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Choi Seungcheul created the group ‘Theater Crew’
Seungcheol added Seungkwan, Soonyoung, Jihoon, Vernon, Seokmin and Chan to ‘Theater Production Crew.’
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Seungkwan: Seungcheol, wtf is this

Seungkwan: Seungcheol, wtf is this

Seungcheol: Kwannie, thats no way to talk to your elders :)

Seungkwan: elders my ass. your only one year older than me and its not like you act that way

Seungcheol: meanie (¬⤙¬ )

Seungkwan: case in point

Seungcheol: fine. be that way but dont complain when i give you the shitties role possible

Seungkwan: what role. in what.

Seungcheol: …

Seungkwan: you better fucking answer me choi seungcheol

Seungchel: go tell chan and soonyoung and seokmin to get their phones.

Seungkwan: Fuck you

Seungcheol: I love you too (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Seokmin: whats this role i hear of?????

Soonyoung: what role are you talking about thats got kwan throwing a fit that you wont tell him

Seungkwan: i am not throwing a fit

Chan: you so are

Seungkwan: am not

Chan: are too

Seungkan: am not

Chan: are too

Seungkwan: shut up chan

Soonyoung: hes currently curled up on the floor staring at his phone

Seungkwan: shut up soonyoung

Chan: never :)

Soonyoung: never :)

Seungkwan: AAAAAAAAARG
Seungkwan: this mf better tell me about this role. Or play. Or whatever tf hes talking about.

Seungcheol: hello my esteemed cast members

Seokmin: ooooooh what cast

Seungkwan: you better not have put me in another random play cheol

Seungcheol: if you had to choose between barbie, west side story, the wizard of oz, mean girls, and phantom of the opera what would you pick

Seokmin: mean girls. regina is a cunty queen

Soonyoung: west side story no questions

Seungkwan: west side story duh

Chan: none :)

Seokmin: why

Chan: because i dont like any of them

Seungkwan: uncultured swine
Seungkwan: get out of my house
Seungkwan: cheol kick him out

Seungcheol: no can do sorry kwan
Seungcheol: but we have 1 mean girls and 2 west side story?

Soonyoung: yuh

Seungcheol: damn. i need more people. where’s Jihoon?

Jihoon: here

Seokmin: Jihoonie!

Jihoon: i vote west side story. less of a hassle

Seungkwan: hassle for what

Jihoon: did you actually not tell them yet

Seungcheol: I may have
Seungcheol: not

Seungkwan: tell us what

Seokmin: tell us what!!!

Seungcheol: i may be the director for the school theater production this year and i need actors and i already know you guys so i may have automatically put you guys in the as participators and jihoon in as the sound and music guy.

Seungkwan: …

Chan: …

Seokmin: ...

Soonyoung: ….

Jihoon: hah
Jihoon: you shocked them into silence cheol
Jihoon: well done

Seongcheol: please don’t come kill me in my sleep

Seungkwan: i would never be so underhanded.
Seungkwan: i would kill you in broad daylight for everyone to see

Seongcheol: oh lord

Chan: is that why you were asking us what play we preferred?

Seungcheol: maybe

Seokmin: welp im not mad at that. i need more first hand experience on my resume anyways

Chan: im not an acting major though? And neither is soonyoung?

Seungcheol: well i figured we could use you guys as like background characters because there are a number of dance sections in musicals anyways and if i really really do need you then you can both sing so it’ll be fine

Soonyoung: wow you put a lot of thought into this

Seungcheol: well being a director is a gold star on my resume even as a film major and the administration trusted me so im not looking to fuck this up

Soonyoung: good point. very responsible of you

Seungcheol: but if you guys have anyone who might be interested in helping do add them

Soonyoung added Jun to “Theater Production Crew”

Soonyoung: he’s a dance major along with me chan and minnie but he’s also doing performing arts so maybe he can act?

Jun: Hello? What is this?

Soonyoung: Hi Jun! This is a group that Seungcheol (you might know him) created for the school west side story production this year. Would you be interested in joining as a background or you can try out for an actual role?

Jun: Oh! Hi! Thanks for adding me. I would love to participate! I don’t know much about west side story but I will research and get back to you?

Soonyoung: Sure!

Jun: Thank you!

Jihoon: well he seems adorably pure

Chan: he is. it’s like he knows nothing about the world.

Seungcheol: well, thank you for that.

Jihoon: don’t let the twins corrupt him
Jihoon: or even find out about him for that matter

Seokmin: oooh lets add them. im sure they would love to help :)

Seungcheol: no
Seungcheol: they would not help

Seokmin: but Jeonghannie could help with sets and things and shua-hyung could help with advertising (probably)

Jihoon: he does make a good argument cheol
Jihoon: and you do need more people
Jihoon: your not in the position to dispute this either

Seungcheol: *sigh* I know

Seungkwan: I know he did not just type that out

Chan: oh he so did

Seokmin: he’s becoming an old man lmao

Seungcheol: ANYWAYS
Seungcheol: add them if you want

Seokmin: yayyy

Seokmin added Joshua and Jeonghan to ‘Theater Production Crew’

Joshua: whats up minions

Jihoon: i'm not your minion

Jeonghan: of course not jihoonie :)

Jihoon changed Jeonghan's name to Devil #1
Jihoon changed Joshua's name to Devil #2
Jihoon: how fitting for you two ;)

Devil #1: ah yes
Devil #1: the devils sha’ll tango
Devil #1: shua, catch my drift?

Devil #2: oh hell yea

Seokmin: i can’t tell if their dating or not

Seungcheol: Take your horny asses out of this chat

Devil #1: gladly

Devil #2: of course

Vernon: ya’ll need to stop blowing up my notifs
Vernon: i need sleep

Seungkwan: are you sleeping in your photography room again?
Seungkwan: i told you to nap in a actual bed Hansol, or at least stick a mattress in there or something

Vernon: meh
Vernon: the floor is comfy

Seungkwan: fucking barbarian
Seungkwan: open the door asshole, im not going to wait out here forever
Seungkwan: why did you even lock it

Soonyoung: so you wouldn’t go bother him like the pesky bish you are

Seungkwan: oh i am coming for your head kwon soonyoung

Soonyoung: your’e welownejs asuhfdfs

Vernon: thanks bro

Jihoon: what happened to him

Seokmin: Seungkwan flew at him from nowhere

Jihoon: gotcha

Seungcheol: why did i make this chat guys

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Theater Crew - (Devils and crack) (3)

Vernon: hypothetically, if one was running from the cops, where would they hide? hypothetically

Devil #2: depends on where you are and why your hiding

Vernon: well, let's say you're near campus but you don’t want to lead them to your dorm?

Devil #1: then come to ours

Vernon: thanks jeonghannie

Devil #1: of course :) we will always assist you in illegal activities. 

Devil #2: but why are you running from the cops

Vernon: ill tell you later when i'm not in imminent danger of being arrested

Vernon: let me in

Devil #2: roger

Theater Crew - (BooSeokSoon Madness) (3)

Seungkwan: someone tell soonyoung to shut tf up

Seokmin: please 

Seungkwan: i need my beauty sleep

Seokmin: beauty sleep my ass

Seokmin: i need regular people sleep

Seungkwan: you need a better sleep schedule 

Seokmin: don’t speak about what you don’t know

Seungkwan: i know that you were watching youtube videos before i texted this chat

Seokmin: fuck off 

Seungkwan: gladly

Jihoon: it’s fucking 2am why are you texting

Seungkwan: like you were asleep either

Seungkwan: everybody knows that you practically live in the studio

Jihoon: blame this time on that fucker seungcheol. 

Jihoon: im staying up to finish the guide tracks for the play

Seokmin: rough

Seokmin: i just couldn’t sleep

Seokmin: imagine having to do actual work

Jihoon: imagine actually having passing grades

Seokmin: …

Seokmin: ass

Jihoon: heh

Seungkwan: let's please get back to the og topic

Seungkwan: somebody shut soonyoung up

Jihoon: what is he even doing

Seokmin: oh lord

Seungkwan: running around the dorm in a tiger suit and singing karaoke 

Jihoon: hah 

Jihoon: sounds like a you problem 

Seungkwan: if you're not going to help, get out 

Jihoon: no problem :) 

Seokmin: what are we supposed to do though

Seokmin: i fear going out there means we will be dragged into whatever he’s doing 

Seungkwan: i have an exam tomorrow I can’t do that 

Seungkwan: you do it you're already awake

Seokmin: you are too

Seungkwan: no i’m not

Seokmin: …

Seokmin: for christs sake 

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Seungkwan: he shut up thank god

Seokmin: thank me not god

Seungkwan: never

Seungkwan: what did you do

Seokmin: I took the microphone and kicked him out and locked the door

Theater Crew - (tracking your children is a parent thing) (3)

Devil #1: what even is life

Seungcheol: Hannie, did you fail your exams again?

Devil #1: no i didn’t how dare you

Devil #2: yes he did

Devil #1: shut up Joshua 

Seungcheol: You were studying so hard yesterday, how did you fail?

Devil #2: who told you he was studying: 

Seungcheol: He did

Devil #2: Oh, poor, innocent Seungcheol. 

Devil #2: you must learn to never trust Jeonghan. 

Seungcheol: So he wasn’t studying? 

Devil #1: i may have not been studying

Seungcheol: Then why did you tell me you were?

Devil #1: it feels like i’m talking to my mother

Devil #2: i know right

Seungcheol: You guys are texting, not talking. 

Seungcheol: Jeonghan, answer my question.

Devil #2: so commanding

Devil #1: hot

Seungcheol: Answer. The. Question.

Devil #1: Me and shua were trying to get answers from Vernon about why he was running from the cops

Seungcheol: He was running from the cops?!

Devil #2: Backread

Seungcheol: brb

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Seungcheol: So he crashed at your place? 

Devil #2: yup

Devil #2: we never got answers though he left this morning after we kept pestering him

Seungcheol: I would too

Devil #1: traitor

Devil #2: whatever he did though, it probably wasn’t the worst thing considering he wasn’t panicking. 

Devil #1: but knowing vernon it could have also been so bad that he didn’t want to talk about it 

Devil #2: like robbery

Devil #1: or drinking

Devil #2: or drunk driving

Devil #1: but he doesn’t have a car

Devil #2: good point

Devil #2: he could have stolen a car

Devil #1: true true 

Seungcheol: Stop it, you're stressing me out

Seungcheol: it probably wasn’t even that bad

Devil #1: why don’t we just ask him

Devil #2: let's kidnap him

Devil #1: excellent suggestion 

Seungcheol: Let’s not

Seungcheol: You don’t even know where he is

Devil #1: say’s who 

Devil #2: we can track his phone

Seungcheol: Why?

Devil #1: because parents take care of their children

Seungcheol: You aren’t his parents

Devil #1: how dare you 

Devil #2: why would you say that 

Seungcheol: What? 

Devil #2: now he’s going to have an existential crisis over not being a father anymore

Devil #2: i don’t wanna deal with that

Devil #2: i'm gonna go crash at someone's dorm

Seungcheol: aren’t you supposed to take care of your bestfriend shua?

Devil #2: he’ll be fine 

Seungcheol: …if you say so

Devil #2: i do say so 

Seungcheol: What are we going to do about Vernon though? 

Devil #2: I dunno

Devil #2: maybe i’ll try to find him instead of going to seokmins dorm

Seokmin: why were you going to crash my dorm?

Devil #2: because Mingyu can cook like a god 

Seokmin: true dat

Seungcheol: Who’s Mingyu?

Devil #2: a guy I met through seokmin

Devil #2: he’s like a giant puppy but cooks really good food

Devil #2: also an engineering major so maybe he can help with the sets and stuff for the play

Seungcheol: ask him

Devil #2: kk

Devil #2: seok im on my way

Seokmin: there’s nothing I can do to stop you is there

Devil #2: nope ( - u - )  

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Devil #2: open the door bish

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Amurica - (american freedom) (2)

Devil #2 to Vernon

Devil #2: hey bro

Vernon: yo

Vernon changed Devil #2 to Joshua

Vernon: what’s up

Joshua: what did you do?

Vernon: nothing

Joshua: liar

Joshua: you either did something embarrassing or entirely illegal

Vernon: i did both

Joshua: spill

Vernon: …

Vernon: no telling

Vernon: seungcheol will actually dismember me

Joshua: never man 

Vernon: good

Vernon: so basically i was high. Like really high. I was sitting on the bridge thats like just outside of campus yk and just staring at the sky because my head wasnt working properly and then ig someone called the police because then I was being escorted off the railing and sat down on the ground and asked why i wanted to jump. I told them i didn’t and that the person who called probably just overreacted but my brain was still muddled and i felt like i was talking kind of slurred and they noticed so they asked if i was drunk and i said no and then realized that i probably shouldn’t tell the cops that im high so i ran away and then they started yelling at me and then i was sitting in a bush in the middle of the woods while i texted our group chat because I panicked. And then you and jeonghannie started pushing and i got scared that you would tattle on me for being high so i ran away and basically have been jumping between peoples dorms and my photography room. 

Joshua: …

Vernon: Josh? 

Joshua: i can’t believe you were so worried about this

Vernon: hey

Vernon: dont belittle my feelings

Joshua: sorry sorry

Joshua: but you know that we would never turn you in or anything like that right? 

Vernon: i know

Vernon: i was just paranoid

Joshua: thats fair

Joshua: where'd you get weed from

Vernon: some other photography student on campus

Vernon: cheap premium stuff too 

Joshua: gimme some later
Joshua: whenever you come out of hiding

Vernon: sure thing 

Vernon: and don’t tell Seungcheol 

Vernon: he would actually kill me

Joshua: oh no yea you would be dead on the spot 

Theater Crew - (running from responsibilities does not mean you can run from jihoon) (7)

Jihoon: anyone seen fucking vernon?

Soonyoung: someones angry

Seungcheol: Why do you need Vernon? 

Jihoon: shut up soonyoung

Jihoon: im supposed to tutor him for our music production class but the little shit didn’t show

Seungcheol: He supposedly crashed at Shua and Jeonghans place yesterday and then left

Seungcheol: Shua said he was going to look for him yesterday but he never got back to me on that 

Seungcheol: he also said that he was going to ask some guy in engineering if he could help build the sets

Seokmin: oh mingyu? 

Seokmin added Mingyu to ‘Theater Production Crew’

Seokmin: just ask him now

Mingyu: seok did you add me to another random group chat

Seungcheol: Hi Mingyu. You might not know me, but I was wondering if you wanted to help build sets for the theater production this year?

Mingyu: Oh, hey Seungcheol! Yea, I would love to. I was going to ask anyway so I'm glad you reached out.

Seokmin: he didn’t reach out

Seungcheol: Oh, cool! Glad to hear it! If you know anyone else that may be interested in participating, please let me know or add them here. 

Mingyu: will do!

Seokmin: don’t ignore me

Mingyu: i ignore you everyday 

Seokmin: exactly

Jihoon: I NEED VERNON

Jihoon: I HAVE SHIT TO DO TODAY 

Soonyoung: like what?

Jihoon: like making all the tracks and bgm for the fucking play

Jihoon: and all my coursework which includes making a whole guide song for class

Jihoon: which is something I haven’t even started yet because I am sitting in the library waiting for this fucker to show

Seungcheol: Ask Joshua, I say again.

Seungcheol: He said he was going to find him yesterday

Jihoon: did he disappear or something? 

Seungcheol: apparently he was being chased by the cops and then crashed and the devil twins dorm and then skedaddled after they kept pestering him about why he was being chased by the cops

Jihoon: what did he do to be chased by the cops?

Seungcheol: Nobody knows. 

Seungcheol: Except maybe Joshua.

Devil #2: I do not know where Vernon is or what he could have done to be chased by the cops.

Jihoon: why did he use proper punctuation and capitalization

Seungcheol: you know something hong jisoo

Devil #1: yes he does 

Devil #1: he's sitting on the bed staring at his phone like it's going to explode in his hand

Devil #2: shut the fuck up

Devil #2: you know nothing about me 

Jihoon: tell me where vernon is right now, or I swear to god I will come and rip all of your limbs off starting with your ears so that you can’t hear your beloved boyfriend scream when I dismember the rest of you. 

Seungcheol: Thank you for that, Jihoon. Maybe you should set the phone down and i’ll bring you Vernon when I find him or send someone to bring him to you. 

 Devil #1: you can’t order us around

Seungcheol: Who said it was going to be you two? I have a lot of people I can ask. 

Devil #2: it’s always us 

Seungcheol: True.

Seungcheol: Joshua, go bring him out of whatever hole he’s hiding in. I can’t have my cast failing classes. Not a good look. 

Theater Crew - (relationship problem are not my problems) (7)

Seungkwan: does anyone know why vernon has been avoiding me? 

Jihoon: no one cares about your relationship problems kwan

Seungkwan: shut up i’m like genuinely worried that i did something

Seungkwan: everytime i see him he runs the other way with his tail between his legs and won't talk to me and he doesn’t have any friends so i can’t even ask them 

Jihoon: you do realize that he has friends right

Seungkwan: besides our group?

Jihoon: i never said that 

Seungkwan: exactly

Chan: maybe he's just been tired lately 

Seungkwan: but he’s usually cling if he's tired

Soonyoung: maybe its related to why he was running from the cops

Seungkwan: he was running from the cops?!

Chan: he was running from the cops? 

Mingyu: who was running from the cops?

Wonwoo: why was he running from the cops?

Jihoon: is that why he was late to our tutoring session? 

Soonyoung: Jesus, do none of you read this chat?

Chan: not really

Seungkwan: not lately

Wonwoo: i have notifications off

Mingyu: i just got here 

Jihoon: no

Soonyoung: go and backread

Soonyoung: all of you 

Soonyoung: right now

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Seungkwan: i can’t believe he was running from the cops

Jihoon: i guess he's not as innocent as we thought he was

Chan: i just thought he was clueless tbh 

Seungkwan: well he obviously did something to deserve being chased by cops 

Seungcheol: Joshua, I know you know something. Your never this quiet when people are insulting someone else.

Devil #2: you act like i'm some kind of devil 

Seungcheol: Look at your username 

Devil #2: and i know nothing 

Devil #2: i don’t know why he’s avoiding seungkwan, but I do know why he was running from the cops. However, he told me in confidence, and I’m not about to break that so if you wanna know, go ask him yourselves. 

Seungkwan: why won't he tell me though? We tell each other everything, genuinely. 

Devil #2: i think i know why he doesn't but that’s not my place to tell you, kwan

Seungkwan: where is he

Seungkwan: i am so done with this

Chan: he’s in our dorm having floor time

Jihoon: floor time? 

Mingyu: floor time!

Mingyu: you lay on the floor and contemplate life

Mingyu: so underrated 10/10 recommend

Jihoon: i wont ask in the future 

Mingyu: :( 

Seungkwan: i'm on my way chan be prepared 

Chan: how much do I need to prepare 

Seungkwan: depending on how this goes, it will either be code brownies or code tangerines. 

Chan: roger

Chan: will prepare for both 

Seungkwan: good man

Wonwoo: do i even want to know

Seungkwan: maybe 

Chan: code brownies is crying 

Chan: code tangerines is inconsolably sad

Chan: snot, tears, the works

Wonwoo: good to know 

Seungkwan: let me in

Chan: yup 

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Theater Crew - (mixing love and weed) (7)

Vernon: help 

Vernon: i killed someone 

Devil #1: add that to the list of vernons potential crimes 

Soonyoung: who did you kill 

Vernon: why is there a list of potential crimes i have commited

Devil #1: because you never told us what you did when you were running from the cops so we just speculated 

Vernon: fair

Vernon: but back on track

Vernon: i killed seungkwan

Soonyoung: he's probably just being dramatic 

Vernon: but like i was talking and he just collapsed and hit his head on the floor and wont wake up

Vernon: i need to graduate school guys 

Vernon: i can’t have murder on my record

Chan: Seungkwan isn’t dead 

Chan: Vernon just made the mistake of telling him about a certain hobby and his undying love for him in the same sentence

Soonyoung: what hobby 

Vernon: hold up 

Vernon created the group ‘weed as a hobby’ 

Vernon added Devil #1, Devil #2, Jun, Wonwoo, Soonyoung, Jihoon, Chan, Seungkwan, Seokmin, and Mingyu

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weed as a hobby - (weed as a hobby) (11)

Vernon: ok so 

Wonwoo: why did you add me to another chat

Mingyu: why am I in a chat called weed as a hobby

Vernon: so i can talk about weed without having Seungcheol hounding me

Jihoon: why are we talking about weed

Vernon: because that’s why I was running from the cops 

Mingyu: You smoke weed?!

Vernon: I just happened to be caught this time 

Jihoon: so vernon is a druggie?

Vernon: a conscious druggie

Soonyoung: wait so you told Seungkwan that you do weed and then also told him that you love him in the same sentence

Vernon: yes

Jihoon: yea that will take him out 

Jihoon: that man is madly in love with you

Vernon: he’s what

Chan: oh you broke vernon

Jihoon: did he not know or…

Soonyoung: nah they’ve been dancing around each other for god knows how long

Vernon: he’s what 

Chan: he’s in love with you 

Vernon: ah shit

Chan: well he’s gone

Chan: bolted out the door as soon as he sent that text 

Soonyoung: have fun with getting them in the vicinity of each other

Chan: why 

Jihoon: because those two avoid their problems like the plague 

Chan: fuck me

Jihoon: no

Jihoon: i fuck soonyoung 

Soonyoung: …

Chan: …

Chan: what 

SOON to be a typHOON - (fri(end)s with benefits) (2)

Soonyoung: i thought we agreed to not tell them

Jihoon: meh

Jihoon: they would have found out anyways

Soonyoung: not really

Soonyoung: you rarely come out of the studio bitch how would they have found out

Jihoon: you and your loud ass mouth 

Soonyoung: fuck you

Jihoon: we could do that too

Soonyoung: oh my god 

Jihoon: who cares if they know anyways 

Jihoon: we were going to tell them eventually 

Soonyoung: but you left them hanging

Soonyoung: now their going to come prod at me because they don’t dare poke the dragon's lair

Jihoon: fuck off 

Soonyoung: it’s truuuuuuue though 

Jihoon: then deal with it

Soonyoung: you would leave me alone with this problem 

Jihoon: yes i would 

Soonyung: …

Soonyoung: why do i let you fuck me

Jihoon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Theater Crew - (introductions) (13)

Seungcheol: Anybody know someone who can make costumes for the play?

Chan: no 

Devil #1: no 

Devil #2: no 

Seokmin: no

Soonyoung: no

Mingyu: no, sorry

Wonwoo: no

Jihoon: no 

Seungcheol: Gee thanks guys 

Devil #2: no problem 

Jun: I know someone but i have to ask him 

Seungcheol: Please do. I have barely any cast and no costumes and no set. 

Seungcheol: Speaking of sets, Mingyu, are you still on board with that?

Mingyu: of course

Mingyu: just give me a time and location 

Jun: he said he could do costumes 

Seungcheol: great 

Seungcheol: add him please

Jun added Minghao to ‘Theater Production Crew’

Minghao: hey bitches

Minghao: and Jun

Devil #1: i like you 

Jihoon: me too 

Mingyu: all he said was hey bitches????

Jihoon: exactly 

Jihoon: i vibe 

Minghao: so i’m making costumes for west side story? 

Seungcheol: If you could be so inclined, then yes

Minghao: well im here aren’t I?

Soonyoung: so snappy minghao

Minghao: oh hey soonyoung

Minghao: didn’t know you were here 

Chan: im here too!

Minghao: hey chan

Mingyu: me toooo

Minghao: who 

Mingyu: hey

Mingyu: we literally dorm together 

Minghao: i have no idea who you are

Wonwoo: Minghao 

Minghao: fine

Minghao: hi mingyu 

Mingyu: hihihiiii

Minghao: you got quite the cast here Seungcheol

Wonwoo: not of my own will 

Seungcheol: You are here of your own will, Wonwoo

Wonwoo: not really

Wonwoo: i just got added and then never got a proper role so

Seungcheol: Well you're our technical guy.

Seungcheol: lights and shit

Wonwoo: good to know 

Seungcheol: Does everyone else know their roles?

Devil #1: no

Devil #2: yes

Jun: no  

Soonyoung: kinda

Jihoon: yes

Seokmin: no

Minghao: yes

Mingyu: yes

Seungkwan: no

Vernon: no

Chan: no

Seungcheol: Oh lord 

Seungcheol: ok lets just go around and introduce ourselves and i’ll tell you your role if you don’t have one 

Seungcheol: Han, go first

Devil #1: Hi, i’m jeonghan and i’m majoring in interior design. Me and joshua are dating so don’t try to be sweet unless you want to be our third :) 

Chan: i genuinely don’t know if they're dating or not 

Seungcheol: they’re not 

Seungcheol: they’ve been like this since forever, it’s just how they are 

Jihoon: ew

Devil #2: i would love Jihoon as our third

Jihoon: go fuck yourselves 

Seungcheol: back on track

Seungcheol: Jeonghan is going to be helping with sets

Devil #1: and i guess i’m doing sets for the play.

Devil #2: Hi, i’m jisoo but call me josh or joshua. I am majoring in international communications and am Hannie's bestie. I’m helping with advertising for the play. 

Devil #1: so vanilla 

Devil #2: shut ur trap 

Jun: Hi, I’m jun! I am majoring in Dance and Performing Arts along with Soonyoung and Chan, and Minghao is the love of my life. I am happy to be here and I am helping with background roles?

Jun: I think? 

Seungcheol: Jun you will be doing ensemble when we have dance numbers and switching off between being a Shark and a Jet

Jun: Ok! 

Soonyoung: Wassup

Soonyoung: I'm Soonyoung and I am majoring in Dance and Performing dance with jun and chan and I am doing ensemble also. 

Seungkwan: literally no one cares

Soonyoung: i was literally asked to do this kwan

Soonyoung: keep your opinions to yourself 

Seungkwan: never 

Seungcheol: Wonwoo go next

Wonwoo: Wonwoo, Computer Science and Game Design Major. I’m doing tech and lighting. 

Soonyoung: snappy

Jihoon: Jihoon, Music Production Major. I'm doing soundtracks, BGM, and sound effects. 

Soonyoung: where's the passion 

Jihoon: up my ass 

Mingyu: hi, im mingyu! gyu to my friends, and i’m majoring in architecture and engineering! I’m going to help build sets along with jeonghan

Chan: do we get to call you gyu? 

Mingyu: if you want to!

Devil #1: we’re not your friends though 

Mingyu: ummm…

Seungcheol: Moving on

Minghao: hello bitches, im minghao and i'm majoring in Art and Fashion.

Devil #1: snappy

Devil #2: i like him 

Devil #1: let's make him our third

Seungkwan: shouldn’t you guys be focusing on finding a first? 

Seungcheol: take your searches elsewhere 

Devil #1: never

Minghao: I’m helping with costumes and Jun is the love of my life so don’t fuck with him.

Devil #2: nevermind

Seokmin: hihi! I’m Seokmin and I'm majoring in Acting and Theater! I don't know what role I'm playing but I'm happy with anything!

Seungcheol: I will get back to you on that, Seok just give me a couple more weeks. 

Seokmin: oki

Seungkwan: Hi, I'm Seungkwan and I'm majoring in Acting and Beauty Therapy. I’m helping with makeup and I also auditioned but don’t know what I got.

Soonyoung: nothing about vernon?

Seungkwan: What about him? 

Soonyoung: the fact that you're practically dating but neither of you will actually say it

Seungkwan: we are not 

Soonyoung: he literally drops off lunch for you at the theater everyday 

Seungkwan: you literally do the same thing for Jihoon???

Soonyoung: because the man needs to eat and god knows he won’t do it on his own

Soonyoung: and I don’t show up to his dorm with exactly 13 peeled oranges every morning at 6:00 am before he leaves for class simply because I know he likes oranges

Soonyoung: and I don’t wait for him after class and theater every single fucking day to the point that the director gave him a pass because he thought he lost his

Seungkwan: …

Seungkwan: you know what??

Seungkwan: shut the fuck up soonyoung

Seungkwan: you know absolutely nothing about me and definitely not enough to grant having any input whatsoever on my feelings or my relationship problems! Hell, they aren't even relationship problems! I’m not in a goddamn relationship! So if you know what’s good for you, you will fuck off and not meddle with my issues. 

Seungcheol: Ok, kwan why don’t you take a break from the phone and take a walk or something 

Seungkwan: i can walk off a bridge 

Seungcheol: Actually, don’t take a walk. 

Seungcheol: stay inside and away from your phone instead, and just cool down okay? 

Seungkwan: fuck off

Devil #1: ah, the moody teenage years 

Devil #1: don’t worry cheol, it’ll pass

Seungcheol: shut up you two 

Seungcheol: vernon, do your introduction

Vernon: um, hi i’m vernon and majoring in photography and music production along with jihoon. Im helping with the music a little and doing a video recording for the final shows. 

Chan: aren’t you going to tell them that your high half the time

Vernon: and i'm high half the time 

Chan: he’s a very harmless druggie guys don’t worry

Seungcheol: Vernon, why are you doing drugs? 

Vernon: oh shit

Vernon: i forgot there was a reason i never talked about it on here

Seungcheol: I am coming for your ass 

Vernon: i’ll be hiding

Vernon: good luck finding me 

Seungcheol: or i’ll come for your weed 

Vernon: actually, come for me instead

Devil #1: Seungcheol 

Devil #1: let chan do his introduction 

Devil #1: then go find Vernon and his weed

Seungcheol: Your right. Sorry Chan, go ahead.

Chan: Hi, I'm chan. I'm majoring in dance with soonyoung and jun and photography with vernon. I guess i'm doing ensemble for the cast, so like Jets and Sharks and whatever other performance numbers you guys need dancers for.

Seungcheol: thank you chan

Seungcheol: could you do me a favor and hold vernon down if he’s with you?

Chan: sorry, no can do

Chan: weed buddies for life

Devil #2: you don’t even take it 

Chan: but i'm there so accomplice by association 

Jihoon: Josh why would you know that 

Devil #2: No reason 

Chan: actually there is a reason 

Devil #2: shut it 

Chan: heh

Chan: sureeeee

Chan: good blackmail anyways 

Devil #2: i hate you 

Chan: no you don’t 

Devil #2: no i don’t 

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Theater Crew - (glee club )(11)

Soonyoung: truth or dare 

Wonwoo: why are you playing truth or dare 

Soonyoung: glee club meeting

Mingyu: i thought glee club was like an actual club????

Soonyoung: nah

Soonyoung: me chan and seok spent last meeting belting karaoke while jihoon had a nap and the devils made out in the corner 

Mingyu: are they dating 

Mingyu: someone please clear this up for me 

Chan: nah, they’re just horny besties who kiss because they can’t pull anyone 

Devil #1: fuck off chan

Devil #1: i can pull whoever i want, thank you very much

Devil #2: not without acting on your little crush, you can't 

Devil #1: keep your mouth shut for your own good joshua hong

Chan: oooooo jeonghannie has a cruuuuushhhh

Devil #1: we are off topic and will not be discussing this further 

Chan: fine

Chan: i will find out though 

Devil #1: no you wont

Devil #2: it’s not that hard to figure out, what with the way you stare at him 

Devil #1: i am so strangling you

Chan: anyways

Chan: soonyoung, don’t act like you and jihoon weren’t cuddled half the time

Soonyoung: fuck off 

Chan: never

Chan: but i pick dare

Soonyoung: shut up you can’t comment 

Seokmin: dare

Soonyoung: Neither can you!!!!!

Soonyoung: You're both sitting right next to me!!!!

Vernon: dare

Seungkwan: dare

Devil #1: truth

Devil #1: i need blackmail material 

Devil #2: dare

Jun: dare

Minghao: i'm with jeonghan 

Minghao: blackmail on top 

Jun: that’s not very nice hao :( 

Minghao: im sorry love, i didn’t mean to make you sad 

Minghao: sorry Jeonghan, i vote dare 

Devil #1: traitor 

Soonyoung: why does everyone want me to do dare 

Chan: because we want to see you suffer

Soonyoung: asshole 

Soonyoung: fine

Soonyoung: dare 

Chan: yessssss

Chan: i dare you to kiss Jihoon 

Soonyoung: what the fuck 

Soonyoung: is this the way of you bringing up what he said like a week and half ago

Chan: maybe 

Soonyoung: welp

Soonyoung: i told him it would bite him in the ass 

Devil #2: at least you don’t have to go very far

Soonyoung: yes yes fine shut up

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Chan: well that’s something I never want to see again 

Minghao: what happened 

Seokmin: Basically Soonyoung went over to Jihoon and just straight up kissed him. Like, grabbed-his chin-and-smashed-their-mouths-together kissed him. And jihoon freaking leaned into it. Like, his phone would have hit the floor if it didn’t land in his lap, and they ended up making out for like a full 5 minutes. Like they forgot we existed entirely.  

Devil #1: it was kinda gross

Seokmin: you can’t even speak 

Seokmin: you spend half your life kissing shua 

Devil #1: i will not deny that 

Chan: gross 

Soonyoung: chan truth or dare 

Chan: you can’t just change the subject from what we just witnessed 

Soonyoung: what did you witness 

Devil #1: you and jihoon making out for 5 not-so-straight minutes 

Soonyoung: i have no idea what youre talking about

Chan: sure you don’t 

Soonyoung: Seokmin, truth or dare

Seokmin: oh like hell we’re skipping over that kiss 

Seokmin: It was like you kiss him all the time!!!

Jihoon: what if he does 

Soonyoung: what if I do  

Seokmin: SEE!?

Chan: yall need some help 

Chan: why aren’t you just dating 

Soonyoung: nah not looking for anything serious

Devil #2: wow 

Jihoo: ditto with soon

Devil #2: yall are fucked up 

Jihoon: like you two aren’t a walking hot mess 

Devil #1: a HOT mess 

Devil #2: not what he meant babe 

Devil #1: i know

Devil #1: but it’s true, no? 

Devil #2: hell yea 

Minghao: gross 

Minghao: no pda in this chat

Chan: soonyoung we will be talking about this later 

jihoons little helpers - (jihoons little helpers) (3)

Jihoon: he kissed me 

Devil #1: we know 

Devil #2: we were there 

Jihoon: but like

Jihoon: he never kisses me unless we’re banging 

Devil #1: well, you did commit yourself to being fuck buddies when your in love with him so 

Devil #2: that’s kinda your fault 

Devil #1: and it was a dare 

Jihoon: he literally said that he’s not looking for anything serious 

Jihoon: i could cry right now 

Devil #1: queen never cry 

Jihoon: i said I could

Jihoon: not that i would 

Devil #2: why don’t you just tell him that you like him 

Jihoon: never 

Devil #1: what if we tell him that you like him 

Jihoon: you wouldn’t 

Devil #1: we would 

Jihoon: i will come for your head 

Devil #2: i would like to see you try 

Jihoon: look out your window 

Devil #1: oh fuck 

leaderz - (fucked up) (2)

Soonyoung: i fucked up

Seungcheol: How?

Soonyoung: i told jihoon that i didn’t want anything serious

Seungcheol: Ok….

Soonyoung: oh my god cheol

Soonyoung: i do want something serious 

Soonyoung: but then i kissed because of a fucking dare and i hate myself for it

Soonyoung: and he agreed that he doesn’t want anything serious 

Soonyoung: what do i doooo

Seungcheol: why you just talk to him 

Soonyoung: never 

Seungcheol: Then i don’t know how to help you 

Soonyoung: Seungcheolllllll

Seungcheol: You have to want to help yourself before I can help you 

Soonyoung: but isn’t there a way to fix it without telling him???

Seungcheol: Literally no

Soonyoung: AAAAAGGHGHGHGHG

the 95’s -  (a fool around you) (3)

Seungcheol: soonyoung keeps complaining about how he fucked up with jihoon

Devil #2: oh wonderful 

Devil #1: Jihoon is crying about how soonyoung doesn’t want anything serious 

Seungcheol: So they’re just idiots dancing around each other?

Devil #1: yup

Devil #2: like kwan and sollie 

Seungcheol: wonderful 

Devil #1: they wouldn’t be if we could

Devil #1: help them a bit 

Devil #1: give them a little push, y’know?

Devil #2: maybe set up a fake glee club meeting?

Devil #1: maybe have just them show up? 

Devil #2: maybe lock them in the room until they figure it out? 

Seungcheol: you two are diabolical 

Devil #1: but you love us :) 

Seungcheol: yup 

Devil #2: i’ll start planning 

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Jihoons little helpers - (decapitation is legal) (3)

Jihoon: i am going to kill both of you 

Devil #1: uri jihoon is so violent

Jihoon: count your fucking hour’s yoon jeonghan 

Devil #1: what about shua???

Jihoon: im going to kill you first and then joshua 

Jihoon: so he has a little more time

Devil #2: ass 

Jihoon: that i do have 

TripleS – (love-hate relationship) (2)

Soonyoung: you are all conniving snakes

Seokmin: hah

Seokmin: i hope you workout out things with your fuckbuddy

Soonyoung: your an asshole 

Theater Crew - (secrets) (9)

Seungcheol: did they like die or something 

Devil #1: it is totally possible that they murdered each other 

Seungcheol: Dear god, I hope they didn’t. 

Devil #2: Aw, Cheollie cares for his dongsaengs

Seungcheol: I do not want to have to find another music guy 

Devil #2: never mind 

Vernon: I did see Jihoon earlier today, but not soonyoung

Seokmin: I’ve seen soonyoung, but not jihoon

Devil #1: well that accounts for the scenario where they killed each other out of spite 

Seungcheol: So, they’re probably just avoiding each other. 

Devil #2: i wonder why

Seokmin: that’s the stupidest thing to ever come out of your mouth 

Devil #2: i expected more from you, son

Seungcheol: He’s not your son, Joshua

Seungcheol: I feel like we’ve been over this

Devil #2: I raised him

Devil #2: how dare you try to take away my child 

Devil #2: Seungcheol is a kidnapper

Devil #2: We have a kidnapper on the loose, warn your friends!

Wonwoo: noted 

Minghao: yup

Jun: aw, i liked him :(

Minghao: how dare you make junnie sad 

Minghao: i am coming for your heads 

Jun: it’s not that serious, love

Minghao: if you say so, babe

Wonwoo: the change in minghao’s personality is giving me whiplash

Minghao: i hope the whiplash breaks your neck

Wonwoo: see?

Seungcheol: In all seriousness though, I do need Jihoon. I need to go over the final tracks with him. 

Jihoon: they’re done

Devil #1: Jihoon-a!

Jihoon: stay away from me vermin

Devil #2: aw, don’t be like that 

Devil #1: yeah we're sorry :(

Jihoon: no you aren’t 

Seungcheol: They aren’t 

Devil #1: i am offended that you would throw us under the bus 

Seungcheol: he deserves to know the truth after what you two pulled 

Jihoon: I’ll send you the track’s Cheol

Seungcheol: thanks 

Seungcheol: But back on track. Are you and soonyoung avoiding each other? 

Jihoon: no comment 

Devil #1: Did he do something? 

Devil #2: Did he hurt you? like emotionally? or even physically though i think you could beat him in a fight 

Jihoon: ….not necessarily 

Devil #1: i swear to god if your lying lee jihoon i will find out and beat that man to a pulp 

Jihoon: I’m not 

Jihoon: he didn’t do anything 

Jihoon: per say 

Jihoon: i was just stupid

Devil #1: aren’t you always 

Jihoon: gee thanks 

Devil #1: always angel :D

SOON to be a typHOON (come back?) (2)

Soonyoung: Jihoon? 

Soonyoung: i’m sorry, really

Soonyoung: I didn’t mean to scare you off or come on too strong, seriously

Soonyoung: we can just pretend it never happened, seriously 

Soonyoung: I promise, we can just go back to how things were 

Soonyoung: or we don’t even have to do that

Soonyoung: we can just pretend that we never knew each other at all, if you want

Soonyoung: jihoon? 

Soonyoung: just please say something

Soonyoung: please

Soonyoung: I’m sorry

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Jihoon’s minions (ice cream therapy) (3)

Jihoon: can i come over 

Jihoon: soonyoung is blowing up my phone

Devil #1: cookie dough ice cream and stranger things? 

Jihoon: yea

Devil #2: on it 

Jihoon: thanks

Devil #1: of course

Devil #2: always

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Theater Crew (9)

Chan: Seungkwan, for the love of god please respond to vernon

Chan: he’s blowing up my phone 

Seungkwan: no 

Chan: PLEASE
Chan: you have ghosted the man for like a week

Chan: i will do literally anything for you to talk to him

Seungkwan: anything?

Seokmin: oooh that’s dangerous territory chan

Mingyu: yeah he’ll make you do literally anything

Seokmin: experience?

Mingyu: yeah

Seokmin: dw me too hun it’s okay

Seokmin: we can trauma bond

Wonwoo: that’s not the correct use of the word trauma bond

Seokmin: nerd

Wonwoo: that’s rude 

Seokmin: and i’m gay

Seokmin: what’s new 

Devil #2: aww did my baby just come out to us? 

Devil #2: i’m so proud of you honey

Seungcheol: Are we going to have this conversation again, shua?

Devil #1: No, because you are going to leave him alone. 

Devil #1: are WE going to have this conversation again, Seungcheol?

Seokmin: uh oh

Seokmin: jeonghan used proper grammar on his name 

Minghao: rip cheol 

Seungcheol: No, sir

Devil #1: ….good

Seungcheol: anyways

Seungcheol: didn’t we already know that Seokmin was homosexual? 

Seokmin: that’s such an old ass term

Seokmin: just call me fruit loop

Minghao: because you're fruity?

Seokmin: yes! 

Minghao: wow so creative 

Seokmin: wow so dry

Seungcheol: Okay, let’s just say congrats Seokmin. Thanks for coming out to us, and I'm happy you feel safe here. 

Seokmin: men

Seokmin: wasn’t too hard

Seokmin: yall are all raging homosexuals so 

Seungcheol: you literally just told me to stop using that word

Seungcheol: why do you get to use it?

Seokmin: because your old and i’m not so it’s better when i use it 

Seungcheol: what

Seungcheol: that makes no sense

Minghao: ah yes, the older generations never understand us youngsters

Seungcheol: i'm not even that much older than you

Minghao: not the point

Chan: BOO SEUNGKWAN PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BUST YOUR DOOR DOWN AND DRAG YOU OUT THE DOOR AND SHOVE YOU INTO VERNONS ROOM UNTIL YOU TWO WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS

Seungcheol: Damn, Chan’s gonna pull a Hannie and Shua on them. 

Chan: you fucking bet i will

Seungkwan: fine 

Seungkwan: but no talking about the conversation

Seungkwan: that includes asking me about it 

Seokmin: ah phooey 

Kwan Sollo (2) 

Vernon: Boo, I really am sorry

Vernon: please talk to me 

Vernon: i didn’t mean to overwhelm you i promise

Vernon: i’ll quit if it makes you feel better 

Vernon: just please talk to me 

Vernon: at least give me a sign that you're alive 

Vernon: i haven’t seen you at all and the guys won’t tell me anything 

Vernon: please i’ll go away afterwards

Seungkwan: Vernon

Vernon: Kwannie!!! 

Vernon: Oh my god, your not dead

Seungkwan: i’m not dead

Seungkwan: sorry for making you worry 

Vernon: it’s okay

Vernon: i scared you off first 

Vernon: but i will quit i swear 

Seungkwan: nonnie 

Seungkwan: the issue isn’t that you smoke weed

Vernon: it isn’t?

Seungkwan: i mean like it is an issue, but not the one that made me run away

Vernon: oh

Seungkwan: you said that you loved me

Vernon: oh

Vernon: yeah

Seungkwan: Oh yeah?

Seungkwan: That's all you have to say???

Vernon: i mean like, i do so…

Seungkwan: you love me?

Vernon: so much

Seungkwan: really?

Vernon: really 

Seungkwan: your sure? 

Vernon: Seungkwan

Vernon: I don’t know how many songs I have written for class that were about you

Vernon: or how many times i’ve sat on the roof while I was high and looked at the stars and thought ‘wow that looks like seungkwan’

Vernon: or how many times i’ve stared at you across campus because you looked adorable with your blonde hair all messy and a scarf bundled up to your nose 

Seungkwan: …

Vernon: did I scare you off again? 

Seungkwan: dear god i love you so much 

Vernon: really? 

Seungkwan: really

Seungkwan: so much 

Seungkwan: so so much

Vernon: good

Vernon: cause me too :) 

Theater Crew (6)

Seungcheol:

Seungcheol: This represents all of you 

Minghao: the straights are from hell

Minghao: we homosexuals are all very sweet

Seungkwan: minghao, hun, i don’t know if you’ve met the people here 

Seungkwan: i’ve never heard anybody refer to hannie as sweet, except maybe joshua 

Vernon: your sweet 

Vernon: like sugar 

Seungkwan: awwwwh

Seungkwan: thanks, nonnie

Devil #1: ew

Devil #1: no pda 

Seungkwan: like that even counts as pda

Seungkwan: you and shua are way more graphic 

Seungkwan: and you aren’t even together

Seungkwan: why do you kiss so much if you aren’t even dating

Seungkwan: surely you’ve had enough practice 

Vernon: lmaooo

Vernon: i feel like jeonghan would be the last person to need practice kissing 

Devil #1: oh?

Devil #1: and why’s that?

Vernon: you just seem like someone who would sleep around

Devil #1: wow

Devil #1: i’m appalled that you would think so lowly of me 

Vernon: i mean like 

Vernon: not that it’s a bad thing

Vernon: per say

Vernon: i just feel like i’ve talked to a lot of people who’ve said that they’ve fucked you

Vernon: or at least kissed you

Devil #2: he really has gotten around

Devil #2: it’s not a myth 

Devil #1: shhhh

Devil #1: they don’t need to know that

Devil #2: if vernon knows, they were going to find out eventually

Vernon: hey

Vernon: why’s that

Devil #2: because you barely talk to anyone

Devil #2: your a jihoon in the making

Devil #2: oh god jihoon is raising a clone of himself

Vernon: >:( 

Vernon: i talk to people

Seungkwan: sure you do babe

Vernon: wow

Vernon: not even my own boyfriend believes me 

Minghao: tell’s you something doesn’t it 

Seungkwan: you can’t even talk

Seungkwan: you don’t talk to anyone either 

Seungkwan: jun always says he has to practically drag you to go anywhere

Minghao: i can’t help it if I hate people

Minghao: there is not reason for me interact with walking balls of flesh if I don’t absolutely need to  

Vernon: nice

Minghao: thanks 

Seungkwan: god damn why are half our friends homebodies

Seungkwan: vernon, hao, jihoon, wonwoo

Minghao: man listed off 4 people and called it a ton 

Minghao: yikes

Devil #2: the half of us that are insane need a person each to even them out

Minghao: oh honey

Minghao: a homebody, yes

Minghao: sane, definitely not 

Vernon: jihoon isn’t sane either actually

Vernon: the man is either screaming at his keyboard or petting it like a cat

Seungkwan: good point

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Theater Crew - (8)

Seokmin: lache toi, mon amour

Seokmin: et laisse-moi tattraper

Seokmin: laissemoi etre la ma cheire

Mingyu: ummm

Mingyu: is he okay?

Seokmin: quando tu te perds

Seungkwan: he’s drunk

Seungkwan: like really drunk

Mingyu: so he’s speaking

Mingyu: ....

Mingyu: what is that, french?

Minghao: of course it’s french, you dimwit

Mingyu: well excuse me for not knowing how the french language looks off of the top of my head

Minghao: you are excused

Mingyu: ???

Seokmin: far il n'y a pas de plus grande beauté

Chan: Seok, why don’t you give us your phone, okay bud?

Seokmin: que de te voir te perdre en moi 

Seokmin: comme je l’ai en toi

Mingyu: what is he even saying

Seungkwan: who the fuck knows

Minghao: he’s quoting a french poet

Chan: yeah no shit genius

Minghao: well excuse me for answering a question 

Seungkwan: seok, give us your phone, yeah?

Seokmin: jamais!

Seungkwan: please?

Seokmin: Vous, les paysans, ne me posséderez jamais !

Seungkwan: your really starting to get on my nerves 

Seokmin: bien

Seungkwan: fuck it

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Devil #1: what did Seungkwan fuck? 

Devil #2: vernon, hopefully

Vernon: ew

Vernon: why would you say that

Devil #2: because i want you to get laid idiot

Vernon: get your oversized nose out of my sex life

Devil #2: what sex life

Devil #2: you don’t even have one 

Vernon: i’m leaving now

Vernon: this is child abuse 

devil spawn- (2)

Devil #2: quit staring at him

Devil #1: i don’t know what your talking about

Devil #2: he can probably feel your eyes boring into the back of his head

Devil #2: your not exactly subtle

Devil #2: what if he turns around and sees you 

Devil #1: well he’s locking in on his notes so it doesn’t really matter

Devil #2: what if I throw something at his head to make him turn around

Devil #1: you wouldn’t 

Devil #2: i would 

Devil #1: you would get in trouble 

Devil #2: like our prof cares

Devil #2: he hasn’t even noticed that the last 5 assignments i’ve turned in have been exact copies of some random seniors i paid from last year

Devil #1: lmao really?

Devil #2: i mean, i’m not failing yet so i guess not 

Devil #1: damn

Devil #1: why didn’t i think of that 

Devil #1: who is it? 

Devil #2: the fuck if i know 

Devil #2: kim something

Devil #2: he had a nam in his name

Devil #1: Namjoon? 

Devil #2: yeah

Devil #2: you know him?

Devil #1: nah

Devil #1: but he’s kinda famous for dating seokjin from last year

Devil #1: didn’t know he was the type to get payed and help people cheat

Devil #2: yeah well, I pay pretty well

Devil #1: how much? 

Devil #2: that’s not important 

Devil #1: i fear it is if I want to buy class materials from him

Devil #1: i wonder if he has anything for design classes

Devil #1: i really can’t fail those

Devil #1: i need to graduate shua

Devil #1: and to do that I need to know how much you pay him

Devil #2: it’s not money

Devil #2: per-say

Devil #1: …..is it weed

Devil #2: ….maybe 

Devil #1: god damn 

Devil #1: vernon really rubbed off on you, didn’t he

Devil #2: hey

Devil #2: don’t insult my boy 

Devil #1: us americans need to stick together

Devil #1: through weed?

Devil #2: yes

Devil #2: solidarity through weed 

Devil #2: but he probably won’t take pay from you anyways

Devil #2: just do the work asshole

Devil #1: why would i when i can just mooch off of somebody else like you

Devil #2: because i’m only doing it for classes that have nothing to do with my major 

Devil #2: like this one

Devil #1: can you pleeeeeease hook me up with him? 

Devil #1: i’ll do anything

Devil #2: tempting 

Devil #2: but no 

Devil #1: i hate you

Devil #2: awwh i love you too <3

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Seungcheol: I can hear you two aggressively typing on your computers behind me 

Devil #2: what if we were just taking notes

Seungcheol: I know you two well enough to know that you would never take notes with such conviction

Devil #1: oh well

Devil #2: you caught us 

Devil #2: i was actually berating Jeonghan on how intensely he’s staring at the back of your head

Seungcheol: He’s what?

Devil #1: I'M DOING NOTHING OF THE SORT PLEASE IGNORE HIM HE’S AN IDIOT

Seungcheol: okay (?)

Devil #2: heh

Seungcheol: Anyways

Seungcheol: You guys should take notes 

Seungcheol: All of today’s lesson will be on the final 

Devil #2: wait shit actually 

Devil #1: oh fuck

Seungcheol: lol

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Devil #1: i hate you

Devil #2: sure you do :)

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Hey guys.

So, I just wanted to say that this fic was inspired by a fic by another author (xharrietxx). I binged it when I first found it and it was amazing and honestly is what inspired me to want to make a chatfic in the first place and I realize now, as I read over it, that I did possibly take too much inspiration from it (?). I know even the name is similar, and she added a note about copying at the end of her latest chapter so I kind of wanted to adress this, and I might not be the fic she's talking about, but if I am, then I wanted to talk about it. 

Anywho, I think I might try to take this in a different direction now that I'm aware of it more, and my updating might be a little slower so please bear with me. However, I do want to clear up that I did not purposefully try to copy or steal her work by any means. 

I adore all of you have followed this fic and want to thank you so much. (I might change the name too, but I'll put it in the summary if I do.)

Finally, please do go check out her fic, it's genuinely amazing writing and she put's so much thought into it, it's incredible. 

Harriet, if you read this, I do want to say that I'm really, genuinely sorry. 

XOXO, 

Jeonghannihae

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Theater Crew (5)

Seokmin: hell yeah fuckers

Seokmin: I finally got a job 

Seokmin: now yall can stop raiding my ass about contributing to the food in the dorm

Minghao: nobody even cares

Seokmin: soonyoung and seungkwan sure seem to care

Seungkwan: how did you even manage to get a job

Seokmin: because I’m a beautiful, smart and perfect human being???

Seungkwan: hah

Seungkwan: try ugly, dumb and flawed instead

Seokmin: at least i have an actual job instead of mooching off my fake-ass internet persona

Seungkwan: being a content creator is a perfectly reasonable source of income

Mingyu: kwan’s a content creator? 

Mingyu: since when? 

Seokmin: since like 2 years ago when he decided he wanted to be all ‘aesthetic’

Minghao: what does he even post?

Soonyoung: daily vlogs and shit

Soonyoung: plus the occasional mall haul and study with me

Minghao: lmaooo

Minghao: learning that kwan is trying to be a content creator is the highlight of my week 

Mingyu: i feel bad that that’s the highlight of your week

Minghao: fuck off 

Seungkwan: i’m not TRYING

Seungkwan: i AM

Minghao: oh really? 

Seungkwan: really :)

Seungkwan: just ask seok how many followers I have on youtube

Seokmin: the fuck would I know

Seungkwan: i thought you followed me? 

Seokmin: yeah, out of support

Seokmin: doesn't mean I actually watch your vids

Seungkwan: rude

Minghao: so how many do you have?

Seungkwan: like 40k

Mingyu: damn

Mingyu: that’s actually devent

Seungkwan: of course it is ;)

Minghao: there goes my blackmail opportunity

Minghao: better luck next time

Seungkwan: why were you trying to blackmail me with this

Minghao: because blackmail is always necessary

Seungkwan: god your like another jeonghan

Minghao: glad to hear it 

Seungkwan: weirdo

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Jun: What job did Seok get?

Wonwoo: probably something that doesn’t require a lot of brain cells

Seokmin: hey now

Seokmin: why does everyone seek to diminish my intelligence

Minghao: we don’t seek to diminish it

Wonwoo: we just assume you don’t have one to start with 

Seokmin: i hate you guys

Jun: what job did you get? 

Jun: i want to know

Seokmin: I’m a professional snake milker :)

Minghao: tf is that 

Wonwoo: sounds shady 

Jun: oooooh

Jun: What do you do? 

Seokmin: i milk the venom out of snakes

Minghao: where did you even get a job like that 

Seokmin: i found a flyer taped to a pole while I was out on my weekly milk run and decided to call the number attached

Seokmin: connected me to some rando guy who asked if I wanted a job

Minghao: why would you say yes?

Minghao: ever heard of stranger danger?

Seokmin: what person would pass up a job opportunity!

Wonwoo: any person with intelligence

Wonwoo: the fact that you said yes without asking any questions or anything gives us a basis to say that you have none

Seokmin: I asked questions!

Wonwoo: like what?

Seokmin: well, i had to make sure that they were close enough to campus that I wouldn’t have to walk very far in the dark

Seokmin: i am not a nocturnal person

Minghao: ….ok so like 

Minghao: this just sounds unsafe now 

Minghao: why are you going there at night and where is it even?

Seokmin: it’s in the basement of some club or something

Seokmin: and i’ll be fine walking at night

Seokmin: i’ll just keep a flashlight on me 

Minghao: are you not worried about getting kidnapped? 

Seokmin: not really? 

Seokmin: i probably wont anyways so it’s whatever

Seokmin: oooh maybe i’ll even get free drinks since we're gonna at a bar

Minghao: welp

Minghao: can’t help the ones who don’t wanna be helped

Minghao: i’m not responsible for you getting kidnapped

Seokmin: noted!

loml (2)

Jun: hao, am I gonna get kidnapped if I walk outside at night? 

Minghao: no, love

Minghao: i’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you 

Jun: <3

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Theater Crew (5)

Jun: I want to cut myself curtain bangs

Minghao: Jun, angel, that might not be the best idea

Wonwoo: your going to regret that 

Jun: why :(

Mingyu: you can't trust everything you see on the internet

Minghao: take your own advice

Devil #1: what did he do lol

Minghao: he tried to make some kind of cursed pasta that he saw on tik tok

Mingyu: hey

Mingyu: it sounded good in theory

Minghao: key word

Minghao: THEORY

Minghao: its was disgusting

Devil #2: what was it

Mingyu: angel hair pasta with chocolate frosting and tomato sauce with pistachio paste

Seungkwan: yeah that’s disgusting

Devil #1: full offense mingyu, but how does that sound good in any universe? 

Mingyu: i mean like…i may have been a little drunk when I decided to try to make this

Wonwoo: correction - he was extremely drunk when he tried to make this

Minghao: his girlfriend had just broken up with him

Minghao: he was trying to drown his sorrows in red wine

Devil #1: aww

Devil #1: poor gyu

Mingyu: THank you

Mingyu: i do deserve pity

Minghao: no you don’t

Mingyu: rude

Minghao: me in a nutshell

Wonwoo: did anyone get Jun to not cut his bangs

Minghao: oh shit

Mingyu: lol

Mingyu: imagine he just pulls up to class one day with a bowl cut

Minghao: fuck off 

Minghao: i will personally dismember you if that comes true

Mingyu: i have done nothing but speculate here

Mingyu: i’m innocent

Minghao: fuck im in class

Minghao: i can’t just leave 

Devil #1: you could 

Devil #1: technically 

Minghao: unlike SOME people, i actually care about my education

Minghao: so no, I can’t just leave 

Minghao: can anybody go over to his dorm and make sure he doesn’t ruin his beautiful hair? 

Devil #1: no

Mingyu: no

Seungkwan: no

Wonwoo: no

Minghao: fuck you all 

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Jihoon: where the fuck did you idiots go?

Jihoon: i’m stuck with this imbecile

Soonyoung: rude

Soonyoung: i am insulted 

Jihoon: good

Seungkwan: sorry

Seungkwan: nonnie wanted food and we got sidetracked 

Vernon: hot dogs on top :) 

Seungcheol: The twins wanted to get face paint, so i’m sitting here with them to make sure they don’t get lost afterwards 

Minghao: how responsible of you

Seungkwan: is it safe to assume that you abandoned your boyfriend somewhere?

Minghao: yes 

Seungkwan: why?

Seungkwan: jun is like the last person you should leave alone in a crowd of people

Seungkwan: much less a parade

Minghao: he’s a responsible adult 

Minghao: he’ll be fine

Minghao: ….probably 

Seungcheol: Jihoon where are you? 

Seungcheol: Hannie and Shua are done with their facepaint

Jihoon: by the bar next to the lady selling pride flags

Devil #1: which one

Devil #2: there are a million lady’s selling pride flags

Jihoon: the one in front of the bar 

Devil #1: wow

Devil #1: thanks

Devil #2: wait I see you

Jihoon: where? 

Devil #2: aren't you the short guy standing playing hot to go on his guitar on the sidewalk? 

Jihoon: fuck you

Devil #2: lol

Devil #2: your too easy to rile up hoonie

Jihoon: just hurry up and find me

Jihoon: spending this much time with Soonyoung is making me lose brain cells

Soonyoung: i’m offended

Jihoon: wonderful 

Jihoon: that's my ultimate goal in life 

Seungkwan: umm

Seungkwan: Can somebody get hao?

Minghao: you called?

Jihoon: freak

Seungkwan: you might want to come collect Jun

Seungkwan: i think he’s being dubbed into a cult 

Minghao: the fuck? 

Minghao: are you sure you're not just seeing things?

Seungkwan: i'm sure

Seungkwan: they’re kind of chanting and like 

Seungkwan: waving things around

Minghao: what things? 

Seungkwan: flags (?)

Seungkwan: I think? 

Jihoon: Seungkwan…..

Seungkwan: oh wait 

Seungkwan: their just trying to gay-ify him

Seungkwan: nvm 

Seungkwan: all good, false alarm

Minghao: i’ll have them know that he’s very gay already

Seungkwan: yeah but like

Seungkwan: you wouldn’t guess it

Devil #1: yeah

Devil #1: he looks like a very strange yet straight guy who came with his group of very strange yet gay friends to a pride parade

Minghao: that’s stupidly accurate

Minghao: i hate you

Minghao: how about I just show them that he’s not straight?

Seungkwan: please don’t like punch them

Seungkwan: how are you even going to find him?

Devil #1: nah

Devil #1: i don’t believe he can

Seungkwan: oh shit 

Seungkwan: where tf did you even come from

Seungkwan: he found us btw

Devil #1: nvm he’s a witch

Minghao: I can track junnies phone dumbo’s

Devil #1: oh…

Devil #1: i’d rather be friends with a witch

Devil #2: did he do anything kwannie? 

Seungkwan: umm

Seungkwan: he kind of just marched over there and now him and Jun are just making out 

Seungkwan: i’m gonna leave

Seungkwan: I lost nonnie anyways

Vernon: hot dogs on top :) 

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Theater Crew (7)

Seungkwan: cheol, what are our roles? We never got them and isn’t the play in like a couple months?

Seungcheol: Ah, shit. 

Seungcheol: I’m so sorry Kwan, I have them

Seungcheol: I completely spaced, hold up i’ll text the list now

Seungkwan: hm

Seungkwan: and I thought you were the responsible one here

Seungcheol: I am responsible! :( 

Jihoon: i can practically hear him whining from through the phone

Devil #1: he is whining

Devil #1: save me 

Seungcheol: I am not 

Devil #1: yes you are

Devil #1: you petulant brat

Devil #1: just send them the list 

Seungcheol: fine

Seungkwan: why does hannie get away with calling him a brat 

Seungkwan: i would be six feet under the school fountain before he let me get away with that

Jihoon: i look forward to the day that happens

Seungkwan: asshole

Seungcheol:  Seokmin - Tony 

Seungkwan - Action

Junhui - Chino

Soonyoung  - Riff

Chan - Baby John

Seungcheol: we’ll probably need everybody but Seok to help us play extras, but otherwise talk to me if you have any issues

Seokmin: oh my god

Seokmin: i actually got Tony

Devil #2: congrats! 

Devil #2: you definitely deserve it!

Seokmin: thanks shua :3

Soonyoung: we should throw you a party!

Seokmin: aren’t cast parties usually for after the play is done with?

Soonnyoung: yeah 

Soonyoung: but who cares!

Soonyoung: we can throw you one after too!

Seungcheol: That doesn't sound like a bad idea, honestly

Jihoon: Soonyoung only has bad ideas

Soonyoung: hey :( 

Seungkwan: i think he just wants an excuse to get shitfaced

Soonyoung: of course I do

Seokmin: of course you do 

Seungcheol: On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t do it

Soonyoung: oh, come on cheol

Soonyoung: it’ll be fuuuuuuuuuuuun

Seungcheol: Seokmin, would you like to have a party? I’m leaving the decision up to you

Soonyoung: Seok

Soonyoung: you know how much I love you right?

Seungcheol: And don’t let Soonyoung influence your decision either 

Soonyoung: ):<

Seokmin: um 

Seokmin: sure

Seokmin: let’s have a party

Soonyoung: fuck yes!!!!

Devil #1: party time!

Seungcheol: Were you on Soonyoung’s side this whole time?

Devil #1: of course i was

Devil #1: who do you take me for 

Seungcheol: A reasonable, functioning adult

Devil #1: lmao

Devil #1: my dear cheollie

Devil #1: you have been gravely mistaken 

Jihoon: why would you ever think that Hannie was a reasonable human being

Jihoon: when has he ever done anything within reason

Seungcheol: eh 

Seungcheol: good point

Devil #1: anyways

Devil #1: where are we hosting this party

Soonyoung: we can do my dorm

Seungkwan: you mean OUR dorm? 

Seungkwan: you don’t live alone, even though you might act like it 

Soonyoung: right

Soonyoung: OUR dorm

Devil #1: when? 

Soonyoung: friday night

Soonyoung: that way we can get shitfaced without having to get up the next morning

Devil #1: agreed

Soonyoung: YAHOOOO
Soonyoung: PARTY ON FRIDAY BABEYYY

Jihoon: why is he so hyper

Seungkwan: he had like three energy drinks

Jihoon: why tf did you guys let him have 3 energy drinks?

Seokmin: he woke up late today and grabbed the first things he saw in the fridge and chugged it

Seungkwan: which turned out to be an energy drink

Seokmin: and then I slipped one into his bag when he was in the bathroom for practice

Seungkwan: and then I slipped another one into his bag when he was leaving

Jihoon: jesus christ 

Jihoon: why would he drink all of those anyways

Soonyoung: because they taste like strawberries 

Jihoon: i didn’t know you liked strawberries

Soonyoung: of course I do

Soonyoung: you taste like strawberries

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Theater Crew (3)

Seungkwan: what’s everybody wearing to this party

Vernon: sweats and a beanie 

Seungkwan: ew

Seungkwan: really?

Vernon: yeah

Vernon: i’m not trying to impress anybody so dress up

Seungkwan: don’t you feel good when you look good? 

Seungkwan: is that just a myth? 

Vernon: meh

Seungkwan: wow

Seungkwan: we’re gonna change that 

Vernon: sure babe

Seungkwan: hannie 

Seungkwan: what are you wearing

Devil #1: cream silk button up with tight black pants and black doc martens 

Seungkwan: accessories?

Devil #1: lightweight silver chains and my silver butterfly dangly ones

Seungkwan: see, vernon? very fashionable 

Vernon: i’m not wearing that shit

Devil #1: you think my outfits are shit?

Devil #1: wow nonnie i’m offended

Vernon: no i didn’t mean it like that

Vernon: i just meant that i wouldn’t wear something like that

Vernon: not my style

Seungkwan: then wear something that IS your style

Seungkwan: just put a little work in i beg of you

Vernon: ok ok

Seungkwan: omg i love you so much

Mingyu: you kind of pressured him into it

Seungkwan: fuck off 

devil spawn (2)

Devil #1: ok 

Devil #1: Mission Seduce Choi Seungcheol is begins tonight

Devil #2: lmao

Devil #2: ok

Devil #2: need me to do anything? 

Devil #1: make me look hot

Devil #2: how tf am i supposed to do that

Devil #1: idk 

Devil #1: do my makeup or something

Devil #2: you know how to do your own makeup hannie

Devil #1: i know but only like the basic eyeliner or whatever
Devil #1: you know how to actually do like the sparkly eyeshadow and techinches and shit

Devil #1: please shua

Devil #2: ok ok 

Devil #2: come over after your last class and i’ll do your makeup for you

Devil #1: oh my god i love you so much

Devil #2: :3 

Theater Crew (7)

Seungcheol: Who’s coming? 

Seungcheol: And what time should we get there? 

Seokmin: 7 to 7:30 is ideal

Seungcheol: noted

Seungkwan: or earlier like shua if you want to help us set up

Seungcheol: what are you setting up? 

Seungkwan: no idea

Seungkwan: me and soonyoung are out shopping for snacks and seok didn’t really tell us lmao

Seungcheol: Well, as long as it’s not illegal 

Seungkwan: no promises ;) 

Mingyu: Who’s gonna be there again? 

Seungkwan: most of us i think

Seungcheol: I coerced jihoon into going so he’s accounted for

Seungcheol: Everybody texting right now plus Seokmin, Jeonghan, Joshua, and Vernon are going

Seungcheol: So ig that leaves Minghao, Jun and Wonwoo

Soonyoung: and chan

Seungcheol: We’re not inviting Chan

Chan: what do you mean, you're not inviting me???? 

Seungcheol: We’re basically gonna get wasted

Seungcheol: That’s the best environment for you to be in 

Chan: what are you, my dad? 

Chan: of course i’m going wtf 

Seungcheol: Chan

Chan: i’m a grown adult

Chan: I can make my own decisions

Seungcheol: Fine

Seungcheol: But you only get two cans of beer max

Chan: the fuck 

Chan: why would I listen to you

Seungcheol: Because I can revoke your part in the play if you don’t 

Mingyu: wow cheol really isn’t playing huh 

Devil #1: yeah doesn’t play when it comes to the littles

Seungkwan: the littles lmao

Chan: shut up your one too

Seungkwan: am not

Chan: are too 

Seungkwan: am not 

Chan: are too 

Seungkwan: am not

Seungcheol: Chan

Seungcheol: Two beers

Seungcheol: Max

Chan: fine

Chan: whatever 

Seungcheol: Good

Seungcheol: Can someone please tell Wonwoo, Minghao, and Jun about the party? 

Soonyoung: I’ll text Mingho and Jun 

Mingyu: Wonwoo’s at my place and we’re both going 

Soonyoung: since when do you and wonwoo hang out?

Mingyu: none of your business 

Soonyoung: oh it will be soon enough

Mingyu: fuck off

Soonyoung: for now :) 

veiolon (my blue) (2)

Seokmin changed Devil #2 to Shua <3

Shua <3: omw :D 

Seokmin: <3

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Seungcheol: Hannie, what time are you getting here? 

Seungcheol: Junhui and Soonyoung are already too drunk for me to handle and Joshua disappeared at some point

Devil #1: just started walking

Devil #1: shua absolutely begged to do my makeup, so i’m gonna be there in like 10

Devil #2: I did not

Devil #2: it was the other way around asshole

Seungcheol: Where did you go? 

Devil #2: down the street to get hangover drinks for tomorrow 

Devil #2: SOME people don’t want to be absolutely plastered tomorrow 

Devil #2: SOME people actually have plans

Devil #1: oh please

Devil #1: i’m sure your plans can deal with you having a hangover

Devil #1: what are we meant to do on a friday night if not get drunk and make stupid decisions 

Devil #2: sure 

Devil #2: whatever 

Devil #2: as long as i’m not involved

Devil #2: do whatever you want han 

Devil #1: i always do ;)

Theater Crew (2)

Chan: seungcheol hates meeeeeeeee

Seungcheol: I’m just watching out for your health, Channie

Seungcheol: now come out of the bathroom so I can give you some water 

Chan: nooooo

Chan: i wanna get plasrreted

Seungcheol: You can’t even spell properly two beers in 

Seungcheol: What makes you think I'll let you have any more?

Devil #1: let the kid have some drinks cheol

Seungcheol: Jeonghan

Devil #1: come on

Devil #1: it’s not that big of a deal 

Devil #1: do you really want him to feel left out? 

Devil #1: everybody’s gonna be drunk anyways

Seungcheol: I don’t want to put him in that position

Seungcheol: It’s not safe 

Devil #1: like it’s safer for any of us????

Seungcheol: Yes! It is!

Seungcheol: He’s a Freshman, Jeonghan

Seungcheol: He doesn't need that kind of influence so early into college

Devil #1: you act like it’s SUCH a bad thing

Devil #1: isn’t it better for him to have that experience here, with people that care about him rather than having him go out to some random bar and get kidnapped or some shit because he’s too drunk to be aware of his surroundings? 

Seungcheol: That’s never going to happen, Jeonghan

Devil #1: he’s not a child Seungcheol, you can’t protect him forever

Devil #1: he can make his own decisions

Devil #1: if he wants to drink, let him drink

Devil #1: hell, i’ll even give him some soju or something if that’s what he wants

Seungcheol: Whatever, Jeonghan

Devil #2: both of you, get off your phones and stop hiding

Devil #2: we’re playing never have I ever and it took me way too long to get Soonyoung and Jun to sit still

Devil #1: fine

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Devil #2: where did you go

Devil #2: did I miss something?

Devil #1: leave me alone 

Devil #2: did something happen? 

Devil #2: did cheol do something? 

Devil #2: jeonghan what happened?

Devil #1: i hate my life 

Devil #2: where are you

Devil #2: i’ll come pick you up 

Devil #1: don’t

Devil #1: please

Devil #1: not right now 

Devil #2: …

Devil #2: fine 

Devil #2: will you tell me what happened though? 

Devil #2: thats my condition for not coming to find you right now 

Devil #2:  i feel like i picked the worst possible time to go to the bathroom

Devil #1: i’ll tell you later

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Shua <3: seok

Shua <3: do you know what happened while i was in the bathroom during the never have i ever game? 

Seokmin: hmmmmmm

Seokmin: i know chan’s was nver have i ever fallen in love with my best friend

Seokmin: and i think hannie and cheol both took shots and some other people too but chan and soon pounced on cheols answer and he said something about being in love with his female frend when he was in highschool 

Shua <3: shit

Seokmin: and then soon’s ws smethinng like never hvae i ever thought a guy liking me would be weird or like a guy culd like me or sm shit and cheol took another shot and said something about how like he obviously wasn’t homophobic but he didn’t like guys like that 

Shua <3: oh fuck

Seokmin: and then jeonghan kind of just took a soju bottle and stormed out

Seokmin: idk where he went though

Shua <3: fuck 

Shua <3: that’s bad 

Seokmin: oh

Seokmin: why? 

Shua <3: i’ll explain later 

Shua <3: thanks babe 

Seokmin: :p 

Seokmin: always!!!