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1. Foolish Behavior (Seems Right) by maidenimage

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Oct 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bookshop Customers (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Lesley | International Express Man
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe
   • Human Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Human Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Sex Work
   • Demisexual Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Pansexual Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Pansexual Character
   • Asexual Character
   • Asexuality
   • Asexuality Spectrum
   • Demisexuality
   • Nervousness
   • Nervous Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • First Time
   • First Kiss
   • First Meetings
   • Self-Discovery
   • Fluff
   • Drama
   • Soft Crowley (Good Omens)
   • POV Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • POV Third Person
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • POV Multiple
   • Gabriel is Called Jim (Good Omens)
   • Pillow Principality Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Past Character Death
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Screenplay/Script Format
   • Crowley is a Sex Worker (Good Omens)
   • Slurs
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Bookshop Owner Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Wholesome
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Slow Dancing
   • Developing Relationship
   • Slow Burn
   • Gang Violence
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Plot Twists

   Summary

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   _{HUMAN AU}
   Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.

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   Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously!" Also known as my hyperfixation for the last fifteen months. The overall tone of this fic will be light-hearted and fluffy, but there will be some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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