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Bianca: But she always puts up a struggle whenever you get affectionate in public.
Enid: Eh. It just looks that way.
Bianca: *incredulous* Are you telling me it’s all performative? Just so she can keep up her grimdark image?
Enid: *glances aside* Not exactly. It’s more like her um…
Enid: *blushes and murmurs* … her kink.
Bianca: Her wha—
Wednesday: *steps out from behind Bianca* Enid.
Bianca: —aAH! Quit that!
Enid: *perks up* Yes, babe?
Wednesday: *menacingly* I do not consent to your touch. Do you hear me? I. Do. Not.
Bianca: 🤨
Wednesday: To touch me would be a gross violation of my personal autonomy. Dare I say it could even be defined as a…
Wednesday: *pupils dilating as she licks her lips*
Wednesday: *breathily* …violent assault.
Bianca: 😒
Enid: *cheerily* So you want me to touch you?
Wednesday: Absolutely not. *slow and emphatic nodding*
Enid: Kay, I gotchu babe. *exagerrated wink*
Bianca: 🤦
Enid: *inches closer to Wednesday*
Wednesday: *heavy breathing intensifies*
Bianca: *already on her phone* Hello, Dr. Fairburn? About therapy. I’ve changed my m—