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. Omegaverse
*mattiethebaddie changed the group chat's name*
Hanbangme: Now why would you do that
mattiethebaddie: god forbid a man have free will???
Liltaeahh: fuck yeah let it be forbidden
Hanbangme: ^^
mattiethebaddie: y'all hating on a kid bro
kinguvin: bro you’re a grown senior citizen… Hope this helps!
mattiethebaddie: oh who is you
zhangiewangie: cunt ass groupchat name
Hanbangme: right?? I literally love it lmao.
G00nwook: im shaking Is he real
mattiethebaddie: spinless ass kisser this shit got me
fucked up
kingyuvin: you could've just said he's a glazer
yumomma: can yall shut up I have school tomorrow, it’s flipping 2 am
zhangiewangie: put?? the phone?? down??
yumomma: god forbid a kid have free time
G00nwook: what can you possibly be doing at 2 at
the morning yujin
yumomma: yo momma
Yumomma: no hate lol
G00nwook: take that back rn I cant stop shaking.
Kingyuvin: Matthew take note, this is a kid
mattiethebaddie: not a single soul asked
mattiethebaddie: anyways
mattiethebaddie: die today all of you
yumomma: caught a stray for no reason
liltaeahh: stay mad lil bro
seen by cuntwoong
mattiethebaddie: Jiwoong hyung you have a keyboard, please participate in
communicating in the gc instead of leaving us on seen
liltaeahh: he’s just lazy to answer your bs
Cuntwoong: i’m not lazy, I selectively choose participation
yumomma: holy flipping yap
Hanbangme: okay guys please go to sleep. My
Baby needs to sleep!!
Liltaeahh: does yujin really wanna sleep?
Hanbangme: who said this is about yujin?
zhangiewangie: :p
Liltaeahh: ykw yeah that’s mb I forgot y'all rolling with the lgbt
G00nwook: both guns bright fucking pink
yumomma: gay people die in a ditch DIEDIEDIEDIE
*yumomma deleted 1 message*
Kingyuvin: thank fuck you deleted that
mattiethebaddie: I smell the vanilla eos lotion from a mile away
Cuntwoong: on a real note tho, what is omegaverse?
Liltaeahh: …
Liltaeahh: so basically
Kingyuvin: then like
G00nwook: but it depends
yumomma: at yo big flipping age?
Cuntwoong: ???
mattiethebaddie: that you girl
zhangiewangie: male pregnancy.
Hanbangme: WHERE??
Liltaeahh: DIE BOTH OF YOU
Cuntwoong: so basically male pregnancy?…
Kingyuvin: nah they're trippin hyung. it's a tree full of
nicknames
Cuntwoong: ohh
G00nwook: yeah so it’s alpha, omega, and beta
It depends on your height though
Mattiebaddie: seriously, out of all fucking traits?
Kingyuvin: like ricky is an omega because of
His height
Cuntwoong: so im a beta? Or what
Liltaeahh: oh baby never that… never ever that…
G00nwook: BRO.
Kingyuvin: alrighttttt let’s change the subject chat haha
mattiethebaddie: no no, tell Jiwoong his fate.
G00nwook: I no no wanna :/
yumomma: god bless unc
Kingyuvin: youre still awake???
yumomma: no im sleep texting
…
yumomma: well yeah no crap im still awake
Kingyuvin: you know, sometimes I do regret
Letting Ricky babysit you
Kingyuvin: I dont like yalls sarcasm
Liltaeahh: yujin is litr 18, why would he get babysat
Kingyuvin: why would yujin be left unsupervised
In the first place??
Liltaeahh: alr gagged, point given
yumomma: free me til its backwards
Cuntwoong: me too :/
Liltaeahh: from what?? Hello?
Cuntwoong: from the dark lord
yumomma: nurse he needs his meds
G00nwook: as much as I love you guys,
Ima head to sleep
mattiethebaddie: starve while youre at it
G00nwook: i’ve done jackshit to you bro
yumomma: enemies to lovers
Kingyuvin: goodnight bro, don’t let the bug bites bed
Cuntwoong: I think you said it wrong
Kingyuvin: I think no one asked?
Cuntwoong: sorry? Here damn
Liltaeahh: yeah goodnight wookie pookie
yumomma: nights of the good
……
quiquidoyouloveme: boy I aint no omega go kys
zhangwangie: denial is a river in Egypt…
Hanbangme: GO TO SLEEP.