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1. How to Fake Date Your High School Bully by purrmurmur

   Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alex/Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Sam/Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Alex (Stardew Valley)
   • Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Sam (Stardew Valley)
   • (more added as they show up)
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Former Bully Alex
   • Talk of past repressed sexuality
   • Talk of past homophobia
   • talk of past bullying
   • Plot With Porn
   • Probably will verge on Porn with Plot
   • Confident but damaged Sebastian
   • Kinda mean Sebastian
   • Besties with Benefits ;)
   • THE TROPES ARE EVERYWHERE
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Dating
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Forced Proximity
   • HEA Guaranteed

   Summary

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   Sebastian’s been living in ZuZu City since high school ended, chasing his dream of coding for a living and enjoying the added bonus of having Sam, his lifelong best friend, just down the hall.

   What he hasn’t been doing is thinking about Alex. Not even a little. They haven’t spoken since the summer after graduation, and honestly? That’s been perfectly fine with him.

   Which is why it’s more than a little weird that Alex has suddenly, and rather desperately, been trying to get in touch.

   And when Sebastian finally picks up the phone, he’s not at all prepared for the reason Alex is calling… or the favour he’s asking for.
   From HIM...
   The same guy Alex spent most of high school tormenting.
   The same guy who probably hates Alex more than anyone else in the world.

   (A very trope filled story, DESIGNED to be trope heavy and a lot of fun with minimal angst, but definitely some pining and a great deal of sexual tension. ;) )

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