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Group name: Mennn

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Isagi: finally!

Isagi: lorenzos been expelledddd!

Bachira: Ayyyy

Chigiri: thank GOD that guy gives me the CREEPS

Isagi: ikrrr

Yukimiya: Reason?

Chigiri: his greasy ah hair, his creepy teeth, his yellowy eyes, HIS FUCKING GREEN TINT SKINNN NEED I SAY MORE?

Yukimiya: I mean for his expulsion…??

Chigiri: my points still stand…

Isagi: Ego musta had enough. U know what happend to Shidou…

Shidou: YEAH BUT I BOUNCE BACK FROM THE HATERS

Isagi: idek why u weren’t permanently expelled…

Reo: yeah, what u did was WAY worse than pissing ego off to much…

Shidou: worth it…

Charles: it was…

Shidou: WASNT ITTTT???

Rin: can’t say I agree…

Shidou: u wouldn’t would u rinrin

Rin: no? U almost set fire to the school?

Charles: worth it

Shidou: HATERS? HATERS? CANT HEAR EMMMM

Rin: whatever.

Hiori: so Lorenzo can’t go on the trip? Niceee

Shidou: TRIP?

Chigiri: I’d be surprised if they even let u come…

Rin: I hope they don’t

Shidou: IS THAT HATERS I DONT HEAR???

Chigiri: what r u even tryna prove …

Bachira: What trip?

Hiori: the one happening next week?

Hiori: the one that’s been planned for ages…

Bachira: not ringing a bell…

Hiori: anyone else?

Nagi: …

Otoya: Nope

Kurona: i didn’t know know

Shidou: this is the first im hearing abt it

Hiori: DO YALL LIVE WITH UR HEADS UP UR ASSES???

Hiori: ITS BEEN PLANNED FOR LIKE TWO MONTHSSSS

Bachira: really? Shit

Reo: i knew about it…

Reo: just to clarify

Nagi: y dnt u tll me?

Reo: i did?

Nagi: :x

Zantetsu: I was not infromd

Reo: do u mean informed?

Reo: because u were.

Reo: we all were?

Otoya: u learn smth new every day!

Hiori: i can’t…

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Mennn:

Hiori: are yall packed by now?

Bachira: packed for what?

Chigiri: Yep pretty much

Reo: i am, so is nagi

Chigiri: did u do it for him…

Nagi: he dd

Chigiri: good bf

Reo: im not his bf?

Isagi: really?

Otoya: ur not?

Shidou: IM SHOKED

Reo: why’d u all think that…?

Chigiri: ur joking

Hiroi: PACK UR FUCKING BAGS STOP GETTING DISTRACTED

Shidou: WAS HIS CHARACTER ALWAYS LIKE THIS???

Hiori: MY CHARACTER? TF DO U MEAN

Shidou: R U STRESSED OR SMTH

Hiori: YES? COS ALL U IDEOTS R BRAIN DEAD AND CANT FOCUS ON SHIT???

Chigiri: erm… harsh?

Bachira: Hioriii this isn’t uuuu

Kurona: calm calm. Have a bath bath?

Otoya: get some scented candles bro geez

Yukimiya: I think he’s gone…

Kurona: for a bath bath?

Yukimiya: let’s go with that.

Karasu: nah, bros gone to bang his head against the wall

Otoya: until death…

Isagi: ooookay…

Bachira: i think we broke hioriiii…

Sae: are you all seriously not packed up yet though?

Rin: i am

Sae: ok

Bachira: nrrrp

Sae: we leave in three days…

Bachira: pshhh that’s agesssssss

Sae: can’t say I didn’t try

Hiori: welcome to my world

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Mennn:

Bachira: good morrow my fine gentlemen.

Isagi: idk any fine gentlemen here…

Bachira: would any of thou happen to knowth of the existence of hmwk for this particular day???

Yukimiya: Err no? Trip?

Bachira: Excellent!

Bachira: WAITDIDUSAYTRIPPPP

Bachira: TODAYYYYY

Hiori: oh my fucking god

Chigiri: yeah?

Bachira: I hAvEnT eVeN pAcKeD?!??!

Chigiri: maybe do that then?

Bachira: Oh yeah

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Rin: are you all at school?

Shidou: RINRIN?!? IDK U WERE ON THIS GCCCC

Rin: i literally replied to a message u sent…

Shidou: YOU DID? U SHOULD HAVE SAID!

Rin: …

Rin: ego is doing a register.

Rin: be here unless u want ur head kicked in or smth

Kaiser: by u or ego..

Isagi: ewwwww MICHEAL KAISER is here

Kaiser: ??

Kaiser: why did u say my name like that…

Isagi: why did u say my name like that 🤓👆

Isagi: idk MICHEAL KAISER why did I say ur name, MICHEAL KAISER, like that?

Kaiser: that’s the wrong fucking emoji dumb shit

Chigiri: he’s saying it like it’s a slur…

Bachira: SLURSAGI STRIKES BACK?!?!

Isagi: WHO TF MADE UP SLURSAGI?!?? Ill KILL YA, YOU…

Chigiri: No slursagi! Don’t do it….

Isagi: do what? Also, DONT CALL ME SLURSAGI???

Rin: ALL OF YOU COME TO THE FUCKING BUS???

Shidou: coming rinrinnn <3333

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Mennn:

Bachira: MADE ITTTTT

Isagi: where r u? I can’t see u

Bachira: JUST GOT HERERERRR

Rin: We leave at 10 past, so u made it in time

Otoya: out of character rinrin???

Rin: Don’t call me that?

Shidou: Yeah only I get to call him that >:)

Rin: no u dont? No one can

Bachira: whatever u say rinnie

Shidou: RINNIE

Rin: Just get on the fucking bus bachira.

Rin: we can’t leave until ur on

Bachira: sorry rinnie I’ll hurry uppp

Rin: …

Bachira: WHO SAVED ME A SEATTTT???

Karasu: I wouldn’t be suprised if no one did…

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Otoya: WTF IS THATTTT

Karasu: and that’s probably why…

Bachira: I thought it was cuuuttteee

Bachira: THERE ARE NO FREE SEATSSSSS?????

Aiku: I’ve just seen him be sat down by ego…

Sendou: next to ego…

Ness: poor thing…

Kaiser: don’t feel sympathy for these PEASANTS Ness.

Isagi: well well well if it isn’t MICHEAL KAISER calling us all peasants again

Charles: me when I see a well

Yukimiya: ?

Charles: well well well

Yukimiya: jump in one?

Charles: will do :)

Yukimiya: …

Bachira:HELPPPPPMMMMEMEMEMRRMRMIIIIMMMMSSSATATTNNEEXTTOOOOEEEGOOOOOLNAWWEEEEEEEEWWWEE(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Hiroi: come again?

Zantetsu: i Believe he is disdressed as he is seeted next to Egg

Reo: wtf

Nagi: stpd Zntzu

Shidou: oh Poor thing being disdressed

Charles: and being sat next to egg

Zantetsu: Can we ceaser the mockery

Charles: at least he knows he’s being mocked ig?

Zantetsu: salutations

Reo: no that’s…

Zantetsu: ah beans

Kurona: BEANS BEANS?

Naruhaya: YEAH DID SOMEONE SAY BEANS?

Hiori: who tf Is SNORINH???

Hiori: The bus hasen’t even set of yet? Who tf already asleep???

Chigiri: lemme guess is it nagi?

Reo: No? He doesn’t snore?

Chigiri: but he is asleep tho?

Reo: … he is

Chigiri: I bet he’s DROOLING all over ur shoulder rnnn

Reo: eww no?

Niko: (he is, they r behind me…)

Reo: HOW CAN U EVEN SEE THROUGH THAT MOP BRO???

Niko: cos I can?

Hiori: Err hello? Who’s snoring?

Yukimiya: it’s otoya…

Hiori: stop him then?

Yukimiya: how…

Hiori: KICK HIM IN HIS FUCKING TEETH IDK???

Yukimiya: I always forget ur twisted like this… also how am I supposed to kick him in the teeth?

Hiroi: WITH UR FUCKING BOOTS???

Yukimiya: there isn’t much space for that kinda stuff on a bus yk?

Hiori: Duck tape his mouth

Hiroi: and nose…

Isagi: geez man

Isagi: ik what u mean he’s loud as fuck

Charles: ANYONE BROUGHT DUCK TAPE??? WE BOUTA COMIT DEATH

Shidou: COMMITING DEATH OS ONE OF MA FAV PASS TIMESSS FRRRR

Charles: SAME!!! WE MUST BE BROTHERS OR SMTHHHH

Shidou: WE MUST!!!!

Niko: ur not…

Shidou: HATERS?

Charles: CANT HEAR EMMM

Hiori: WILL SOMEONE SILENCE OTOYA BEFORE I DO???

Hiori: Yuki catch

Yukimiya: I DONT WANT TO BE PART OF UR MURDER???

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Mennn:

Karasu: or I could just wake him up? No need to murder the guy when he’s oblivious…

Niko: why r u only just acknowledging this?

Yukimiya: he was asleep too??

Niko: …

Niko: we only just got on the bus. How is everyone asleep?

Karasu: hey hey no need for that

Niko: …

Bachira: help

Bachira: meee

Rin: no. You brought this upon yourself for being late

Bachira: cold rinnie. Cold

Shidou: yeah rinnie calm down.

Rin: no u calm ur lukewarm ancient Egyptian ass down.

Niko: bro really just pulled a no u…

Shidou: ur just pissed cos ur brother likes me moreee than uuuu

Rin: as if I would care?

Sae: do not bring me into this

Bachira: yeah shidou, keep ur lukewarm ancient Egyptian ass arguments with rinnie to ur self

Shidou: unprovoked

Shidou: also, ancient Egyptian? Tf did that come from?

Kaiser: probably ur fucking eyeliner?

Otoya: Bro looks like cleopatra…

Niko: he’s awake…

Shidou: wtf? shut up Toyota green giant looking ass

Isagi: Well well well if it isn’t MICHEAL KAISER attempting weak ass insults again

Kaiser: bit late with that one weren’t u SLURSAGI YOICHI???

Charles: me when I see a well

Yukimiya: I feel like we’ve had this conversation before…

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Mennn:

Otoya: wtf is this bus bro

Kurona: bumpy bumpy

Otoya: ikr I think I’m gonna be sickkk

Karasu: DONT

Yukimiya: PLS DONT

Otoya: ok, maybe I won’t…

Aiku: someone already has…

Aiku: 3 guesses as to who…

Isagi: bachira?

Chigiri: bachira

Zantetsu: bacteria

Reo: Zantetsu! U r forbidden from talking

Zantetsu: you can not remove one’s write of speech

Zantetsu: it is a violence of my human writes.

Shidou: bros got a point…

Isagi: which bro…

Bachira: did he just call me bacteria…

Chigiri: u focus on being sick all over ego

Bachira: will do.

Aiku: i think he saw that…

Bachira: Listen up you insolent children. I can not tolerate any more of these incessant group chat notifications from the yellow ones phone I have the misfortune of sitting next to. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COMMUNICATE NORMALY BEFORE I CONFISCATE ALL OF YOUR PHONES AND THROW THEM OUT OF THE PERMANENTLY BROKEN WINDOW I AM CURRENTLY SAT NEXT TO, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Isagi: yes

Reo: yes

Zantetsu: that is moss out of caricature for bacteria

Shidou: what r u even saying atp

Shidou: r u high

Nagi: nop js stpd

Shidou: same for u tbh

Aiku made a group chat:

Bus with no bacteria

Chigiri: bacteria is definitely sticking…

Otoya: are we nearly there yetttt

Yukimiya: we have been moving for like half an hour…

Otoya: so are we…

Yukimiya: No? It’s a four hour drive?

Otoya: KILL ME NOW

Hiori: with pleasure…

Isagi: Hirori? Have u always been like this?

Hirori: the whole

Hirori: time

Shidou: lil baby blue is more scary than he seems

Karasu: bro u did not just call him baby blue…

Karasu: he’ll break ur neck while ur asleep or smth

Chigiri: sleep w one eye open tonight lukewarm ancient Egyptian lookin ass…

Shidou: WTFFF

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Bus without bacteria:

Charles: We’ve been on here for AGEGEGEGEGEGGEEEEGEGDSDGSYDDGHSHSSAGHHHHHH

Shidou: RIGHTHHTHEHSH
EHRHHDSJJSK????

Charles: IM SO BOREDDJEJEJD
NTNGKFKSKE

Shidou: WHI ARE HOU SAY NEXTO BROTHERRRERKDISI

Charles: ILL GIVEB YOU CLUESSDDHDJE

Charles: HOW TF DOES TJIS GUY SEEEJEJEKE

Charles: BBBBBBBIOOOOOOWWWELELLLLLLCCCCUUUUTTTTT

Charles: HIS EyEs GlOw????

Shidou: HIS EYES GLOWENEJEK WTFFFG IS BRO SAT NEXTO GOJO OR SMTHHHHHH

Charles: YHHHH HES GONNA PURPLE MY ASSSSS HELPPP MEEE

Kurona: Nikos eyes r crazy crazy

Niko: tf?

Isagi: things r radioactive

Isagi: no wonder he hides em…

Niko: is the only thing ur good at being a dick?

Isagi: NOW LISTEN HERE CARROT ADDICT

Kaiser: carrot addict

Kaiser: thats to vague SLURSAGI YOICHI

Isagi: YOUR TO VAUGE

Niko: carrot addict? Tf is that supposed to mean slursagi??

Isagi: COS UR EYES GLOW

Niko: EATING CARROTS DOESNT MAKE UR EYES GLOW U DIPSHIT??

Niko: AND YOUVE NEVER SEEN MY FUCKING EYES

Isagi: YES I FUCKING HAVE YOU

Reo: i swear time has stopped…

Chigiri: well done for shutting down Slursagi

Reo: np

Isagi: first of all, fuck u Chigiri

Chigiri: but wdym Reo?

Reo: cos we have deff been on this bus longer than we should have by now…

Yukimiya: now that u mention it

Yukimiya: we’ve been on here for abt two hours

Yukimiya: and we aren’t even half way there…

Niko: ☝️🤓

Yukimiya: shut up gojo?

Niko: MY EYES DONT GLOWW???

Otoya: also, is that even an insult?

Yukimiya: yes?

Otoya: i see…

Charles: TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY TO BLIND PEOPLE???

Yukimiya: …

Yukimiya: now listen here you little shit

Rin: we are late because about 7 roads were closed…

Shidou: That’s our rinnie, guboyyyy

Karasu: so how long will it take for us to get there now…

Rin: an additional two hours

Karasu: FUCK

Otoya: WHEN???

Hiori: NOO NONE OF THAT

Nagi: reooo m borddd

Reo: wanna play a game my treasure?

Nagi: wt gm?

Charles: YOU GOT GAMES ON UR PHONE?

Niko: who even r u?

Zantetsu: according to my calculations, Nagi made a total of one spelling errors in that massage?

Hiroi: game?

Nagi: thy wrnt splling errs stpd zntsu

Zantetsu: you confiscate my write of speech for making mistakes but you make exceptions for him?

Zantetsu: unbelifable

Reo: …

Reo: im sorry man

Zantetsu: I’ll consider your appleogy

Hiroi: what game u gonna play???

Nagi: rblx

Hiroi: fuck all of you

Shidou: OKKK????

Hiori: 🙂🔫

Kaiser: WHOS GOT THE FUCKING WINDOW OPEN

Ness: it’s blowing his hair

Ness: it’s annoying him…

Isagi: As if we care

Kaiser: i don’t need you to explain everything to them ness

Otoya: APPOLOGIES LORD KAISER I SHALL SHUTH THE WINDOW FOR THOU

Karasu: … ah

Karasu: maybe not…

Karasu: it fell of

Yukimiya: fell off? IT FLEW OFF

Ness: is that what it was…

Kaiser: AFGHAGSHSGAG

Isagi: get a grip MICHEAL KAISER

Isagi: ur HYSTERICAL

Isagi: smak him ness

Kaiser: Ich werde deinen Nacken in einer Minute in den Griff bekommen SLURSAGI YOICHI (I'll get a grip of your neck in a minute SLURSAGI YOICHI)

Ness: Möchten Sie diesen Hut tragen, um den Wind zu stoppen, Kaiser? (Would you like to wear this hat to stop the wind, Kaiser?)

Kaiser: Ich möchte deinen Zauberhut nicht tragen, Ness… (I Don’t want to wear your wizard hat, ness…)

Ness: oh

Ness: alright

Isagi: er will u two Shut up?

Kurona: oi oi don’t be mean to ness

Kaiser: but it’s Alr for him to be a dick to me???

Kurona: no comment no comment

Kaiser: unglaublich (unbelievable)

Yukimiya: err… the window?

Otoya: oh yh. Forgot abt that

Karasu: ur literally getting sucked out of it? How did u forget?

Otoya: good point.

Charles: ARE WE NEARLY THERE YETTT

Rin: No?

Charles: HOW ABT NOW?

Rin: …

Charles: NOW?

Rin: shut the fuck up?

Shidou: AY RINNIE DONT TALK TO MY BRO LIKE THAT???

Charles: YH RINNIE DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

Charles: BITCH

Shidou changed ‘Rin’ s name to ‘Rinne’

Shidou: ur punishment

Rinnie: …

Rinnie: i give up

Mennn:

Bachira: guys?

Bachira: guys why did u actually stop…

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Ego (shouting at front of the bus)

WE ARE GOING TO STOP AT A SERVICE STATION FOR A BREAK. I RECOMMEND GETTING OFF FOR A WALK OR A PISS OR SOME FOOD. BE BACK IN AN HOUR OR WE WILL LEAVE WITHOUT YOU, BECAUSE YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.

Bus without bacteria:

Chigiri: I think my ears r bleeding after that one

Otoya: ikrrrr

Reo: why tf did he have to screech like that?!?!?

Nagi: wok m up

Isagi: yeah but at least we get to MOVE my legs r fucking dead

Kaiser: I wish u were fucking dead

Chigiri: u set urself up for that one slursagi

Isagi: stop calling me that?

Reo: don’t provoke him…

Nagi: hll cl u a slr

Chigiri: what does that even say?

Reo: wdy

Nagi: m

Chigiri: …

Chigiri: r u two like in sync now?

Reo: it’s quite

Nagi: psbl

Charles: oo bus has stopped.

Niko: this guys a genius fr. Nothing gets past u does it?

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Ego shouting again

THE TIME IS 1:30. IF YOUR NOT BACK BY 2:30, WE ARE GOING WITHOUT YOU AND I MEAN THAT. I DONT CARE HOW MANY OF YOU WE LEAVE BEHIND. ITS EASIER FOR ME WITH LESS OF YOU. NOW FUCK OFF.

Mennn:

Bachira: thank goooodddss

Bachira: I am NOT sitting next to ego for the rest of the way…

Bachira: why did y’all stop talking fr I was so borrreeeedddd

Chigiri: mumble mumble

Bachira: what was that?

Kaiser: they made another group chat cos they’re sacred of ego.

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)guysssss???

Isagi: and your not MICHEAL KAISER

kaiser: No

Kaiser: I fear no man

Isagi: rlly…

Charles: but that thing… it scares me?

Karasu: Yuki? Do ya know where otoyas gone?

Yukimiya: don’t u? U were with him

Karasu: he ran off as soon as we got off the bus…

Yukimiya: I see.

Charles: top ten things to say to blind people…?

Yukimiya: WILL U STOP THAT??

Yukimiya: IM NOT EVEN BLIND?

Charles: …

Charles: aren’t u gonna add a yet?

Yukimiya: alr fuck u

Shidou: DW BIRDIE BOY I CHASD HIM!!!

Shidou: HE WENT FOR A PISS

Karasu: did u just call me birdie boy?

Shidou: yh? Karasu…

Karasu: I get it but…

Karasu: CAN U FUCKING NOT???

Shidou: Bro I chased ur bf for u

Karasu: yeah, why did u do that?

Shidou: COS INNEED A PISS TOOO AND I CANT HAVE HIM PISSING ALL ON HIS LONESOME NOW CAN I???

Karasu: …

Karasu: whatever ig

Bachira: wow is Karasu also an emo?

Karasu: and just what the FUCK made u think that?

Bachira: whatever

Isagi: a friend for u rinnie

Rinnie: stop calling me that

Bachira: BRO WHY UR NAME ACC RINNIE LMGAOOOO

Rinnie: also saying whatever doesn’t make you an emo

Chigiri: lmgao… heh heh

Reo: heh heh heh

Bachira: ?

Rinnie: also I’m not an emo

Isagi: also I think you arrrrreeee

Bachira: what u heh heh hehing for?

Nagi: It’s bc u pt lmgao instd o lmfao

Bachira: and?

Rinnie: also I think you should not come back to the bus

Isagi: also I think you should go under the bus

Rinnie: also atp I might

Isagi: also thats why ur an emo

Rinnie: also will you shut the fuck up?

Shidou: ALSO JUST KISS ALRRRR

Isagi: ewww wtfffff whyyy didddd uuuu saayyyy thatttttt

Rinnie: don’t stop me rn

Bachira: FROM DOING WHATTTT

Bachira: WAITTTT RINNIE DONT GO UNDER THE BUSSSSS STOPPP

Kaiser: this is going on way to long…

Isagi: So r ur fucking rat tails MICHEAL KAISER but u don’t see me complaining

Kaiser: that’s literally all u do

Chigiri: STRAIGHT onto the next target

Chigiri: slursagi has NO chill

Naruhaya: anyone wanna get some food w me?

Bachira: yeah sure, where u goin for it?

Naruhaya: idk where ever sells food

Bachira: fr

Bachira: anyone else on the food train?

Chigiri: eww don’t say stuff like that

Chigiri: but yeah, I could eat

Reo: ig I’m up for food

Reo: nagi says he’s hungry too

Chigiri: only if u chew if for him first tho right?

Reo: eww, why would I do thattt???

Nagi: wll u r?

Reo: no…

Nagi: aw

Chigiri: aww do it for himmm

Reo: NO???

Otoya: yo Karasu and Yuki bbgs where u at?

Karasu: tf

Yukimiya: …

Karasu: going for food it seems

Yukimiya: but u can’t come

Yukimiya: not after that…

Otoya: after whattt? I thought u loved meeee

Yukimiya: what made u think that?

Otoya: I am hurt

Otoya: like physically pained

Shidou: he is. he’s bleeding out

Shidou: all over the floor

Karasu: well ur with him u sort him out?

Otoya: abandoned

Otoya: by BOTH of my bfsss

Yukimiya: I ain’t ur bf?

Isagi: both?

Bachira: leave some for the rest of usss

Yukimiya: I’m not his bffffff

Karasu: fine I’m comin to get ya, where are u

Otoya: bro, u do love me🥺

Karasu: don’t make me change ma mind

Otoya: we r near the toilets

Karasu: we? I ain’t coming for u shidou, u can stay there

Charles: ILL COME FOR U BRO

Shidou: YEAH???

Charles: WHERE U IZ?

Niko: can u read? Or do you just have a two second memory?

Shidou: DONT LISTENT TO RHE HATESR BRO, IM NEAR THE TOILETTES

Charles: I HEAR YOU BROTHER IM COMING FOR UR ASS

Shidou: LITTERALY OR…

Charles: IM COMING RO GET YOU.

Shidou: ERMM

Karasu: he’s literally just following me…

Chigiri: lmao

Otoya: Karasu bbg r u coming for my assss???

Karasu: not anymore

Otoya: aw

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Dm between Charles and Shidou

Shidou: Charles bro where tf r u

Charles: IM COMING STILL DW

Shidou: Karasu and otoya left me ages ago…

Shidou: I thought u were following him

Charles: I was

Shidou: where did it all go wrong bro?

Charles: they had some footballs in a shop and

Charles: I kinda

Charles: borrowed one?

Charles: and then they chased me for ages even tho I didn’t mean to steal it until they caught me and pinned me to the ground. They got the ball off me but gave me a life time ban from this service so I had to change my identity.

Charles: they even have a picture of my face squished on the floor for a poster that says don’t let this guy ANYWERE near here

Charles: then they kicked me out

Charles: but I snuck back innnn

Charles: Im a hardened criminal now bro

Shidou: shit man

Shidou: that sucks

Shidou: I’m just gonna walk back on my own and pick u up on the way

Charles: u may never find me…

Charles: I had to change my identity…

Shidou: bye forever then ig?

Shidou: it was nice knowing u

Charles: au revoir mon frère… (good bye my brother…)

Charles: Je ne t'oublierai jamais… (I will never forget you…)

Shidou: oh wait I see u

Charles: oh

Charles: BROTHER HOW EVER DID YOU FIND ME??!?!?!

Shidou: I CAN JUST SENSE UR PRESENCE BRO IG

Charles: WELL THAT SAVED A LOT OF TIME AND HEARTBREAK

Shidou: amen

Shidou: now let’s go get some fucking food I’m starving

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Mennn:

Shidou: where did u guys end up going?

Rinnie: Mcdonalds…

Shidou: IS THAT RINNIE SWEET LIL ANGELIC VOICE I HEAR??!

Rinnie: …

Bachira: Sure issss

Bachira: he didn’t dieeee under the busssss

Rinnie: I’m saving that one for later…

Rinnie: also can someone change my fucking name back?

Bachira: y don’t u do it urself?

Rinnie: u don’t think I would have done that by now if I could

Shidou: pffff

Sae changed rinnies name to rin

Sae: done

Rin: why u?

Sae: no one else was going to do it

Sae: and your names not rinnie

Sae: it was stupid

Rin: 👍

Shidou: Sae u TRAITOR…

Bachira: ANYAYW How many of us r there

Isagi: idek…

Bachira: Everyone say AYE for a happy meal

Naruhaya: AYE

Charles: AUEEE

Nagi: a

Zantetsu: eye

Shidou: AYEEE

Nanase: ye

Hiori: ig

Kurona: aye aye

Niko: aye

Chigiri: ayyy

Reo: iggg

Isagi: sure

Kiyora: yh

Kaiser: I don’t want a fucking happy meal

Bachira: aww it was going so welll

Isagi: yh fuck u MICEAL KASER

Kaiser: ur not even spelling my name right atp

Isagi: as if I care MITHELL KIZER

Bachira: idec ur all getting one.

Reo: and how do u intend to pay for 26 happy meals

Bachira: 26????

Bachira: there’s never 26 of ussss is there????

Raichi: not everyone uses this dumbass group chat yk

Bachira: NO WAYYYY

Bachira: CRAZY

Bachira: alr I’m off

Chigiri: hello? Paying?

Bachira: reo, come with me

Reo: should have known…

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Chigiri: wow, he really did just go up there and ask for 26 happy meals

Isagi: I feel sorry for the person at the counter aghhhh

Chigiri: ikkk the look on her faceeeee

Charles: FINEST INSTANCE OF I DONT GET PAYED ENOUGHT FOR THIS SHIT

Chigiri: how do yk words like instance…

Charles: never you mind lil girl

Chigiri: ughhhhghhdhdhhsje

Chigiri: I can’t say I’m fond of u

Shidou: OH NO DEARTH BROTHERIN THE PRINCESS HATH DECLARED HIS DISTASTE TOWARDS THOU!!! HOW WILL THI COUNTER

Charles: wait wait lemme cook…

Shidou: I get u I get u…

Chigiri: …shit?

Charles: damn right …shit?

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Zantetsu: this appears to be taking a long time

Nagi: * pshs glss up ns w fngr

Kurona: he did do that that

Chigiri: what did he even say…

Isagi: well they do have to make 26 happy meals

Kaiser: 🤓

Nagi: Reooo

Reo: yes, my treasure

Nagi: hw mch ws t?

Reo: like ¥25000

Reo: yk McDonald’s is cheep as shit right?

Karasu: bro did not just spend ¥25000 on happy meals…

Shidou: rich ppl problems ig

Reo: wdym

Barou: can I just say I am NOT eating that soggy filth

Bachira: not even if it comes w a toyyyy???

Chigiri: ewewww don’t call it soggy filthhhhhh

Chigiri: aghhh idk if I want it now eitherrrrrrr

Bachira: SHUT UP CHILDREN YOU ARE ALL EATING THIS

Bachira: DADDY REO HAS PAIED FOR IT ALL

Shidou: ERRR OK????

Reo: WOOOW U DONT GET TO JUST SAY THAT BACJRIA

Nagi: yh only I gt 2 cll hm tht

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Mennn:

Chigiri: I can’t believe they actually made u 26 happy meals…

Karasu: they gettin payed for it ain’t they??

Chigiri: yeah but…

Bachira: all right imma throw a happy meal at u all so u better catch ittttt

Yukimiya: WAIT NO

Yukimiya: UR GONNA GET US KICKED OUT

Charles: I already have a life time ban

Yukimiya: that’s not a good thing?

Yukimiya: why r u even still here then

Charles: I changed my identity

Charles: genius ikkk

Yukimiya: …yeah ok

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Bachira: eat it rinnie

Bachira: it will make u happyyyy

Rin: I don’t think it will…

Bachira: it willll

Rin: it looks like it’s been sat on

Otoya: FRRRR

Otoya: ALL THE BETTER DOWN THE HATCH!!

Yukimiya: everything you say makes me like u less and less, yk that?

Otoya: HAH? WDYMMMM

Hiori: same tbh

Otoya: BOTTH OF UUUUUU WAAAAAA

Sae: why are you even surprised?

Ness: kaiser r u even going to open the box?

Kaiser: no?

Ness: do u want me to open it for u?

Kaiser: no?

Ness: will you eat it if I do?

Kaiser: no?

Kaiser: I’m not eating this YOICHI level of repulsive trash u hear

Isagi: tf u mean by that?

Ness: it’s free food, just eat it?

Kaiser: u make it sound like we r living in squalor

Bachira: KAISER STOP BEING A LIL BITCH AND EAT UR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL OK?

Hiori: WTF??? BACHRIA???

Shidou: Bachira turns RAVENOUS when happy meals r at stake frrr

Isagi: cmon MICHEAL KAISER eat the happy meal u LIL BITCH

Kaiser: shut tf up SLURSAGI YOICHI

Isagi: WTF IS A SLURSAGIIII

Otoya: ladies ladies calm down and eat ur food

Karasu: pls just stop talking

Otoya: :((((

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Mennn:

Yukimiya: ITS 2:25!!!!!!

Kurona: it is it is

Charles: and and?

Yukimiya: we have to be back by 2:30 or ego will leave us all here?

Yukimiya: in a service station McDonald

Charles: the rest of our days…

Yukimiya: yes? Ig if that will make u move?

Shidou: IDEFCCCC IF THAT FUCKING STICK INSECT LOOKING ASS LEAVES US BEHINDDDD

Yukimiya: I DONT WANNA GET LEFT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWEREEEEE HURRY UPPPP

Otoya: it’s cos it took em so long to make them fucking happy meals

Bachira: what did u just say Toyota?

Otoya: ?

Karasu: I think u insulted the happy meals…

Otoya: ah

Yukimiya: err can we stop TALKING we need to go BACKKKK

Nagi: wll u crry me reo

Reo: ofc my treasure

Chigiri: will u carry me too Reo?

Reo: hang on…

Charles: AND MEEEEE????

Reo: NO

Shidou: ILL CARRY U BRO???

Charles: an angel…

Shidou: @sae? U getting onnnn???

Sae: I’m good…

Bachira: ISAGIII WILLL UUUU???

Isagi: nope!

Bachira: RINNIEEEEE?????

Rin: why would…

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Yukimiya: CAM WE HUST GOOOO ALRRR?????

Yukimiya: WE HAVE LIKE TOW MINUTES LEFTTTTTTTTT

Niko: tow!?!?? Nahhh fr?

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Teaching idiots gc:

Anri: they still haven’t come back yet…

Ego: and I hope they never do

Chris: Ha Ha but then we’d be out of a job

Ego: do you think I care

Ego: do you really think I give a shit about this dull, poorly paid waste of time of a job?

Snuffy: he’s got a point

Chris: What ever do you mean?

Snuffy: it is poorly paid…

Lavhino: Ah, What u gonna do?

Anri: never mind all that? We are on a trip, let’s try and have a good time?

Snuffy: always the optimist

Anri: thanks?

Lavhino: oh oh OH I see em comin

Anri: oh good, saves us having to go and look for them

Ego: i never intended to do that in the first place

Chris: tell us something we DONT know

Snuffy: …

Lavhino: Wait one of them is going to the front of the bus

Lavhino: HES LYING DOWN

Lavhino: wait dw the little bee looking one has saved him

Noa: I don’t know how any of you people are employed at a school

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Mennn:

Isagi: wow! We actually made it???

Ness: phew

Niko: bro did not just say phew

Otoya: bro did

Isagi: bro did

Ness: ?

Bachira: I am NOT sitting next to ego again I AM NOT YOU HEAR MEEEEEEE

Bachira: ISAGI

Isagi: gulp

Niko: bro did not just say gulp

Otoya: bro did

Bachira: WHWRE ARE U ISAGIIIISIUDJENSOW

Isagi: erm, I’m already sat next to Nagi…

Niko: bro did not just say erm

Bachira: what

Bachira: the

Bachira: FUCK

Bachira: Isagi???

Otoya: bro did

Bachira: nagi? Whyyyyy?

Isagi: cos Chigiri wanted to sit nexto reo…

Chigiri: hey don’t blame this on me

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Bachira: WhAt DoEs NAGI hAvE tHaT I DoNtTtTt?????

Nagi: sanity

Shidou: full word hits HARD

Bachira: I won’t…

Bachira: I won’t forget this Isagi…

Bachira: YAHEARMEEEE????

Bachira: rinrinnn where art thou

Bachira: u escaped when I tried to stop u committing death

Shidou: psttt Rinnies sat here behind MICHEAL KAISER and nessieee

Kaiser: tf

Bachira: so he is

Rin: nooo

Rin: noo dont

Bachira: helllooooo riiiiiiinnnnn

Rin: I’m going to kms

Bachira: NO RINNIE NOT AGAIN THEN ID BE SAT ON MY OWNNNNN

Chigiri: among other things…

Charles: amongus

Niko: wtf

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Mennn:

Bachira: guyth GUYTHHHH

Otoya: bro where u got a lipth from?

Bachira: I’m withpering toyota duhthh

Karasu: yh dumbath

Otoya: why do u all keep a calling me TOYOTAAAAA

Bachira: ith that not ur namr???

Otoya: no?

Isagi: REO REO HELP NAGI FELL ASLEEEP WHAT DO I DO AGHFGHF

Reo: just leave him be?

Isagi: he’s flopping abt all over the placceeee

Isagi: anddddd heeeessss droooollliinnggg onnnn meeeee

Chigiri: Reo: SWAP PLACES WITH ME NOW!!!

Chigiri: is that what u were thinking

Reo: what is your PROBLEM???

Chigiri: what is YOUR problem?

Shidou: what IS your problem?

Charles: WHAT is your problem?

Reo: wtf is going on

Isagi: aghfjkh reooooo

Reo: ig push him away?

Chigiri: did it pain u to say that Reo?

Reo: srsly why r u like this

Isagi: ok but now he’s fell of the seat

Isagi: onto the floor

Bachira: so THATS what that bang wassss

Otoya: shook the whole bus

Reo: WHAT? GET HIM BACK UP???

Isagi: HES STILL ASLEEP

Isagi: HOW IS HE STILL ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP

Reo: alr im coming

Shidou: UR WHAT?!?!

Reo: where r u sat

Isagi: er u should be able to see him on the floor?

Reo: alr swap places with me

Chigiri: abandoned

Bachira: guythhh u ignored meee

Niko: u didn’t say anything?

Bachira: I didddd

Bachira: at the beginning…

Bachira: I said guythhhh

Otoya: oh yh

Bachira: gueth what…

Otoya: …what

Bachira: rinnies listing to that song that goes WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Bachira: he has been the whole way so far

Bachira: on repeattttt

Shidou: RINNIE IS THIS TRUUUUE?

Bachira: he can’t reply rn to busy emoing…

Niko: how do u know?

Bachira: I CAN HEAR IT ITS SO FUCKING LOUD FRRRRR

Niko: fair enough

Rin: Shut up lukewarm bacteria

Charles: rip bacteria

Bachira: RINNIE LEMME HAVE AN EAR????

Rin: no

Bachira: AWWW PLSSS

Chigiri: Wtf is going on…

Bachira: RINNN PLSSS

Rin: fine

Rin: if it will make u shut up

Shidou: OH??

Shidou: WHATS THIS???

Rin: drop it

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Hiroi: Yo whooom is watching FUCKING CHAINSAWMAN WITHOUT HEADPHONESSSS??!!!!

Sae: it’s shidou

Sae: he’s had it on for ages. How come you’ve only just noticed

Hiroi: I must have zoned out the chainsaw noises idk

Hiori: that or he just turned it up for this bit… I wouldn’t be suprised by that

Yukimiya: Hiroi I thought ud like stuff like that why u complaining??

Hiroi: Fr I love chainsaw mannnn

Hiroi: Butttttt

Charles: Mooooovvee on like a cow

Shidou: nah this bits fireeeee

Hiroi: noooo headphonessss I begg

Karasu: shidou, I didn’t think ya’d like that bit…

Shidou: AND WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN BIRDIE?? WHY EVER NOT???

Charles: YEAH HAVE U MET MY BROTHER NO OFFENSE BROTHER

Shidou: NONE TAKEN BROTHER

Hiroi: PLZZZ SKIPPP ITTT

Shidou: NAHH BRO I THOUGHT U WERE A SADIST OR SMTH

Shidou: I TJOUGHT U LIKED PAIN??

Hiroi: THAT IS NOT WHAT SADISM ISSSSS

Sae: the scene has ended now anyway…

Hiroi: WeRe YoU wAtChInG iT sAeEe WtFfF???

Sae: no

Sae: I wasn’t

Bachira: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Bachira: CANT WAKE UP

Otoya: wow! Bacteria are u an emo now or smth??

Bachira: ugh whatever ig

Charles: he is… it’s to late for him

Bachira: it’s NOT to late

Bachira: it’s only just BEGUNNN

Rin: this has nothing to do with me

Bachira: Rin

Bachira: this has everything to do with u

Otoya: it’s not even rinnie anymore…

Bachira: ughfhhaghehshh

Bachira: whatver

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Kurona: where are we staying anyway Hiroi Hiroi

Hiroi: hm? Why’d u ask me

Kurona: cos ur the only person that seemed to know

Kurona: and Chigiri giri

Reo: and Reo Reo yeah?

Reo: I knew

Kurona: don’t mock me gayass rich boy

Reo: huh

Hiroi: er we r staying in a hotel then we go to places from there

Kurona: ooo fancy fancy

Chigiri: Ik! How did this school manage to afford enough rooms???

Hiroi: that is the question isn’t it

Isagi: ego probably scared the shit outta em over the phone

Chigiri: Greetings, I require 25 rooms for the price of 5. Would that be a problem? No? Perfect.

Chigiri: hangs up phone before even hearing the other side speak

Isagi: I actually read that in egos voice…

Charles: he lives in ur head now bro

Isagi: oh, shit…

Hiori: the rooms are for two or three people btw

Rin: damn

Bachira: dayyyymmmm

—

Charles: are we nearly there yetttt??

Niko: we just pulled up. get ur head out of ur ass

Charles: will do 👍👍👍

Niko: …

Zantetsu: let us disembowel

Hiroi: I’m up for it!! Who shall we start with zantetsu???

Reo: please mean disembark

Zantetsu: ?

Reo: err

Zantetsu: Hiroi seems excited to disembowel. I think we should allow him to

Reo: I think we should not

Zantetsu: I do not comprehend your confusion

Reo: Hiori, disembowel him first…

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(Ego shouting at front of the bus like usualll) AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE ARIVED AT THE HOTEL. GET OFF THE BUS AND DECIDE WHO YOU WILL BE STAYING IN A ROOM WITH AND TELL ONE OF US STAFF SO WE CAN MAKE NOTE OF IT FOR SOME REASON. THERE ARE TEN ROOMS IN TOTAL. FOUR FOR TWO AND SIX FOR THREE.

—

Nagi: aghfjhk wk m up

Nagi: Reo wt r u dng hr?

Reo: don’t worry about it my treasure

Charles: eww homosexuals

Reo: I’m going to ignore that

Chigiri: why Reo? What’s wrong with homosexuals???

Reo: nothing? Why r u trying to start that argument??

Chigiri: let’s not get into this now

Reo: hm??

Chigiri: we’ll discuss this

Chigiri: later…

Reo: oh?

Charles: see my previous statement

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Mennn:

Shidou: alr let’s sort this rooms thingi out thennnn

Shidou: Sae baeee u w meee????

Sae: do I have a choice…

Ness: if u could come w me and Kaiser if u want?

Kaiser: ness

Ness: what? We get along?

Kaiser: I guess it’s fine…

Ness: if you want too

Sae: … sold

Shidou: SAE????

Sae: no offense

Sae: but u can be a bit much sometimes…

Shidou: oh well I guess that makes it alright to be ABANDONED BY MY ONE AND ONLY BUT DONT U WORRY ABOUT IT

Sae: tf r u on about

Charles: DW BROTHER SHARE A ROOM WITH MEEEE????

Shidou: bro ur like 12

Charles: IM 15????

Shidou: OH SHIT

Charles: WHATS UP W THATATATAT???

Shidou: NOTHING IGGG SURE BROTHER GET IN HERE

Niko: errr

Otoya: karasuuuu yukiiii???

Karasu: alr

Yukimiya: hell no

Otoya: YUKIII

Karasu: Yuki come on, I can’t handle him aloneee

Yukimiya: I can’t handle him at all

Karasu: would u share if he wasn’t there??

Otoya: R U MAKING PLANS BEHIND MY BACKKKK???

Yukimiya: ig…

Karasu: oh…

Charles: Ew

Karasu: WHI IS THIS CHILD FR

Otoya: pls bfsss I’ll be good forw youuu

Otoya: i pwomis

Yukimiya: err

Yukimiya: as long as u don’t pull shit like that?

Otoya: I will not ever pull shit like that again Yukimiya

Otoya: I

Otoya: Promise

Yukimiya: I don’t have the energy to argue after that 7 year bus driveeee.

Yukimiya: Fine

Otoya: guboyyy

Yukimiya: it’s a THIN line

Chigiri: ANYWAYYYY

Chigiri: reoooo can I go w uuu???

Reo: I’m with nagi

Reo: yk that…

Chigiri: three man room???

Nagi: ig idm

Reo: it’s alright then

Chigiri: pleasure doing business with ya

Isagi: Bachira wanna room with me?

Bachira: NO isagi. I’m going with RIN

isagi: wtf why

Rin: I didn’t agree to this…

Bachira: ISAGI betrayed me for Nagi or whatever his name is

Nagi: it is nagi

Bachira: WHATEVER

Isagi: FR???

Bachira: Yes

Bachira: ( lemme do this isagi lemme cook)

Isagi: err

Isagi: ok?

Rin: …

Hiroi: isagi, u can come w me if u want

Isagi: alr, thanks Hiori 👍👍

Aiku: sendo?

Sendo: yep

Aiku: ayy

Niko: bro did not just ayy

Charles: bro did

Aiku: r u gonna do this every time?

Niko: yep

Charles: ayy

Zantetsu: would anyone like to acompony me?

Reo: *accompany

Zantetsu: yes, that is what I sed

Tokimitsu: I ccan if that’s alright

Zantetsu: my appleogies but who mite you be?

Tokimitsu: iim Tokimitsu I sit behindd you in biology?

Zantetsu: I see, you are welcom two then Tokimizu

Tokimitsu: tthankkyou so much!

Aryu: may I also accompany you both?

Aryu: zantetsu, while I find your lack of intelligence quite unglam I find the radiant shine of your pearly whites MOST Fabulous. I would like to learn more of your self care routine to take my glam to new heights

Zantetsu: I suppose that is as good execute as any

Aryu: then it is settled. How glam✨

Chigiri: wtf is going on

Barou: Kunigami, I can tolerate you. Share a room with me

Kunigami: alright?

Isagi: didn’t see that one coming…

Isagi: alr whos left?

Niko: me?

Isagi: Wanna come w me and Hiori then?

Niko: k

Kurona: me meee

Raichi: shark boy, u can come with me

Kurona: shark brotherrrr ok ok

Naruhaya: can I join u two?

Raichi: errr

Kurona: ig ig

Naruhaya: thanks :)

Reo: is that everyone?

Chigiri: seems like it

Reo: alr done then

Niko: why did you feel like you needed to add closure?

Reo: shut up Niko

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Mennn:

Reo: k told Anri the groups

Chigiri: Anris a gem

Chigiri: fuck all the other teachers fr

Reo: fr

Charles: is that cos all the other teachers are MEN???

Chigiri: wtf not fuck in that context u dipshittttt

Reo: no? it’s cos Anri is the only decent one and the other ones suck

Charles: suck…

Chigiri: bad choice of words reoooo

Reo: kill me nowwwww

Raichi: oi cut out the gay shit, we r going in

Raichi: keep up or get left behind

Otoya: it’s prolly not that deep

Raichi: who r u?

Otoya: ?

—

Bachira: do u like elevators Rin?

Rin: what?

Rin: idk?

Bachira: I see

Rin: …

—

Isagi: we only need 10 rooms, who said we needed 25???

Chigiri: yeah who? Stupid fucking idiot

Isagi: u say that like it was MICHEAL KAISER or smth

Kaiser: UNPROVOKED

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Hiroi: there’s rooms aren’t bad tbh

Isagi: ik. I was expecting them to be shit if ego was alr with leaving us in them

Niko: yeah but the bed situation leaves a bit of a problem…

Niko: i dibs the singleeee

Isagi: shouldn’t there be a fairer way to do that?

Isagi: like rock paper scissors or smth

Hiori: but he’s alr called dibs

Hiori: alas, it belongth to him

Niko: yes Isagi, do notth be a sorth loser

Isagi: easy for u to say

Isagi: fucking ego…

Isagi: he prolly did this on purposeeee

Niko: wow we even got an on suite

Niko: and it’s not even that bad

Niko: wait wait, there’s a spider in the bath…

Isagi: oh

Isagi: is there?

Hiori: oh? What’s this isagi? Scared?

Isagi: no

Isagi: I didn’t say that

Niko: it’s a lil cutieeee

Niko: I think we should keep it

Isagi: Niko? That still u?

Niko: come look Hiori

Hiori: k

Hiroi: aww yeah it is a cute one

Hiori: u coming to look isagi?

Isagi: no? I don’t want to look at some random ass spider

Hiori: then lemme describe it for you

Isagi: no it’s alr

Hiroi: about 10cm leg span I’d say

Niko: black, fuzzy

Hiroi: it looks like it could eat a bird

Niko: should we name it?

Hiori: sure, what ya thinkin

Niko: how about bird eating death machine?

Hiori: that’s a cute name

Isagi: heh heh yeah

Isagi: get rid of it

Niko: I ain’t touching it

Hiroi: the quickest change I’ve ever seen

Hiroi: ig I can get rid of it

Hiori: but why would I do that..?

Isagi: great

Isagi: fuck my life

Niko: it’s movingggg

Hiori: wow it’s fast

Hiori: isagi why did u just lock the bathroom door from the outside

Hiori: yk spiders are invertebrate right?

Isagi: yeah?

Hiori: meaning a locked door won’t stop them?

Isagi: I knew that.

Isagi: I didn’t lock the door?

Niko: he’s just unlocked the door…

Niko: quieter …

Isagi: I’m having second thoughts about sharing with u tbh

Niko: fair

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Aryu: do tell zantetsu, the secret behind your glam smile

Zantetsu: my parents are dentists

Zantetsu: so they are very serious about aural hygiene

Zantetsu: they are more bothered about the conduction of my teeth than my grades

Aryu: as it quite evident.

Aryu: Your teeth are GLAMTASTIC

Zantetsu: thank you

Aryu: dare I ask you to indulge me in what type of brush and toothpaste you use?

Zantetsu: ovcorse

(Conversation about toothpaste and toothbrushes I am not willing to write…)

Tokimitsu: wwow zantetsu, you sure do kknow a lot about oral hygiene

Tokimitsu: yyoud do well in a qquiz :)

Zantetsu: I am grateful for the completement Tokimizu

Tokimitsu: it’s Tokimitsu…

Tokimitsu: BBUT DONTT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS FINEE SORRYY

Zantetsu: my opologies to ki mi tsu

Tokimitsu: that’s better wwell done

Zantetsu: advertisement non the less

Aryu: advancement

Zantetsu: ah

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Shidou: I can’t believe my bbg left me

Charles: ikr brother it’s awful

Shidou: terrible

Charles: unbelievable

Shidou: inexcusable

Charles: this is getting to advanced for my vocab now

Shidou: fair enough

Shidou: HE SAID I WAS TO MUCHHHH

Shidou: HE CANT HANDLES THE SHIDOUUUUU

Shidou: I just I just don’t UNDERSTANT WHY NESSSS TRYNA STEAL MA MANSSS AGHFJHJDHSJS

Charles: IKR HE ALR HAS KAISERRRRR DOESNT HEEE???

Charles: WHAT DOES HE NEED W SAE BAE AS WELLLL

Shidou: AM I NKT GOOD WNOUGH FOR HIMMM???

Charles: BROTHER YOUR A GORGEOUS SPECIMEN

Shidou: IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT RHAT COMJNG FROM MY 15 YEAR OLD BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER BUT YOUR RIGHT!!!

Charles: IKKKK LETS KILL NESS

shidou: CALM DOWN MY BOY

Charles: BUT SOMETIMES DRASIC MEASURES HAVE TO BE TAKEN YK

Shidou: IK IK I JUST DONT THINK MURDER IS THE SOLUTION HERE

Charles: what… what are you saying…

Shidou: maybe… maybe I’m the problem…

Charles: no brother… how… how could u say something like that…

Shidou: I… I don’t know

Charles: that must be the Sae withdrawal kicking in

Shidou: ur right bro, it’s not me it’s that fucking NESS

Charles: that’s it

Charles: you figured it out

Shidou: im not here for these complicated problemsss

Shidou: wanna watch chainsaw man?

Charles: HELL YEAH

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Raichi: these rooms aren’t half bad

Kurona: Ik ik

Kurona: I’m suprised

Raichi: there is only one problem…

Kurona: I can sleep in the bath if that helps helps??

Raichi: r u really a shark or smth?

Raichi: will u have water in??

Kurona: yes and yes

Raichi: oookayyy…

Naruhaya: kurona ur bag looks really full…

Kurona: it is it is guess why

Naruhaya: idk but pls be something food related I could really eat right about now…

Kurona: shark shark

Raichi: what?

Kurona: sharksssss

Raichi: oh shit! Wow

Naruhaya: no food then??

Kurona: no no

Kurona: only sharks

Raichi: how do u even have this much shark shit bro

Kurona: I only buy shark shark related things

Raichi: fair enough

Kurona: and hair stuff

Kurona: shark shark hair tie

Raichi: well can’t fault u for dedication

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Bachira: wow these rooms are not badddd

Rin: whys there only one bed…

bachira: and it’s so BOUNCYYY WEEE

Rin: stop jumping on the bed

Rin: we have bigger problems

Bachira: non non JOIN MEEE

Rin: no? Ur gonna go through the floor

Bachira: WTF RINNIE IM NOT?

Bachira: am i?

Rin: it’s possible…

Bachira: aghfhjkjsjdj ok I’ll stop

Rin: good

Bachira: …

Rin: …

Bachira: …

Rin: …

Bachira: what were those bigger problems :P

Rin: there’s only one bed

Rin: I am not sharing a bed

Rin: with you

Bachira: so mean rinnie

Bachira: I’ll sleep under the bed then

Rin: I’d rather you didn’t sleep under the bed but

Rin: I suppose it’s better than sharing…

Bachira: reallyyyy

Bachira: mean rinnie yk we r here for ages

Bachira: we should swap who gets to sleep on the bed and on the floor

Rin: im not sleeping on the fucking floor

Bachira: THIS BED AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US

Rin: well it is, it’s a double bed

Rin: don’t take that the wrong way

Bachira: So u do want to share???

Rin: I said don’t take that the wrong way

Bachira: what ever do u meannnn

Rin: …

Bachira: …

Rin: …

Bachira: …

Rin: whatever

Bachira: :000

Rin: …

Bachira: soooo

Rin: what

Bachira: what do u wanna doooo?

Rin: idk u wanted to share for some reason, leave me out of it

Bachira: so meannn rinnie

Rin: im not even being mean?

Rin: also, why do u keep calling me that?

Rin: it’s stupid

Bachira: its cuteeee

Rin: wtf no

Rin: don’t call me that

Bachira: oh

Bachira: u can call me bachiiii

Bachira: or meguru

Rin: what?

Bachira: call me Meg channn

Rin: I won’t…

Bachira: Rin Chan?

Rin: no

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Reo: wow Chigiri, u sure brought a lot of stuff…

Chigiri: as did u… what’s the problem?

Reo: no problem I’m just impressed

Nagi: thse beds r cmfyyy

Reo: u look like you’ve sank in…

Nagi: I hav :x

Nagi: chi I cn fl ur gz on m wht do u wnt

Chigiri: Reo, translate

Reo: he says he can feel ur gaze on him what do u want?

Chigiri: I see…

Chigiri: heh

Reo: oh?

Chigiri: heh heh makeover heh

Reo: Heh heh

Chigiri: heh heh heh

Nagi: dnt hrt me

Chigiri: wouldn’t dream of it…

Nagi: err

Nagi: Reo? Hlp

Reo: I would but… I’m kinda curious…

Nagi: betrayal

Reo: come ere

Nagi: Oof

Chigiri: Pin him downnnn

Nagi: yk I wnt move anywy

Chigiri: good point.

Chigiri: alr Reo, pin his bangs back

Nagi: my dignityyyy

Chigiri: alr where should we start…

Reo: eyessss lemme do one u can do the other??

Chigiri: fine by me iggg

Nagi: at lst mke it evn

Chigiri: so now he cares?

Nagi: yh I dn’t wna lk lik a dic

Chigiri: fair enough

Reo: this looks soooo ggooooood frr

Reo: u got such a pretty face my treasure why’d u have to hide it under all that hairrr

Chigiri: frrrr

Chigiri: should we give him a hair cut while we’re at ittt???

Nagi: no

Nagi: thats where I draw the line

Chigiri: wow full words

Chigiri: he’s serious

Reo: alr done

Chigiri: sameeee

Chigiri: yasss u look FINEEEEE

Reo: woooow back off

Chigiri: ;)))

Reo: ;)))

Nagi: :x

Chigiri: OK LIPSSSS

Reo: yessss

Reo: what colour…

Chigiri: it’s gotta be BOLD

Chigiri: maybe red?

Reo: black?

Chigiri: omggg yesssss

Reo: aghfhjsjfjs

Nagi: I lk blck…

Reo: goood cos it would look so good on uuu

Chigiri: frrrr

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Reo: aaaaaand done

Chigiri: wowwww

Reo: u look FANTABULOUS my treasure

Nagi: leme see

Nagi: damn

Nagi: u nxt reo??

Chigiri: YEAH???

Reo: ig it’s only fair…

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Sae: thank you for letting me room with you two

Ness: dw abt is Sae

Ness: shidou can be a bit much

Kaiser: I can’t stand the guy, I don’t blame u

Sae: it’s not that I don’t like him I just wish he’d dial it down a notch…

Ness: it’s the same with most people at this school for some reason…

Kaiser: tell me about ittttt ughh

Kaiser: fucking Yoichi

Ness: they’re always at each others throats and taking the piss out of each other for no reason it’s soooo dumbbb

Kaiser: it drives me INSANEEE

Kaiser: and to think we have to spend the next however many days with these fucking children

Sae: tell me about itttt

Sae: I can’t even stand my own brother

Sae: I don’t understand why he’s trying to be all mysterious and distant

Sae: it’s embarrassing

Ness: i think ur brother is one of the more manageable ones

Ness: at least he’s quieter than the others…

Sae: ig

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Barou: this room is

Barou: sufficient

Kunigami: ik what u mean…

Barou: upon first glance that is

Barou: there’s that black mould stuff on the silicon around the bath and sink

Barou: disgusting

Kunigami: and it smells really strongly of air freshener

Kunigami: which can only mean they are hiding the true smell…

Barou: with vanilla no less

Barou: vanilla is the most basic and uninteresting type of air freshener

Barou: disappointing

Barou: even the hospital corners are done backwards

Kunigami: how dare this place even call itself a hotel.

Barou: there is even DUST settled on the air vent

Barou: in fact, on all of the lesser used surfaces…

Barou: I shall get to work straight away

Kunigami: with what

Barou: do you even need to ask?

Barou: the quality of this room is awful

Kunigami: I wouldn’t quite say awful…

Barou: but it is bad, no?

Kunigami: you know? Do whatever makes you feel better

Barou: this is why I chose you Kunigami

Barou: those donkeys would have mocked me for my standards

Barou: maid Barou bullshit or whatever it was they came up with

Kunigami: there is nothing wrong with having high standards

Kunigami: clean to your hearts content, king

Barou: well said

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Otoya: YO ONLY TWO BEDS????

Otoya: LOOKS LIKE WE SHARINNN

Yukimiya: yeah, u two can…

Yukimiya: I’ll take the single

Karasu: fine by me

Otoya: u’ll be cold all on ur own yukiii

Yukimiya: Im sure I’ll be fine

Otoya: fine whatever u say shnukums

Yukimiya: don’t call me that?

Karasu: or we’ll call ya Toyota

Otoya: idm if u dooo ;)

Karasu: alr then

Otoya: what do we doooo

Yukimiya: ?

Otoya: to pass the timeee

Karasu: tf r u doin

Otoya: hey Yukiiii model some shit for usss

Yukimiya: what? No?

Karasu: oh?

Otoya: DO A FASHION SHOWWWW FOR USSSS

Yukimiya: No? U do it?

Otoya: oh Yuki? Flirting are we?

Yukimiya: NO? IS THAT WHAT U WERE DOING???

Otoya: mmmm

Otoya: mmmaybe

Yukimiya: well can u not?

Otoya: FASHOIN SHOWWWWW

Yukimiya: stfu abt that

Karasu: you’ve got like the perfect runwayyyy thooo

Otoya: IK that’s what I’m sayinnnn

Yukimiya: Im not doing that

Otoya: do it Yuki

Otoya: strut for us

Yukimiya: I don’t even do that kind of modelling yk?

Karasu: u don’t?

Yukimiya: no? I do Photos?

Karasu: and?

Otoya: do it anywayyyy

Otoya: yeah

Otoya: yeah

Karasu: yeah

Otoya: yeah

Karasu: yeah

Karasu: yeah

Otoya: yeah

Yukimiya: NO

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Aiku: why the fuck did you bring that

Sendou: what’s wrong with a little poster?

Sendou: can u really say ur not grateful I have?

Aiku: fair point

Aiku: u try to hard man

Sendou: ?

Sendou: with what?

Aiku: trying to be straight

Sendou: wtf don’t start this again

Aiku: ok ok

Aiku: yooo why is ur blue tack pink????

Sendou: that’s all they had?

Sendou: also, wouldn’t it be pink tack?

Aiku: true

Sendou: why r u looking at me like that?

Sendou: NO I’m not fucking gay Alright? pink doesn’t equal gay…

Aiku: ik, u brought that up

Sendou: women women women hot holly wood actresses American bodiesssss

Aiku: whatever you say

Aiku: you haven’t put it up straight

Sendou: you’re really still going with this?

Aiku: till I die

Sendou: I’m not gayyy

Aiku: prove it

Sendou: how tf am I supposed to prove it?

Aiku: shouldn’t u know that?

Sendou: U CANT PROVE IF YOU ARE GAY OR NOT WTF DO U EXPECT ME TO DO?

Sendou: TALK ABT FOOTBALL OR SMTH?

Aiku: bad example…

Sendou: just leave it

Aiku: ok?

Aiku: I never said u were tho tbh?

Sendou: no not explicitly, u implied it

Aiku: I didn’t imply shit

Aiku: it’s in ur head

Aiku: in ur subconscious

Aiku: engrained into ur very being even…

Sendou: leaveee itttt

Aiku: what’s the problem anyway?

Sendou: because I’m NOTTTT

Aiku: one of these dayssss I’ll catch uuu

Aiku: I’ll find u doing some gay shit u hear me shuto sendou

Sendou: what is your problem?

Aiku: you man

Aiku: ur my problem

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Mennn:

Raichi: does anyone know what time we will be FED???

Isagi: I don’t think they ever actually told us…

Yukimiya: I’ll go ask

Otoya: tryna get away are weeee

Yukimiya: yes

Yukimiya: desperately

Chigiri: yo what is going on it that room???

Yukimiya: u don’t want to know

Bachira: go Yuki our herooo

Hiroi: do ya want me to come with?

Yukimiya: alr

Teaching idiots gc:

Anri: food?

Ego: hm?

Anri: we need to feed them?

Ego: who?

Snuffy: oh yeah…

Anri: seriously?

Ego: if we don’t feed them they will die faster

Lavhino: DING DING DINGGG NO LIES R TOLD BY THIS MAN

Anri: …

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Yukimiya and Hirois quest for sustenance:

Hiroi: where even r the teachers rooms?

Yukimiya: idk I assumed they would be near ours?

Hiori: ya’d think

Hiori: but apparently not…

Yukimiya: next floor?

Hiroi: we should just go to the restaurant ourselves atp

Hiroi: I doubt the teachers’d even open their doors if we knocked…

Yukimiya: true

Hiori: Anri may be our only hope

Yukimiya: when is she not

Hiroi: speaking of…

( Corners are dangerous. Remember that one.)

Yukimiya: agh

Hiori: she knocked ur glasses off

Hiroi: my glasses I can’t see without my glasses

Yukimiya: oi

Yukimiya: wait Anri?

Anri: oh hi yukimiya, Hiroi

Anri: sorry about that, are you alright?

Yukimiya: yeah… dw about it

Anri: that’s good! What are you two doing out in the corridors?

Hiori: we were looking for you tbh.

Yukimiya: yeah, we were wondering when we were going for food

Anri: well I was coming to get you all to take you for food since all the other teachers insist on waiting for you all to die…

Yukimiya: what was that last bit?

Anri: anyway! Take me back to your rooms

Hiroi: do you not know where they are?

Anri: never mind that

Hiori: right this way

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Mennn:

Hiroi: we have located Anri

Hiori: she’s gonna take us for food

Bachira: Yay!!!

Naruhaya: finally

Naruhaya: I died

Kurona: he did did

Kurona: he hasn’t moved for like an hour :0

Yukimiya: ok we’re here

Otoya: cominggg snuckumsss

Yukimiya: not u

Yukimiya: u can starve atp

Otoya: oh okkk???

Yukimiya: seriously what is wrong with you?

Otoya: lots of things I guess ;)))

Otoya: y don’t u find outttt

Hiori: ANYWAYYYY

Isagi: wowww nagi

Isagi: what happened to u bro??

Aryu: WHY NAGI YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GLAMTASTIC MY GOODNESS

Aryu: WHO DID THIS TO YOU? I PRASIE THEIR EFFORTS AND REQUEST THEY TEACH ME THEIR GLAM WAYS

Nagi: it ws chi n Reo

Nagi: thy wdnt leme tk it off

Nagi: thy sd it ws a wst

Chigiri: IT IS A WASTE!

Isagi: u can understand him now too Chigiri?

Reo: and it looks SOOO good

Chigiri: it doesssss

Bachira: come on rinnnn channn come out of the darkkkk

Sae: Rin Chan…

Rin: no bachira. Leave me aloneeee

Rin: let me rest in peace

Zantetsu: Rin, I believe the phrase rest in piece is typically used when referring to one who is dead or dying.

Zantetsu: I believe you used the phrase in the wrong context

Shidou: WOOOOOW RIN CHAN U ALRRR

Shidou: ALSO, GONNA IGNORE THAT PARAGRAPH FROM ZANTETSTUPID

Zantetsu: I believe you misspelt my name shido

Zantetsu: wait…

Rin: I actually forgot u existed shidou

Rin: it was nice

Shidou: CONSTANT HATE FROM THE EYELASH BROTHERS WHAT DID I DO WRONG???

Charles: FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK

Shidou: GOOD ONE BROTHER

Charles: NO UR THE GOOD ONE BROTHERRRR ;)

Shidou: OH???

Shidou: R U FLIRTING WITH MEEE BROTHERRR

Charles: MAYBE I AMMMM

Shidou: U LIL CUTIE YOUUUU

Chigiri: wait hold up

Niko: tf is going on…

Shidou: IM JUST FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER IS THAT SUCH A CRIME

Chigiri: do you need the list of reasons why that is actually a crime or..?

Hiori: ANYWAYYY

Hiroi: come on I can feel my murderous intent kicking in due to the hunger

Rin: fr

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Mennn:

Isagi: are we lost?

Kurona: I think think we are…

Nagi: I’m brd of wlkn Reo crry me?

Reo: Ofc my treasure

Reo: just don’t get eyeshadow on my clothessss

Nagi: o yh

Nagi: I frgt abt tht

Nagi: do I stl lk fblssss

Reo: ofc my treasure u always doooo xxx

Isagi: how can u even tell what he’s saying???

Reo: can u not?

Niko: only just tbh…

Reo: oh?

Yukimiya: I just asked Anri which way we were going

Yukimiya: I don’t think she knows…

Rin: no shit

Bachira: shhh shhh Rin chan do u need a scooby snack???

Rin: wtf

Kurona: hey hey do u have some of those??

Naruhaya: the devious things I would do for a scooby snack rnnn

Rin: he doesn’t have any

Rin: at least I don’t think he does…

Rin: they don’t even exist anyway stfu

Bachira: ofc they do rin channnn

Rin: pls stop calling me that

Kurona: I just saw a sign sign for the restaurant

Yukimiya: oh yh

Naruhaya: WERE SO CLOSSSEEEE

Otoya: and yet…

Otoya: so far…

Hiori: no, it’s like around the corner

Otoya: silence blueberry

Hiori: ?

Yukimiya: he is right tho, it’s right there…

Otoya: silence other blueberry

Yukimiya: why am I a blueberry??

Otoya: u like them don’t u?

Yukimiya: yeah..?

Otoya: therefore

Yukimiya: …

Naruhaya: shut up shut up SHUT UPPPP FOOOODDDDD

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Mennn:

Karasu: I’m starting to have doubts abt Anri…

Hiori: y?

Karasu: nm…

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Anri: err go sit at a table. I’ll go tell them we’re here

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Karasu: I think they can prob tell we’re here…

Otoya: fr these boys r LOUUUUDDD

Yukimiya: don’t u contribute to like half of that?

Shidou: no that would be me

Charles: AND MOIIIII

Shidou: OUI OUI

Charles: ALR NO NEED TO BE RACIST

Shidou: UNDERSTOOD

Kurona: We need to sit sit

Hiroi: and not just stand her like LEMONS

Shidou: LEMONS???

Bachira: rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin

Isagi: that is a LOT of rins…

Shidou: can u imagine…

Kurona: ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

Shidou: what was that?

Kurona: like rinrinrinrin?

Shidou: ur crazy boy

Rin: what do you want Bachira

Bachira: come errrr

Rin: no

Rin: I have to spend far to much time with u as is

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Karasu: I always forget about those things…

Otoya: (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)

Karasu: …

Karasu: that one is worse

Otoya: :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

Karasu: pls stop

Barou: sit down all of you

Otoya: SIRRR Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ

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Nagi: I cnt b btrd 2 et wl u chw t fr m pz r?

Reo: no, that’s disgusting

Nagi: aw

Isagi: how can u even tell what he said

Chigiri: even I can’t decipher that one

Reo: idk i just can

Bachira: rn chn cn u tll wt im syn?????

Rin: yes?

Rin: it’s not that complicated?

Bachira: :00000

Bachira: aw rniii yk m s wll ;))))

Rin: no I don’t

Bachira: u duuuuu

Rin: what r u even trying to accomplish with this?

Bachira: I cnt tll u tht s erly in th gm

Bachira: nw cn I???

Rin: ok stop now

Nagi: o bchr wt r u plnn??

Bachira: jus u wt n c

Nagi: oo

Chigiri: they’re communicating

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Rin: well that was shit

Hiori: thats crappy hotel standard food for you

Shidou: Rin channn it’s not like u to initiate converationnn

Rin: im going to kill you for this Bachira

Kurona: anyone coming for a swim swim??

Shidou: THERES A POOL???

Raichi: no, it’s a bath…

Shidou: KURONA U LIARRRRR

Kurona: same thing thing

Barou: it is not the same thing. Do not swim in the bath.

Kurona: … kk

Barou: I mean it

Shidou: im up for it regardless

Charles: such big words my brother is SOOO SMARTTTT

Charles: SMARTER THAT A CERTAIN GERMAN HARRY POTTER I CAN THINK OFFFFF

Ness: im going to take it that was aimed at me?

Ness: but why??

Charles: you stole sae bae from my brother

Charles: je DÉTESTE Harry Potter

Ness: ok?

Ness: I didn’t steal Sae from anyone?

Ness: I offered him an alternative to being in a room with shidou. What’s the problem?

Charles: YOU TOOK HIM FROM MY BROTHER YOU TOOK HIMMM YOU FUCKING HARRY POTTER

Ness: WTF??

Shidou: brother chill your fucking boots

Shidou: why are you bringing Harry Potter into this?

Shidou: you sound more angry at him than at ness

Charles: I don’t know what came over me

Charles: désolé mon frère

Shidou: er, alright 👍

Kurona: shut up shut up bath bathhhh

Isagi: ig I’ll come

Hiroi: alright

Hiroi: Niko?

Niko: nope

Hiori: Alright

Bachira: I’ll comeeeee Rin channnn join????

Rin: no

Rin: but you go

Rin: please

Bachira: what do I chooooseree

Bachira: Rin channn or batthhhhh

Rin: choose the bath

Chigiri: im in

Chigiri: Reo, Nagi?

Nagi: tired

Reo: I’ll stay with Nagi

Chigiri: well that’s one way of saying we were waiting for u to leave…

Nagi: ?

Chigiri: so you can…

Reo: AND THATS ENOUGH OF THAT

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Kurona: swim swimmmm

Bachira: yesssss

Naruhaya: yeeeeeesss

Barou: absolutely not. I will not allow you to do that.

Kurona: kill joy joy

Hiori: rip kurona

Kurona: ?

Kurona: hey lemme go go!

Barou: no.

Barou: sit still

Kurona: wtf

Isagi: ur not getting out of that kurona.

Isagi: that’s a death grip

Kurona: shit shit

Bachira: you can’t catch us both thoughhh

Barou: OI DONKEY STAY STILL. THIS IS A PUBLIC BATH, YOU HAVE TO BE MINDFUL OF OTHER PEOPLE.

Otoya: theres like no one else here…

Barou: there was

Barou: they saw us all and left

Otoya: oh

Otoya: thats kinda funny

Shidou: CANNONBALLLLLL

Bachira: wow the water got out!

Chigiri: FUCK YOU FUCJING SHUDOU U GOT WATER IM MY FUCKING EYES AND ON MY FUCKING HAIR AGHTJW FUCK FUCKKSJEJFKX

Kunigami: wow Chigiri thats…

Hiori: more explicit than slursagi

Isagi: that has not been brought up for ages Hiroi.

Isagi: why

Hiroi: slurgiri

Chigiri: WHAT??? NO SLURS WERE SAID PLS DONT GIMME A BAD NAMEEEE

Hiroi: ok, I’ll let you go

Hiroi: this time

Zantetsu: wouldn’t it be, I’ll let you off?

Hiroi: don’t ask about things you don’t understand

Zantetsu: isn’t that the soul purpose of asking questions?

Hiroi: stop talking zantetsu

Raichi: why is this water so fucking hot??

Charles: oh yh I did wonder why half of my body had melted away

Shidou: same tbh

Shidou: WHO LIKES IT HOT AND STEAMMMYYYY????

Yukimiya: Aiku apparently

Aiku: Who can take the heat???

Barou: don’t do that

Aiku: whyyyy notttt???

Barou: you know why dipshit

Barou: im not cleaning up when you all pass out

Aiku: im not GOING to pass out

Barou: we’ll see about that

Sendou: Naruhaya already has…

Sendou: someone catch him before he drowns

Aiku: ANNND THATS ONE OUTTT

Barou: this is ridiculous

Otoya: ohhh Charles is gone!

Aiku: and theres number two

Shidou: BROTHERRRR

Shidou: HE WAS SO YOUNGGGG

Zantetsu: the steam is fogging up my glasses

Chigiri: well yeah?

Yukimiya: take them off then?

Zantetsu: but then I will not be able to see

Yukimiya: can you see any better with them all steamed up?

Zantetsu: you make a valid point

Yukimiya: i know

Zantetsu: but I can simply not remove my glasses

Zantetsu: they are a part of my identity

Yukimiya: fair enough?

Aiku: AAANNNNND ISAGIS DOWNNN

Aiku: 14 remain

Barou: can u stop your stupid game now?

Barou: we can’t just keep piling the unconscious bodies on the side

Hiroi: it does look pretty weird…

Aiku: SENDOUUUUS GONEEEE????

Barou: this is ridiculous

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Otoya succumbed

Hiroi yeed his last haw

Kurona met god

Yukimiya saw the light

Aiku: and then there was 9

Raichi: im surprised Bachira lasted this long…

Barchia: im full of surprisesssss ;P

Chigiri: how hot does this fucking water go?

Chigiri: surely we are at like 40 degrees or smth now?

Aiko: and it can go higherrrrr

Shidou: wt

Shidou: f

Shidou: I thnk I

Shidou: can s

Shidou: ee god

Aiku: And another one bites the dust

Zantetsu: this is most unusual

Raichi: it’s also most BORINGGGG

Raichi: im not sitting here all night waiting for the rest of u to pass out

Karasu: oh? Think ur gonna win do u??

Raichi: hell yeah I do

Aiku: yk u can’t beat me at this

Aiku: I am the raining champion at this

Raichi: I’ll crush you

Aiku: cocky bastard aren’t you

Raichi: sure am

—

No one else is gonna pass out, we have reached the peak of endurance.

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Chigiri: ok, we have been doing this…

Chigiri: for hours now…

Kunigami: yeah, I think…

Kunigami: thats enough…

Bachira: I wanna see how hot this thing can goooo

Aiku: same tbh

Aiku: we’ve come this far, might as well see it through

Chigiri: well u can im going back to my room

Kunigami: yeah…

Barou: stupid donkeys

Aiku: and five remain…

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Karasu: well, this is is kinda boring now tbh

Bachira: it isssss just max it alr aikuuuu

Aiku: how fucking high does this thing go??? Jesus Christ

Zantetsu: what is the current temperature?

Aiku: abt 50?

Raichi: only 50? Pshhhh

Aiku: shut up man ur face is so red

Raichi: so is urs man

Karasu: we r in 50 degree water…

Zantetsu: I believe the maximum temperature the human body can withstand is around 35 degrees…

Raichi: how do u just know that?

Bachira: he probably doesn’t…

Raichi: true

Zantetsu: do not underestimate me

Bachira: oh?

Karasu: No he’s actually right, it is about 35 degrees

Karasu: pretty sure we should all be dead about now…

Bachira: ahh…

Bachira: Aiku STOP ITTTTTTT

Raichi: but if we stop now we will never know who won

Karasu: im pretty sure that won’t matter when we die…

Aiku: good point

Zantetsu: let’s settle it with rock paper scissors

Bachira: okkkk

Karasu: shouldn’t we get out first?

Karasu: No?

Karasu: ok?

—

Raichi: are you fucking kidding me?????

Aiku: guess u didn’t win after all nasher

Aiku: oh…

Raichi: what were you saying?

Bachira: ok, again

Karasu: ahh out

Bachira: BACHIRA VS ZANTETSU

Raichi: I can’t tell u how fucking pissed I am rn

Raichi: of all of us… these two

Zantetsu: oh?

Bachira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bachira: oh well

Zantetsu: I believe I have won

Raichi: yeah yeah

Karasu: can we just get out now

Aiku: yeah we should probably do that….

Chapter Text

Finally

Some peace and fucking quiet.

Rin allowed his eyes to close as he lay, motionless, on the double bed he had no doubt he’d end up sharing with the persistent pain in his ass, Bachira, that for some reason, refused to leave him alone.

He couldn’t understand why. What did he do wrong to deserve this?

He didn’t usually have to do anything wrong, things just seemed to go like that for him.

He sighed. It had been a long and thoroughly exhausting day. What with the constant barrage of idiocy coming at him from all directions.

Two weeks was two weeks too many of this torture, he decided.

Who did he think he was, calling him Rinnie? No, worse! Rin chan. It was so embarrassing. Not only was it Bachira, but shidou was quick to pick up Rin chan and he knows how that will spread like wildfire.

Ughhhhh. He brought his hands up to his face, pushing his palms into his eyes. Why was it like this?

Rin was a shorter word than Rinnie, and especially shorter than Rin Chan. He would take Rinnie over that any day. But, per usual, his requests for them to stop fell upon deaf ears. Why was he even letting himself be bothered by it? It was stupid.

He had been lying here, lost in his own head, for quite a while now. The room was quiet without Bachira and more importantly, dark. He liked to be in the dark. No light, no distractions, no nothing. It was much needed after an overwhelming day of dealing with idiots like this one.

Though, he did have to wonder, how long did it take to have a bath? Surely not longer than the hour It had definitely been since they all left.

Not that he minded.

Ok, but an hour and a half is getting ridiculous. He could hear a bit of shuffling and chatter coming from outside, indicating a few had returned but no Bachira…

Good. Stay out as long as you want.

Though surely being in a bath for an hour and a half would shrivel you up pretty bad… maybe when he came back he would look a couple hundred years older.

What kind of a thought was that?

But if he didn’t come back soon, Rin would have probably had fallen asleep when he did, and that would be so unbearably embarrassing. It was almost 11 he reckoned, and taking into account the day he had had…

—

The door swung open, gently?

A whispered “Rin channnn” interrupted the silence. “I almost wonnnn” the voice continued absently, not caring for a response. Bachira collapsed onto the bed, muttering something along the lines of “stupid Zantetsu” and was asleep in seconds.

He was radiating quite a bit of heat. Significantly more than normal body temperature. Rin assumed he may have just passed out from light headedness. He hoped bachira hadn’t had to come up any stairs on has way back. Then shut down that thought process before he found himself more needlessly concerned about this inconvenience sleeping next to him.

He’s on the bed. Rins brain screamed at him as he suddenly fully realized this. Bachira said he wouldn’t do that. He said he would sleep on the floor.

Rin subconsciously noted the rhythmic ins and outs, the ups and downs of others breath. It was irritating. Why was he breathing so loud? Why was he ON THE BED? He said he wouldn’t d

He was too tired to care.

For now that is, he would definitely care about it tomorrow and regret this indifference for the rest of his life. But for now, maybe it wasn’t so bad?

He was no harm, really.

Chapter Text

“Reo I’m going to fall asleeeeep”

“You’ll get makeup all over the pillow, you need to wash it off first”

He had forgotten about that.

“Make up is such a hassle. Will you do it?”

“Of course my treasure”

Nagi dragged his feet into the bathroom, planting himself down on the counter near the sink, assuming his typical burnt out, gamer slump, with a sigh.

He could feel his eyes closing as his head began to droop.

Being on a school trip was such a hassle. He wouldn’t have even bothered coming if Reo hadn’t been so persistent about it.

That was how it was with most things. Nagi didn’t care and Reo cared a lot. Maybe Reo was the hassle…

“-gi? Nagiiii? Are you there?”

“Huh? yeah” Nagi blinked a few times. Did he fall asleep?

“You zoned out again.”

“Ah” He allowed his eyes to focus on what Reo was doing. He seemed to be searching in his bag for something.

“Found them” he exclaimed in a singsong voice as he unearthed a small packet of face wipes from his bag.

“Found what?” Nagi found himself asking without really thinking about it. They were obviously wipes.

Reo just laughed in response as he got to his feet. It was a laugh to acknowledge that Nagi had said something mildly amusing rather than a laugh mocking his absent minded comment.

Reo pulled a wipe out of the packet and brought it up to the other’s face. Nagi closed his eyes, bracing himself for impact.

“It’s a shame really”

“Hm?” Nagi cautiously cracked one of his eyes open. “What is?”

“It really does look good on you”
Reo cocked his head slightly to the side as he said the words, eyes glued to Nagi’s face more intensely than they should be.

“Just do it Reo, I’m tired” he closed his eyes again, tilting his chin up slightly to angle his face more toward the light.

“Ok, ok” Reo breathed out, smiling involuntarily.

Nagi flinched at the cold wipe under his eye. “Oo cold”

“Heh, What did you expect?”

“Mmmm” Nagi ignored the unmalicious jab and let Reo get on with it. The quicker he got it over with the quicker he could got to sleeeeeep.

—

“-agi? Oi, Nagi. Hellooo?”

“Hm? Oh”

“You zoned out” he paused “again”

“Oh…”

“I’m done”

“Yeyyy” Nagi breathed out, prolonging the sound. He lifted his arms up towards the others shoulders. “Can’t… move”

“You just di…”

“Legs dead. Brain stopped. Eyes shutting dowwwn. Take me to my bed, Reo limousineeee”

Reo hummed a noise of fake surprise. “Oh? Well alright then my highness”

As he said the words, Reo turned around, catching and securing the exhausted Nagi as he flopped onto his back.

“My highness?” Nagi muttered somewhere between Reo’s ear and his shoulder “I thought I was your treasure?”

“Yeah, your right”

Chapter Text

Dm between otoya and yukimiya

Otoya: I can’t believe we had to go back to the ROOOOMMMMM AS FORFIT FOR PASSING OUTTTT

Otoya: what a STUPID FUCKING GAME AGHSJGSKA WHAT DOES ONE HAVE TO DO TO GET A NORMAL BATH AROUND ‘ERE EY?

Yukimiya: I actually agree with you on that one.

Yukimiya: I’m surprised they’re still at it in there

Otoya: still alive in there that is

Otoya: it’s gotta be what? like 40 degrees in there now

Yukimiya: I’m sure the maximum temperature humans can withstand is around 35 degrees

Otoya: (and u just know that?)

Yukimiya: anything past that is really dangerous

Otoya: NO NOT KARASU BBGGG

Otoya: IS HE GONNA DIE YUKIII???

Yukimiya: I mean…

Yukimiya: he probably won’t?

Otoya: you could try and sound a little more sure if urself yk?

Yukimiya: idk how durable he is?

Otoya: I do…

Yukimiya: ah

Yukimiya: ig I set myself up for that one

Otoya: ding ding ding

Yukimiya: yk? This is probably the most normal conversation I’ve had with you

Otoya: what? abt our husband dying of heatstroke in a bath?

Yukimiya: yeah?

Otoya: oh?

Otoya: not gonna protest abt that?

Yukimiya: don’t push it.

Otoya: understood

Otoya: soooo what should we doooo???

Yukimiya: we should wait for him to come back

Otoya: oh? Whyyy???

Yukimiya: so we know if he’s still alive?

Otoya: good point…

Otoya: wanna watch smth?

Yukimiya: what…

Otoya: idk? Some Football videos?

Yukimiya: I was expecting way worse…

Yukimiya: sounds good

Otoya: OH? What were u expecting? Is there smth you’d rather watchhhh????

Otoya: Smth a little moreee…

Yukimiya: NOPE, NO MORE

Yukimiya: football is good

Otoya: awww ok Yuki bb only messin with yaaa ;P

Yukimiya: …

Yukimiya: alright

Otoya: I’m here alllll night

Yukimiya: yeah?

Otoya: allll nighhhht longggg

Yukimiya: …

Chapter Text

“-chira? Oi, Bachira?”

The words were going into his ears but dying somewhere on the way to his brain.

“Bachira wake up”

Is that the sweet, angelic voice of Rin chan?

“Come on we need to go”

Something shook Bachiras shoulder. The shake became more vigorous until conscious was gained.

“Huh wha”

“Get up we need to go for breakfast”

“Mmmmmmm”

Bachira rolled onto his front, voice becoming muffled by the sheets.
“Bri’me soming back”

“No, get up”

“Ughhhh fineee, only cos you asked me tooo Rin channnnn”

Rin sighed, unsure whether to be happy that Bachira had finally agreed to get up or disappointed that it was because ‘Rin chan’ had asked him to.

He decided to remain indifferent. It was easier that way.

“Pshewww clothesss” bachira mumbled incoherently as he dragged his body to sit up, scanning the room lazily for his clothes.

“There” Rin pointed as the messy pile of stuff around Bachira bag.

“So helpful rinnieee” Bachira shot him a smile as he rolled his head backwards to face him. He ignored it.

Bachira got up, and made his way over to the pile. He crouched down next to it and shoved his hand in, pulling out the first thing he made contact with.

“That’ll do” he sighed as he unearthed the most creased shirt Rin had ever seen.

“What is that?”

“Dolphin shirt” Bachira replied absently as he pulled it over his head. He then proceeded to raid the pile a second time.

I don’t even know why I’m staying with him, I should just go. I don’t need to watch over him getting dressed like I’m his mum or something. This is stupid…

“Done rinnn channn”
Rin was snapped away from his thoughts. Wait? He was done? He had just thrown some clothes on, he was hardly what Rin would consider done.

“Letsss gooo” Bachira spun on his heel and made his way towards the door.

“The hell you mean you’re done? You haven’t even…”

“Oh yeah” Bachira shrugged as he blew on his tongue. “Teethsss” He darted into the bathroom.

Rin could hear the sound of a toothbrush followed by the flush of a toilet. He focused on Not listening.

Bachira remerged a few minutes later and darted back over to the pile of his stuff. He rummaged through it for a while before punching the air with a brush in his hand in a similar way you would if you had pulled a sword out of a stone.

He did a quick once over through his hair then threw the brush back down onto the pile.

Rin had just been sat on the edge of the bed watching him. He suddenly became very aware of this. Eww

“Is that better Rin channn?”

“Yes”

They walked towards the door and left to join everyone else.

“And stop calling me that”

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Raichi: where tf r u all

Naruhaya: we have been waiting for agesssss

Kurona: yh hungry hungry

Raichi: we can’t go in till ur all here so get ur asses in gear

Kurona: rhymes rhymes

Kaiser: yes, come on we’re fucking bored waiting for you all

Isagi: Oh sorry to inconvenience you MICHEAL KAISER

Ness: already? It’s like 8 in the morning chill out slursagi

Niko: shut up, we r on our way down now

Yukimiya: same

Otoya: Karasu didn’t wake up we thought he was DEADDDD

Aiku: is he???

Yukimiya: no

Otoya: no thanks to UR STUPID FUCKING GAME OLIVER IQ

Aiku: woooow calmit down greenie just cos u couldn’t take the heat

Otoya: HIW COYOD I TAKE 40 FUCKINH DEGREES U DIPSHIT?????

Yukimiya: it was a stupid game Aiku

Aiku: and you all loved ittt

Bachira: we diddd

Bachira: me and Rin chan r coming down nowwww

Rin: don’t say that like I didn’t have to drag you out of bed

Bachira: shhhh rinnieeee

Chigiri: we r on our way down too

Chigiri: tho I don’t think nagis actually awake yet…

Reo: he is

Chigiri: you literally had to get him dressed while he was flopping around all over the place

Chigiri: quite clearly asleep

Reo: whatever u say

Chigiri: when yk ur beat

Reo: when yk there’s no point arguing cos the person ur up against is a PERSISTENT BITCHHH

Chigiri: wowww Reo where’s this coming from??

Charles: chill ur beans rere

Reo: who tf even r u?

Charles: looks like SOMEBODY didn’t get enough beauty sleeep

Reo: damn right

Chigiri: and we all know why that is…

Reo: no comment

Shidou: RACE DIWN THE STAIRS BROTHER

Charles: YK IM GAMEEEE

Shidou: OH WAIT SHIT

Shidou: NO BROTHER WAITTTTT

Kunigami: …

Kunigami: the French are falling from the sky…

Barou: SHIDOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING IMP ON A LEASH

Shidou: will do

Charles: HELP ME BROTHER WHEER DID THIS TITAN SPAWNNN FROMMMSJEJWJBSJSJQI

Barou: what was that donkey?

Shidou: Im coming to get him

Shidou: let him live another day king

Charles: KING??? WTFFF BROTHER U BOW TO NO MAN

Shidou: ur right but there’s a little thing called self preservation...

Barou: behave, you little shit

Charles: don’t want too :P

Barou: if you value your life I suggest you learn your place, imp

Charles: ooo scary

Charles: eek

Kunigami: put him down Barou

Kunigami: you’ll crush his skull if you keep on like that

Charles: yeah pumme downnnn

Charles: king lord god Barou senpai my liege my highnessss

Barou: shut up pleb

Barou: get out of my sight

Charles: Im alive!

Raichi: I SAID GET UR ASSES IN GEAR

Raichi: GET HERE NOW

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Naruhaya: finallyyyy im starvingggg

Kurona: when are you not not?

Naruhaya: good point

Chigiri: awww look who’s finally woken up

Nagi: dnt mk me ik whr ur slpn tnght

Chigiri: oh?

Bachira: and what are the optionsss??

Kunigami: there’s rice…

Bachira: goood, as there should be

Raichi: RICE? FOR BREAKFAST??

Raichi: YK ITS GOTTA BE BREAD

Isagi: he’s right with that one…

Naruhaya: I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT BREAD

Naruhaya: WHO EATS BREAD FOR BREAKFASTTTT

Raichi: WHO TF EATS RICE

Barou: SHUT UP

Barou: just get whatever you want. There is no right and wrong for such trivial issues.

Kaiser: at least one of you has a brain

Isagi: ur one to talk MICHEAL KAISER what do u have for breakfast

Kaiser: this is so fucking stupid

Niko: does anyone know what we r doing today?

Reo: actually, no

Niko: anyone want to actually contribute

Chigiri: deep breaths Reo

Otoya: reos gonna crash out today I can smell it

Bachira: be nice to Reo today…

Reo: stfu

Bachira: noted…

Rin: we r going to a museum

Rin: typical school trip shit

Shidou: ughhhhhhhh

Charles: ughhhhhhhhhhh

Bachira: AUGHHHHH

Tokimitsu: sstop screaming pplease

Bachira: aughhhhh

Kurona: I don’t want to do that thatttt

Rin: I think we’ve established no one does

Isagi: what’s it a museum of?

Rin: idfk

Isagi: ok??

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Rin: pls leave me alone

Bachira: awwww

Bachira: ok if that is what Rin chan wantsss

Rin: it is

Bachira: sl..

Bachira: isagiii where you is?

Isagi: what was the sl?

Chigiri: this bus is differentttt

Chigiri: 3 seaters on one side niceeee

Nagi: I wna st by th wndw

Reo: ofc my treasure

Chigiri: u alr now Reo?

Reo: nah, still tireddd

Nagi: ths is wt is lk

Reo: ik ikkk

Chigiri: what??

Reo: nm

Shidou: CHARLETHHH

Charles: OUIII SHIDOUTH

Shidou: WHERE ART THOU MY BOY

Charles: IDK I AM LOST AND BLIND

Shidou: DEARTH ME! MY BOY IS NOT ONLY LOSTH BUT BLIND AS WELLTH??

Aryu: remove yourself from my glam hair, imp.

Charles: pthpthpa

Shidou: what was that

Charles: hair in my mouth sound

Shidou: so it is

Aryu: UGH! TO THINK SOME OF MY GLAM HAIR HAS FALLEN INTO THE JAWS OF THIS UNGLAM IMPISH BEING!

Charles: tastes like… fruit

Charles: yumm

Aryu: STOP! STOP IT YOU MONSTER

Zantetsu: he is frozen solid.

Tokimitsu: nno… he is frozen in shock

Zantetsu: oh

Aryu: GASP! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

Charles: huh?

Aryu: YOU HAVE CONSUMED A CHUNK OF MY GLORIOUS HAIR YOU FIENDDDD

Charles: no regrets

Charles: Taste like fruit

Charles: that was a lie

Charles: swallowed shampoo

Charles: prolly gonna die

Charles: Taste like fruit

Charles: that was a lie

Charles: swallowed shampoo

Charles: prolly gonna die

Charles: Taste like fruit

Charles: that was a lie

Charles: swallowed shampoo

Aryu: SHUT THE GLAM UP CHILD

Shidou: Charles brother…

Shidou: I NEED to teach u abt self preservation

Charles: swallowed shampoo

Charles: prolly gonna die

Shidou: he’s broken…

Charles: taste like fruit

Charles: that was a LIEEEE

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Chigiri: guys guyssss

Isagi: yeah?

Chigiri: reos asleep

Isagi: ok?

Chigiri: on nagi for once

Isagi: alright?

Chigiri: DONT U THINK THATS CUTE???

Isagi: ig? Idk

Chigiri: nagis also asleep

Isagi: ok

Kaiser: how long are you going to carry this dry shit on slursagi?

Kaiser: I get bored of reading your dim whited responses

Isagi: HEY MICHEAL KAISER CHIGIRIS THE ONE DRAWING THIS OUTTT

Chigiri: woow don’t bring me into this

Isagi: WDYM? U STARTED IT

Kaiser: children, children

Kaiser: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Chigiri: the lot of u

Chigiri: always have to ruin everything

Kaiser: ooo scary

Chigiri: stfu MICHEAL KAISER no one asked for ur input

Hiori: ANYWAY

Ness: is that like the only purpose u serve

Ness: saying anyway when things get heated

Hiori: I have ways of destroying you loch ness monster remember that

Sae: stop arguing about nothing. It’s stupid.

Shidou: SAE BAE IS RIGHT GANG STOP YA SQUABLES

Sae: don’t call me sae bae

Charles: BROTHER!! THIS MAN BETRAYED U!!! DONT REFER TO HIM AS SAE BAE HE DOESNT DESERVE IT

Sae: I didn’t betray him?

Charles: YOU DID

Tokimitsu: SSTOP ARGUINGG

Sae: …

Hiori: …

Ness: …

Chigiri: …

Tokimitsu: iif youu want to

Charles: ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYINGGG….

Chapter Text

“Listen up” Ego began at the front of the bus as it stopped. “ As you can see, we have arrived at the museum. Due to… rules, each teacher will be assigned a group of four to five of you”

He paused to crack his usual menacing smile. “I have taken the liberty of distributing you all into groups and allocating you to a member of staff”

“Here we go” Chigiri muttered under his breath.

“The groups are as follows: with Snuffy we have Aryu, Tokimitsu, Aiku and Sendou.”

Nobody too disappointed with that. Maybe Ego hadn’t gone too mad with power…

“With Lavhino we have; Charles, Niko, Raichi and Zantetsu”

“YOU CANT JUST SEPARATE ME FROM MY BROTHER LIKE THAT!!!”

“You do not have a brother here Charles, are you that dense?”

“NO! Are YOU that dense??? Shidou is my brother he issss mmyyyy brotherrrrr”

“Oi! Don’t weep about it” shidous voice came from next to him “we will meet…Again…” he put his hand on Charles shoulder

“Thats was beautiful brother.” He put his hand on shidous shoulder in return

“I know brother, I am quite beautiful”

“You are brother”

“Yes”

“MAY I CONTINUE” ego reminded them all of his presence. He paused for a second, waiting for a response. When none came, he continued

“ with Noa we have Kaiser, Ness, Otoya and Yukimiya”

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me” Yukimiya sighed. Otoya said the same sentence but in a significantly more positive tone.

“Yukiiiii” he turned to face Yukimiya with a stupid grin plastered to his stupid face. The grin fell of his face as he remembered his ‘other husband’. He turned to face him mournfully “Karasuuu”

Karasu just shrugged in response.

“Rest in peace, second husband”

Ego cleared his throat. Loud. “ to the next one of you little dipshits to open your mouth, I will personally see to it that you will not be fed for the duration of the stay”

Someone gulped.

Something caught egos attention at the front of the bus. He looked down to his left side. Someone was whispering something to him.

“Anri, I’ve told you I don’t care if that’s immoral… no I don’t care if they die…”

“How is this guy a qualified teacher…” Bachira whispered to Isagi next to him.

“With Chris; Chigiri, Nagi, shidou and Karasu”

Not with Nagi? Not with…

What? Whatever god was picking on Reo today knew what they were doing. And it was pissing him off.

“With Anri; Bachira, Rin, Reo, Kunigami and kurona”

Fucking fabulous, Rin and Reo thought simultaneously. At least they were with Anri…

“And finally with me; Hiori, Barou Isagi, sae and Naruhaya. Now, are we all clear on that?”

He waited for the collective murmur of affirmatory noises.

“Good. Now get off the bus”

Chapter Text

Chat with Reo, Nagi and Chigiri:

Reo: well this fucking sucks

Nagi: u sk btr Reo ;))

Reo: ik ik ;))

Chigiri: at least ur with Anri Reo, we r with fucking Chris…

Reo: true…

Reo: but ur togetherrrrr thooo Im on my ownnnnn

Reo: and nagi is MINE Chigiri alr he’s mineeee

Chigiri: Ik that? I don’t want his lazy ass…

Nagi: >:x

Reo: just checking…

Nagi: :x

Reo: miss u my treasure （╹3╹）♡

Nagi: ms u to -3-

Reo: |(￣3￣)|

Nagi: (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

Reo: (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Chigiri: hey can u stop making out over text??

Reo: oh yh sorry…

Nagi: do u wnt a kss 2 chi?

Chigiri: ?

Nagi: (^3-)

Chigiri: thanks?

Reo: hey HEY don’t accept kisses from my boyfriend

Chigiri: IM SO FUCKING CONFUSEDDDD

Chapter Text

Group with Hiori Barou Isagi sae

Isagi: ego out of all of them…

Hiori: ikr

Sae: u haven’t added Naruhaya

Hiori: and im not going to

Hiori: stupid hungry little starving orphan ass like 3 feet tall 14 year old ass chipmunk looking ass

Isagi added Naruhaya

Isagi: …

Hiori: he can’t see that right

Naruhaya: see what?

Barou: keep up

Barou: I have no doubt he’ll try and loose us in this museum

Hiori: I think he already has…

Barou: huh?

Isagi: where is he?

Sae: well that was quicker than expected…

Barou: bastard

Naruhaya: should we look for him?

Isagi: HELL NO

Hiori: hell no

Naruhaya: ok?

Hiori: we r free now. We can do whatever we want

Barou: within reason

Barou: Im still here you know

Isagi: how could we forget?

Barou: what was that?

Hiori: let’s go look at stufffff

Naruhaya: ok. But what stuff?

Hiori: whatever we see firsttttt

Naruhaya: can we go to the cafe

Hiroi: no

Hiori: no we can not

Sae: …

Chapter Text

Group with Charles, Niko, Raichi and Zantetsu

Niko: he is asking me to add him to the group

Charles: do ittt this guy is chilll

Zantetsu: he is rather chilly

Raichi: I don’t fucking care. Do what u like

Niko: someone protest

Niko: pls

Charles added Lavhino

Charles: tooo latteeee

Lavhino: hellooo what is up children

Charles: the skyyy

Lavhino: ngl didn’t laugh

Charles removed Lavhino

Charles: bitch

Charles: fuck this guy

Charles: insulting me

Charles: I think

Niko: he did.

Charles: he did

Zantetsu: have you calmed down yet Charles

Charles: ???

Zantetsu: mey we add him back?

Charles: u mey NOT

Zantetsu: it is not good to be in food with your teacher

Raichi: feud?

Zantetsu: bless you

Raichi: what?

Charles: u saying shit like that makes me want to hate him moreeee

Niko: hate him then.

Charles: well now I don’t wanna

Raichi: wtf is this group mannn

Niko: and don’t add him back

Charles added Lavhino

Lavhino: Charlesssss

Lavhino: do u want me to teach you the way of humour???

Charles: no

Lavhino: Okidokie ma boy

Raichi: …

Raichi: get me out of this group man

Chapter Text

Group with Chigiri, Nagi, shidou and Karasu

Shidou: why y’all look so glummm???

Nagi: brd

Karasu: bored?

Nagi: eryth s brg wot R :(((

Shidou: what?

Chigiri: yh ur right. these groups r bullshit

Shidou: is that what he said?

Nagi: cnt b bthrd 2 wlkkkk

Nagi: mmmurrr

Shidou: did he just shut down?

Chigiri: I think he did

Shidou: imma kick him to see if he’s there

Nagi: ow

Shidou: it seems he is

Nagi: lev me hr

Karasu: if u say so

Chigiri: I mean I can try and carry u?

Nagi: try

Shidou: what am I witnessing…

Karasu: he’s not even trying to stay on…

Shidou: aaaaand he’s down

Chigiri: wow ur heavier than u look

Nagi: thts y wlkns a hssl

Karasu: u can’t just say walkings a hassle cos ur body’s heavy man

Nagi: can

Shidou: I’ll carry u around boy

Shidou: arms up

Chigiri: don’t go up the stairs…

Chigiri: why would u go up the stairs…

Shidou: u r heavier than u look holy shittt

Nagi: :x

Shidou: wuhhh

Chigiri: NO LEAN FORWARDDDDD

Chigiri: I SAID DONT GO UP THE FUCKING STAIRSSSSS

Shidou: agusjdkake

Chigiri: SHIDOUUU

Nagi: ow

Nagi: ow

Nagi: ow

Nagi: oww

Karasu: K.O

Shidou: I RECOVERED MA BALAN…

Shidou: oops :P

Chigiri: OOPS???

Chigiri: UR DAMN FUCKING RIGHT OOPS

Nagi: I thnk my spine is brknnnnn

Shidou: my bad my bad

Chigiri: MY BAD??

Karasu: I think ur bleedin from ur head a bit there…

Nagi: this is

Nagi: the end

Nagi: bleh

Shidou: YO I DONT THINK ARMS R SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAYYY

Karasu: no definitely not…

Nagi: I nvr gt 2 say gdby 2 choki :(((

Chigiri: Nagi r u alrrrrr???

Nagi: or Reo…

Nagi: a bit

Chigiri: a bit?? Didn’t u just smash ur head on like 10 stone steps???

Nagi: yh

Nagi: tk car of choki 4 me chi

Karasu: pain scale of one to ten?

Nagi: def a 9

Nagi: Im on dths dr rn fr

Karasu: RIP

Nagi: thnxnsnowa

Karasu: and he’s out

Chapter Text

Group with Aryu, Tokimitsu, Aiku and sendou

Aiku: did u see that sendou

Sendou: what?

Aiku: over there…

Tokimitsu: wwhat are you ttalking about Aiku??

Aiku: I saw something move over there

Aryu: silence! This is ridiculous and most definitely, unglam

Tokimitsu: ii agree

Sendou: what did u see?

Aiku: the clown

Aiku: the clown that hides from gay people…

Sendou: STFU ABT THAT

Aryu: I see no such thing.

Aiku: he’s prolly hiding…

Tokimitsu: A cclown??

Sendou: how tf did u see it then Aiku

Aiku: oi, pipe down

Aiku: the clown will get mad

Sendou: and why’s that?

Aiku: what’s more scary than gay people?

Sendou: …

Aiku: smartass gay people

Sendou: I hate u sm rn

Tokimitsu: ssendou stop! YYou’ll anger the clownn

Aiku: yh sendou

Sendou: wtf

Aryu: WAIT! I believe I saw something shift amidst the shadows

Tokimitsu: agghhh noooo

Aryu: would I lie to you my most glam friend?

Aiku: what did it look like??

Aryu: spindly and most unglam

Aiku: oh?

Tokimitsu: ohh nooo

Tokimitsu: SENDOU YYOUVE ANNGERED TTHE CLOWNNN

Sendou: THERE IS NO FUCKING CLOWN

Aryu: I believe the figures form was similar to that of Egos…

Aiku: now that is scary

Chapter Text

Group with Bachira, Rin, Reo, Kunigami and kurona

Kunigami: what’s up Reo?

Reo: what’s up?

Reo: WHATS FUCKING UP YOU SAY??

Kunigami: wooow calm down, I was only asking

Bachira: is he feelin lonelyyyy

Reo: stfu bacteria

Bachira: not only does he feel lonely

Bachira: but salty as well

Kurona: can we go look at animals animals??

Kurona: specifically sharks sharks

Bachira: Yeahhh lesss go go

Bachira: come on rin chan don’t look so downnnn

Bachira: come look at Shark sharks with ussss

Rin: no

Bachira: aughsieindmsmw

Bachira: wdym no

Rin: ?

Rin: what do u think genius

Bachira: yes?

Kunigami: hey Bachira…

Kunigami: remind me to teach u abt consent…

Bachira: whats that??

Reo: can we just get fucking moving

Kurona: sir sir

—

Bachira: loook Rin chan a slothhhh

Rin: yeah

Bachira: Rin chan theres a bird

Bachira: THERE R SO MANY BIRDSSSSS

Rin: there is

Bachira: and there’s the sharkssss

Bachira: and kurona

Kurona: sharksssssssssssss

Bachira: okayyy

Bachira: woooow look Rin chan a DINOSAURRRRRRR

Rin: yeah

Kunigami: you’ve been staring at that sloth for ages Reo…

Reo: and? What’s wrong with that?

Kunigami: nothing?

Kunigami: r u sure ur alr?

Reo: Im just tired

Kunigami: If u want to talk, I’ll listen alr?

Reo: alr

Bachira: aww they gettin along

Reo: do u always have to ruin everything??

Rin: he does…

Bachira: (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Bachira: RIN CHANNNN

Chapter Text

Group with Kaiser, ness, otoya and yukimiya

Kaiser: well this fucking sucks

Otoya: I

Otoya: concur…

Yukimiya: stfu

Otoya: hostility?

Yukimiya: u sound like zantetsu…

Otoya: blasphemy

Yukimiya: …

Yukimiya: stop

Ness: what do we do?

Kaiser: abt what?

Ness: being here

Ness: this is boring

Otoya: it is…

Otoya: anyone wanna slide down the stair hand rails

Ness: actually, yeah

Otoya: lessss goooo

Otoya: race u to ittt

Ness: ok?

Ness: wtf

Kaiser: did he just teleport or smth

Otoya: ninja

Yukimiya: like that clears it up

Otoya: nothings clear for u is it?

Yukimiya: …

Otoya: IM SORRY IM SORRY I TAKE IT ALL BACK ITS KARASUS INFLUENCEEEE I SWEARSSS

Ness: karasus

Kaiser: grow up

Ness: sorry

Otoya: karasus is sticking tho…

Yukimiya: oh he’ll love that

Otoya: anywayyy back to the stairrsss

Otoya: join us yukiiii

Yukimiya: I’ll pass

Otoya: dew it

Yukimiya: oh?

Ness: Star Wars reference

Otoya: dew it

Yukimiya: no

Otoya: but… I am your father

Yukimiya: that doesn’t even make sense

Otoya: it’s treason then…

Yukimiya: stop?

Otoya: ITS A TRAP

Kaiser: stfu

Otoya: (err running out here)

Otoya: (help me nesss)

Ness: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

Otoya: to far ness

Ness: WaawWaawaaawAww

Otoya: and theres the sound of R2-D2 dying

Otoya: nice one ness

Kaiser: can u stop it with the lame ass Star Wars references yet?

Otoya: they’re not lameeeee haterrrrr

Kaiser: yh I am

Otoya: at least ur honest…

Otoya: WAIT DID U JUST SAY U HATE STAR WARSSSSS

Yukimiya: and we digress

Otoya: here we go down the stairassss

Otoya: KAISER MOVEEE

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Kunigami: where r all the other groups?

Isagi: huh? What for?

Kunigami: food?

Naruhaya: FOOD???

Naruhaya: WE GET FED????

Kunigami: yh? We r at the food area rn?

Kunigami: ur teacher should have brought u by now?

Hiroi: abt that

Aiku: yeah I think egos loose in the wild

Kunigami: ah

Reo: just come on ur owns

Sae: where is it?

Reo: where r u?

Sae: … good question

Reo: tf?

Reo: just follow the signs?

Sae: we’ll try

Shidou: brother u there??

Charles: it’s been so long brother

Shidou: it hath

Reo: nagi, where r u??

Reo: nagi?

Chigiri: we r on the way…

Reo: ?

Reo: where’s Nagi??

Karasu: he became collateral damage

Reo: he what

Reo: Chigiri is he alr???

Chigiri: he should be…

Reo: WDYMMMM

Shidou: nothing to do with me

Charles: I believe that brother

Shidou: u should

Shidou: and so should Reo

Reo: as if I’d fucking believe that

Reo: what happened to him??

Shidou: he tripped

Shidou: down the stairs

Karasu: really? Cos I remember u dropping him

Shidou: dropping my jaw to the floor when I saw it, that is

Reo: u did what

Chigiri: he dropped him down the stairs

Reo: AND HIW DID THIS HAPPENNN

Shidou: accident

Reo: ACCIDENT??

Reo: HOW DO U DROP SOMEONE DOWN THE STAIRS BY ACCIDENT

Karasu: it actually was an accident

Karasu: dictionary definition

Reo: WTFFF

Shidou: he’ll be finnnneee

Shidou: u can see him later anywaysss

Reo: later?? Why later

Reo: is he not with u??

Karasu: nah, bros long gone to A&E

Reo: A&E??? WTF DID U DO TO HIMMMM

Shidou: he’ll be fineeee

Reo: STOP SAYING THATTTTT

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Bachira: nagi may be dead but spirits as high as ever

Otoya: WHAT?? Im nottt

Bachira: … huh

Otoya: ajeidkskanA it’s a trap

Karasu: tf r u on abt??

Otoya: Im not on anythinskghggg

Otoya: WAIT KARASUS BBG I MISSED UUUUU

Charles: karasus…

Charles: sus

Niko: come on, among us has been dead for years

Charles: eeeeewwww nananananana

Niko: what was that

Charles: you are the impostor

Niko: stfu

Reo: hey, nagi isn’t dead Bachira

Shidou: you’ll never know….

Reo: what

Zantetsu: we have bean here for a rather long time

Charles: ikkkkk immmm boreddddd offfff museummmmmmm

Niko: aren’t we leaving after this?

Isagi: after what?

Niko: after we have food??

Isagi: oh

Rin: yep

Charles: Dieu merciiiiiiiiiii

Shidou: yk I luv ya bro

Shidou: but stop talking French no one understands uuuu

Charles: oh

Charles: French lesson number 1: Dieu merci = THANK GOD

Shidou: I see

Shidou: ur right then

Shidou: museums make my cellllssss dieeeeee

Charles: not ur cellssssss broooo

Reo: shidou u made my bf die

Shidou: fair enough…

Reo: fuck u

Shidou: alr?

Reo: no

Chapter Text

Anri is not here.

Where

Is

Anri?

At A&E with nagi.

Ego was, yet again, stood up at the front of the bus. Yelling.

Everyone was surprised he actually returned after ditching them and disappearing in the museum.

“Is everyone with a brain here?”

He took the murmured responses as a good enough response. Anri, had she been there, would have taken a register or something. But alas…

So naturally, people without brains were left behind.

—

Mennn:

Zantetsu: where mite Charles bee?

Shidou: oh yh

Shidou: where art thou bro??

Charles: where art thou??

Charles: I went to le toilet and now I appear to be an orphan

Charles: oh wait, no…

Charles: Chris is here…

Chigiri: Im not fucking surprised

Shidou: BROTHERRRRR WERE ON THE BUSSSSS

Shidou: RUNNNNNN

Charles: CANT U ASK THEM TO WAITTTT????

Shidou: YK EGO AINT WAITING FOR SHIT

Charles: AGFGDHRGCHUE

Charles: alr ima go fulll speeedddd

Charles: idk abt Chris tho…

Shidou: LEAVE HIMMMMM

Charles: nah, bro saw me runnin and followed me

Charles: kinda scaryyyyyyyy being chased by an old dudeeee

Chigiri: tell me abt it…

Reo: ??

Reo: does this happen to u??

Chigiri: NO ONE CAN CATCH ME THO BITCHES HA HAAAA

Reo: true

Kurona: I can see see him

Kurona: he did a Tokyo drift drift around the corner

Charles: hell yeah yeah

Otoya: wow… I blimked

Karasu: he’s a better ninja than u

Otoya: KARADUS?? No neef for thar isther??

Karasu: r u high or smth

Otoya: n

Otoya: o?

Otoya: pshhh ur higj

Charles: toilets did smell a bit weird tbh…

Charles: and he was in there

Shidou: AND U LEFT MY BRO IN THERE TOYOYA???

Charles: he walked straight past me

Charles: bros of his head

Karasu: Oi, I’ve told u abt this Toyota

Karasu: don’t do drugs in public toilets

Otoya: whsttt???? I dnt dothzt

Karasu: annnd go to sleep

Otoya: wh?

Karasu: shhh

Yukimiya: pls put him to sleep

Otoya: yuko wdyn?,

Yukimiya: time to go to sleep

Otoya: was goim ob??

Charles: I MADEEE ITUHEHEIDJFOEOWJBSHDUAOWIDJBFJRJEIEIEKR

Shidou: I KNEW U WOULD BROOOO

Zantetsu: can’t sey the same for Chris though…

Chigiri: he’s almost here…

Sae: egos just spotted him…

Sae: he’s telling the driver to go…

Shidou: DAMN RIGHT LETS LEAVE HIS DUMB ASS HEREEE

Hiori: nah, he made it

Shidou: awww

Hiori: bus driver saw him

Hiori: they’re to good for this world…

Hiroi: btw… who tf is snorin?

Karasu: otoya

Yukimiya: otoya

Niko: did u actually put him to sleep

Yukimiya: he did

Karasu: I did

Niko: r u also in sync now to??

Karasu: it seems like it

Yukimiya: seems so

Karasu: …

Yukimiya: …

Karasu: u wanna fucking make out rn or smth??

Yukimiya: aaaaand u ruined it

Chapter Text

Dm between Bachira and Rin:

Bachira: what u listing to Rin chan??

Rin: why r u always here??

Bachira: why do u hate meeeee??

Rin: why do u think I hate u?

Bachira: cos u always say shit like that?

Rin: like what?

Bachira: why r u here?

Rin: that doesn’t mean I hate u?

Bachira: doesn’t it?

Rin: no?

Bachira: so u don’t hate me?

Rin: no?

Bachira: oh

Bachira: well

Bachira: good

Rin: … ok?

Bachira: what u listing to??

Rin: Prayer X

Bachira: can I have an ear??

Rin: …

Rin: ig?

Bachira: u the best Rin channn

Rin: …

Bachira: oh

Bachira: oh it’s a bit… errr

Bachira: sad…

Bachira: wait

Bachira: OH THIS BITS COOL

Rin: ok?

Bachira: it suits u Rin

Rin: it’s my favourite song

Bachira: IS IT???

Rin: yh

Bachira: DO U WANT TO HEAR MINE???

Rin: alr

Bachira: REALLY????

Rin: ok

Bachira: ALR LEMME JUST

Rin: …

Rin: wtf is this

Bachira: RINNNN

Bachira: wait… was that positive or

Rin: it was not

Bachira: oh

Rin: it suits u tho

Bachira: awwww rinnnn

Bachira: wait…

Bachira: awwww rinnnn

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Isagi: we doing anything else today?

Isagi: Rin?

Rin: idk?

Isagi: oh

Isagi: anyone else??

Yukimiya: I can ask?

Isagi: do that 👍

Yukimiya: ok?

Reo: when do u think Nagi will come back??

Shidou: CHILL OUT DUDE!!! UR HYSTERICAL

Reo: ??

Reo: if anything ur hysterical

Shidou: CALM DOWN

Reo: ?

Yukimiya: apparently not. We get free time

Hiori: is what they said, but what they ment was they couldn’t be assed to come up with anything

Yukimiya: ding ding ding

Otoya: fres yine?!’

Otoya: pwrgy?!??)

Karasu: stfu what r u even saying

Otoya: patrh

Karasu: path?

Chigiri: pantry?

Kurona: part?

Otoya: r yalk fkm dslexix

Karasu: wow it took him AGES to type that…

Niko: It’s probably hard to spell dyslexic when ur high

Otoya: IM nOTc fuclinG higHh u hre ME?!(

Chigiri: u understood what he said niko??

Niko: yh?

Otoya: vro?!?(

Niko: …

Otoya: twlk yhem bri

Niko: …

Niko: party

Shidou: DID SOMEONE SAY PARTYYYYYY????

Otoya: Fkuc Yehgghj ShibRo

Charles: SHIBRO

Charles: PERFECT

Charles: CALL ME CHARBRO

Shidou: it doesn’t work as well…

Charles: BROLES

Shidou: mmmm

Charles: BROVALIRE??

Shidou: too obscure

Charles: I JUS WANNA VE A BRO TOOOOO CSLL ME CHARBRO SHIBOR

Shidou: ok

Charles: …

Shidou: charbro

Charles: YESSSSS

Chigiri: thats not sticking…

Charles: shut up chiginotbro

Chigiri: …

Chigiri: good?

Otoya: evryonw up for party then?

Karasu: ooo he’s almost back down

Otoya: stuf Katsu

Karasu: Toyota

Otoya: pshhh try hrdrrrrr

Karasu: oat

Otoya: car

Karasu: ur name is shit there like nothing else I can do

Otoya: karasoup

Karasu: alr fuck u

Otoya: rn??

Karasu: no.

Karasu: never again after that

Kunigami: Again??

Chigiri: why r u surprised??

Kunigami: true

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Otoya: NOW???

Otoya: OR AT THE TIME OF NIGHT…

Shidou: ALL NIGHT LONGGG I SAY

Shidou: ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT

Otoya: AND THATS WHY THEY CALL U SHIBRO

Charles: YEAHH

Charles: OTABRA

Otoya: NOT THAT PLS

Charles: Y NOT

Otoya: OTOBRO

Charles: ALR??

Aiku: WHY R U ALL SHOUTING

Shidou: COS PARTY

Aiku: FAIR ENOUGH

Charles: AIBRO

Chigiri: (don’t join in. If u do u become a bro…)

Charles: SHUT UP CHIGINOTBRO

Charles: UNINVITED

Chigiri: ok?

Otoya: NOO CHARBRO LET HIM COME

Charles: WHY OTOBRO??

Otoya: I HAVE MY REASONS…

Charles: I SEE

Charles: BUT I DONT WANT TO REINVITE HIM COS U TOLD ME TO OTOBRO

Otoya: DONT THEN

Charles: CHIGINOTBRO UR REINVENTED

Chigiri: I don’t care?

Charles: THIS IS WHY UR CHIGINOTBRO

Niko: Im not coming

Rin: same

Bachira: RINNN??? WHY NOT???

Rin: I don’t want to?

Otoya: NO U ALL COMING U HAVE TO BROSSSS

Niko: still no

Rin: same

Otoya: heyyyyy :((

Niko: don’t care

Rin: same

Reo: I should probably wait for Nagi…

Chigiri: it’s not a party without u reoooo

Charles: SO NOW UR NOT AGAINST IT??

Charles: I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN

Chigiri: IM NOT A FUCKING WOMAN

Reo: we could prob come tho if he’s alr with it

Chigiri: yh alr

Otoya: ALR EVERYONE TO MY ROOM AFTER FOOD ALR??

Shidou: WHAT HAPPENEDTO ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT OTOBRO

Otoya: APPARENTLY ITS NOT A PARTY WITHOUT REBRO SOOO

Charles: he raises a valid point

Charles: we can’t have a party thats not a party

Reo: ur taking that too seriously…

Reo: don’t expect anything…

Charles: oh but we do

Otoya: we do

Reo: chigiriiii

Chigiri: rebrooooo

Reo: I don’t wanna be a broooo

Charles: WHY NOT??

Otoya: MY ROOM AFTER FOOD GOT IT??

Shidou: sir

Charles: bro

Karasu: alr but… Our room?

Karasu: it’s gonna be trashed

Otoya: occupational hazard

Karasu: fair enough

Yukimiya: hey Hiori… can I stay in ur room tonight…

Hiori: ig?

Niko: are u quiet?

Yukimiya: yeah?

Niko: it’s fine then

Yukimiya: ok? Thanks?

Niko: nagis back btw

Reo: HE IS?? How do Yk???

Niko: I’ve just seen him??

Niko: he’s just got out of a taxi with Anri?

Reo: did he look alr?

Niko: broken bones I assume

Reo: BROKEN FUCKING BONES???

Reo: WHICH ONES???

Niko: idfk? How do u expect me to know just from looking at him??

Niko: oh his humerus

Niko: or perhaps his ulna?

Reo: …

Reo: SHIDOUUUUU

Shidou: oops

Chigiri: well?? Go get him and ask him urself

Reo: yeah ok

—

Reo: Anri said he has fractured his ulna

Niko: told u?

Reo: stfu no u didn’t

Isagi: tf is an ulna

Kaiser: it’s a bone in ur arm SLURSAGI YOICHI

Hiori: fractured u say…

Reo: yeah?

Reo: wait

Nagi: hlo

Chigiri: welcome back Nagi

Nagi: fku shito

Chigiri: fair enough

Reo: yh I agree

Shidou: what did he say??

Reo: fuck u shidou

Chigiri: fuck u shidou

Shidou: I see…

Chapter Text

-Time filled
-Food eaten (actually on time today)
-Otoya assumed as leader in follow the leader
-Chain formed
-Party commence

Mennn:

Karasu: we ain’t all gonna fit in here genius

Otoya: we can if we tryyy

Karasu: not if we want to be able to move?

Otoya: how bout we just knock that wall down??

Otoya: whose room is next to ours??

Sendou: how abt we don’t knock the wall in?

Otoya: so it is urs…

Aiku: yh but I mean… Im up for it

Sendou: why r u actually considering it?

Sendou: u can’t just cave a wall in?

Aiku: bet…

Sendou: what?

Barou: if you knock the wall down I’ll knock you down

Otoya: understood

Otoya: what r we supposed to do thennn

Niko: good question…

Niko: guess you’ll just have to not have a party…

Otoya: stfu Niko

Niko: worth a try

Karasu: well if half of u don’t wanna be here, go

Niko: fine by me

Rin: good, someone with a brain

Yukimiya: I think I’m also gonna sit this one out

Otoya: YUKIIII????

Otoya: BUT WHYYYY

Yukimiya: I dare say ur definition of a party is quite far from mine…

Otoya: don’t be all poetic w me boy yk I can’t be assed to figure it out

Yukimiya: there was nothing poetic abt that

Otoya: wahtever

Tokimitsu: I’d llove to come but I’d actuallyy rrather nott if tthats alrightt?

Otoya: more riddlesssssss

Tokimitsu: ssorry

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Otoya: we do all fit karasus

Karasu: yh but we had to deploy the bathroom…

Kurona: it’s like a private room :) :)

Karasu: if u want ig

Aiku: OK let’s get this partyyyyy startedddd

Otoya: YEAHHHH

Shidou: AYYYY

Otoya: WHo wanna be in charge of MUSICCCC

Shidou: YHHHH GIMME ITTTT

Otoya: ALR??

Chigiri: wtf is this…

Charles: YEAH BROTHER WHAT IS THISSSS?!!!??

Shidou: PINNKK SPIDERRRRR

Charles: HELLL YEAHHHH

Shidou: OWWWWW

Shidou: ANYONE ELSE WANNA GO???

Karasu: yh alr

Shidou: add it to a queue

Shidou: LESS MAKE A QUEUE THAT LASTS ALL NIGHTTTT

Chales: AND ALL DAYYYY???

Shidou: YHHHHH UR LEARNIN

Karasu: alr done who’s next??

Bachira: ME NEXT ME NEXTTTT

Rin: don’t let him

Bachira: RINNN CHANNN???

Bachira: UR NOT EVEN HERE????

Rin: Im still on this group yk

Bachira: OH YHHHH

Shidou: HEY WHAT ABT U BAROU???

Shidou: I RECKON UR TASTE IN MUSICS PRETTY HARD CORRRRRRE???

Barou: no

Shidou: no what?

Barou: I don’t want to

Shidou: oh?

Shidou: weird

Barou: whats weird about that?

Shidou: …

Shidou: ANYONE ELSE??

Kunigami: yh alr

Ness: can I?

Kaiser: ness,

Kaiser: that would kill the mood yk that

Ness: oh, would it?

Kaiser: definitely

Isagi: UGH MIKAEL KIZER LEHIM DO IT

Otoya: …

Otoya: did u steal smth from me slursagi?

Isagi: no??

Reo: Ok we r coming

Shidou: keep that to urselfssssssssss

Chigiri: ayyy

Otoya: it can finally be a party nowwww

Charles: a party with partyyyy

Reo: Chigiri… never say stuff offhandedly like that ever again

Chigiri: alight…

Reo: what?

Nagi: zntsu splln mstk

Kaiser: nah there’s definitely smth in the air…

Ness: yh

Shidou: REO SONG NOW

Reo: don’t talk to me shidou

Shidou: IF ITSNOT A PRTY WIOUT U

Shidou: PROOVVITTT

Reo: yh… there’s def smth in the air

Karasu: blame Toyota

Reo: I do

Otoya: hmm pshh wha??

Otoya: me? Nahhh

—

(In the ‘my eyes can see everything gang’s room)

Yukimiya: what u doing niko?

Niko: u said u were quiet

Yukimiya: …

Niko: Im trying to hack into their music

Yukimiya: u can do that?

Niko: oh yh, easy

Yukimiya: I see…

Yukimiya: what u going to do?

Niko: well first I’ll discreetly add songs to the queue that they didn’t put there…

Yukimiya: ok…

Niko: yk, typical horror music

Niko: then the horror music will become more frequent and when they try to turn it off, it will just resume…

Niko: then I’ll hack into the lighting

Yukimiya: … u can even do that?

Niko: it’s easy if yk what ur doing

Yukimiya: ig

Niko: then, while they’re all shitting themselves, I reckon the party will disperse

Niko: and there will be no more parties because they will assume this hotel is haunted

Niko: or something like that

Niko: I can’t predict their exact reaction, obviously

Niko: it’s hard to accurately predict the minds of idiots

Yukimiya: right…

Niko: and now ur an accomplice

Yukimiya: what

Niko: nah, that was a joke

Niko: a mere jest

Niko: ha ha

Yukimiya: yeah…

Yukimiya: ur a bit weird aren’t u

Niko: painfully

Chapter Text

There was a knock on the door.

“Ughhhh who the fuck-“ kaiser began as he heard the noise

“I’ll get it-“ ness said as he shuffled over the bed to go towards the door.

“No, leave it, ness. It’s probably a prank”

Ness thought about this for a second, before complying and resuming his previous position in the bed.

There was another knock. Louder and more impatient.

Ness shuffled as if thinking about going to get the door again.

“Ignore it” kaiser reminded him.

The third knock was seemingly too much to ignore though, as kaiser shot out of the bed to the door and swung it open.

He deployed his usual friendly “Fuck off” to whoever had the nerve to disturb them, as he did so.

“Ewww Micheal kaiser?” The annoyance asked as if he didn’t expect kaiser to be the one to open the door.

The inconvenience, that happened to be Charles, then recovered from his shock and remembered the reason of his intrusion.

“Where’s sae bae?”

“Fuck off Charles it’s two in the morning. Leave us alone.” He paused for a second. “And don’t call him that?”

“He says I can’t leave until I acquire the goods, soooo, sorry buttttt-”

“Who? Shidou? Tell him he can fuck off too.”

Kaiser tried to slam the door in his face. Tried being the key word. The slam came to an abrupt halt about 10cm from the frame.

“Oi!” Charles screamed at him “lemme see saeeee”

“No! Go away” kaiser kicked Charles leg out of the way of the door and tried again. He stopped it with this arm this time.

“STOP PUTTING YOUR FUCKING LIMBS IN THE WAY!!!”

“SAEEE I KNOW YOU IN THEREEEE”

“FUCK OFF YOU CREEP!!”

Kaiser felt a presence behind him.

“Charles, leave. Tell shidou if he wants to talk to me, come and do it himself” sae stared down at Charles with his typical deadpan glare.

“He was going too. I said I wanted to go on the mission and he-“

“Leave” sae interrupted the babbling imp

“Don’t want to” he stuck out his tongue.

“You’re a real fucking pain in the ass, you know that?” Kaiser tried to match Saes level of effortless intimidation. It wasn’t quite the same…

“I knowwww” Charles teased the words

Great.

This was going to go on all night at this rate. Kaiser brought a hand up to his face and dragged his features down with it. Ughhhhh

Then, something made a noise somewhere on Charles. His phone?

Charles gasped, mostly for effect. “Shibro is calling me.” He read the message aloud. “Retreat… oh…”

Charles suddenly spun on his heal and ran away. No explanation. Nothing.

Good.

“Fucking finally” kaiser groaned as he closed the door. “What a little creep”

“He is a creep, your right, kaiser” ness confirmed

“I know?” Kaiser glanced at him before getting back into the bed

Sae sighed. “I’ll talk to shidou tomorrow” he paused to get back into his bed. “What a fucking pain”

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Raichi: am I rlly gonna have to say this every morning??

Isagi: say what

Raichi: GET UR ASSES DOWN HERE

Isagi: oh shit yeah

Raichi: WTF R U FUCKING STUPID?

Isagi: what?

Hiroi: someone’s hangryyyyy

Niko: and I don’t think sluragis woken up yet…

Isagi: WHAT WAS THAT, U OVERGROWN BOWL CUT FOUR FOOT BUSH LOOKING ASSS??

Hiori: he is now…

Nagi: shidouuuuu

Nagi: u ruind my lifeeee

Shidou: really??

Nagi: ??

Shidou: when?

Nagi: WHN U DRPD M DWN STRS AND BRK MY ARMMMMMMM

Shidou: oh yh

Shidou: good times

Nagi: I cnt evn ply gmssss prplyyyyyyyyy

Chigiri: among other things…

Nagi: wht els mttrssssssss

Shidou: well maybe if u could walk we wouldn’t be in this mess :P

Charles: got him bro

Charles: got him with that one

Aiku: anyway.. it’s time for that part in the show were Rin channn tells us what we r doing todayyy

Rin: tf

Aiku: go onnnn

Aiku: don’t disappoint us Rin channn

Rin: y do u think I’d know??

Aiku: dont u?

Rin: I do

Aiku: then what’s the problem?

Rin: …

Bachira: has Rin chan gone shyyyy???

Rin: stfu Bachira

Yukimiya: we r sight seeing today

Yukimiya: I asked Anri when we came down

Aiku: I’ll have to change my lines…

Yukimiya: ??

Aiku: it’s time for that part in the show were Yukimiya tells us what we r doing todayyy

Yukimiya: …

Aiku: (say what we r doing)

Niko: this guyyyyy

Chigiri: and what r we sightseeing Yuki??

Yukimiya: local landmarks and stuff.

Yukimiya: She didn’t tell me any specific places…

Yukimiya: we r doing the same tmrw as well

Chigiri: nice, alr

Nagi: murrrrr

Chigiri: ?

Nagi: wlknnnnnn nahhh

Sendou: how have u made it to the age u have?

Nagi: …

Nagi: Reo?

Chigiri: thats prob not even a lie

Nagi: it’s nt a li

Isagi: where is Reo anyway?

Nagi: call

Chigiri: he had something he needed to take care off

Nagi: prbly suing shitou

Shidou: would he do that?

Nagi: yh

Chigiri: definitely

Chigiri: 100%

Shidou: mmmm

Shidou: IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

Chigiri: nah he prob isn’t doing that

Nagi: aghfhsh

Nagi: I wll

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Karasu: Im getting rlly fucking sick of being on buses

Otoya: ikkkkkk

Rin: at least u don’t have Bachira sat next to u every time

Bachira: RINNN???

Rin: u always throw up

Bachira: ThATs noT mY FAulTt RIn cHANNnn

Rin: …

Rin: it is

Bachira: ITS NOTTTTTT

Rin: whatever

Kurona: niko niko, can I sit by u?

Niko: ig?

Kurona: ty ty

Kaiser: UGH why is it sooo fucking hot in here

Ness: do u want me to try and put the air con on?

Kaiser: do itttt

Ness: ooook

Isagi: wrong button

Isagi: thats the radio

Ness: errr

Isagi: wrong again

Isagi: thats the light

Ness: stop, Yoichi

Isagi: ooo wrong againnn

Ness: WHY R THERE SO MANY FUCKING BUTTONSSSS

Ness: AND Y R NONE OF THEM LABLEDDDDDD

Isagi: woo calm tf down Loch Ness monster

Ness: NO U LEAVE ME ALONE SLURSAGIIII

Kaiser: stop pressing all the buttons ness you’ll break it or smth

Ness: aghhh

Ness: i can’t do anything

Ness: Im useless

Kaiser: errr

Kaiser: dw?

Isagi: *sniff

Ness: STFU SLURASGIIII

Isagi: NO U!! WE DONT WANNA HEAR UR SELF PITY U FUCKING SHEEP LOOKING ASSS

Niko: no u, again

Kurona: lame lame comebacks

Isagi: AND WHEN DID U TWO BECOME A COUPLE???

Niko: r u on fucking drugs slursagi?

Kurona: what made u think that that?

Isagi: AGHFGSYHCAUJTT

Kaiser: do urself a favour slursagi and shut tf up

Kaiser: someone knock him out

Otoya: ON ITTTT

Isagi: WAIT NO FUCK OFFFF

Isagi: GET AWAY FROM MEEEE

Otoya: 3

Otoya: 2

Otoya: 1

Otoya: out

Karasu: hey IM the assassin

Karasu: ur the ninja

Karasu: know ur place Toyota

Otoya: nin nin ninjaaaa

Karasu: ?

Otoya: say ass ass assassin

Karasu: no

Kaiser: idc who did it, as long as slursagis been put down

Otoya: the target has been neutralised nin nin

Yukimiya: WAS THAT FUCKING CHLOROFORM????

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Chigiri: groups againnnnnnnn

Reo: nooooooooo

Nagi: pls nt w shitouuuuu

Shidou: stop calling me thattttttt

Otoya: stop moaningggggggggah

Chigiri: and u made it weird

Otoya: weirdddddaahhhh

Chigiri: stopppp

Otoya: ahhh

—

“Alright listen up!”

Everyone looked up, towards the psychopathic stick insect cryptid they knew as their teacher, that was about to announce their fate for the rest of their day.

And no doubt ruin it.

“Different groups this time, because it seems some of you are…” he briefly searched his brain for a suitable phrase, “dangerously incompatible.”

He paused for a second to side eye Anri. “You can thank Anri san for this”

If Anri decided the groups this time, maybe there was hope…

“With myself, we have Shidou, Zantetsu, Sendou and Sae”

Maybe not.

Sendou put his head in his hands. Noooooo. Sae, internally, did the same.

“AGAINNNN????” Charles shouted. “ARE. YOU. SERIOUSSSSS???”

Ego opted to ignore this, and carried on, “Next, with Chris, we have Aryu, Tokimitsu, Naruhaya and Kunigami”

Naruhaya shrank into the shadows of the three giants he had just been grouped with.

“With Noa, Karasu, Hiori, Yukimiya and Rin”

“Noooooo” bachira whispered at Rin. “Nooooooooooo”

“Stop it get off” Rin pushed him away with no real effort.

“You’re so lucky yukiiii” otoya whispered bluntly. “I wanna be with karasouuuup”

“Well you ain’t, so quietn down” Karasu reminded him

Ego cleared his throat. “With Snuffy, we have Ness, Kaiser, Barou and Isagi”

Kaiser brought a hand up to his face muttering something like “are you fucking kidding me” as he did so.

Isagi would have done the same, had he not been ‘taken out’…

“With Lavhino, Aiku, Charles, otoya, bachira and Chigiri”

Charles seemed content with this. Otabro, Aibro and then chiginotbro and neither bro or not bro bacteria.

Reo basked in the light of fortune as he added up the members of the next group, and their teacher.

“And finally, with Anri, Nagi, Reo, kurona, Raichi and niko”

Finally. Finally order had been restored to his world.

“Understood?” Ego brought Reos thoughts back to the inside of the bus.

Ego didn’t wait for questions, and ordered them all off the bus.

Chapter Text

Mennn:

Charles: WTF IS THAT?????

Chigiri: a deer?

Charles: WTF IS A DEER????

Chigiri: a deer??

Charles: OH DEER????

Chigiri: ok

Reo: do u not know what a deer is?

Charles: I ain’t NEVER seen one of THOSE things before

Charles: le deerrrrrr

Reo: ok…

Reo: have a nice time Chigiri bieeeee

Chigiri: noooo reooo don lev me w the brosssss

Reo: maybe u can become a bro by the end of the day??

Chigiri: nooooo

Charles: no that is CHIGINOTBRO YKK REBRO

Chigiri: yh rebro

Reo: Touché

Chapter Text

Group with Aryu, Tokimitsu, Naruhaya and Kunigami

Aryu: AUGHHH THESE DEER ARE SOOOO GLAM

Tokimitsu: yyeah they’re nnice :)

Kunigami: u can feed them, if u want

Kunigami: there’s a shop over there selling rice crackers

Kunigami: they eat that

Tokimitsu: Hhuh? I ddont knoww…

Aryu: oh silence your complaints Tokimitsu, if the deer wish to be fed, who are we to deprive them of that desire?

Tokimitsu: ohh… yourr right, Aaryu

Aryu: I usually glam

Aryu: *am

Aryu: this glam auto correct

Aryu: *damn

Naruhaya: err let’s go get the food

Kunigami: yk u can’t eat it

Naruhaya: I bet I could

Tokimitsu: yyeah… but you rreally probably sshouldnt

Naruhaya: I won’t, ok?

Tokimitsu: okk, thatts good :)

Aryu: don’t trust a WORD he says

Tokimitsu: o…oh

Tokimitsu: you won’t eat itt will yyou?

Naruhaya: no

Tokimitsu: tthats good

Naruhaya: …

Naruhaya: ok

Chapter Text

“Are you aware you’re staring at me?”

“Duh”

“What do you want, Shidou?”

“Stupid question, Sae. You know what I want”

He didn’t. He could take a guess and probably get it right, but shidou is almost impossible to predict.

Shidou lent back as he walked, hands in his pockets, smiling to himself.

He had been acting weird, or maybe not considering it was shidou, ever since ego had announced the groups.

It was a good opportunity to talk to him.

“Are you annoyed with me or something?”

Shidou paused, smile briefly wiped off his face as he considered it. “Huh? Why?”

“Cos I’m not sharing a room with you?”

The smile was back in seconds as if sae was stupid to think that. “Nah, I like guys that play hard to get”

Huh? “So whats the problem?” Sae tried again

“I don’t have a problem…”

He doesn’t? Sae was sure he did... Did he change his mind? That seemed like a thing he would do.

“… anymore. Grudges are sooooo boringgggg” shidou paused to sigh. “Do you have a problem?”

“No?” He didn’t. He thought… what? Shidou was a difficult character to be with, much less comprehend.

“Well, thats good. Glad we cleared that up. Now, how bout we make up for lost time...”

Shidou looked around sae, and motioned to the toilet building behind him. “…If ya know what I mean”

Sae ended his sigh with a small smile. “Oh?”

“Oohhh?” Shidou played with the sound. “Is that a yessss?”

“Quick, aren’t you?”

“You know I ammm”

“What are you two doing?” sendou interrupted them. Oh yeah. There were other people here.

Sendou had been half listening in to their drama, half watching Zantetsu try and fail to communicate with the deer.

In the end, he opted for the drama.

Shidou replied first “I don’t know…” he rolled his head back to look at sae “what areee we doing?”

Sendou’s eyes darted between the two, waiting for an actual response.

“Going to the toilet” sae finally confirmed. As soon as the final sound left his mouth he spun on his heel and marched towards the toilet.

Shidou skipped after him, a mix of laughing and garbled words.

“Oookay?” Sendou sighed after them.

He turned back around to Zantetsu, who was still trying to befriend the deer. “How you getting on with that?” He asked him.

“I do not think these deer speak Japanese.”

“No fucking shit”

Chapter Text

(We r inside Raichis head… we can hear his thoughtssss…)

Everyone at this fucking school is gay.

First, I get grouped with the famous Reonagi who won’t leave each other alone for even a second. And now it seems my shark boy is having a go.

Is it contagious or something? Do I need to wear a fucking mask?

I went to the toilet for a piss, you know, as you innocently do.

I have never heard such…

SOMEONE was having the fucking time of their lives, loudly making out in one of the stalls like they’d been deprived of it for years.

I asked them politely ‘DO YOU FUCKING MIND??’ But they either ignored me or just didn’t hear over all the fucking noise they were making…

Fair enough, do whatever the fuck you want. I won’t judge… that much. But at least do it somewhere a little less public? YOU KNOW LIKE MAYBE NOT IN A FUCKING PUBLIC TOILET AGHHH NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO THATTTT.

I swiftly left the toilet…

Reo and Nagi were sat on a bench, doing what they usually do… actually no, I’ve never seen them do this before…

Nagi was playing a game on his phone, Reo was acting as his left hand. I assume, allowing Nagi to move around in whatever game he was playing while Nagi handled the actions with his right hand.

Kurona and Niko seemed to be getting along… of course they were. They had bought some rice crackers or whatever and kurona was feeding the deer. Niko was watching. I don’t know what they’re talking about, but they are. A lot. Which is weird because both of them usually don’t say much…

Anri was perched on the end of the bench, vacantly looking at kurona and niko. Did she set this up or something?

Chapter Text

Group with Aiku, Charles, otoya, bachira and Chigiri

Charles: u lot r so oldddd

Chigiri: bro

Chigiri: Im a year older than u

Charles: u r?

Chigiri: ur 15?

Charles: yeah

Chigiri: Im 16?

Charles: yeah

Chigiri: ?

Otoya: it’s aibro u gotta watch out for

Otoya: that guy isss old

Aiku: Im only 19 boy Im still young

Charles: 19????

Charles: StAy AwAy FrOm MeEeEe

Aiku: I try

Aiku: otoya, ain’t u 18 bro?

Otoya: no? 17

Aiku: ah

Otoya: fucking idiot

Aiku: wooow ok

Chigiri: hey Bachira, u alr?

Chigiri: Bachira?

Charles: bacteria

Charles: brocteria

Chigiri: stop ur embarrassing urself

Charles: I DOOZ WHAT I WANT OLD MAN

Chigiri: OLD MAN??

Chigiri: IM SORRY??

Charles: apology

Charles: NOT accepted

Chigiri: I WASNT APOLOGIZING??

Charles: WHY DID U SAY SORRY THEN???

Chigiri: STFU

Charles: NOOOO YOUUUUUU

Bachira: yh Im alr

Chigiri: oh good

Charles: HEY WE AINT DONE HERE

Chigiri: ur just quiet, it’s not like u

Chigiri: …Bachira?

Bachira: am I?

Otoya: yep

Bachira: oh

Otoya: …

Aiku: oh deer

Chigiri: thats not how u…

Chigiri: wait

Chigiri: no

Aiku: ;))))

Charles: bros been waiting for so long to get that one in…

Otoya: yk he has

Aiku: I doe not know what’s up with u Bachira but we moose take a stag at elking u

Otoya: what the buck

Chigiri: u both need to be put down

Aiku: I antelhope u don’t mean that

Chigiri: I fucking do

Otoya: yk bros been saving the puns up

Charles: ngl I didn’t understand a word of what that Old man Oliver IQ just said

Otoya: Ik Old man Oliver IQ is pretty hard to understand

Aiku: tf

Aiku: IM ONLY 19

Charles: 19 mins away from death

Aiku: WHAT??

Charles: 18

Aiku: stop??

Chigiri: hey Bachira Come backkk

Charles: 17

Chigiri: bachiraaa

Chigiri: Bachira?

Otoya: yo it’s like that film whats it called

Charles: 16

Aiku: CAN U FUCKING STOP THAT??

Otoya: how to train ur dragon or smth

Chigiri: he’s tamed it

Charles: 15

Otoya: he can ride it now

Chigiri: beautiful

Charles: 14

Chigiri: Bachira don’t actually ride it

Chigiri: it’s only small

Otoya: …

Otoya: the deer?

Chigiri: yes the fucking deer

Charles: 13

Aiku: CSN U STOP COUNTING DOWN TO MY DEATH PLS??

Charles: 12

Bachira: but the monster is telling me to

Chigiri: the wat

Bachira: the monster inside me

Chigiri: huh

Bachira: when it’s quiet, the monster talks to me

Bachira: it tells me what to do

Bachira: and now it’s telling me to ride the deer

Chigiri: tf

Otoya: bros schizophrenic

Charles: 11

Bachira: I can’t disobey the monster

Chigiri: this is… deep?

Charles: SIX FEET DEEP IN UR MUM

Chigiri: IM SORRY WHAT

Chapter Text

Group with Karasu, Yukimiya, Hiori and Rin

Hiori: There’s deer everywhere

Yukimiya: they’re kinda cute aren’t they?

Hiori: yh a bit

Rin: no

Karasu: I don’t really care

Yukimiya: so that’s how it is huh

Rin: ?

Yukimiya: u all think ur tough saying the deer aren’t cute

Karasu: thats right

Karasu: Im well fucking tough

Karasu: fuck deer

Rin: Im not trying to be tough

Hiori: ur not?

Rin: I don’t try to be anything

Hiori: U DONT?

Rin: no, why would I care what you all think of me?

Hiori: if u say so

Rin: ?

Yukimiya: aghfjk u can feed themmmm let’s do it

Hiori: alr

Rin: no

Karasu: and what do they eat?

Hiori: rice crackers It seems…

Karasu: specific…

Yukimiya: ima go get some

Hiori: alr

Rin: this is stupid

Karasu: aww sup with the rinnie babyyy??

Rin: leave me alone u half baked piece of shit

Karasu: oh? Grumpy are we?

Karasu: and why could that be?

Rin: i said fuck off

Karasu: did u? Cos all I heard was wa wa wa

Rin: was that supposed to be fucking funny

Karasu: did that seem like an attempt at humour to u rinnie?

Karasu: not that u’d know humour if it punched u in the mouth

Rin: and whats that supposed to mean, hair spray? Trying to start something?

Karasu: sure would liven the place up, wouldn’t it?

Karasu: I haven’t had a good fight in ages

Karasu: where should we start…

Yukimiya: I WAS GONE FOR TWO MINUTES JESUS CHRIST CHILL OUT

Hiori: no dont stop em they were gonna beat each other uppp

Yukimiya: Hiori

Karasu: lemme beat the shit outta him Yuki

Karasu: i need to humiliate someone badddd

Rin: ur all fucking talk

Hiori: if we’re makin bets, mines on Karasu

Yukimiya: we’re not making bets, and NO FIGHTING PLS

Karasu: that extra couple of cm’s givin ya confidence rinnie?

Rin: that extra couple of kg’s giving u confidence?

Hiori: ooo he swinging at that one

Yukimiya: come on guys

Yukimiya: pls

Yukimiya: hey

Yukimiya: hey stop

Yukimiya: fuck it I give up

Hiori: yh go feed the deer Yuki

Yukimiya: yep, going to do that

Hiori: Wooo a toothhh

Chapter Text

Group with Kaiser, ness, Barou and Isagi

Isagi: ewww

Ness: ughh

Isagi: blehhh

Ness: aghhhh

Isagi: eughhhh

Kaiser: ignore him ness

Kaiser: he’s not worth ur time yk that

Ness: oh, yeah ok

Ness: sorry

Isagi: thats right pipe down

Isagi: guboyyy

Kaiser: deep breaths ness

Ness: hooo ok

Isagi: u lil bitch

Isagi: dont do what he tells u

Kaiser: no ness, do

Isagi: no ness, dont

Kaiser: WHY R U TRYING TO FUCK WITH NESS

Kaiser: WHAT IS WRONG WITH U

Isagi: many things, would u like the list?

Kaiser: as if we fucking care

Isagi: 1. You

Isagi: 2. You

Isagi: 3. Guess what… you

Kaiser: OK WE GET IT

Barou: WILL YOU LOT SHUT UP?

Isagi: ofc king lord god highness Barou

Kaiser: I rlly hope those r u final words slursagi

Barou: they will be slursagis last words

Isagi: oh yh?

Barou: Isagi you need to get a grip

Barou: and knocking down a peg

Ness: no.. the whole ladder pls

Barou: your getting too cocky and full of yourself

Barou: and you need reminding who is the king

Isagi: ngl… that was kinda

Kaiser: u never fail to disgust me slursagi

Isagi: thanks for ur feedback

Isagi: I’ll keep doing it 👍👍

Barou: Im going to beat the slursagi out of you until all that remains is the bloody pulp of Isagi Yoichi

Barou: clench you teeth

Isagi: wtf

Isagi: NO NO FUCK OFF BAROU

Kaiser: YHHHH FUCKING KILL HIM

Ness: KNOCK THE SLURSAGI STRAIGHT OUTTA HIMMM

Chapter Text

Ego couldn’t give a shit that half of the students were getting messed up pretty bad on this trip.

First, Nagi and his fractured arm.

Now we have Karasu and Rin looking like they’ve been hit by a car, Rin slightly more so, Karasu looking like he withstood the car and sent it flying. Isagi looking like he’s finally got whats coming to him and even shidou and Sae seem to be covered in bruises… but that may be unrelated.

Not Egos problem.

But Anri made it her problem.

“What… What happened to you all?”
She wheezed through exasperated breaths.

Yukimiya, who was lending his shoulder to Rin, who was trying to escape the hold but didn’t seem to have the energy to do so, informed her in as little detail as necessary about the fight between Karasu and
Rin.

He left the part out where Rin got absolutely battered, as if that wasn’t obvious, to spare whatever shred of dignity Rin had left.

Hiori muttered something like ‘I can’t stop winning’ as he followed them, Karasu next to him looking very satisfied with his work and only getting out of it with a black eye.

Isagi slipped past her, head down. “Slursagi is dead, he is a new man now” ness told her. Not that that made any fucking sense without context.

“And you?” Anri looked at sae and shidou. Sae shook his head and shidou just laughed at it. She followed them with her gaze as they walked past her, arms brought up in to the wtf… pose. ￣\ (￣—￣ ‘) /￣

What was wrong with everyone?

Mennn:

Otoya: woooo karasoup that black eye lookin kindaaa

Karasu: u can thank rinnie for that one

Otoya: Ty rinnie ;)))

Rin: fuck off

Yukimiya: hey, let’s not start this again

Karasu: yh rinnie, we wouldn’t want u getting shit on again now would we??

Bachira: YOU SHIT ON RIN???

Bachira: WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO THE RIN CHANNNN HUHHHH

Karasu: oh I shit on him alr

Karasu: and I’d do It again, 5 star experience

Rin: stfu

Bachira: WTFFFF

Chigiri: bachiras back to himself then…

Otoya: schizophrenia must be wearing off

Bachira: u shut up abt that alr

Rin: what?

Bachira: what?

Rin: ?

Bachira: ?

Shidou: Charles boy

Charles: oui

Shidou: 😈😈😈👍👍👍😚😚😚😏😏😏😩😩😩

Charles: 🤩🤩🤩😏😏😏👌👌👌👍👍👍😈😈😈

Sae: wtf?

Nagi: hy isgi wht hppnd to u??

Ness: don’t worry about him… sluragi has been beaten into nonexistence

Nagi: wht

Kaiser: Barou beat him up

Nagi: Mks snce

Zantetsu: the deer here do not speak Japanese

Reo: ok?

Sendou: ong

Sendou: bros been trying to talk to them the whole timeeee

Bachira: sameee

Sendou: …

Zantetsu: did you have any more luck?

Bachira: u bet ur ass

Zantetsu: I didn’t bet anything

Bachira: I rode the deer

Yukimiya: u what?

Otoya: he did

Otoya: the schizophrenia monster told him to

Bachira: final warning toyotaaaa

Otoya: dont send the monster after me

Bachira: it’s coming

Otoya: shit

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Mennn:

Hiori: anyone up for a games night??

Bachira: yhhh sounds like funnn :)))

Otoya: sure thing brooo

Hiori: alr, where?

Hiori: our room alr??

Isagi: ig that’s fine yh

Ness: see how easy he is now

Ness: well done king 👍👍

Barou: it had to be done

Ness: amen

Niko: do I get a say in this?

Kurona: dont u wanna play games niko niko??

Niko: r u?

Kurona: maybe maybe

Nagi: Im in, wht gm??

Chigiri: Nagi? Socialising? Wow

Reo: heyyy he does that

Chigiri: u dont count

Reo: Huh?? Why not??

Bachira: Rin chan u coming withhh???

Rin: no

Bachira: come on, u gotta do these thingsss

Rin: why

Bachira: cos it’s funnnnnnn

Rin: I’ll only come if we can play horror games

Hiori: fine by me

Nagi: yh

Bachira: horror games?

Rin: yh, problem?

Bachira: no?

Hiori: what u thinkin Rin?

Rin: the evil within? Dead space? Phasmaphobia? Outlast? Yk smth decent

Nagi: the whl lst

Niko: what abt doki doki

Rin: stfu niko

Hiori: eyyy dont diss doki doki

Nagi: lttl nghtmrs?

Chigiri: OOOO

Chigiri: LOVE THATTT

Hiori: yh little nightmares is pretty good

Rin: whats that?

Hiori: u don’t know it?

Rin: no

Rin: sounds dumb

Nagi: is ac rlly gd

Rin: is it

Hiori: everyone alr with that?

Isagi: ig

Otoya: 👍👍👍

Karsau: little nightmares is a one player game

Karsau: there’s 26 of us

Hiori: we can take it in turns

Karasu: what between 26?

Karsau: r u serious?

Rin: dont fucking come then hair spray

Karasu: oh I’ll come alr, even if it’s only to look at my handy work all over ur battered face rinnie

Rin: how fucking full of urself can u be

Karasu: tryna start round 2?

Rin: as if I’d waste my time

Karasu: more like you’d waste mine

Bachira: where’s this come from huh?

Rin: keep out of it bachira

Karasu: huh tryna keep ur bf under the radar

Rin: tf is up with u? He’s not my fucking bf?

Chigiri: I love it how everyone else just goes quiet when there’s beef

Yukimiya: come on not againnnn

Karasu: nah, Im messin with ya

Karasu: I just like to see u squirm Rin chan

Rin: twisted bastard

Karasu: ;p

Nagi: Lok lk r

Karasu: ?

Nagi: ;p

Karasu: ok?

Hiori: anyway, all that r coming come to my room

Bachira: okidokeee

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Everyone that was coming arrived at Hioris room with in the next couple of minutes by 6:00, after food, which was at half 5.

That was Bachira, Rin, kurona, otoya, Yukimiya, Karasu, Chigiri, Reo, Nagi, naruhaya, Zantetsu, Aryu, Tokimitsu, Aiku, sendou, Kunigami, Raichi and Charles. And Hiori, Isagi and niko who really had no choice.

They all found themselves a place to sit, most of them ending up on the floor.

Kurona and Niko were sat next to each other, backs against the wall with their knees up on Nikos bed looking at a different game on Nikos switch. Probably doki doki.

The rest of them, or those that were actually here to play games, were huddled around hioris switch. He connected it to his laptop so they could all watch.

“Alright” he said as he started the game “go on Rin” he handed him the controls. “We’ll swap when you die”

“Does this game cause the player to die?” Zantetsu asked. “Because if so, I believe we should be more cautious-“

“No stupid Zantetsu, he means when Rin dies in the game” Reo told him. He still didn’t seem to understand “when the playable character in the game, controlled by Rin, dies?”

“I see” Zantetsu pushed his glasses up his face with his finger. He didn’t see.

“This music is rather chilling! I do enjoy the glam intensity of suspense!” Aryu reminded everyone he was there. He was right, though.

The game started. The wet footsteps of six broke the focused silence of the room as Rin began to play the game.

—

About half an hour later, when Rin still hadn’t died, he had to give up his turn so someone else could actually have a go. They resolved to swap players every 10 minutes so everyone could have a go. And next up was Nagi.

Nagi didn’t speak for the duration of his go. His eyes were locked onto the screen and minutes seemed to pass in between blinks. He made more progress in his 10 minutes than Rin did in his half an hour. He had probably played it before, that or he was just effortless good at everything.

It turns out he could use his broken arm to play games. But only games it seemed. What a coincidence.

Next up was Charles. Charles who died about 7 times to the janitor. Almost no progress was made in his 10 minutes and he was very annoyed by it. He threw the controller one too many times before Hiori snatched it up and cut his go short, in order to prolong the life of his switch.

Hioris go was much like nagis as he passed the bit Charles was stuck on in minutes. He ignored the screams of “HOW?!?” As he played through the section with ease.

Those that had played before knew there was the final fight with the janitor coming up, so Hiori, the sadist he is, suggested Tokimitsu have a go.

Somewhere on the other side of the room, Kurona made a little startled noise. Maybe he had just gently opened the door? Niko was smiling next to him. Was he a sadist as well?

Much to Hioris delight, the reluctant Tokimitsu took the controller, not wanting to disappoint, and began to play the game. He had been uneasy the whole time and the creepy ambiance of the game had been getting to him.

Though the final confrontation with the janitor didn’t seem to scare him as much as the pressure of loosing and being a disappointment. He actually passed the bit quite quickly and finished the fight within his 10 minutes with a sigh, then looked around at everyone’s speechless faces. “W… who’s next?” He asked blankly.

Next up was Bachira vs the chefs…

“EWWW EWWW WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEYYY THEYRE SO GROSS AGHHH” he screamed for almost the whole duration of his go.

Chigiri next, living up to his reputation of being fast. Very quick and unfazed by the disgusting things squeeling and chasing after him as he did what he knew had to be done at that part of the game.

Reo, who does not really play games, did surprisingly well not getting caught but didn’t actually make any progress. He just evaded the chefs when they came after him and tried to follow the instructions Nagi and Chigiri were telling him when he was safe.

Next up was Otoya, who’s play style was similar to chigiris. Swift, efficient and undetected as he finished the rest of the chefs chapter in his 10 minutes.

Yukimiya, who was honestly just happy watching, was offered the next go. He took the controller and all he really did for the duration of his go was walk forwards.

Karasu next, risking it as much as possible, walking as close as he could get to the guests without being caught. Smashing all the bottles and spilling all the drinks. It was giving Tokimitsu a headache just watching him.

Then Zantetsu, who did the same bit over and over, dying in the same way and then doing the same thing again.

Aikus turn next. He completed the bit Zantetsu was stuck on to show off but then kept messing up a jump and falling to his doom.

Isagi then took over from Aiku. He managed to make progress but seemed to be getting pretty stressed by the sudden pursuit of the guests. And rightly so…

Next was Raichi, who had honestly been waiting for a go for ages. He had the pleasure of eating the gnome… which shook almost everyone. But the rest of his time was spent walking forward.

Kunigami almost had the controller rage thrown at his face. He tried to sneak past the lady but kept getting caught. It seemed he wasn’t cut out for stealth.

Then naruhaya, who was much the same.

Aryu began the confrontation with the lady, defeating her with the mirror in the most glam way possible.

Sendou then finished up the game by walking past the guests, up the stairs and realising he didn’t actually get to do anything and the game was finished in only 4 minutes of his go.

That took them to about half nine. They then gradually dispersed and went back to their own rooms.

Chapter Text

“Ness”

Nothing

“Ness what the fuck are you doing?”

Still nothing

“Get off of me you fucking idiot” kaiser pushed ness off of him. He couldn’t see him, because it was dark and the middle of the night

Ness made a surprised squeak as he woke up. “Agh uh wha what are you alright kaiser?”

As if that was the problem.

“Yeah? Are you?” Kaiser asked sarcastically

“Yes? Yes” ness seemed surprised by the concern, even if it was sarcastic.

Kaiser then felt something jab into his side as he moved. Something cold and sharp. He patted his hands around in the general area and located something that felt like scissors.

Scissors. In a bed. Nice.

“Ness, why are there fucking scissors in the bed?”

“Scissors? What? I… I don’t know?”

Ness wasn’t being as quiet as he should be considering sae was quite possibly asleep.

Eyes having adjusted to the darkness a bit, kaiser looked over to where sae should be to confirm.

Sae wasn’t even there.

“Where’s sae?” Kaiser asked ness as he vacantly babbled apologies about the scissors.

“Huh? He’s not there?” the intensity suddenly cranked up “Did Charles come for him again? DID HE SUCCEED??”

Shidou. Eh whatever. Sae would be fine. He wouldn’t let himself be kidnapped against his will.

“Shut up ness, saes fine.” That did actually cut off ness’s incessant ramblings. “Im goin for a piss”

“Oh… ok” ness seemed kind of confused by this.

Kaiser got up and walked to the bathroom. He flicked on the light. You’re never quite prepared for the intensity of a bathroom light in the middle of the night until it hits you.

His pupils shrunk as he inhaled sharply through his teeth.

After his eyes had adjusted, he looked in the mirror, as he usually did when there was a mirror.

“Ness” he called. When he didn’t get a response, he screamed it. “NESS”

Ness was at the bathroom door in seconds “YES? YES WHAT… WHATS UP”

“DID YOU CUT MY FUCKING HAIR WHILE I WAS ASLEEP?”

“NO!! NO I WOULD NEVER DO…”

“EXPLAIN THIS THEN?”

It wasn’t a bad trim for THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN PITCH BLACK DARKNESS.

It barely looked any different but when you try hard with your appearance, you notice every change.

“I… I don’t know… I don’t know” ness had resumed to spew his fountain of panicked rubbish.

It wasn’t that bad. It was just the freakish nature of the situation. How the fuck does this even happen.

Kaiser sighed. At least he wasn’t bald.

“Fuck off ness, let me piss in peace”

“Oh.. oh yeah ok” ness looked exhausted. He backed off into the dark room and stopped just before the bed, lost in his own speculations.

Kaiser emerged from the bathroom a few minutes later, and just stared at him. “What you doing? Get back in bed”

“Why are you not mad?” Ness asked without thinking.

“Nothing to be mad about. Now get back in fucking bed”

Ness seemed satisfied with this and did as he was told.

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Rin: whats the monster, Bachira?

Bachira: it lives inside me

Bachira: it’s a thing only I can see

Bachira: and it tells me what to do

Bachira: what it wants, I make happen

Rin: …

Bachira: I’m not schizophrenic

Rin: I didn’t say u were

Bachira: good Rin chan

Rin: r u alr tho

Rin: because that isn’t normal

Bachira: it’s not?

Bachira: dont u have a monster?

Rin: I don’t think so…

Bachira: I think Isagi does

Rin: do u?

Bachira: yeah, I can see it in his eyes sometimes

Bachira: I can see it in your eyes sometimes too Rin chan

Rin: can u not look for monsters in my eyes pls?

Bachira pushed Rins phone down onto his chest.

“Why not, Rin chan?” Bachira said in a voice that was vastly out of character for him. It was low. Deeper than his usual tone. It took Rin by surprise. “What if I want to?”

He was close. Too close. Rin could feel his breath on his skin. An involuntarily shudder ran through him.

“Bachira?” His throat had gone strangely dry, his voice hoarse.

“Yes, Rin chan?” Bachiras eyes were huge. Shining. Staring into Rins.

The dim light did Rin justice in hiding the colour of his face. “Why are you… ?” His voice caught halfway through the sentence.

Bachira manoeuvred his leg over Rins body, placing himself on top of him.

“Bachira” Rins pitch was high, stressed. He didn’t know what to do, or how to react. Nothing like this had ever happened to him before. Why was he…

“Call me Meg, everyone else calls me Bachira” Bachira paused “if you want…” he added quickly as he looked down briefly as if embarrassed, then back up. Back into Rins eyes.

Rin considered it. Meg. Wait no, why was he considering that?? Thats so weird. He didn’t even li-

Bachira let his body gently fall onto Rins. He snaked his arms around his neck in a weak embrace. The sudden sharp intake of breath from Rin told Bachira he needed to explain what was going on.

“It’s a hug, Rin” he mumbled into Rins chest “is that alright?”

A hug. That’s all it was.

It was an unusual and awkward sensation. But, Rin found, not an unpleasant one.

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11:14

Kurona: Niko Niko

Kurona: are u awake

Niko: yes, are u alr?

Kurona: yes yes are you?

Niko: yes, thanks

Kurona: good good :)

Niko: :)

Kurona: wanna do something?

Niko: what?

Kurona: bath bath?

Kurona: it’ll be empty now

Kurona: no Barou Barou to pin me down

Niko: what?

Niko: I don’t really like water…

Kurona: thats ok ok

Kurona: wanna just walk around the halls?

Niko: why tho?

Kurona: for fun fun :)

Niko: sure, why not :)

Kurona: see u in a min

Niko: alr

—

Niko sat up in his bed. Isagi was asleep for sure, Hiori though… you can never be certain… though the rhythmic deep breaths provided some reassurance.

He got out of the bed. Wait, what was he supposed to wear? He couldn’t just go out in his fucking pajamas.

—

Niko: what r u wearing

Kurona: big shirt shirt

Niko: just a shirt?

Kurona: and shorts

Niko: alr

—

Niko left his room a minute later wearing the shirt he was sleeping in and some baggy joggers.

Kurona was crouched near the door, messing with the carpet. He looked up when niko came out.

He stood up. “Hello hello” he cocked his head and offered niko a smile.

“Hello” Niko replied blankly. He didn’t really know what to say or how to react or how to feel or what to do or… so he just copied the other.

Kurona stretched out his hand to niko. “Which way, Niko Niko?”

He took it, trying not to overthink it. “Any way… whatever you want.. I guess, yeah?” His words turned into mush as kurona took the initiative to lead.

Along the halls, down the stairs, along another hall…

Walking though a hotel in the middle of the night is a pretty weird thing to do. So is holding hands with someone it seems your life was incomplete without, for an hour straight. (Or should I say…)

Down the stairs, through the empty restaurant, along another hall into an elevator.

It was kind of nice, being alone. Everyone else at this school is loud and annoying and always fighting each other for the spotlight, be it verbally or literally as it now seems they’ve discovered physical violence.

So of corse, for plot reasons, something must go wrong. In this case, the elevator broke.

The elevator suddenly jolted to a halt. Niko felt his heart stop temporarily as the realization hit him like a ton of bricks.

“Why’s it stopped?” He muttered vacantly.

“Uh oh” kurona said in a more casual tone than he should.

“No no no no” Niko crumpled down to the floor. His hand went limp in kuronas.

“Are you ok niko niko?” Kurona shook his hand loose from Nikos with little resistance from him. He put the hand on nikos head.

“Err y…yeah…” He paused to reconsider his answer “No. W… what do we… er… d… do?” His shallow, erratic breathing was making speaking a second priority.

Kurona sunk down next to him. Hand still on Nikos head. “Should we try pressing buttons?”

Niko slowly twisted his head to face kurona. He choked out a “What?”

Kurona crawled over to the buttons and spammed a few, but nothing happened. He crawled back and resumed his position, hand on Nikos head to ground him.

“Dont worry niko niko, we can just send an sos on the group chat. Someone will see it”

He was right. That would be the most logical thing to do. Niko tended to side with logic… so then why was he feeling so reluctant?

Why did he not want people to know they were out together? Why did he care? He shouldn’t. There was nothing weird about it. Considering the things everyone else did, this was very normal. Why was he so embarrassed? Maybe he didn’t deserve kurona.

The movement of kuronas hand in his hair brought him back from his spiralling thoughts.

“Niko Nikos hair is soft” he muttered absently as he swirled his fingers through it. “I really like it”

Niko blurted out a “Huh?” As he considered what was going on. What was going on?

He hated people touching his hair.

He usually did.

They just sat there for a bit, alone in each other’s company. Kurona with his hand in Nikos hair and niko subconsciously leaning into the touch, in a broken elevator at 12:35 at night.

Sometimes, inconveniences are gifts.

Time gradually melted into a blur as minutes turned into hours and tiredness finally caught up to them.

Niko yawned. It woke him up a bit, breaking him out of his blind, thoughtless trance. They were still in an elevator. A broken elevator. He should be stressed. But… he isn’t. Not anymore. Not with Kurona.

Though they really should try to get out, he tried to focus as his eyes began to blur and loose their strength to stay open.

They were stuck in that elevator all night.

And for a bit of the morning until someone tried the lift and it worked fine.

The sudden jolt woke them both up. They had ended up asleep, leaning into each other. Realising this, they quickly separated, both trying to hide their own intense flush of embarrassment.

The one who had summoned the lift was shidou, who, when the doors slid open, was muttering something about being too sore to walk down the stairs.

Kurona and niko shot out of the lift, avoiding eye contact with him, kurona muttered a passing ‘morning morning’ to him as they swiftly manoeuvred around the startled shidou.

Shidou almost jumped a mile. “The fuck do you think you were doing hiding in there? Huh? Tryna give me a heart attack??”

They ignored him as they speed walked back to their rooms.

“Want to go out again sometime, Niko niko?” Kurona turned to look at niko, smile on his face, as he put his hand on the door handle.

“Only if you’re there”

What a dumb thing to say.

Chapter Text

At breakfast in the restaurant-

Mennn:

Tokimitsu: wwhy is everyone sso quiet?

Aryu: augh tension is so thick I could cut it with a knife

Zantetsu: isn’t tension intangible?

Aryu: big words, and spelt and used correctly, no less

Aryu: you are learning, Zantetsu. How glam ✨

Zantetsu: thankyou ✨

Aryu: while you are correct in your idea that tension can not literally be cut, I said the phrase in a metaphorical sense, meaning it does not have to be possible.

Zantetsu: i see

Karasu: can u stfu? It’s only half 7

Shidou: yh some of us r tired

Shidou: I mean, just look at rinnie he’s got his face in his food

Shidou: and ness…

Hiori: holiday seems to be catching up with everyone huh

Karasu: what does that even mean

Isagi: hey niko, where were u last night?

Isagi: Niko?

Niko: huh? wdym

Isagi: u weren’t in the room in the morning

Niko: I was

Hiori: u weren’t

Niko: proof?

Hiroi: he’s got us there

Shidou: now that u mention it..

Niko: mention what, mr I was too sore to walk down 1 flight of stairs

Shidou: hell yeah I was

Kaiser: poor sae

Ness: we tried to spare him from u

Shidou: U CANT KEEP SAE FROM MEEE

Shidou: IM MAGNETIC

Charles: will that be happening every night tho?

Charles: sleeping in the bath sucksssss

Sae: can we not discuss this on a gc pls?

Chigiri: yh we don’t wanna read this shit

Shidou: Oh yes Charles. It will be happening every night

Sae: no, it won’t

Shidou: IS EVERY NIGHT TO MUCH TO ASK??

Isagi: I’d say so

Shidou: Ahh keep outta it slursagi

Barou: slursagi is no more

Barou: remember that shidou

Shidou: huh

Aiku: You know me, my names Oliver Aiku

Aiku: and it’s time for that part in the show where Yukimiya tells us what we’re doing todayyy

Yukimiya: …tf

Yukimiya: I told u yesterday

Yukimiya: sight seeing?

Aiku: u did say that, didn’t ya

Yukimiya: I did

Otoya: what a fucking goose

Aiku: ayy who u callin a goose Toyota

Otoya: You, Oliver Aiku

Aiku: right

Aikus I really can’t get along with any of u, yk that?

Charles: good STAY AWAYYY OLD MAN OLIVER IQ

Aiku: right

Niko: Oliver iq

Niko: initials: 0 iq

Aiku: u too?

Niko: 0 iq ass

Aiku: Im done

Niko: *dumb

Niko: absolute bumbling buffoon

Aiku: why r u all takin the piss

Karasu: WILL U STFU AIKU NO ONE CARES