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9:43 am
Steve: “Okay guys, who farted”
Claire: “???”
Krel: “I thought I blocked you”
Steve: “WHAT💔”
Seamus: “IT’S NINE IN THE MORNING, why is your fuckass talking about farts”
Steve: “I’m just that funny”
Seamus: “Is this chat always like this?”
Jim: “yup”
Toby: “Pretty much”
Aja: “Mhm”
Krel: “Fucking hate it here”
Douxie: “no you don’t”
Krel: “No I don’t”
Toby: “Guys stfu I’m trying to eat breakfast”
Mary: “Man you always eat tf”
Jim: “EY”
Claire: “Mary what💔”
Toby: “ey 😿”
Mary: “that was out of character, sorry guys”
Aja: “HELP??”
Douxie: “*Random gif that says “good morning” that only someone’s mom would use*”
Darci: “What the fuck is going on”
Zoe: “Alright grandpa, back to bed”
Douxie: “I won’t accept this disrespect💔”
Zoe: “what are you going to do about it?”
Douxie: “shush I’m figuring that out right now”
Aja: “Krel”
Aja: “Krel”
Aja: “Krel”
Krel: “WHAT”
Aja: “remember when you did the floss”
Krel: “I’m gonna jump”
Krel: “like actually”
Steve: “HAGAHAGAGAHAGAGAGAGAG”
Jim: “Icl yall were mad annoying back then”
Krel: “You shoved me out of the way while I was dancing ho💔”
Jim: “You looked like a dying rat”
Krel: “Oh look who’s talking”
Claire: “I can’t breathe”
Krel: “you “dance” like a seizuring raccoon, can you not”
Toby: “IM CRYING WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING JUMPED TODAY”
Aja: “HAHAGAHAAHGA”
Krel: “Hey Aja”
Aja: “Sweet Seklos”
Krel: “dance dance dance dance dance dance”
Aja: “STOP”
Douxie: “Oh Gods I remember that💔”
Douxie: “I was so genuinely confused”
Krel: “Stuart said experimental was like popular or something”
Douxie; “SO YOU REMIX ANIMAL SOUNDS WHILE AJA DANCES IN THE BACKGROUND SAYING DANCE DANCE DANCE OVER AND OVER AGAIN????”
Krel: “WE HAD OUR CHARACTER ARC LET IT BE”
Steve: “Maybe the dance is the friends we made along the way”
Seamus: “this groupchat is mental”
Krel: “Oh good you’re gonna leave”
Seamus: “I never said that”
Krel: “SIGH”