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- 2024-11-06
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They kill the government
Anonymous
Summary:
“Jingler. Shit’s going down. We have to kill the future president of the United States Of America.”
“*dialogue click noise*”
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“Jambo. I just checked Twitter. We have to save the Americans.”
-“it’s not even 2024”
-“how do you have Twitter”
-“ sure i’m down “
“さ すが ジョカ！！！”
~~~Two Days Later~~~~
“Jerma. Glad to see you here. Are you ready?”
“*dialogue click option noise*”
“Heh. You really are…..”
Then they lobotomize the entirety of the US senate. The government is in shambles. Amidst the chaos, the Cat (whose name I can’t type due to my various mental illness) somehow takes over as the new president. He’s like, really good at it too.
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United States government please don’t kill me
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