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Friday 3:34 pm
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Ushiwaka: To conclude, Oikawa, your decision not to go to Shiratorizawa was irrational, unintelligent, and overall wrong. In making that choice, your team lost to Karasuno, causing you to miss an opportunity at nationals. Furthermore, not only did you lose to Karasuno, you also lost to two first-year prodigies, Hinata Shoyo & Kageyama Tobio. A duo that shares exceptional talent far superior to yours because, unlike you, their natural talent, along with their passion for volleyball, is what helps them achieve their goals.
Daishou: Ain’t no way he made us sit through all that😒
Kita: To be honest, I’m surprised it wasn't longer
Ushiwaka: Thank you for my TED Talk.😄
Kawa🤍:...
Kawa🤍: Jump off your school's rooftop.
Ushiwaka: Oh…that’s not
Freakquency: Whoa, Whoa, dude, no need to be harsh😀
Kawa🤍: HARSH? I’M BEING HARSH, ME?
Freakquency: Yes?
Zu-Zu:... Are they always like this?🧍🏾♀️
Kita: Unfortunately😒
Daishou: Wow, mister grand king, that’s it? He’s been insulting you for the past 15 minutes, and that’s all you say?
Daishou: Super disappointing…
Kawa🤍: Shut up😡
Daishou: 🙄 no
*1 user has gone online
Dai: 🧍🏾♀️every day, just every day.
Dai: Do y'all not get tired of this?
Kawa🤍: You're acting like I started this!
Dai: I’m not acting like shit.
Dai: All of you, however, (YES EVERYONE ONLINE RIGHT NOW) are acting childish.
Kawa🤍: What the heck, Wara-chan, I didn’t even start this!
Ushiwaka: You did text here first, did you not? 😕
Kawa🤍: Yeah, to gloat about my day!
Kawa🤍: Not for you to rant about your “ You should have gone to Shiratorizawa” bullshit!
Ushiwaka: God forbid I help you realize your missed opportunities 😒
Kawa🤍: What opportunities could I have POSSIBLE missed at Shiratorizawa?
Ushiwaka: Nationals.
Freakquency: 😀 oh my!
Zu-Zu: Oh, so he was aware of the bragging
Kita: You know, He does it so much I don't even notice anymore😒
Kawa🤍: 😡 You two are typing as if I can't see your messages!
Kita:...
Zu-Zu:...
Kita:...Anyways
*2 users are online
Dai: 😒 oh lord
Testrooo~: hey~ Dai😘
*Is offline Dai
Testrooo~: Baby NO😖!
Bo-kun🥳: HEY, HEY, HEY! 👀 What's going on here?
Kawa🤍: Nothing Bo-kun😒
Freakquency:👀 You sure? Cause it definitely didn't look like nothing to me
Kawa🤍: YES I'M SURE.
Daishou: Wow, the all caps are making you so much more threatening😱
Kawa🤍: Don't you have anything better to do other than ride Teru’s dick?
Daishou: I can ride Iwa-chan's instead since you clearly can't
Kawa🤍: pardon me?
Everyone:😃😄😃OH!
*Testroo~: has muted 2 users
Testroo~: who pissed in their cereal, am I right? 😄
Everyone:...
Bo-kun 🥳:😀Um, Anyways, we have something to tell you!
Testroo~: Yes, something very exciting😁🎊
Freakquency: More exciting than what we just saw🤨
Bo-kun🥳: YES!
Testroo~: YES!
Testroo~:But first🤭
Kita:😐 Here he goes
Testroo~:@Dai
Testroo~:@Dai
Testroo~:@Dai
Ushiwaka: I'm shocked Daichi has not blocked him for this behavior
Testroo~: Relax Waka, 😌 he likes it
Kawa🤍: I sure hope so😬
Testroo~: Mind your beeswax 😡
Testroo~:@Dai
Testroo~: dearly beloved💕
Testroo~:come back 🥺
Freakquency:😟 and y'all said I was clingy?
Zu-Zu: That’s because you are?
Freakquency:😒 Nuh-uh
* 1 user is online
Dai: What
Testroo~: We have an announcement🤗!
Dai: Wow, really?
Dai: Couldn't tell😐
Testroo~: Don't be like that, baby😘 it's fun, I swear
Ushiwaka: Wait, how are Oikawa and Daishou going to see the messages if they are muted? Doesn’t that kick them out?
Everyone:😐🤨
Kita: Wakatoshi, are you serious?
Ushiwaka: Yes?
Testroo~: Waka, buddy, they can still see the messages, they just can't reply
Ushiwaka: I see
Bo-kun🥳: Anyways, like we were saying, WE SHOULD GO ON A ROAD TRIP TO OKINAWA🎊🥳!
Dai:No
Testroo~: No? wdym no why not😕
Dai: because
Dai: WE are broke,
Dai: WE have no transportation,
Dai: WE didn't plan this.
Dai: WE barely like each other
Dai: Do I need to go on?🤨
Bo-kun🥳:😔 no…
Testroo~: Now, Now, Dai, no need to get your panties in a bunch😌
Freakquency: Saying that in 2025 is crazy
*Testroo~ has muted one user
Bo-kun🥳:😭 Bro chill, you about to mute half of the gc
Testroo~😩: like I was saying 😁
Zu-Zu: 😐 Are we next?
Kita: At this point, most likely
Testroo~: LIKE I WAS SAYING 😄 (both of you stfu before I mute you too)
Zu-Zu & Kita:😒🤐
Testroo~: We already solved all of those problems 😘 you're welcome
Dai: You two rented a van, didn't you?
Testroo~: 🧍🏾♀️What- How tf would you know?
Dai: Kenma’s story
Testroo~: 😧?!
Testroo~: YOU FOLLOW HIM BACK BUT NOT ME
Testroo~: HOW COULD YOU!
Testroo~: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
Dai: relax🙄 Hinata showed me at practice
Dai: 😒 Oh, and I'm still not going
Bo-ku n🥳:wha,t why?😭 don't you wanna have fun with us🥺
Daishou: Maybe he doesn’t want to go because your version of fun is getting lost or almost getting yourself killed😒
Bo-kun🥳: HEY! NO IT ISN'T 😡
Testroo~:🤨 Um, who tf unmuted you?
Daishou: you Can only mute someone for 5 minutes dumbass 😒
Testroo~: Dumb? I'm dumb, me!?
Daishou: That's what I said
Testroo~: YOU OF ALL PPL CANNOT BE TALKING!
Kawa🤍: Tetsu-chan, how dare you😡!
Kawa🤍: How can you mute someone so talented?
Kawa🤍: beautiful!
Dai: Narcissistic 😒
Kawa🤍: I bring enlightenment to the world, and yet you chose to banish me. I, Oikawa Toruu, and all my great wisdom. YOU should be ashamed of yourself!😡
Ushiwaka: Oikawa, don't you think you're being a little dramatic?🧍🏾♀️
Kawa🤍: Shut up😡
Ushiwaka: It was just 5 minutes
Ushiwaka: You’re acting like it you’ve been banished
Kawa🤍: Ykw? 😁 We should go on this road trip, Bo-kun! That way, I can break Wakatoshi’s neck on the way there and use his body as my surfboard!
Ushiwaka: 😕 Oh my, Oikawa, you have such violent tendencies
Zu-Zu: can someone pls just kick me out😐
Kita: I second that^
Testroo~: NO, NO 😅
Testroo~: Nobody is getting kicked out.
Everyone:😐😕😒
Testroo~: How about this coin flip to decide if we go
Daishou: coin flip? What are we in preschool 😂?
*Testroo~: has muted a user
Freakquency: My fine shyt😔💔
Testroo~: He’ll be fine😒
Kita: So we're just gonna do this against our will?
Testroo~: Well, does anyone here disagree?
Everyone: 🤐
Testroo~: Okay then!
*Testroo~: has downloaded the AI coin flip generator
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*Spin, spin, spin
Ushiwaka: Wait, if it's a coin, wouldn't it be flip, flip, flip?
Kawa🤍: Yeah, Tetsu-Chan wtf did you download?
Testroo~: It's safe, guys, I promise :)
Zu-Zu: How reassuring...
Kita: yk y'all never called heads or tails, right?
Dai: 🤦🏻♂️oh my lord
Bo-kun🥳: 🧍🏾♀️Um tails?
*Coin has concluded
Zu-Zu: Concluded?😃
Freakquency:😭 Dude, delete ts before we get a virus
Testroo~: Let it finish🧍🏾♀️
Kawa🤍:😭 Kuroo, you better repay us if we get hacked
*🎊TAILS🎊!!
Testroo~:🤩Alright guys, LOOKS LIKE A ROAD TRIP IT IS!!
Bo-kun🥳: OH YEA MEET UP AT KUROO HOUSE🤩
Dai: I guess
Kawa🤍:😘 Fine with me, I NEEDED A break from Makki and Mattsun
Kita: More like they needed a break from u
Freakquency: Kawa, you gonna let him get away with ts?
Ushiwka: What does “Ts” mean?
Zu-Zu: It means that shit, type shit, or this shit depending on the context
Ushiwaka: I see
Kawa🤍:😡 What are you trying to say, Shin-chan?
Kita: Nothing
Kawa🤍:😡 YA SURE? cause it doesn't look like nothing to me!
Kita: Did you just mock my accent?🙃
Dai: ENOUGH, all of you, just get ready to head to Kuroo’s
Everyone: fine🙃😒🫤
*All users are offline