Archive of Our Own ^beta

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"Hello everyone and welcome to a new book! This book will allow you guys to ask questions about the main book or me/CG! Requests are also welcome but here are some rules so you can see your request be written!"

What I will not do

• NSFW (Don't know how to write it and don't want to)

• Spoilers

• Ships (Sorry but I also don't know how to write it)

More will be added

What I will do

• Angst

• Fluff

• Chance's bad flirting skills

• CG's past with 007n7 and C00lkidd

• Hints about future chapters

More will be added

"Welp, that's all of it. For now, I guess... Can't wait to see all of your questions/requests!"

[Clara! It's time t0 get g0ing! The r0und is ab0ut to start!]

"Oh, well then. See you all soon!"

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Clargie was bored, they weren’t allowed into the round because their dad said no! They would’ve followed after him, if he didn’t block them! “CG! I’M BORREED!! WHAT CAN WE DO?” Clara complained as they floated around 007n7’s room. [I mean…we can mess with the surviv0rs? That’s what y0u’ve always wanted, right?] CG’s suggestion gives Clara a brilliant idea. “CG, you’re a genius! Why didn’t I think of that?!”

Clargie then floats out of the room and immediately gets to work, they teleported to the rooms of the survivors who weren’t in the match and asked them to help them with messing with the others. Dusekkar and Noob were hesitant but agreed to help once they said that it would bring the mood up and Two Time and Taph automatically agreed; the cultist agreed because “Spawn would be utmost grateful.” Whatever that meant, the bomber agreed because he wanted to do something.

The group then got to work, Clargie moved stuff around while also making it look like it was always in that place, Taph used his tripwire to booby trap most of the entrances, Dusekkar used his levitation to hide stuff in places nobody but him and Clargie could reach, and Two Time and Noob were the liars; they would be the ones who say they didn’t see anything wrong with the place.

Once everything was ready, the group went back to their rooms and waited for the survivors to come back. It wasn’t long before someone fell on Taph’s tripwire, “Ack! Taph!” Everyone in the group but Clargie came out of their rooms and went to see what happened. The survivors had survived but Builderman was the first to leave the winner's table and fall face first into the ground.

“Why did you place a tripwire here?” “🥱👇🔗” (Was bored, put tripwire there) “What…?” Builderman was confused before turning to the other group members and asked, “Did you guys see him placing the tripwire here?” They all shook their heads, “I was at rest so I could not have seen his gest.” Dusekkar states and Noob also shakes their head, “Same…I was minding my own business when I heard you calling out for Taph.” Two Time was silent, smiling at Builderman.

Then there was a scream, making Clargie teleport to the main cabin, only to see it was Shedletsky crying next to a trash can. “MY CHICKENNN!!! NOOOO!!” Everyone just blinked at the scene. Clargie was trying so hard not to laugh and get caught, Elliot walked over the tripwire and was about to exit the main cabin only to trip over the tripwire at the door.

Clargie snorted but caught themselves before anyone could hear them. Builderman sighs before turning back to Taph, “Taph, I know that you don’t plan on taking back the tripwires, so is there…anymore that we should know about?” Taph shakes his head and the survivors that were in the round sigh in relief.

Chance began to walk up the stairs to head to the game room, only to trip on a tripwire and fall face first into the stairs. Clargie and the group of misfits began shaking in laughter as Taph signs, “☝️2️⃣” (That one too). The gambler groaned as he got up from the stairs before continuing to the game room, Shedletsky was still crying about the chicken in the trash while everyone else carefully walked through the main cabin.

After a while, everyone thought they found everything that the misfit group either changed or messed around with. Only…that was far from the truth. On top of the Drakobloxxer’s head was Builderman’s spare wrench. And by pure coincidence (Totally not me) the shower broke and Builder had lost his main wrench, so he went looking for his spare, “Hey, has anyone seen my spare wrench? Guest said the shower broke and I lost my main one.”

Everyone shook their heads, nobody knew where it was before 007n7 looked at the fireplace and saw it, “Uh…Builderman. I think it’s up there?” He says as he points at the visible wrench on the Drakobloxxer’s head. All eyes looked up and Builderman was confused, “How did it even get up there? I can’t reach that!” “Maybe if you prayed for extra height from Spawn you could reach it.” Two Time states with their unwavering smile.

Their words caught everyone off guard and Clargie couldn’t hide their laughter. “HAHAHA!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! POP OFF TWO TIME!” [I DID N0T EXPECT THAT!] Clargie laughs so hard that they fall off the couch. The misfit group also couldn’t contain their laughter and also laugh. The others were silent before also laughing, except for Builderman and Guest (The latter was still waiting for the shower).

Finally, when everyone stopped laughing, Clargie teleports to the wrench and tosses down to Builderman, who catches it without problem, and he heads back to the bathroom to fix the shower. “That was the most fun I’ve had all week! We should do this again!” Clargie says to their group of misfits, to which they all nod their heads in agreement.

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Clargie was minding their own business when they heard someone coming up to them. They turned around and saw Noob, who was holding a Bloxy Cola. “Hey Noob! What’s all this for?” Noob smiled, not their normal smile though. “Hey Clargie! Do you think you can help me with a prank?”

Clargie grinned, “Of course! What are we going to do? Move stuff around again? Ooh! Or are we putting Shedletsky’s chicken in the trash again?!” Noob shook their head and took out a bloxy cola, “I just need you to summon more of these for me. That’s all.” Clargie looked at the can in confusion. [Just…m0re cans? Y0u sure this is a prank 0r are y0u just using me t0 get y0u m0re drinks?]

“It’s really for a prank! Promise!” Noob exclaimed, Clargie slowly blinked at them before opening up their screen and clicking on the ‘Give Something’ and clicked on Noob’s name and on the colas before turning back to them, “How many do you want? 10? 20? 15?” “The maximum please. Thank you Clargie.” “You’re welcome? I still don’t know what your prank is.” Clargie states as they move the slider to the max and activates the command. The colas appeared in Noob’s pockets and they smiled and began to walk away, “I’ll show you later! Don’t worry!”

Clargie just stares at their figure before going back to what they were doing, “CG, what kind of prank do you think Noob is gonna do with those colas?” [I d0n’t know, maybe change the waters int0 c0las?]

After a while, Clargie was with 007 in the Lobby when there was the sound of laughter. They looked up at the beams and saw Noob holding a bunch of Bloxy Colas tied together like a watermelon about to explode from too many rubber bands.

“What the—?! What are you doing Noob?!” Clargie exclaimed, catching everyone’s attention. Before anyone could do anything, Noob tightened the rope around the colas making them explode and the liquid fell onto everyone and flooding the Main Cabin, Clargie immediately teleported outside and opened the windows and door to let the liquid out only to then be caught by the wave of Bloxy Cola.

Everyone screamed as they were brought out of the Main Cabin with the wave of Bloxy Cola. When everyone finally stopped, they were all drenched in Cola. “That was fun, right guys?” Noob exclaimed as they got up from the ground. “That was cool and all, but how are we supposed to clean this?!” Clargie exclaimed while pointing at the flooded areas.

Noob opens their mouth before freezing and slowly closing their mouth. “I…uh…didn’t think that far ahead…” They sheepishly say. “Don’t you have something to drain it? Or like ctrl + z?” Shedletsky asks Clargie, who stares at him with an annoyed expression. “If I had something like that, I WOULD’VE USED IT BY NOW! ####### ######.” They curse under their breath but was yelled at by both 007n7 and Builderman for swearing.

[Let’s just get this cleaned up s0 that we w0n’t walk ar0und with wet s0cks…] Clargie summons multiple battery powered vacuums and hands them to each person, everyone then begins working on sucking up the Colas and when the vacuums get full Clargie would dump them into the water of the dock.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, every drop of Cola was drained and everything was dried. The survivors plopped onto the couches of the Lobby with a tired sigh. “We finally finished it… I thought it would take forever.” Elliot sighs. “Finally… I could go for a drink right now.” Clargie says as they open the screen and summon a Bloxy Cola, or what they thought was just one Cola was the maximum amount you could give to a player since they forgot to change the number.

The bloxy colas appear in their pockets and everyone stares at them before slowly turning towards Noob, who had locked eyes with Clargie.

“Give me them!”

“NOOB NO!”

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Clara was being comforted by CG while in their headspace. (Kinda imagine it as a smaller version of the headspace from Omori but it’s normal colors instead of pastel.) After taking care of C00lkidd and his new features, CG had found a way for them to just talk to one another without them knowing about it. “ CG …it’s my fault that he’s feeling this way! If I didn’t press the button and join the program, he wouldn’t have his Milestone 4 equipped!” [Y0u didn’t kn0w Clara. If anything, it’s their fault. S0, d0n’t feel bad…]

CG sighed as Clara continued to mope about something that was out of her control. [H0w can I take y0ur mind 0ff this s0 y0u can feel better…?] She mutters to herself. “You can’t do anything CG! I deserve to feel this way!” Clara sobs, her other sighs in disappointment. [0kay, n0w this is g0ing t00 far.] She then grabs Clara by her arm and drags her up to her feet, [C0me 0n, I have s0mething t0 sh0w y0u. I pr0mise it’ll make y0u feel better.]

Clara sighs before following after CG , they walk for a while which makes Clara confused on how far the surprise was, “ CG , are we even close to the where your surprise is? We’ve been walking  for what feels like forever!” CG turns around and smiles, [We’re alm0st there! But d0n’t y0u see, y0u’re mind is thinking ab0ut s0mething else!] Clara also realizes this and pauses midstep. “Oh…yeah you’re right! I guess taking a walk does clear your head.”

The two girls continue their walk through the headspace, talking about things they want to do in the real world, “Why can’t I mess with Chance again CG ?! It’s funny to mess with him!” [Because he kn0ws ab0ut y0u! S0, it’ll be 0bvi0us that y0u’re the 0ne messing with him.] “Then can I mess with Shedletsky? He doesn’t know about me!” Clara exclaims before noticing a couch and a tv in front of them.

“ CG , what is that? Don’t tell me…” Clara stared at the furniture with excitement, CG smiled at Clara before grabbing her wrist and dragging her towards the couch. [Surprise! C0me 0n Clara! Let’s g0 play s0me games!] “Video games!? Yes!”

The both of them sat down on the couch and CG summoned every single gaming console from Clara’s world, “Ooh! Let’s play on the xbox! I’ve been dying to play some Minecraft!” Clara exclaimed as she grabbed the xbox one and connected it to the tv. [What’s Minecraft? Is it a st0ry game?] CG asked as she sits down on the couch.

“This is not a story game, but there is a separate game that makes this one a story game! But, this game is free roam.” Clara explains before inserting Minecraft into the xbox and handing a controller to CG . Once loaded in, Clara immediately got to work on teaching CG how to play Minecraft–from collecting materials to building–that she was able to get to the nether in just a couple of minutes.

“You’re really good at this CG !” Clara exclaimed as she built the base in their server, CG was happy to find something that didn’t make her want to hack to speed things up. [I mean, y0u’re a really g00d teacher Clara! I w0uld’ve been using hacks t0 speed things up if I didn’t understand this game!]

The two girls began to play into the night, laughing and complaining when they died and lost all of their stuff. When they both started getting tired, they closed the game and headed back to the main area of the mindscape. “I had so much fun CG . Thank you for that…” said Clara with a smile, CG nodded her head and hugged Clara tightly, [Y0ur welc0me Clara, just remember that y0u can’t c0ntr0l things that are 0ut 0f y0ur c0ntr0l. 0kay?]

Clara nodded before they both teleported back to the real world, ready to take on the first round of the day.

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The Spectre glared at the girls with anger, “You…You did this!” They exclaimed while harshly picking Clargie up. The girls yelped from pain and fear as they were lifted high into the sky.  “You…freed them?! Now how am I supposed to entertain if there is nothing to entertain with?!”

“They…they aren’t objects! They’re real people!” [And s0me 0f them are 0ur dad and siblings!] They argued. Back then, they would’ve been too afraid to argue with them , but now after getting their family and the other survivors and killers their freedom, they weren’t as afraid anymore.

The Spectre started squeezing them tightly to try to kill them for giving the survivors and killers freedom. The girls began screaming in pain while also trying to get out of their tightening grip, “Who do you think you’re talking to? I’m your boss! So you have to treat me with RESPECT!” But right as The Spectre was about to crush Clargie, a bright light flashed and Clargie, who’s eyes were closed due to bright light, was out of their hand. “What the–?!”

“Hey bastard! You don’t get to hurt our girls!” A voice exclaimed, the unfamiliar voice made Clargie open their eyes and gasped when they saw a bunch of unfamiliar faces, the survivors, and C00lkidd. “What…What are you guys doing back here?!” [H0w did they c0me back?] Clargie wondered but was gently picked up by their dad. “You should thank her.” He says, gesturing to a woman who was around the same height as The Spectre. (Around 20 ft) “After you freed us, she came to us and told us what The Spectre was doing to you and brought us here.

[“Wh0…wh0 is she??"] They looked up at the woman and she looked down at them and smiled. “Alright everyone! You know what to do! Author? A little help?” The tall woman looked on her shoulder and a little person with a laptop nodded, that person is me.

The Spectre suddenly became the same height as everyone else and the group of unfamiliar people, which is you guys, and the survivors ran at them , C00lkidd stayed with Clargie. Nearly everyone had a weapon with them, someone even had cards from block tales and another had a slipper.

Kyoufu threw dynamite at them as a first strike before equipping their ante up and knight card before using power stab, dealing 14 damage. When they regain balance, Noob hands the nearest person, which happened to be Person, a Bloxy Cola. “Here! Take this!” “Thanks!” Person drinks it before gripping their sword that was given to them from my vessel and rushed at The Spectre and stabbed them . They screamed in pain and right before The Spectre could attack them, Guest blocked it and parried their attack, stunning them .

Dusekkar, who was no longer nerfed by The Spectre, used his magic to stop them from moving. As they tried to get out of Dusekkar’s magic trap, Chance pointed his new gun at the being and shot them in the eye, blinding them for a bit until they could regenerate it back. 

“AARGH! YOU LITTLE PESTS!” They screamed as they tried attacking one of the nearest readers, which happened to be Golden, but my vessel flicked the tiny Spectre away towards Error404 who brought up their sword and hit them with it like a baseball. Curiosity equips Power Rush, Aggressor and Ante cards, letting their damage rise before eating an apple pie and growing taller, making their attack rise by 2 before taking out a hyperball and throwing it excellently, dealing 24 damage. The giant woman, my vessel, brings them and Z3ll13 up in the sky by lifting the ground around them into the sky, Z3ll13 smirks before immediately taking out a metal pipe and the song ‘California Girls’ begins playing in the background before hitting them off the cliff.

When they landed on the ground, Fish ran up with 007n7 and they both dumped boiling hot water. The Spectre didn’t have enough time to scream from pain before Blackcat and Two Time raised their daggers and stabbed them in the chest. They were able to get up and finally regenerate their eye, “I SHOULD’VE KILLED THOSE GIRLS THE MOMENT I HAD THE CHANCE!” They exclaim as they try to swipe at Staysup but they dodge and bite their hand hard.

The Spectre tries to get them off, but when they finally do, they are drenched with gasoline and right as they turn around, :3 threw a matchstick and fire starts burning them . PoPT4R7 ran up and quickly hit them on the head with a frying pan, “🍳❓” (“Where did you get the frying pan from?”) Taph asked as he threw a subspace tripmine. “Don’t worry about it.”

Elliot threw pizzas to different people who called for it, not that they were low but because they were hungry. Builderman slams down his banhammer, obviously it doesn’t ban them since we still need them but it does hurt them and Shedletsky stabbed them with all of the SFOTH swords, even a venomshank that he borrowed from 1x4. Everyone’s attacks brought their health down significantly that The Spectre was getting desperate, they roared in anger before summoning a black sword and throwing it towards the group. “Watch out!” Clara exclaimed as the sword flew through the air and stabbed right into Two Time.

Two Time fell over but was revived in their new and improved ritual spot, made by yours truly, Ketchup dashed at the being and multi-slashed The Spectre, blood finally began to fall from the injuries. Shell threw their slipper at them and with the power of their ancestors, hit them so hard they coughed out blood. Parasitic and Rivulet both had meat hooks and they began hitting them with all their might, blinding them once again in the process.

Honey summoned thousands of giant angry bees that attacked them from all angles with bass boosted metal pipes falling, deafening only The Spectre as everyone else had noise-canceling headphones. Their final attack was tearing out their organs and leaving them on the ground for Yukii to pour salt on their organs and my vessel would take care of them later.

Clara and CG were confused on why these random people helped the survivors take revenge for them. “Why…why are you guys doing this…? We don’t deserve this, not after all we’ve done to you guys…” Clara says weakly as tears fall from their eyes. 007n7 quickly ran and hugged his daughters and son, “No, you don’t deserve any harm that comes to you Clargie. You were just trying to protect me and your brother… So don’t blame yourself, okay?”

Clargie then began sobbing after hearing their dad’s comforting words and hugged their family tighter. Everyone watched the scene with content, both from getting revenge on The Spectre and seeing the happy family, before being transported back to their original places. “Welp, everything has gone just the way it was meant to be, right Author?” My vessel asked and I agree. Everything has gone just the way it needs to be and all that is left to do is kill The Spectre, are you ready for this my vessel?

“Born ready.” She says as she takes out her sword and lifts it above her head, The Spectre, who was back to their original height, regenerated their eye just for the last thing they see was the Sword of Good Endings being brought down, killing them instantly.

funny version (based off the don’t touch my child by sir pelo)

Clargie: *Screams* 

Spectre: *Gets slapped* HUH?

Vessel: Don't touch my child

*Spectre tries to hurt them again but is slapped multiple times* STOP IT!!

Survivors and Readers: WHO’S TOUCHING THE CHILD?! 

*Vessel points at The Spectre and they’re slapped by Kyoufu* DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD

Sounds of unintelligible screams as The Spectre is beaten 

*[SYSTEM] tries escaping but is spotted by Vessel* They’re touching my child! 

*Everyone freezes and stares at them before Guest 1337 points at them* YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD?! 

[SYSTEM]: NO! 

*They are then dragged into the beating session with The Spectre and are beaten up while Vessel and C00lkidd take care of Clargie, who watches the scene in confusion*

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Here is the Author's Vessel

(The author is the noob on her shoulder!)