: from you

rin: where

princess: do i look like i know

rin: I guess not

rin: you don't look like you have the brain capacity

princess: in what world do I look like isagi for you to insult me

slursagi: FUCK YOU TOO YOU HOE

kunigami: did you just call my wife a hoe

slursagi: fuck

scrooge mcduck: getting back on track

scrooge mcduck: rin obviously likes isagi

scrooge mcduck: and there's something going on between charles and niko

scrooge mcduck: if the hearts weren't obvious enough

kaiser: im a rinsagi truther

scrooge mcduck: ngl same

bachirara: what about bachisagi

kurona: isagi almost swallowed a ping pong ball whole

sae: How much of a dumbass must you be to almost swallow a table tennis ball whole

raichi: BRO GOT SAE TO COME ONLINE

certified menace: I'M COMINGGGGGGG

raichi: GO BACK TO BEING DEAD

rin: found you

raichi: OH FUCK FUCKHEDHIU#KHD#?WK

raichi: IM SORRY????

raichi: wait but don't you hate isagi's guts too

kaiser: enemies to lovers

scrooge mcduck: I'm living a real-life fanfiction rn

hiori: im running out of storage in my google docs

NOT kuroo: wait

NOT kuroo: wouldn't rin liking isagi mean he's double timing

scrooge mcduck: what

NOT kuroo: rin went on a date with bachira to the arcade the other day

NOT kuroo: the time when bachira and otoya ate those air hockey things

NOT kuroo: and I died after sending pics of bachira feeding rin crepe

slursagi: YOU STILL HAVENT PRINTED IT OUT YET

NOT kuroo: PRINT IT YOURSELF V-HEAD

slursagi: ☹️

NOT kuroo: and rin called that a date

NOT kuroo: so

NOT kuroo: is rin double timing or no 🤔

rin: fuck

raichi: LET ME GO I CANT BREATHE

rin: fuck

raichi: youre paying for my throat surgery

rin: no the fuck i am not

rin: is there something wrong with liking two people at once

NOT kuroo: NO BUT LIKE

NOT kuroo: YOU GOTTA DECIDE ON ONE

rin: who said that

princess: haremsagi is pulling

otoya: momentous

kaiser: DAMN IT I DONT HAVE POPCORN

hiori: if you come over to the g10 classroom i can give you some chips

nanase: hiori why do you have chips in your bag

hiori: i get hungry obviously

nanase: why did i even ask

bachirara: I STILL THINK BACHISAGI IS BETTER!

rin: I think rinsagi is better

scrooge mcduck: tell me im not dreaming

scrooge mcduck: NAGI?!

kaido shun defender: I'm sorry

kaido shun defender: but nw u no ur nt drming rght?

princess: we need a designated nagi-speak translator

scrooge mcduck: "but now you know youre not dreaming right?"

scrooge mcduck: yes nagi, thank you

kaido shun defender: 💜

scrooge mcduck: 🤍

kurona: the ship wars are getting real real

bachirara: YOU KNOW WHAT RIN RIN!

bachirara: LET'S SETTLE THIS TOMORROW AT THE AQUARIUM

bachirara: WHOEVER TAKES ISAGI ON THE BEST AQUARIUM DATE WILL GET TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND

slursagi: im sorry what

alexander hamilton ripoff: basically we know that charles and niko have something going on, chigiri hates the g12 classroom, bachira and rin both admitted to liking isagi and reo's having a heart attack that isn't related to bells

alexander hamilton ripoff: not to mention that rin ships himself with isagi

scrooge mcduck: fuck you i can still hear the bells ringing

hiori: THE OMINOUS BELLS

scrooge mcduck: HIORI SHUT UP

yuki: I'm going to be buying popcorn for tomorrow

slursagi: did i just get asked out by two people

kaiser: didn't know you were illiterate yoichi

slursagi: okay mr "I have a whole closet filled with apology essays for my hair dye and tattoo"

kaiser: why did i ever let you come over to my house

slursagi: 🤭

rin: @bachira oh it's a date alright

princess: nvm harem-rin is back in the competition

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bachirara: anyone else listen to deco's new song or just me

bachirara: I LOVE NEVERLAND

princess: THIS ISNT PETER PAN WTF

bachirara has sent 1 link

princess: ohhhh

princess: im not a deco fan but this kinda slaps

bachirara: RIGHT????

bachirara: I feel bad for deco tho

bachirara: apparently making the t3 songs for milgram is painful </3

slursagi: BACHIRA IS A MILGRAM FAN????

hiori: "I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay??? I'm rain??? I nandesu???

scrooge mcduck: hiori your ena oshi is showing

hiori: as if you don't go "nee kono mama de mama de irareru ka na" every chance you get

scrooge mcduck: FUCK??? YOU?????

bachirara: ISAGI I THOUGHT YOU KNEW

princess: FAKE-FRIEND-SAGI

slursagi: STOP I PROLLY FORGOT IM SORRY BACHI

bachirara: ITS OKAY!!!!

sae: Would anyone like to share earphones? There's a song I want to listen to

certified menace: OHHH ME ME ME

sae: Except for the demon.

certified menace: AW FUCK :(

kurona: me me

sae: Okay

kurona: ive heard this song before

kurona: SPLASH! hajikero jounetsu no sign sign!

sae: You listen to MMJ?

kurona: I like harohapi more but mmj good

rin: shark teeth listens to harohapi and mmj?

kurona: yes yes

princess: sometimes I just want to go 

princess: boroboro no merodi ritsudou aoi kizuato

kaiser: i really want to join in on the conversation by saying sayo's guitar skills are fucking fire

kaiser: but noa's actually about to send us all to hell

kaiser: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START DOING SHIT BEFORE EGO GETS HERE AND NOA TELLS ON US AND WE ALL GET DETENTION

bachirara: EEEEEH

bachirara: NO WAY NO WAY

bachirara: YOU???? LIKE????? KOTOKO???????

slursagi: WHAT'S WRONG WITH KOTOKO

rin: I'm surrounded by crazy people

scrooge mcduck: as if you don't have every single tenma tsukasa card at m5s5 and a whole custom profile dedicated to mr showtime

scrooge mcduck: I've seen you repost rella's mr showtime art so many times on twt

scrooge mcduck: you were fucking insane enough to end up in t10 for the phoenix event too

rin: At least I don't carry around a Mizuki plush in my bag at all times like you

scrooge mcduck: ITS CALLED BEING A DEDICATED FAN

kaiser: WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE

sae: Tell Noa to fuck off. I found someone who likes MMJ.

nanase: does everyone in this soccer club play some sort of rhythm game or is into vocaloid

raichi: YOU DO NOT GET TO TALK YOU INABA FAN

nanase: WHATS WRONG WITH INABAKUMORI 😭😭

hiori: inabakumori wrote the best ena comm ever love him

scrooge mcduck: whatever happened to being the number 1 i nandesu fan

hiori: erm

hiori: people change you know

kaiser: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE WHY AM I THE ONE WORRYING

alexander hamilton ripoff: because I have an EE meeting and I rubbed off on you too much

kaiser: FUCK YOU AND YOUR RESPONSIBLE SIDE NESS

alexander hamilton ripoff: 🤭

NOT kuroo: I can not be the only fucking person who listens to RAS

yuki: I listen to VBS does that count?

NOT kuroo: SINCE WHEN DID VBS EQUAL RAS

yuki: damn it

slursagi: bro needs to get his glasses checked

yuki: I'm about to shove them down your throat

rin: oi that's my job four-eyes

scrooge mcduck: I CANT DO THIS

hiori: its okay reo

hiori: they'll come around eventually

kaido shun defender: i like kaisei

otoya: leoni cover better

alexander hamilton ripoff: since when was otoya a leoni fan

otoya: ive been a leoni fan since the beginning

otoya: shiho oshi

scrooge mcduck: you're telling me that LITERALLY EVERYONE HERE PLAYS THIS STUPID GAME AND I ONLY HAVE CHIGIRI HIORI KUNIGAMI NAGI ADDED?????

otoya: pretty much

scrooge mcduck: IM HACKING YOUR PHONES FOR YOUR IDS

slursagi: howd you know about rin being a tsukasa fan tho

scrooge mcduck: 🤫

rin: FUCKING STALKER

scrooge mcduck: ISAGI YOU DONT EVEN PLAY

slursagi: AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE A NIGHTCORD FAN WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME

scrooge mcduck: NO

slursagi: I HOPE THE BELLS HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS AND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING MOMENTS UNTIL YOU DIE

scrooge mcduck: OK FUCK YOU ISAGI

raichi: I am the only fucking normal one in here

bachirara: I saw Isagi listening to cute girlfriend by syudou the other day

slursagi: STOPPPPP

slursagi: I LIKE SYUDOU LEAVE ME ALONE

rin: He has a whole thread on the analysis of the day by days trilogy

slursagi: STALKER????

rin: We literally follow each other on twt you shit head

slursagi: STILL

raichi: I really am the only normal one in here

kunigami: you mean we are the only normal ones in here

raichi: that

kaiser: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSELIA'S HAVING A LIVE IN DECEMBER

kaiser: EDUIHEJKH I NEED TICKETS I NEED TICKETS I NEED TICKETS

kaiser: GRYDGEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sae: @kurona send me your harohapi playlist 

kurona: okay okay

niko: I JUST GOT HERE WHY IS KAISER ON THE GROUND SCREAMING

kaiser: ROSELIA

kaiser: TICKETS

kaiser: LIVE

kaiser: SAYO GUITAR

niko: actually? take me with you

kaiser: you better pay for your ticket tho you twink

niko: 💀👍🏼

rin: did my brother just become friends with kurona

sae: Yes because Kurona doesn't hate on Airi

rin: since when did I ever hate on Airi

alexander hamilton ripoff: LMFAOAAOAA

alexander hamilton ripoff: Noa and Ego saw you guys screaming and yelling and Kaiser having a breakdown and gave up

slursagi: HELP???

scrooge mcduck: THIS IS SO HFRNYY

kaiser: @alexander hamilton ripoff your EE topic is literally on vocaloid you music nerd YOU DO NOT GET TO FUCKING RUN YOUR MOUTH

alexander hamilton ripoff: yes kaiser 😔

certified menace: DAMN IT I WANTED TO SCORE THE HAT TRICK

sae: If you make it to the station on time tomorrow

sae: Then I'll go with you to the dolphin show

slursagi: second chances go wild

hiori: I have like 100 different google doc tabs open mentally

scrooge mcduck: share them with me

hiori: fineeeee

hiori: wait @scrooge mcduck do you wanna make matching hermit mizuena profiles

scrooge mcduck: FUCK YEAH

kaido shun defender: :x

scrooge mcduck: nagi you don't even have a custom profile

kaido shun defender: 2 lzy

scrooge mcduck: exactly

scrooge mcduck: besides we're literally matching usernames on that thing

rin: why do i suddenly have a bokura ga hanareru nara added on sekai

scrooge mcduck: YOU AINT ESCAPING ME YOU TSUKASA OSHI

rin: I will bury you six feet underground

slursagi: BITTER CHOCO DECO REFERENCE

rin: And I will take you on the best aquarium date you have ever been to in your life

slursagi: whatever you say tsukasa oshi

princess: practice really got cancelled because niko and kaiser are losing their fucking minds over roselia tickets

princess: and charles fucking ditched

nanase: what I conclude is that we all really need to get our heads screwed on straight

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bachirara: @slursagi IM GONNA TAKE YOU ON THE BEST AQUARIUM DATE

yuki: setting a timer to see how long it takes before we all get kicked out

alexander hamilton ripoff: SHIDOU JUST RAN OFF 

sae: Let him get lost.

alexander hamilton ripoff: HELPEEPEPPPPP

rin: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOB CUT

rin: WE BOTH KNOW I'LL BE THE ONE TAKING ISAGI OUT

nanase: on a date or in a body bag

nanase: because i think thats a very important distinction to make

rin: kys.

nanase: IM YOUR BEST FRIEND IM SUPPOSED TO BE SPARED FROM YOUR MURDEROUS INTENTIONS

rin: no one gets spared

rin: no. one.

nanase: FINE. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP YOU WITH MURDER METHODS THEN

rin: fuck

rin: nanase come back I'll buy you whale merch

kurona: rin's actually panicking 

sae: Kurona come here, we're not done listening to your playlist

kurona: Okay okay

slursagi: im actually lowkey very scared for my life

princess: you have no reason to be scared

princess: youre going on a date with your best friends

slursagi: my best friend has severe adhd

slursagi: and rin wants me dead

slursagi: how am i NOT supposed to be scared for my life

NOT kuroo: think of it this way

NOT kuroo: you have bachira around so you're immediately guaranteed survival

slursagi: TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

slursagi: RIN WILL THROW HANDS WITH ANYONE

rin: Shit head has a point

kaiser: yoichi being literate

kaiser: mark the calendar

slursagi: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKED UP HAIR CUT BITCH

kaiser: I SAID ONE THING

kaiser: WTF

NOT kuroo: rin will literally do anything bachira says

NOT kuroo: I HIGHLY DOUBT RIN WILL KILL YOU WITH BACHIRA AROUND

NOT kuroo: HE LET BACHIRA USE HIM AS A MODEL FOR FUCKS SAKE

NOT kuroo: and the personality switch

scrooge mcduck: are you a bachirin truther

NOT kuroo: MAYBE

scrooge mcduck: endangered species found

NOT kuroo: STFU REO

scrooge mcduck: rinsagi endgame trust

hiori: i stayed up last night writing an enemies to lovers assassin x royal AU

hiori: rin was the assassin btw

scrooge mcduck: SEND IT TO MEEEE 

kaiser: SEND IT TO ME HIORI

hiori: OK FINE JEEZ

hiori: LET ME POST IT ON AO3 FIRST

kaiser: HOW DARE YOU PRIORITIZE AO3 OVER THE FANFIC TRIO

scrooge mcduck: HIORI SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

hiori: I DIDNT SAY I WOULDNT SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS 

hiori: YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO CHILL

slursagi: im being dragged to the stingray exhibit

slursagi: bachira's holding my hand

slursagi: um

scrooge mcduck: SOMEONE STALK THESE THREE

slursagi: UNPROVOKED INVASION OF PRIVACY??!?!?

scrooge mcduck: SHUT UP ISAGI THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

hiori: its for ship content

kaido shun defendr: reo's going crzy rn wht did u do

slursagi: I DIDNT DO SHIT NAGI

yuki: We're all doomed

yuki: None of us are making it out alive

NOT kuroo: stfu pessimist four eyes

NOT kuroo: Isagi's not making it alive

NOT kuroo: the rest of us are fine

NOT kuroo: besides we have sae to bail us out

sae: Just because I bail out Shidou does not mean the rest of you lukewarms get the same privilege

otoya: sae w

hiori: @kaiser YOU GO AND STALK THESE THREE

kaiser: FUCK YOU WHY ME

hiori: BECAUSE

hiori: @scrooge mcduck help me out

scrooge mcduck: isagi hates you and will probably agree to anything to get away from you

scrooge mcduck: so he has no choice but to go along with bachira and rin

kaiser: thats so fucked up

kaiser: you owe me

scrooge mcduck: yeah yeah whatever now go stalk them

slursagi: bachira's standing really close to me

slursagi: hes holding my hand

slursagi: helpme

scrooge mcduck: for once im not the girlfail here

princess: girlfailsagi is so real

Kaiser has created a new group chat

Kaiser has named the group chat "Bachisagi vs Rinsagi vs Bachirin"

Kaiser has added hiori, reo, karasu, ness + 4 others to the chat

Bachisagi vs Rinsagi vs Bachirin

kaiser: SO

kaiser: BACHIRA AND ISAGI ARE LIKE 

kaiser: STANDING REALLY CLOSE AND HOLDING HANDS

chigiri: ISAGI TOLD US THAT IDIOT

kaiser: ISAGI IS FUCKING BLUSHING

kaiser: AND RIN'S GIVING A DEATH GLARE

kaiser: IDK TO WHO THO

karasu: to isagi obviously

karasu: bachira is rin's man so back tf off

reo: being a bachirin supporter among a bunch of rinsagi supporters will not end well you fuckass crow

karasu: stfu nagi worshipper

reo: i am a proud nagi worshipper

reo: ANYWAYS

reo: CONTINUE KAISER

kaiser: RIN FUCKING GRABBED ISAGI'S COLLAR AND IS DRAGGING ISAGI TOWARDS THE SHARK TANK

hiori: its all over if rin actually decides to feed isagi to the sharks

kurona: sharks sharks

kurona: i like sharks

kurona: i dont think rin will feed isagi to the sharks

kurona: hes probably gonna throw bachira into the shark tank

karasu: RIN WOULD NOT HURT BACHIRA HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN AROUND HIM

karasu: the personality change is insane

kaiser: rinsagi holding hands RINSAGI HOLDING HANDS

ness: im with nagireo and reo's really having a crisis

ness: nagi said hed carry reo

reo: if anyone asks

reo: we're married 

chigiri: youre a midget for an adult tho

reo: SHHHHH

kaiser: EVERY ONE 

kaiser: SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP

kaiser: IM TRYING TO LISTEN

kaiser: HDIUKEHDAAAHEUDKJMA

kaiser: someone hold me

kaiser: i think i just heard the most beautiful confession ever

kaiser: "I love you but I'll still throw you over board"

hiori: damn it i was hoping for an essay

nanase: rin has a whole notebook on ways to ask out isagi if that helps

hiori: RIN LORE DROP

reo: I NEED THAT NOTEBOOK

nanase: he jumped me when i tried to see it

reo: DONT CARE

kaiser: wish i was rin rn

kaiser: i mean what

ness: kaiser.

kaiser: 😐

kaiser: youre hallucinating

ness: BITCH YOU DIDNT EVEN DELETE THE EVIDENCE

kaiser: ANWYAYSHJ 

kaiser: isagi's a blushing mess rn

kaiser: bro

kaiser: hes like "wow i thought you really hated me" ARE YOU BLIND

chigiri: oblivious-blindsagi

hiori: IM STEALING THAT

chigiri: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

kaiser: he ruined it

kaiser: "what about bachira, dont you like him" STOP RUINING YOUR CHANCES LOSERSAGI

chigiri: even tho hes slursagi we gotta appreciate that he actually cares about everyone

chigiri: look at him putting his best friend first

chigiri: honorablesagi

hiori: kaiser's right we have to mark the calendar

kurona: i see rinsagi

kurona: theyre very cute together

karasu: NOOEDHIUEKHD MY BACHIRIN

SEKAI DE ICHIBAN NO STRIKER 🔥🔥🔥

NOT kuroo: @slursagi FUCK YOU ISAGI YOICHI

NOT kuroo: YOURE DEAD WHEN I SEE YOU

slursagi: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU????????????

scrooge mcduck: bro really went to the main chat just to say this

NOT kuroo: OBVIOUSLY

Bachisagi vs Rinsagi vs Bachirin

kaiser: ok so rin's having a crisis

kaiser: "fuck you have a point shitty head"

kaiser: "I wish I was reo, then I could have whatever I wanted"

reo: WHAT IS THAT SYPPOSOED TO MEAN

kaiser: i think hes complimenting you

kaiser: stop i did not sign up to eavesdrop on a wholesome convo

kaiser: get me out

kaiser: NEVERMIND BACHIRA IS HERE

kaiser: "RINRIN YOU STOLE MY DATE"

kaiser: "HES MY DATE YOU BOB CUT"

kaiser: theyre fighting

karasu: I hope they make out <3

reo: wait do we know who isagi likes tho

kurona: bachira i think think

kurona: he's said ily to bachira so many times before

kurona: its become normal

reo: LOVE TRIANGLE?!

kaiser: RINSAGI FOR THE WIN

kaiser: isagi's trying to mediate

kaiser: RIN JUST PUNCHED HIM

kaiser: HAHA

reo: IM DEADDDDDD

hiori: OHHHH THE BRAIN ROT IS REAL

hiori: mentally typing up another ao3 fic rn

hiori: delinquent x honor student

kurona: isagi is escaping

kaiser: HDIUKHEDE+##?EK+#???????

reo: KAISER???????????

kurona: he got kidnapped kidnapped

reo: WHAT THE FUCK

kurona: by isagi

kurona: rin is trying very hard not to strangle bachira

kurona: i can see the effort effort

nanase: rip kaiser he will be missed

ness: he'll be fine

ness: MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO'S SPYING ON RIN NOW

kurona: they dont know that im here here

kurona: sharks sharks

kurona: bachira said that both isagi and rin make his monster happy

reo: oh my god

hiori: IM REALLY RUNNING OUT OF STORAGE

nanase: no ones looking for kaiser

chigiri: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME

chigiri: FIRST THE G12S NOW THIS

chigiri: KYS KYS KYS KYS

SEKAI DE ICHIBAN NO STRIKER 🔥🔥🔥

princess: @slursagi FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BITCH.

yuki: I'm giving an hour before we get kicked out

otoya: I'm fucking crying

Bachisagi vs Rinsagi vs Bachirin

chigiri: GET ME OUT OF HERE

chigiri: HEDJHGRYSTOP TORTURING ME

karasu: wtf did you see princess

chigiri: ngl i could see this happening

reo: SEE WHAT HAPPENING

chigiri: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF KAISER

kaiser: JUST BECAUSE I GOT KIDNAPPED BY ISAGI DOES NOT MAKE ME ISAGI

karasu: did you just summon him

chigiri: yes i did

chigiri: anyways

chigiri: @kaiser

chigiri: you had

chigiri: your fucking

chigiri: tongue

chigiri: in his

chigiri: mouth

chigiri: .

kaiser: whoopsie

reo: IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT

hiori: I

hiori: who are we even shipping anymore

kurona: GUYS

kurona: BACHIRIN

karasu: HELL YEAH FUCKERS

kurona sent 1 image

karasu: PAY THE FUCK UP

reo: NOOOO RINSAGIIII </3

reo: wait howd they kiss firstly

kurona: bachira pulled in rin by the shirt

kurona: kissed him

kurona: and said "me and my monster both like you rinrin!"

kurona: rin is very confused and flustered

reo: WAIT THEN WHAT ABOUT ISAGI

kurona: theyre talking about isagi

kurona: bachira said that he likes isagi too

kurona: and rin said he does as well

kurona: bachira is suggesting a threesome

reo: THANK FUCKING GOD SHIDOU ISNT HERE

hiori: why didnt we think of that

hiori: bachirinsagi polycule

hiori: solves everyones shipping issues

chigiri: youre all forgetting that kaiser fucking made out with isagi and i was witness

hiori: oh yeah

hiori: kaiser what do you think

chigiri: HOW ARE YOU SO CASUAL ABOYT THS

kaiser: isagi's mine BACK THE FUCK OFF

hiori: OK POSSESSIVE MANCHILD

nanase: MANCHILD IM CRYING

ness: hiori's not wrong

reo: hold on who kissed who first

kaiser: isagi saw me

kaiser: dragged me to the darker part of the aquarium where you have all the deep sea fish and shit

kaiser: kabedonned me

kaiser: and said "i cant fucking stand you" and proceeded to kiss me

hiori: hate sex but without the sex

kaiser: it was an experience

kaiser: would do it again

SEKAI DE ICHIBAN NO STRIKER 🔥🔥🔥

slursagi: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU BOTH @NOT kuroo @princess

slursagi: @kaiser YOUR BREATH MINTS SUCK BY THE WAY

kaiser: 👍🏼💫

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nanase: I'll help you coming up with murder tactics rin

rin: Ok good

hiori: you are not gonna be able to fit all of that inside your bag

nanase: thats why i dm-ed you last night asking you to bring a large bag

hiori: omfg

hiori: youre carrying it

nanase: sure i don't mind

bachirara: THATS SUCH A CUTE WHALE PLUSHIE NANA!!!!

nanase: thank you! rin bought it for me!

bachirara: NO WAYYYY

bachirara: cheating already

bachirara: :(

rin: He fucking bribed me.

bachirara: OH OKAY THEN!

slursagi: @kaiser IM BUYING YOU BREATH MINTS BECAUSE YOURS IS ASS

kaiser: 👍🏼💫

slursagi: fine im buying you peppermint

kaiser: BITCH

kaiser: I HATE PEPPERMINT

slursagi: EXACTLY FUCK ASS

kaiser: IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU

slursagi: You had your tongue in my mouth so dont even

kaiser: 😕😕😕😕

otoya: plot twist

sae: Whatever happened to shipping Rin and Isagi

otoya: EVEN SAE SHIPS RINSAGI???

sae: ...Maybe...

princess: kunigami and i are babysitting two feral grade 9s

charles: BOUTTA RAID THE WHOLE DISNEY STORE 😁

kunigami: im holding chigiri back from smothering them with plushies

niko: I just wanted to get a Baymax plushie and get lunch

niko: I did not agree to raiding the whole store

princess: correction: im babysitting one feral child and the only sane person in the entire school

niko: thanks chigiri

princess: no problem niko 💪🏼

NOT kuroo: IM WATCHING ISAGI AND SHIDOU RAID THE DRUG STORE

NOT kuroo: ISAGI'S MUTTERING SLURS WHILE LOOKING FOR BREATH MINTS LMAO

slursagi: SHUT THE FUCK UP KARASU YOU DO NOTHING BUT GO "CAW CAW" EVERY DAY

NOT kuroo: unprovoked bro

certified menace: WOW THESE GUYS SUCKKKKKKKK

certified menace: where are the drugs

sae: Demon.

certified menace: yes bbg 😔

yuki: I'm very glad sae's sticking around

kurona: me too me too

kurona: i have a friend friend

kiyora: im standing next to sae and he looks like he just saw a cute cat video

kiyora: i think he's smiling a bit

kiyora sent 1 image

scrooge mcduck: KURONA AND SAE FRIENDSHIP IS THE CUTEST THING EVER HELLO????

rin: i cant even say kys because kurona's tolerable

kurona: (*^▽^*)

scrooge mcduck: i will defend this friendship with my life.

rin: Same.

rin: but only for shark teeth

kurona: aww ty ily guys guys <3

hiori: my heart is melting god

slursagi: i would die for kurona

princess: CHARLES YOU LITTLE FUCKER GET BACK HERE

kunigami: chigiri's chasing charles around the store

kunigami: niko and i are the only normal ones here rn

hiori: can you record

kunigami: okay

niko: THEY KNOCKED OVER A WHOLE DISPLAY STAND??????????

kunigami sent 1 video

slursagi: LMFAO CHIGIRI LOOKS PISSED AS FUCK

rin: I feel bad for the blonde

rin: he's got hell marching towards him

raichi: IF I HEAR 

raichi: DAKARA MOTTO

raichi: IM ENDING IT

sae: Did you just insult the idol group More More Jump!

raichi: YOUD INSULT IT TOO IF ALL YOU HEARD WAS DAKARA MOTTO EVERY TIME A CM PLAYED

raichi: i just caused my own death didnt i

sae: Yes you did.

raichi: it was nice talking to yall

kaiser: these arent peppermint

slursagi: youre lucky they were out of peppermint

NOT kuroo: i saw peppermint tho?

slursagi: KARASU SHUT UP BEFORE I TAPE YOUR MOUTH

NOT kuroo: SERIOUSLY WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

kurona: @sae do you want to listen to airi's romeo and cinderella cover together

kurona: full version

sae: Yes 

scrooge mcduck: if anyone ruins this friendship i will end their career

rin: they'll end up in a body bag

slursagi: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM SEEING RIN AND REO AGREE ON THE SAME THING??

rin: can you shut the fuck up

slursagi: ☹️

slursagi: im revoking your boyfriend privileges

rin: not before i revoke yours

kaiser: stupidsagi doing his job for once

kaiser: wait

kaiser: how the fuck did you know that orange was my favorite flavor you little shit

slursagi: i just got the first one i could find

slursagi: youre not special

kaiser: says the person who kabedonned me and fucking made out with me

yuki: Do I even want to know

otoya: fanfic trio having a field day rn

princess: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE YOU ALL

princess: except kunigami

niko: thank you for buying me a baymax plushie kunigami

kunigami: youre welcome

princess: NIKO CAN STAY

princess: IM DISOWNING CHARLES

charles: THATS NOT VERY SKIBIDI SIGMA OF YOU CHIGIRI

princess: KNOCKING OVER A WHOLE DISPLAY WASNT VERY SKIBIDI SIGMA OF YOU NOW WAS IT

charles: damn 😔

princess: @kunigami can we please get out of here

kunigami: okay

slursagi: why are none of my husbands like kunigami

slursagi: kunigami is literal husband material

princess: KEEP YOUR SHITTY SELF AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

slursagi: WHAT DID I DO NOW

otoya: every time i hear sure-sure i drop dead on my knees

otoya: shiho's fast part >>

alexander hamilton ripoff: oh cool I'm the one getting kidnapped now

kaiser: NESS?!

alexander hamilton ripoff: by nagi this time

kaiser: if you dont come back in one piece ill kill that lazy asshole

scrooge mcduck: you lay one hand on my lazy asshole and you lose your life savings

kaiser: tell your lazy asshole to bring back my best friend in one piece then

scrooge mcduck: i will if you keep your hands off him

kaiser: IM LITERALLY TAKEN

scrooge mcduck: i forgot about that part

hiori: you were literally screaming about kaisagi like five minutes back

hiori: how do you just 'forget'

hiori: do not make me pull up that 674 word snippet you wrote and posted on ao3 as soon as you got out of the aquarium

scrooge mcduck: holy fuck youre scary hiori

hiori: 😁

princess: THE VIEW FROM UP HERE IS AMAZING

princess: EVERYTHING LOOKS SO SMALL

princess: AAAAAA SKYTREE IS SO COOLLLLLL

princess: I LOVE U KUNI

kunigami: as long as youre happy, im happy

slursagi: why aren't they married yet

rin: laws exist stupidsagi

slursagi: the law should make an exception for kunigiri

nanase: rare sighting of supportivesagi

slursagi: IM NICE??? AND SUPPORTIVE??? EVERY DAY?????

scrooge mcduck: i have objections to that statement your honor

slursagi: fuck you

alexander hamilton ripoff: I'm crying 

alexander hamilton ripoff: nagi ohmygodd

alexander hamilton ripoff: this is beautiful

scrooge mcduck: what the fuck

alexander hamilton ripoff: UM

slursagi: nagireo break up arc real

kaido shun defender: @scrooge mcduck reo can you meet me near the shonen jump store

kaido shun defender: please?

scrooge mcduck: idk if i should be curious or pissed

scrooge mcduck: but yes I'll be there

kaido shun defender: yay

bachirara: I HAVE TO SEE THIS

sae: There has never been a better vocalist than Airi

kurona: I prefer Minori but Airi is also cool cool

sae: Minori's okay

kiyora: honestly surprised that sae's not chewing kurona out for being a minori oshi

slursagi: what the fuck

slursagi: WHAT THE FUCK

rin: expectedly unexpected

bachirara: AWWWW THEYRE SO SWEET

hiori sent 1 video

hiori: Nagi kept his word

hiori: and fucking proposed 

hiori: one knee and ring and everything

hiori: "Life doesn't seem troublesome with you around."

hiori: KILL MEEEEEEEE

kaiser: "Life isn't worth living without you around" literal fanfic material

hiori: reo's sobbing

NOT kuroo: that was one hell of a proposal ngl

NOT kuroo: who picked out the ring tho cuz theres no way nagi's lazy ass went through all that effort

slursagi: youd be surprised how much effort he puts into shit for reo

alexander hamilton ripoff: i helped him select the ring and write the vows 🤭

scrooge mcduck: so thats what you were crying about

alexander hamilton ripoff: im not a manstealer

princess: KUNI AND I MISSED IT BUT CONGRATS NAGIREO

kunigami: congratulations on the marriage

sae: Who's next? 

nanase: i can see you and shidou getting married next ngl

certified menace: IM READY WHEN YOU ARE

sae: Fucking kill yourselves.

nanase: damn alright

scrooge mcduck: IM A MARRIED MAN FR NOW

scrooge mcduck: WAIT

scrooge mcduck: ENGAGED MAN

hiori: the amount of google docs i have for nagireo is crazy

kaido shun defender: reo is mine.

kaido shun defender: all of you back off.

slursagi: who let possessive-nagi out of the cage

charles: OH MY GYATT NAGIREO MARRIAGE CONGRATSSSSSS

charles: whos the alpha

bachirara: nagi

otoya: nagi

slursagi: nagi

rin: nagi

scrooge mcduck: nagi

kaido shun defender: :x

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yuki: I'm at the mall

yuki: does anyone want take out from subway

otoya: get me da BTS meal

NOT kuroo: im boutta BTS outta you

otoya: damn aight

charles: OMG GUYSSSS

charles: i was watching mean girls w niko the other day during lunch

charles: and the insults are SO LAMEEEE

charles: who needs mean girls when you have isagi, kaiser, rin and shidou

bachirara: ur so real for that

princess: mean girls could NEVER live up to our standards

princess: no one can compare to the shit that gets spewed out of these mouths

kurona: agreed agreed

slursagi: is that supposed to be a compliment

princess: no 

slursagi: okay you pink bitch

princess: shut it you hoe

princess: im not the one with three husbands

princess: im not the one trying to murder each other on a daily basis

slursagi: shut the fuck up you think youre soooo cool with your hair care and having the perfect boyfriend but you're really just a barbie with a personality that tastes like plastic!!!!!

bachirara: isagi ate that up

rin: The barbie was unexpected

nanase: chigiri's at a loss for words

slursagi: im sorry

princess: at least im the BETTER BARBIE

slursagi: barbie's better

scrooge mcduck: isagi wtf i thought you were supportive of kunigiri

slursagi: just cause i like the ship doesnt mean i cant slander chigiri

scrooge mcduck: and kunigami?

slursagi: id rather kms

rin: please do

bachirara: NOOOOO

slursagi: bachira's the only real one

nanase: barbie was my childhood why are we slandering barbie

scrooge mcduck: isagi started it

slursagi: I DID NOT???????

princess: you literally called be a barbie like two minutes back

slursagi: i was slandering you not barbie

princess: we hate you too isagi <33

kaiser: bts has a song called one hit wonder???? what?????????

slusagi: ill hit you with a bus then we'll see who's got the one hit wonder

kaiser: i wasnt talking to you stupid bitch

slursagi: DOESNT MATTER

hiori: just saw rin retweet a ruikasa post with the quote "if they dont get married in canon im gonna kms"

hiori: wait he actually has so much ruikasa content retweeted wtf

hiori: RIN SHIPS RUIKASA?

rin: it made sense.

hiori: why do you have a whole thread on analyzing the bad end night series

rin: isagi has one on day by days

hiori: isagi's insignificant here

slursagi: ok damn i thought you liked me as a friend

hiori: 😐

rin: Stop stalking me 

hiori: im not stalking you im simply scrolling through my following

scrooge mcduck: IM DEADDDDD

scrooge mcduck: a certain person with the user kaidoshundefender on ao3 commented on my rinsagi fic saying "write one about us reo"

scrooge mcduck: @kaido shun defender 

kaido shun defender: all u do is wrt abt rnsg

kaido shun defendr: wht abt us

scrooge mcduck: fine fine ill write a fic about us

hiori: whipped

nanase: as fuck

yuki: THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED ME FOR A SANDWICH

yuki: OTOYA GET THE FUCK OFF ME

otoya: no

yuki: I'm going to beat the shit out of you

NOT kuroo: youre about be run over by a school bus

yuki: That's great karasu

kunigami: remember last year's cultural festival

kunigami: where we lost to fhrukng 1st graders

slursagi: can you repeat that louder

slursagi: the silence is louder than you

princess: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NO KUNIGAMI SLANDER

slursagi: im not slandering him?

princess: YOU LITERALLY SAID THE SILENCE WAS LOUDER THAN HIM

princess: uncoolsagi

slursagi: SHUT UPPPPP

kunigami: sure idm repeating

kunigami: we lost to 1st graders last year

slursagi: no no no before that

kunigami: we lost to fucking 1st graders?

scrooge mcduck: IM ACTUALLY DEAD

kaido shun defender: y r v all losing our minds over kngm sying fuck

slursagi: did kunigami just say fuck

princess: oblivious-blindsagi has become oblivous-blind-deafsagi

princess: evolution

slursagi: SHUT UP?

bachirara: i listened to neverland again

bachirara: why do none of deco's mc's get a happy ending :(

kiyora: im in the assembly room since its free period and everywhere else is occupied

kiyora: i dont know what song this is but it's been on loop for the past twenty or so minutes ive been here

kiyora: and niko's here too

charles: HE DITCHED ME NOOOOOOO

kiyora: i understand raichi now

kiyora: if i hear one more

kiyora: kajikande kajikande sono tabi ni atatamete

kiyora: i will lose it

sae: Get out then. The door isn't locked.

niko: Listening to momoiro on loop is so much better than sitting in social studies and listening to the so-called great conquests of alexander the great

alexander hamilton ripoff: hello

niko: not you

niko: the 

niko: ancient you

niko: that anhillated the roman army and a bunch of other places

alexander hamilton ripoff: i dont know who that is

kaiser: how do you not know who alexander the great is

alexander hamilton ripoff: he wasnt in pjo or hoo or toa

kaiser: how did you pass social studies

alexander hamilton ripoff: i copied off you remember

kaiser: no

charles: SO YOURE LEAVING ME TO SUFFER IN SOCIAL SCIENCE ALONE?!

niko: im sorry

charles: FUCK YOU THIS IS SO NOT SIGMA OF YOU

niko: i said sorry

charles: buy me oshi no ko and ill forgive you

niko: fine

charles: <3

niko: <3

hiori: quit the lovemaking in the chat ya lovebirds

niko: WHAT THE FUCK

charles: WHAT THE SKIBIDI

scrooge mcduck: as if you dont have a whole folder with charniko fics in your google drive hiori

hiori: shut up youre worse

scrooge mcduck: fuck youre right

otoya: the sandwich was worth getting beat up for

NOT kuroo: DUMBASS

yuki: karasu you shouldve let the bus run otoya over

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It was around nine in the morning with the sky being a clear blue, the occasional cloud floating past. The sun was casting its golden rays on the ground, making the day unusually warm for the middle of October. The people around didn’t pay attention to the group of kids gathered in front of the Hanzomon ticket gate inside Otemachi station.

Most of them were already gathered around. Kurona and Sae were sharing earphones and listening to More More Jump!’s second Sekai album together, Reo was convincing Nagi to eat something that wasn’t jelly, Kunigami was holding Chigiri’s stuff while the red-head fixed her hair, and Kaiser and Niko were arguing about who was the better guitarist in Roselia.

Bachira had dragged Isagi to the Lawson that was just outside the station so they could get some snacks. Nanase was quietly watching his best friends play Project Sekai together while Ness was doing his best to stop Charles from running off.

“AM I LATE?” An unmistakable voice shouted out and the ticket gate beeped, a guy with spiky blonde hair with pink tips running through the gate.

Sae immediately paused the song playing, removing his earphone from his ear. “You made it on time, just barely.” He said, monotonous as always.

“YESSSSS!” Shidou cheered, his loud voice causing some passersby to glare at him. “This means you have to watch the dolphin show with me now!”

Sae just sighed, putting his earphone back in and unpausing the song.

“Bachira, you can’t just stuff three chocolate rolls in your mouth,” Isagi scolded but he didn’t sound mad. The sliding doors opened and the two of them slipped inside the station. Bachira was chewing on three chocolate rolls while Isagi, being the responsible one out of the two, was slowly eating one roll at a time like a normal human being.

“It’s faster!” Bachira retorted, his voice being extremely muffled from the chocolate rolls. “And it’s more chocolate-y that way!”

Rin looked up from his phone, where he was currently playing a multi-live with Hiori, glancing at the pair as they made their way over, a hint of something other than blankness in his olive green eyes. “You’re a menace to society, bob-cut,” Rin stated flatly.

“Society loves me,” Bachira said smugly, swallowing his food.

“I’m not paying for your hospital bills, Bachira,” Isagi sighed, eyes searching for a trash can to dispose of the empty plastic bag in.

“If you won’t pay for it, I will,” Rin said, glaring at Isagi. Isagi pointedly ignored Rin’s glare.

Reo, upon hearing this, had to grab onto Nagi so he wouldn’t double over. Nagi didn’t do anything, he just stood there and let Reo hold on until he was calm. Hiori had swiped out of the game, opening a google document and rapidly typing the scenario down. Kaiser had slapped a hand over Niko’s mouth to keep the younger from arguing even further so he could hear Rin’s words.

“Alright, you guys,” Loki walked towards them, his voice commanding their attention. “We’ll be going to the aquarium now. You’ll be allowed to split up into your chosen groups once we get there. We’ll be inside the aquarium until one p.m, you’re free to go wherever you’d like after that.” He explained. “Noa, Ego and Anri have already gone ahead to buy the tickets.”

The group nodded and followed Loki up the several escalators to the floor where the aquarium was located. Sae and Kurona had gone from listening to More More Jump! to listening to Kurona’s Hello Happy World playlist. Kunigami had to promise Chigiri that they could spend some time walking around Solamachi after the aquarium before they visited Skytree.

Meanwhile the fanfic trio were having the time of their lives (read: trying not to explode from all of the ship content happening right in front of their eyes)

The group met Ego and Noa, who gave them very strict speeches on how to behave in the aquarium and why they were there - both were directed towards Shidou and Rin to no one’s surprise.

“Isagi! Are you ready to have the best date ever?” Bachira asked, a wicked grin sitting on his face.

“Uh-” Isagi wasn’t sure how to reply.

“Shut it, bee boy,” Rin snapped, leaving Nanase to tower over Bachira. “We both know that I’m going to be taking Isagi out.”

“Out on a date or out in a body bag?” Nanase muttered. “Because I think that’s a very important distinction to make here.”

Rin decided to ignore Nanase, choosing to give Bachira a dirty look. Bachira simply grinned back.

“Oh my god I am going to die,” Isagi muttered, staring at the aquarium ticket in his hand.

“You have no reason to be scared,” Chigiri said as if she was stating an obvious fact. “You’re simply going on a date with your best friends,”

“My best friend has severe adhd,” Isagi counted down on his finger. “And Rin wants me dead if the several conversations of throwing me overboard is anything to go by,” Isagi stared at the two fingers he was holding up. “You tell me how I shouldn’t be scared for my life,”

“Think of it this way, you have Bachira around so you’re immediately guaranteed survival,” Karasu supplied helpfully, coming over to stand next to Chigiri. 

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” Isagi asked. “Rin will throw hands with literally anyone!”

Karasu rolled his eyes. “Come on, Rin will do literally anything Bachira says.” He said flatly. “So I highly doubt that Rin will kill you with Bachira around.”

“That’s not the slightest bit reassuring,” Isagi frowned. Chigiri and Karasu collectively let out a sigh.

“Isagi-kun!” Bachira approached them, a bright grin on his face. “Let’s go, I wanna see the stingrays first!” Bachira didn’t wait for a reply, grabbing Isagi’s hand and dragging him inside.

The so-called fanfic trio, who had been silently watching the interaction from afar were looking at each other with wide eyes. Reo’s grip on Nagi’s shirt tightened, trying his best to hold back his screams.

“Someone needs to stalk them,” Reo muttered, staring at a certain blonde with chopped hair and a tattoo. Hiori, too, stared at said blonde.

“You fucking owe me,” Kaiser grumbled, resigning himself to his fate. “Both of you.”

“Yeah yeah whatever,” Reo gave Kaiser a light push. “Now go stalk them,” He waved as Kaiser muttered curses and entered the aquarium.

Reo turned towards Nagi, hand outstretched. “Come on, Nagi, let’s go,”

Nagi sighed and took Reo’s hand. “Aquariums are a hassle,” he muttered, allowing Reo to drag him inside.

Yukimiya followed the duo, alongside Karasu and Otoya, shaking his head in disappointment. “We’re all doomed. None of us are making it out alive.”

Karasu looked over his shoulder at Yukimiya. “Oi, stop being a pessimist, will ya? Isagi’s the only one who’s doomed. The rest of us are fine.”

Otoya nodded to show his agreement.

“Besides, we have salmon-hair to bail us out if anything goes wrong, and Reo too,” Karasu nodded his head towards Sae’s direction, who was still sharing earphones with Kurona.

Sae removed an earphone, pinning Karasu with a stare. “Just because I bail out Shidou does not mean the rest of you lukewarms get the same privilege.” He stated flatly before plugging the earphone back in his ear.

Otoya snorted upon seeing the frozen expression on Karasu’s face.

“Oh well, we’ve still got Reo,” Karasu muttered with a shrug as he, Otoya and Yukimiya entered the aquarium.

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Kaiser’s dark blue Stray Sheep (a Kenshi Yonezu album) shirt blended in well with the navy blue lighting and atmosphere of the aquarium. It was easy to spot Rin, Bachira and Isagi through the several aquarium displays and the amount of noise they caused. 

Bachira had a seemingly iron grip on Isagi’s hand, standing next to the blue-eyed boy while watching stingrays. Rin was hovering behind the two of them, giving them a death glare.

Kaiser had not signed up for the job of stalking these three idiots whose problems would be resolved if they either: A) got into a(n admittedly probably would not work out) polycule or B) Rin fucking manned up and asked Isagi out so Kaiser’s Rinsagi heart would be satisfied.

(He does not care about Bachisagi or Bachirin for that matter)

Kaiser had his eyes wide open and glued to the scene in front of him.

“Come on, shit-head, I’m gonna feed you to the sharks,” Rin muttered sharply, grabbing Isagi’s collar and effectively dragging him away from the stingrays and Bachira.

“Hey, Rin-chan, you can’t just steal my date!” Bachira pouted as he yelled after them but Kaiser noted that Bachira didn’t sound extremely pissed as Kaiser expected him to sound.

Kaiser will however admit that he found the look of absolute terror mixed with confusion on Isagi’s face while being dragged away by Rin to the shark tank as rather delightful.

Kaiser followed them, being as inconspicuous as possible. The floor was carpeted so his footsteps were muffled and the lack of light inside helped him sneak past an unsuspecting Bachira.

He hid behind a family of four who were also visiting the aquarium, making sure he got a clear view of Rin and Isagi through the family. Rin had a tight grip on Isagi’s hand but Isagi didn’t look uncomfortable except for the tenseness in his arm that Kaiser could tell from a distance. He kept his expression disinterested as his hands flew over the keyboard of his phone to update the group chat.

kaiser: rinsagi holding hands RINSAGI HOLDING HANDS

 

ness: im with nagireo and reo’s really having a crisis

 

ness: nagi said hed carry reo

 

reo: if anyone asks

 

reo: we’re married

Kaiser followed Rin and Isagi to the shark tank. The two of them were standing a little to the right so Kaiser decided to stand a little to the left of the tank where there was less light shining so he could be completely hidden. The sounds of soft, happy squealing of kids and families would hide any sound he made anyways.

As impressive as the collection of hammer-head and sand-tiger sharks were, the position Rin and Isagi were in was much more impressive.

“Isagi,” Rin spoke in his usual manner but if Kaiser wasn’t mistaken, there was a degree of softness to it as well. “I want you to know something.”

Kaiser’s eyebrows knitted in annoyance as he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. Shut the hell up, he thought as he typed out messages.

kaiser: EVERY ONE

 

kaiser: SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP

 

kaiser: IM TRYING TO LISTEN

It wasn’t I want to tell you something or I have something to tell you.

It was fucking I want you to know something.

Goddammit, Kaiser wanted to scream.

“What?” Isagi asked, turning his gaze away from the hammer-head shark that was swimming past the glass and towards Rin.

Isagi was looking at Rin with a surprisingly patient expression for someone who wanted to throw Rin overboard.

“I want you to know that despite being a shit-head and spewing out slurs every five seconds,” Rin said and Isagi opened his mouth to retort but Rin kept speaking. “And being an annoying piece of shit I want to murder, that you have become someone I find tolerable.” Rin’s expression was flat and unreadable.

And god, Kaiser hated the way the ceiling lights above the shark tank lit up Isagi’s blue irises perfectly. He hated that he could see Isagi’s perfect reflection in the glass of the shark tank.

Isagi, being the (adorable, but Kaiser will take that opinion to the grave) fuckass idiot he is, went, “What the fuck does that even mean?” He was about to cross his arms in front of his chest if it weren’t for Rin tightly intertwining their fingers together. “Wha-”

“Shit-head,” Rin spoke but Kaiser could detect a very very faint hint of fondness to it. “It means I love you but I’ll still throw you overboard.”

Holy fucking hell, Kaiser had never before wanted to scream, congratulate and fucking murder someone all at once.

He was very glad he was near the corner of the shark tank wall because otherwise, he was sure he’d have fallen over.

kaiser: someone hold me

 

kaiser: i think i just heard the most beautiful confession ever 

 

kaiser: "I love you but I'll still throw you over board"

 

hiori: damn it i was hoping for an essay

 

nanase: rin has a whole notebook on ways to ask out isagi if that helps

Kaiser had also never before wished so strongly that he was someone else.

He hated that Isagi was showing the cutest and softest expression of dumbfoundedness towards Rin and not him.

He hated that it was Rin on the receiving end of Isagi’s cuteness and not him.

“Wow, I thought you really hated me,” Isagi blurted out, sporting a dark blush that covered his cheeks.

Kaiser had to resist the urge to shout “NO YOU FUCKASS” and give away his existence to the two of them.

“It’s complicated.” Was Rin’s simple, straight-to-the-point answer.

Isagi’s eyebrows furrowed as he looked confused. “Wait, what about Bachira? Don’t you like him too?” Isagi asked after thinking for a second. “I mean, you went to the arcade with him, let him feed you ice cream or was it crepe? And you even called it a fucking date.”

Rin fell silent but didn’t let go of Isagi’s hand. Kaiser had never seen Rin look so conflicted and deep in thought unless he was plotting Sae and Shidou’s murder.

“Fuck,” Rin said after a second. “You have a point, shitty-head,” Isagi didn’t say anything, he just stood there in equal confusion. “Dammit, I wish I was Reo, then I could have whatever I wanted,”

Judging from Isagi’s reaction and the chat’s reaction, none of them knew what the hell that was supposed to mean, Kaiser included.

Kaiser let it slide.

“I guess it doesn’t help that I also kind of like Bachira too,” Isagi sighed. “He’s so cute and just seeing his smile works better than any coffee I have ever had and ohmygod he’s such a ray of sunshine, like, I want to cuddle him, ugh!” Isagi rambled, squeezing Rin’s hand with every breath he paused to take.

Rin blinked, unsure how to take this sudden confession.

“And of course there’s stupid, fucking, you. You shared your food with me and even stabbed me with a fork. We’re not even in the same fucking grade but you carry and hold my stuff when I have to go to the bathroom and you even skip class to keep me company during free periods!” Isagi ranted, his cheeks growing a darker color. “Do you have my schedule memorized or something?”

“That’s none of your fucking business,” Rin replied flatly.

“So you do have my schedule memorized!” Isagi crowed. “That’s a first coming from you and kinda nice to know someone other than Hiori and Bachira have my schedule memorized,”

“Why do Hiori and Bachira have your schedule memorized?” Rin asked, keeping the same flat tone from before. His eyes had a shadow to it.

Kaiser would also like to know.

“Hiori and I are on the team to help with props for the grade nine play so we memorized each other’s schedules so it would be easier for us to work on props together,” Isagi explained. “And Bachira is Bachira.”

Kaiser will say that it was a reasonable explanation. The shadow of jealousy that covered Rin’s eyes did not disappear.

Kaiser will also say that he did not want to be part of a wholesome conversation.

“What are we going to do about Bachira?” Rin asked, changing the topic swiftly.

“Good question, I don’t know.” Isagi answered confidently.

“I don’t know either, that’s why I asked you, asshole,” Rin retorted sharply.

“Rinrin!” A familiar voice rang out sweetly as Bachira ran towards them, tackling both Rin and Isagi in a hug. “You stole my date!”

Kaiser envied the fact that Bachira did not sound the slightest bit pissed. If their roles were reversed, Kaiser would have been pissed and possibly beaten the shit out of Rin.

“He’s my date you damned bob-cut!” Rin spat, putting in barely any effort to get Bachira to release his hold around him.

Kaiser wasn’t blind. He knew Rin’s so-called efforts were just for show, to keep his cold reputation.

“Hmm, nope!” Bachira brought Rin into a tighter back hug. “Isagi’s mine, I love him!”

“Get the hell off me first, you parasite!” Rin snapped, releasing Isagi’s hand so he could pry Bachira’s hands off him.

“But I like holding you,” Bachira frowned, clasping his hands around Rin’s shoulders and neck but not enough to be life-threatening.

Rin looked terrifying enough but he put in absolutely zero effort in pushing Bachira off of him. 

It was surprising to see the change in Rin’s personality whenever Bachira was around.

Kaiser understood, he’d probably act the same if someone (Isagi) were to do the same thing to him as Bachira was doing to Rin.

“Bachira, Rin, I don’t think it’s a good idea to fight in an aquarium and in front of the shark tank…” Isagi sounded concerned, stepping forwards so he could attempt to break up the fight.

“Shut the fuck up or I will actually break the glass and feed you to the sharks,” Rin snapped, finally (half-heartedly, Kaiser could tell from Rin’s body language) prying Bachira’s hands off of him, punching Isagi in the process

If Isagi knew that hammer-head sharks weren’t aggressive towards humans, he didn’t say nor did he show it.

“Ow what the fuck?” Isagi exclaimed at the impact. “You know what, you both can deal with your shit, come find me when you’re done.”

Isagi turned to leave and Kaiser couldn’t help the sharp snort that came out of his mouth. Isagi paused and Kaiser knew he was fucking done for.

Rin and Bachira were too busy arguing with each other to notice Isagi slip past them and towards the place Kaiser was supposedly hiding in.

“Kaiser?” Isagi was obviously and understandably shocked upon seeing Kaiser.

“Reo and Hiori signed me up for this,” Kaiser said before Isagi could ask further questions, not looking up from his phone.

Isagi blinked. His hand shot out, grabbing a fistful of Kaiser’s shirt and proceeded to drag Kaiser, offering no excuses whatsoever, all the way to the part of the aquarium where they housed the fish and aquatic life that resided in the darker parts of the ocean.

Normally, it would be the other way around but Kaiser couldn’t care less at this point.

It was completely dark except for the very limited amount of dim lights that lit up the area. 

Isagi had Kaiser crowded against a wall.

It helped that there were barely any people around.

“Yoichi, this is kinda suggestive, you know,” Kaiser drawled, ignoring the way his heart sped up at the position.

“Shut up, Kaiser,” Isagi snapped. “You were fucking eavesdropping. How much did you hear?”

“Everything, I wanted to leave at several points,” Kaiser answered, finding no reason to hide the truth. Not that he could even if he wanted to anyways. “You guys were…” He made a face he hoped accurately depicted his disgust with the wholesomeness (now this was a fucking lie.)

“Why didn’t you leave?” Isagi demanded.

“Hiori and Reo would have hunted me down for sport if I left,” Kaiser stated flatly.

“I wish you had left then I could’ve seen you being hunted by the two of them,” Isagi said ruefully.

“I didn’t leave because it was more fun staying and watching your several expressions, might I add, cute?” Kaiser replied, a smirk forming on his face. “It was entertaining watching Rin making you all flustered and shit.”

Isagi blushed but scoffed. “I - Well - That was Rin!” As if that was any explanation.

Kaiser’s grin only widened, leaning in slightly. Okay, yeah, he was aware he was setting himself up for something here but he didn’t mind since it was Isagi who was pinning him to the wall. “That’s not a justifiable explanation, Yoichi,” he taunted, a drawl in his voice.

Was it Isagi pulling the strings in this situation or was it him?

Neither of them knew.

Kaiser watched Isagi’s frustration melt, replaced by something else - embarrassment, something soft? Kaiser wasn’t sure but there was amusement lingering in those brilliant blue eyes of his that Kaiser struggled not to drown in each day.

It was a struggle he kept failing.

“I can’t fucking stand you,” Isagi muttered with a sigh and a roll of his eyes.

“Glad to be of service,” Kaiser still had the shit-eating grin on his face, leaning forwards, almost tauntingly.

Brilliantly deep blue stared into dazzling blue.

Next thing Kaiser knew, he had Isagi’s mouth on his, moving in a synchronized rhythm he didn’t even know they had. He let out a soft sound which was enough for Isagi to shove his tongue inside.

Kaiser felt like every single part of him was on fire. 

Whatever feeling he was feeling, it was intense and it felt fucking satisfying.

Not to mention that Isagi was an admittedly good kisser.

“Orange,” Isagi breathed against Kaiser’s lips. “Your breath fucking smells like orange,”

“Got a problem, Yoichi?” Kaiser brought his hands to hold Isagi’s hips, bringing him closer before kissing him once again.

“I seriously can’t fucking stand you,” Isagi muttered, dodging the question and returning the action with the same intensity.

“Yet you have your tongue in my mouth,” Kaiser countered, running his hands down Isagi’s sides.

“Fuck you.” 

“In an aquarium where anyone can walk in on us?” Kaiser asked in amusement. He didn’t mean it but… That was a thought to think about on another day.

“You know that is not what I fucking meant, asshole.”

~~~~

Kaiser later decided that maybe, a polycule between Rin, Bachira, Isagi and himself wouldn’t be a terrible idea.

Actually, it would be more like Isagi dating the three of them and Kaiser only dating Isagi.

But whatever floats the boats nowadays.

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hiori: @slursagi SPILLING PAINT ON ME WAS UNCALLED FOR

slursagi: I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO YOU EXCUSE YOU

hiori: FUCK YOU I STILL HAVE PAINT IN MY FUCKING HAIR

slursagi: THEN WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR??????

hiori: YOU THINK I CAN WASH MY FUCKING HAIR IN A SCHOOL BATHROOM?

hiori: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SINKS

slursagi: ok well your hair isnt my problem

hiori: i hope you fucking die i-spilled-paint-on-hiori-and-wont-take-responsibility-for-it-sagi

slursagi: these names are getting out of hand

rin: I agree with hiori.

slursagi: YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE???!??

rin: Since when have I ever been on your side?

slursagi: WELL

slursagi: YOU SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE!

rin: Over my dead body.

alexander hamilton ripoff: your cruise is soon! Are you both excited?

rin: No.

slursagi: hell yeah

slursagi: im gonna throw rin over board first trust

niko: Rin, please, take me with you

rin: what the fuck no

niko: Please

rin: no.

niko: RUDE.

charles: whatevers happening in the assembly room is FIRE

charles: blonde hiori era 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hiori: FUCK OFF I DONT WANNA BE BLONDEEEEEEEE

slursagi: you did this to yourself

hiori: NO??? I DIDNT?????

hiori: I WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY SPILL PAINT ALL OVER SOMEONE

hiori: UNLIKE A CERTAIN PERSON WHO ONLY KNOWS HOW TO SAY SLURS

slursagi: news flash: no one liked your suck ass blue hair!!!! So maybe you'll be liked in your blonde hair era!!!!! 

slursagi: if anything i did you a fucking favor

slursagi: YOURE FUCKING WELCOME

princess: pettysagi and uncoolsagi

slursagi: CAN YOU STOP

charles: ohhhh theyre throwing hands now LMFAOAOOAAAAA

sae: I'm watching the chaos take place and Noa will be pissed at you both. I'm pretty sure Noa regrets having Isagi on the grade 9 set design team.

slursagi: hiori started it

hiori: IT'S YOUR FAULT WTF

sae: Blonde hair looks good on you, Hiori.

hiori: thank you! SOMEONE IS SUPPORTIVE AND IT'S SAE TOO!

nanase: i like your blue hair and your blonde hair era

hiori: omg nanase stop that's so nice

kaiser: holy shit

scrooge mcduck: hiori in his tsukasa era

hiori: OH HELL NO

rin: did you just insult the great Tenma Tsukasa.

hiori: NO

slursagi: he did

slursagi: he called tsukasa an ugly faggot

hiori: WHEN THE HELL DID I SAY THAT

charles: THIS IS SO FUNNY HIORI'S ACTUALLY LOSING IT

alexander hamilton ripoff: never seen a guy as calm as hiori lose his shit over getting paint spilled over him

princess: tbh id do the same thing as hiori if someone were to ever spill paint on me

hiori: someone gets it thank you

princess: welcome <3

rin: Hiori, you have five seconds to apologize before I beat your sorry ass.

hiori: WHAT DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR

hiori: I DID NOT CALL TSUKASA A SLUR

hiori: THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

nanase: I can ask chigiri if she'll let me borrow her hair products and ask bachira's mom if we can use the art room's sink to wash the pain off your hair hiori

hiori: nanase i love you so much thank you

nanase: ilyt <3

scrooge mcduck: OHMYGODDDDD

kaiser: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuckkkkkkk god

rin: I'm in the art room with Bachira right now, I'll tell Bachira to ask

nanase: thanks rin!

slursagi: rin being helpful is a first

rin: I'm always helpful, just not to you.

slursagi: ☹️

bachirara: HIHIHIHIIIII!!!!!!!!! MY MOM IS OK WITH THE ART SINK BEING USED!!!!!!

nanase: tysm bachirin!

bachirara: OFC OFC ANYTIME YEAHHHHH

niko: anyways

niko: who let fucking failuresagi on the set design team for the g9 play

niko: HE CANT EVEN FUCKING PAINT INSIDE THE LINES

slursagi: can you shut the fuck up

slursagi: you failed the last math test

niko: THAT WAS YOUR FAULT

slursagi: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

kaiser: half of the student council funds has gone towards repairing the damages isagi has caused

slursagi: IM THE PROBLEM NOW?!

princess: you were always the problem lmfao

nanase: @princess do you have any hair care / paint remover hair products we can use

princess: I think i do

princess: want me to get them??

nanase: yes please thank you!

hiori: stop yall are so sweet 😭😭

scrooge mcduck: @kaiser are you seeing this rn

kaiser: oh god

kurona: i sense an idea idea

kaiser: these two have to be pure fluff and everything sweet

kaiser: i see no other option

scrooge mcduck: head over heels for each other fr

hiori: which ship are we talking about now

kaiser: not important

scrooge mcduck: you

kaiser: reo what the fuck

scrooge mcduck: shit

hiori: oh ok as long as its not with isagi 

slursagi: WHAT THE FUCK

hiori: news flash: i dont like you!!!!

scrooge mcduck: I LOVE THIS SIDE OF HIORI

NOT kuroo: who fed him drugs today morning

charles: BRO WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED FR

hiori: im more sadistic but spilling paint in my hair is on another level

slursagi: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU KNOW IT YOU LITTLE SHIT

yuki: how has he not been detained yet

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charles: OURS IS GONNA BE THE FREAKIEST ROOM DURING FALL FES

charles: JUST TRY AND BEAT OUR EPIC BACK TO THE FUTURE ROOM

charles: THATS RIGHT! YOU CANTTTT LMAOAOAOAOAAAA

slursagi: what do you mean we can't beat your mario cart goofy ahh room that you call 'epic back to the future'? Nothing about having black boards with glow in the dark stars that don't work is FUCKING 'EPIC'

charles: what did i even do to you

slursagi: you beat me in fucking smash bros in your classroom

princess: LMFAOOOO PETTYSAGI IS REAL

rin: It's not my fault you're too weak to handle my screaming.

niko: THE GRADE 10 ROOM IS A LITERAL HORROR MOVIE

niko: I ALMOST DIED AKHSWUKAHAAAAA

niko: NEVER GOING IN THERE AGAIN

certified menace: ?? its not even scary???? it's just dark lmao

certified menace: dont tell me youre scared of the dark

niko: IM NOT I JUST DONT FUCKING LIKE HORROR 

rin: weak.

niko: STFU STFU

kiyora: cool so our ghost busters x monster hunter x the shining haunted house was a hit

hiori: i have an idea

scrooge mcduck: @slursagi STOP LAZING AROUND AND GO ASK EGO FOR BLACK DUCT TAPE

slursagi: FUCK YOU WHY ME

slursagi: KUNIGAMI ISNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING

slursagi: HES JUST SITTING THERE ON THE CHAIR

kunigami: im supervising

kunigami: we don't know what karasu and otoya and bachira will get up to

slursagi: THEN ASK NAGI?????

kaido shun defender: lking fr ego is a hssl

kaido shun defender: dnt wna clmb strs

slursagi: what

scrooge mcduck: "looking for ego is a hassle, don't wanna climb stairs"

slursagi: ok well fuck you too

scrooge mcduck: in your defense

slursagi: IN MY DEFENSE?

scrooge mcduck: yes in your defense

scrooge mcduck: LISTEN TO ME FIRST

slursagi: i dont wanna listen to whatever comes out of your mouth mr. 'i worship a person who happens to like a character that drowns in inch deep water'

scrooge mcduck: i hope kaiser strangles you and rin throws you overboard and doesn't pull you out

scrooge mcduck: i was defending you here

slursagi: FROM WHAT

scrooge mcduck: in your defense, youre the only one that's not doing anything

slursagi: WHAT THE SHIT

scrooge mcduck: nagi's using his ps5 to test out the games, kunigami is supervising, karasu and otoya are fighting over the blankets and bachira makes a very good fortune teller, oh and yukimiya is just existing ig

yuki: 💀

bachirara: awww thank you reo!!!!

slursagi: I HATE EVERYONE

kurona: fortune telling telling

kurona: i wanna fortune tell

scrooge mcduck: OMG YOU SHOULDDDDD

scrooge mcduck: hurry up and get the tape from ego slursagi

slursagi: I HOPE THE STRING LIGHTS END UP CHOKING YOU

scrooge mcduck: not if they choke you first

kasier: reosagi beef? in my blue lock?

kaiser: more likely than you think

kasier: the string lights better end up choking yoichi or else istg

scrooge mcduck: aren't you dating him

kaiser: irrelevant.

hiori: IM DEADDDDD 

scrooge mcduck: @rin sorry we're stealing kurona

kurona: yay yay

rin: Ok.

niko: WHWDIUKJAGT

niko: CHARLES STOP

charles: :( ITS FUN THO

niko: IM GONNA FALL OFOFHRKDE<A

niko: im breaking up with you

NOT kuroo: ah young love

yuki: you're literally fucking 17 you do not get to call yourself 'old'

NOT kuroo: yes yukimiya 😔

certified menace: i can feel myself ejaculating to the playlist in here

kiyora: wtf

rin: GET. OUT.

certified menace: eyelashes jr is no fun

rin: YOU'RE A DISGUSTING ROACH.

slursagi: I ALMOST GOT MURDERED BY EGO FOR ASKING FOR BLACK DUCT TAPE

slursagi: REO I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

scrooge mcduck: cool thanks for the tape

slursagi: die

scrooge mcduck: no

scrooge mcduck: anyways

scrooge mcduck: can you take out the garbage?? its that white cover by the door

slursagi: i dont see any white cover with trash

scrooge mcduck: did you suddenly become blind ITS RIGHT THERE BY THE FUCKING DOOR

slursagi: i see purple trash

princess: BWHAHAHAA

princess: OH ISAGI YOURE DEADDD

hiori: r.i.p isagi he will not be missed

scrooge mcduck: OK YOU LITTLE SHIT

scrooge mcduck: ILL END YOUR CAREER

otoya: little help here

otoya: karasu got tangled up

NOT kuroo: STOP TAKING PICTURES AND GET ME OUT

yuki: I want to pass away

sae: Me too.

scrooge mcduck: @slursagi go help them

slursagi: WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO HELP THEM

scrooge mcduck: BECAUSE IM CURRENTLY DESIGNING FLYERS AND PRINTING THEM UP

bachirara: come on isagi! be nice!

slursagi: UGH FINEEEEEEEE

princess: slursagi is a mood today

charles: WHEEEEEEEEE

niko: WHY AM I HERE GET ME OUTTTT

kiyora: seems like everyone's having fun

slursagi: what the fuck karasu

slursagi: YOU RIPPED IT

NOT kuroo: IM NOT THE ONE WHO PULLED ON IT WTF

scrooge mcduck: we're never getting this done by 4pm

kunigami: i really think we should send isagi back to pre school

bachirara: KUNIGAMI SAYING THAT IS WILDDDDDDD

sae: I'm walking past, someone please explain why Karasu and Isagi are having a fight to the death with a blanket

sae: Not a large fan of nightcord but looping Lower is based.

otoya: LMFAOADOKAJHKAAAAA

NOT kuroo: WE SHOULD BAN ISAGI FROM FALL FES

yuki: agreed

kaido shun defender: Agreed

princess: not bro pulling out the capitals 💀

kaido shun defender: stfu

princess: what did i even do to you

kaido shun defender: :x

princess: exactly

princess: we should ban isagi from fall fes

rin: I'm for it.

bachirara: nooo

kurona: :(

nanase: no stop i was gonna agree but kurona's sad face......

kaiser: im banning that piece of shit

slursagi: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL

kunigami: we should ban him

sae: Yes.

niko: YES

charles: I VOTE YES

slursagi: REO I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH THIS BLANKET

scrooge mcduck: good luck lmao

sae: This is good entertainment.

yuki: why are you outside

sae: Entertainment.

yuki: understandable have a nice day

bachriara: REO JUST SHOVED ISAGI OUT OF THE WAY 

bachirara: oh now a bookshelf is falling!

kurona: theyre both crushed crushed

kaiser: can i resign

kaiser: i dont wanna clean this up

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bachirara: KARAOKE SESSION AFTER FALL FES TODAY BTW GUYS

bachirara: WE'RE GONNA GO TO KONAS AS WELL FOR DINNER SO GET ENOUGH MONEY

yuki: how tf are we all gonna fit in a tiny karaoke room

bachirara: @scrooge mcduck

scrooge mcduck: just because I'm rich does not mean I can some how manage to make us all fit in a tiny ass karaoke room bachira

bachirara: yes you can!!!!!!!

scrooge mcduck: i cant just magically ask the karaoke place to merge like ten rooms together

sae: Can't you just book one large karaoke room and leave it at that?

sae: I don't know why you're all panicking about this.

sae: A five year old would have been able to come up with a saner solution than remodelling.

slursagi: @niko he's talking about you btw

niko: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

niko: IM NOT 5YRS OLD

bachirara: BUT REMODELLING IS FUN THOOOOO :(

scrooge mcduck: omg sae youre a genius

bachirara: D:

scrooge mcduck: sae's idea is saner

scrooge mcduck: I'll make the booking

bachirara: YAYAYYY :D

kurona: tarot cards

kurona: taste like aluminium foil foil

otoya: did you know that mehendi actually tastes like poop

yuki: one, otoya, why do you know what poop tastes like, and two, kurona, why did you even eat tarot cards

kurona: i got hungry hungry

otoya: if you really wanna know what poop tastes like then eat mehendi yourself yuki

otoya: or even better, eat poop!

NOT kuroo: we should spoonfeed yukimiya poop

yuki: no thanks I'll pass

bachirara: OMG I WANNA EAT TAROT CARDS TOO

bachirara: ALSOOOO beads taste like plastic -100/10 would not recommend

slursagi: what the fuck 

bachirara: ISAGI WANNA TRY

slursagi: no thanks

kurona: oh we're running out of tarot cards cards

scrooge mcduck: this class is doomed

kaido shun defender: v stll hv the gme cntr

scrooge mcduck: "we still have the game center" 

scrooge mcduck: thank you nagi for being the only sane one

kunigami: are we sure mehendi isnt a drug

princess: ok now i really gotta see the g11 room

alexander hamilton ripoff: i love your music taste kaiser and sae

alexander hamilton ripoff: but i really doubt playing brave jewel and dream place is a good idea

sae: It's a brilliant idea.

kaiser: whats wrong with brave jewel

alexander hamilton ripoff: im very sorry but dream place and brave jewel do not give out "LET'S GO GAMBLING!" vibes

kaiser: so basically youre just a hater

sae: You will never understand the power of More More Jump

alexander hamilton ripoff: IM NOT A HATER WTF STOP THE SLANDER

nanase: NESS SLANDER???????? WHAT

hiori: vbs have good songs for a casino

sae: Vbs is mid.

yuki: vbs is peak wtf have you even heard call boy

sae: Mid.

yuki: call boy is peak vbs

yuki: Fuel is even peaker

certified menace: yk who else is at their peak rn?

certified menace: me and im about to blow this peak

yuki: Can we get Shidou expelled

yuki: Please.

certified menace: YOU GUYS LOVE ME

scrooge mcduck: sae loves you the rest of us......

scrooge mcduck: not so much

kaido shun defender: krnas eting crpts nw

scrooge mcduck: I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS

slursagi: youre already a rich kid why do you want even more money

scrooge mcduck: a pay raise is always good

slursagi: bitch you dont even get paid

scrooge mcduck: isagi you should get laid

rin: Shitty head is already laid.

scrooge mcduck: I like to not think about that part

scrooge mcduck: @hiori i can sense you looking up my ao3 profile so dont even

scrooge mcduck: i know your twt and tumblr i will expose every single post of you know who in this chat

hiori: you should have taken art last year

scrooge mcduck: design better

princess: @scrooge mcduck OHMYGODDDD DO YOU HAVE TIME

scrooge mcduck: NOW???

princess: YES 

princess: I JUST SAW SOMEONE DRESSED AS A BELL

scrooge mcduck: seriously fuck you i hate you im breaking up with you

scrooge mcduck: i hope you get guillotined 

scrooge mcduck: at the parliament and its livestreamed everywhere

princess: OK FINE IM CANCELLING OUR TEA PARTIES

scrooge mcduck: NO YOURE NOT

princess: IF YOU GET TO GIVE ME DEATH THREATS I GET TO CANCEL OUR TEA PARTIES

scrooge mcduck: NO ONE GAVE YOU THAT RIGHT

princess: YEAH WELL I GAVE MYSELF THAT RIGHT

yuki: So I think we have three people with severe adhd in the room rn

yuki: Because Otoya somehow ate like three packs of mehendi with the wrapping?

NOT kuroo: its just otoya things

slursagi: are we gonna talk about how chigiri and reo have tea parties like theyre some high class members of british society

princess: youre just jealous youre not invited

slursagi: im not some 5yr old to be playing pretend tea parties wtf

slursagi: im more mature than that

kaiser: you called me several slurs just because i tried to help you with the dishes last night

slursagi: we dont talk about that

niko: why the fuck is tenshi no clover playing when this room is themed like a casino

alexander hamilton ripoff: told you 

niko: no offense but who put sae in charge of the music

sae: Myself.

charles: I EATED THE MONEY

charles: IT TASTES LIKE BOTTLE CAP PLASTIC 🔥

sae: Because they are bottle cap plastic you little blonde haired twink.

charles: STOPPP IM NOT A TWINKKKK NONONONOOOOO

niko: SHIDOU??? KNOWS??? HOW TO PLAY???? BLACKJACK?????

niko: ok wow he can actually math

certified menace: im a menace but im a straight As menace

niko: you get straight As?

certified menace: HELL YEAH I DO

sae: It's because I help him.

niko: yeah no that makes much more sense

kaiser: this is the fourth table tennis ball thats been stuck in the ceiling because of charles today

charles: im sorry 💔

nanase: kurona said im gonna become very depressed, hiori will comfort me and we end up making out??? and its gonna happen in three days????

nanase: im not even depressed?

scrooge mcduck: love you kurona

kurona: my predictions are always accurate accurate

hiori: oh!

hiori: wait

hiori: WHAT

hiori: WHAT HWATHWATHWHATTTTT

kiyori: hes choking on his bubble waffle ice cream

kiyori: its ok hiori you got this man

hiori: THANK YOU??? I THINK????

hiori: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO KISS NANA IN LIKE 3 DAYS

nanase: you dont have to

nanase: its just kurona being a fortune teller

kurona: im always accurate

kaiser: he said sae's gonna force me to sit through every single mmj song in the g12s room earlier when i checked out the fortune telling stand

kaiser: well guess what!

kaiser: THIS IS THE SEVENTH FUCKING TIME THAT COLOR OF DROPS IS PLAYING

kaiser: im about to shove a deck of cards down yoichi's throat

slursagi: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE TODAY

slursagi: IM JUST PEACEFULLY EXISTING 

hiori: ok fuck

nanase: you dont have to hiori

hiori: no

hiori: i want to

scrooge mcduck: did not expect development to happen this soon

rin: Has Nanase finally manned up.

hiori: I DIDNT EDHKJEHIKS I DIDNT THINK ID BE KISSING YOU THIS SOON 

nanase: what what whattttttt

rin: You both are stupider than slursagi

slursagi: The Isagi bullying has GOT to stop 

nanase: you want to kiss me????? hUHHH

hiori: yea kinda maybe 

hiori: WHO SAID THAT

rin: Hiori, you're hurting one of the few people I tolerate.

rin: Count your days.

kiyora: hes drowning in bubble waffle ice cream

certified menace: IM FUCKING RICH

certified menace: too bad charles maybe youll win your bets next time

scrooge mcduck: i just wanna collapse on the ground

yuki: lowk same

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kaiser: I CANT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE

kaiser: IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO KURONA AND SAE SING IF ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

kaiser: IM KILLING EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF

slursagi: PLEASE DO

NOT kuroo: im in tears

kunigami: kurona and sae singing If by hit idol group More More Jump! was not in my 2024 bingo card

rin: I'm about to slit that fucker's throat

bachirara: RINRIN NO 

scrooge mcduck: let him commit homicide

scrooge mcduck: i'll bail him out

nanase: WHY IS EVERY SINGLE MMJ SONG ON THIS LIST

nanase: EVEN THE COVERS

bachirara: GOOD THING WE HAVE THE WHOLE NIGHT !!!!!

otoya: woah there's even sleeping bags

niko: except normal karaoke places DONT have sleeping bags

niko: wtf did you do @scrooge mcduck

scrooge mcduck: literally nothing

sae: Boku no jinsei no mae ni aru if to lie

kaiser: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU SALMON HEAD

kaiser: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU

kurona: what about me

kaiser: no you can sing

kurona: yay yay

slursagi: I CANT HOLD BACK KAISER FOREVER

alexander hamilton ripoff: karaoke party? more like war.

NOT kuroo: thank god its outsider rodeo next

yuki: RAS mid

NOT kuroo: VBS mid

yuki: SHUT THE HELL UP PECKISH CROW

sae: RAS and VBS are both mid, MMJ on top.

NOT kuroo: Do you have a death wish.

sae: No, I'm just stating facts.

princess: I love whatever's happening here

kaido shun defender: smne sng bfr i put megalovania

NOT kuroo: YOURE ONE TO TALK 

kaido shun defender: :x

kaiser: not a RAS fan but outsider rodeo is a banger

kaiser: Roselia obviously better

NOT kuroo: you have no taste

kaiser: right back at you dumbass

rin: skipping every single mmj song on here to play mr. showtime

charles: rin you're so real for that

scrooge mcduck: nagi my lap isnt the best place for you sleep rn

scrooge mcduck: im next

kaido shun defender: no

kaido shun defender: be my lap pillow

princess: IM ACTUALLY SOBBING

princess: HYSTERICALLY

yuki: NUKERU IBARA BAE MAKE SOME NOISE

bachirara: YUUSHUU NO BI GET UP HEY RAISE THE BRO!!!!!!!!!

slursagi: OKUSHITA GYAKKYOU NI GEKOKUJO TOUTOU YAKUMAN

hiori: AGERU WA DAIDANEN

yuki: ultra c on top

slursagi: real but syudou better

yuki: Wash your mouth with soap.

slursagi: ALL I DID WAS SAY SYUDOU WAS BETTER

yuki: SYUDOU IS NOT BETTER THAN VBS

otoya: night gang

kiyora: its 8pm?

otoya: night

kiyora: he's asleep... how tf is he sleeping amidst this chaos

nanase: #letrinsingmrshowtimeinpeacereo

scrooge mcduck: #letmeduetmrshowtimewithyourin

kunigami: okay but how long until we get kicked out

slursagi: having a rin-reo duet was not on MY 2024 bingo card WHAT THE FUCK

slursagi: why do they sound kind of fire actually

rin: because we don't have a shitty voice unlike you

slursagi: at least i dont sound like tree bark like you do

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rin: Reo, I will rip out your vocal chords next time

scrooge mcduck: BITCH ALL I DID WAS SING MR SHOWTIME WITH YOU

rin: Exactly why I'll be ripping out your vocal chords

scrooge mcduck: I MADE AN EXCELLENT RUINENE AND LUKA THANKS

rin: Your ruinene and luka impressions sucked.

slursagi: rin saying that is wild

rin: Shut up you shitty insect you're not spared either

rin: Hearing you sing overdose was like listening to Shrek humming while taking a bath in his swamp

slursagi: hearing you sing mr showtime with reo was like listening to donald duck say unintelligible shit for an eternity

scrooge mcduck: im about to hack into a bitch's bank account

slursagi: YOU LEAVE MY BANK ACCOUNT ALONE

slursagi: I ONLY HAVE 36 YEN IN THERE

princess: how the fuck are you broke

slursagi: erm

slursagi: lets not talk about that

princess: no no

princess: lets talk about it

bachirara: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY AMAZING SINGING

rin: You heard him.

hiori: i get whiplash

hiori: EVERY SINGLE TIME.

scrooge mcduck: real

NOT kuroo: bachirin <33

scrooge mcduck: rinsagi and bachisagi better

NOT kuroo: never thought a fanfic author like you would hate on bachirin

scrooge mcduck: no i just like going against all the ships you like 😙

NOT kuroo: thats low

nanase: SINCE WHEN WAS BACHIRA ABLE TO SOUND SO SMOOTH LIKE WHAT WAS THAT DURING THE CHORUS

slursagi: BACHIRA DEEP VOICE????? WHAT SINCE WHEN WHAT

princess: HOW LONG WERE YOU HIDING THIS FROM US

bachirara: ehehehehe ;)

rin: Ikemen...

bachirara: aww thank you rinrin! ily!

nanase: RIN FUCKING DIED

nanase: HES MALFUNCTIONING 

bachirara: oops

slursagi: well at least with rin gone i can be the only one who gets to listen to bachira sing like this 

kaiser: possessive asshole much?

slursagi: i forgot you existed for a blissful second there

kaiser: im about to break a bottle and stab the broken end into your fucking throat yoichi

kiyora: kaiser woke up and chose violence

kaiser: i was never asleep in the first place?

otoya: i heard rin died

yuki: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

otoya: me next

kurona: is the microphone edible

sae: No but go for it.

hiori: IM ABSOLUTELY LIVING FOR WHATEVER FRIENDSHIP THESE TWO HAVE GOING ON

otoya: watch me slay aun no beats

NOT kuroo: cant wait to watch you fucking slaughter the song

otoya: like youre any better

NOT kuroo: IM A SHIT TON BETTER THAN YOU DONT YOU WORRY

rin: Bachira.... Samsa.... Encore....

bachirara: I'll give you a private show!

niko: WHAT THE FUCK

niko: BACHIRA WHAT THE FUCK

bachirara: what?

nanase: Rin died again

slursagi: how come i dont get a private show ☹️

princess: no one likes you attention-seekersagi

slursagi: these names are getting too much

slursagi: also

slursagi: PLENTY OF PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!!

alexander hamilton ripoff: who's gonna tell him

kunigami: isagi, literally everyone in this school except for kurona and maybe bachira hate you

slursagi: WHAT

otoya: SORE DEMO ANTA KARA ITTE HOSHIKATTA

yuki: zutto kore kara datta no ni

otoya: sore demo

yuki: sore demo

otoya: sore demo

otoya: anta kara yutte kudasai ne

yuki: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT HIGH NOTE

otoya: i told you i was better than karasu

NOT kuroo: ILL FUCKING ONE UP YOU

NOT kuroo: WHOEVER SINGS KAMIPPOI NA BETTER WINS, LOSER HAS TO MAKE LUNCH FOR THE WINNER FOR A WEEK

otoya: BET

yuki: someone get me popcorn

scrooge mcduck: one sec

scrooge mcduck: done

yuki: thank you reo

scrooge mcduck: youre welcome

kaido shun defender: cn i go nxt

scrooge mcduck: "can i go next" yes you can my treasure

slursagi: GAGGING

slursagi: PUKING

rin: Does that shitty crow actually think he's a crow because what the fuck is that screeching

kurona: screeching screeching 💀

otoya: I WIN

otoya: YOU OWE ME LUNCH FOR A WEEK

NOT kuroo: I FUCKING HATE YOU

otoya: not my fault my vocals are superior to yours

kaido shun defender: me next

kunigami: fully prepared to listen to megalovania

kaido shun defender: oh im not doing megalovania

kunigami: YOURE NOT???

kaido shun defender: no..... im singing compass of your heart

nanase: the sindbad one? the one in the disney sea ride?

kaido shun defender: ys

nanase: damn go for it

scrooge mcduck: you got this nagi!!!!

slursagi: oh my god

slursagi: I CANT EVEN COME UP WITH A SLUR FOR THIS

slursagi: @rin rip out nagi's vocal chords please 🥺

rin: I'm burying you six feet under.

slursagi: bitter choco deco ref but FUCK YOU????

slursagi @kaiser hi 😁

scrooge mcduck: personality change is wild

kaiser: what do i get in return

slursagi: i wont call you slurs for a day

kaiser: a week

slursagi: fuck you

slursagi: fine

kaido shun defender: Am I going to die?

princess: THE CAPS AND PUNCTUATION IS CRAZY

scrooge mcduck: if kaiser or isagi lay a finger on you, they're going to jail, don't worry

kaiser: can i at least try

kaiser: i get to go a week without being called a slur

slursagi: I TAKE BACK THE DEAL

kaiser: fuck you too

slursagi: wait i wanna sing cinderella boy next

otoya: im sleeping

NOT kuroo: im about to feed you actual bird shit for the rest of the week

otoya: cool

nanase: @hiori its not been a day but do you wanna kiss

hiori: oh sure

scrooge mcduck: HOLD UPPPPPP

scrooge mcduck: PAUSE.

scrooge mcduck: WHAT

hiori: im just making kurona's predictions come true

kurona: i like hionana

sae: Whoever the fuck ordered fifteen fruit parfaits,

sae: I hope you enjoy your juvenile type two diabetes.

slursagi: What kind of death threat even is that

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slursagi: chemistry... test.... monday.....

kunigami: I've already dug your grave

slursagi: is that supposed to make me feel better

kunigami: yeah

slursagi: if i fail its your fault @niko

niko: its not my fault youre so ass at chem

princess: he got you there

slursagi: IM NOT ASS AT CHEM

slursagi: CHEM JUST HATES ME

hiori: very confused about my report card

hiori: the only exceeding expectations i got was for english

hiori: that too twice

hiori: i got meeting expectations for everything else??

hiori: how does this even work

kaiser: its called ego being a piece of shit

kaiser: i got approaching expectations for everything except for one

slursagi: i hope that other one was not applicable

kaiser: im gonna shove you into a locker

slursagi: kinky

slursagi: i mean what

hiori: hate sex without the sex

hiori: literally

scrooge mcduck: im living for it 

kaiser: the other one ISNT not applicable unlike what a certain SOMEONE FUCKING THINKS

slursagi: HEY MY THOUGHTS WERE VALID

kaido shun defender: snce whn

scrooge mcduck: "since when" yeah isagi since when were you ever valid

slursagi: longer than you both thats for sure

slursagi: ANYWAYS

slursagi: @hiori @kurona YALL SUCK 

sae: Did you just say Kurona sucked?

slursagi: YES BECAUSE THEIR ASSES ARE NOT ON THE FUCKING DEBATE DOC

hiori: sorry i have priorities

nanase: i doubt writing a fic about kaisagi can be labelled as a priority

hiori: fanfictions before bros im afraid

slursagi: fucking kill yourself

kurona: how do i use google docs docs

slursagi: you couldve just said you had technical difficulties earlier omg

sae: Shut up not even baked shit head, Kurona's learning.

princess: SAE DEFENDING KURONA

scrooge mcduck: the day this friendship ends is the day i fucking die

rin: I see no difference between my youtube playlist and spotify playlist

rin: Dokuzu, Living Millennium, Ego Rock, Coral...

nanase: spotify can read minds trust

rin: Are you stupid?

nanase: only for hiori c:

princess: whipped.

kiyora: you cant talk

princess: ok stalker

kurona: oh

kurona: thats a lot of fucks

scrooge mcduck: IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK

otoya: that work out during soccer practice today killed my back

otoya: I CANT FEEL MY SPINE

NOT kuroo: dumbass your spine is RIGHT THERE

NOT kuroo: YOURE NOT AN INVERTEBRATE FOR FUCKS SAKE

NOT kuroo: and you call yourself a ninja

otoya: im a ninja thats not built for intense back work outs thanks

yuki: that makes absolutely no sense

yuki: also stream voidroid by r906 because that's peak

nanase: relay outer better

yuki: vbs and r906 are much better

bachirara: DECO27 IS ABSOLUTE PEAK!!!!!

rin: All three of you are fucking wrong.

rin: Wonderlands x Showtime is the peakiest of peaks

otoya: peaky peaky mention

rin: Die

otoya: im good

alexander hamilton ripoff: am i valid for being a nakiso fan

rin: No.

rin: wxs or nothing

alexander hamilton ripoff: damn thats harsh

slursagi: do we even know whether we're prop or opp yet

scrooge mcduck: no

scrooge mcduck: were you even listening to ness on monday

slursagi: um

slursagi: sorry

slursagi: HOLD UP

slursagi: WHO CHANGED MY ACCESS

slursagi: WHY CAN I ONLY SUGGEST

kaido shun defender: bc u wr bng a pce of shit

slursagi: talk properly

scrooge mcduck: NO ONE TALKS TO MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT

scrooge mcduck: nagi said "because you were being a piece of shit" btw

slursagi: all i did was type out fuck in times new roman bold like 12 times

scrooge mcduck: exactly

scrooge mcduck: piece of shit

kurona: isagi got demoted to suggesting instead of editing lol lol

slursagi: REO WHEN I FIND YOU

kaiser: NESS YOU CANNOT JUST WALK UP TO ME AND GO 'hey kaiser youre babysitting the kids' AND FUCKING WALK OFF

kaiser: NESS COME BACK HERE YOU

kaiser: INVERTED TSUKASA TENMA HEAD

rin: are you insulting the world's number one star

kaiser: no im using him as an insult

kaiser: theres a difference

alexander hamilton ripoff: sorry kaiser but it has to be done

kaiser: googling up how to resign from being the student council president, a mother of too many kids and how to put said kids up for adoption

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slursagi: kaiser's standing in my kitchen

slursagi: menacingly

nanase: isnt he your boyfriend?? he's allowed to do that right??

slursagi: yes but no

slursagi: HES THREATENING TO PUT FUCKING CANNABIS IN MY FOOD

nanase: what the fuck

scrooge mcduck: honestly he should

rin: Do it.

slursagi: IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU IF YOU PUT CANNABIS IN MY DINNER

kaiser: it was your idea to use cannabis to cook dinner tonight tho?

slursagi: fuck you it was not

kurona: is it edible

slursagi: KURONA STAY AWAY

kaiser: its very edible! wanna come over and have a bite?

kurona: yes yes!

slursagi: KAISER STOP

kaiser: all im doing is cooking food

scrooge mcduck: FEED SLURSAGI THE CANNABIS

slursagi: YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

scrooge mcduck: NUH UH

slursagi: im not eating dinner tonight

kaiser: refusing my dinner cooked with so much love? WOW YOICHI

kaiser: i thought you were better than this

alexander hamilton ripoff: kaiser dont kill him before his inevitable death

kiyora: even ness is wishing for slursagi's death

slursagi: FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

alexander hamilton ripoff: rinsagi have the cruise in approximately 12 hours

alexander hamilton ripoff: try not to murder each other before you get to aomori!

slursagi: What the fuck ness

alexander hamilton: well

alexander hamilton: you both are gonna be stuck in a car until aomori then you'll take the cruise from aomori to hokkaido!

rin: you little shit

kaiser: dinner is done

kaiser: eat or starve 💫

slursagi: i hope you choke on it

hiori: my google docs is COOKING RN BUT

hiori: why is kaiser even trying to feed you cannabis??

kaiser: because i want the best for yoichi 💫

slursagi: its bc he wants me high on drugs

kurona: can i have some of it

slursagi: WHY ARE WE RUINING KURONA

kurona: no ones ruining me

kurona: cannabis came up in flos by r sound design

sae: That was lychnis

kurona: oh

kurona: is cannabis edible tho

kunigami: dont you eat everything?

kurona: yes yes

slursagi: IM BEING FORCE FED DRUGS???????????

scrooge mcduck: cant wait to see what a high-on-cannabis-sagi will do tomorrow

niko: CAN I PLEASE JOIN RINSAGI ON THE CRUISE

niko: I NEED TO SEE ISAGI YEETED INTO THE WATER

rin: No.

slursagi: HELL NAH NIKO

slursagi: kaiser im about to throw up all over you

kaiser: your mess, you clean

slursagi: why is that kinky

scrooge mcduck: @hiori are you seeing this

hiori: i am

hiori: adding it to the list of slursagi kinks rn

slursagi: why do you have a list of my kinks

hiori: no reason

scrooge mcduck: its for science

alexander hamilton ripoff: afraid the cruise is sold out, niko :(

niko: FUCK YOU NESS

sae: Can I change the chat name? A pun on World is Mine is just lame.

princess: did he just call world is mine lame?

princess: DID YOU JUST CALL 'WORLD IS MINE' BY THE AMAZING RYOSUPERCELL 'LAME'???????????

kunigami: wife chill

princess: NO I WONT CHILL

princess: HOW DARE YOU INSULT RYO SUPER CELL

princess: WORLD IS MINE AND ODDS&ENDS CHANGED MY FUCKING LIFE

sae: It's lame. Change the chat name.

certified menace: SAE CHAN CAN RHYME?? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CANT DO?!??!!!

sae: Get you to shut the hell up, apparently.

certified menace: YOU CAN SHUT ME UP WITH THAT DICK OF YOURS 🔥

yuki: can we honestly PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE BAN THIS GUY

certified menace: sae chan will add me back anyways <3

sae: I'm going to block you if you don't shut up.

certified menace: ☹️ whatever sae chan says

yuki: thank you sae

sae: Change the chat name to boku no jinsei no mae ni aru if to lie

princess: THATS EVEN MORE LAME THAN WORLD IS MINE

sae: No it isn't, IF is on a much higher level.

sae: not that you would know anything about it, cringe princess

princess: let me strangle him kuni

princess: PLEASE

alexander hamilton ripoff changed the chat name to (NOT) MORE MORE STRIKERS!☘️

sae: This isn't boku no jinsei no mae ni aru if to lie

alexander hamilton ripoff: deal with it or im changing it back to the world is mine reference 😁

sae: Fuck yourself

rin: Can you stop looping IF

rin: This is the 78th time I've had to sit through owaranai sutoorii nante maa tsumaranai

rin: I hate it.

sae: Then you hate it.

kurona: IF is lovely! go go haruka chan!

sae: Kurona gets me.

rin: We should ban MMJ and install a WXS dictatorship

yuki: I suggest we have a VBS and r906 dictatorship instead

rin: Get out.

slursagi: no kaiser we are NOT going to grow a cannabis garden IN MY BALCONY

kaiser: our balcony you mean

slursagi: WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED

kaiser: who said

slursagi: ME???

hiori: my adult kaisagi AU on ao3 says otherwise

scrooge mcduck: the several google docs of the mafia and office AUs i have agree with hiori

slursagi: im going to burn all of your google docs

rin: And you wonder why you fail chem

rin: ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

slursagi: NO IM NOT

slursagi: CHEM JUST HATES ME

kurona: cannabis rice was good

kurona: thank you kaiser!

slursagi: im banning kaiser from my kitchen

kaiser: 👍🏼💫

kunigami: @kaiser @kurona was the cannabis actually cannabis

kunigami: im asking out of concern

kaiser: nahh it was actually coriander mixed with mint lmao

kaiser: i was just messing with yoichi 💫

kurona: coriander mint mix good ♪(^∇^*)

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slursagi: ITS JUST A PHYSICS TEST

bachirara: ITS PHYSICS I DONT LIKE PHYSICS

bachirara: PHYSICS IS SCARY

slursagi: how

slursagi: its just forces and really simple equations

slursagi: whats hard about it 😭

sae: ne ne kamisama kiite kure

sae: kokoro ni pokkari aichatta

nanase: hug mention?! in our year of 2024?!?!

bachirara: ITS JUST HARDDDDDD o(TヘTo)

sae: Wish it were longer

scrooge mcduck: real

scrooge mcduck: hug is so good

slursagi: THERES NOTHING HARD ABOUT PHYSICS????

scrooge mcduck: i hope you get a 40%

slursagi: i hope your paper gets magically set on fire

NOT kuroo: where the hell did you get that lighter from

slursagi: not important

scrooge mcduck: OKAY YOU BITCH

bachirara: IT IS HARDDDDD ISAGIIIIII

slursagi: WHATS SO HARD ABOUT s = ut+1/2at^2

bachirara: what does the t stand for

slursagi: 

slursagi: IT STANDS FOR TIME????

slursagi: BACHIRA HOW ARE YOU SURVIVING PHYSICS

bachirara: I DON'T!! I COPY YOUR NOTES!

slursagi: SINCE WHEN

bachirara: SINCE LIKE FOUR MONTHS BACK

princess: stupidsagi

slursagi: is your only job making up nicknames for me? Or is your resume so shit that this was the only job that you could land? Maybe the recruiters took one look at your barbie face and thought 'hell nah we don't want barbies in our work force'

kunigami: chigiri's at a loss of words

otoya: afraid isagi ate there

scrooge mcduck: he didnt just eat

scrooge mcduck: he fucking DEVOURED

bachirara: WHENS OUR TESTTTTT

slursagi: after lunch

bachirara: NOOOOO

rin: good luck bachira

bachirara: THANK YOU RINRIN o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

certified menace: who fucking spilled cum all over the lab

princess: WHAT

niko: WHAT

yuki: FUCKING PARDON?

certified menace: theres white liquid all over the floor

certified menace: I DONT WANT TO USE UP MY IA TIME TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP

yuki: are you sure you're not the one who fucking came all over the floor

certified menace: DUDE IM A MENACE BUT I KNOW MY MANNERS 

NOT kuroo: thats not fucking cum

NOT kuroo: thats fucking ethanol acid

NOT kuroo: that SOMEONE fucking SPILLED

NOT kuroo: 😒

slursagi: NO ONE ASKED YOU TO FUCKING PUSH ME

slursagi: SPIKY YAPPER SHITTY CROW HEAD

sae: The sekai symphony instrumentals are always brilliant

kurona: yes yes 💫 

certified menace: I DONTWANT TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UPPPPPP

kaiser: clean up your mess yoichi

slursagi: I DIDNT DO SHIT

certified menace: the acid all over the lab says other wise

slursagi: IT WAS KARASU'S FAULT TOO OK

NOT kuroo: IT WAS NOT

certified menace: hurry up and clean so i can do my IA

certified menace: @sae saeeeee channnnnn I NEEED HELPPPP WITH THE DATA COLLECTIONNNNNNNN

certified menace: PLSPLSPSPLSSSS ILLL BE GOODDDDDDD

sae: Fine

sae: Only because you'll probably end up breaking more flasks than Isagi

slursagi: WHY HAVE I BECOME A STANDARD NOW

hiori: anyone seen my macbook charger

hiori: its the one with the gray adapter

nanase: nope sorry hio

hiori: its ok dw nana

kurona: oh oops oops

kurona: i ate it!

hiori: KURONA 😭😭

sae: Stop he did no wrong

sae: His intestine is made of steel

kurona: i hope i dont get electrocuted electrocuted

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rin: the description says its a rendition of romeo and juliet

rin: so why the fuck is the g9 play called drop dead julian

kunigami: romeo and juliet but its gay

hiori: doomed yaoi at its finest

bachirara: I CANT WAITTT ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

scrooge mcduck: isagi doesnt say slurs all the time??? what?????

slursagi: we need to stop making my entire personality just me saying slurs

kaiser: it takes some time but you get used to it eventually 💫

scrooge mcduck: thanks for the physics notes ig

slursagi: yw

niko: BYE BYE YESTERDAY 365 NICHI BUN NO MANABI O

yuki: kaban ni tsumekonde

otoya: itsumo mitai mata ashita teki ni

kiyora: at least its not sae looping mmj songs again

slursagi: real

niko: assclass s2 openings were the best ones

otoya: fr

nanase: i can feel the tears

nanase: oh they're flowing

nanase: im sobbing

nanase: i hate assassination classroom

nanase: i want korosensei back

hiori: do you want a hug

nanase: yes pls ur so sweet hio

scrooge mcduck: i still think we skipped several steps but ok

kaiser: do we have any good hionana fics cooking

scrooge mcduck: the only thing i have cooking rn is a rinsagi kuroshiro au

slursagi: what the fuck is a kuroshiro au

rin: isagi i understand but do you take pleasure in sentencing me to suffering

scrooge mcduck: will i escape your death sentence if i tell you that isagi is the one that's doomed

rin: only if you send it to me once you're done

slursagi: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS A KUROSHIRO

princess: reminds me of the time when isagi didnt know what gehenna was

scrooge mcduck: GEHENNA MENTION

hiori: IKITEITAI YO MAIYO NODO O FUSAGU TOUMEI NO GAIYOU

princess: mizuena oshis are scary as fuck

kaido shun defender: @hiori y ds ur jingliu do no dmg

kaido shun defender: bachira's hits 100ks ez w/o sig lc

hiori: stop im a quantum main

kaido shun defender: 😐

hiori: why are you even using my jingliu in the first place 😭

charles: GUESS WHO'S PLAYING JULIAN IN THE PLAYYYYYY

slursagi: gosh i wonder who

kunigami: who indeed

nanase: i think we should have an assclass rewatch

kurona: me too me too

bachirara: YESSS

charles: ITS MEEEEEEEEE

princess: its giving the itsa me mario

scrooge mcduck: i cant unhear it

charles: YOU GUYS COULD BE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT SURPRISED ☹️

slursagi: OMG CHARLES IS PLAYING JULIAN IN THE LONG AWAITED G9 PLAY?!???!?!!!!

slursagi: is that better

charles: 😈😈🔥🔥🔥

kaiser: i miss my boyfriend

alexander hamilton ripoff: you saw him this morning

kaiser: i still miss him

slursagi: yeah well

slursagi: i dont

kaiser: rude

slursagi: do i look like i give a shit

NOT kuroo: reo got taken hostage by rin

rin: i need that kuroshiro au injected into my blood

hiori: lowk i think thats like the most brain rotted thing he's said

rin: fuck off

hiori: tossing you and bachira into an ivantill au

rin: do that and i will rip out your throat

yuki: we love to see more doomed yaoi

bachirara: still not over blink gone and its been two months 😔💔

nanase: still not over korosensei's death and its been years

otoya: FR LIKE HIS DEATH WAS SO IMPACTFUL LIKE IK HES AN ALIEN BUT

nanase: YOU GET IT

bachirara: TILL IS ALIVE

slursagi: thank god i know what ivantill is

scrooge mcduck: i think hiori should write the ivantill doomed yaoi au

hiori: ill share the doc w you and kaiser 🤭

rin: im going to slaughter all of you

nanase: i can literally hear you praying to be ivan in the fic

princess: BYEEE NANASE GOT JUMPED

kurona: he will be missed missed

hiori: hold up

hiori: isagi knows what ivantill is

slursagi: CURE WAS LITERALLY MY TOP SONG ON SPOTIFY WRAPPED ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN

slursagi: im not that uncultured come on guys ☹️

slursagi: anyways stream ivantill and mizisua cure

NOT kuroo: yuki heard black sorrow and immediately started crying

NOT kuroo: we were in shibuya too

yuki: LIKE A BLACK BLACK SORROW

NOT kuroo: SHUT UP

nanase: ivantill rinsagi is real 🙏🏼

kunigami: what about a mafuyama rinsagi

kunigami: rin would be mafuyu and isagi would be uenoyama

slursagi: why are we making aus for me and rin

kaiser: we should make aus for kaisagi too 💫

slursagi: i hope its an au where i fucking skewer a sword through your heart

kaiser: if i die i want to die by your hands and your sword 💫

kaido shun defender: ksg bt its sherliam

alexander hamilton ripoff: ohmygod yes sherliam kaisagi

scrooge mcduck: ok bet

kaido shun defender: @hiori isg's blade does mr dmg than ur jingliu

hiori: IM NOT EVEN A JINGLIU MAIN???

slursagi: i still dont have a good crit body for him tho

hiori: is 96% cr not enough for you mr number one blade main

slursagi: unlike your seele who's at 78% cr, im not satisfied BLADE HAS TO GET TO A 100 CR

princess: why we beefing over hsr now 💀💀

niko: what do you mean theres a kiss scene

niko: I HAVE TO KISS CHARLES????

niko: WHAT THE FUCK

niko: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

niko: WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS

niko: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

otoya: romeo and juliet doomed yaoi starring niko and charles

kunigami: the best part is that its free

niko: WE HAVE A SOUNDTRACK?????

charles: HELL YEAH 😈🔥

niko: WHY IS THE FIRST SONG ROMEO AND CINDERELLA

niko: wait its the mmj version nevermind

niko: SAYONARA PRINCESS DOES NOT SUIT THE VIBE OF THIS PLAY AT ALL

charles: IT DOES THO????

niko: who put sing alive in here

niko: BLINK GONE???

bachirara: OH IN A BLINK GONE

niko: this is a romeo and juliet play

niko: actually what the fuck

niko: who decided it was a good idea to give the most brainrotted people other than charles the duty of making the soundtrack

kaiser: damn i really do wonder who

niko: fuck you kaiser

charles: OMGGG BOKU NO SENSO

niko: this play is NOT a scenario where alnst aot roselia and mmj all had a baby

niko: THIS IS ROMEO AND JULIET

niko: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TRAGIC

kaiser: i cried when i first listened to sing alive

kaiser: therefore its tragic

nanase: guys we're supposed to help set up the props for the play

nanase: not have an impromptu alien stage karaoke sing off battle

nanase: wtf 😭😭

niko: the script got edited too

niko: NO I AM NOT SINGING CURE WHEN I REVIVE STFU STFU STFU

charles: THIS IS SO SIGMA

niko: forget doomed yaoi

niko: this entire play is doomed

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yuki: what the hell was that play

otoya: PLS WHY'D THEY START DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE HALF WAY THROUGH

hiori: GANMGAMN STYLE KILLED ME

scrooge mcduck: i half expected roselia to start playing

scrooge mcduck: BUT NO THEY DANCED TO IDOL SHINETAI BY FUCKING MORE MORE JUMP

yuki: no but the chicken dance

yuki: who decided on the chicken dance

niko: most embarrassing 45 minutes of my entire life

niko: and i have to do this like

niko: five more times

niko: KILL ME

charles: YOU GET TO KISS ME FIVE MORE TIMES 😈😈

niko: thats the only good part

niko: i mean what

scrooge mcduck: gathering fanfic material like im at an all you can eat buffet

slursagi: you don't need an all you can eat buffet tho

slursagi: youre rich you get to eat whatever you want whenever you want

scrooge mcduck: thats not the point here stupidsagi

kaiser: my ship is sailing 💫

kurona: i found the part where tybalt gets yeeted really funny

kurona: like mercutio just straight up threw him to the wall wall

kurona: like YEET

kurona: like ladybug throwing chat noir half way through paris in that one episode

kurona: no regards for tybalt's ribs ribs

NOT kuroo: THAT FUCKING KILLED ME

hiori: are we not going to talk about how niko just straight up admitted to liking kissing charles

charles: OFC HE DOES 🔥🔥 IM AN AMAZING KISSER

rin: who introduced this twink to shidou

rin: because he's like shidou the second

nanase: oh my god we have a minishidou like how rin is a minitoshi

rin: call me minitoshi one more time and I will break all of your ribs

nanase: IM YOUR BEST FRIEND?????

princess: can we talk about how niko forced shakespeare to like rewrite this entire story

princess: bro really threatened shakespeare with a knife and went "change my story you useless faggot" 😭💀

nanase: I FELT SO BAD FOR THE KID WHO PLAYED SHAKESPEARE

nanase: LIKE THAT KID DID NOT DESERVE THAT THREAT

niko: STOP IT WAS PART OF THE SCRIPT 

niko: IM NOT ISAGI TO START THREATENING EVERYONE OUT OF THE BLUE

alexander hamilton ripoff: eve mention

sae: What part of this play was tragic

sae: All I saw was the story becoming more idiotic

charles: THATS THE POINTTT

niko: IT WAS TRAGIC

sae: How

niko: I HAD TO DEAL WITH STUPID PEOPLE

niko: THATS THE TRAGIC PART

sae: That's understandable, dealing with stupid people is always tragic

niko: SAE GETS IT WTF

kunigami: we need an encore of that chicken dance

otoya: fr do the chicken dance for us again niko

niko: STFU STFU STFUUUU

hiori: did anyone get the charniko kiss on camera

NOT kuroo: yeah i got it

princess: me too

hiori: SEND IT ALREADYY

kaiser: i wanted you guys to dance to magnetic by illit tho :(

niko: OVER MY DEAD BODY

charles: arent we doing that for PE

charles: isnt loki making us like pick a song to dance to for our dance unit

niko: when the hell did we pick magnetic

charles: last week???? YOU WERE RIGHT THERE 😭😭

niko: WHAT THE FUCK

charles: we have to perform it in front of the whole school btw

niko: FUCK YOU

kaiser: HELL YEAH

kaiser: wheres yoichi 

kaiser: i need him to do a favor for me

slursagi: rin killed me

bachirara: WE NEED TO REWRITE MORE OLD CLASSICS AND MAKE IT GAYER

bachirara: I WANNA DO A BENJAMIN AND THE BEAST PLAY NOW RAHHHH

yuki: if you can convince isagi to convince kaiser to convince noa then i think we can do it

NOT kuroo: we should do it for the music fes later in the year

NOT kuroo: BENJAMIN AND THE BEAST: A musical by the g11s

slursagi: STOP IM NOT AGREEING TO A TWO HOUR PLAY

kaido shun defender: snds lk a hssl

scrooge mcduck: "sounds like a hassle" ik nagi but its fun

scrooge mcduck: i have so many ideas in my head

slursagi: DO NOT LET REO ONTO THE PLANNING COMMITTEE

scrooge mcduck: i haven't even said anything yet

kaiser: i havent even asked noa if you guys can do it yet

slursagi: youre such a useless boyfriend wtf

kaiser: YOU CANT TALK YOU CAN'T EVEN COOK

kaiser: YOURE THE USELESS PIECE OF SHIT HERE

slursagi: THAT'S DEBATABLE

slursagi: WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE GO ASK NOA

kaiser: i will but first help me look for the gardening tools

slursagi: IM NOT EVEN PART OF THE NATURE CLUB STOP

kaiser: you are now

kaiser: THAT CHRIS PRINCE GUY KEEPS CHANGING WHERE THE TOOLS ARE KEPT

kaiser: IM GOING INSANE

slursagi: good

niko: i am so glad i wasn't forced to sing cure at the end of the play

hiori: FUCK

hiori: NO I WANTED THAT TO HAPPEN

kaiser: someone get me the script

niko: THIS WASN'T AN INVITATION TO CHANGE THE SCRIPT

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scrooge mcduck: last day of school before winter break

rin: thank fuck

scrooge mcduck: @everyone karaoke and ice skating after school

scrooge mcduck: im paying and i already booked the place

slursagi: didnt we JUST go karaoke like a while back

kurona: karaoke is fun

kurona: idk how to skate skate

sae: I'll teach you.

certified menace: IDK HOW TO SKATE EITHER

sae: I already have a student.

certified menace: COME ONNNN SAE CHANNNNN

kurona: thank you sae!!!

kaido shun defender: reo idk how to skate

scrooge mcduck: I'LL TEACH YOU NAGI DWW

kaido shun defender: ty

bachirara: how long would it take for me to lick the ice off the rink

otoya: ice from the rink doesnt even taste good i dont recommend

bachirara: awh ok <(＿　＿)> still gonna try it tho

otoya: @yuki do i get the bts sandwich again

yuki: fine

yuki: youre paying for it tho

otoya: ofc bbg

slursagi: @kaiser buy me tonkatsu

kaiser: i literally only have a hundred yen

slursagi: yeah well i have 36 so

kaiser: IM NOT YOUR WALLET????

slursagi: you're dating me so same thing

kaiser: doesnt that mean you should be buying me dinner instead

slursagi: no

hiori: someone's being bratty today

NOT kuroo: this calls for punishment

hiori: new fic alert

slursagi: STOP

rin: i accidentally ordered two tonkatsus

rin: ig you can have the spare one

slursagi: OMG

slursagi: THANK YOU RINRIN I LOVE YOU

hiori: THE PERSONALITY CHANGES IS GIVING ME WHIPLASH PLS

rin: yeah whatever

nanase: KURONA YOU CAN'T EAT THAT

kurona: isnt ceramic edible

nanase: NOOO ITS NOTTTTT PUT THE BOWL DOWNNN

sae: Ryusei, get off.

sae: I am not feeding you.

certified menace: AWWWW :(

raichi: HOW THE FUCK IS BACHIRA ALIVE

raichi: AFTER EATING ALLAT IN ONE GO

princess: how is he still hungry

scrooge mcduck: nagi dont fall asleep

kaido shun defender: cn v go hm 

scrooge mcduck: no

NOT kuroo: OMG GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD GOLDEN SPARROW

NOT kuroo: ITS SO PEAK

charles: did u guys know that niko takes FOREVER to eat

charles: WE STILL HAVE TO GO SKATINGGGG HURRYYY UPPPPPP

alexander hamilton ripoff: kaisagi are fighting over the tempura

kaiser: I BOUGHT THAT WITH MY LAST HUNDRED HANDS OFF

slursagi: ITS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR

alexander hamilton ripoff: my god they're at each others throats now

scrooge mcduck: average kaisagi interaction

scrooge mcduck: NAGI AND I ARE GOING FIRST

kaido shun defender: noooooo

slursagi: why are they killing it

nanase: the harmonization is top tier

hiori: nagireo stormy is something i never knew i needed until now

NOT kuroo: MY TURN

slursagi: NO YOU'RE GONNA START GOING CAW CAW IN EVERYONES EARS

NOT kuroo: SHUT UP

otoya: why is he actually killing it

bachirara: GOLDEN SPARROW (/≧▽≦)/

yuki: THE PRONUNCIATION??????

yuki: lowkey need this cover in my files like rn

princess sent one recording

yuki: thanks princess

princess: ofc yuki

NOT kuroo: HOW WAS THAT OTOYA

otoya: still cant beat my kamippoina

NOT kuroo: that was one time

otoya: ya and i won

kaiser: @slursagi come on lets sing

slursagi: NO

slursagi: NO NO NO

slursagi: YOURE GONNA PICK LIKE

slursagi: BABY SHARK OR SOME SHIT

kaiser: i was gonna suggest call boy since you like syudou so much but its ok

kaiser: we can do baby shark if thats what you want

slursagi: FUCK YOU

slursagi: WE'RE DOING CALL BOY.

kaiser: 👍🏼💫

rin: IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT KAISER'S GROWL?

scrooge mcduck: RIN IN CAPS?????

rin: kaiser's my boyfriend too... sadly

bachirara: ISAGI'S HIGH NOTE AAAAAAAAA

sae: I'm going next.

certified menace: LETS GOOO SAE CHANNNNN

sae: Shut the fuck up.

alexander hamilton ripoff: OHH

alexander hamilton ripoff: CAN I JOIN YOU

alexander hamilton ripoff: I LOVE THIS SONG

sae: Okay.

alexander hamilton ripoff: THANK YOU

alexander hamilton ripoff: yo boys... I am sing song

yuki: hold up what

sae: Soup song.

kurona: does this mean i can eat it