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    Constance has a crush on Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg! The only problem? She can't date until her nihilistic younger brother gets a date as well. So she pays Misha Bachynskyi to take him out so she can take out Ocean. Misha's just in it for the money, and Noel is clueless about the money and is totally over Misha's attempts to "ask him out." But Misha isn't the person Noel thought he was...Could he actually fall for him?

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