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Part 16 of Object Show Fics for my Non-existent sanity<3 , Part 9 of BFDI Fics For My ADHD , Part 6 of Inanimate Insanity fics for my autism♥♥
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2025-08-04
Updated:
2025-09-28
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7/?
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i am on crack.

Summary:

Idk
A little fic of a bunch of my weird ass thoughts on the lowest scale possible

Chapter 1: i am on crack. (Fireafy edition)

Chapter Text

Leafy looks between the two buttons. One says ‘Making Out’ and the other says ‘kissing with tongue’.

“So… which one was that?” Leafy asks as they turn to Firey.

“I don’t know.” He responds.

Leafy shrugged and walked over to the ‘do it again’ button, and pressed it.

Chapter 2: i am on crack. (Coinpin edition)

Summary:

They kiss

Notes:

I’m dying

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” The crowd shouts, as Coiny and Pin stare at them with ‘What The Fuck?” Looks on their faces.

“Well, screw it.” Coiny finally says. 

Pin shrugged as they kissed in front of them all.

“Yay!!” The crowd cheers. Pin sighs as Coiny looks smugger than usual.

Notes:

Still dying
My shriveled dying body feeds off comments

Chapter 3: i am on crack. (Tengolf edition)

Summary:

Somethingjahsbjskakdnakdnd

Chapter Text

Tennis Ball sits contently before Golf Ball walks over.

“What do you need, Golfie?” Tennis Ball asked. Golf Ball sat in his lap and sighed.

“Nothing. I’m just tired from my day.” She replied. Tennis Ball shrugged, and carried on as he picked up a book and started to read.

Chapter 4: i am on crack. (Payjay edition)

Summary:

Love letters
Yeah… totally…

Notes:

Interesting

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

OJ stares at Paper, sleeping in the bed. He leaves and starts to write something.

Dear Paper,

I’m really fucking tired.

And your snoring is driving me up a wall.

If you can stop snoring, that would be great. But until then, I will be sleeping in the hotel’s living room, on the red armchair. This is because there are at least 3 other objects a night that crash on the couch for no specific reason.

With much love, OJ

OJ sighs and drops it onto the nightstand, before plugging the top of himself with a cork and walking downstairs.

Notes:

Thank you for feeding my shriveled body comments
I will continue to write
I feed off of them
augshwhdnksudgskksnxmskhx

Chapter 5: i am on crack. (Tengolf edition again)

Summary:

Kiss in lab nowwwwww
RAAAAAAHHHHHH

Notes:

Idk

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Golf Ball is tinkering at a machine, when Tennis Ball walked in.

“What do you need, TB?” She asked.

“Oh, nothing.” He snickered. “Just a kiss.”

“Okay, okay- What?!” Golf Ball exclaimed, processing what he said.

“A kiss.”

Golf Ball grumbles, and goes up to him before giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you, Golfie!” Tennis Ball yelled out, before running off.

“You’re welcome.” She replied, before turning back to her half-finished machine.

Notes:

Ty for reading
Please comment or request something I am dying

Chapter 6: I am on crack. (COINPIN AGAIN.)

Summary:

something.

Notes:

Must feed horde

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Coiny looks around, before opening the pocket in his jacket and laying out the photos. He smiles, and laughs.

The photos were all of Pin it seemed, but she would never know.

 

Notes:

I am starving and dying slowly may I please have coment and talk to living people

Chapter 7: i am on crack. (FRIESNEEDLE)

Summary:

friesneedle

Notes:

Friesneedle yes

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Fries sat on the grass, waiting for something. He didn’t exactly know what, but something interesting hopefully.

Then Needle came along.

Shiny and metallic, she swayed Fries’ horrible perception of the world.

Fries watched as she came into view, a smile spreading across his face.

But he pushed it away, as quickly as it came, so he could ignore the fact he liked the world now. Not because it got better, or he got better, no.

He just became aware of something he didn’t know he loved.

Notes:

Request fulfilled!!
Tbh this was very silly
I like silly
Silly silly silly
The collection of crack grows