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Spot Splatter Splash and Confetti Carnivale were at the former's art studio home, getting ready to start their day. "Today is a wonderful day, no? A wonderful day for custard?" Spot asked Confetti. "What? You can't be serious!" Confetti answered, knowing that this custard was not gonna be eating, but for Spot to pour into Confetti's dress, as usual. "Oh yes! We are getting custard!" Spot told Confetti. "No, we're not! If you're gonna pour it into my dress instead of letting me eat it, then we're not getting it!" Confetti said. "Yes we are! Now let's get going!" Spot said. "Can I go back to my canopy palace instead to play dress up with my kitty?" Confetti asked. "Nope! Nope you cannot!" Spot answered. "We'll go to the Fluffmart then if that's what you want..." Confetti said. And so, Spot and Confetti got in a Papa Louie go kart, and then drove on over to Fluffmart.

At Fluffmart, Spot and Confetti got to the dessert aisle. "Look at this shelf! They got all the custard cans I need for my messy productions! I already picked up the Reddi Wip beforehand to use on some mess slaves, especially you!" Spot told Confetti, as she grinned insanely while showing Confetti the shelf. "Ugh... oh sister!" Confetti said, dreading what Spot's gonna do to her once she buys all this. "I'm gonna buy a lot of this stuff! I need to be well stocked for the mess show!" Spot said. "No, no, don't you dare!" Confetti said. "I must! I need all this stuff! I'm gonna pour it down Cinder and Harmony's dresses!" Spot said. "No, no you're not! You are absolutely not doing that!" Confetti said. Confetti attempted to stop Spot from putting custard in her cart, but in the process, accidentally dropped a can on the floor. "Oh, sister!" Spot said as she saw the can on the floor.

The music track "Un p'tit air" by Têtes Raides started playing, as the can of custard then started rolling out of the aisle, then out of the store as Crumbs Sugar Cookie was seen getting some candy out of one of those 25 cent candy machines. Crumbs saw the can of custard at the door, so she opened it, and the can of custard started rolling out of Fluffmart. "Woah! What did I just see? Crumbs asked as she watched the can of custard roll away from the store. The can of custard continued rolling by outside, after it got through some passing shoppers with their carts. The can of custard then started rolling down the road, and underneath a firetruck. Confetti could be seen in the back seat of the Papa Louie go kart from earlier, smiling as she's on her way back home. "Now to go home!" Confetti said, all excited to play dress up with her kitty again. The camera then zoomed out to reveal that Confetti was being driven home on a five lane highway.

After that scene, Kaleb and Liezel were sitting down and watching, as the can of custard stopped at a red light. The light turned green, and then the can started rolling out of the Flipverse and back to Lalaloopsy Land. "What just happened?" Kaleb asked. "This can of custard's finding its way back home, love!" Liezel answered. "I wonder if your sister and her love just saw it, too!" Kaleb said. "I think they did!" Liezel said. "I figured!" Kaleb said. The can rolled back into Lalaloopsy Land, as it was rolling on a sidewalk, then it rolled by Toffee Cocoa Cuddles' chocolate lab who looked through the fence, and barked as the chocolate lab tried to chase the can. "Where are we going, chocolate lab?" Toffee asked.

The can passed the fenced area and then stopped by a recycle bin full of cans, before rolling past three trash cans, including a yard waste can with the number 523 spray painted on it. The can then passed by the same moving van last seen in a season 18 episode, Blossom Flowerpot mowing her lawn, and then another Papa Louie go kart stopped at the can rolling into the way. "Woah, what was that?" Blossom Flowerpot asked as she looked at what passed by her. The can then arrived at the area where Confetti's canopy palace was, as the can rolled over a green garden hose, pushed the slide a little bit, and then rode up the slide and then jumped right into Confetti's place. Meanwhile, back at home, Confetti was playing dress up with her kitty.

"This was way fun!" Confetti told her kitty, as her kitty meowed in response. As they were having a lot of fun together, the can of custard then rolled over to Confetti. Yep, you got that right, the same exact can Confetti tried to prevent Spot from buying earlier in the episode. "What is that custard doing there?" Confetti asked. Confetti heard a knock on the door. "Oh come on! Who could that be?" Confetti asked. Confetti went to answer the door, and it was Spot, who brought over Laney and Lorelai this time. The music stopped at this point. "What do you girls want?!" Confetti asked. Laney handcuffed Confetti, without even saying a thing. "What are you doing?!" Confetti asked. "You almost made Spot not able to do her mess show! Now the can of custard rolled to your home, and it's going in your dress!" Laney answered, as she grinned insanely. "No, it's not! Are you delusional?!" Confetti asked. "Nope! I brought my camera and EVERYTHING! You cannot ruin this one for us, Confetti!" Liezel answered. "Oh, sister!" Confetti said, dreading what's about to come.

Spot, Laney, and Lorelai brought Confetti to her bathtub to get this messy show on the road. "Oh no! Don't you do it!" Confetti said. Laney opened up the custard can that rolled into Confetti's home, and then poured the entire thing down her dress, as Confetti started crying a lot. In it goes! "Oh my god, why are you doing this to me?!" Confetti asked as she cried. "This is all for the lolz! And because you wouldn't let me buy custard for the mess show!" Spot answered as she grinned insanely. "You don't even need that custard, so just let it go already!" Confetti said. "Nope! And I will not stop pouring this can until it's all in your dress!" Laney said. "Yes you will!" Confetti told Laney. "Nope! It's gonna be full in right... about... now!" Laney said, as she was almost finished filling Confetti's dress with custard.

After Laney filled Confetti's dress, Confetti's dress had a big yellow splat at the top of it, as Confetti was crying. Lorelai took lots and lots of pictures for the photo album. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Confetti screamed out loud. "Oh yes! I am gonna get these posted first thing tonight once I get back on my computer!" Lorelai said. "Oh no you're not!" Confetti said. "Too bad, so sad! You don't have a way around it!" Lorelai said. "She's right! We got you good!" Spot said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Confetti screamed out loud again. Spot got the giggles, and so did Laney and Lorelai, as they all shared their laughs together, while Confetti kept on crying. At this point, it's like Confetti's a permanent mess slave to Spot. And of course, Confetti won't be laughing for long once her pictures get posted on the messy production website tonight!