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1. Divorce Better, Please by drowsychicken

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   12 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter/Original Female Character(s)
   • Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s)
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Post-War
   • Post-Divorce
   • Co-Parenting
   • Unresolved Tension
   • Crack
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Mild Angst
   • i think
   • Teddy Lupin is So Done
   • Someone Please Rescue Teddy
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World
   • Petty Draco Malfoy
   • Smut
   • Potioneer Draco Malfoy
   • Jealous Harry
   • Jealous Harry Potter
   • Lack of Communication
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   “Damn baby," Harry whistled. "Those slacks fit your arse perfectly.”

   "Babe," Draco turned around, unimpressed. “Just shut up.”

   “Can't a man appreciate good things?"

   Teddy groaned. “You’re divorced.”

   Or..

   Harry and Draco are divorced, but they swap parenting Teddy. They have their own separate lives now, and Harry even has a girlfriend, Charlotte. But the pet names never stopped, and neither of them ever addressed it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   33,482

   Chapters:

   18/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   174

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