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  1. Date Everything! (One Piece) by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

    16 Aug 2025

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    After a devastating, very public breakup with a high-ranking Marine officer, you retreat to a quiet house in the suburbs—a gift from your eccentric genius uncle, Dr. Vegapunk.

    His other gift? A strange pair of glasses that let you talk to objects. Literally.
    Suddenly, your quiet home isn't quiet at all.

    Every piece of furniture, every appliance, every everyday item now has a voice, a personality, and an opinion. Some are helpful, some are loud, and some incredibly charming.

    As you navigate permanent guests in your home and dodge your ex's lingering shadow, you can't shake the feeling your uncle might be using your new life as his latest research project. But even amidst the madness, you realize the strangest thing of all:

    this house, and its sentient inhabitants, might just be where you finally feel like you belong.

    (Semi-modern AU, Date Everything inspired!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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