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TYLER BOWMAN:
- Battleball: Blue (gives him psychic powers)
- Personality: mostly your everyday high-school student, with a hidden passion for music
- Age: 16
- Secrets: He claims to hate Amy for dating Shope, but he secretly supports it.
- Biggest flaw: utterly refuses to give up when the going gets tough
- Bravery level: 10
- Attacks: Brain Blast, Mindful Meld, Teleportation Strike, Illusion Confusion
- Voice actor: Griffin Burns

JENNIFER SHOPE:
- Battleball: Purple (power over the elements)
- Personality: Team genius, but more subtle about it
- Age: 16
- Secrets: May or may not be an alien, but that's just my guess
- Biggest flaw: thinks she knows everything, getting herself into trouble like 75% of the time
- Bravery level: 7
- Attacks: Flaming Slam, Thor's Hammer, Tundra Hand, Surf's Up
- Voice actress: Anairis Quiñones

KEVIN REYNOLDS
- Battleball: Red (allows shapeshifting into animals)
- Personality: Little shit that thinks he's tough shit
- Age: 15
- Secrets: Secretly wishes he weren't so abrasive so he could have more friends
- Biggest flaw: His inability to stop talking shit, leading to him getting hit
- Attacks: Wolf Bite, Kangaroo Kick, Gorilla Palm, Wing Slash
- Voice actor: Alejandro Saab

THEODORE "THE ROACH" ROACHMONT
- Battleball: Green (gives them super strength and flight)
- Personality: The chillest dude you've ever met
- Age: 13
- Secrets: Wishes he wasn't such a pushover
- Biggest flaw: He's a doormat, plain and simple
- Bravery level: 5
- Attacks: Mighty Slam, Ground Pound, Punch From Above, Roundhouser Kick
- Voice actor: Casey Mongillo

AMY ANDERSON
- Battleball: Orange (control over all kinds of sound, even her own voice)
- Personality: A flirt and a prankster
- Age: 16
- Secrets: Has a very well hidden temper that only comes out when Kevin does or says something particularly stupid
- Biggest flaw: Cannot take one moment seriously, leading to her making a joke in a serious situation
- Bravery level: 8.5
- Attacks: SoundShocker, Metal Scream, Boomburst Wave, Remix Roar
- Voice actress: Erica Lindbeck

MEMNOCK "MEM"
- Battleball: Master (combines Blue, Purple, Green, Red, and Orange's powers into 1)
- Personality: Total sweetheart
- Age: He won't tell
- Secrets: Takes an interest in "girly" things like knitting and cooking
- Biggest flaw: Can't tell a lie to save his life
- Attacks: Virus Slaying Vibroblade, Virus Compress, Tentacle Strikes (and NO, he does not do the nasty with them), Claws Of Fury
- Bravery level: 20
- Voice Actor: Marc Draison

ZENBLOCK "ZEN"
- Battleball: Master (combines Blue, Purple, Green, Red, and Orange's powers into 1)
- Personality: Definitely an Arnold Schwarzenegger type
- Age: He won't tell
- Secrets: Absolutely despises loud noises and will do anything to get away from them
- Biggest flaw: Usually rushes headfirst into battle
- Attacks: Virus Assassination, Spiky Chains, Hell's Horns, Vibroblade of Killing
- Bravery level: 39.5
- Voice actor: Jessie James Grelle

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THE GLITCH
- Main powers: Control over multiple universes, letting them merge and separate universes at will
- Personality: Sadistic and horrifying in nature, mostly because of rumors. No one has seen their true form yet...
- Age: As old as time itself, possibly older
- Appearance: A horrific Cthulhu like monster covered in a glitchy, goo-like substance
- Birthed The Virus and created three monstrous beings to cover his tracks
- Attacks: World Crash, Decimation, Assimilate into Nothing, Glitch Corrupt (used to corrupt innocent people and animals), Lord of the Flies (creates a GIANT copy of Beelzebub)
- Voice actor(s): Keith David, Brandon Rogers, David Kaye

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1. Novocaine by Fall Out Boy (theme song)
2. We Will Rock You by Queen (Zenblock's theme)
3. I Will Follow by U2 (Memnock's theme)
4. I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan (Tyler's theme)
5. American Bad Ass by Kid Rock (Kevin's theme)
6. Self Esteem by The Offspring (Shope's theme)
7. Bang! by AJR (Roach's theme)
8. Original Prankster by The Offspring (Amy's theme)
9. Emperor's New Clothes by Panic! At The Disco (The Glitch's theme)
10. Soldiers by Otherwise (Rovuscious' theme)
11. Warriors by Imagine Dragons (the Benevolent Alliance's theme)
12. Viva La Vida by Coldplay (Venamus' theme)
13. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Mr. Wertz's theme)

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It has been 5 years since the Noobs collected all three pyramids and took down The Creators for good. Our heroes - if you can call them that - are now in high school, Memnock and Zenblock have retired and married, and it appears that all is well. What they didn't know was that The Creators had a creator of their own...

"This is ACP #2346. Its true appearance and name is completely unknown to us, so we call it simply... 'The Glitch'. From what we've seen from our experiments, it seems to merge two realms into one and destroy it, presumably for sadistic pleasure. It has to be killed by all means.", General Blorgon explained. "It's not the smartest move, but we must reunite the Supernoobs in order to kill it." "Are you kidding me, sir? Well, if we have to...", Zenblock bemoaned. "Come on, honey. I kinda like them.", Memnock replied.

It was 3:30pm, and for the students at Cornbury High School, it was time to go home. It was a rough day for Shope, Kevin, Tyler, and Roach, and as soon as they all got a text asking them to go to the Galacticus, and to bring "the kid in pink" with them, it was about to get worse. "The Galacticus? That name seems oddly familiar...", Shope said. "Bring the kid in pink?... AMY?!", Kevin cried. "They want Amy?! Why?", Tyler questioned. Roach just stayed quiet and shrugged. As Amy walked past them, Shope grabbed her by the arm and cried "AMY! No time to explain! You have to come with us!".

As the 5 kids entered the Galacticus and took a seat, Mem and Zen entered, with a slightly anxious look. "Good seeing you again, Noobs.", Memnock remarked. "Okay, so... Aliens are REAL? And what's this about 'noobs'?", Amy asked in utter confusion. "Yeeaah, I kinda lied to you about the "superdudes" thing. Sorry.", an ashamed Tyler admitted. "I... I don't get it. Why exactly am I here?", Amy said, still totally baffled about the situation. "The reason you're here, you might ask? Simple. ACP #2346, also known as The Glitch. General Blorgon has tasked us to bring you four together again to help kill it off.", Zenblock said. "But why us? We're not very good at the heroism thing!", Roach protested. "That's exactly what I'm thinking. Alas, we had to do it. Amy, you're here because you're a part of us now.", Zenblock continued. "Me? You want me?", Amy replied. "Indeed. You're in control of the Orange Battleball. It gives you the power to control all forms of sound, including your voice. For the rest of you, your Battleballs have been upgraded to allow for stronger battle capabilities.", Memnock said. "Are you 5 willing to assume the role of Supernoobs again?"

"Sure, why not?", Tyler said, internally resigning to his fate. "The Glitch seems to infect others using Glitcherine, a potent substance that can corrupt with even a minor touch. Its' first target appears to be in the local zoo. We'll drive you there. Let's do this.", Zenblock said.

(To be continued)

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The Galacticus arrived at the Cornbury Zoo, and Shope begins looking for Glitcherine traces. "The glitch-infected target has got to be around here somewhere, right, guys? ...guys?", Shope said. However, as typical for the boys, they were off having fun. "Sheesh. Of course they'd do that.". Suddenly, Shope hears a cry of pain. "I think it's over here, guys!", Shope called. She and Amy dash off to the cry's direction, with the boys running right behind them. Shope crashes into the glitch-infected giraffe, and let me tell you, you should have SEEN that thing! It was huge, it had curved, demonic horns, a mouth full of grisly looking teeth, its eyes had a horrifying glow to them, and don't even get me started on the Glitcherine DRIPPING all over its body.

The monstrous giraffe screeched, and Amy reacted by saying "Okay. Uh, Jesus Christ, man." "RUN! RUUUUUUN!", Kevin yelled. The Noobs ran away from the nightmarish beast, and the chase was on. The chase continued until the Noobs were backed up against the wall. "So, uh, remember those Battleballs Mem and Zen gave us? I think it's time we put them to use.", Tyler remarked. "Battleballs IN!", Kevin declared, and the Noobs transformed. However, there was something different about their new armor. Shope definitely had the most drastic change: she had arms made of fire, wings made out of water, a dragon's head made out of steel, legs made out of electricity, and a tail made of ice. The rest of the upgraded armors weren't too shabby either; Kevin's armor now resembled the body of a gorilla, Tyler gained a constant aura flow, Roach got gauntlets, and Amy's has speakers, presumably to amp the sound of her attacks.

"Holy hell, I'm a dragon! ...alright, pal, let's rumble.", Shope declared. "Thor's Hammer!" With that call, her right hand turned into a hammer crackling with electricity and whacked the infected giraffe. "Not bad, not bad. Now let's see what mine can do.", Tyler remarked. He suddenly created 2 translucent copies of himself. "Illusion Confusion!" All three Tylers attacked the giraffe, all at once. "Hey, cool! Your turn, Kevin!", said Tyler. "Oh, it's on!", Kevin said, shapeshifting into a wolf. "Wolf Bite!" Kevin bit the giraffe so hard it began to bleed. "Ooh! Okay okay, my turn!", Roach said cheerfully. "Ground Pound!" Roach slammed their hands into the floor, creating a miniature earthquake which hurt the giraffe. "Your move, Amy!", said Roach. "Well, if you insist.", Amy replied. She turned all of the volume knobs on the speakers to maximum. "Remix.... ROAAAAAR!" Amy created a HUMONGOUS soundwave that was so loud even her allies covered their ears. As expected, it greatly hurt the beast. "That was great, babe, but could you please not be so loud next time? My ears are ringing.", Shope grumbled. "Sorry!", Amy said.

The glitch-infected giraffe fell to the floor. "Now how are we supposed to purify this thing?", asked Kevin. "Simple. You just inject it with a needle and remove the Glitcherine.", Memnock said. "Observe." Mem stuck a needle into the giraffe, removing the Glitcherine from it. "Hey, I'm sorry we had to attack you, big guy.", Shope sorrowfully said. "I apologize for summoning you on such short notice, guys.", said Memnock. "It's all good, Mem! I'm just happy we've got you back in our lives!", Roach said. And with that, the Noobs began to head home.

NEXT TIME:
"May I have this dance... Darling?"
Episode 2: Hey, Noobcoming Queen (coming October 5th)

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It was the day of the homecoming game at Cornbury High School. And with the homecoming game comes the pep rally... But Shope and Amy would be lying if they said they liked it. It's too loud for Shope, it's too boring for Amy, and last year they saw Ms. Wormeramer do the most despicable thing... Belly dancing. Embarrassing as it was, the fact she was in stereotypical belly dancer clothes made it worse. Needless to say, they sworn off of pep rallies for good. I would flashback to that very moment, but I fear it would be NSFB. But enough about that, let's get to the present day.

"You're NOT going to the pep rally after school? Why?!" yelled Kevin. "Remember the belly dancing thing last year? Yeeaah, no thanks. I've heard she's gonna do it again this year.", Shope remarked. "Freaking gross.", Amy groaned. "Eh, suit yourself. We're gonna have fun at the pep rally.", Tyler said.

The following morning on the Galacticus, the boys walked in traumatized. "DEAR GOD. The principal was entirely naked yesterday when she belly danced!", Roach cried. "EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!", chorused Shope, Amy, Mem, and Zen. "Oh lords, I can only imagine what THAT must have looked like.", Memnock murmured. "I can't get the mental image out of my head now... I need brain bleach!", Amy said. Zenblock almost threw up, but thankfully he kept it in, and Shope said "Dear God, why.". "So... I've heard today's the homecoming dance, correct?", Memnock said, changing the subject. "Yup, why?", Kevin asked. "We're coming as chaperones!", said Zenblock. He and Mem briefly became Rob and Bob to demonstrate. "Wait a minute, haven't I seen you two at school before?", Amy said. "You might have, Amy. You might have.", Memnock said. "So what time is it at?" "Starts at about... 8:00pm.", Shope replied. "We'll drive you there by 7:30pm. ...if not may lightning strike us dead.", Zenblock said.

10-ish hours later, the Galacticus arrived at Cornbury High School. Shope was anxious. This was the first time since she somehow hooked up with Amy that she would be participating in the homecoming dance. "Hey, look at me. I want you to know that, despite my bravado, I'm nervous about this dance too. Let's make the best of it. After all, this is our night.", Amy reassuringly said. Shope could only respond with a gulp. When the Noobs, Bob, and Rob entered the high school, they heard a roar that sounded almost like a cry for help. "LIKO?!", Amy cried. The once gentle friend of Amy's was now a screeching, gibbering glitch-infected werewolf. The rampaging beast attacked Tyler, Roach, and Kevin, and pinned the boys against the wall. Shope, Amy, Rob, and Bob huddled into a circle. "Okay, we need to come up with a-", Shope said, but she got interrupted by two roars. The Glitch didn't just infect Liko, it infected Jock and Sheldon too! "...oh dear God. Okay, scratch the plan, let's just split up.", Shope continued. "An excellent plan. Me and Zen will take on Liko, you two will take on Jocka and Sheldon.", Memnock said. "Deal! LET'S GO!", Amy declared. "Battleballs IN!", Shope said with a proud grin.

Music began to play from the radio as Shope and Amy advanced towards their target. "🎵 Yeah, this is really my night, gonna take it right now, yeah, I'm feeling like a Mack truck going downhill... The people on the sidelines screaming "SLOW DOWN!", but you can't kill my vibe!🎵", the radio blared. "Hey, Set it Off! Cool! Alright glitch-infected beasts, be ready to die!", Shope growled. Shope called out "Tundra Hand!", and her arms turned ice cold as she punched out Sheldon. "🎵 I'm a head case and I'm leading the parade! Rounding up the maniacs, let 'em out to play! Once you get a taste, no, you'll never be the same... Bring the creatures to life!🎵", the song continued. "Boomburst Wave!", Amy called out as she slammed her hands on the ground, creating a 77.5 dB soundwave. It entered Jock's ears, causing the beast to recoil. He charged at them as the song continued, "🎵 My-y hand out the window, just riding the wa-aves! My cares in the mirror, just fading away! Yeah, I'm superhuman, don't need to be sa-aved!🎵". "Oh crap! Dodge!", Shope cried. Amy and Shope roll out of the way, causing Jock to hit a wall. Shope and Amy grin towards each other and prepare to finish the beastly duo off. "Thor's...", Shope started. "Metal...", Amy continued. "🎵 Don't press your luck! I woke up feeling dangerous!🎵", the song continued as Shope and Amy yelled "Thunderous Scream!". Amy roared as loud as she could, while Shope created a hammer out of electricity and swung it around. The glitch-infected students shrieked in pain, as Shope and Amy turned their Battleball into syringes. "Ready, honey?", Amy said with a proud smirk. "Oh, am I ever.", Shope remarked. "Glitcherine removal...", they both said, "...done!" Jock woke up and groaned in pain. "Ugh... Where the living hell am I?", he asked. "Looooong story.", Amy said. "Ow... Jennifer Shope. Why am I not surprised?", Sheldon grumbled. "Be happy I saved you in the first place!", Shope said in bemusement.

"Glitch-Slaying Vibroblade!", Memnock roared as he slashed Liko with his Battleblade. The werewolf roared in pain, and she let the boys go. "Thanks, guys!", Tyler said. "No need to say anything, just go somewhere safe!", Zenblock said. The boys hesitantly obeyed as Zenblock prepared an attack. "Vibroblade of Killing!", Zenblock shouted, stabbing his blade right through the infected Liko's stomach. The glitch-infected human puked out some Glitcherine. "Okay, sweetie, I think maybe we should cut the attacks and just purify her.", Memnock said. Zen turned his Battleblade into a syringe, and he grumbled "Fine. Glitcherine removal... Done.". Liko opened her eyes and stood up slightly shakily. "Blech... Where... Even am- HRK!", Liko said before throwing up in pain. "GET HER TO THE GODDAMN NURSE'S OFFICE! NOW!", Zen cried. "Okay okay okay! Jesus Christ!", Mem yelled. As the whole chaos died down, Shope blushed and said "Um... Amy? I'm sorry this... Wasn't the best homecoming dance." "Are you kidding me? This was one of the best I've gone to!", Amy said and pulled Shope in for a kiss. "I- wha- eh?! Ehhhh?! What the hell?! What?!", Shope yelled in embarrassment. "They kissed, they kissed!", Kevin cried. "I'm so happy for them!", Roach said. Meanwhile, Tyler just fainted. "C'mon, baby, let's go home.", Amy said with a grin. "Yeah... Um, is it okay if I ask to go on a date with you next Sunday?", Shope faintly murmured. "1000%, yes.", Amy said.

The Noobs headed to the Galacticus, and as soon as Shope and Amy got in, Shope fell asleep, cuddling onto Amy. "Get a load of these two loveboids!", Kevin teased. "Oh shut up.", Amy replied.

NEXT EPISODE:
"You're a good person, Shope. Never doubt that."
OUR FIRST DATE (coming October 12th)

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The Saturday after the homecoming dance, Shope was lying in bed. She couldn't sleep. Tomorrow, she and Amy were going on their first date. "What if I let her down? What if she's lying to me? What if... What if SOMETHING attempts to sabotage it and she blames it on me?", Shope thought. She was secretly wishing she didn't pop the question. It was 3:00 in the morning when she finally went to bed.

7 hours later, Shope tiredly headed towards the Galacticus, hoping she could talk to Mem and Zen and clear her mind. "Good morning, Jennifer! ... what's wrong? Do you need to talk to us?", Memnock asked. "GODS, yes. It's about my date with Amy tonight. I feel like... Like I'm gonna mess up. You know? What if she ends up hating me for it? This is CRUCIAL, guys. I don't want to screw this up... But what if I do? What if I totally f**k this up beyond recognition? What if it comes completely crashing down?", Shope bemoaned. "Shope, I want you to listen to me. You're a good person, Shope. Never doubt that. Besides, it's clear Amy loves you. Like, a lot. I don't think she'll hate you. You're gonna do great, Jenny.", Zenblock said. Tears began to form in Shope's eyes, and she begins to cry in Zenblock's arms. "But- but-", she stuttered. "Calm down, Jennifer. I've seen you interact with others. You're fantastic at turning on the charm. Put that to work around Amy tonight. If you can't do that, then be yourself.", Memnock reassuringly said. "I... I can try. No... I WILL try, or my name is Billy, and thank God it's not!", Shope declared.

It was 8:00pm, 30 minutes before Shope was supposed to meet Amy at an alien colosseum. She had no idea why, but eh. She was dressed in a bowtie and tuxedo, with her hair hidden by a hoodie. Mem had told her that whenever he and Zen participated in one of the events at the colosseum, one of them had to crossdress because of the rule which forbid same-sex couples. Apparently same-sex couples ruin the integrity of the colosseum. Oh well.

8:30pm. Shope was starting to get a little excited for the date now. Of course, that was mostly because of the opportunity to cause some carnage with her girlfriend. With the boys out of the picture today, Shope was ready to let loose and run wild!... That is, if she can get out of her pre-date jitters. "Um... Uh... Hi?", Shope said. Amy merely smirked in reply and kissed her.

The two girls entered the colosseum, surrounded by a crowd of bloodthirsty aliens. "LLLLLAAAADIIIIES AND GENNNNTLEMEN! ARE! YOU! READY! TO! RRRRRUMMMMBLLLLE?!", an announcer crowed. The crowd went nuts as the opposing aliens got into their position. However, they both seemed oddly familiar to Shope. "Wait a minute... Rovuscious?! Venamus?!", Shope cried. "YES! 'TIS I! COUNT VENAMUS! Prrrepare to DIE, earth warrior!", Venamus bombastically declared. "Jennifer Shope. We meet again, I see. Ms. Amy, after hearing about your efforts to fight off The Glitch, I am honored to meet you. Let's have ourselves a fair fight!", Rovu said. "ONE! TWO! THREE! FIIIIIIGHT!", the announcer roared. Shope's hands glowed a bright blue as she started the fight, declaring "Tundra Upper!". She ran towards Count Venamus and socked him in the jaw. "GRAAAAGH! How have you gotten this tough?! HOOOOWWWW?!", Venamus screamed. "I got better. Flame-", Shope said with a sadistic grin. She attempted to start Flame Slam before she got interrupted with a full body tackle from Rovu. "Hah! Not on my watch!", Rovu growled. "Let me go!", Shope cried before letting out a blast of electricity from her mouth. "SoouundSHOCKER!", Amy yelled and created shockwaves via her voice. It stunned Venamus and Rovu temporarily. Venamus prepared to counterattack, but before he could do so, a devastating roar echoed through the colosseum. "WHAT'S THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?! WE HAVE A THIRD COMPETITOR!", the announcer shouted. A drop of Glitcherine landed near Shope's feet. "What the hell-? Uh oh.", she said in a deadpan. A snarling, vicious-looking velociraptor was running to them, roaring and screeching the whole way. "Oh, we're f**ked.", Amy groaned. "More blood to spill is fine by me.", Rovu said with a twinge of sadism. "Let's just get this over with. Tusk Charge!", Venamus growled as his tusks enlarged. He fiercely charged into the velociraptor, hurting it severely. The velociraptor charged at Shope, landing a scratch on her. A scar opened up on her forehead, revealing an opening for Glitcherine to seep in. "JESUS CHRIST! Ouch... I'm not done just yet! Frozen Claws!", Shope shouted as her fingernails sharpened due to ice. She lunges for the beast and scratched it back, causing it to cry out in pain.

"Poison Bomb!", Rovu said as he lobbed poison onto the velociraptor. Amy followed up with "Remix ROAAAAAR!", and roared at a deafening volume, completely disarming the glitch-infected monster. "It's down! It's down!", Shope said as Rovu turned his Battleball into a syringe. "Glitcherine removal... Done.", the orange alien said. "Now let us continue where we left off!", Venamus said with a grin. The fight went on until it ended in a tie. "BOTH TEAMS ARE DOOOWWN! THE FIGHT IS A TIE!", the announcer declared. "Urk... Very well played, humans.", Rovu said exhaustedly. "Same to you, old friend. Same to you.", Shope remarked. "You... Haven't... Heard... The... Last... Of... ME! I'LL BE BACK!", Venamus declared one last time before collapsing completely.

Amy carried Shope into her arms the whole way back to the Galacticus. "Amy... Did I do good?", Shope panted. "Absolutely. Even though a glitch-infected monster interrupted us, you stayed strong until the end. That's admirable, in my book.", Amy said. Shope was so shocked by this that she, for once, initiated a kiss. It went on for 10 minutes until Shope pulled away. "Oh my lord..." was all Amy had to say about it as an overjoyed Shope hugged her.

NEXT WEEK:
"DIIIEEE!"
Episode 4: Mining For A Solution

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The Galacticus was speeding towards one of the hundreds of Glitcherine mines in outer space. More specifically, they were headed towards the one hidden near Venamus' hideout. "So remind me exactly WHY we're going to a Glitcherine mine?", Roach asked. "Because the Benevolent Alliance wants to know how Glitcherine infects people and causes them to become monsters. We're sending a vial to them to aid their research.", Memnock said. Roach looked at the other Noobs and shrugged. "I don't get it either, Roach.", Kevin grumbled. "Now I must warn you, the mine we are about to enter is extremely dangerous. We must work together... And pray we don't die.", Zenblock remarked, making the Noobs scream in fear. "Zen! Don't scare them like that!", Memnock yelled. "It's true, dear.", Zenblock replied. "I can't with you sometimes...", the green alien groaned. "I love you too.", Zenblock teasingly said.

When they had arrived, Venamus was blocking the gates. "SUPERNOOBS! LEAVE THIS PLACE! THE MINE HERE IS FILLED WITH TERRORS AND UNBELIEVABLE HORRORS!", he yelled. "Listen, Venamus. We're here because the Benevolent Alliance needs us to gather Glitcherine so that they can figure out how it infects people. Either you let us through or you face the Vibroblade.", Zenblock growled. "Hmph. Fiiiine.", reluctantly grumbled Venamus, letting the others in with exasperation. When they got in, Shope rested her hand on her forehead as the scar began to pulse. "Ay, Shope? You doing okay?", Tyler asked in concern. "It's fine. I'm good, I'm okay, I'm fine. You don't need to worry about me.", Shope said, but Tyler could tell she was lying. "Is that a scar I'm seeing?", Tyler said. "Uh, no! No it's not!", Shope frantically said. "Let me just...", Tyler quietly said and brushed back Shope's hair, revealing the scar. "I knew it! Whoa... It's bleeding. Are you alright?", Tyler responded. "YES, I'm alright! I'm okay! Nothing is wrong! You don't need to worry about me!", Shope cried. "Of course I need to worry about you! I'm your friend! You're obviously not alright!", Tyler yelled. Just as he finished his sentence, a drop of Glitcherine landed on top of Shope's scar, and it slowly bled into her immune systems, until it reached her heart. All hell began to break loose as her human body began to change into that of a dinosaur's. Her back split open to reveal blades, causing her to scream.

"Oh, fuck.", Kevin remarked. "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT?! WHAT?!", Amy screamed. "Oh hell oh hell oh hell oh HELL-", Roach yelled. "Jesus Christ, man!", Tyler said. "Oh dear mother of God, what the holy hell?!", Memnock cried. "Sickening...", Zenblock groaned. "I'm... I'm a monster! And... And monsters need to be slayed! ALL OF YOU! GO AHEAD! DON'T YOU WANT TO HURT ME FOR AAALLLL THE SHIT I PUT YOU THROUGH?! DO YOU?!", the Glitch-infected Shope shrieked. "No! Absolutely not! You're our friend!", Tyler declared. "KEVIN! DON'T YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME FOR THE TIME I MADE YOU TURN INTO A GUINEA PIG AND ABUSED YOU FOR MY PERSONAL GAIN?!", Shope screamed. "I thought we agreed never to discuss that!", Kevin yelled. "DO IT! PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN STOMACH! DO IT! I FUCKING DARE YOU!", the beast roared. Kevin looked at his friends, who reluctantly prepared to fight, then back to Shope, and said "I'm sorry, Shope... MEGATON... PUUUUNCH!". His arms turned into that of a gorilla's, and he gathered all his strength into a punch that managed to make Shope vomit. "YES! YEEEESSS! HURT ME! I DESERVE IT! I'M A MONSTER!", the beast screamed. "I can't believe I'm doing this, but... Illusion Confusion!", Tyler said, and created three holographic copies, each attacking Shope with psychic energy. The monster roared, briefly causing Tyler to flinch, but he and his clones kept the assault going.

Roach welled up with tears as he began to attack Shope. "Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me! Mighty Slam!", Roach cried as he slammed into the beast multiple times, sobbing the whole time. He couldn't believe it came down to this, hurting his friend in order to purify her. "Boomburst Wave!", Amy said, starting to shed tears herself. The soundwave hit the beast right in the tail, and bounced up to her head, making her scream in pain. "My dear Jennifer, I apologize. Tentacle Strikes!", Memnock growled as sharp, blade-like tentacles emerged from his back. He stabbed all of them into her right leg, causing it to bleed. "Glitch Assassination!", Zenblock roared as his Vibroblade powered up. He forcibly digged the blade into her skin, allowing her to scream in pain. "HOLD HER! HOLD HER!", Amy yelled as she prepared to remove the Glitcherine from the beast. Everyone held her down with all of their strength as Amy moved to Shope's scar. "Glitcherine removal... Done! I'm so sorry, baby...", Amy said as she began to cry. "A-amy? I... I...", Shope murmured as she started to cry as well. "Shope! I'm so glad you're okay!", Tyler cried, hugging Shope for dear life. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm so happy you're alright!", Kevin tearfully said. Roach couldn't talk properly, as he began to wail. "G-guys... Thank you so much! I'm so sorry!", Shope sobbed. Amy approached Shope and fell to her knees. And then... Amy and Shope's lips connected as they fell into a passionate kiss.

"Should we leave them be for a bit?", Zenblock asked. "Yeah, seems appropriate.", Tyler said with a smile. On that note, the boys began to mine for Glitcherine with Mem and Zen as Shope and Amy were locked in a tearful embrace.

NEXT WEEK:
"It is I! THE BOOKWORM!"
Episode 5: The Noobs Vs. The Bookworm: Part 2 (coming October 26th)

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HURULO
- A bilingual but mostly Esperanto-speaking warg
- Personality: A VERY kind warg that remains loyal to the Benevolent Alliance.
- Secrets: He has a big sweet tooth
- Bravery level: 13
- Age: About 27
- Attacks: Demono Ŝelo (Demon Bark), Infera Fajro (Hellfire), Kontraŭstaranta Sinteno (Countering Stance)
- Voice actor: Richard Delamore

JACKIE "THE HUNTER" COYOTE
- A coyote who's known for being a top Glitch-infected beast killer
- Personality: An aloof and sarcastic individual who refuses to work with others unless the situation calls for it.
- Secrets: Just wants a friend
- Bravery level: 45
- Age: 35
- Attacks: Glitch Hammer, Snap Trap Kick, Hunter's Bow and Arrow
- Voice actress: Luci Christian

MASARO
- A crow that works for the Benevolent Alliance
- Personality: Belligerent yet loyal to the Benevolent Alliance
- Secrets: Has a crush on Tsuki
- Bravery level: 32
- Age: 19
- Attacks: Savage Emperor, Holy Circle, Crow Swarm, Light of Judgement
- Voice actor: Greg Chun

TSUKI
- A pigeon/fish hybrid that works for the Benevolent Alliance
- Personality: Cheerful and a ditz, yet shockingly competent despite that
- Secrets: Has a crush on Masaro
- Bravery level: 29
- Age: 18
- Attacks: Holy Water, Purifying Waves, Golden Claws, Tidal Wave of Judgement
- Voice actor: Anjali Kunapanemi

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A glitch effect transitions from a black screen, revealing Memnock. The screen rapidly switches to Zenblock, to Tyler, to Shope, to Kevin, to Roach, and to Amy, followed by cuts to the human's respective Battleballs to the beat of the opening lyrics: "🎵 Na na na na na, na na na na na...🎵", followed by another glitch transition to the logo, repeatedly cutting to parts of it to the continuing "🎵 Na na na na na, na na na na na...🎵". The screen fades to black briefly until a single, red eye opens, while the song continues with "🎵 This is a black, black ski mask song...🎵", and then The Glitch spreads Glitcherine onto unlucky victims, as the song continues with "🎵...so put all of your anger on!🎵". A brief clip of the Glitch-infected giraffe transforming painfully plays as the song continues on with "🎵In the truly gruesome do we trust...🎵", and the scene cuts to the Noobs reacting to the transformation as the song continues with "🎵...I will always land on you like a sucker punch!🎵"

Shope slashes at the screen with her Tundra Claws and breathes fire at the screen as the song continues with "🎵 Singing 'I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare'!🎵". Tyler creates clones of himself and attacks the screen to the beat of the next lyrics: "🎵 Na na na na na! Na na na na na!🎵". Kevin howls and bites the screen as the song continues with "🎵I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare!🎵", and Roach punches the screen to the beat of "🎵Na na na na na!🎵". Amy fires her Metal Scream at the viewers, lip-syncing to the next line: "🎵 Na na na na na!🎵"

Memnock's Battleball turned into a Vibroblade as he slashed at the viewers, lip-syncing to "🎵If you knew, knew what the bluebirds sing at you, you would never sing along!🎵", and Zenblock reveals his Hell's Horns, and he charged at the screen as the song continued with "🎵 Cast them out, 'cause this is our culture! These new flocks are nothing but VULTUUUUURES!🎵"

A split-screen reveals Zenblock, Tyler, Kevin, and Roach on one side, and Memnock, Shope, and Amy on the other timed to the drum beats that start the chorus. Another glitch effect transitions to the Noobs preparing to fight a Glitch-infected beast as the chorus began: "🎵 Because they took our love and they filled it up...🎵". Tyler starts the fight with a Mindful Meld as the song continues with "🎵Filled it up with Novocaine, and now I'm just NUUUUMB! (FILLED IT UP WITH NOVOCAINE!) Now I'm just NUUUUMB!🎵" Shope and Amy glance at each other and fire off Thor's Hammer and Boomburst Wave, and the song continued with "🎵D-d-don't mind me, I'm just a son of a gun!🎵", and Roach Roundhouser Kicked the beast as the song further continued with "🎵So don't stop, don't stop 'till your heart goes NUUUUMB!🎵" Kevin finished off the battle with a sharp crunch as the song continues with "🎵And now I'm just NUUUUMB! I don't feel a thing for YOUUUU!🎵"

The theme song closes with a repeat of a bit from the opening part: repeatedly cutting to parts of the logo, now covered in Glitcherine to the beat of "🎵 Na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na...🎵", and the song abruptly cuts out as multiple glitches transition the screen to black as the episode begins.

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The night after the Noobs went mining for Glitcherine, Sheldon sneaked into the Galacticus. He made sure to be as quiet as possible, because he wanted no one to detect him. He quickly snatched a vial of Glitcherine for himself and left the Galacticus as fast as he came in. 'Oh, how the puny Supernoobs will come to regret beating me last time,' Sheldon thought, 'because I, THE BOOKWORM, will return, and far, FAR stronger than ever.'

The following day, school went on as usual; boring, but educational. At the end of it, however, Sheldon went into the male's locker room, and downed the vial of Glitcherine. "Bottoms up.", he said with a grimace. As soon as he finished downing the vial, the Glitcherine immediately began its' effect on his body, but somehow... It didn't turn him into a monstrous abomination like the others. Instead, his brain grew larger until his skin ripped apart and exposed it. It also gave him many, MANY tentacles that fused into limbs since his normal ones were made useless. "THE BOOKWORM HAS RETURNED!", the newly transformed Sheldon declared. He made his way out of the male's locker room and began scanning for targets. As soon as he spotted Shope, the tentacles that made up his right arm extended and grabbed her. "WHAT THE HE-?!", Shope screamed as they grabbed her. "Jennifer Shope. We meet AGAIN. It's due time for a little RRREVENGE, isn't it?", The Bookworm said in a murderous tone. After he said that, he slammed Shope into the ground, and 5 of his tentacles fused into a spear. He prepared to jab it into her stomach, but he was interrupted by a voice shouting "BRAIN BLAST!". Another voice shouted "MIGHTYYYY SLAM!". The Bookworm was just as swiftly thrown to the floor as he did to Shope, and the voices were revealed to be coming from Tyler and Roach.

"Shope, catch!", Roach said, and they tossed Shope her Battleball. She grinned, and she said "Battleball in!". Shope once again became a dragon with arms made of fire, wings made out of water, dragon head made out of steel, legs made out of electricity, and a tail made out of ice. "I'M BACK, BABY! BRING IT ON, BOOKWORM!", the multi-elemental dragon yelled. "Argh... Get ready.", The Bookworm declared as he thrust his tentacles towards Shope, but she burned the tentacles off. "Iron Fangs!", Shope cried, and she lunged towards The Bookworm, biting him multiple times. While Shope's attack was going on, Tyler said "Illusion Confusion!", and he duplicated himself, all of his clones throwing out balls of psychic energy. "Ground Pound!", Roach said, slamming their fists onto the ground, creating a small earthquake around The Bookworm. "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I'm not down just yet....", The Bookworm growled, and he once again grabbed Shope with his tentacles. All that got him was a stream of fire to the face. "GOD, that hurt! You asked for it you little-", The Bookworm grumbled, but he was interrupted by Kevin joining the fight.

"KANGAROO KICK!", Kevin said, and promptly kicked The Bookworm from behind, causing him to fall over. "Why you...", The Bookworm said before targeting Kevin again. He attempted to blast Kevin with psychic energy, but nothing came out. He quickly realized he was back to being Sheldon again, and he looked behind him to see Roach with their Battleball turned into a syringe. "You're welcome, Bookworm.", Roach quipped. Sheldon fell to the floor, cursing Roach out in anger. "Should we get him to the nurse's office?", Tyler asked. "Eh. Probably for the best.", Shope quipped. Kevin, Roach, Tyler, and Shope took Sheldon to the nurse's office to let him recover from his injuries.

NEXT WEEK:
"Blech..."
Episode 6: Let Sleeping Shopes Lie (coming November 2nd)

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"Blech..." That was all Shope could say. She had just puked into the sink, and it tasted... Bitter. Like, really bitter. Poisonous, almost. "Jennifer, are you okay?", her mom called. Shope could barely muster up a babble of affirmation before she fell to the floor. "I'll call your friends and tell them you're sick. You just rest, okay?", Shope's mom said. "Okay....", Shope wearily replied.

Shope stumbled to her bedroom and drifted off to sleep. The first thing she heard as the dream began was a scream. And then, silence. Complete silence. It was like that for about 10 minutes until a voice spoke up. "Jennifer... What have you done? You just stood there and let your friends die.", the voice said. Shope was disoriented. An eerie shadow revealed itself to be the source of the voice. "Why? Why would you let your friends die right in front of you?", it said, "Now look around you. You've let this world become a wasteland. And now, it's perfect for me to destroy." "I.... I can't let you do that!", Shope cried. "How? How are you going to stop me without this?", the shadow asked, holding up Shope's Battleball and disintegrating it into dust. "No... NO! What have I done?!", Shope screamed. "Calm yourself. You can rule alongside me, The Glitch, and we can destroy this unholy world together. What say you?", The Glitch said. "No! NO! NO! I refuse to rule with you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you even if it kills me!!", Shope practically roared. Shope bravely took a fighting stance, wielding a stick sharpened to look like a sword.

"Hmm. I'm impressed by your bravery, young lady," The Glitch said with a wicked smirk, "now shall we play?". Shope gave a feral growl in response, before shrieking "DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!". Shope tried stabbing him with the stick, but it merely phased through his ghostly body. "Pathetic. Did you really think that would affect me?", The Glitch asked a furious Shope. "You have no chance against me, puny little human. I suggest you give up." "Never... Never, never, NEVER! I'll... I'll...", Shope yelled, but she was swiftly cut off by The Glitch snapping her limbs like twigs. "Unfortunate. You have a lot of potential, madame. It's such a a shame you were never able to use it. Farewell.", The Glitch said, ripping out Shope's heart and decapitated her. Before he could do anything worse to her, Shope woke up from her nightmare.

Shope jolted up from her sleeping position and began hyperventilating. "Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God... Dear God, NO!!", Shope screamed in fear. Shope heard a roar from outside. She peeked out the window and saw her friends brawling against a sort of Baphomet corrupted by Glitcherine. Shope hugged herself in fright, grabbed her Battleball and climbed out the window. Shope growled "Battleball IN!", and she gained her usual armor that came with the call. "TUNDRA CLAWS!", Shope yelled as her fingernails became claws and she scratched the beast. "SHOPE?! What the-?!", Amy said in confusion, "I thought you were sick!". "The thing is, I AM! I'll explain why I came out here after we're done!", Shope hurriedly said, preparing to bring the beast down.

"Works for me. Teleportation Strike!", Tyler yelled as he teleported behind the Baphomet and kicked it in the back. "Kangaroo Kick!", Kevin said, turning into a kangaroo and striking it in the stomach. The beast hurled a ball of darkness at Kevin. He tried to run, but the dark ball hit him, trapping him in shadows. "You.... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! FLAME SLAM!", Shope yelled, covering her entire body in flames as she slammed into the Baphomet. "NOW! NOW!", Shope screamed, Roach's Battleball turning into a syringe. Shope got off of the Baphomet, and Roach said "Glitcherine removal... Done!". The detransformed beast looked... Oddly familiar to Shope. "OH DEAR GOD, AJAX?! I'm so sorry, baby bro!", Shope cried, hugging onto her apparent baby brother. "That was her little brother?! Oh Lord...", Amy remarked. Shope was sobbing as she cradled Ajax in her arms. "Are you okay?! Please, oh PLEASE say you're okay!", Shope wailed. "Big... Sis... I'm okay...", Ajax murmured. Shope began sobbing even harder. "I didn't know she had a little brother, nor that she was so protective over him...", Tyler said, looking a little close to tears himself. "So, uh... Potentially bad timing, but what made you come out to help us even though you're sick?", Roach asked. "It... It was a nightmare... I saw The Glitch, and he was saying that I just stood there and let you all get killed! I tried to attack him with a stick but all it did was phase through him! He tried to get me to rule the world with him, and then... And then he snapped my limbs in two, decapitated me, and then he ripped my...", Shope explained in tears. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I think all of us have heard enough! Jesus, Shope...", Kevin said, backing away slowly. "Yeesh, man. No wonder you came out here. You're a champ, sweetie, for coming out and helping us despite being sick.", Amy said with a nervous smile. "I'm just gonna head inside... If that's okay with you.", Shope said. "Thanks, dude. I mean it.", Kevin quipped.

Shope tiredly went back inside, holding her baby brother in her arms. "Young lady, what did I tell you about heading outside when you're sick?! Go to your room and rest! I'll take Ajax from you and you can just lay down.", Shope's dad said. "(sigh) Alright, dad.", Shope grumbled.

NEXT WEEK:
"OH GOD, I'M BLEEDING!"
Episode 7: "Blood on My Shirt, Rose in My Hand" (coming November 9th)

EPILOGUE:
After the closing Jack Mackie Pictures, VIZ Media (this show was dubbed by VIZ Media), and Corus logos, Shope said: "Okay everyone, ready?". The Noobs, Memnock, and Zenblock hold up a sign reading "THANKS FOR 9 YEARS! Signed, The Supernoobs!" "THANKS FOR WATCHING!", the gang said. "We mean it!", Tyler replied.

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It is a quiet day on the Galacticus... Well, it was. Kevin was crying out in pain as blood was dripping onto the floor. "OH DEAR GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!", the raven-haired boy yelled. "Kevin, calm down, this can be explained!", Memnock said, attempting to calm him down. "We've just received a research file from Blorgon. The Benevolent Alliance has experimented with Glitcherine by exposing Rovuscious to it everyday for 2 weeks. It corroded his body and he started to bleed on the seventh day. Perhaps that's leading to the bleeding?", Zenblock explained. Kevin began to puke blood soon afterwards. "Jeeeeeesus. Okay, I think we need to try curing him... But how are we supposed to calm him down?", Memnock asked. Zenblock smirked deviously and said "I have an idea...".

20 minutes later, Memnock and Zenblock were in doctor's outfits, with Tyler entering a few seconds later. "T... Tyler?", Kevin weakly exclaimed. "It's me, dude... Oh lordy," Tyler said, "what in the name of Scott Fellows happened to you?". "Too much Glitcherine exposure. It corrodes the body and leads to non-stop bleeding. We brought you here so we can cure him. Your job is to calm him down.", Zenblock said. "You can count on me, guys," Tyler said with a grin, "I've got your backs!". "Alright, Kevin, let's see here...", Memnock quietly said, before poking one of Kevin's bleeding spots. Kevin yelled in pain, but Tyler said "Hey, babe, it's okay. Mem and Zen know what they're doing... I think.". "YOU THINK?! HOW DOES THAT HELP- OWWWW!", Kevin yelled as Memnock poked another bleeding spot. "Here. Hold my hand. Take a deep breath," Tyler instructed, "and relax.". Kevin nervously locked hands with Tyler and began taking a deep breath, trying to calm himself down. "That's the spirit, buddy. Focus on me, and not on Mem.", Tyler quietly remarked, his voice starting to soothe Kevin. "Kevin, I'm gonna give you a shot with this needle... Are you okay with that?", Zenblock asked. "Y-yeah, sure.", Kevin murmured. "Keep your eyes on me, buddy.", Tyler said, and Kevin kept his gaze fixed on Tyler, ignoring Mem and Zen completely. Zenblock gave him a shot on a bleeding spot, and Kevin flinched briefly, but his eyes were still focused on Tyler. "You're doing great, man," Tyler said, "keep it cool.". Memnock and Zenblock examined the blood sample they had obtained. "I knew it; too much Glitcherine exposure.", Zenblock said. "Well, that confirms it. I'll get the gauze.", Memnock replied.

5 minutes later, Memnock returned with a roll of gauze, and he wrapped it around Kevin's bleeding spots. "Try and rest for a little bit, buddy. You shouldn't get into the fray when there's Glitcherine involved.", Memnock said. "Ugh, fine.", Kevin replied. Tyler tapped Kevin on the shoulder, and once he got the red boy's attention, Tyler kissed him. Kevin was surprised, at first. He thought he was supposed to initiate all of the kisses, but there Tyler was, proving him wrong. Not that he minded, of course... "I... Eh... Crikey.", Kevin stuttered, to which Tyler replied "You did fantastic, amorcito.". "...te amo, Tyler.", Kevin said. Tyler responded with "I love you too, Kevin.".

IN TWO WEEKS:
"Mi estas Hurulo, aŭdu min muĝi!"
EPISODE 8: La Hundo kiun ili Vokis "Inferhundo"

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VALERIA "VALHALLA" MARQUIS
- The sturdy wall to everyone else's offense
- Appearance: A walrus + polar bear hybrid species
- Personality: Despite fearsome looks, Valeria is usually calm and collected... But get her mad and you'll realize exactly why she's called "Valhalla".
- Attacks: Guardian's Morning Stars, Arctic Blow, Gigaton Smash, Protection Stance
- Bravery level: 100
- Fun facts: Currently dating her complete polar opposite, Luna "Leviathan" Connery
- Voice actress: Erica Mendez

LUNA "LEVIATHAN" Connery
- A nightmarish sea serpent who uses her ungodly powers for the good of everyone
- Appearance: A purple sea serpent with a black helmet and turquoise highlights
- Personality: A complete 180 from Valeria, Luna is infamous for her short temper. Anything can and WILL set her off, so stay clear of her.
- Bravery level: 100
- Attacks: Smiting Thunder, Blizzard Breath, Typhoon Summon, Tidal Strikes
- Fun facts: Currently dating her complete polar opposite, Valeria
- Voice actress: Amanda Lee (AKA AmaLee)

VANA GLAMA
- Originally a student of The Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks, her life was flipped and turned upside down after The Glitch destroyed her universe.
- Appearance: Once a normal, red-headed girl with a pink shirt, now a yellow dragon with orange eyes and markings on her head.
- Personality: Having been extraordinarily humbled after The Glitch destroyed her universe, now she lives in fear every day because The Glitch isn't just a threat to her universe. She's learning how not to take life for granted.
- Bravery level: 7
- Attacks: Victory Headbutt, Claw Sweep, Golden Kick, Yellow Blaze
- Fun facts: She and Kitty have gained a far stronger appreciation for each other, almost to romantic levels
- Voice actress: Dana Swanson

KITTY KO
- Like Vana, she was a student of The Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks, but The Glitch ended her world and forced the two girls to dimension hop their way here.
- Appearance: Once an Asian girl with black hair, these days she's a primarily red chameleon with blue stripes.
- Personality: Thanks to Eric and Trevor being temporarily gone from her life, Kitty has become a gentle and friendly chameleon who gets flustered quite easily. She's much easier to get mad, however.
- Bravery level: 10
- Attacks: Camo Counter, Ivy Whips, Green Thumb Wham-Slammer, Wood Blade, Poison Tail
- Fun facts: She won't tell her personally, but she has a crush on Vana. (Both are around 17 here)
- Voice actress: Suzie Yeung

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TYLER:
- Once had a brief time period where he dated Amy, but they peacefully broke up; they're still very good friends
- Tyler is usually nicknamed "Steven Universe" because of his tendencies to just want to talk to the villains and get them to stop
- THINKS he's funny, but he's really not
- Watches The Owl House in his spare time (he likes King a lot!)
- Writes the shittiest poems ever put to paper ("My Immortal" levels of bad)

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Mr. Wertz was ordered to meet with The Glitch in its' secret base.

The Glitch: "Wertz. I assume you are familiar with these puny earthlings they call "The Supernoobs"?"
Mr. Wertz: "Very unfortunately. Our relationship went all the way downhill after that "hypnosis glasses" thing and we've hated each other since."
The Glitch: "Ah, so you're aware these kids have been doing everything in their power to stop me from killing off their universe?"
Mr. Wertz: "It seems only natural for those misfits to pull that crap."
The Glitch: "Here is what I want you to do: There is a "New Glitch Warrior Convention" today. You may use these."

The Glitch gave Mr. Wertz 4 vials of Glitcherine. Its' words rang loud and clear in the science teacher's mind.

The Glitch: "Drink one of these vials. Save the other three for later. Do I make myself clear?"
Mr. Wertz: "Yes sir. Do you want me to use the other three for the Benevolent Alliance's leaders?"
The Glitch: "Correct. General Blorgon and his secretaries are rather quick to realize anything suspicious. Once they let their guard down, trick them into drinking the Glitcherine."
Mr. Wertz: "I'll do the best I can, sir.... But how do I get to the convention?"
The Glitch: "Sneak onto the Galacticus, and make sure no one hears you."
Mr. Wertz: "I'll do my best, sir."
The Glitch: "Good. Now, according to my tracking device, the bastards should be headed towards the Galacticus in about 4 minutes. I shall teleport you to its' location so you won't miss it."

Mr. Wertz gave an evil grin and nodded as The Glitch teleported him to the Galacticus. He sneaked in through the back and hid in a box. This was going to be fun.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

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The Galacticus was speeding towards the "New Glitch Warrior Convention" at almost the speed of light.

Amy: "This is my first time going to a Warrior Convention, and to be honest, I'm quite nervous."
Shope: "I think it's natural to be nervous about a Warrior Convention. You could embarrass yourself in front of everyone, there could be a Glitch Beast attack, a big damn kiss..."
Amy: "SHOPE, ENOUGH!"
Shope: (giggling)
Amy: "I MEAN IT."
Shope: (laughing)
Amy: "...fuck you very much."
Shope: "Fuck you very much too!"

The Galacticus arrived at the New Glitch Warrior Convention, and Memnock laid down the rules.

Memnock: "Now, everyone, you must remember: no eating all of the food, ESPECIALLY YOU, KEVIN. No slacking off, be polite, and stay on your guard."
The Noobs: "Yes sir!"
Memnock: "Now that we have that established, let's go!"

When the Noobs entered the convention, they were immediately greeted by a proud yell.

???: "WHAT'S UP, BENEVOLENT ALLIANCE?!? ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"
???: "Eric, keep it down! We're supposed to be polite!"
Eric: "Whoops, my bad."
Kevin: "Whoa, who are those guys?"
Eric: "I'm sorry, I haven't properly introduced you to us before! The name's Eric Needles, former student of the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks! That small dragon besides me is Vana..."
Vana: (hides behind a red chameleon with a tiny yelp)
???: "Vana, it's okay. They won't hurt you."
Vana: (peeks from behind the chameleon with an anxious expression)
???: "Please forgive her, she's been antsy since The Glitch destroyed our world."
Roach: "YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GLITCH TOO?!"
???: "Yup. It's why we're here, right?"
Tyler: "True."
Eric: "The chameleon you're talking to right now is Kitty..."
Kitty: "Charmed."
Eric: "And that armadillo with the cowboy hat is Trevor."
Trevor: "Howdy, y'all!"
Kevin: "Didn't I see you guys on TV as part of a TV show called 'Sidekick'?"
Kitty: "That's the one. I guess you could call us actors, or thespians..."
Roach: "Thespians? Don't you guys like men?"
Kitty: "That's 'lesbian', Roach..."

During the idle chat with the Supernoobs and the 4 aspiring sidekicks, a bark rang out from behind the corner.

???: "Pardonu! Venante!" (Translation: "Sorry! Coming!")
Trevor, Eric, and Kitty: "Hurulo!"
The Noobs: "Huh?"
Kitty: "He speaks Esperanto."
Hurulo: "Estas agrable renkonti ĉiujn vi!" (Translation: "Nice to meet all of you!")

As everyone was talking, Mr. Wertz was waiting for General Blorgon, Secretary Hedies, and Secretary Techn'ut to lower their guard. Once they did, he slipped the Glitcherine into their wine glasses.

Techn'ut: "Ugh, this wine tastes terrible. Who was the one who- ACK!"

The Benevolent Alliance were Glitch-infected before anyone knew it. All of their transformations were a painful process, but once they were over, they were on a rampage.

Infected Blorgon: "DIE!"
Hurulo: "Ho merdo!" (Translation: "Oh shit!")
Vana: (screaming)
Eric: "What in the name of hell?!"
Trevor: "What in tarnation?! What the fuck?!"
Kitty: "何てことだ!" (Translation: "Oh my God!")
Shope: "Jesus fuck!"
Kevin: "Here we go again!"
Tyler: "Prepare yourselves, monsters!"
Roach: (cracks their knuckles)
Memnock: "My apologies, Sir Blorgon..."
Zenblock: "But we must do this. It is for your own safety."

Memnock and Zenblock drew their swords, while the Noobs transformed into their armored forms. Meanwhile, the Sidekick kids prepared to go into a transformation of their own.

Eric: "Gekirin Mode! Chaaaaarge it up!"
Trevor: "Gekirin Mode! Let's go!"
Kitty: "Gekirin Mode! 遠慮しませんよ, である!" (Translation: "I won't hold back, dearu!")
Eric: "You too, Vana!"
Vana: "... Gekirin Mode."

The Sidekick kids powered up into something called Gekirin Mode. Eric gained electricity coming out of his hands and a visor, Trevor's back became covered with spikes, Kitty gained cannons on her back and forearms, and Vana got taller, wings, and a huge-ass sword.

Eric: "WOOOOOO, YEAH! LET'S GET THIS PARTAY STARTED!"
Trevor: "Come on, y'all! Bring it the hell on!"
Kitty: "Alright, let's go, let's go!"
Vana: (breathes and unsheathes her sword)
Kevin: "A big fuck-off sword! Now that's awesome, Vana!"
Vana: "...thank you, sir."

The big brawl began, with Hurulo dealing the first blow.

Hurulo: "Demono Ŝelo!" (Translation: "Demon Bark!")

Hurulo fired a mass of dark energy at the infected Techn'ut, causing the crystalline beast to roar.

Infected Techn'ut: "Crystal Meteooorrrr!"

The infected Techn'ut throws a huge crystal towards the heroes. It almost collapsed on them until it was suddenly slashed to pieces.

Shope: "What-?! What the hell?!"
Vana: "Purifying Slash: Quickstyle."
Kitty: "That's my girl! インフィニティキャノン!" (Translation: "Infinity Cannon!")

Kitty absorbed the light around her and fired it at the infected Techn'ut, causing him to scream and fall down. The infected Blorgon and Hedies went to comfort him, leaving Trevor and Eric open to attack.

Eric: "ELECTRO PULSE!"
Trevor: "Spike Rain!"

The combined electricity with Trevor's back spikes lead to a devastating blow to the infected Benevolent Alliance leaders.

Eric: "Now's your chance, y'all!"
Memnock, Zenblock, and Tyler: "Glitcherine removal... Done!"

The Glitcherine was removed from the Benevolent Alliance's leaders, but the fight wasn't over yet.

???: "OHHH, NOOBIES... Come out and PLAY!"
The Noobs, Memnock, and Zenblock: "MR. WERTZ!"

(TO BE CONTINUED)

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???: "OHHH, NOOBIES... Come out and PLAY!"
The Noobs, Memnock, and Zenblock: "MR. WERTZ!"
Mr. Wertz: "You fools have been a thorn in my side for FAR! TOO! LONG! STEP RIGHT UP AND DIE!"

Mr. Wertz looked like an abomination. That was all there needed to be said. His newly upgraded form had made him lose his mind.

Eric: "Oh Jesus oh Jesus oh JESUS-"
Kitty: "この怪物.... 感染したリーダー達の背後にはお前がいた... そうだろ?" (Translation: "This monster... You were the one behind the infected leaders... Right?")
Mr. Wertz: "My apologies, little girl. I don't speak bullshit."
Vana: "...YOU. You don't disrespect my friend like that. Prepare for death."
Mr. Wertz: "And what are you gonna do? Cut me to death with that puny knife? HA! It's not going to hurt a bit, especially since you're a girl."
Hurulo: "Mi ne plu eltenas vin!" (Translation: "I can't stand you anymore!")
Eric: "If you think I'm gonna stand here and let you talk smack about my friends, you're dead wrong! CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

Eric's call lead to everyone charging towards Wertz and attacking him.

Shope: "TUNDRAAAAA CLAW!"
Amy: "BOOMBURST WAVE!"
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Amy and Shope's tag team attack merely left a scratch on Wertz's infected body.

Mr. Wertz: "Pathetic. God Matrix."

Mr. Wertz opened up his hands and absorbed Shope and Amy, trapping them inside his body.

Mr. Wertz: "Welcome to my utopia!"

No one was giving up just yet, however, as Memnock realized he was able to contact Shope and Amy from inside Wertz's body.

Memnock: "Amy, Shope! Come in! Can you hear me?!"
Shope: "Loud and clear, surprisingly."
Amy: "We hear you, bud!"
Memnock: "I have a plan: you two can beat him up from the inside while we try to attack him from the inside!"
Shope: "Oh, I like that idea!"
Amy: "We'll give it a shot! Soundwave Shocker!"
Shope: "Flame Slam!"

Shope and Amy commenced their attack on the inside of Mr. Wertz's body as everyone continued their assault from the outside. General Blorgon, Secretary Hedies, and Secretary Techn'ut recovered from their fatigue and joined the fight.

General Blorgon: "Foul beast... Psychic Storm!"
Hedies: "Call of the Thunderbird!"
Techn'ut: "Orion's Fist!"

General Blorgon's storm of psychic energy complemented the giant thunderbird Hedies had summoned. Techn'ut rode on top of the Thunderbird and jumped towards Mr. Wertz, landing a blow infused with cosmic power.

Mr. Wertz: "B-bold, aren't you- GYAAAARGH!"
Vana: "Giga Purifying Slash: Quickstyle."

Before Mr. Wertz could even blink, he was slashed to pieces by Vana. A powerful explosion occurred as Shope and Amy landed on the ground, having escaped the abomination's body. Mr. Wertz was now on the floor, weakened and breathing heavily.

Eric: "So... Should we remove the Glitcherine from him?"
The Noobs, Memnock, and Zenblock: "....naaaaaahhhhh."
Roach: "All in favor of ridding him from this world permanently?"
Tyler: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but..."
All: "AYE!"

Just about everyone began assaulting Mr. Wertz, with the intention of killing him off for good.

Shope: "This is for hypnotizing everyone with those glasses!"
Kevin: "This is for school-napping everyone on Career Night!"
Tyler: "This is for erasing everyone's minds and making them believe you were their leader!"
Memnock: "This is for obsessing over me and Zen!"
All: "BEGONE, MONSTER! BEGONE!"

Everyone's attacks were fatal to the abomination.

Mr. Wertz: "No more... No morrrre... Ack!"

Mr. Wertz was now dead. For good. When the news broke out in Cornbury High School, practically no one cared. At all. A few weeks later, a new science teacher was brought in to replace the now dead Mr. Wertz.

THE END

NEXT WEEK:
"Don't you hoomans get it? I work alone. I need no help."
EPISODE 9: "One Who Fights Alone"

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The Noobs were fighting a scarier than usual Glitcherine inflicted beast, just barely with the upper hand. It had almost torn off Shope's arm, that's how tough it was. It was just about to stomp on our heroes, until a roar interrupted it.

???: "BACK THE HELL OFF, HOOMANS! YOU CANNOT FIGHT THIS MONSTER! SNAP TRAP KICK!"

The apparently female coyote kicked the monster with the metal trap on her foot.

Kevin: "Wha- HEY! We're plenty capable on our own!"
???: "You? Capable? HA! Don't make me laugh. Y'all are just teenagers. I've been in the business since 2004, Virus fighting and Glitch fighting."
Amy: "Don't talk down to us like that!"
Shope: "Yeah! We're teenagers, sure, but we have at least a month of history with Glitch Beasts!"
???: "You wanna prove it? Here. 7 permission slips for the Glitch Arena. Y'all, Memnock, and Zenblock can meet me there tomorrow night. And by the way? The name's Jackie. Don't forget it."
Tyler: "We'll show her, alright."

The Noobs removed the Glitcherine from the monster and headed over to the Galacticus.

Shope: "Don't ask, just take these."
Memnock: "Permission slips for the Glitch Arena? Who gave these to you?"
Roach: "A coyote named Jackie, apparently. She's saying we can't fight Glitch Beasts because we're less experienced than her."
Zenblock: "...NO ONE talks down to my children like that. No ifs, ands, or buts, we're heading there tomorrow night. We're not going to stand for this blatant slander!"
Tyler: "Thanks, Zen."
Zenblock: "She's not going to get away with this sort of slander, especially when I'm around."

The screen fades to black on Zenblock's sinister smirk, and faded back in to the usual establishing shot of the Galacticus, with a squirrel popping up with a sign reading "It's Tomorrow Night!".

Zenblock: "That smug son of a bitch..."
Memnock: "Honey, it's alright. We're going to show that bastard our kids got the right stuff in regards to Glitch Beasts."
Shope: "Uh, guys? Can we let Vana in?"
Zenblock: "Eh, as long as it doesn't get too out of hand, sure."
Tyler: "Welcome aboard, Vana!"
Vana: ... (Nods head)
Vana: (shakes hands with Memnock and Zenblock)
Memnock: "Strap yourself in, lil buddy. It's gonna be a wild ride."
Vana: (nods head twice)

The Galacticus zoomed to the Glitch Arena, unusually quiet despite being a major event. They had arrived, and after showing the usher their permission slips, they entered, preparing to show Jackie that they are not to be underestimated.

Jackie: "Ahh, nooblets! Ready to be utterly CRUSHED in this arena?"
Vana: (death glares Jackie)
Zenblock: "Listen, Jax, I'm not willing to tolerate your blatant talking down to my little warriors. These kids are fully capable of fighting Glitch Beasts, and you just aren't willing to admit that. You'd rather die than admit it."
Jackie: "Honestly, right now that's pretty damn true."
Memnock: "If I end up fighting you, man oh man will it not be pretty."
Jackie: "You're bluffing."
Zenblock: "Uh, him? Bluffing? He wouldn't do that for the-"
Sinister voice: "Attention, brawlers. Here are your first matches: Jennifer Shope..."
Shope: "Oh boy."
Sinister voice: "Versus Rovuscious."
Shope: "Rovu? Cool!"
Sinister voice: "Jennifer Shope and Rovuscious, report to Block A-3. Amy Anderson..."
Amy: "That's me!"
Sinister voice: "Versus Mandy Struction."
Amy: "Oh Lord, that was the girl who's boots could create tectonic waves! Even HER NAME sounds tough!"
Sinister voice: "Amy Anderson and Mandy Struction, report to Block A-4. Kevin Reynolds..."
Kevin: "Yes!"
Sinister voice: "Versus Eric Needles."
Kevin: "Eh. Not the worst but not the best."
Sinister voice: "Kevin Reynolds and Eric Needles, report to Block A-5. Theodore Roachmont..."
Roach: "How does he know my real name?"
Sinister voice: "Versus Trevor Troublemeyer."
Roach: "The Armadillo sheriff?"
Sinister voice: "Theodore Roachmont and Trevor Troublemeyer, report to Block A-6. Tyler Bowman versus Kitty Ko. Vana Glama versus Savannah Glama. Memnock versus Count Venamus. Zenblock versus Jackie Coyote. Tyler Bowman and Kitty Ko, report to Block A-7. Vana Glama and Savannah Glama, report to Block A-8. Memnock and Count Venamus, report to Block A-9. Zenblock and Jackie Coyote, report to Block A-10."
Tyler: "Oh, the chameleon girl! This should be interesting!"
Vana: "...what. WHAT. Why?"
Memnock: "Venamus. Of course it had to be you."
Zenblock: "Jackie is dead to me..."

The sinister voice watched as the brawlers ran to their respective blocks.

Sinister voice: "Brawlers. Are you ready?"

Shope's hands lit on fire, and Rovu summoned a poisonous substance from his hands. Amy tapped the speaker on her right hand, and Mandy pulled the hammer out from behind her back. Kevin became a gorilla, pounding his chest and roaring to the sky, while Eric grinned and brandished his claws. Roach enlarged their fists, and Trevor entered Gekirin Mode. Tyler meditated briefly, while Kitty jumped from pole to pole. Vana and Savannah merely just stared at each other. Memnock and Venamus snarled at each other, and Zenblock and Jackie Coyote revealed their respective weapons.

Sinister voice: "Begin. ...such foolish humans. Let's see how confident they are now when I bring upon the weapon of mass destruction."

While the brawlers were fighting, The Glitch revealed itself and began planning their next move.

The Glitch: "Sir Pamplemoose, how are preparations going?"
Pamplemoose: "Almost complete. We just need to set the timer to the correct date so that we may unleash chaos onto this world. Soon, almost everyone will know my true power..."
The Glitch: "Idiot. I'm the one who's leading you. You're just the pathetic lackey."
Pamplemoose: "Sigh. Yes sir."
The Glitch: "I am glad we have that understood. Now then... Hello, my beautiful, monstrous abomination."
???: (snarling and growling)
The Glitch: "Soon they'll see everything you have to offer. You will kill every single human specimen on this land, very, very soon."

NEXT WEEK:
"Zenblock, I'm glad we met."
Episode 10: "How Me and Mem Met"

Chapter Text

Zenblock had gotten the best ring he could find for Memnock. It was almost time for him to pop the question. He had an almost genuine love for his co-partner. He was sitting on his bed, thinking about how he and Mem had first met.

NECROLICTIUM, FEBRUARY 11TH, 1989

The Benevolent Alliance was at war with the Necrolictium planet. A chartreuse alien was a part of them. Somehow, someway, the proud Reptilician alien found some sort of love for the Necrolictian alien. Perhaps it was his kind attitude. Whatever the case was, Reptiliciums and Necrolictiums could not be together, ever. Zenblock couldn't get the reasons behind that. I mean, sure, Necrolictiums mainly fight for evil, but surely there was an outlier amongst them?

General Blorgon: "Zenblock, you're being completely absurd. It is not possible for a Necrolictium to fight for good. Not even proper convincing can make me change my mind."
Zenblock: "Sir, I'm not entirely sure you're getting my point! That alien was one of the kindest Necrolictiums I've ever met!"
General Blorgon: "I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave, Zenblock. Have a good day."
Zenblock: "But-"
General Blorgon: "HAVE A GOOD DAY."
Zenblock: "...yes sir."

The night after the conversation, Zenblock secretly took the Galacticus to the Necrolictium Planet, hoping to see Memnock again. The chartreuse alien was watching through the balcony. His voice called out for Zenblock.

Memnock: "Sir! Come here! I want to talk to you!"
Zenblock: "Why do you want to talk to me?"
Memnock: "Just- just come, okay?!"
Zenblock: "If you say so, sir..." (He flies the Galacticus up to Memnock's balcony)
Memnock: "To be honest, I like you. I like you a lot. But why do you have to be a Reptilician? We both know that Necrolictiums and Reptiliciums can't really be together as a couple. Our personalities clash, like sugar and ice, water and oil... I wish you were a Necrolictium..."
Zenblock: "I don't know how to tell you who I am by telling you a name. I hate my name, dear Memnock, because my name is your enemy! If I had it written down, I would tear up the paper!"
Memnock: "I'll find a way for us to be together, clashing species be damned!"
Memnock's Mother: "Memnock!"
Memnock: "Just a minute, mom! I guess this is goodbye for now. Sweet Reptilician, be true. You may leave now. I promise, we can talk again soon."
(Zenblock nods)

Even after that fateful conversation, Zenblock was still a little shaken up by the forbidden romance between Reptiliciums and Necrolictiums. Not even Memnock's assurance that he'd find a way comforted him. He was uneasy for weeks on end, desperate for a definite answer from Mem. It seemed like years until he got a proper answer. He and Memnock began dating, in the hopes it would end this senseless war. It nearly did, until Blorgon ordered them to break up, reigniting the war once more. Despite the ordered break up, Memnock and Zenblock continued dating in secret, with no one noticing. The war had ended 2 years later, and Blorgon lifted the ban on their relationship.

GALACTICUS, 2022

Zenblock breathed in deeply, closed his eyes, grabbed the ring, and headed towards the Galacticus' living room. He knelt down in front of Memnock, and began to speak.

Zenblock: "You know, I'm genuinely happy we met, Memnock. For the entire Necrolictium War, you were my shining light in an oasis of darkness. Despite everything the ban on Reptilicium relationships with Necrolictiums put us through, you helped me hold it together the whole time."
Memnock: "Aww, Zenblock, I'm glad we met too."
Zenblock: "With all of that said... Memnock, will you marry me?"

Memnock gasped, his eyes wide and almost tearful.

Memnock: "I... Yes. YES! A THOUSAND times yes! I can't... I can't even believe you said that! I thought this day wouldn't ever come! Zenblock... Thank you!"
Zenblock: "You're welcome... Honey."

2 years later, the knot was officially tied, and the two opposing aliens were married for good. The rest, as they say, was history.

NEXT WEEK:
"Now or never... We're gonna be in this together."
Episode 11: "The Calm Before the Storm"

Chapter Text

Tsuki: "Are you really sure this plan will work, Mr. Bowman?"
Tyler: "Just trust me on this one."

In the darkest depths of outer space, Tyler, Masaro, and Tsuki were flying towards The Glitch's home in order to stop him from going through with his plan. Tyler was planning to just talk to him. Masaro was planning to just go in for the kill. Tsuki had not a damn clue about what they were gonna do. The Glitch had foresaw that they were arriving, so it had set up an entire army of Glitch-infected dragons to keep them from arriving.

Tyler: "We're almost there, guys.... OH CRAP!"

The trio screeched to a halt as they were assaulted by a plethora of gigantic dragons.

Tyler: "Easy now..."
Masaro: "SAVAGE EMPEROR!"

The Vajra on Masaro's wings began to glow, and within seconds, a ginormous beam of light fired from his forehead, decimating swathes of the army. However, they started regenerating almost instantly.

Masaro: "Well, shit."
Tsuki: "Here goes nothing! PURIFYING WAVES!"

Tsuki beat their wings, summoning a large tidal wave. They dived straight through it, their sharp beak and talons ripping through the dragons, clearing the way for them to enter the hideout.

Tsuki: "GO GO GO GO GO GO!!"

The trio dashed into the hideout, dodging through all of the army. They had arrived in the hideout spot where The Glitch was.

The Glitch: "And just who the hell are you?"
Tyler: "We're here on account of the Benevolent Alliance! And we've come to stop you!"
The Glitch: "Stop me, hmm? How cute. Unfortunately, you're too late to stop me. I am to awaken the monster that shall bring the end of the entire universe."
Tyler: "Wait! Can't you... You know, change your mind about this? This world is precious to us, and we don't want it to be destroyed!"
The Glitch: "Admirable effort to talk me out of this. Just for that, I think I'll go ahead and unleash it earlier than intended. Say goodbye."

The Glitch broke the pod that contained the Glitch Kaiju, and its' eyes jolted awake. It let out a deafening scream,, and it immediately leaped out of the hideout and attacked Earth.

Tyler: "...my God, what was I thinking?!?"
Masaro: "This is just horrible."
Tsuki: "Cheer up, guys. We've got each other, don't we?"
Tyler: "Right. Now or never... We're gonna be in this together."
Masaro: "We won't break under pressure."
Tsuki: "Through the highs and the lows, we'll stay strong."
Tyler: "Earth, here we come."

Tyler, Masaro, and Tsuki began flying back to Earth to deal with the monster The Glitch had unleashed. It was soon to be Hell on Earth.

NEXT WEEK:
"Memnock, speak to me! Please..."
Episode 12: "Memnock's Last Hurrah"

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GOATED WORK FROM KNAVEWOODS! They were my Secret Santa for the Supernoobs Secret Santa gift exchange and I CAN'T THANK THEM ENOUGH! I'm blessing you readers with it as well! Merry Christmas to all! 

Chapter Text

Tyler, Masaro, and Tsuki were flying down to Earth to warn the Noobs that The Glitch Kaiju had awakened, but they were already brawling with it on their own terms. The trio exchanged glances and nodded before swooping in to join them.

(🎵 Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do... Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me...🎵)

Tyler: "Illusion Confusion!"

Masaro: "Savage.... EMPEROR!"

Tsuki: "TIDAL WAVE OF JUDGEMENT!"

Amy: "Tyler?!"

Zenblock: "Thank gods you're all okay!"

(🎵 Remember me for centuries! And just one mistake, is all it will take! We'll go down in history! Remember me for centuries!🎵)

The monstrous abomination shrieked in fury and breathed wide streams of hellfire from its' mouth as the true battle began.

(🎵 He-e-e-y yeah, oh he-e-e-y! He-e-e-y yeah, remember me for centuries!🎵)

Everyone was dodging like mad to avoid getting burned. Kevin tried to use Wolf Bite in order to hit it, but the monster whacked him away with its' tail.

Kevin: "Jesus Christ!"

Amy: "BOOMBURST WAVE!"

(🎵 Mummified my teenage dreams, no, it's nothing wrong with me! The kids are all wrong, the stories are off! Heavy metal broke my...🎵)

Amy tried to disorient the beast with a soundwave, but all it did was shake the hit off like it was nothing. The beast targeted Tyler and sliced him right in the chest with its razor sharp claws.

(🎵 HEART! Come on, come on, and let me in! The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints! And this is supposed to match the darkness that you felt!🎵)

Now Kevin wasn't one to be nice to people, but for some strange reason, he felt... Abnormally angry. His Battleball was pulsating with a strange energy, and it caused him to let out a roar of absolute fury.

(🎵 I never meant for you to fix yourSEEEEEEEEEEEELF!🎵)

Kevin's body was glowing red as he transformed into an entirely different creature than he was used to. The form had gained 9 tails, all burning with blue fire, he was clenching onto a gigantic sword with his teeth, and he looked like he was about to murder someone.

(🎵 Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do... Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me! Remember me for centuries!🎵)

The Kaiju simply DID NOT CARE that Kevin had transformed. Everyone else was shocked.

Shope: "HOLY SHIT, KEVIN?!"

Amy: "Oh my God!"

Roach: "HELL YEAH!"

Tyler: "Oh my Lord..."

Masaro: "The Blade-Tailed Kitsune!"

Tsuki: "Like the legend foretold!"

Zenblock: "Oh my, oh my."

Memnock: "Bravo!"

(🎵 And just one mistake is all it will take! We'll go down in history! Remember me for centuries! He-e-e-y yeah, oh he-e-e-y! He-e-e-y yeah, remember me for centuries!🎵)

What once was a melee of everything they had turned into a war of wits as they all began to strategize their victory. Shope created clones of herself with electricity and placed them all around the monster.

Shope: "Over here! Ha, missed me!"

Meanwhile, Memnock was slicing the Kaiju's tail, cutting off bit by bit until the monster turned around and stared at Memnock. What he did next was sure to be risky, but it was sure as hell gonna be worth it. He engaged in close combat with the monster, letting himself get attacked willingly while everyone else attacked the monster from behind.

(🎵 And I can't stop till the whole world knows my name, cause I was only born inside my dreams! Until you die for me, as long as there's a light, my shadow's over you, cause I-I am the opposite of amnesiaaaaa... And you're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom! You look so pretty but you're gone so soon!🎵)

Memnock was getting weaker by the minute, but he kept going long enough to get the Kaiju hurt enough to a critical point.

(🎵 Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do... Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me! Remember me for centuries! And just one mistake is all it will take!🎵)

The beast gave Memnock a sinister smirk and drove its' tail straight into his chest, causing green blood to leak from it. Memnock shakily stood up with a grin.

Memnock: "I've got one last surprise for you, buddy..."

(🎵 We'll go down in history! Remember me for centuries!🎵)

Memnock gathered up light from the sun, and once it grew to an UNGODLY huge size, he threw it at the beast.

Memnock: "If I die from this, I'm going out with a bang!"

The Kaiju shrieked in pain as Memnock collapsed to the floor with a grin. Zenblock ran over to see him.

Zenblock: "Mem! MEM! SPEAK TO ME!"

Memnock: "Babe, it's okay. I'm dying the only way I'd want to: with a smile. Everything's gonna be okay in the end, even without me."

(🎵 Weeeee've been here forever, and heeeeeere's the frozen proof! (Frozen proof!) Iiiii could scream forever! We aaaarrrre the poisoned youth! (Poisoned youth!)🎵)

Memnock: "For my final words? ...all of you, do General Blorgon proud for me, okay? Just know that, despite going hard on you sometimes, I still love you. Goodbye, everyone.... Until we meet again."

Memnock closed his eyes for good as all of the Noobs surrounded him. Zenblock was trying his hardest not to cry his heart out. It was going to be a long battle, but they'll push through it. On that, Memnock could rely on, even in death.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

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- Zenblock: "Memnock, please... No.... MEMNOCK!! I... Can't say enough about how much I've loved you... Please, let me be the first to say... I'm sorry. Farewell, old friend."

Zenblock didn't want to say goodbye. Nor did he want Mem to die... Yet, it happened. He wasn't going to let his sadness over his husband's death affect his battle performance. He slowly turned around and glared at the menacing Kaiju that was wreaking havoc across Cornbury. His eyes had gained slit pupils, and his claws started to sharpen.

- Zenblock: "YOU. You have no idea who you're messing with."
- Glitch Kaiju: (frenzied roaring)
- Zenblock: "Memnock was like family to me. He was my greatest treasure. With his death... I've lost a crucial part of my memories... And it's all because of you."
- Kevin: "Yeah. Memnock was the kindest alien I've ever met. He was an essential part of who I was. He helped me become stronger, smarter, and kinder than ever before."
- Shope: "Memnock was one of MY closest friends. He helped me get through the darkest parts of my life."
- Tyler: "Memnock may have been harsh at times, but that was because he wanted to see the best side of us."
- Roach: "For you to take him away from us..."
- Amy: "You've taken away a major part of our lives."
- Zenblock: "Thank you, Noobs. Now, shall we? Let's kill this ugly motherfucker."

Zenblock took the lead as the Noobs started an all-out assault on the Glitch Kaiju as revenge for Memnock's death. Kevin howled as he slices the beast's tail down to bits.

- Kevin: "And this is for Memnock! For Cornbury! For the Benevolent Alliance!"

Shope and Amy tag-teamed the Glitch Kaiju, aggressively sending everything they had at it. Meanwhile, Roach and Tyler were going for an all-out flurry of punches.

- Shope: "CAN YOU DIE ALREADY?!"
- Amy: "This town is not yours to destroy!"
- Tyler: "He's... He's getting weaker!"
- Roach: "I... I can't strike for much longer..."

Zenblock's now-razor sharp claws tore through the flesh of the Kaiju, allowing Glitcherine to spill out of the rip marks. The beast was almost down, but it absorbed the electricity Shope was shooting at it and breathed it out in an attack that no one could avoid. Everyone's pained screams sounded like music to the monster's ears. Zenblock shakily stood up and slashed the beast repeatedly.

- Zenblock: "TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND THIS!"

Zenblock's furious slashes ripped through the beast's flesh once more, opening up a huge spot so all of the Noobs could attack it, all at once.

- Zenblock: "KIDS! NOW!"

Shope started the attack with a huge blast of fire. Tyler followed it up by an unbelievably fast kick. Amy fired destructive soundwaves into the wound. The primal energy surging from Kevin's Battleball made the sword he was carrying in his mouth larger, and he slashed the beast one last time before Roach dealt the final blow with one of their signature gigaton punches.

- Glitch Kaiju: (horrific shriek of agony)

The Kaiju exploded, with Glitcherine pouring everywhere. With that, it was over. The battle was won. Finally!

- Zenblock: "And good riddance."
- The Noobs: (exhausted sighs of relief)
- Zenblock: "I promise, Memnock. I will carry on your legacy."

(THE END)

Next time on Into the Multiverse: The Noobs attend Memnock's funeral. Zenblock is chosen to give the eulogy.