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Class 2.5 2024 (aka best class ever every other class sucks)

Cable (ex class prezzz): miss jan told us itd be better if we had a group chat

Cable (ex class prezzz): and now since weve all become closer i figured it was time

Peeta (vice prezzz): about time i was starting to think that saint just forgot all about us

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): saint only thinks about @shin what are you guys expecting

First (shin’s minion no. 2): yeah like he doesnt care abt us, rmb????

You:

what are you guys talking about???

You:

ofc i care abt you guys

Ken (kennot do anything): look at this guy contradicting himself

Ken (kennot do anything): he only started reading the text after @tiw mentioned @shin

Nate: wait where’s @shin

Eve (Airy’s gf): hes prolly dealing with saint being too clingy

Airy (Eve’s gf): yeah, these two act worse than we do and we’re the real couple

Eve (Airy’s gf): yeah whatever they have going on is weird

Peeta (vice prezzz): agree x1

Cable (ex class prezzz): agree x2

Ken (kennot do anything): agree x3

Nate (knot but wrong): agree x4

Knot (nate but wrong): agree x5

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): agree x6

First (shin’s minion no. 2: agree x7

Tangmay (influencer): agree x8

Chadjen (london boy): agree x9

You:

AOW NOT YOU TOO @CHADJEN

Chadjen (london boy): sorry but p’saint and p’shin have a weird relationship

Eve (Airy’s gf): see act so weird that even chadjen is calling it out

Peeta (vice class prezzz): @shin if youre struggling with problems pls come to us

Cable (ex class prezzz): yeah we totally understand if saint is too much for you

You:

Guys stop calling him hes still sleeping, its a saturday morning

Airy (Eve’s gf): and how would you know??? (hes totally stalking shin guys)

You:

im his friend ofc i know

Peeta (vice class prezzz): @tiw @first do you know abt this

First (shin’s minion no. 2): why the hell would i know when my friend sleeps

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): say it louder, i would only care when my boyfriend sleeps

Nate (knot but wrong): it still feels so weird that you bagged that idol dude

Tiw: hes just that adorable guys, i should bring him to you guys to see him

Eve (Airy’s gf): ok we’re getting off track

Airy (Eve’s gf): yeah back to why Saint would know when Shin sleeps

Chadjen (london boy): chadjen thinks its because they sleep together a lot

Peeta (vice class prezzz): act shocked guys

Airy (Eve’s gf): :O

Eve (Airy’s gf): surprised pikachu face

First (shin’s minion no. 2): this is totally headline news

You:

guys stop overexaggerating, you guys do sleepovers too

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): ive only gotten my boyfie to sleep at my place once ever since we’ve started dating

First (shin’s minion no. 2): and theyve dated for six months only

Eve (Airy’s gf): and ive only slept at airy’s place twice

Chadjen (london boy): and you guys arent even dating

Nate (knot but wrong): worse im afraid

Knot (nate but wrong): yeah they have a whatevership

Ken (kennot do anything): i bet they had already kissed each cos wth is this nonsense

Peeta (vice class prezz): im in on that bet

Chadjen (london boy): me too

Airy (Eve’s gf): eve and i too

Cable (vice class prezzz): i think everyone’s in on the bet

You:

STOP GANGING UP ON ME

Ken (kennot do anything): so did you kiss shin b4

You:

...

Peeta (vice class prezzz): come on spill it

You:

ALRIGHT I DID B4

You:

HAPPY NOW???

First (shin’s minion no. 2): @shin how could you not tell us????

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): yeah @shin get out of your bed and tell us

Peeta (vice class prezzz): @shin we need the truth

Eve (Airy’s gf): yeah @shin did you really give in to that loser

Airy (Eve’s gf): @shin pls dont tell me you actually gave in to that pathetic dog

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): yeah i did kiss him

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): but he was so bad at it i had to stop

You:

@shin do you need me to send you to football practice

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): i told you last week i could go myself

You:

i want to send you tho :((((

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): k fine but you better be here by 10

You:

omw alr babe

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): i told you many times to keep away your phone

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): dont text while driving

You:

im sorry, meet you there soon then

You:

love you shin <33333

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): this brat

Peeta (vice prezzz): i need to bleach my eyes what the hell was that

Eve (Airy’s gf): are we just going to ignore the fact that saint didnt mind shin’s scolding

Airy (Eve’s gf): i bet its a kink

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): ive never seen anything as disgusting as this

First (shin’s minion no. 2): idt this is ‘just friends’

Nate (knot but wrong): siri play ‘just being friendly’ by tilly birds

Knot (nate but wrong): saint is so downbad and its embarrassing

Ken (kennot do anything): atp he should be kicked out of our class

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): guys im afraid to say that this is normal

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): hes like this all the damn time

Peeta (vice prezzz): im not above criticising you too @shin

Ken (kennot do anything): yeah weve got to talk about how downbad you are too

Nate (knot but wrong): yeah the fact that you dont stop him is a sign too

Knot (nate but wrong): who the hell lets their ‘friend’ these kinds of things

Eve (Airy’s gf): @airy could you learn from them i wanna hear you say stuff like that

Airy (Eve’s gf): sure babe, anything for you

Eve (Airy’s gf): :))))))))

Chadjen: shin’s been silent for a while

Knot (nate but wrong): i bet saint arrived and theyre making out now

Peeta (vice prezzz): EW

Peeta (vice prezzz): i have the image in my head now

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): guys NO

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): saint is just sending me to practice now

Peeta (vice prezzz): lets leave the love birds to their alone time, im logging off

Airy (Eve’s gf): i hope you guys figure out whatever is going on btw you two

Eve (Airy’s gf): me too its abt time

Ken (kennot do anything): waiting for your wedding invite

Nate (knot but wrong): pls have good food at your wedding

Knot (nate but wrong): yeah pls order good food

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): you guys are annoying

First (shin’s minion no. 2): well tell your boyfriend hes worse

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You:

Guess who’s back from football practice

You:

[image attached]

Peeta (vice prezzz): disgusting 

Eve (Airy’s gf): *retches*

Airy (Eve’s gf): for once i need to support Peeta 

Ken (kennot do anything): get a room

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): @shin what did he threaten you with to attach that image

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): guys chill its just a picture

First (shin’s minion no. 2): yeah and its totally chill to shoot heart eyes at your ‘friend’ all the time

Knot (nate but wrong): more like eye fuck like what the shit are you guys looking at each other for 

Nate (knot but wrong): i bet Saint is undressing shin with his eyes

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): ew why would i want saint to undress me

You:

cause you love me 🥺🥺🥺

Eve (Airy’s gf): @airy is this how we were like

Airy (Eve’s gf): no this is just pure atrocities 

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): even thame isn’t this bad and clingy

First (shin’s minion no. 2): yeah, and I thought thame was bad

Peeta (vice prezzz): YOUVE MET @TIW ‘s BOYFRIEND?????

First (shin’s minion no. 2): ummm yesss??? How else would I know????

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): maybe I should befriend him instead of @saint 

You:

@shin dont leave me i love you so much please i can’t survive without you

Chadjen (london boy): see saint loves you so much you shouldn’t leave him @shin

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): why are you always on @saint side @chadjen

Peeta (vice prezzz): actually @shin leave saint i wanna see how hes going to survive this

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): we should kidnap @shin to a secret place so that Saint cant find him

First (shin’s minion no. 2): and then switch off all his devices so saint cant track him

Eve (Airy’s gf): and keep it a secret from everyone 

You:

NOOOO! Hes my fluffiest most adorable endearing lovely narak little kitty!!! I need him in my life!!! 

Cable (ex class prezzz): I don’t think we should be doing this

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): and I think @saint is just a dog

You:

At least dogs are loyal you know

You:

No one can else can get me to call them cute

You:

Or adorable

You:

Or lovely

You:

Or endearing

Chadjen (london boy): I think we get it p’saint 

Ken (kennot do anything): yeah i think i preferred it back when @shin hated you

You:

@ken I saved your life not just so you could do this to me

You:

maybe i shouldve let you die there

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): @saint ive told you about this no harming anyone

You:

youre always right my baby im so sorry 

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): maybe @ken is right

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): @saint stop being so sappy

You:

Only for you my little kitty ( ^ω^ )

Eve (Airy’s gf): i need bleach

Airy (Eve’s gf): i need holy water 

Peeta (vice prezzz): i need a knife to stab my eyes so i won’t have to see this bullshit everyday

First (shin’s minion no. 2): me too

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 3): me three

Ken (kennot do anything): me four

Nate (knot but wrong): me five

Knot (nate but wrong): me six

Chadjen (london boy): me seven 

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): me eight

You:

@shin no how are you supposed to see without your eyes???

Peeta (vice prezzz): don’t worry @shin Saint is lying you don’t need to see

You:

@peeta you’re right, im lying because how am I supposed to stare into your pretty eyes and tell you how lucky I am to meet you (*^ω^*)

Knot (nate but wrong): WHAT THE FUCK EWWW

Nate (knot but wrong): GO GET A ROOM AND STAY IN THE ROOM

Ken (kennot do anything): ILL LOCK THE DOOR AND THROW THE KEY IN THE OCEAN

You:

you’ll do that for us??? \( ˆoˆ )/

Eve (Airy’s gf): WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

Airy (Eve’s gf): are you SERIOUSLY happy to be locked in a room?????

You:

you guys don’t understand 

You:

I’m locked with shin

You:

my lil pookie bear shin

You:

my one and only shin

Cable (ex class prezzz): we get it @saint

Peeta (vice prezzz): @saint see how much you bothered people until @cable had to text back

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): @saint yeah stop being so cheesy

You:

but you’re blushing so cutely i love it when your ears go red

You:

and your hair’s so puffy today

You:

like a cat that hadn’t had a haircut in months

You:

so adorable

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): ill leave you if you continue calling me such names

You:

Sorry na khun shin

Airy (Eve’s gf): im calling it again

Airy (Eve’s gf): its a kink

Peeta (vice prezzz): why does saint have so many kinks with shin

Chadjen (london boy): whats a kink 

Knot (nate but wrong): lemme explain

First (shin’s minion no. 2): NO 

First (shin’s minion no. 2): youll know next time not now

Peeta (vice prezzz): ok hear me out

Peeta (vice prezzz): I think when it comes to shin Saint would have any kink

Peeta (vice prezzz): like think about it he’s so downbad that he’d do anything

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): pls tell me this isnt true @saint

You:

well…….

First (shin’s minion no. 2): WDYM WELL???

You:

to think abt it….

Eve (Airy’s gf): THINK ABOUT IT???

You:

if shin ties me up to the bed and calls me a slut I think ill enjoy it

Peeta (vice prezzz): SEE THIS IS THE SHIT IM TALKING ABT

First (shin’s minion no. 2): yeah i believe they are just friends

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): just like i believe the moon is made of cheese

Cable (ex class prezzz): and like I believe one plus one is three

Eve (Airy’s gf): and like I believe the best drink in the world is a espresso with fifty shots

Airy (Eve’s gf): and like I believe that the world is flat

Ken (kennot do anything): and like I believe that money is free

Nate (knot but wrong): like I believe that my twin will pass his next exam

Knot (nate but wrong): like I believe k is potassium 

Cable (ex class prezzz): @knot that’s correct tho

Nate (knot but wrong): see I totally believe my twin will pass the exam

Peeta (vice prezzz): the point is we don’t believe the two of you are just friends

Eve (Airy’s gf): maybe we should force them to watch bad buddy

Eve (Airy’s gf): and they realise they’re acting like pat and pran 

Eve (Airy’s gf): and then finally get together 

Peeta (vice prezzz): maybe they shouldn’t get together….

Peeta (vice prezzz): they’re alr disgusting now idw to think of them actually dating

You:

Don’t you think we’ll make a really cute couple @shin

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): i hate you

You:

Awww i love you too <3333

Tangmay (influencer): help he didn’t even say no

You:

OH MY GOD!!! Shin would you really date me???

You:

Pretty please????

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): if it gets you to shut up

You:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHIN <3333

Peeta (vice prezzz): sometimes I wonder how your mother and chingching dealt with this

Peeta (vice prezzz): becos if it was me id definitely think you guys were dating 

Eve (Airy’s gf): yeah cos what the hell is this

Airy (Eve’s gf): which guy friend always tells his other guy friend ‘i love you’ and keeps on asking if he would date him

Knot (nate but wrong): that’s just GAY

You:

You guys just don’t have good friends

Nate (knot but wrong): @first @tiw back me up

First (shin’s minion no. 2): we are good friends too

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): and @saint never said that to us

You:

That’s because you aren’t shin

You:

Only shin gets special treatment

Eve (Airy’s gf): ugh I’m tired of this

Peeta (vice prezzz): yeah I’m leaving

Airy (Eve’s gf): me too 

Ken (kennot do anything): what am i even doing here with these disgusting people

Chadjen (london boy): chadjen’s lessons are starting 

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): focus in class @chadjen

Chadjen (london boy): I will p’shin 

Shin (loveliest most adorable kitty): I’m logging off to finish homework unlike some other bastard here

You:

I’m logging off too then bye <333

Tiw (shin’s minion no. 1): im pretty sure we’re not the target audience

First (shin’s minion no. 2): just ignore it im leaving too

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