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“Leo Valdez made a group chat”

“Leo Valdez added Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and 5+ others”

“Leo Valdez named the group chat: faggots”

Leo Valdez: wassup my homies

“Leo Valdez changed their name to: flamingcheetos”

Flamingcheetos: where is everyone!???

Percy Jackson: a group chat I see…

“Flaminghotcheetos changed Percy Jackson name to: aquarium”

aquarium: noice

aquarium: wait

Flamingcheetos: I have no idea how I got a phone if that’s waht your asking

Flamingcheetos: but

Flamingcheetos: now we can talk to eachother

aquarium: oh

Annabeth Chase: What, how did you do this?

Flamingcheetos: idek

Flamingcheetos: at least we can talk to eachother!!!

Annabeth Chase: The rest of the seven is added?

Flamingcheetos: ye

Annabeth Chase: Okay.

Frank Zhang: hi guys

Moonshine: why am I here

Sunshine: hi

Hazel: woah

Piper McLean: hi bitches

Jason Grace: hi?

Flamingcheetos: hi jasonnn

“Flamingcheetos changed Jason Grace name to: Superman”

Superman: hi Leo

Aquarium: omg Nico’s and wills usernames are matching!!!!

Piper McLean: ofc there matching

Moonshine: SHUT UP

sunshine: someone noticed

Hazel: the gays

Flamingcheetos: slang words

Frank Zhang: what do we do now

Aquarium: wait imma add someone

Aquarium: brb

……………………

“Percy Jackson made a group chat”

“Percy Jackson added: Apollo”

“Percy renamed the group chat to: dating the sun”

‘Dating the sun’

Percy Jackson: hi 👋

Apollo: hello

Percy Jackson: would you mind if you were in a group chat

Apollo: what?

Percy Jackson: with the seven

Apollo: okay ✅

Percy Jackson: kk

‘Faggots’

“Aquarium added Apollo”

Sunshine: dad!?

Apollo: yes it’s me

Annabeth Chase: I-

Aquarium: very intense Imsee

Flamingcheetos: wow a god

Piper McLean: yea

Apollo: I’m dating Percy

Annabeth Chase: I expected that

Sunshine: WAHT YOUR DATING MY DAD!?

Flamingcheetos: WHATTTTT

Hazel: wow!

Frank Zhang: what is up with today?

Flamingcheetos: idk 🤷

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Group chat names:

Percy: aquarium 

Flamingcheetos: Leo 

Annabeth: smarties 

Piper: cocaine

Nico: moonlight 

Will: sunlight

Frank: huggable

Hazel: hazelnut

Jason: Superman

Apollo: ☀️ 

Rachel: RED

Reyna: RARA

‘Cooking club’

Piper: soo

Percy: what?

Piper: I heard you were a good cook

Percy: oh

Percy: why is this titeled cooking club

Piper: i want to be better than Gordon Ramsey 

Percy: so your asking me 

Percy: to cook with you

Percy: in order to make better foods than that chief 

Piper: yea

Percy: okay then

Piper: we’re both good cooks we can handle this bitch

Percy: wait why do you want to be better

Piper: I despise that white man

Percy: okayed 

Percy: wait omg we should record

Piper: I was already going to do that dumbass slut

Percy: woah don’t need to call me that

Piper: we will kick that white mans ass!

‘Fuck this’

Flamingcheetos: we should play among us

Smarties: dumbest thing I ever heard.

moonlight: tf is among us

Superman: you a 1900th people

moonlight: yes actually 

Superman: oh yea

Cocaine: GUESS WHO COOKED SOMETHING 

cocaine: ME AND PERCY

aquarium: yeaaaaaa

Superman: wow

Aquarium: it went really well

Cocaine: yea u gotta trust the process 

Aquarium: it is litttt in hereeee

Cocaine: yae

Smarties: are you guys high?

Aquarium: maybe

Aquarium: idk what we put in that stuff but I’m feeling a little high life right now

Smarties: fuck

Cocaine: I’m seeing weird things 

Cocaine: I don’t feel safe

Gordon Ramsey: why am I hear

Aquarium: SHIT

aquarium: Gordon Ramsey what are you doing here!!

Cocaine: omg

Flamingcheetos: OMG THIS IS A CELEBRITY 

sunlight: what did I open up to…?

Sunlight: why the fuck is Gordon Ramsey here

Moonlight: feels like a fever dream 

Gordon Ramsey: it probably is

Moonlight: umm

Aquarium: oh my days

Aquarium: Leo why did you summon him

Flamingcheetos: whoops sorry my gang

RED: what the fuck…

RARA: .

‘RARA went offline’

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Group chat names:

Percy: aquarium 

Flamingcheetos: Leo 

Annabeth: smarties 

Piper: cocaine

Nico: moonlight 

Will: sunlight

Frank: huggable

Hazel: hazelnut

Jason: Superman

Apollo: ☀️ 

Rachel: RED

Reyna: RARA

‘The bros’ (Jason, Leo, and Percy)

Superman: is anyone awake??

Aquarium: 🖐️

Flamingcheetos: I AM!!!

Superman: your so hyper

Flamingcheetos: I DRANKEE COFFEEE

Superman: oh

Superman: where did you get coffee from?

Flamingcheetos: IDK

Superman: how do you not know

Aquarium: 🤐

Superman: okay then..

Aquarium: I gave him coffee

Superman: why???

Aquarium: it’s a good sale

Superman: what?

Aquarium: you wouldn’t know…

Flamingcheetos: IM FEELING SO FAST RIGHT NOW

flamingcheetos: IT FEELS LIKE X RAY VISION 

aquarium: might have gave him a little too much

Superman: you think

aquarium: maybe he’ll get tired 

Superman: you sure 

Aquarium: yessir 

“Superman went offline”

“Aquarium went offline”

Flamingcheetos: guys

Flamingcheetos: HELLO??????

Flamingcheetos: WHERE IS EVERYONE THE FICK

…

‘Fuck this’

Smarties: question

Smarties: why is leo so hyper

Cocaine: hes always hyper Ann 

Smarties: no like jumping off of stuff

Superman: hes still up

Superman: shoot

Aquarium: so funny story

Aquarium: I gave him a lot of caffeine 

Smarties: why would you do that?!

Aquarium: well Annabeth Chase

Aquarium: he got me a gold fish

Aquarium: so I

Aquarium: a good friend I say

Aquarium: gave him caffeine cause he gave me a gift 

Aquarium: and I happen to be very sleepy 

Moonlight: you gave Leo coffee

Aquarium: well in my defense 

Aquarium: I was more focused on the FISH

Moonlight: he gave you a fish?

Aquarium: yes

Hazelnut: what did you name it!

Aquarium: Finn 

Huggable: you named the fish Finn?

Aquarium: yes Indeed

Huggable: ok

Sunlight: why did Leo just pass out in front of me.?

Aquarium: caffeine 

Sunlight: oh

Sunlight: right.

Hazelnut: wait how did you have coffee

Aquarium: good question 

Hazelnut: you dont know how you did?

Aquarium: a camper gave it to me 

Aquarium: for some reason…

Smarties: you weren’t concerned of how the child got that?

Aquarium: I was tired?

Smarties: oh my god…

Aquarium: I think it was one kid in the Apollo cabin 

Superman: did not expect a kid from their 

Sunlight: a kid from my cabin!???!

Aquarium: yes

Sunlight: oh my goodness…

Aquarium: welll

Aquarium: not my problem right now

“Aquarium went offline”

Sunlight: ..

Sunlight: i hate him

Percy looks down, at the screen in front of him. And smiles softly, Percy turns his head to his goldfish. A thought comes to mind, ‘how did Leo even manage to get this goldfish?  Percy stares down at the goldfish, until a knocking noise comes through the door. Startled, Percy shakes his head. Quickly running to the door.

When he opened the door, he expected a camper. But the only thing he saw, noticing a note. Percy raises an eyebrow in confusion, he shrugs it off. And decides to pick up the note.

Percy finally speaks up, “who would ever believe this shit?” He says, reading the note.

He rolls his eyes, not believing anything off of it. And crumbles it and throws it on the ground, turning back to the door. About to head back, he looks at the note again. Looking up, he looks around. And quickly picks up the note.

Shutting his door in the process.

‘Fuck this’ 

Smarties: 5,000+3440=8,440 

Flamingcheetos: do uh

Flamingcheetos: 12900+4500+3425666

Smarties: 3,443,066 

Aquarium: why she doing this??

Flamingcheetos: I’m testing if she knows everything 

Aquarium: ok 👍 

Smarties: hey Percy

Aquarium: heya

Superman: where were you?

Aquarium: wdym?

Superman: you were offline

Superman: for a long time

Aquarium: ohhh

Aquarium: wellll Jason 

Aquarium: I got this note

Aquarium: and it was just a dumb thing

Superman: a note?

Aquarium: it said like

Aquarium: I’m always watching you with a smiley face

Superman: probably just a prank

Smarties: who would ever believe that?

Aquarium: yea but I don’t think it’s that big

Cocaine: ooo 

Cocaine: what was the name

Aquarium: didn’t say

Cocaine: oh

Hazelnut: and you just had it on the doorstep?

Aquarium: yep

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Percy: aquarium 

Flamingcheetos: Leo 

Annabeth: smarties 

Piper: cocaine

Nico: moonlight 

Will: sunlight

Frank: huggable

Hazel: hazelnut

Jason: Superman

Apollo: ☀️ 

Rachel: RED

Reyna: RARA

‘Fuck this’

Smarties: me and piper are going on a date 

Jason: oh

Cocaine: yea bitches!!!!!

Flamingcheetos: you lesbians 

Aquarium: imagine being gay

Aquarium: loserrrr

Cocaine: your lgbtq too

Aquarium: nu uh

Cocaine: yu hu

Smarties: fags

Aquarium: woah woah

Aquarium: you two are the only fags here

Aquarium: PLUS Leo and Jason 

Flamingcheetos: WHAT

Superman: uhmmm

Aquarium: it’s obvious 

Aquarium: I watched Leo sit in your lap

Superman: oh

Flamingcheetos: dam

Aquarium: caught you gays

Aquarium: Jason are you gonna protect your kitten

Superman: stop

Flamingcheetos: meow

Superman: no

Flamingcheetos: w-w-what do you m-mean no…

Superman: …

Aquarium: how could you Jason

Superman: I didn’t want this

Flamingcheetos: *looks away* heh- *puts on fake smile

Superman: wtf why we roplaying 

Flamingcheetos: *tries to stop tears*

Flamingcheetos: I- I thought- you l-loved m-me…

Cocaine: protect your kitten Jason!!

Superman: 

‘Superman left this group chat’

Flamingcheetos: NO

flamingcheetos: alpha come back!

Aquarium: oh no!!!!

Aquarium: wait

Aquarium: we should have a picnic!!!

Hazelnut: yeahhh!!!

Flamingcheetos: should I add Jason back?

Aquarium: yes

Flamingcheetos: okay 👍 

‘Flamingcheetos added jason’

Jason: sigh

Flamingcheetos: we’re gonna have a picnic 

Jason: we are?

Aquarium: yes

Jason: oh

Cocaine: oooooo 

Jason: but aren’t Piper and Annabeth on a date

Cocaine: fuck that

Cocaine: we’re going to this picnic

Smarties: yea.

Jason: ok

Aquarium: we’re going to meet on a field 

Aquarium: like right now

Huggable: right now?

Aquarium: yes

Aquarium: thats what I fucking said dumbass

Huggable: oh..

Smarties: Percy

Aquarium: wjat 

Smarties: don’t be rude

Aquarium: 😝😝😝😝

Smarties: hm

Flamingcheetos: wait what field?

Aquarium: the big one

Moonlight: aren’t we like in different camps

Aquarium: so wjat?

Sunlight: how are supposed to meet

Aquarium: hmmm 🤔 

Aquarium: idk 🤷 

Sunlight: then what do we do??

Aquarium: we walk duh

Moonlight: why not a another time

Aquarium: no

Flamingcheetos: yeah!!

Aquarium: we can roleplay 

Moonlight: okay..

Aquarium: yes 🙌 

Flamingcheetos: “wow, this food is good!” 😊 

Aquarium: wait what type of food

Flamingcheetos: sandwich 🥪 

Smarties: your serious

Aquarium: yes 👍 

Smarties: ..

Cocaine: fuck this shit

Cocaine: I’m out ✌️ 

‘Cocaine went offline’

‘Moonlight went offline’

‘Sunlight went offline’

‘Smarties went offline’

‘Hazelnut went offline’

‘Huggable went offline’ 

Aquarium: oh

Flamingcheetos: I guess it’s just us ;)

Flamingcheetos: femboys :))

‘Superman went offline’

Aquarium: ew

Flamingcheetos: what :(

‘Aquarium went offline’

Flamingcheetos: wowww

Flamingcheetos: I see how it is

‘Flamingcheetos went offline’

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‘P+A’

Fish: help

A mistake: what do you need help with?

Fish: I just threw upppp

A mistake: are you okay?

Fish: 😐

A mistake: so no..?

Fish: no shit Sherlock

A mistake: just a question..

Fish: what do I do?…

A mistake:

A mistake: oh wait

A mistake: nvm

Fish: get your ass over here

A mistake: jeez okay..

Fish: 😇 thank you 😊

…………………………………………………………………………………………………

“Heyy” Percy called, seeing the sight of Apollo.

“Hi,” he mumbled, looking away.

Percy smiled at Apollo, watching the god turn his way. “Okay.” Apollo sighed, “why the fuck am I here?”

Percy smiled, leaning on Apollo. “Just wanted to see my boyfriend.” Percy says.

“Mmhmm” Apollo hummed. He brought a hand to his forehead, “woah- you're burning up.”

“Cause I’m too hot for you to handle!” Percy joked. Apollo rolled his eyes at the comment, “you need to rest.” He says, “here, this might help.” Apollo says, placing a cold cloth to his forehead.

“Why thank you.”

“Need anything els-?”

“Can you stay with me, like cuddle?” Interrupted Percy.

Apollo looked back, blushing. “I-I mean…”

“Come on, a little bit won’t hurt.”

“You sure?”

“Positive, now come on!” Percy says, while patting the empty spot next to him.

‘Fuck this’

Superman: how did Gordon Ramsey get here?

Superman: is he still here

Cocaine: idk 🤷

Moonlight: my idol

Cocaine: you like him??

Moonlight: yes

Cocaine: did not expect you to like him..

Moonlight: I’m a lot of surprises

☀️ : Percy’s sick

Superman: how do you know?

☀️ : Because I’m in his cabin

Superman: oh

Huggable: is he okay?

☀️ : he has a headache

☀️ : and is currently sleeping 🍆🍆

Smarties: why did you use those emojis..

☀️ : HE LOOKS SO CUTEETETETE

smarties: simp

☀️ : AGAHAHAH

Cocaine: 🫵👌👈💮

Smarties: what’s the red one??

Cocaine: idk I thought it looked cool

Flamingcheetos: real

Smarties: wait a second

Smarties: …

Smarties: Piper what the fuck

Flamingcheetos: ohhh 😮

Cocaine: 😉 😜 ♥️

Huggable: 😳

Cocaine: me and you in bed ❤️

Smarties:

Flamingcheetos: you guys fucked?

Smarties: NO

cocaine: YESSIR

Smarties: NO

Flamingcheetos: I don’t believe you annbtha

Cocaine: annbtha

Huggable: annbtha

Hazelnut: annbtha

Sunlight: annbtha

Flamingcheetos: .

Aquarium: PIPER AND ANNABETH FUCK??

Flamingcheetos: yea

Aquarium: I WAS RIGHT!!1!1!

☀️: what

Cocaine: at least SOMEONE supports us 🥀

Flamingcheetos: wtf is that emoji 💔

Cocaine: the one that uses the broken heart emoji

Flamingcheetos: better then that

Aquarium: REAL 💔

Cocaine: stop ganging up on me

Aquarium: no ❤️

Cocaine: ☹️

Aquarium: FUKK

aquarium: I bit my tongue 😜

Cocaine: HAH

Cocaine: 🫟👀

“Flamingcheetos muted cocaine for 3 hours”

Flamingcheetos: STIP BEING FREAKY

Huggable: 🇨🇳

Flamingcheetos: 🧀

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’are you man enough?’

’your not a real man’

thoughts went into Percy’s mind, looking at his body through the mirror. 
lifting up his shirt, seeing his surgery scars. ‘Your disgusting’

percy wanted to cry, maybe he isn’t a real man. He never was, he was always a girl. Never a boy.

he was never masculine, never strong. Just in her imagination.

you have to be ladylike, thats what the boys want. Not a man.

maybe Apollo never loved him for being a boy, only a girl. 

he hates you

he hates you for being a boy

you would be better as a girl

you don’t even look like a boy

A sob left her  mouth, ‘I'm so disgusting’  she  thinks 

A sting leaves HER arms, looking down SHE notices that SHE? was scratching her? arms. Blood gushing out. SHE stared at it, the blood made HER calm…

a smile slipped on her face, being relaxed with pain shooting out his arms. She closed her eyes, taking deep breath’s.

opening her eyes again, she saw herself in the mirror. 

pathetic

bitch

slut

she frowned, shaking her head to keep those thoughts away.

”I’m being dramatic,, she muttered. Rolling her eyes.

she sighs, plotting herself on her bed. Looking up at the ceiling. 

She looked at her phone, next to her. It shooting notifications.

smiling she picked it up, ready to read the messages from the group chat.