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Title: Fly into Darkness

Description: Fly into the Darkness is a Homestuck fanfic where all of the Homestuck characters, including Bec Noir and exiles like The Mayor and PM, end up in the dimension my OCs live in, except this is before my characters started playing the game. The only OC I will be using is the one based off of myself, Anna. There will probably be Various!Homestuck X Anna in this since all of the characters will end up at Anna’s house eventually. Also, there will be swearing but it will be censored, Horuss style 8=) Now, onto the fanfic.

Author’s Addition: A self insert

Preface

Alright, so this is technically cringe. Basically an author self-insert where the Homestuck characters show up at my house effectively. But also… *points at twelve year old me* You’re not straight. Sorry to admit it, but you’re not straight. Literally my crush on Vriska was essentially my gay awakening. Anyways, enjoy this touch of cringe.

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A young girl stands alone in her room. It is her thirteenth birthday. What is her name? You decide to enter a name.

You enter “Kitty Meowface.”

Okay, I am done with this nonsense here. My name is Anna, not Kitty Meowface, and you have no right to call me names like that. I am not in my room, I’m at my computer reading Homestuck fanfics and other stuff like that.

Yes, I am a fan Homestuck. Just before I leave my computer, I make a wish at this time.

“I wish all the Homestuck characters existed and are living in my world…”

I go into my room and fall asleep on my bed.

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“HOOOONK!!!”

I suddenly wake up at the sound of a horn. What was a horn doing my house? I see Gamzee staring at me, holding a horn. That solved the horn mystery, but why the heck was Gamzee in my room?

“Oh good, you’re motherf***ing awake,” Gamzee said.

“Why the heck are you in my house?!” I screamed

“I don’t know, motherf***er. I just somehow ended up here,” Gamzee replied.

I growled in frustration. Stupid clown. ‘Oh god, I hope he isn’t in murder mode,’ I thought in my head. Then, I realized that he was looking insane. I quickly backed into the back part of my bed.

“Ow… Who else is in my house?”

“I don’t motherf***ing know,” Gamzee replied.

I got out of my bed.

“Go outside of my room. I need to get changed into more appropriate clothing for this.”

Gamzee didn’t move an inch. I opened my door and pushed him out. I closed the door and got changed.

I changed into a Heart aspect hoodie, a black t-shirt with the scorpio sign on it, and black pants.

I walked out of me room to see Gamzee sitting on the couch. But I realized it wasn’t Gamzee.

“Oh, shoot! Another Makara in my house!” I said. It was Kurloz. He simply waved at me. I did a facepalm. I went into the kitchen for some water and I found the final Makara…

The Grand Freaking Highblood! He scared me and I ran out of the kitchen, bumping into Gamzee.

“What is up and motherf***ing happening?” Gamzee asked.

“I don’t know, but your ancestor is in the kitchen and is looking very scary right now!” I replied. Gamzee sat down on the other couch and pulled me next to him.

“It seems that I ended up with the Makaras in my house, which means the other trolls and kids must be out there,” I realized. I quickly ran out of the house, the Makaras following me.

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I soon found the Captors near a park. Mituna was unconscious while Sollux and Psionic dealt with him.

“Hey!” I called out to them. I ran over to them.

“Sollux, do you still have your computer? I need your help to track down everyone.”

“Who the f*** are you?!” he exclaimed. I decided to play along.

“I am part of the police and you are under arrest for hacking government files,” I said, secretly just messing with him.

“How the f*** did you f***ing know I was doing that?!” he responded. Jackpot. I smiled.

“I’m just messing with you, Solluxio. The name’s Anna and I’m going attempt to reunite everyone. Just consider that it’s the Makaras fault for dragging you into this. If they hadn’t randomly shown up at my place, I wouldn’t be looking for everyone. I know where the humans would probably be but we need to track down the trolls first. That’s where you come in,” I said, all in one breath.

“Wait, what? Also, did you just give me a nickname?” he asked. I smiled

“Yes, I did, Solluxio. So, I need your computer skills to track down the trolls,” I said.

“What if I don’t want to help you?” he asked. I simply pulled out some rope. I quickly tied up all the Captors. I forced the Grand Highblood to carry Psionic and Mituna. Gamzee and I carried Sollux.

“Let me f***ing go!” Sollux yelled.

“Nope,” I responded.

~~~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by the one and only time lord, Caliborn~~~~~~~~

Eventually, we got Sollux to cooperate and we found all of the trolls. Now, there was thirty-six people in my house, excluding myself. I forced most of them to sleep outside. The Amporas and the Peixes ended up sleeping in the boathouse. The Grand Highblood got his own tent. The Pyropes slept on top of my wooden clubhouse thing because it reminded them of living in trees like they did on Alternia and Beforus. The Zahhaks slept just outside of the Grand Highblood’s tent. Mindfang slept on top of the boathouse. Psionic, Dolorosa, the Leijons, Kankri, Porrim, and Signless slept under the wooden club house because the clubhouse was up in the air. Rufioh, Damara, Handmaid, and Summoner slept in an actual tree. Mituna decided to sleep with the Pyropes.

The trolls who ended up sleeping in my house were Karkat, Sollux, Tavros, Gamzee, Kurloz, Kanaya, Aranea, Vriska, and Aradia. Karkat got a couch and so did Tavros. Vriska and Kanaya got the upper part of my bunk bed since it really was kind of two bunk beds mashed into one. Aranea and Aradia got the cushy rocking chairs. Finally, Gamzee slept on the floor. What I was going to do for sleeping arrangements for the kids is a mystery to me. I’ll probably sort it out later.

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I decided to have small groups get the human kids. Karkat, Tavros, and Aranea were going to get Jade and Jake. Terezi, Vriska, and I will go after John and Jane. Once those two missions were done, Terezi, Jade, Karkat, and Jake will go after Dave and Dirk while Kanaya, John, and Jane will go after Rose and Roxy.

Eventually, we got all of the kids back at my place. I let them sleep wherever they wanted to. The Striders slept on the roof for some reason. Rose slept by Kanaya. Roxy somehow ended up sleeping in the basement. John, Jake, Jade, and Jane slept in sleeping bags on the floor.

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[There was literally nothing in this chapter, but it was supposed to be essentially me x Vriska]

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