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Hyoma lets out a frustrated groan for ‘nth time as he rants to the purple haired guy beside him about a certain user who hates him as much as Hyoma himself hates that person too.
The user—@oranges_at_thegym, recently made fun of him a month ago and until now, saying that Hyoma is a total dumbass who mischaracterize anime characters, sucks at drawing, an ugly loser, and a good-for-nothing piece of shit.
First of all, Hyoma is not a dumbass who mischaracterizes his favorite anime characters, it’s all just based on his opinion and of course he doesn’t sexualize them. Second, Hyoma knows himself that he is a talented male with a blessed hand that knows how to draw an absolute masterpiece. Third, he knows that he is not ugly, he believes that he is the cutest and hottest male alive. A damn beautiful silky long red hair that just rests bellow his shoulders, doe magenta eyes with those gorgeous long lashes and his feminine face and that masculine body. And lastly, he is not a good-for-nothing piece of shit. He’s a talented, majestically glamourous man.
“Screw you @oranges_at_thegym! I hope you trip on your shoelaces, have a bad day, and get dumped by a bird’s poop!” The redhead threw curses on that user who he loathes so much as Reo and Nagi watches the redhead ‘silently’ throw slurs at the hater.
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Oranges>chi
Your drawing suck, a newborn baby can do better than you.
chi>Oranges
DUDE JUST BLOCK ME AND MOVE ON!!!!!!
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Hyoma stares at the block button on his screen which is begging for him to be clicked at the most joyful way. He slowly clicks the button and then…
USER HAS BEEN BLOCKED
He watches as bold big letters appeared on his screen. Finally. That user with 5 videos, no bio, and a profile picture of a cute fluffy dog is now gone from his life. Hyoma felt his life returning to cupcakes, unicorns and rainbows the moment he pressed that block button. He felt like there were some guardian angels singing some sort of a holy chant as celebration that he blocked that person who usually shows up on his Tiktok FYP and often leaves a hate comment on every post of his. And Hyoma does the same thing too by leaving hates comments on oranges’ posts.
“I feel like I’m ascending…” The redhead melancholy says as he wipes his so-called nonexistent tears.
“Do you mean like dying?” Reo in front of Hyoma asks as he continued patting his lazy sloth of a boyfriend’s head. “Finally.” The spoiled sloth says without feeling a single sense of sympathy.
“Fuck you, Nagi.” Hyoma answers before showing that sexy middle finger of his at the white-haired man as Reo laughs the merrily, the laughter immediately disappeared from the rich-man’s face after hearing Nagi say; “Chigiri said fuck. We should fuck, Re-“
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!”
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“Ooohh~ this looks cute.” Hyoma lets out a satisfied grin as he takes in the sight of his drawing. It was supposed to be a cute little doodle, but it turned out to be a detailed hot masterpiece of Giyuu Tomioka from an anime called Demon slayer.
I’m gonna post this.
He took out his phone and captured a nice photo of his drawing. And clicked the app Tiktok, and he saw his 99+ notifications from the activity. New followers and many people liked and commented on his videos.
‘Was drawing random stuff then this masterpiece came out 😊
#fyp #giyuutomioka #kny #drawing
Just as when he was about to click ‘post’. He freezed when he remembered that user which is none other than @oranges_at_thegym. He took a deep breath, reminding himself that problem had been solved since he already blocked that person. So, he clicked post.
After 10 seconds there were already 8 likes and it went on. After a mere 30 minutes. His post was already 125k views and 55k likes.
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jazz
SOO PWETYYY
pari
QUEEN CHI POSTED AGAIN RAAAA
Alphawolf
So nice and detailed
jejemon
THE WAY YOU DRAW GIYUU IS SOO FINEEE
leilei
chiscake is back yipieee
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Hyoma lets out a smile as he continued reading the comments. No hate comments, just people complimenting his drawing. It felt peaceful reading his comment section knowing that @oranges_in_thegym is not there because he blocked him for his own happiness. He continued scrolling at the comment section until…
Oranges
Ugly as always, the head shape looks like an egg.
What.
Hyoma felt his heart drop.
I THOUGHT I FUCKING BLOCKED HIM HOW THE HECK IS HE HERE IN MY COMMENTS SECTION?!?! He thought. Surprise, confusion, and anger building up as he ferociously typed out a message at the speed of light.
chi>Oranges
I THOUGHT I FRICKIN BLOCKED YOU?????? HOW TF????
Hyoma impatiently waited for @oranges_at_thegym ‘s reply. Surprisingly it didn’t take him long enough to reply.
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Oranges>chi
No you didn’t.
chi>Oranges
BUT I FVKING DID??
Oranges>chi
You’re hallucinating.
Freya>Oranges
Just kiss already
jadezy>Freya
FR
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Hyoma lets out a judging expression the moment he read the comment Just kiss already. He felt like vomiting as he thought about it. And nope, Hyoma believes that behind the screen @oranges_at_thegym is probably an ugly duckling with acne and has a very, very bad breath that could be smelled from miles away. And Hyoma doesn’t feel bad stereotyping him with horrible things about his looks. He posts a lot about gym and stuff but doesn’t even show his own body! What a fake person.
Anyway, Hyoma used every single cells in his brain to answer the question which is; how was oranges able to comment on his post when he freaking blocked him. He clicked oranges’ account and tries to block him.
ERROR!
USER CANNOT BE BLOCKED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER
What.
He clicks block again after 2 seconds.
ERROR!
USER CANNOT BE BLOCKED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER
Hyoma clicked block. And it says the same thing again. He clicks block and it says error again. He repeats, repeats, and repeats until.
ERROR!
USER CANNOT BE BLOCKED
Hyoma squints his eyes as he reads the text on his screen. He was 100% sure that wasn’t the same text earlier.
Wait a damn minute…
Where the fuck is the Please try again later ?
Hyoma felt millions of meteorites crushing him to death, dinosaurs eating him alive, being tortured by the ancient Egyptians in the most brutal way possible, he felt his organs dancing and so on…
“OH, HOLY MOTHER OF BISCUITS! WHERE IS THE PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER?! AM I NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO BLOCK HIM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE??!!?!”
The redhead stared at his computer’s screen for a whole damn 15 minutes straight. Begging for the Please try again later to appear magically, while knowing so well that it was so impossible to happen.
Hyoma wanted to talk to someone so bad, and rant about the newest hot topic going on his life which is none other than his issue about @oranges_at_thegym. Oh, and let’s not forget about that freaking error while trying to block oranges.
Oh yeah, Reo.
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Me: dude im seriously gonna cry
No cuz
Im actually crying rn
Come over bro
I have a lot of tea to spill uwu :3
Reo
Reo
BRO WHY R YOU OFFLINE WHEN I HAVE A LOT OF TEA
Bro
Bfr
im gonna kms
dude
blink twice if your alive
I have tea pls
sugar bestie: reos asleep
Me: HELP
WHO TF IS THIS
REO U OKAY
IM COMING OVER
sugar bestie: no dont
hes tired
Me: OK BUT WHO TF R YOU???????
sugar bestie: nagi obv :x
Me: oh.
And why am I not allowed to come over?
sugar bestie: we fucked
deep and raw
me: wtf
Don’t even send me details pls
sugar bestie: nagireosex.png
me: WHAT ETHE FUYCKKIENBCDHNEWUNCUWYIH
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Hyoma threw his phone at the wall before he could even see a single glimpse of the ahem. Photo, that Nagi sent.
He flopped onto his bed lazily and cuddled his cat, face nuzzled onto his soft pillows. Hyoma wanted to talk to someone about it. But Reo is asleep, and Reo is he’s homie or close friend he can talk to anyone about it.
A heavy sigh.
“Y’know, I’m so stressed.” He started. Talking to his cat. “I can’t block oranges, for no reason at all.”
He turns around and stares at the ceiling. “And I think, I can’t block him forever...” “Meow.” “You hungry?” “Meow.” “Yeah, I think you are.”
Hyoma got up and feeds his cat some cat food before flopping onto his bed again.
*Ping!*
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sugar bestie: hyomaaaa
sorry i was asleep huhu
Me: cus you fucked with nagi obv
sugar bestie: YEA YEA SORRY
i already deleted the pic that nagi sent dw
Me: thank god.
sugar bestie: anywayyy
you wanted to tell me smth right??
Me: yes I’ve been dying to tell you abt it ☹
sugar bestie: okokok tell me bbg
Me: I cant fucking block oranges
ill be stuck dealing with his bullsht
im gonna kms.
Like fr
sugar bestie: WAHT??
LIKE FR??
OMG IM SO SORRY FOR YOU
Me: you better be
sugar bestie: just tell him to block you??
Me: I already did that
hes just so augh
stubborn.
im so stressed
I cant even post a single thing without him judging
LIKE DUDE???
HE LITERALLY POSTS GYM STUFF BUT DOESN’T EVEN SHOW HIS FACE AND BODY!!!!
BFR
WHAT KIND OF CONTENT IS THAT?????
im so judging omg
mine literally makes sense cuz I post drawings, sketches and animes stuff.
and he leaves hate comments for no reason.
bfr.
get a fucking life.
dude.
reo?
istg
IM RANTING RN OK?
WHY DO U KEEP ON DISAPPEARING?????
sugar bestie: OMG IM SORRY
I GTG IM SO SORRY BESTIE
Me: bro.
sugar bestie: NAGI WANTS TO CONTINUE ROUND 6 OMG IM SO SORRY
IM SORRY HYO
ILL BACKREAD LATER
Me: ROUND 6 AYO????
YALL SO FREAKY I SWEAR
GET SOME HELP
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Hyoma lets out an exhausted sigh. Reo was never this freaky, Hyoma doesn’t know what that lazy sloth did to him.
He presses the app TikTok and the first thing that showed up on his FYP was oranges who posted a new video. It was another gym stuff, but Hyoma didn’t care, he didn’t finish watching the video (heck, he doesn’t last three seconds watching his content).
He clicks oranges’ profile picture which is the cute fluffy dog.
I feel bad for this dog for being so cute but having an ugly owner with bad attitude.
He took a quick look at Oranges’ account. Six videos with millions of views and a total of 732k likes. And 78.3k followers.
Seriously, how the fuck does he have a lot of followers, viewers and likes when he barely posts. Hyoma has 479.7k followers, 64M likes in total, and millions of viewers. The redhead achieved that for he has been on the internet for 3 years. While Oranges just started for probably 6 months ago.
Hyoma clicks the recent post that Oranges posted, he went to the comments section and types out a hate comment.
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chi
you keep on posting gym stuff but you never show your fucking body and face, and whats the purpose of screenshotting your gym goals? To show off and motivate people to go to gym when you don’t even fucking show the results after. Just quit already.
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Hyoma didn’t feel bad saying a lot of rude stuff to Oranges. Perhaps, he never felt bad typing out hate comments whenever it’s meant for Oranges.
Oranges replied to Hyoma’s hate comment 2 minutes after.
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Oranges>chi
You didn’t even finish watching it, so stfu.
DeluluHub>Oranges
OMG CHISCAKE WAS ABOUT TO SEE ORANGE’S FACE AND BODY OMF
Ryuya>DeluluHub
UR RIGHT AHDHEFWFN
stellar>Ryuya
IMAGINE CHI’S REACTION OMG
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As Hyoma reads Oranges’ reply, and the other users’ comments, he can’t help but feel a sense of curiosity.
You didn’t even finish watching it, so stfu.
But it was @oranges_at_thegym’s post. He didn’t care what he looked like. Hyoma placed his phone on the table as he closed his eyes, feeling quite sleepy.
I’m going to block him soon. This will all be over, after I do so.