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It was a very fine and sunny day on the streets of the city. Girl With An Extra Eye And Large Buns walked down the street with a skip in her step. She was finally going to the beach in Atami for vacation.

“Taxi!” Akemis waved at the road. It took a couple of tries, but eventually someone pulled over to help her. It wasn’t a taxi, but instead a large van with writing in English on the side. Akemi could not read English, so she did not know what it said.

“Hello are you a hitchhiker?” A beautiful pink haired woman with pink hair and beautiful eyes stepped out of the drivers seat. (The right side cuz its Japan >< ) She swept her fingers through her pink hair and batted her eyelashes at akemi beautifully.

“Oh. My. God. Are you Pearl from Steven Universe?! Akemi said starstruckly.

“Yes I am I’m surprised you know me. Im one of the crystal Gems. The pink haired woman said with a smile. “Do you need a ride?”

“Y-yes,” akemi was surprised at the offer. Pearl Steven universe had time to spend with her? Was this a date?!

Ok let me take your luggage. Pearl from Steven universe said.

The pinkette took akemis bag and put it in the back of the van.

Where are you going btw?” Pearl from Steven universe said. Yes she said btw out loud

“A-a-a-a-atami p-please” Girl With An Extra Eye And Large Buns said.

The two of them drove to atami in awkward silence. Akemis heart was racing a billion miles a minute.the pinkette’s pink hair was really beautiful and it made akemi heart flutter.

“Hey pearl from Steven universe “ akemi finally said. “Is this your van?” She awkwardly tried to make conversation.

“No I stole it from my dead ex lovers husband” pearl With pink hair from Steven universe said sadly with a frown.

akane was sad and frowned. She didn’t know pearl from Steven universe had such a sad backstory.

“I’m actually going to atami too. Want to go together” pearl from Steven universe asked. She had pink hair.

This was definitely a date. Atami smiled at the pinkette “yes please I would love that.”

“I didnt mean to ask you on a date but if you want to it can be one” pearl from Steven universe winked

Huh can you read my mind??” Akemi said

“No you said that out loud. The writer isn’t using quoation marks for dialogue properly”

I don’t know what that means but ok akemi said. Let’s go on a date

The pink haired woman and akane got out of the car and pearl from Steven universe had pink hair. Akemi took her luggage.

Yesss baby let’s drink margeritas on the sand! Wooo!!” And other atami thinks idk I’ve never been there Harrell said

Yes let’s that sounds amazking pearl from Steven univsers said.

The pink haired girl was walking with her new friend on the beach when they saw a strange man lying spread eagle in the sand. They approached him and gwelb was concerned.

Hey sir are you ok?

I’m meowtolaly ok! He said standing up. Hi guys my name is sigma klim from the hit game zero escape virtues last reward

OMG it’s sigma klim from the hit game zero escape virtues last reward!!!

“Hey Sigma, what fun things are there to do in Atami?” Gwen asked.

“I’m flat you asked! Wanna go get drinks with me?” Sigma zero escape offered with a wink.

“NO. We are lesbians.” Pink haired pearl from Steven universe said.

“We are?” Said akemi.

“Yes.” The pinkette answered.

“Woah girlies I didn’t mean it like that. My daughter is lesbian too I support #lgbt rights I’m a proud ally let’s go sistas.” Sigma said. Yes he said the hashtag out loud. “We can go as friends.”

“Well me and this girl here whose name I ever asked are on a date.” Steven universe pearl said.

“In that case, might I recommend you a romantic date spot? There’s a couple’s spa in the hotel if you have a hotel card.” Siggy said

“No we don’t have a hotel card” pearl from zero escape frowned

“It’s ok you can have mine” soggy handed her a hotel card

Are you sure you don’t want it? Akemi asked

“Yes, I’m sure. The truth is, I’d planned to go on a romantic spa date with my wife Diana. But she died. So, I hope the two of you can go in my place and enjoy it for me.”

“Aw, that’s really sad.” The pinkette with pink hair frowned sadly. “I’m sorry Sigma. Yes we will go enjoy the spa For you and your dead wife

akemi and pearl Steven univserse went to the spa. After getting a massage they were sitting in the hot tub together.

“Hey Girl With An Extra Eye And Large Buns I never asked your name, that was kind of rude of me. What is your name and where are you from?” The pink haired Steven universe pearl said.

“I’m an AI born from the wadjet system and also a reptilian,” she winked sexily Mh name is Akemi

“WOW” pink hair said. I’m one of the crystal gems.

“I know.” Akane said.

“Well this is awkward. The pinkette said. Wanna make out?

“Yes please.” Akemi winked at perl from stefan universe

They were both making out when an atami employee yelled at them.

“Hey girls not the time and place! Go get a room!” Falco yelled at them.

“I’m sorry I’m a crystal gem I don’t have any money to afford a hotel room.” Paerl frowned with pink hair.

Oh that’s sad…. Falco frowned. Ok no worries! I will buy you a night at the hotel.

“It’s really funny that I have two more eyes than you do” akemi said to Falco. But thank you for the hotel room

Of course anything for two beautiful wom- wait what was that?? Falco squinted

Nothing anyways can I have your credit card details pleace. Perl smiled evilly. From Steven universe

Ok sounds legit! Faldo gave her his credit card. Pearl and kaniza went shopping before going to their hotel room. They spent a romantic night together and got married the next day

Two weeks later…

What THE Fuck????!!?!? Falco just checked his credit card bill. That’s it I’m calling to dispute these charges

Sir did you purchase fourteen historical replica swords from a sketchy online site? The bank lady asked

No I did NOT!!!!!! Falco screamed. DAMN YOU PEARL STEFAN UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl steven univers laughed evilly many miles away with her many new swords. Her wife also laughed evilly. Pearl had pink hair.

THE END.