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Berdly: It is now time for me to choose a partner!!
Susie & Noelle: (Oh god, here we go...)
Kris: (CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME. PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK ME.)
Berdly: Hmm... who shall it be? I think I'll be going wiiiiithhh...
*Kris starts visibly shaking*
Berdly: SUSIE!! But of course there could be no other! Only the truest of gamers is worthy to withhold a special place in my heart...
*Berdly slides over in Susie's direction to offer her a purple rose*
*Susie looks down at him, slightly disgusted*
Noelle: (Phew... wait, DID HE JUST SAY SUSIE??!)
*Kris starts giving Susie a death stare while she's looking somewhere else*
*Susie can feel a menacing aura being driven in beside her and starts feeling supremely uncomfortable as a result*
*Kris starts writing on a piece of paper while sitting next to Susie*
Susie: Whatcha writing there?
Kris: A hitlist.
*Susie scoots closer and leans in slightly to glance over at it*
Susie: ...Why the hell is my name the only ones you've written on it?
Kris: You know exactly why.
Susie: ...Is this because of that one time I threatened to rip your face off and eat it?
*Kris ceases writing abruptly, with their hand jittering aggressively in place as they turn to look at her*
Kris: It's because you stole my man with your gamer charms, whore.
Susie: Wha-, YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WANTED HIM TO PICK ME?!?!
Kris: Who wouldn't? He's our class's clear favorite. Not to mention so handsome, and charming, and funny... and-
*Susie looks worriedly at her bestie*
Susie: Duuudeee... you reeeaaally need to get some standards...
*Kris starts sharpening their sword*
Kris: Hey Susie?
Susie: Huh? What?
Kris: You know what this is for?
Susie: ...No.
*Kris' eye starts glowing an ominous red, as a sinister grimace flutters to their face*
Kris: It's for when...
Susie: No.
Kris: You try to steal my man again...
Susie: No.
Kris: And you feel like seeing what happens when you do so...
Susie: Kris, for fucks sake, get over it already. I'm not into that special little dweeb of yours.
Kris: And you know what'll happen, right Susie?
Susie: KRIS STOP ALREADY, THE JOKE'S GETTING OLD!!
Kris: ...
Susie: ...
Kris: I'mma cut you.
Susie: Alright, just go back to sitting in the corner and eating moss while I finish this puzzle.
*they follow that advice, it's actually quite nice and Susie joins them once she's finished with the puzzle*