Archive of Our Own ^beta

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ok first gotta start off with the get go alway stuff

GET GO AWAY IF YOUR REQUST HAS:

Any dandy’s world related things in it.

nuh uh to smut [i will alow a bit of fluff in a story if your request has it since im so kind]

nah to proships. sorry ion wanna get cancelled today.

gotta be forsaken related. but yes you can put multiple fandoms in it.

dont make it a essy long list pls im just a poor hater here not your einglish teacher🥶🥶🥶

also speaking of einglish they gotta be in english

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ok so let me explain the rules of ts

to get me to make your little crack forsaken fic you basically gotta hope your humor is the same as mine bc ill only do it if its funny to me

BUT!!!✋✋✋✋🛑✋🛑✋🛑

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT YOUR REQUEST JUST BECAUSE OF THAT!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

sometimes i take a widdle while bc i have better things to do ohuter then write ao3 meth fics🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so if you think your fic didn’t make it since it was a while ago you just MIGHHTTTT get jumpscared by your request being wrote. ( and if your a guest don’t worry bro I got you i do guest requests also🤝🤝🤝🤝🙂‍↕️🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿)

ok but before you type in your request I suggest you read my two time annoying orange fic so you know how I write. I’m putting ts here just in case you didn’t read the first note🫨🫨🫨🫨 (and ps if I do your request it’s gonna be like 400-900+ words long.)

heres some black pregnant men to encourage you to put in a request 🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿🫃🏿

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(ok so to get ts out the way idk if they wanted me to make guest Cheat on his wife with chance or chance cheats on him with his wife. so im just gonna make chance Cheat on guest with his wife. Also if his wife are married/partnered that means that guest was like cheating on his wife with chance and his wife found out and pulled the opposite move on guest making chance cheat on him idk it’s really confusing to me I’m tired and btw I’m making this outside the survivor cabin area since his wife isn’t in forsaken but anyways enjoy your thing and if you don’t like it make sure to hit that kudos button and comment your hate down in the comments below🗣️)

Guest layed down in the grass field. The sun was sitting, and the temperature was perfect to just relax and calm down to. Guest really needed to just take a quick breather since today was really stressful for him. He got yelled at by his wife to stop leaving the house so often to hang out with his bros.

Guest closed his eyes slowly, fully closing them while he basked in the sunlight. Until he was rudely interrupted by a notice on his phone went off. He opened his eyes again and quickly pulled out his phone from his front pocket. The note was actually just a reminder he set for himself that day to get to his house early so his wife didn’t think he was cheating on her. (even though he was lol)

He slowly got up from the warm grass, letting his legs get used to the feeling of walking again. Then he walked to his car, grabbed his car keys from out of his pocket and unlocked the car door with a “beep” from the car. He got in, turned on the radio to annoying orange songs and started to drive to him and his wife’s house.

When he was about to park in to the garage he saw something that confused him; Chances’ car in the driveway to the garage. Guest immediately put off the radio, grabbed his car keys, and got out of that car faster then sonic himself.

He was scared that ether:

1: Chance thought Guests’ wife wasn’t home.
OR
2: Chance was cheating on him with his own wife.

He only could think of the worst thing that could happen when he steps into that house and goes into his wife’s room.

So guest quickly but quietly opened the door to him and his wife’s house, looking around to see if anything was out of place or gone. The house had nothing out of the ordinary in it. The only thing he could tell was off was the slight smell of shitty perfume, Which just so happened to smell the exact same as the perfume Chance uses.

Guest tip-toed his way to his wife’s room, taking deep breaths to try to prepare for whatever his wife’s door could have behind him.

He took one final deep breath and swung the door open to see….

CHANCE AND HIS WIFE LAYING IN BED TOGETHER NAKED.

“G-Guest is not what it looks like! I swear we were just!-“

Before his wife could finish her bullshit sentence chance interrupted with-

“Guest, your wife gives the BESTTT hawk tauh.”

Guest could only cry at what he heard. His wife just cheering on him with one of his friends? And then Chance having the audacity to say a joke in his face while Chance and his wife are both naked on the bed.

Guest then fell on his knees in full pain and despair in his veins. He put out his hands and put them in his face, even though he was trying to cover his face up, Chance and guests wife still could tell that he was sobbing.

Chance then pulled out his phone and watched YouTube shorts since he didn’t wanna look at guest cry.

AVERAGE GUEST L😇😇😇😇😇😇

ok I hoped you liked this one sorry i was mad tired ts is trash

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his child in this is old 1x bc who else would it be

Shedletsky sits in his old warm out chair. He was just chilling, eating fried chicken. And drinking some beer. Everything was going great in his life right now until he looked back at his beer bottle. it was empty.

Now everything in his life at that point was hell until he got that damm beer. His KFC bucket build didn’t want to go get up and walk a few steps to the refrigerator and back, so he just did what any normal robloxen would do! He yelled at his ugly, bald, and hacker son to go fetch him his 5th beer.

1x seemed to be in their room playing with random toys. They didn’t have a care in the world until Shedletsky suddenly yelled at them “FETCH ME ANOTHER BEER SHITEATER KID!!!”

1x’s body jumped at the sudden yelling from their dad. They’ve gotten yelled at like this numerous times by Shedletsky before but they never got used to it. Every time Shedletsky yelled at them for something small that he could get they would ether start to cry, do the task, or both.

They held in their tears and got out of their room. They looked down at the floor, they didn’t want Shedletsky to see them cry. He knows that whenever Shedletsky sees them cry when he yelled at them he gets even more angry at 1x and the yelling goes into hitting.

1x runs to the kitchen refrigerator and swiftly grabs a beer from it, still looking at the floor he speed walks to the living room to give Shedletsky his 5th beer.

But uh oh! 1x accentually slips on their foot and breaks the glass bear bottle, Causing glass and beer to fall everywhere around them.

1x knows what’s gonna happen next.

They can hear the sound of heavy footsteps come closer and closer to them before they hear them stop in front of them. 1x slowly looks up at Shedletsky, shaking out of fear for what’s to come. Shedletsky started to ball up his fists, his eyes crossing, and his hand coming up to hit 1x. His own child. The poor child that didn’t deserve him.

Shedletskys’ hand raised and lowered just as fast as he did to raise it to slap 1x in their face. 1x automatically started to let out all those tears they’ve been keeping in when they registered the slap. Suddenly they got hit again, And again, And again, And again.

“WHY DO YOU FUCK UP EVERY SMALL TASK I GIVE YOU? ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A FAILURE?” Shedletsky snapped at 1x while still hitting them.

1x sobs turned louder and louder. They wished that someone, ANYONE, Would hear their sobs of distress and help them somehow. 1x then moved out the way when Shedletsky was hitting them and ran to their room.

Still sobbing, 1x locked their bedroom door and grabbed their phone to call the moderator team hotline (aka 911 in the Roblox world.) and hit call.

Shedletsky know what 1x was doing. So he started to try to break down the wooden door that separated Shedletsky and 1x apart with his KFC bucket build he had going on.

1x’s phone ringed at their ear, they were still sobbing and scared for their life, they didn’t know if the door would stand for much longer.

“Hello this is Roblox’s moderator team hotline what is your problem?”

1x found that voice familiar to them for some reason, they felt like they’ve heard it before somewhere. But right now was not the time to try to remember if they’ve heard that voice before since Shedletsky was still trying to break down their door.

“H-Hey! My dad has been physically abusing me for months and he’s trying to break down my door right now HELP!”

1x tired their best to keep out their sobbing so the moderator could actually hear what they were saying.

Then they figured out who that voice was.

It was Clockwork! They heard him talk to Shedletsky about coding and stuff. He was one of the few other people who 1x knew the name of since Shedletsky didn’t let him see the outside often.(even though Clockwork barely knew that 1x existed.)

“Ok, where are you currently and who is your dad?” Clockwork said with calmnes in his voice. Like he was just asking a normal question and not something so extreme.

“ 9696 Fried Chicken Avenue! A-And my dad’s name is Shedletsky. Please hurry I don’t know if my door can handle anymore!”

“ Hey don’t worry we already have people on their way, you’ll be safe I promise…Wait your dad’s SHEDLETSKY?…1x1x1x1? That’s your name right?”

1x can’t believe clockwork remembered his name. Didn’t Shedletsky only tell clockwork about him once? Well it wasn’t time to be happy that someone remembered him since Shedletsky was still yelling and trying to break down their door.

“Okay 1x I know it’s hard to calm down right now but we have mods on their way.”

1x Then herd someone attack Shedletsky to the ground outside of their room.

“FREEZE SHEDLETSKY YOUR UNDER BANLAND!”