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Victim 1: leona
Yuu : hey lets go get some cake!
Leona : Nah i dont really like cake
Yuu : okay..lets come back to it when your a little less... Emotional.
Leona : how was that emotional ??
Yuu : you just seem highly upset vro
Leona : I SAID "I dont like cake"
Yuu ( trying not to laugh) : woah woah, okay calm down leona!
Leona : HOW WAS THAT EMOTIONAL? YOU LITERALLY SAID-
Victim 2: idia
Idia : no no no!
Yuu : why dont you play a game where your actually good at?
Idia : I AM GOOD AT THIS GAME
Yuu: doesnt seem like it,
Idia: LOOK AT MY KILLS!
yuu: nah i dont feel like it
Idia: PUTANGINAMO, LOOK AT MY KIL-
Victim 3: jamil
Yuu : do you ever wish you were athletic?
Jamil : i am Athletic.
Yuu : uhhh doesnt really seem like it
Jamil: you can ask anyone in the school
Yuu: you dont really act like it!
Jamil : IM LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS ON-
Victim 3: Vil
Yuu : hey vil?
Vil : what do you want potato? ( doing his makeup)
Yuu : are you really pretty underneath all that makeup?
Vil : of course i am! Im literally the fairest of them all!
Yuu : hmm.. Are you sure?
*ended up with vil kicking yuu out of the dorm