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What’s better than watching a more-than-slightly-unhinged man get his revenge? Helping him, of course!
After twenty-odd years of trying to get home, a man who gives only the name ‘Phil’ forms an agreement with the almost-stranger who makes terrible pies in his former bakery. His new friend, Technoblade, is more than willing to lend a hand and be a bloody sword.