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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:
1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.
2. I’d rather fly on the Weasel’s old Clean Sweep than do one more potion’s lesson with her as my partner. In fact, just shove the bloody broom up my—never mind.
3. Mudblood. Enough said.
4. That punch.
5. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”
6. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.
7. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...
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Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.