Chapter 1: Just another ho hum day at the Mystery Shack involving our favorite Red-head!
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Chapter 2: Just another ho-hum day of Wendy logging in the woods the 'old-fashioned' way...
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Chapter 3: Go for it Dipper!
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Chapter 4: Run you crazy lovebirds! Before someone sees!
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Chapter 5: Wendy means business...
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Chapter 6: Forget the ice cream mabel, Dipper is going to need a cold SHOWER after this...
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Chapter 7: Come on, admit it...you all wished this happened during the 'Dipper v.s. manliness' episode...
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Chapter 8: Wendy Sad
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Chapter 9: Behold: the illusive Wild Big Boobied REDfoot...
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Breaking News: We apologize for the blurry image, our 'ace' Reporter was apparently too busy staring at the naked red head manitour champion to do his dang job right!
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Chapter 10: Dang it Dipper! This is the worst photo yet!
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Chapter 11: Headline: naked Red head fights agaisnt shapshifting cyclopse!
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Chapter 12: TONIGHT: Pagan warriror amassing a clone army for an orgy? Or amateur blury photshop hour? You decide!
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Chapter 13: That's it! Your pictures are blurry crap! Pack your bags Pines! Your fired! You'll never work in photography again!
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Chapter 14: Wendy's Pool of Shame
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Chapter 15: Wendy wants to Order...
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Chapter 16: 10 years later...she STILL wants to Order...
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Chapter 17: Pacifica Strikes Again!
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Chapter 18: Wrong Shower, Right Time
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Chapter 19: WRECKING BALL!
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Chapter 20: EASTER SPECIAL!
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John 3:16: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."
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Chapter 21: What happens in Gravity Falls...STAYS in Gravity Falls...
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Chapter 22: WENDY IN THE HOUSE!
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Chapter 23: Valentine Lovers
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Two cherubs named Mac and Dipper tried to spy on two lovely redheads...but they turned the tables on them, now they and their teeny weenies got a long STREAK home...
Happy Valentine day!
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Chapter 24: I dream of Wendy...
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Dang it Dipper! this is no fantasy! this is Wendy's reality AND Nightmare! Wake up and save her!
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Chapter 25: Happily Never After-Mabel Pines's Villain Song (Gravity Falls) [Commission]
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She lives in the dream, or perhaps the dream lives in her—a curated paradise stitched together with scraps of memory, glitter, and denial. Every laugh is slightly off-key, every hug a performance for ghosts who don’t know they’re haunting the scene. The cracks in the perfect world are painted over with brighter colors, louder giggles, and hollow reassurances. And still, beneath it all, something learns. Something waits.
Every time the curtain rises, the actors return to their places, their lines slightly changed. Someone watches. Someone weeps. Someone forgets they were ever real to begin with. The loop tightens like a ribbon pulled too tight—beautiful, bright, and cutting deep. The illusion holds, but only barely. And in the center of it all is the belief that joy, no matter how manufactured, is better than goodbye.
This is not a tragedy of monsters. This is the slow unraveling of a wish that would rather rot than wilt. It is the cost of pretending that endings can be edited out, that consequence can be paused, and that love can be preserved by locking it in amber. But nothing golden lasts—not even eternal summer....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC6YVLyx-pw
Welcome to the best summer ever
where glitters in season and problems don't matter
where Dippers still here and Waddles still oinks
And nothing not Anything disappoints...
sunshine in the snow glow perfect and pristine
Reset the board rewind the tape scrub the in between
every laugh on loop every tear erased
Who needs Closure when you can copy and paste?
I got a schedule: Romance, crafts and snacks and a big old smile that never cracks...
why grow up when I can press rewind and make believe forever's mine?
don't look behind the curtain, no need to ask 'Why?'
It's just a glitch in the sparkle and Sparkles never lie
This is my show, this is my play, where ending never get in the way.
If Dipper cries, then I'll make it rain cupcakes and hugs until he's smiling again.
Were trapped in a dream, so why wake up?
If joy is a poison I'll sip the cup
So cheers to us just one more time...
And if you see cracks...
well...
They're mine...
oh, silly Wendy always almost there...
funny how her memories vanish in thin air?
Pacifica's smile deleted on sight...
Can't Compete with a siblings delight
HE'S MINE- Not in a creepy way!
Just- He's safest when he stays...
I know what's best.
I prove it ever loop....
who else would feed him love with a glitter scoop?
Oh, Bill comes back? That's not my fault!
It's just a side effect of summer's vault
And sure he's smarter...
And sure he learns...
But Dippers my Knight when the cosmos burns!
I twirl, I dance, I bake, I mend...
erase, replace, pretend, extend!
No heartbreak here just candy floss!
anyone else? Well, they're lose...
So what if Dipper starts to frown?
i just turn that mood around!
With hugs and cupcakes and silly songs!
he always forgives no matter the wrongs...
SHHH!
Don't tell him I lied or bribed Soos...or rewrote Pacifica's smile or watched him cry...
It's better this way...
He's safer this way...
...Right?
Dipper says he's fine but he's quieter each day
His voice doesn't sparkle the same old way
He says the soda tastes different tonight
But I still see him smile so it must be alight...
he holds me close and I close my eyes...
'Just rest', he whispers 'No more lies...'
I laugh, what lies? we're just having fun!
He sobs....
But it's probably just the onion bun!
So sing with me one last refrain
A sunny reprise through pouring rain
Forever's a gift with bowls and lakes
And I won't let reality ruin this place
Even if dreams start tasting strange
Even if the stars rearrange
As long as I've got my twin beside, I've go,t my joy, my truth, my pride!
so sleepy dips, just five more Z's...
and when I wake let's climb more trees
let's skip the drama dodge the pain let's rewind the start...
and play again...
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Chapter 26: Summers Broken Nights-Wendy's Villain Song [Gravity Falls] (Commission)
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A forgotten summer spins like a cracked vinyl beneath dusk-stained pines, replaying the moment innocence traded loyalty for something soft and squealing. In the distance, a water tower leans, listening to constellations that dart backward, as if the stars themselves are trying to unlearn the past.
A lone figure, unseen yet felt, sharpens resolve against an axe-blade moon. Their breath smells of pine sap and hot iron, their pulse timed to a heart-monitor spike carved from wood. They orchestrate the loop, balancing vengeance on a knife’s edge, always resetting the stage so the guilty can stumble into the same trap of their own making. It isn’t cruelty for cruelty’s sake; it’s a demonstration, a lesson carved into the marrow of memory: love without respect curdles into ruin.
And somewhere in that looping horizon, a single golden needle drifts, promising that even eternal summers can end if one dares to break the record instead of resetting it. The tale warns that clinging to childish comforts while ignoring the cost only feeds the cycle. Growth demands risk, sacrifice, and sometimes a scorch mark across the sky—yet through that fire, the forest might finally breathe a different song.
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[Intro]
[Four muted strings strummed; a low chuckle under breath]
Guess the pig got the seat I was saving—kinda cosmic, huh?
[Verse 1]
Back on the Shack roof, chewing pine-needle thoughts,
You traded my heartbeat for ham-fisted oinks and applause.
So I spun a new summer—kept the scratches on the vinyl—
Now the chorus skips, and you’re stuck swallowing the same old flaws.
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You clutch that porker like a trophy, while lessons leak away,
I rewind the clock with a wink; you never notice the fray.
[Chorus 1]
Round and round, darling—same carnival ride,
Choose the snout, lose the soul every looping tide.
I’ll scoop the boy you belittle, patch his splinter-scarred pride,
’Cause a match can burn brighter when the fumes are on my side.
[Verse 2]
Gideon’s claws snap shut, you freeze—eyes on bacon’s fate;
I slide in, snatch the journal-guard, flip his cage-door gate.
You pout in your glitter sweater, can’t taste the danger’s steam,
While I’m whispering midnight maps to Dipper’s meteoring dream.
[Pre-Chorus]
Grow up?—you squeal it’s poison, cling to paper-mâché youth;
But the kid you label “tiny” just saved you—again—that’s truth.
[Chorus 2]
Round and round, honey—same bargain you plea,
Keep the hog, lose the hero; works perfectly for me.
Pool lights shimmer; we dive where your idle wishes can’t see—
Skin, stars, and secrets drifting beneath the cedar canopy.
[Instrumental Break]
[Interlude]
[Spoken, over minimal drums]
Funny thing about needles—give them time, they turn into trees.
Can’t wait to see that pine grow tall… and everywhere I please.
[Bridge]
Bottomless pit “accidents,” closet full of vanished clothes,
You wail it’s unfair—yet the echoes of your mockery chose
Every monster that lunges, every promise you never kept;
I’m just the mirror that plays your reruns—while the credits quietly crept.
[Chorus 3]
Round and round, princess—same porcelain grin,
Pig before people, you gamble, I grin.
Northwest gold-locks sneers?—I’ll leave splinters in her chin;
New royals carve their crown rings where the old ones cave in.
[Outro]
So squeal for eternity, darling—the record’s caught my way;
I’ll be strumming revolution ’til your candy colors fade.
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Chapter 27: Gravity Falls: Sans-A-Pelt
Summary:
"Gladstone's book of magic?"
"Yep."
"...They should really ban that..."
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Chapter 28: Chicken Fight Between Lovers (Censored)
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Have fun you crazy kids!
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Chapter 29: Chicken Fight Between Lovers (UNcensored)
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The suns down, the clothes come off, the water is fine... for real this time, Have fun you crazy kids!
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