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"why is everybody just saying things?! Don't you guys have a PR manager???" - Bobby

Summary:

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix
I am living with monsters. #saveme


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja
why is there always something happening with those huntrix girls??


OR
A KPDH social media crackfic.

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Featuring:

  • Celine
  • Bobby
  • Saja Boys and HUNTR/X being friends
  • (Probably almost) every ship

Notes:

This is a multiship fic—no one ship is set or is the main focus, everybody kind of flirts with one another.

The Do NOT

Please, for the love of whatever is out there, keep the creator style ON! If the creator's style is off, this'll look like a complete mess.


INFO

The first 5 chapters are pure fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Chapter 6-? is where plot (and angst) begins.

There might be some triggering/sensitive topics discussed in here because I like projecting onto random characters :)

There'll be a CW/TW warning with the potential triggering information.

Chapter 1: INTRO.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Polytrix!
  • Saja Boys and HUNTR/X interactions!
  • Mystery being... Mystery!
  • Miromabby!
  • Celine being exasperated with Jinu, Mira (mentioned), and Zoey (mentioned)!
  • Bobby finding out important information regarding his job!

Chapter Text

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

I am living with monsters. #saveme

❤ 921.7K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

921.5K people are talking about this

Mira | Make Rumi Relax
@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix

We didn’t even say anything bad, Rumi. You’re being ridiculous.

❤ 927.5K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

919.7K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RumiHuntrix

Yeah Rumi! All we said was that we want you to use your fangs to rip our clothes off! 😇

❤ 100.9K 7:04 PM • Aug 23, 2025

121.2K people are talking about this


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

why is there always something with those huntrix girls??

❤ 79.2K 7:10 PM • Aug 23, 2025

60.7K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @AbbySaja

MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!

❤ 812.6K 7:11 PM • Ag 23, 2025

801.7K people are talking about this

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

my name isnt david??

❤ 701.2K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025

708.7K people are talking about this


Faceless
@MysterySaja

Who is David?

I LOVE TURTLES@Zoeyyy_turtle

MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!

❤ 812.6K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025

801.7K people are talking about this


I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

@MysterySaja dude that’s barely been up 😭 what i have to deal with ladies an gentlemen (ps hes not actually possessive hes just really confused about the vine 😄)

❤ 509.1K 7:14 PM • Aug 23, 2025

500.7K people are talking about this


Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

”Don’t you know that I bite when the sun set” I know what you are Ariana.

❤ 873.2K 8:21 PM • Aug 23, 2025

872.2K people are talking about this

Romance
@RomanceSaja

I volunteer as tribute to be bitten

❤ 552.5K 8:22 PM • Aug 23, 2025

567.4K people are talking about this

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @RomanceSaja

1.) You’re an idiot. She’s talking about that dumbass song
2.) You’re gross
3.) She’s never gonna bite you bro.

❤ 638.6K 8:24 PM • Aug 23, 2025

675.1K people are talking about this

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @BabySaja

Who said I wouldn’t?

❤ 100K 8:25 PM • Aug 23, 2025

989.4K people are talking about this

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @mimimira

👀

❤ 703.2K 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025

708.6K people are talking about this


Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

why am i never told about anything happening? what am i chopped liver? 😞

❤ 902.6K 8:54 PM • Aug 23, 2025

901.3K people are talking about this

Romeo 🔒
@lover_boy_heart

replying to @AbbySaja

Dude, Mira sent you an invite in your DMs. Check it.

❤ 1 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025


Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

@RumiHuntrix Rumi sweetheart, I love you so very much. But please come and get your boyfriend (@JinuSaja) and your girlfriends (@mimimira, @Zoeyyy_turtle) from my house. They drank all my soju and are now crying on my couch because they miss you. I can not handle Jinu going through my entire tissue box again. I have one ONE box left. Please and thank you.

❤ 896.2K 9:02 PM • Aug 23, 2025

879.3K people are talking about this

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @CelineOfficial

set esopgrbe angrb im nt durv

❤ 928.6K 9:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025

921.5K people are talking about this

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @CelineOfficial

I’ll be there in 30.

❤ 995.8K 9:05 PM • Aug 23, 2025

993.3K people are talking about this


Bobby

@ilovemygirls

Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???

❤ 972 9:06 PM • Aug 23, 2025

926 people are talking about this


Bobby

@ilovemygirls

UPDATE: I have just been told by Celine (@CelineOfficial) that I am in fact the girls’ PR manager and for six entire years I didn’t know.

Bobby

@ilovemygirls

Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???

❤ 1,289 9:17 PM • Aug 23, 2025

1,159 people are talking about this

Chapter 2: The Broken Jukebox Incident™

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Bobby is now verified!
  • Celine, Mira, and Abby (mentioned) bonded over a fictional dating show that isn't even named!
  • Rumi cryptically tweets about what she asked Celine to do!
  • Zoey gives necessary, important life advice, ie, read the title!

Chapter Text

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

When did I get verified???

❤ 751.8K 1:09 AM • Aug 24, 2025

651.3K people are talking about this

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @ilovemygirls

Waited for months to get verified. Bobby does it overnight 🥲 (You absolutely deserve to be verified though, Bobby. Congratulations!)

❤ 880.4K 1:10 AM • Aug 24, 2025

871.5K people are talking about this


Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Who the fuck is blasting Mitski at 1AM?!?

❤ 102.6K 1:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025

101.7K people are talking about this

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

replying to @ilovemygirls

Eunah chose Jaeho! 😭 He's not good for anybody! He’s not anything material!

❤ 100.5K 1:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025

100.3K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

Why did I just walk into the living room and find Celine, Mira, and ABBY (how did he get in??) sobbing in the dark while listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs???

❤ 678.1K 1:27 AM • Aug 24, 2025

675.9K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

no one fucking talk to me for the next year

I LOVE TURTLES@Zoeyyy_turtle

Why did I just walk into the living room and find Celine, Mira, and ABBY (how did he get in??) sobbing in the dark while listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs???

❤ 997.7K 1:29 AM • Aug 24, 2025

992.9K people are talking about this


Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

POV: Something devastating and/or traumatizing happened to you in front of millions, possibly thousands. Your best friends (rightfully) are scared and aim their weapons at you because you’ve hidden something from them for the entire time you’ve known them and don’t know if you’re really yourself or a 𝖉𝕰𝖒𝕺𝖓 (iykyk) masquarding as you. Anyhow! After that happens, you go to your [REDACTED] figure and beg them to do something for you ONE time, and not only do they refuse to do it, but after everything is said and done, they hug you and say they’re extremely proud of you and how wrong they were to treat you how they did your entire life and now you’re sitting at a table with those very friends and your archnemesis(?) and none of them know what happened between you and your [REDACTED] figure 😅 (No this is not based on real events 😥)

❤ 652K 7:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025

5.4M people are talking about this

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix

Rumi??? What does this mean???

❤ 662K 7:22 AM • Aug 24, 2025

5.9M people are talking about this

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @mimimira

❤ 880.4K 7:23 AM • Aug 24, 2025

871.5K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RumiHuntrix

1.) I KNEW you knew memes and how to use them!
2.) WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

❤ 991K 7:23 AM • Aug 24, 2025

816M people are talking about this

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

❤ 891K 7:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025

893M people are talking about this


Faceless
@MysterySaja

@JinuSaja Why did you have Derpy take Rumi’s hoodies?

❤ 664K 7:30 AM • Aug 24, 2025

672K people are talking about this

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @MysterySaja

No comment.

❤ 891K 7:31 AM • Aug 24, 2025

892K people are talking about this


I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

Word of advice! Do NOT use a broken jukebox at your table at MAXIMUM VOLUME in an empty diner! It WILL blast the song everywhere!

❤ 1M 9:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025

996K people are talking about this

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

Why did you play Payhone of all songs??

❤ 869K 9:06 AM • Aug 24, 2025

851K people are talking about this

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @mimimira

It was between that and Soda Pop.

❤ 5M 9:07 AM • Aug 24, 2025

1M people are talking about this

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

You paid money to choose a song, Zoey. You literally paid to hear that.

❤ 931K 9:09 AM • Aug 24, 2025

916K people are talking about this

Chapter 3: MIA Shrimp Fried Rice™

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Zoey attempting a backflip! Celine also somehow knowing about this attempt!
  • Rumi's missing shrimp fried rice!
  • Rumi having Discord!
  • Bobby explaining how he didn't know he was HUNTR/X's PR manager!
  • Zoey has a crisis!

Chapter Text

Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Today 9:12 AM

Turtle

Do you think I can do a backflip?

Rumi

No.

Turtle

C’mon! Have some faith in me!

Better in Pink

I have faith

Turtle

Thank you! Finally, someone around here has faith!

Better in Pink

I have faith that you’re gonna fall and snap your neck.

Turtle

...

Turtle

I’m gonna do it.

Rumi

Do NOT!

Better in Pink

I'll keep the ambulance on standby

 

 

 

 

 

Length: 00:10

Youtube Video:
attempting to do a backflip (GONE WRONG!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
Zoey Choi · 100K views · 5 minutes ago

 

 

 

 

 

urfavmaidenless 5 minutes ago

welp. huntr/x is going a break again. how does this keep happening?? who keeps letting zoey do backflips!!

8 LIKES DISLIKES

callmezimbabwa 5 minutes ago

Sometimes I question how Huntrix gets away with everything they do. Like how does Zoey keep getting to do backflips when everybody knows she's gonna fall?

5 LIKES 1 DISLIKES

mileycyrusswreckingball 5 hours ago

Betting money that someone (probably Mira) has the hospital on speed dial.

7 LIKES 3 DISLIKES

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Something just happened.

❤ 105.2K 9:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Just got off the phone with the doctor. Who let Zoey do a backflip?

Celine | CEO@CelineOfficial

Something just happened.

❤ 701K 9:34 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @CelineOfficial

How did you know that something happened?

❤ 219K 9:35 • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Two (2) reasons:
1.) None of them has made noise. I genuinely thought they were dead for a good while.
2.) The air was exactly three (3) degrees cooler, the sun was several centimeters off center in my rearview mirror, my coffee was lukewarm, and those idiots can not go one (1) minute without adding to my early gray hairs.

❤ 101M 9:36 • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

# Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Rumi (Yesterday at 11:49 PM)
Who the fuck ate my shrimp fried rice??

Welcome, Romance. We hope you brought cake. (August 24th, 2025)

Glad you're here Abby! (August 24th, 2025)

Baby has joined the party! (August 24th, 2025)

Romance (Today at 9:42 AM)
Girl, why did you message so late about shrimp fried rice??

Abby (Today at 9:43 AM)
bet u it was @Baby!

Baby (Today at 9:44 AM)
I didn't eat shit. Leave me out of this. (edited)

Rumi just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf. (August 24th, 2025)

Rumi (Today at 9:45 AM)
Did you really just edit your message to swear?

[Message #Demon Incorporation]

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

Who ate my shrimp fried rice! I had 2,502 grams of rice!

❤ 921K 9:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @RumiHuntrix

You literally finished complaining about your rice in the Discord!!

❤ 521.1K 9:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RumiHuntrix

YOU HAVE DISCORD?!?! AND YOU DIDN’T ADD ME!?!??!??

❤ 809M 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

No.
@BabySaja

Who the fuck counts the rice??

Ryu Rumi@RumiHuntrix

Who ate my shrimp fried rice! I had 2,502 grams of rice!

❤ 296K 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Why did I just hear Zoey scream from the practice room? (I’m not even in the same building as her??)

❤ 101M 9:55 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

UPDATE: I now know the reason. @RumiHuntrix, count your fucking days. We’ve been trying to convince you to get Discord for YEARS!

❤ 121M 9:59 AM • Aug 24, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @mimimira

We waited 6 YEARS! Demons did it in one week!!!

❤ 809M 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

@ilovemygirls How did you not know that you were Huntrix's PR manager for their entire career?

Bobby@ilovemygirls

Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???

❤ 572M 10:03 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @MysterySaja

In my defense, I didn’t know what my job entailed. Celine just stopped me on my way home from the store one day and was like, “Quit your 9-5, join my Kpop company.”

❤ 996M 10:04 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

there is no way that happened @CelineOfficial did this happen???

❤ 672K 10:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

replying to @AbbySaja

Yes, it’s real. Rumi was five when we met Bobby. I used her as leverage—I didn’t really have to; he dropped everything to become a manager.

❤ 104M 10:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

@mimimira Please stop blasting Animal I Have Become and Monster. I’m getting a migraine.

❤ 769K 10:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @CelineOfficial

That’s Zoey.

❤ 592M 10:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Chapter 4: The Mystery of Rumi's Changed Profile and Behavior

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Dispatch has joined the chat!
  • Romance discovering Rumi's missing shrimp fried rice!
  • Rumi not behaving like herself for a very specific reason!
  • Bobby forgetting to mention one itsy bitsy little important tidbit!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

Dispatch has been pretty quiet lately about us and the Saja Boys 🤔 @dispatchsns

❤ 914M 10:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025

korea dispatch
@dispatchsns

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

How are we supposed to explain this????

❤ 125K 10:52 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @dispatchsns

AI 🫵 AI USER!!!

❤ 962K 10:55 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

Alright, who changed my profile???

❤ 729M 11:07 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Group chat:Unknown

Today 9:12 AM

Unknown

Hey! I found your fried shrimp!

Rumi

WTF? How do you have my number? Which Saja Boy are you?

Unknown

Romance

Unknown

Our takeout boxes got swapped. No one’s touched it. Do you still want it? I can take it over.

Rumi changed the group name from Unknown to Romance Saja

Today 9:15 AM

Romance Saja

I thought you already had my number?

Rumi

Nope. I don't have any of your numbers saved.

Romance Saja

Not even Jinu's?

Rumi

Nope. Not even Jinu's. I don't have anybody's number saved. Their names are just their phone numbers.

Romance Saja

How do you know who's who then?

Rumi

I pray and hope for the best.

Romance Saja

Anyway, do you still want your shrimp fried rice?

Rumi

Yes.

Romance Saja

I’ll drop it off then.

Rumi

👍

Romance Saja

lol

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

@RumiHuntrix Please, for the love of everything out there, stop blasting Austin & Ally songs!

❤ 918M 11:15 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @mimimira

You can't stop me :)

❤ 729M 11:16 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @RumiHuntrix

😮

❤ 717.9K 11:16 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @RumiHuntrix

Who are you and what have you done with the real Rumi?

❤ 807K 11:17 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Why has @Zoeyyy_turtle been spamming me with messages about helping them? Help with what?

❤ 682.1K 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025

Ryu Rumi
@RumiHuntrix

replying to @CelineOfficial

Hello Maman.

❤ 729M 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

replying to @RumiHuntrix

😦 Oh hell nah! @ilovemy girls @JinuSaja @AbbySaja @MysterySaja @RomanceSaja @BabySaja @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle you’re all on your own!

❤ 682.1K 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @CelineOfficial

DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!

❤ 120M 11:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

I’m currently hiding. What the genuine fuck happened?! How is Rumi so terrifying?! She just sent emoticons!

❤ 709.7K 11:30 AM • 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

UPDATE: I’m currently hiding with everybody. It’s cramped. Send help.

Kim Jinu@JinuSaja

I’m currently hiding. What the genuine fuck happened?! How is Rumi so terrifying?! She just sent emoticons!

❤ 830.9K 12:17 PM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

Hello! Did I forget to mention that apparently Rumi is nesting? Romance (@RomanceSaja and I have been stuck in her nest for a while now. Just a heads up.

❤ 708.6K 12:23 PM • Aug 24, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

replying to @ilovemygirls

You did.

❤ 692.7K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

You did.

❤ 709.3K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

you did

❤ 801K 12:24 PM • Aug, 24, 2025

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

You did.

❤ 831K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

You did.

❤ 701K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @ilovemygirls

Bobby. You didn't say anything. And neither did Romance.

❤ 567M 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @ilovemygirls

Bobby! You're supposed to tell us these things!

❤ LIKES 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025

Notes:

Have I been working on this? No.

Have I been working on a Romance x Rumi + human au + Gwi-Ma is a human + Saja Boys have real names and personalities + Romance and Rumi are childhood best friends turned strangers + everyone thinks they're dating + fake relationship + "oh no the feelings turned real" because I think It'll be funny? Yes. 1000000%

idk a snippet of it :)

He swallows down a retort. He doesn't know. It was honest to God supposed to be a friendly kiss, platonic and nothing else. Except that didn't happen, and ever since this morning, his friends have been relentlessly teasing the ever-loving fuck out of him for finally confirming his relationship.

Oh. Yeah. Right. Everybody already thought he and Rumi were together-together and not just close friends. Everybody, including their respective friends, it seemed.

“Well?” Gwinam presses arms crossed, foot tapping against the white tiled floor. “Anything to say for yourself, Seungjae?”

“It,” he pauses for a beat, unsure how to properly explain himself, “it was supposed to be a friendly kiss?”

His CEO scoffs in disbelief. Seungjae cringes at how his response sounds to him. “A friendly kiss? What kind of friendly kiss involves your lips connecting with hers?”

“It was an accident!”

“Everything is always an accident with you two, isn't it?” Gwinam inquires, arms uncrossing just enough to pinch the bridge of his nose before they return to their previous stance. “You and Rumi have been getting into dating scandals more than anybody else. This isn't the first time Celine and I have had to fix PR problems you two have caused, whether it's by accident or on purpose doesn't matter. Not anymore.”

He doesn't like the sound of that—not a little bit.

Chapter 5: Spoiled

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Mira and Zoey's parents are mentioned!
  • Romance and Rumi!
  • Mira refuses to wear her eye contacts and glasses and suffers the consequences!
  • Rumi is spoiled (affectionate)!
  • Bobby handling all of the money (for a very good reason)!
  • horse

Chapter Text

I LOVE TURTLES

@Zoeyyy_turtle

Happy anniversary to my parents It’s not about their relationship, but the anniversary of the argument that should’ve made them divorce! Thanks, Dad, for yelling and accusing Mom of having an affair with the neighbor who was IN JAIL FOR 6 YEARS in front of the entire block while you had more kids with random women 🤪 somehow they’re still together 🙄 #pleasedivorce #getadivorce

❤ 100M 9:15 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

I know the feeling. Unfortunately, mine are still together. And I don’t even like EITHER of them.

❤ 978.9K 9:16 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

∾・⁙・ ღ ➵ ⁘ ➵ ღ ・⁙・∾

 

 

 

Romance

@RomanceSaja

???

❤ 709.9K 9:25 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jinu

@JinuSaja

replying to @RomanceSaja

What? What happened? Romance?!

❤ 705.3K 9:26 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Romance

@RomanceSaja

replying to @JinuSaja

Rumi (@RumiHuntrix) proposed to me with an actual engagement ring??

❤ 709.9K 9:27 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

replying to @RomanceSaja

I was drunk!! Plus, YOU PROPOSED TO ME FIRST?!?

❤ 200M 9:27 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO

@CelineOfficial

I need a drink because of @RomanceSaja and @RumiHuntrix, and their stupid decisions.

❤ 610.7K 9:34 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

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No.

@BabySaja

Just heard Celine yelling up a storm from down the block. How is that woman so loud?

❤ 871.4K 9:44 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Gym Bro 💪

@AbbySaja

replying to @BabySaja

wait, what happened????

❤ 607.7K 9:45 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Faceless

@MysterySaja

replying to @AbbySaja

1/2

Romance

@RomanceSaja

replying to @JinuSaja

Rumi (@RumiHuntrix) proposed to me with an actual engagement ring??

❤ 808.9K 9:46 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Faceless

@MysterySaja

replying to @AbbySaja @MysterySaja

2/2

Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

replying to @RomanceSaja

I was drunk!! Plus, YOU PROPOSED TO ME FIRST?!?

❤ 803.6K 9:46 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby

@ilovemygirls

I blame Celine for explaining that I am, in fact, the girl's PR manager. I could've had the day off to watch Zoey and Baby’s rap battle, but noooo, I have to draft up a statement about Rumi and Romance’s “relationship?” (Rumi @RumiHuntrix, please end things with him; you can do so much better.)

❤ 103.7K 9:53 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Romance

@RomanceSaja

?? What does this mean? I'm a perfectly good person to date!

❤ 809M 9:54 PM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

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Gym Bro 💪

@AbbySaja

why did i just see mira walk into a wall??

❤ 504M 8:17 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

I LOVE TURTLES

@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @AbbySaja

Because she's blinder than a bat. She doesn't want to wear her eye contacts, and she doesn't want to wear her glasses either. She doesn't even want to echolocate 🫤

❤ 980M 8:18 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @AbbySaja @Zoeyyy_turtle

1.) YOU lost my eye contacts when you accidentally packed them in your suitcase, and then your suitcase got lost and was never found!

 

2.) Rumi cleaned my glasses and then fucking misplaced them! She doesn't even remember taking them either!

 

3.) I CAN'T FUCKING ECHOLOCATE CHOI ZOEY! I'M NOT A FUCKING BELUGA WHALE!!!

❤ 709M 8:19 AM • Aug 28, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle @mimimira

I didn't lose your glasses! You chucked them out the window during a drive because “they kept falling” and never got them replaced!

❤ 670M 8:20 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO

@CelineOfficial

replying to @mimimira

Am I going to need to have another conversation with you about you not wanting to wear your eye contacts and glasses?

❤ 718M 8:23 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @CelineOfficial

You're not my mother. Get off my dick.

❤ 900M 8:24 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO

@CelineOfficial

replying to @mimimira

Mira, please take this back. We both know that you'll fold the moment Rumi pulls out her puppy dog eyes. Spare me (us) the view of watching you fold faster than a lawn chair.

❤ 718M 8:25 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

I LOVE TURTLES

@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @CelineOfficial

😮 woah

❤ 158.9K 8:25 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Jinu

@JinuSaja

I need to ask something @ilovemygirls 1.) Why is Rumi a brat? 2.) Who made her a beat?

❤ 409.7K 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby

@ilovemygirls

replying to @JinuSaja

Celine. That woman spoiled Rumi beyond belief. Rumi asked for a pony once when she was 7. I had to physically restrain Celine from going out and immediately buying one for her. Celine is weak whenever Rumi asks for something.

❤ 927.9M 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO

@CelineOfficial

replying to @ilovemygirls

Bobby, that was you. But yes, Rumi is a bit…spoiled because of us. Primarily me. I cannot be blamed. @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle you both spoil her too. I'd better not see anything on this conversation from either of you.

❤ 718M 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

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Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

🥺

❤ 890.1K 8:39 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix

No. You are not getting that goddamn horse Ryu Rumi.

❤ 419.7K 8:40 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

replying to @mimimira

🥺😖🤧

❤ 890.1K 8:41 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

I LOVE TURTLES

@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RumiHuntrix @mimimira

Hold strong, Mira! Don't give in! Don't fold like a lawn chair!

❤ 817.8K 8:42 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix @Zoeyyy_turtle

I'm losing. Lock my bank down. I'm gonna buy the horse.

❤ 917.9K 8:43 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

I'm gonna buy the horse.

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @RumiHuntrix @Zoeyyy_turtle

I'm losing. Lock my bank down. I'm gonna buy the horse.

❤ 997M 8:52 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby

@ilovemygirls

Why is there a horse in the living room?

❤ 687M 10:32 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Celine | CEO

@CelineOfficial

replying to @ilovemygirls

And this is why Bobby checks every single purchase any of us make.

❤ 975M 10:38 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

No.

@BabySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls @CelineOfficial

You guys can’t purchase your own things?

❤ 708.9K 10:39 • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @ilovmygirls @CelineOfficial BabySaja

Did you not just see me buy a fucking horse for Rumi?! We NEED the financial supervision.

❤ 917M 10:40 AM • Aug 29, 2025

 

 

 

 

Ryu Rumi

@RumiHuntrix

horse 🐎

❤ 996M 10:45 AM • Aug 29, 2025

Chapter 6: r/AmItheAsshole

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Jinu makes an AITA post on Reddit (spoiler alert, it goes straight to r/AmITheDevil)!
  • Actual unfortunate appearance of Mira's parents!
  • The Saja Boys and HUNTR/X bonding? The Saja Boys and HUNTR/X bonding!
  • Baby not knowing how to make someone stop crying!
  • The return of Abby, Romance, Baby, and Rumi's Discord server now featuring Mystery (seriously, that Discord server showed up ONE time in chapter 3 and then never showed up again)!
  • ??

INFO

I personally like the headcannon that Mira isn't her real name, but the name she chose—being the black sheep of the family, she wants to distance herself from them as much as possible, and legally changed her name the moment she could. Celine paid for the name change.

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TW

Implied/Referenced Child Abuse (Mira's parents are not explicitly stated to be abusive, but their actions are), Unwanted Arranged Marriage From Childhood, Betrothal Contracts.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

r/AmItheAsshole · 9hr. ago u/jinnie_dem_zek

AITA for exposing my best friend’s deepest darkest secret to her friends?

Asshole

I know the title sounds horrendous, trust me, I do! But please hear me out!

I’ve never posted anything before, and one of my friends told me to post here to get more responses.

So, I (M, 26) have a best friend, M (F, 23), whom I’ve known for almost two months. I recently started in this industry, but my friend has been here for 6 years now.

I found out about her secret by accident. I won’t go into specifics, but her secret matches mine, and we bonded over that - I guess it's called a trauma bond?

Her two closest friends, whom I’ll call A (F, 23) and E (F, 22), don’t know about M’s secret because, from what I’ve learned, M purposefully keeps it from them. She was ashamed of them.

Anyway, once I discovered her secret, M and I quickly became friends and started hanging out more. A and E didn’t seem entirely pleased that M befriended me, but never said anything.

Over the course of several weeks, I learned more and more about M and her upbringing—something that not even A and E knew about.

During a major milestone, I had two people impersonate her best friends and expose her secret in front of her actual friends—and countless other people.

She confronted me after an altercation had happened between her, A, and E. I told her that she’s just like me, and all we get to feel is our shame, and that people like us don’t get to be happy; we only get to wallow in our misery.

So, Reddit, am I the asshole?

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@Zoeyyy_turtle

Wonder who this could be 🧐🤨 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1n51obh/aitah_for_exposing_my_best_friends_deepest_darkest_secret/

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Come back home. Now.

To: [email protected]

Seong Yeongja, it’s time for this childish delusion to end. You’ve spent numerous years away from home, and we’ve allowed it for your sake, but we have grown tired of it.

You are twenty-three years old, Yeongja—you are grown enough to understand this family’s reputation and business. We are not going to hear any more excuses from you.

You will return home, and you will be wed to Jeon Eunwoo and Chaewoon’s oldest son, Chanwoon, as per our betrothal contract.

You and Chanwoo will be wed by September 7th. Please contact us before then if you request information on your soon-to-be husband and the expectations the Seong and Jeon families expect of you.

If you do not return home by September 4th (the 7th at the latest), we will use other methods to ensure you return home and fulfill your purpose in this world.

Do not disappoint us any more than you already have, Yeongja.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, refrain from calling yourself that ridiculous name when in our presence. That horrendous name “Mira” is unacceptable and only continues to cement this childish delusion further, and it will be immediately stopped.

Love,

Mother and Father

 

 

 

 

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Group chat:Unnamed

Today 6:07 PM

Mira added Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi, Zoey into Unnamed

Baby Saja

Seriously? Why did you add everyone?

Mira

rage room?

Rumi

Who was it?

Zoey

Your Mom? Dad? Brother? Extended family?!

Rumi

second..

Rumi

I’ll message Celine and see what she can do.

Mira

👍

Romance Saja

Wait, what are we talking about?

Zoey

Long story. All you need to know is her parents suck.

Abby Saja

I’ll go. Plus, I don’t think Rumi and Zoey will let you go anywhere without supervision.

Mira

you wouldn’t be wrong.

Jinu Saja

I’m shocked that Abby used proper capitalization and grammar.

Mystery Saja

I’ll go with you, too, Mira. I know a great rage room nearby. And yes, before you ask, I’ll buy you shrimp chips and a turtle plushie, Zoey.

Zoey

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Baby Saja

I’m gonna go with Rumi. I’ll let you guys know how the meeting goes.

Zoey

Make sure Rumi doesn’t push her emotions down. She’s gonna do that and then break down later on. If you see her doing that, send me a message.

Baby Saja

Will do.

 

 

 

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No.

@BabySaja

Does anyone know how to stop someone from crying?? Time-sensitive question!

❤ 802M 7:05 PM • Aug 30, 2025

 

 

 

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# Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Romance (Today at 7:31 PM)
@Baby @Rumi Where are you guys? And @Baby, what the genuine fuck was up with that tweet?

Baby (Today at 7:34 PM)
It’s fine. Everything is fine now.

Abby (Today at 7:34 PM)
what happened?

Swoooosh. Mystery just landed. (Today at 7:35 PM)

Mystery (Today at 7:35 PM)
Uhm. 2 questions: 1.) This is your Discord server? And 2.) Why did @Rumi add me?

Rumi (Today at 7:36 PM)
Sorry. I just needed to add you here.

Abby (Today at 7:37 PM)
what happened? rumi?

Romance (Today at 7:38 PM)
Rumi? What’s going on?

Baby (Today at 7:38 PM)
Give her some time. Jeez.

Mystery (Today at 7:39 PM)
How bad was the conversation?

Baby (Today at 7:39 PM)
It wasn't bad per se, but… it was a lot.

Romance (Today at 7:40 PM)
Did they say anything about what Mira told us about? The marriage contract thing??

Abby (Today at 7:40 PM)
oh, yeah. that thing.

Rumi (Today at 7:41 PM)
Celine managed to make the betrothal contract void under some law. I don't know all the logistics, but Mira's fine. She won't have to go back to them and won't have to be married to whatever his name is.

Romance (Today at 7:42 PM)
Oh, thank goodness. That's something good in this entire mess.

Mystery (Today at 7:43 PM)
@Baby Was your tweet about Rumi?

Baby (Today at 7:44 PM)
Yes. (edited)

Abby (Today at 7:44 PM)
rumi…

Rumi (Today at 7:45 PM)
It's fine. I’M fine. I'm perfectly okay. Don't worry about me, alright? Worry about Mira.

Romance (Today at 7:46 PM)
We can worry about you and Mira simultaneously, Rumi. This isn't some kind of competition about who needs to be worried over more. You two need someone to be worried over, and it just so happens we're speaking to you right now.

Mystery (Today at 7:46 PM)
Yes. This is not a competition. Accept our worry. Embrace the worry.

Rumi (Today at 7:46 PM)
Sounds like you guys are trying to steal my soul.

Abby (Today at 7:44 PM)
heheheheh 😉

[Message #Demon Incorporation]

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu

@JinuSaja

Beautiful night out here :) @mimimira don't eat all of your cotton candy

❤ 677M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025

@mimimira

replying to @JinuSaja

Shut up.

❤ 600M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES

@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @JinuSaja @mimimira

Don't let her fool you! She's smiling.

❤ 687M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025

 

 

 

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Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️

Today 2:07 AM

Members: Bobby, Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi 🐉, Mira 🐺, Zoey 🐢

Mira

Where's Rumi?

Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi 🐉, Mira 🐺, Zoey 🐢 are online

Notes:

You will not believe how many times I had to go back and make sure the damn Reddit thing worked for me. Originally, there were supposed to be comments, but I wasn't gonna type all that out.

Chapter 7: Anniversaries

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Bobby, the Saja Boys, and HUNTR/X being concerned!
  • Rumi :C
  • Rumi's own Reddit post
  • Another group chat!
  • Rumi's changed account (again)!

TW

References to Parental Death, Death, Feeling Like You Don't Deserve/Are Not Allowed to Grieve.

Chapter Text

Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️

Mystery Saja

What do you mean? Rumi should be in her bedroom.

Bobby

I checked on her when she didn’t respond to my messages or answer my calls. She’s not in her room. Her GPS is off too, or she took me off..

Zoey 🐢

Is that why I haven’t been able to see her location?? I thought my phone was bugging again!

Mira 🐺

Did you message Celine?

Bobby

She hasn't responded. I sent her messages, emails. I called her fourteen times! She hasn't responded.

Bobby

Did she leave anything behind for anyone? A letter? An email? A note? Something?

Mystery Saja

No. She hasn't sent anything to anyone. Not even to the Discord server.

Jinu Saja

You guys have a discord?!

Zoey 🐢

Where have you been when I posted fifteen tweets about Rumi having a Discord and not giving it to me or Mira?!

Mira 🐺

Will you guys focus.

Zoey 🐢

Sorry 😔

Jinu Saja

Sorry.

Baby Saja

If someone finds her, send a message and share your location.

Bobby

check her favorite places first and then check everywhere else

Abby Saja

u got it

 

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Mom

To: [email protected]

Hi.

It's me. Your daughter Ryu Rumi.

You don’t know me. The grown-up version of me, at least.

Maman always gets quiet and withdrawn whenever your death anniversary comes. She spends a lot of time at her computer and writes to you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko.

I asked her once years ago why she wrote to you, and she said that she did it to talk about memories and what you were like. Maman deletes them afterward because it apparently helps her get her emotions out or something similar along those lines.

I don't know why I'm writing this.

I've never done this before. I don't even know what to say or how to start this. But it seems to help Maman and…and I need some of that.

I don't know why I even got emotional today. I've never gotten like this before, not even on your death anniversaries. I'm sorry for that, Mom. I'm sorry that I don't cry. I'm sorry that I don't feel much of anything, unlike how Maman does.

I think Mira’s parents just…triggered (? Zoey says that's what it's called) something within me. I can't imagine ever treating a child like that, let alone my own. Maman never treated me like that, even when she became withdrawn and quiet. Something about their behavior just prompted me to think about how you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko would've behaved.

Sorry. I got off topic.

I still don't know what to say or ask or even think.

I really wish you were here, Mom. Dad and Auntie Kiyoko, too.

Sometimes I dream of a life with you guys still here, but it never feels right, and then I wake up feeling guilty over it. Any life where you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko are alive should make me happy, but all it does is hurt me.

Maman always told me stories growing up about you and Auntie Kiyoko. She told me how you and Dad met, but never gave me the full version—she doesn't know all of it, and I want to know.

I want to know how you met and fell in love with a demon. I want to know how that was even possible. I want to know how Dad didn't hear Gwi-Ma or get pulled back down whenever he demanded it.

There's so much I want to know and learn. There's so much Maman can't tell me either.

I miss you, but I'm angry. So so angry that you and Dad left me alone to figure things out. I'm angry that you and Dad left Maman to learn how to raise a baby who's also part demon. I'm so angry, and I hate that I'm angry. I don't want to be angry with you. I don't want to keep feeling like this. I don't want to keep waking up and feeling guilty because it doesn't feel right. I don't want to keep waking up and feeling angry because you and Dad died, and then Auntie Kiyoko died.

I don't want to keep feeling like this, but it feels almost impossible not to stop it now. Maman has tried putting me in therapy, but I always refused to go, and eventually she stopped trying to make me go. As a child, I never spoke to the therapists and just sat there looking around the room, waiting until the time ticked down and I could leave. Do I even deserve to grieve you? Dad? Auntie Kiyoko? I never met any of you.

Sorry. I keep getting off track. This is supposed to be about you, and yet here I am—making everything about me instead of focusing on you.

There are so many things I wanna ask like:

Were you and Dad really excited to have me, like Maman said?,p>

Did Dad really pick out my name?

What other names did you guys have picked out for me? Were there even other names?

How did Maman and Auntie Kiyoko react to the news?

Did I always have purple hair, or did it grow as I did?

Where did my purple hair come from? Dad? Is it because I'm a half-demon?

I don't know how to do this, Mom.

I don't know how to do anything, Mom. I feel so worthless and useless sometimes, and I don't know how to stop it.

I wish you and Dad were here. You could've helped me figure this out, right?

This is probably wishful thinking.

I'm sorry. I think I've written too much for one email.

I love you.

I love you so much, even though I've never known the real you. I hope that wherever you are that you love me back just as much.

Love,

Your daughter—Rumi

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r/TrueOffMyChest · 2min. ago u/goldokayishmimi

I don't feel like I deserve/am allowed to grieve my parents and aunt.

I've never posted on any subreddits before. I'm not even sure what I'm expecting from this, probably nothing, hopefully some random internet strangers giving me help?

So I (23F) have never met my biological parents. My mother died in an accident when I was around 3 months old, and my father died in another accident when I was 8 months old, leaving me with no memories of them of my own.

My aunt (45F), whom I'll call C (not blood related, she was just an extremely close friend to my biological mother), helped my father raise me until he passed too. My other aunt (the same situation as my other aunt with my mother), whom I'll call Ki (??F), helped raise me until she passed away in a work incident when I was 2 or 3 years old.

Ever since then, my aunt C has been raising me alone. I'm not entirely sure about the legal mumbo jumbo, but she's legally my guardian, apparently, my parents put her down in their wills as someone I could go to if something ever happened to them?

For years, I've seen my aunt grieve my parents, and for years, I'd try to take her mind off of it. As a child, I used to draw pictures of me and her, and she'd always laugh and smile and hang them on the fridge. Over the years, those drawings disappeared, and I never saw them again. I still don't know where they went.

Every time their death anniversaries come (only 2 and 5 months apart), my aunt gets quiet and withdrawn and stays at her computer for a while. I asked one day when I was 10, and she told me that every year she writes those emails and then deletes them as some form of therapy; it's similar to burning letters.

I understand why my aunt does it, and I help her write some emails on occasion whenever I'm not busy with work. And recently, today, I also wrote an email to my parents and late aunt, and I feel… I don't know, for some reason it feels wrong?

I don't feel like I'm allowed or deserve to grieve either of them. I never met them and don't have memories of them, as my aunt does. I don't even know what my father's voice sounds like because, unlike my mother and Ki, he never recorded anything. I don't feel like this is acceptable for me.

I've never told anybody this before, and it just feels wrong now that I've written an email to my mother.

My aunt has the right in the world to grieve and send them emails, but I don't feel like I do..

It feels wrong for someone like me, who's never met them, to feel like I should grieve.

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Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️

Today 3:21 AM

Bobby added S. Celine into Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️

Mystery Saja

Why haven't you been answering anybody’s messages or calls? We've been attempting to get in touch with you for a while now.

S. Celine

Sorry. I've been preoccupied with something. Don't worry, though.

Zoey 🐢

Don't worry, she says! How can we NOT be worried?! Rumi is missing! We can't find her!

S. Celine

Rumi is okay, Zoey. She's currently sleeping beside me.

Bobby

Rumi is sleeping? Safe? Thank God!

Mira 🐺

What do you mean by beside you?

S. Celine sent an attachment to Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️

S. Celine

She's okay. She experienced a mental breakdown of sorts. She's okay. You can come see her in the morning. Please don't disrupt her sleep; it took a while for her to fall asleep like this.

Romance Saja

A mental breakdown? What triggered it?

S. Celine

It's not a fact, just an assumption, but I believe it had something to do with Mira's parents. No, I will not elaborate. That is something Rumi must come to terms with and say aloud herself without interference from me or anyone else.

Abby Saja

but she's okay, right?

Baby Saja

Celine literally confirmed that Rumi is okay. Pay attention, you dumbass.

Jinu Saja

Hey. Cool it with the swearing, Baby. I get that you're worried, but that doesn't mean you get to start swearing like usual. This is a serious moment.

Baby Saja

I'm not fucking worried, Jinu. I'm perfectly fine.

Mystery Saja

You were literally biting your fingernails and checking your phone and searching all of Rumi's favorite places not even five minutes ago.

Zoey 🐢

As long as Rumi is okay, I'm fine. All this excitement and adrenaline kinda wore off. Mira?

Mira 🐺

I'm going. You all stay safe. Celine, I expect updates on Rumi and her mental health later

S. Celine

You will. I'll update you guys in the morning. Promise. Get some rest. Everybody needs it

 

 

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Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

@CelineOfficial 💜

❤ 998M 2:07 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

rumi??? what does this mean??

❤ 761.9K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @RyuDragon

Did you change your profile picture?

❤ 541M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @RyuDragon

When and why did you change your handle?

❤ 698M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Why did you tag Celine?

❤ 157M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2015

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Rumi?

❤ 319M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Why did you change your account’s layout?

❤ 501K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @RyuDragon

What does this mean? I don't understand.

❤ 419.3K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

💜💙

Ruuuummmmi@RyuDragon

@CelineOfficial 💜

❤ 975M 2:09 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

I feel like I'm missing something important.

❤ 479M 2:10 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Chapter 8: Joyfulness. Sorrowfulness.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Celine and Rumi's conversation (the beginning text portion between them happened during the last chapter - Rumi posted the photos at the end after this conversation)!
  • Brief appearance from Rumi's horse!
  • The return of Rumi's uncharacteristic behavior!
  • Zoey blaming Jinu!
  • The Demon Incorporation Discord!
  • The Saja Boys (Abby, Mystery, Romance, and Baby) have offically been given names (that will only be used in the aforementioned Discord)!
  • Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi being close friends!
  • Mira having beef with Jinu!
  • Zoey's older brother (I gave her a brother)!
  • Movie night!
  • the return

TW

References to Domestic Violence, References to Past Abuse, References/Discussion of Sibling Abuse, Very Lightly Implied Panic Attack (Zoey has one after she gets the email, but it's not described or mentioned)

Chapter Text

Group chat:Mom #2

Today 8:07 AM

Rumi

Maman can I ask you something?

Rumi

It's something important.

Mom #2

Rumi? What is it, baby? What happened? Is it something bad?

Rumi

It's not anything bad. At least I don't think so. It depends entirely on your viewpoint of it, but…

Mom #2

Rumi what's going on? You're worrying me, chérie.

Rumi

Please don't interrupt me, Maman. I'd like to ask you something, but I need to express it in its entirety.

Mom #2

Okay. Of course, chérie.

Rumi

Thank you.

Rumi

You remember when I was younger and I drew pictures of you and me? I know you do.

Rumi

But I need to know.

Rumi

I really do Maman. I need to know what happened to them. Why did they disappear one day, and I never saw them again.

Rumi

I need to know what you did with the others that I drew. I need to know where they ended up.

Rumi

I need to know if you threw them out. I need to know the reason.

Rumi

I need to know the reason, Maman. I need to know, and I don't care if it's bad, mean, or it’ll hurt me or whatever. I need to know what happened to them.

Rumi

Please just tell me.

Rumi

Please just tell me the honest truth.

Rumi

Did you throw them away?

Mom #2

Oh ma douce fille.

Mom #2

I knew this day would come. I knew you'd eventually ask.

Rumi

?

Mom #2 sent an attachment to

Rumi

Maman? Are these… my drawings?

Mom #2

Yes.

Mom #2

I never threw away your drawings, ma douce fille. I couldn't ever imagine doing that.

Mom #2

I moved them into a secure location to make sure I'd never lose them or have anything happen to them.

Mom #2

I never want anything to happen to your drawings, never in a million years, mon chéri.

Mom #2

I'm so sorry if you thought I threw them away. I'm so sorry I never gave you any other impression. I'm so sorry I didn't tell you sooner.

Mom #2

How long have you thought I threw them away? How long? I need to know.

Rumi

I don't know when I genuinely began feeling like this, but I know it's been years.

Rumi

I never asked you outright because I was scared.

Rumi

I was scared that you'd confirm my biggest fears. I was scared that you'd confirm that you threw them away.

Mom #2

I'd never throw anything away from you.

Rumi

You threw away Mr. Dirt Maman.

Mom #2

...

Mom #2

Rumi Mr. Dirt was a worm.

Rumi

And? You still threw him away 😭

Mom #2

I'll get you another worm.

Rumi

And ice cream?

Mom #2

And ice cream.

Rumi

😋 Thank you Maman.

Mom #2

I spoil you too much.

Rumi

You do.

Rumi

Can I talk with you later about some things? I wanna know some things about Mom, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko.

Rumi

And you.

Mom #2

Okay. Okay. Whatever you want to know, mon chéri.

Mom #2

But let me ask, where is this coming from? Does it have to do with a couple of hours ago?

Rumi

Yes. But I don't wanna talk about it over the phone. Are you free right now?

Mom #2

I'm always free for you ma douce fille.

Mom #2

Whatever you have to ask, I'll answer. I'll prepare some tissues for you, okay?

Rumi

Okay.

Rumi

Love you 💜

Mom #2

I love you too mon chéri.

Mom #2

💜💙

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

@RyuDragon Why is there a worm on your horse?

❤ 879M 5:17 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @mimimira

ask maman

❤ 995M 5:18 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @RyuDragon

Who are you? What have you done with Rumi? Rumi has never used lowercase before!!!

❤ 761.8K 5:18 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

 

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I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

@JinuSaja What did you do??? 🧐

❤ 770M 5:19 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

??? I didn't do anything!!

❤ 561.4K 5:20 PM • Aug 31, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @JinuSaja

😐 Don't lie to me.

❤ 770M 5:21 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

???

❤ 561.4K 5:22 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

 

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# Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Romance (Today at 5:31 PM)
@Rumi Hello? Who are you? What have you done with the real Rumi?

Rumi (Today at 5:32 PM)
what? im still me.

Abby (Today at 5:33 PM)
youre texting like me!!

Baby (Today at 5:34 PM)
You're creeping everybody out, Rumi.

Mystery (Today at 5:35 PM)
I just saw Bobby on the phone. I think he's calling an exorcist.

Rumi (Today at 5:35 PM)
for who? you or me?

Romance (Today at 5:36 PM)
Who are you???

Abby (Today at 5:37 PM)
woah 😮

Baby (Today at 5:37 PM)
Aww hell nah! (edited)

Mystery (Today at 5:38 PM)
Did you seriously just edit out where you asked if Jinu asked demons to impersonate Rumi?

Romance (Today at 5:39 PM)
He does that a lot. He edits his messages and then gaslights everybody into thinking that's what he always sent. Abby has an entire folder filled with screenshots of what Baby sent.

Rumi (Today at 5:40 PM)
y'know ive never asked before, but do you guys have real names?

Abby (Today at 5:41 PM)
we do! we have real names, but we're not telling you until you tell us what's going on with you.

Rumi (Today at 5:42 PM)
nothing's happened. I just had a really productive conversation with maman earlier that helped me… heal? yeah, heal a little bit.

Mystery (Today at 5:42 PM)
What kind of conversation?

Baby (Today at 5:43 PM)
Probably something good. Is it personal?

Rumi (Today at 5:44 PM)
yes.

Romance (Today at 5:44 PM)
Alright. We won't ask until you're ready to share. But since you've shared, I guess it's time we share too. My name's Lee Daehyuk.

Baby (Today at 5:45 PM)
Hwang Youngjae.

Mystery (Today at 5:46 PM)
I'm named Park Woohyuk.

Abby (Today at 5:47 PM)
moon byungho!

Rumi (Today at 5:50 PM)
so, is jinu is real name or is that just the name he goes by?

Baby (Today at 5:50 PM)
That's his real name.

Baby (Today at 5:51 PM)
I'm not one to beg or plead or anything like that, but @Rumi I'm quite literally begging here. Please do not tell anybody about our real names. No one knows them—not even Jinu. Please keep it to yourself. This is the one thing we were allowed to keep from our human lives before we served Gwi-Ma. Promise us.

Rumi (Today at 5:53 PM)
I promise. I won't say anything. Your names are safe with me.

Romance (Today at 5:54 PM)
Thank you. Truly.

Abby (Today at 5:55 PM)
why dont we hang out together? just the 5 of us?

Mystery (Today at 5:56 PM)
Just us?

Abby (Today at 5:56 PM)
just us

Rumi (Today at 5:57 PM)
where?

Baby (Today at 5:58 PM)
I have the perfect place. Trust me on this, guys. It's perfectly safe and legal.

Romance (Today at 5:59 PM)
We're all either going to jail or dying because Youngjae’s suggestions or never legal or safe.

Baby (Today at 6:00 PM)
My suggestions are always legal and safe.

Abby (Today at 6:00 PM)
🤨

Mystery (Today at 6:01 PM)
Don't delude yourself, Youngjae.

Rumi (Today at 6:01 PM)
your ideas will get us arrested, murdered, or cancelled.

Baby (Today at 6:02 PM)
All of you guys are just haters. Now shut up and get in the car.

[Message #Demon Incorporation]

 

 

 

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Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

@AbbySaja @MysterySaja @RomanceSaja @BabySaja You guys are idiots. But you're my idiots 🧡

❤ 983M 7:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

you too

❤ 659.2K 7:42 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

My favorite idiots 🩵

❤ 519.6K 7:43 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Who are you calling an idiot you dummy.

❤ 571.5K 7:44 PM • Aug 31, 2025

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Everyone here is stupid. You guys are just less stupid 🫠

❤ 901M 7:45 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

What kind of sorcery is this?! Who convinced Baby to use emojis?? What happened during this outing?? And why wasn't I invited!?

❤ 907.8K 7:49 PM • Aug 31, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @JinuSaja

Because no one likes you. Hope this helps you.

❤ 100B 7:50 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Can we meet?

To: [email protected]

Hey

It's me.

I know that we haven't been in contact for years. I'm sorry about how our last conversation ended. You were a kid and didn't understand the circumstances of Mom and Dad’s divorce. I shouldn't have forced you to choose sides when you didn't know anything about what happened.

I'm sorry about how I treated you towards the end. I should've been more mature about my reactions. You never deserved that. I always knew it.

I'll understand if you want absolutely nothing to do with me. I won't blame or fault you if you decide to never want to respond or acknowledge this. I just needed to say it to you.

There's no ulterior motive or something like that. I'm trying to be honest here. I spent years working on fixing myself in therapy just to even begin to think about contacting you.

You've grown so much in the past couple of years. I'm so sorry that I missed an insane amount of things for you. You being a trainee, your debut, your concerts, everything that you've ever done.

I'm sorry if my contacting you dragged up old memories you want to forget. That wasn't my intention.

If you're up for it, can we meet? There's a place that lets you feed turtles. You still like them, right?.

You don't have to accept if you don't want to. You can just delete this and I'll understand.

But if you've gotten to this point, thank you for taking time out of your day to read this.

Even from afar, I'll still be cheering you on, Zo.

Love,

Daesung, your brother.

 

 

 

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Today 8:25 PM

Turtle

GUYS!!!

Turtle

GUYS!!!

Turtle

GUYS!!!

Turtle

GUYS!!!

Turtle

GUYS!!!

Turtle

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT

Turtle

IM FRELSING OUT FUYS I THINK IM SHAKING

Better in Pink

Zoey. Relax. You're okay. Take deep breaths. Rumi?

Rumi

Already tracking her location. She's at the penthouse in her room.

Better in Pink

Good./p>

Better in Pink

Zoey. Are you calm? Can you text?

Turtle

I'm okay now

Turtle

Sorry for worrying you guys

Rumi

Don't apologize for that, Zoey. You're allowed to freak out.

Rumi

What happened?

Better in Pink

Do you think that you can share it?

Turtle

My older brother emailed me

Better in Pink

You have an older brother too?

Turtle

Yeah

Rumi

Why didn't you ever mention him before?

Turtle

Because he wasn't a good person. To me at least

Better in Pink

What did he do?

Turtle

Don't make me answer that. I won't be able to stop explaining. I'm gonna vent

Rumi

Then vent. Neither of us will interrupt until you say you're done. Whenever you're ready to vent, just type, and we'll wait for you to finish.

Turtle

I don't know how to start. I'm gonna ramble.

Better in Pink

Go ahead.

Turtle

Okay, so as you guys just found out, I have an older brother. His name is Daesung. He's about nine years older than me.

Turtle

Daesung was the moderator of our parents' arguments whenever they started getting too verbally abusive and physical to one another. Them getting physical happened rarely, so don't worry about that, okay? I never witnessed much of their arguments because I was always kept in my room.

Turtle

I'm not sure what it was about me, but for whatever reason, Daesung never liked me. He never liked me as a baby, and as I grew older, I think he began to resent me. I still don't know the reason why.

Turtle

Our parents were more focused on fighting to notice when he began hitting me and shouting at me for every little thing I did. I couldn't even walk without him shouting or shoving me into the wall.

Turtle

He wasn't violent or mean to anyone else. Just me. I have some ideas about why he resented me, such as:

Turtle

1.) He didn't want another sibling

Turtle

2.) He knew I was the “let's have a baby to save our marriage” baby and hated me for prolonging the divorce

Turtle

3.) Our parents constantly arguing and threats of divorce (and never going through with them for years) made him aggressive, but he only took it out on me

Turtle

His mental health was struggling, and the only thing he could control was his actions and behavior (??)

Turtle

Anyway! I don't wanna get into too much of what he did, but to sum it all up, he was just verbally, emotionally, and sometimes physically with me, y'know, like badmouthing me to anyone who'd listen and name-calling and yelling

Turtle

He was just always so goddamn angry, and he always took it out on me. He somehow got even worse throughout the divorce and especially whenever I had to fly to my Mom's place in Seoul from Burbank and vice versa

Turtle

I didn't have to see him much after he turned 18, and he got to choose where he'd live (he chose our Dad's place in Burbank). I was thankful for that.

Turtle

What he did is still following me around everywhere, but I'm getting better!

Turtle

Promise!

Turtle

He sent an email to me earlier. I panicked when I saw his name, and all those bad memories just kinda resurfaced.

Better in Pink

What did he want?.

Turtle

He wanted to meet. And I can't do it.

Turtle

I can't face him. Not now, not ever. I just can't do it.

Turtle

I feel so guilty that I don't want to meet him.

Rumi

You never have to meet with someone who's hurt you. You don't have to meet people who've caused you physical, mental, emotional (or whatever else) harm. You don't owe him anything, Zoey. You don't owe him your time or your attention. You need to think about what you want and what you can handle. If you really want to meet him, then it's your choice, but Mira and I will be going for emotional support and to get you away from him as fast as possible if something happens. No argument.

Rumi

If you don't want to, then you don't have to. No one can tell you what to choose because this is something that is either going to give you closure or hurt you, and we have to let you make that choice on your own.

Turtle

I can't do it. I just can't. I know if I see his face, then I'm never going to see anything but him for a while.

Better in Pink

That settles it then. You don't wanna go? You don't go. We'll have a movie night. You pick. I'll even watch those dumb Fast & Furious movies for you.

Turtle

Really?

Better in Pink

Really.

Turtle

Rumi?

Rumi

...

Rumi

Fine. I'll let you color my patterns.

Turtle

🥹

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Movie night 🎥🍿

❤ 917M 11:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @mimimira

🫶

❤ 871M 11:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025

 

 

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: I know what you're doing. Don't make me expose it. Respond to Father.

To: [email protected]

31082025.mp4 (171.4 MB)

Mother and Father are not pleased that your friend has broken your betrothal contract. You know how Mother and Father are, Yeongja. You have seventy-two hours to respond.

I have more if you choose to not comply.

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Just when you think you’re finally free. I'm back in the fucking building again!

❤ 100B 12:07 AM • Sep 1, 2025

Chapter 9: Anger.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Zoey's journal entry!
  • Zoey lashing out!
  • More Saja Boys and Rumi bonding!
  • Baby being cryptic!

INFO

Zoey's lashing out is the result of her brother's email—it brought back old memories of his abuse. Because Zoey is angry, she lashes out at the closest person, which unfortunately happens to be Rumi. Once Zoey takes a while to cool down and think about what happens, she goes to apologize.

The Discord portion happens immediately after Zoey and Rumi's argument.

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TW

Feelings of wanting your tormentor/abuser dead, Conflicting feelings regarding your tormentor/abuser, References to Sibling Abuse, References to Drug Addiction, Anger Wrongfully Directed at an Innocent Party, Implied Past Self-Harm (Rumi, Baby), Thoughts of Relapsing, Feeling Weak Because of Thoughts of Relapsing - this is probably all for this chapter. Do let me know if I have to add more.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

 

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A photo of a turtle on a skateboard.

missing home
can you really miss something you never had in the first place?
A photo of a cat sleeping next to an iPhone with headphones plugged into its ears. Zoe
14h 42m

A photo of the album cover of ‘I Love You So’ by The WaltersI Love You So
The Walters

A photo of the album cover of ‘Like Him’ by Tyler, The CreatorLike Him
Tyler, The Creator

A photo of the album cover of ‘Passenger’ by Noah KahanPassenger
Noah Kahan

A photo of the album cover of ‘You’re Somebody Else’ by flora cashYou’re Somebody Else
flora cash

A photo of the album cover of ‘The Gold’ by Manchester OrchestraThe Gold
Manchester Orchestra

A photo of the album cover of ‘Indigo (feat. Avery Anna)’ by Sam BarberIndigo (feat. Avery Anna)
Sam Barber

A photo of the album cover of ‘Atlantis’ by SeafretAtlantis
Seafret

 

 

 

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Entry #76

Daesung contacted me today.

What am I supposed to feel? Anger? Fear? Gratefulness? I don’t know what I’m supposed to feel. I never know what to feel.

He’s in therapy. He’s getting better. He’s getting help.

I should be thankful about that, right? I should be grateful that Daesung is finally getting the help he’s always needed, right?

I should feel something other than this anger, right? I shouldn’t be feeling angry, right? Especially not the kind of anger that makes me want him dead, right?

What kind of person am I? Wanting him dead? He’s family! He’s my only brother! At least from Mom. I shouldn’t want him dead. I shouldn’t want him dead. I shouldn’t!

But that’s all I’ve been feeling lately. I know he was struggling growing up, but what did I do?

What did I do to deserve everything he did to me?

What did I do to deserve every bruise and screaming and shoving from him?

What did I do to deserve him locking me in closets?

What did I do to deserve him being physical with me?

What did I do to deserve him hating me the way he did?

What did I do that was so wrong to him other than being born?

I know I should be grateful he’s still alive after getting hooked on painkillers and other things and is finally getting better, I should be beyond grateful, but I’m not.

All I feel whenever I think about him is fear.

Fear that he would shout at me again. Fear that he would get physical with me again. Fear that he would start getting more violent every time he went out and came back, stumbling in through the door. I was scared the drugs would finally make him snap at me.

I can’t look back at my childhood without fear. Half of my memories are just gone. I don’t remember anything from the moment I could start remembering until I was 9, when our parents finally divorced, and I didn’t have to see him as much.

I’m so fucking angry at him, at our parents, at myself for still feeling like this. My therapist says it’s normal and that healing isn’t linear, but it feels wrong to hate him. He was suffering just like I was.

But every time I think about him, I get angry, and it scares me. I don’t want to be angry at him forever; it doesn’t feel right to still be so angry at him when he’s trying to get better.

He’s trying to get better, and I’m still wishing him dead.

I don’t know what to do, but I’m sure I’ll eventually figure it out.

Signing out for now!

✧ Zoey

 

 

 

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Group chat:Dragon Demonling

Today 12:37 AM

Hatchling

Zoey? Hey, are you okay?

Zoey

Yeah. I’m fine. Why?

Hatchling

Because I can hear you sniffling from the kitchen.

Hatchling

What’s going on? Did something happen?

Zoey

I hate you.

Hatchling

Me?

Zoey

Yes! You!

Hatchling

What did I do? Let me fix it.

Zoey

Leave it.

Hatchling

Why?

Hatchling

Look. Zoey, I love and cherish you more than anyone (don’t tell Mira I said that she’ll literally behead me), and I understand that you’re probably lashing out because something happened, but I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what’s going on.

Hatchling

Tell me what’s going on, Zoe. I’m here. We’re supposed to be together.

Zoey

How can we be together if you’re nothing but a liar, Rumi?!

Zoey

You’re always lying! About your fucking patterns! About your feelings! About EVERYTHING!

Zoey

You’re such a fucking liar, Ryu Rumi. I don’t know how anyone puts up with it. I don’t know how Mira or I put up with your fucking bullshit for so long!

Zoey

Just leave me the fuck alone Rumi!

Today 4:28 AM

Zoey

I’m sorry.

Zoey

I’m so sorry Rumi.

Zoey

I was just frustrated about everything that happened earlier. It wasn’t your fault. I don’t hate you either.

Zoey

I’m so goddamn sorry for how I acted. You didn’t deserve that. I know you’re trying so hard to make up for all the lying you did. I’m sorry I threw it back in your face.

Zoey

Rumi?

Zoey

Hello?

Zoey

Rumi unnie?

This number has been deactivated.

 

 

 

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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real ones 😎)

Today 4:31 AM

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira! Answer me!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Holds The Brain

Zoey, I’m kind of busy right now.

Holds The Brain

I’m with Celine. We’re finishing legal paperwork. Can this wait?

Loses The Brain

Mira I fucked up!

Loses The Brain

I fucked up really bad, Mira! So fucking bad!

Holds The Brain

What?

Holds The Brain

What happened? What the hell did you do, Zoey?

Loses The Brain sent an attachment.

Loses The Brain

I fucked up so bad!

Loses The Brain

How do I fix this??

Loses The Brain

Mira, how the fuck do I fix this?!

Holds The Brain

What the hell Choi Zoey?!

Holds The Brain

Why did you say that?!?

Loses The Brain

I know! You don’t have to make me feel more guilty than I already feel!

Loses The Brain

How do I fix this?!?

Holds The Brain

I don’t know.

Holds The Brain

Look, Celine’s calling me back. We’ll discuss this when I get back.

Loses The Brain

But what about Rumi?

Holds The Brain

Rumi’s fine. She’s probably with Bobby or the Saja Boys.

Holds The Brain

Just stay in your room until I get back. And for the love of whatever you believe, do NOT engage in anything from the Saja Boys!

Loses The Brain

Ok.

 

 

 

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# Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Rumi (Today at 12:52 M)
@Romance @Mystery @Baby @Abby Are you guys free right now? I need you.

Baby (Today at 12:52 AM)
What happened?

Romance (Today at 12:53 AM)
Rumi? What's going on?

Mystery (Today at 12:53 AM)
What do you need from one of us?

Abby (Today at 12:54 AM)
Scale of 1 to 10, how bad?

Rumi (Today at 12:54 AM)
Try 160.

Baby (Today at 12:55 AM)
Shit. Okay. Where are you? Is there anything sharp wherever you are?

Rumi (Today at 12:55 AM)
Our spot. Hunting knife. Fighting the urge right now.

Mystery (Today at 12:55 AM)
We're going. Try and keep fighting it.

Rumi (Today at 12:58 AM)
I don't think I can. God, I'm so fucking weak right now.

Abby (Today at 12:58 AM)
NEVER FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN! You are not fucking weak, Ryu Rumi! You're struggling, and that's okay. If you relapse, we're right here, we're not going anywhere. You can push us away, but we're not going anywhere. You relapse, we'll be right by your side.

Romance (Today at 12:58 AM)
You're not weak for struggling, Rumi. You're not weak for thinking about it. You're not weak. You're strong. You've been fighting to keep yourself from relapsing for a long time. This isn't going to make you weak or set you back. You're gonna get through this and be stronger than ever.

Baby (Today at 1:00 AM)
I don't say it often or much or at all, but I'm really fucking proud of you. You're not listening to demons—literal or figurative—and you haven't sold your soul to GwI-Ma to make the pain go away like I did. You're so unbelievably strong that it scares me sometimes. Funny, isn't it? A demon being scared about how strong you are, and it has nothing to do with you being a hunter.

Rumi (Today at 1:01 AM)
Thank you, Youngjae. I don't think I'm ready to talk about it just yet, but… wanna go to that trampoline park Woohyuk’s been talking about?

Mystery (Today at 1:01 AM)
Yes.

Romance (Today at 1:03 AM)
You do know that we aren't letting you out of our sight for a while, right?

Rumi (Today at 1:03 AM)
I know.

Abby (Today at 1:04 AM)
We're also telling Bobby about this. No argument.

Rumi (Today at 1:04 AM)
I know.

Baby (Today at 1:08 AM)
I love you guys.

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Here! The PDF file Youngjae found.

To: [email protected]

Attached: HowToHelpaFriend.pdf (108 KB)

This email contains no message.

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

@Zoeyyy_turtle Thanks a lot. Really. Truly appreciate it 🙃

❤ 876.8K 5:17 AM • Sep 1, 2025

 

 

 

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Notes:

This one's pretty short.

Originally, the Zoerumi and Discord portions were going to be longer, but I think I might have triggered myself with it :(

I shortened it for this one, but I might expand it later down the line, who knows.

The legal paperwork Celine and Mira are doing is in regards to the previous chapter when Mira's brother sent the email.


Why the fuck did this become so angsty!! :(

This chapter was supposed to be about the Saja Boys and the girls having "therapy" (venting) in a chat with Bobby, but I scrapped it—or at least a majority of it.

Chapter 10: Apologies.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Celine and Mystery interact!
  • Jinu being kept out of the loop!
  • Tired Dad Bobby!
  • Zoey's journal entry pt. ii
  • The Saja Boys find out what happened!
  • Zoey apologizes!
  • Mira and Zoey finally get Rumi's Discord!

TW

Very Lightly Implied Past Sibling Abuse, References to Self-Harm

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Group chat:Mom #2

Today 5:17 AM

Mom #2

Rumi!

Mom #2

Rumi, please answer my calls!

Mom #2

Rumi!

Mom #2

Respond to these messages please!

Mom #2

I just got off the phone with Zoey. What happened between you two? I couldn't understand her through her sobbing.

Mom #2

Rumi?!

Mom #2

You're worrying me here fille chérie!

Mom #2

If you don't want to speak, at least please just let me know that you're safe.

Rumi

Hello Ms. Celine! This is Mystery Saja from the Saja Boys.

Mom #2

Mystery? Why do you have Rumi's phone? What's happening?

Rumi

Rumi is currently here with us. Us being Abby, Myself, Romance, and Baby.

Rumi

Rest assured that she is fine. We had an incident earlier, sometimes at midnight. Can I contact you from my personal number?

Mom #2

+8288092909 is my number. Contact me here Mystery.

Rumi

Thank you Ms. Celine.

 

 

 

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Group chat:Ms. Celine

Today 5:27 AM

Mystery

Hello. This is Ms. Celine's phone number, correct? I haven't accidentally mistyped your number, right?

Ms. Celine

Yes Mystery. This is my phone number.

Mystery

Good. Let me explain what happened, as far as my understanding goes. Rumi has yet to tell us.

Mystery

From what we know, Rumi and Zoey had a one-sided argument sometime around 12:30 AM. Rumi has yet to properly explain what exactly this argument entailed, but it hurt her. Deeply.

Mystery

Before I continue I must know.

Mystery

Do you know what Rumi has done throughout her childhood? If so, how much?

Ms. Celine

Are you referencing her cutting?

Mystery

Ah so you do know. Please don’t blame her. She was overwhelmed.

Ms. Celine

Mystery. Be honest. Did she relapse?

Mystery

Thankfully no. But she thought about it.

Ms. Celine

Where are all of you right now? Should I go pick you up?

Mystery

That would be wonderful. Please do. We walked here at 5 something AM. Thank you.

Ms. Celine

Send me your location and I’ll go pick you up.

Mystery sent a location.

Ms. Celine

How did you guys WALK all the way over there?! And at FIVE AM?! What are you? Insane?!?

Mystery

Apologies. But Rumi needed it.

Ms. Celine

I know. Thank you for looking out for her. Don’t apologize for that. I’ll be there in an hour. Do you want me to pick up some food? Only breakfast.

Mystery

They said yes. Romance, and I would like pancakes. Abby would like waffles. Baby and Rumi would like French toast.

Ms. Celine

Oh great. I have two French toast lovers now.

Mystery

Rumi has always liked French toast?

Ms. Celine

Yes. That’s all she wanted between the ages of three and eight. I’ll be offline for a while. I’ll call when I’m there.

Mystery

Okay. Thank you.

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

@MysterySaja @RyuDragon @RomanceSaja @AbbySaja @CelineOfficial Wonderful day innit?

❤ 987M 5:49 AM • Sep 1, 2025

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @BabySaja

Just because you heard ONE British person doesn’t mean you get to speak like one. Knock it off, or I’m having Rumi eat your ice cream.

❤ 781.6K 5:50 AM • Sep 1, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @BabySaja @MysterySaja

🤤 ice cream

❤ 879M 5:51 AM • Sep 1, 2025

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

What did I wake up to? Trampoline parks? Baby is British now?? Baby was cryptic?? What is going on in the House of HUNTR/X?? What is going on in MY house??

❤ 568.7K 6:04 AM • Sep 1, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @JinuSaja

Why is there always something going on?? Can I get a 2-minute break before one of you guys does something ridiculous and/or stupid? I love my girls, but why are they always getting into these situations?!

❤ 769.6K 6:05 AM • Sep 1, 2025

 

 

 

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Entry 76 .con

I messed up.

I messed up so fucking bad.

I messed everything up. I ruined EVERYTHING!!

I’m just like them

Why did I even say that? Why did I say that to Rumi?

She didn’t do anything wrong. Why did I lash out at her? She was only checking in on me!

I ruined our friendship!

I ruined everything between us.

I FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING

I RUINED EVERYTHING

I RUINED EVERYTHING

I RUINED EVERYTHING

I RUINED EVERYTHING

I RUINED EVERYTHING

I just can’t stop ruining things, can I?

I just have to keep ruining everything, don’t I?

Why can’t I be normal for once?! Why can’t I say the right things?!

Why am I always ruining everything?!

I don’t know what to do.

How am I supposed to fix this? Rumi’s number isn’t working! What if she did something??

Bobby doesn’t know where she is either. Celine isn’t answering calls or texts, and it's freaking me out! She always answers. Always. Especially whenever it has to do with Rumi.

She has to know where Rumi is, right? That’s the reason she’s not answering, right? Rumi’s probably with her! Or maybe the Saja Boys contacted Celine?!

No one but Bobby, Jinu, and Mira is responding to me. Not even Mystery :( and he always responds to me. Eventually.

How am I gonna fix this?

I don’t have a plan. I don’t have any ideas.

I have nothing.

But I have to fix this.

I have to fix this somehow. This was all my fault. I need to figure out how to fix this.

Even if she never forgives me, I have to apologize.

I have to know she’s okay.

I just need someone to tell me that she’s okay. I don’t care who I learn it from. I just need her to be okay.

 

 

 

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Group chat:Unnamed

Today 3:06 AM

Rumi has left the chat.

Today 6:14 AM

Jinu Saja

What is going on?

Jinu Saja

What did I miss?

Jinu Saja

And don’t say “nothing’s wrong” or “nothing happened” or whatever else you guys say whenever something DID happen.

Jinu Saja

What the hell is going on? @BabySaja Why did you tag Zoey in a cryptic tweet? Why did Rumi leave the chat?

Mira

Zoey. Tell them.

Mira

Or I will.

Zoey

Did Rumi tell you guys about what happened?

Romance Saja

No. She hasn’t told us anything about what happened just yet. We’ve been with her since 12:30 something.

Baby Saja

What did you fucking do?

Zoey sent an attachment.

Abby Saja

What

Abby Saja

The

Abby Saja

Fuck

Romance Saja

What the hell Zoey? What the fuck is your problem? Why did you say that?

Jinu Saja

What brought this on? I thought you guys were back to being friends after the Idol Awards?

Mira

We are. Zoey’s brother emailed her sometime ago.

Mystery Saja

You have a brother?

Baby Saja

Why haven’t you ever brought him up?

Zoey

He isn’t…wasn’t a good person to me okay? I don’t wanna talk about it.

Abby Saja

Sounds like a trauma response.

Jinu Saja

Did you mean what you said?

Zoey

No!

Zoey

God no!

Zoey

I didn’t mean it!

Zoey

I was just so… so angry at my brother, and Rumi was just the closest person.

Abby Saja

I’m not going to pretend that what you said and did wasn’t wrong or hurtful, but I understand that you were hurting and experiencing a traumatic event, but that’s an explanation, not an excuse for your actions.

Abby Saja

You deeply hurt Rumi, and I’m not sure if you can ever repair what you’ve broken. You’re so lucky that she contacted us instead of. I won’t say it’s Rumi’s story to share, but your actions almost caused her to revert to old bad habits.

Abby Saja

She’ll reactivate her number in a while. She’s with us, so don’t worry about her safety or whereabouts.

Romance Saja

Rumi is going to be upset because of this but @ChoiZoey I’m giving you her Discord name. She has you blocked on everything, and if she doesn’t have you blocked, she won’t respond to anything you send. I’m giving it to you not for you but for you to apologize and find a way to make it up to her.

Baby Saja

I’ll be creating the server. I’m gonna be there as a moderator. You have 3 strikes. If you go off topic, if you do the “I’m sorry but,” you’re out; if you ramble about finally having her Discord, I’m deleting everything of yours off her phone. Understood?

Zoey

Understood.

 

 

 

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# Apologizing For Asshole Behavior

Welcome to #Apologizing For Asshole Behavior!

Apologizing for asshole behaviour is what we do here!

Baby joined the party. (Today at 6:31 AM)

Welcome, ZoeZoe. We hope you brought pizza. (Today at 6:31 AM)

Glad you're here Rumi. (Today at 6:31 AM)

Baby (Today at 6:31 AM)
@Rumi You’re gonna be so upset, but please listen to her. You don’t even have to respond, but please just give her one chance to apologize.

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:32 AM)
I’m so, so sorry. You never deserved that. You never deserved me lashing out at you like that over something that wasn’t even your fault—it wasn’t your fault. None of it ever was. I’m so sorry I let my anger take over.

Rumi (Today at 6:32 AM)
Was it because of your brother’s email?

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:34 AM)
Yeah. I’m so sorry for lashing out at you like that. I was so goddamn angry because of that stupid email. You didn’t have anything to do with it. I don’t hate you, I love you so much it hurts. I’m so fucking sorry for hurting you the way I did—hurting you is something Mira and I promised to never do after the Idol Awards. You were only checking in on me like you always do, and I fucking ruined everything because I couldn’t keep my anger under control. You don’t have to forgive me now or maybe never, but I just want you to know just how fucking sorry I am.

Rumi (Today at 6:34 AM)
Let me ask you this. How much of it did you mean?

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:35 AM)
None of it! Not one single word of it! I swear on my soul that I didn’t mean it! If I’m lying, Baby can eat my soul!

Baby (Today at 6:35 AM)
Eww no. Your soul is too sugary for me. I prefer more bitter-tasting ones—like Mira’s.

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:35 AM)
Eww 🤢 keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!

Rumi (Today at 6:36 AM)
No soul eating. @ZoeZoe You don’t have to take such drastic measures to apologize. I forgave you a few hours ago. I know you didn’t mean it—I knew you were just venting, or at least I hoped you were. Good to know you were just venting. While I forgave you, that doesn’t mean that it didn’t hurt.

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:37 AM)
I know. I’m so so so fucking sorry.

Rumi (Today at 6:37 AM)
You can stop apologizing now, Zo. I already forgave you. Let’s just put this behind us, yeah?

Jinu has arrived. Party's over. (Today at 6:38 AM)

Hello. Is it Abby you're looking for? (Today at 6:38 AM)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mystery joined this server with you. (Today at 6:38 AM)

Romance has joined. Stay a while and listen! (Today at 6:39 AM)

It's Mirdotdot praise the sun! (Today at 6:39 AM)

Mirdotdot (Today at 6:39 AM)
Why did you add me to this server??

JinJin (Today at 6:40 AM)
@ZoeZoe @Rumi Did you two make up? Are you on good terms again?

Rumi (Today at 6:40 AM)
Yeah, we’re good.

Romance (Today at 6:41 AM)
Oh, thank goodness! I’m glad you two made up.

Abby (Today at 6:41 AM)
@ZoeZoe If you ever hurt her like that again, I’m stealing and eating your soul very slowly.

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:42 AM)
…noted

Mystery (Today at 6:42 AM)
He's serious.

Baby (Today at 6:43 AM)
@Mirdotdot This is our new server where we'll apologize to each other for being assholes.

JinJin (Today at 6:44 AM)
Who the hell are you? Baby never behaves like this!

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:44 AM)
I know. I'm kinda creeped out 😮

Abby (Today at 6:45 AM)
Same.

Romance (Today at 6:46 AM)
Well, since everyone is here @Mirdotdot @ZoeZoe, you guys can come with us to our super secret hangout spot.

JinJin (Today at 6:47 AM)
Why am I never invited to things 😔

Mirdotdot (Today at 6:47 AM)
Because no one likes you, dumbass demon 🙄

Rumi (Today at 6:48 AM)
Mira.

Mystery (Today at 6:49 AM)
@Romance They must be initiated into our group. It's mandatory.

Baby (Today at 6:50 AM)
LMAO that was just for you 🤣 😜 🎉

Abby (Today at 6:50 AM)
Rumi has the final say. @Rumi Are we initiating them?

Rumi (Today at 6:51 AM)
Yes.

ZoeZoe (Today at 6:52 AM)
… I'm scared

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Chapter 11: jealous girl.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Rumi being a horrible cook!
  • Celine revealing how they found out Rumi was lactose intolerant!
  • Mira and Zoey finally getting Rumi's Discord!
  • Jealous Mira!
  • The boys being protective! (Pt. whatever number it is now!) ft. Baby having a plan!
  • Zoey's ew Twitter!
  • Halloween. Costumes. Creepypastas :3
  • click on mira's "no" after the "she's from america" comment to see what she originally said :O
  • Mira, Rumi, and Baby interaction ft a brick!
  • Zoey threatening Abby!
  • Jinu learning about childhood stories about Rumi!
  • Mira threatening Abby!
  • Mystery gets a turn on Reddit!
  • Mira threatening death :3

No angst! Yay :D

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

“Celine, why didn't you teach Rumi how to cook? This. “Celine, why did you permanently ban Rumi from cooking?” That. “Celine, how come in all the years we've known you and Rumi, you haven't let her be unsupervised in the kitchen?” These are all questions I've received from Mira and Zoey (and now the Saja Boys) throughout the years, and I'd like to present two exhibits that demonstrate why Rumi is permanently banned from cooking with the help of Bobby.

❤ 798M 9:17 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @CelineOfficial

Exhibit A:

❤ 826M 9:18 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @CelineOfficial @ilovmygirls

Exhibit B:

❤ 875M 9:18 AM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

What kind of creations are these?? @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle How did you not know about this???

Bobby@ilovemygirls

Exhibit A:

❤ 100M 9:23 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @BabySaja

Did you not see what Celine tweeted? She never let Rumi be in the kitchen without her being duct-taped to the wall 50 feet away.

❤ 257M 9:24 AM • Sep 2, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

replying to @BabySaja

eww

❤ 579M 9:24 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @BabySaja

Are those pieces of chocolate in NOODLES!??! @RyuDragon what the genuine hell possessed you to combine both of those ingredients????

❤ 757M 9:25 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @BabySaja

:/ I dunno either. It just happened one day. That’s how I found out I was lactose intolerant.

❤ 997M 9:25 AM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

That was not how we found out you were lactose intolerant, ma chérie. We found out because when Bobby took you to get groceries, you ate an entire container of ice cream and complained that your stomach hurt—for your mental health, I will not say what happened, but you can guess. That’s how we found out.

Ruuuummmmi@RyuDragon

:/ I dunno either. It just happened one day. That’s how I found out I was lactose intolerant.

❤ 658.7M 9:28 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @CelineOfficial

MAMAN!

❤ 977M 9:29 AM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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#Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord

Welcome to #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord!

Was originally called Operation: Make Rumi Get Discord!

Welcome, Rumi. We hope you brought cake. (Today at 1:45 PM)

RumRum (Today at 1:45 PM)
Why did you add me to this?

Mirdotdot (Today at 1:46 PM)
Because we’ve been wanting to get you into our Discord for YEARS.

ZoeZoe (Today at 1:47 PM)
WE FINALLY HAV YOUR DISCORD! CELEBRATUON TIME 🎊🎉🥳

RumRum (Today at 1:48 PM)
*Have. *Celebration. And why are you celebrating? We have each other’s phone numbers. You can contact me through messages.

ZoeZoe (Today at 1:49 PM)
let a girl dream (also don’t correct my grammar when I’m excited!!)

Mirdotdot (Today at 1:50 PM)
Just let her celebrate.

RumRum (Today at 1:51 PM)
Okay 👍

Mirdotdot (Today at 1:54 PM)
Where are you, Rumi?

RumRum (Today at 1:55 PM)
With the boys 😄

ZoeZoe (Today at 1:56 PM)
oh… again?

RumRum (Today at 1:57 PM)
Yes. We’re friends. Friends hang out from time to time.

Mirdotdot (Today at 1:58 PM)
Yeah, but you’ve been hanging out with them a lot.

RumRum (Today at 1:59 PM)
Is that bad?

ZoeZoe (Today at 1:59 PM)
No!

Mirdotdot (Today at 1:59 PM)
Yes.

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:00 PM)
MIRA!!!!

[Message #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord]

 

 

 

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#Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Rumi (Today at 2:02 PM)
HELP!!

Abby (Today at 2:03 PM)
What happened? What did Zoey do this time?!

Rumi (Today at 2:04 PM)
Zoey didn’t do anything this time. It was Mira!

Baby (Today at 2:05 PM)
Never liked her anyway. (edited)

Mystery (Today at 2:06 PM)
We all saw that you said you actually liked her. Moving on to the bigger question, who’s stealing her soul?

Romance (Today at 2:07 PM)
Not me. I don’t like bitter-tasting ones.

Rumi (Today at 2:08 PM)
What are you guys talking about? I thought I said no soul stealing! Don't steal Mira’s soul! She didn't do anything to me!

Baby (Today at 2:09 PM)
You said that it was Mira this time. The last time you came asking for help was because of what Zoey said.

Abby (Today at 2:10 PM)
Plus, I also said that I was gonna steal and eat Zoey’s soul very slowly. Good to know I won’t have to steal anyone’s soul yet.

Mystery (Today at 2:11 PM)
So why did you come on here asking for help? What did Mira do?

Romance (Today at 2:12 PM)
Please tell me it’s not another Idol Awards situation. The first one was already traumatizing enough.

Rumi (Today at 2:13 PM)
Mira’s jealous.

Baby (Today at 2:14 PM)
Jealous? About what?

Mystery (Today at 2:15 PM)
What could she be jealous of?

Rumi (Today at 2:16 PM)
You guys.

Abby (Today at 2:17 PM)
Us? She’s jealous of us?? Why?!?!

Romance (Today at 2:18 PM)
I didn’t see that coming. Why is she jealous?

Baby (Today at 2:19 PM)
I can think of a few reasons 😏

Mystery (Today at 2:20 PM)
Someone please slap Youngjae for me. @Abby you can do it right?

Abby (Today at 2:21 PM)
you know that i’ll take any chance to beat the shit out of youngjae 😀

Rumi (Today at 2:22 PM)
What happened to your grammar?

Mystery (Today at 2:23 PM)
Please stick to one texting style, Byungho. You’re giving everybody whiplash.

Romance (Today at 2:24 PM)
Can we please focus on the fact that, for whatever reason, Mira—MIRA—is jealous??

Baby (Today at 2:25 PM)
Why is she jealous of us? Is it ‘cause we’re amazing?

Rumi (Today at 2:26 PM)
She’s jealous because I’ve been hanging out with you guys.

Romance (Today at 2:27 PM)
😮 Do my ears deceive me? Is the great Seong Mira… jealous because her crush is hanging out with her best friends?!??

Rumi (Today at 2:28 PM)
Mira doesn’t have a crush on me!!!!

Abby (Today at 2:29 PM)
ㅋㅋㅋ

Romance (Today at 2:30 PM)
Never do that again, Byungho.

Baby (Today at 2:31 PM)
I have an idea 💡☝️

Abby (Today at 2:32 PM)
what is that??

Mystery (Today at 2:33 PM)
Why do you even have that photograph in your gallery?

Rumi (Today at 2:34 PM)
Please stop talking like that! I think my migraines are getting migraines!

Baby (Today at 2:35 PM)
Anyway 🙄 I have an idea!

Mystery (Today at 2:36 PM)
All your ideas are horrible and borderline illegal, and I’m scared to learn what you have planned. Very scared.

[Message #Demon Incorporation]

 

 

 

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I LOVE TURTLES
@Zoeyyy_turtle

Letting @JinuSaja put a new profile, display name, and username! (I am gonna regret this!)

❤ 498M 2:45 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

This is what happens when you insist on skateboarding without a helmet. Please wear helmets and protection gear!

❤ 248M 2:46 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

Life lesson: do not eat glue, snort sharpies, hold your breath until you turn purple (no Zoey, you can’t hold your breath for more than seven seconds, please stop trying to suffocate yourself), and don’t be born in Burbank.

❤ 684M 2:47 PM • Sep 2, 2025

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle

The American education system strikes again.

❤ 540M 2:48 PM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Regretting it.

❤ 965M 2:51 PM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Does anyone know why @mimimira just randomly bursted out laughing during a meeting?

❤ 653M 2:51 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @CelineOfficial

Check @mojojozo’s account.

❤ 847M 2:52 PM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

why is everyone laughing at my profile??

❤ 992M 2:53 PM • Sep 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Group chat:Unnamed

Today 3:08 AM

Zoey

Hallelujah! Touring is over! Praise the Lord!

Mystery Saja

Ahem. Demons are in this chat.

Mira

No one asked.

Abby Saja

anyway

Abby Saja

me too zo!

Abby Saja

this tour took so much out of me

Jinu Saja

Guys, that was our “ENEMIES: Prologue” tour stops. We haven’t even gotten to the first part.

Abby Saja

nooooooooooooooo

Zoey

No! Please no more! 😭 I can’t take any more touring!

Romance Saja

Haven’t you been touring for years?

Baby Saja

Haven’t you been alive for decades? And you’re still complaining about stupid shit?

Romance Saja

@Rumi You’re not gonna help me out here?!?!

Mystery Saja

Rumi?

Mystery Saja

Hello?

Mira

Rumi? Did you seriously go running off again??

Zoey

She’s with me right now!

Zoey

We’re planning for world domination :3

Jinu Saja

World domination?

Baby Saja

@Rumi 😏

Rumi

SHUT UP

Abby Saja

rumi and *gunshots* sitting in a tree!

Baby Saja

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Romance Saja

First comes love.

Mystery Saja

Then comes marriage.

Zoey

Then comes a baby in a baby carriage!

Rumi

ZOEY!

Jinu Saja

Where did you guys learn this from?

Mira

We've gotten completely off track.

Mira

What are you two doing?

Zoey

Getting ready for Halloween 🎃👻

Mystery Saja

It's only the 28th of September. Halloween is nowhere near close.

Zoey

Shut it. This is MY holiday. I catch you saying anything else, I'll send you to Gwi-Ma myself :3

Mystery Saja

...

Mystery Saja

Noted.

Baby Saja

What kind of costumes do you guys have planned?

Zoey

:3 I'm dressing as Laughing Jack, and I'm making Rumi dress as Bloody Painter.

Mira

You're going as creepypasta characters?

Rumi

Yes.

Jinu Saja

What's a creepypasta?

Abby Saja

pasta!

Romance Saja

Pasta that has creepy faces?

Zoey

ㅋㅋㅋ

Zoey

That's not what a creepypasta is, but thanks for the laughs.

Mira

Why are you Laughing Jack? Why is Rumi Bloody Painter?

Rumi

I dunno.

Rumi

I wanted to be Ticci-Toby or X-Virus, but Zoey said no 🥺

Abby Saja

join the demons!

Abby Saja

we'll let you be whatever the hell that is! 😊

Mira

No.

Mira

Absolutely not.

Zoey

I'll slit your throat 😜😊

Mystery Saja

Why are you so violent?

Mira

She's from America.

Jinu Saja

I am so confused. What is happening?

Zoey

MIRA!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ZERO!!!

Mira

No.

Rumi

You should be Laughing Jill then. You can match with Zoey!

Mira

Romance Saja

👀

Abby Saja

we saw that

Mystery Saja

You editing your message isn't going to save you. Baby does it all the time. We're trained professionals at catching things before someone can delete or edit them.

Rumi

Saw what?

Mira

Nothing!

Jinu Saja

I can hear Zoey laughing all the way to our place.

Zoey

I'm not that loud!

Baby Saja

Sure 🙄

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

why is everyone still laughing at my profile ☹️

❤ 871M 1:00 PM • Sep 28, 2025

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Rumi in every single one of our songs core

❤ 827M 1:23 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @mimimira

did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it at me?

❤ 710M 1:24 PM • Sep 28, 2025

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @mimimira @RyuDragon

POV: You're Mira.

❤ 412M 1:26 PM • Sep 28, 2025

 

 

 

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

A friendly reminder! A good romance starts with good communication, trust, support, love, respect, and not thinking everything needs to be transactional.!

❤ 974M 2:05 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @ilovmygirls

and a bad romance starts with ra-ra, ah-ah-ah roma-, roma-ma- gaga, ooh, la-la

❤ 994.9K 2:06 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @AbbySaja

Who taught you this?

❤ 585K 2:07 PM • Sep 28, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @AbbySaja @MysterySaja

THIS IS WHY I’M GONNA KILL YOU!! STOP TAKING MY LINES!!!

❤ 832M 2:08 PM • Sep 28, 2025

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

Guess who just spent the past couple hours getting embarrassing childhood stories about Rumi from Bobby AND Celine?? (It’s me. I did.)

❤ 784M 11:35 PM • Sep 30, 2025

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @JinuSaja

LEAVE ME ALONE

❤ 976M 11:36 PM • Sep 30, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @JinuSaja

Spill the beans!

❤ 871M 11:37 PM • Sep 30, 2025

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

What does this have to do with beans? It's a well.

the blue one from the power puff girls@mojojozo

Spill the beans!

❤ 819K 11:39 PM • Sep 30, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @BabySaja

I couldn't find any bean memes that fit okay 😔

❤ 911M 11:40 PM • Sep 30, 2025

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

A thread about why @AbbySaja should be brutally slowly murdered. 1/?

❤ 816M 11:53 PM • Sep 30, 2025

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @mimimira

all because i said i liked pineapple pizza?????

❤ 819.6K 11:54 PM • Sep 30, 2025

 

 

 

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r/relationship_advice · Posted by u/throwra-myst 17m ago.

How do I tell my best friends that this is a stupid plan and will only get our closest friend hurt?

relationship_advice

I know I'm being vague, but it's on purpose. My best friend uses Reddit from time to time and will probably know who I'm talking about, and honestly, I don't want this getting back to him until I know how to bring this up with good counterargument points. Everyone involved is in their early to mid-20s. I'm a man if that makes a difference.

I'm not sure if this is the right subreddit to post this on, but here goes.

Our friend (I'll call her Nepo) messaged our Discord server seeking out help—I won't go much into it but a while ago something happened between her and our other friend (I'll call her Turtle) that resulted in a messy situation that thankfully didn't last long but given that situation it was understandable me and the others got worried. Thankfully, it wasn't anything like what happened previously, but instead, I'll call her Mi. Mi was jealous that U was hanging out a ton with us. U, me, and four other guys bonded together because of our circumstances. We all share something really personal in common.

My friend (I'll call him Spice) suggested an “idea.” Essentially, he wants to make Mi jealous by just continuing how we already behave with U. I told him this was a bad idea, but Spice laughed it off, saying it would be entertaining.

Our other friends (I'll call them Muscle and Valentine) were on the fence about this, but told me to let Spice do whatever he wants and that if it blows up in his face, it'll be solely his fault. I'm inclined to believe them.

How do I convince Spice to drop this? How do I get him to stop playing with Mi’s emotions?

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Group chat:Unnamed

Today 7:09 AM

Romance Saja

@Rumi Why are you laughing like us back when we worked for Gwi-Ma? Did you steal someone’s soul???!

Rumi has sent an attachment.

Mystery Saja

Oh. That is rather hilarious.

Zoey

STOP! YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN’T EVER SHOW ANYBODY THAT PICTURE!!!

Mira

How did you land headfirst in a trash can? What could you have possibly been doing that resulted in that?

Jinu Saja

I'm not even gonna say anything.

Abby Saja

ㅋㅋㅋ

Baby Saja

You knock that off. You've been sending that all fucking day.

Romance Saja

Anyway.

Romance Saja

@Rumi Are you still gonna come?

Rumi

Yes

Zoey

Where are you going?

Abby Saja

that's a secret 🤫

 

 

 

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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)

Today 7:15 AM

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira, do NOT do whatever you're planning on doing!

Holds The Brain

I'm gonna murder them.

Loses The Brain

Don't murder them!

Holds The Brain

you can't stop me 😊

 

 

 

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Notes:

I burnt myself out :(

I was working on a Mira-centric story alongside the previously mentioned Romance x Rumi story, and a Celine-centric story on raising Rumi. (And then I got an idea for a Zoey-centric story)

Chapter 12: jealousy, rumors, and threats. oh my!

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Abby losing (and probably the introduction of - idk man it's been a while) Derpy and Sussie :3
  • Abby and Rumi sleepover!
  • Mystery being the sane one ft. Baby's plan!
  • Some demon lore!
  • The boys and Rumi™ ft. the arcade!
  • Mira threatening Baby!
  • Jealous Mira 2.0!
  • Mira's search history!
  • Mira's turn on Reddit!
  • Rumi learning to use her powers! (Does not end well)!
  • Abby's cooking disaster!
  • More threatening from Mira :3
  • bathhouse
  • Bobby's convo with Mira!
  • Abby getting chased!
  • More the boys and Rumi™ bonding!
  • dating rumor

Minimal angst? On Mira's part at least - girl is crushing hard and thinks Rumi's with one of the Saja Boys.

Notes:

This layout has gone through so many variations, it's not funny anymore.

Because this originally started/was supposed to be in a supposed to be real-time sequence (posting every day essentially), I wanna try to do it for November. No promises on getting them up at the same time, though.


This one's probably the longest one I've written for this.

Yes, I used a new Reddit work skin. Yes, I include the responses. No, I don't know why either life would've been so much easier if I didn't include that.


I have fallen for the Rumira propaganda. Very hard.

Rumi and Mira are probably going to be the only set ship in this entire work! It only took 12 chapters before I, quote unquote, made one canon! Which is surprising given my ability to ship everyone 🙂

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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#Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Abby (Yesterday at 9:07 PM)
I lost Derpy and Sussie. If anyone finds them, please ping me! I miss them 🥺

Rumi (Yesterday at 10:13 PM)
Hey, sorry for the late reply! Couldn't answer with a giant tiger on me! You can stop freaking out, Byungho!

Abby (Yesterday at 10:17 PM)
That's good 😊 👍 oh my hell! We should have a sleepover!!!!

Rumi (Yesterday at 10:18 PM)
Yes. Just teleport to my room. I'll go make popcorn!

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:27 PM)
@Baby I still think this idea of yours is either going to A.) severely backfire and blow up in our faces or B.) cause irreparable damage to their friendship and our very thin truce with Mira. There isn't any in between with this. This is going to end horribly.

Baby (Yesterday at 11:33 PM)
First of all, Woohyuk, it's literally 11 pm. Why are you still awake? You're never up this late; you're like a grandpa. Second of all, we'll cross that bridge once we reach it.

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:34 PM)
You sound awfully confident about yourself, Youngjae. Why? You've never enacted this kind of plan before you don't know what kind of consequences this'll bring.

Baby (Yesterday at 11:35 PM)
It'll be fine. You worry too much. It's nothing bad, we're just making Mira jealous. That girl needs to learn about her feelings before someone with actual romantic feelings for Rumi comes around and steps in, and Mira is left stewing in regret because she couldn't man up and confess.

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:37 PM)
Alright, fine, okay. @Everyone don't go too far with this. They're humans, and humans are complex creatures.

Rumi (Yesterday at 11:41 PM)
That we are!

Baby (Yesterday at 11:41 PM)
Weren't you and the big dofus over there supposed to be having a sleepover?

Abby (Yesterday at 11:42 PM)
We are having a sleepover! But the notifications!

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:43 PM)
I'm surprised you even know how to spell notifications. Shocking. Very shocking.

Abby (Yesterday at 11:43 PM)
Rumi helped me spell it 😄

Baby (Yesterday at 11:44 PM)
You’re too much of a saint.

Rumi (Yesterday at 11:45 PM)
I know 😆

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:46 PM)
Don’t forget self-sacrificing, self-deprecating, has a saviour complex, has a hero complex

Baby (Yesterday at 11:47 PM)
🤨 What just happened?

Abby (Yesterday at 11:48 PM)
Reminder, Rumi is a HALF demon, which means she also has powers like us. She just figured out how to willingly and knowingly teleport 😋

Baby (Yesterday at 11:49 PM)
And her first instinct was to tackle Woohyuk? Smart. Hilarious. I’ll take two more.

Mystery (Yesterday at 11:50 PM)
Wow fuck you too, Youngjae 🖕

Romance (Yesterday at 1:51 PM)
I am so tired of my phone buzzing and pinging, and mind you, I HAVE IT OFF!!!! Stop texting while I’m trying to sleep! Go the fuck to bed! NOW!!!!

Romance (Today at 7:03 AM)
Good morning! Did everyone sleep well last night 🫠🙃

Mystery (Today at 7:03 AM)
You’re still upset? 😓

Romance (Today at 7:04 AM)
I don’t know. Does it seem like I’m still upset?

Abby (Today at 7:05 AM)
On Gwi-Ma, everyone is getting killed…

Rumi (Today at 7:06 AM)
BREAKING NEWS: Local half-demon is conpuzzled!

Mystery (Today at 7:07 AM)
Why do both of you have those photographs in your galleries?

Baby (Today at 7:07 AM)
Quit texting like that, dude. Anyways @Rumi to answer your question about why everyone—yes, including you—listened when Daehyuk told us to go to bed last night is simple, he’s an omega.

Rumi (Today at 7:07 AM)

Abby (Today at 7:08 AM)
I told you guys we should’ve eased her into this conversation after Gwi-Ma! Now look at what happened!

Romance (Today at 7:09 AM)
You guys are still together from your sleepover?

Rumi (Today at 7:10 AM)
Unfortunately 😒

Abby (Today at 7:11 AM)
She’s only being like that because I watched her fall face-first on the ground and then crash into a window because Sussie somehow got out 😄

Baby (Today at 7:12 AM)
1.) Yeah, that would’ve been smarter, and 2.) What’s going on with your texting? Why is everything capitalized and has grammar??

Abby (Today at 7:12 AM)
🤷

Mystery (Today at 7:13 AM)
Anyway, @Rumi, we should’ve taught you about demons months ago. Sorry about that. But if you want to know anything, just ask and we’ll explain, preferably on here instead of in the group chats for…obvious reasons.

Rumi (Today at 7:14 AM)
That’s good to know. @Romance what did Youngjae mean about you being an omega? What does that even mean??

Romance (Today at 7:15 AM)
Okay, so here’s a very shortened basic surface-level explanation about demons!
Basic rundown: demons use the human debunked alpha/beta/omega system. Before you ask, no demons can't transform into wolves, that's just fantasy—folklore if you will. And I just know you're gonna ask (and so is Byungho because he completely forgot 😒), but no, we demons can’t transform into wolves. The only “transforming” we can do is between our human and demon forms, not wolves.
If you’re confused about anything I’m saying, the basic foundation is essentially those weird wolf fanfics Zoey reads all the time. Demons have the same hierarchy as in those stories, but instead of it being alphas as the top rank and omegas being the bottom rank for us demons, it’s the opposite; omegas are the top rank and alphas are the bottom. Betas remain second.
Alpha demons are considered weak and vulnerable because of their humanism. Despite giving up their souls (there’s a difference between these alpha demons and born alpha demons, but that’s for another lesson), they retain a majority of their humanity and a portion of their souls, and therefore Gwi-Ma dubbed them as too weak to join his army. Sometimes, alpha demons are allowed to be in a position of power if Gwi-Ma likes them or if they’re good at planning and listening. If you couldn’t tell, Jinu is an alpha demon.
Betas are, as mentioned above, second in command. These demons (either born or created, it doesn’t matter) are commonly found in leadership positions and generals. They manage the alpha demons and keep them in check. If you couldn’t tell, Byungho and Woohyuk are betas.
Omegas are considered strong and valuable because they bring Gwi-Ma more souls, either in the form of stealing them or giving birth to more demons. Omegas usually retain small slivers of their humanity and just a small portion of their human souls if they made a deal with Gwi-Ma. As you know, I'm an Omega and so is Youngjae!
And yeah, that’s basically the surface-level explanation. If you have any questions, just ask and we’ll answer.

Rumi (Today at 7:32 AM)
So do all demons have the same powers? Because all of you guys have teleportation and are able to hide your demon forms.

Mystery (Today at 7:33 AM)
Yes. All demons have teleportation, the ability to disguise our demon forms, and telepathic communication. However, demons also have more or less powers—we’re not sure how this works because there isn’t a pattern or anything like that, but that’s a possibility.

Rumi (Today at 7:34 AM)
So do any of you guys have more powers?

Abby (Today at 7:35 AM)
Only Youngjae 😄 he can communicate with animals, it's adorable 🥺

Mystery (Today at 7:35 AM)
Except for when he asks the squirrels to raid our rooms for our snacks. Then it gets annoying.

Baby (Today at 7:36 AM)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever 😒 are we still going to the arcade or not?

Romance (Today at 7:37 AM)
We're still going, you big baby.

Baby (Today at 7:38 AM)
Well, hurry up! Otherwise, I'm gonna go by myself and have fun by myself.

Rumi (Today at 7:39 AM)
Going to the arcade by yourself is just sad, Youngie.

Baby (Today at 7:40 AM)
Why did you give me a nickname that sounds like you're saying “young”?! Why did you have to remind me that my literal name to the public is BABY!!!

Rumi (Today at 7:41 AM)
If this'll make you feel better, probably not, but at least you're older than me and the girls 😅

Abby (Today at 7:42 AM)
It does not 😀

Romance (Today at 7:43 AM)
We're all quite literally older than entire civilizations, Rumi. That doesn't make it better.

Rumi (Today at 7:44 AM)
Whoops 😅 accept this as my apology for reminding the senior citizens of their age

Mystery (Today at 7:45 AM)
Anyway.
To the arcade!

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GodofSajaSpice 418k likes
GodofSajaSpice : Had a blast at the arcade. Unfortunately, Myst face planted during his turn at bowling and got laughed at by a 5-year-old.
Myst_Saja : Funnily enough, an actual 5-year-old managed to get 5 strikes ↳ Jin_Wooooooo : Seriously? Wow. That's kind of sad, Mystery. AbbysAb_Saja : at least no one noticed mine 😀 ValentineRomeo_Saja : I saw that blunder. You face planted, too. Into the rack of bowling balls. I know that hurt. ↳ GodofSajaSpice : That dumbass ignored the wet sign floor and thought running was a good idea 😒 ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : I'm surprised that any of you still have your accounts, let alone the fact that you guys haven't been cancelled for anything yet. Truly astonished. iykyk defonotmiratrix: when did you go to the arcade with them? ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : Everybody took the creative names huh? View all 207k comments October 1, 2025

 

 

 

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Group chat:The Pink One

Today 10:09 AM

Pink Hurricane Thingamajig

What are you getting at here, demon?

Baby

Hello?

Baby

What is this?

Baby

What the actual fuck are you asking about??

Pink Hurricane Thingamajig

You know exactly what I'm talking about about you dumbass demon!

Pink Hurricane Thingamajig

Now, answer the question, what are you getting at here? What's your plan? What are your intentions?

Baby

What the hell‼️

Baby

Girl you're going fucking batshit crazy!

Baby

What are you talking about??

Pink Hurricane Thingamajig

You know what I'm talking about! Stop playing coy twinkerella!

Baby

TWINKERELLA?!?

Baby

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No.
@BabySaja

Just posting this here.

❤ 33k 10:16 AM • Oct 1, 2025

31k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @BabySaja

Now who the fuck said that??

❤ 51k 10:17 AM • Oct 1, 2025

62k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)

Today 10:22 AM

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira

Loses The Brain

Mira

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

Loses The Brain

Mira!

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.

Loses The Brain

MIRA

Loses The Brain

ANSWER MY CALLS

Holds The Brain

What?

Loses The Brain

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT??!?!?!?!?! 💀

Holds The Brain

What? Say what? I didn't even say anything.

Loses The Brain

😒 don't go lying to me

Loses The Brain

Everybody saw that, and we KNOW that was you! Why'd you call him twinkerella?!

Holds The Brain

That wasn't me.

Loses The Brain

It wasn't?

Holds The Brain

No.

Loses The Brain

💀

Loses The Brain

Mira!

Loses The Brain

You're such a bad liar!

Loses The Brain

I KNEW you were jealous!

Holds The Brain

Jealous?

Holds The Brain

I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?

Loses The Brain

You're so bad at lying it's not even funny!

Loses The Brain

I'm lying!

 

 

 

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

Does anyone know why Zoey is laughing like she committed a murder? I'm getting kind of scared.

❤ 47k 10:38 AM • Oct 1, 2025

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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)

Today 10:22 AM

Holds The Brain

I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?

Loses The Brain

You're so bad at lying, it's not even funny!

Loses The Brain

I'm lying!

Today 10:40 AM

Holds The Brain

Alright you can stop laughing now.

Loses The Brain

Not until you admit that you're jealous ‼️‼️

Holds The Brain

Why the hell would I be jealous?

Loses The Brain

Uh, because you only started acting like that after Baby posted that Insta post.

Holds The Brain

...okay

Holds The Brain

Maybe I am just a little jealous.

Loses The Brain

I KNEW IT‼️ 🥳

 

 

 

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History

Viewing Mira’s Internet History

Today - Oct 01, 2025

why am i jealous? www.daum.net

signs of jealousy www.daum.net

 

Yesterday - Sept 30, 2025

What flower do you give to show someone you like them www.daum.net

What does it mean if I give someone 1 flower? www.daum.net

what flowers mean love? www.daum.net

do flowers mean anything? www.daum.net

signs that you like your best friend???? www.daum.net

Why do I have butterflies whenever I look at my friend???? www.daum.net

Why does my chest hurt when I look at my friend??????? www.daum.net

 

 

 

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r/relationship_advice

throwRAfellinlovewbff · 11mi ago

I (23f) have fallen in love with my (23f) best friend. Advice?

For obvious reasons (some acquaintances of mine occasionally browse this site, and I know that a different friend listens to those Minecraft Reddit stories 24/7 on YouTube), this is a throwaway account.


I know that lots of people have fallen in love with their best friends, but knowing and experiencing it are two drastically different things. Growing up, I never understood why people freaked out whenever they discovered that they developed romantic feelings. I always thought that people who kept their feelings secret were stupid or pathetic or something along those lines, but now that I’m in this position? It’s fucking terrifying. I don’t want to ruin our friendship, and since we share a friend group, I don’t want them to feel awkward if she doesn’t feel the same way, and our friendship fizzles out.


For some background information, my friend and I have known each other/have been friends since our lateish teens. Let’s call her Risae. I don’t want to give too much information, considering this is unique to our situation, and anyone who knows us will likely already be aware. Essentially, I started living with her and her guardian until we moved out years later. Risae’s guardian got me and our other close friend jobs at the company she owns alongside Risae—yes, I make nepotism jokes and call her a nepo baby, but Risae worked extremely hard for the position she currently has and deserves it 100%.


Risae hadn't been any kind of gay awakening for me. I already knew that I was gay long before her. Just wanted to put that out there, considering some people think it's strange to crush on your gay awakening person or something like that.


Earlier this month, I realized that at some point my platonic feelings towards her changed into romantic. For some reason, I either never realized or subconsciously deflected or subconsciously refused to acknowledge/accept these feelings. I would've continued to be ignorant of my feelings unless my friend (the one I mentioned earlier that listens to those Reddit stories), let's call her Eunseo, pointed out that I was jealous of Risae going out to hang out with her friends, who are acquaintances of mine—we don't get along but we're civil for Risae’s sake.


I've never experienced jealousy—at least towards someone I'm romantically attracted to—and didn't realize those emotions I felt when I saw one of Risae's friends post about them hanging out was jealousy. I'll admit that I lashed out at Risae's friend, and then he posted about what I called him (it wasn't anything bad or a slur, it was just an inside joke between everyone, no, I don't remember how or when or why it was created), and that's when Eunseo contacted me.


At first, I tried deflecting and claiming it wasn't me and that I wasn't jealous whenever she pointed out that I was, but eventually Eunseo made me realize that no, I was jealous. I was so goddamn jealous, and I was blinded by it when I contacted Risae’s friend. Yes, I plan on apologizing to him. Yes, I plan on apologizing to Risae for my behavior too.


I don't know what to do.


I'm scared to tell her about my feelings. I don't want to ruin our friendship. I don't want to ruin anything, really. I don't have a good relationship with my family, and Risae and Eunseo are honestly the only family I have, and I don't want to lose them in case Risae doesn't feel the same.


But I know I have to be honest. I know that if I wait too long, then someone else will step in and confess first.


How do I rip this Band-Aid off? How do I tell Risae?


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fishyfishy_28198 11mi ago...
Sounds like you're crushing really, really, REALLY hard on Risae.

directairfryer1989 11mi ago ...
It's commendable that you're acknowledging these things.

Most people put off confessing because of the fear, and because they're scared they're gonna ruin everything, and then get heartbroken when the person they're crushing on finds someone and gets into a relationship or marries and has kids.

I know that this doesn't mean anything from an online stranger, but I'm proud of you for having the strength to confess and either lose friends or get a girlfriend.

As for how you should confess to Risae, that's all up to you. You're the only one who knows what Risae likes; she dislikes her dos and don'ts. Use these to your advantage. Take her somewhere she likes and give her everything she likes and tell her that she can always reject you and you won't have any hard feelings if she does, and then confess. Tell her what you like about her, don't just say “you're hot” because that's not going to end well. People don't want a relationship based on appearance; they want a relationship based on authentic, real love—yes, attraction plays a role, but it should be what Risae does that makes you love her.

If you struggle with what to say, write it down. It's easier to read something off a paper than to speak. But I hope everything goes well.

alligatorman37192 10mi ago
INFO: Does anyone else other than Eunseo know that you have a crush on Risae? Does Eunseo even know that you have a crush, or is she just really perceptive?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 10m ago
Gonna be completely honest here, dude. Eunseo is very perceptive, but everybody kind of writes her off because she's energetic and bubbly. There's a 50/50 chance that Eunseo knows.
alligatorman37192 9mi ago
So there's a possibility that Eunseo knows about your crush? Has she ever dropped hints that she could know?

throwRAfellinlovewbff 10m ago
I think so. Eunseo made comments that seemed strange, but looking back now, I think she was trying to tell me she knows.

everyunicornneedsahat 8mi ago
Maybe you could ask Eunseo to help you figure out how to confess to Risae? Are Eunseo and Risae close?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 8mi ago
Eunseo, Risae, and I are friends.

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snake_snake_snake 6mi ago
If she lashed out at Risae’s friend without any context, then people are going to find out. I hope OP can work through it.

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#Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Abby (Today at 7:42 AM)
It does not 😀

Romance (Today at 7:43 AM)
We're all quite literally older than entire civilizations, Rumi. That doesn't make it better.

Rumi (Today at 7:44 AM)
Whoops 😅 accept this as my apology for reminding the senior citizens of their age.

Mystery (Today at 7:45 AM)
Anyway.
To the arcade!

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 1:00 PM)
That was fun 😁
Who changed my things?

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:01 PM)
LMAO, who changed Byungho’s stuff?
Who changed MY shit?!?!?

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 1:02 PM)
Someone got you two good.
Who the fuck got me too???

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 1:03 PM)
Does anyone else have their stuff changed, or is it just them?
Ah. So everyone’s stuff has been changed. @Romance is your stuff changed too?

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 1:04 PM)
I don't know.

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:05 PM)
So everyone's things got changed??

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 1:06 PM)
Who did it? Who fucking changed my shit?? I had it the way I wanted!

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 1:07 PM)
That doesn’t matter right now. We’ll figure it out later.
But we’re all in agreement that was most definitely Mira, right?

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 1:08 PM)
Zoey's official account responded to it, so obviously it's Mira! 😘

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:09 PM)
Never put that emoji after her name ever again, Byungho.

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 1:10 PM)
Oooooo someone's jelly jelly

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:10 PM)
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 1:11 PM)
Byungho, stop teasing her before she spontaneously combusts. We're already on thin ice with our truce with Mira if we explode her crush, she's going to send us back to the Demon Realm.

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:12 PM)
YOU SHUT UP TOO!

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 1:13 PM)
Forget about that! Who changed my shit?! Who was it?! Confess now!

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 1:14 PM)
No one was online when our stuff got changed :/

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 1:15 PM)
This will be a hard mystery to crack.

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 1:16 PM)

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:16 PM)
I'm not even gonna say anything.

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 1:17 PM)
Anyway. Let's focus on the important matters. Teaching Rumi how to teleport!

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:18 PM)
Oh boy 😅

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Uhm @RyuDragon, why did I just see you draped over a tree branch?

❤ 55k 1:48 PM • Oct 1, 2025

42k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @mojojozo

Don't ask.

❤ 100k 2:03 PM • Oct 1, 2025

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

Cooking dinner for everybody! 😄

❤ 24k 6:18 PM • Oct 1, 2025

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

WHO THE HELL IS BURNING DOWN THE KITCHEN?! @RyuDragon Rumi?

❤ 67k 6:25 PM • Oct 1, 2025

51k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @CelineOfficial

IT WASN'T ME! I'M NOT EVEN IN THE KITCHEN!

❤ 47k 6:26 PM • Oct 1, 2025

40k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

This is very entertaining to watch.

Gym Bro 💪@AbbySaja

Cooking dinner for everybody! 😄

❤ 20k 6:33 PM • Oct 1, 2025

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RyuRyu_RumRum 808k likes
RyuRyu_RumRum : Guess who got both of us slapped with pies? @GodofSajaSpice
GodofSajaSpice : Quit exposing me like this! And it wasn't even my fault! HUNTRX ID: Rumi is leaning against a lamppost with an enormous grin on her face, and pink heart-shaped goggles are dangling from around her neck. Baby Saja (Saja Boys) is sitting at the base of the lamppost near Rumi's sneakers, his back pressed against the metal pole, and his right arm stretched above his head, making a peace sign, and green heart-shaped goggles are dangling from his left hand. Both have their faces and hair covered in whipped cream that has either been wiped off or licked off; it's not clear which. END ID. Myst_Saja : I've never felt more joy in my life than getting to slap Baby with a pie 😊 ↳ Jin_Wooooooo : Did you have to hit him so hard his goggles flew off? 😨 ↳ AbbysAb_Saja : Yes. Yes, he did. ValentineRomeo_Saja : Forever amazed that Rumi somersaulted to avoid getting hit. She avoided it and then ran into a pole, and that's when she got hit with the pie. ↳ GodofSpices : Did all of that just to immediately get hit with one 😒 ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : Shut up! defonotmiratrix: haha fun. can you dodge a missile strike? ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : you lost unsupervised internet privileges View all 519k comments October 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

@ilovemygirls Someone threatened Baby with a missile strike.

❤ 33.1k 2:19 PM • Oct 2, 2025

49k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @JinuSaja

I'm on it! I have a very specific person in mind.>

❤ 55.4k 2:20 PM • Oct 2, 2025

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#Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord

Welcome to #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord!

Was originally called Operation: Make Rumi Get Discord!

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:36 PM)
@RumRum Please answer!
You're gonna make me cry 🥺

RumRum (Today at 2:37 PM)
Sorry. I was busy.

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:38 PM)
Oh. With what?
Nevermind! That's not important!
About what Mira said about you hanging out with the Saja Boys. She didn't mean it.

RumRum (Today at 2:39 PM)
Zoe, you can calm down. I know she didn't mean it. I don't have any hard feelings about it. I have been neglecting my friendship with you and Mira, and I'm sorry for that. I got too caught up with learning about my demon half and kept ditching you guys. I'm sorry.

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:40 PM)
You don't have to apologize for that!
I get it! If I were a half-demon, I'd wanna know about my demon half too! Besides, I think your powers are cool :3

RumRum (Today at 2:41 PM)
Let me make it up to you girls!
Why don't we go to the bathhouse again? However much you wanna go.

Mirdotdot (Today at 2:47 PM)
What? Why are you pinging me so much??

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:48 PM)
WE’RE GOING TO THE BATHHOUSE WITH RUMI!!!!!!

Mirdotdot (Today at 2:49 PM)
Okay. Well. I still have to apologize.

RumRum (Today at 2:50 PM)
You can apologize when we're there. Besides, it wasn't even that bad.

ZoeZoe (Today at 2:51 PM)
BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE! BATHHOUSE!

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Group chat:Rebellion Leader

Today 7:20 PM

Bobby

Mira!

My Rebellious Daughter

Hi. Yes?

Bobby

Please stop threatening the Saja Boys.

My Rebellious Daughter

I don't know what you're talking about. I did no such thing.

Bobby

Mira!

My Rebellious Daughter

😜

Bobby

MIRA!

Today 7:23 PM

Bobby

Mira! Your read receipts are on! Stop ignoring me!

📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.

Bobby

MIRA! ANSWER MY CALLS!!!

📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.

📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.

Bobby

MIRA! ANSWER MY CALLS!

📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.

Bobby

MIRA!

Today 7:29 PM

Bobby

Mira! Zoey just told me that you threatened another missile strike against the Saja Boys again. Stop threatening them!

My Rebellious Daughter

No 🥰

Bobby

MIRA

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

Who the hell keeps threatening me with missile strikes?? It’s funny. But seriously, who has all that money to get missiles???

❤ 25k 10:25 AM • Oct 3, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

@RyuDragon Why did I just see Mira chase Abby with a spatula?

❤ 27k 1:27 PM • Oct 3, 2025

41k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

That's because someone (Abby) tried snatching the cookies she just finished baking.

❤ 44k 1:28 PM • Oct 3, 2025

32k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

Deserved. You never take cookies.

Ruuuummmmi@RyuDragon

That's because someone (Abby) tried snatching the cookies she just finished baking.

❤ 19k 1:29 PM • Oct 3, 2025

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

ooooooooooh 👻

❤ 33.1k 8:06 PM • Oct 3, 2025

40k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @AbbySaja

Why do you, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi have an obsession with ghosts?

❤ 30k 8:07 PM • Oct 3, 2025

25k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

The supernatural merely calls to us. It sinks its claws into us and refuses to dislodge itself. We are but mere servants to the supernatural.

❤ 45k 8:08 PM • Oct 3, 2025

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korea dispatch
@dispatchsns

HUNTR/X’s Ryu Rumi and Saja Boys’ Romance Saja Spotted Engaging in “Couple Behavior” in Naksan Park

❤ 130k 11:09 PM • Oct 3, 2025

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HUNTR/X’s Unofficial ID Describer
@HUNTRXID

START ID. Rumi and Romance are sitting on a strewn-out blanket extremely close, so much so that their shoulders are practically touching. Rumi's head is thrown back, laughing at something Romance said. Romance has a massive grin on his face as one hand is settled on Rumi's leg. Between them is a bag full of snacks, food, and drinks. They had been in the middle of eating when Romance said something that caused Rumi to laugh. END ID

❤ 58K 11:11 PM • Oct 3, 2025

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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

what?

❤ 13 11:09 PM • Oct 3, 2025

6 people are talking about this

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Why are so many people asking me to clarify Rumi and a Saja Boys’ relationship?

❤ 53k 11:31 PM • Oct 3, 2025

61k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

For the 1000000 time! Rumi and I are NOT 🚫🙅 together! We're just friends! There is no romantic attraction between us.

korea dispatch@dispatchsns

HUNTR/X’s Ryu Rumi and Saja Boys’ Romance Saja Spotted Engaging in “Couple Behavior” in Naksan Park

❤ 61k 9:07 AM • Oct 4, 2025

70k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

Could've fooled me.

❤ 17k 9:08 AM • Oct 4, 2025

24k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Their relationship is strictly platonic, but they're both idiots and forget they're idols. Now leave me alone. I have work to finish.

Celine | CEO@CelineOfficial

Why are so many people asking me to clarify Rumi and a Saja Boys’ relationship?

❤ 71k 9:50 AM • Oct 4, 2025

42k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Notes:

I love torturing myself, apparently, because I decided that before I focus on the everyday November challenge thing I have going for myself, I have to finish all of October's 🥹

This is technically part 1. I have yet to start the rest of October. Some will be long (why did I make the 1st and 2nd so long???) and some will be short. Anything to get it finished by November!

Chapter 13: (mis)communication.

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Mira's back-to-back posts!
  • Baby still getting threatened!
  • Jinu and Mira interaction! (on alt accounts neither knows exist!)
  • Zoey's backflip poll!
  • Zoey's failed backflip pt.??
  • More Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi friendship!
  • Bobby's email!
  • The fictional dating show from ch2 now has a name and has returned!
  • Baby's tripping and falling saga!
  • Mystery and Rumi's baking fail!
  • Rumi's accidental concerning tweet!
  • Rumi's birthday!
  • Jealous Mira pt.3
  • Rumira communication fail!
  • Rumira get togehter!

Notes:

I knocked out last night and almost didn't finish this.


I put the November one with the October ones. Tomorrow is just November 2nd.


Happy late Halloween.

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

I’m a keeper or whatever the hell twice said

❤ 32k 2:37 PM • Oct 5, 2025

20k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

Am I too much? Is that why she doesn’t acknowledge me?

❤ 3 2:44 PM • Oct 5, 2025

2 people are talking about this

 

 

 

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No.
@BabySaja

@ilovemygirls I'm still getting missile strike threats.

❤ 45k 3:11 PM • Oct 6, 2025

34k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @BabySaja

Sigh. I'll handle it. Again.

❤ 56k 3:12 PM • Oct 6, 2025

37k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

she's a 10 but she's so fucking oblivious and probably straight it hurts

❤ 7 7:20 PM • Oct 6, 2025

19 people are talking about this

 

sha sha sha or die 🔫
@shashashabitch

Oh my god, please just ask her out, you're causing me to get grey hairs over here!

❤ 15 7:21 PM • Oct 6, 2025

26 people are talking about this

 

luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

replying to @shashashabitch

no

❤ 100 7:22 PM • Oct 6, 2025

45 people are talking about this

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Should I do another backflip 🤔

Yes

No

1,527 votes - 3 hours left

❤ 67k 11:09 AM • Oct 7, 2025

52k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @mojojozo

Zoey no!

❤ 44k 11:10 AM • Oct 7, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Gues what won 😊

89%Yes

11%No

15,927 votes - Final Results

❤ 38k 4:48 PM • Oct 7, 2025

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Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

Before anyone asks, yes, Zoey failed to do another backflip. She won't be attending tonight's concert due to a minor ankle injury.

❤ 55k 7:19 PM • Oct 7, 2025

31.2k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @CelineOfficial

Do you have to call me out like this 🥺🥹

❤ 45k 7:20 PM • Oct 7, 2025

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AbbysAb_Saja 319k likes
AbbysAb_Saja : look at these two idiots @Myst_Saja @RyuRyu_RumRum
AbbysAb_Saja : You took a photo of that?? HUNTRXID: Rumi is seen attempting to climb out of an open window onto what appears to be a fire escape. Mystery Saja (Saja Boys) is seen grabbing the back of her hoodie, attempting to pull her back inside with a giant smile on his face, laughing very obviously. Romance Saja is seen standing off screen with a hand pressed against his mouth attempting to prevent anyone from seeing his amusement. ValentineRomeo_Saja : Now why am I being involved in this 🤨 Jin_Wooooooo : Why am I never invited to these hangouts? Hurting my feelings 😭💔 ↳ GodofSajaSpice :Because no one wants you around 😜😊 RyuRyu_RumRum : I'm taking a page out of whoever's threatening Baby and ordering a missile strike on you 🥰 ↳ defonotmiratrix: I've taught you well 🩷 ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : GAY 🌈💅 View all 243k comments October 8, 2025

 

 

 

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Stop threatening the Saja Boys!!

To: [email protected]

I’m sending you an email because obviously my texts didn’t get to you!

Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, stop threatening the Saja Boys! Especially Romance and Baby Saja!

If you ignore this email, I’ll start leaving post-it notes in your room!

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Guess who just got sent an email 😜

❤ 41.6k 10:09 AM • Oct 8, 2025

30k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

What did you do?

❤ 35k 10:10 AM • Oct 8, 2025

42k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

I should’ve added more information. It wasn’t them! It was from Bobby.

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025@mimimira

Guess who just got sent an email 😜

❤ 33.2k 10:51 AM • Oct 8, 2025

27k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @mimimira

Oh yeah, that makes more sense than what Rumi and I thought lol

❤ 40k 10:52 AM • Oct 8, 2025

35.2k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @mojojozo

What does this mean??

❤ 23k 10:53 AM • Oct 8, 2025

31k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

EUNAH BROKE UP WITH JAEHO @CelineOfficial @mojojozo

❤ 18k 3:27 PM • Oct 8, 2025

25k people are talking about this

 

Celine | CEO
@CelineOfficial

replying to @AbbySaja

Finally!

❤ 31k 3:28 PM • Oct 8, 2025

25k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @AbbySaja

HALLELUJAH!

❤ 45k 3:29 PM • Oct 8, 2025

30.1k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @AbbySaja

I don’t know how you guys like Starlight Rendezvous so much.

❤ 19k 3:30 PM • Oct 8, 2025

23k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @RomanceSaja

It’s the LA one.

❤ 35k 3:31 PM • Oct 8, 2025

21.8k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @RyuDragon

I understand completely.

❤ 23k 3:32 PM • Oct 8, 2025

28k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

Life is so wonderful 🙂

❤ 27k 5:27 PM • Oct 9, 2025

38k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @JinuSaja

Why?

❤ 40k 5:28 PM • Oct 9, 2025

34k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @ilovemygirls

Baby tripped and fell down the stairs

❤ 24k 5:29 PM • Oct 9, 2025

31k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Proof!!!!

❤ 34k 5:30 PM • Oct 9, 2025

22k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @mojojozo

hehehehehehe

❤ 36k 5:31 PM • Oct 9, 2025

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Myst_Saja 412k likes
Myst_Saja : Would anyone care for something to eat?
Z03Y_Zozo : How did you burn something THAT bad?!? What was it supposed to be?? Jin_Wooooooo : What the hell were you guys attempting to bake???? GodofSajaSpice : Did you travel back to the Demon Realm to grab rocks? What the fuck is that? ↳ Myst_Saja : Cookies ☹️ ↳ AbbysAb_Saja : That was supposed to be cookies!??!? ValentineRomeo_Saja : Who the fuck burned those cookies so bad? I need answers! ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : I did 😔 ↳ MiraDotDotBlast : That’s okay. Try something different next time. ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : Hah GAY 🌈💅 View all 502k comments October 10, 2025

 

 

 

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Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

so tired love you

❤ 84k 12:12 PM • Oct 11, 2025

100k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @RyuDragon

Rumi???!!!!

❤ 47k 12:13 PM • Oct 11, 2025

51k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @RyuDragon

ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!

❤ 21k 12:14 PM • Oct 11, 2025

32k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

RUMI ANSWER MY CALLS!!

❤ 74k 12:15 PM • Oct 11, 2025

68k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

Perhaps I should've been more careful with my word choice. I was tired and just wanted to say I love my fans. I did not mean to make everyone panic.

Ruuuummmmi@RyuDragon

so tired love you

❤ 61k 5:07 PM • Oct 11, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

Baby tripped and fell. Again.

❤ 18k 7:09 AM • Oct 12, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

Day 3 of Baby tripping and falling.

❤ 25k 1:27 PM • Oct 13, 2025

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Faceless
@MysterySaja

Day 4 of Baby tripping and falling.

❤ 36k 1:06 AM • Oct 14, 2025

27k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

Day 5 of Baby tripping.

❤ 22k 8:28 PM • Oct 15, 2025

26k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

Day 6 of Baby tripping and falling.

❤ 35k 9:18 PM • Oct 16, 2025

23k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Love that despite still being on tour for “ENEMIES: Chapter One,” Abby, Mystery, Romance, and Rumi are still keeping track of Baby tripping and falling.

❤ 35k 4:10 PM • Oct 17, 2025

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

Just saw Zoey trip over thin air. Someone please get her balance classes.

❤ 22k 8:00 PM • Oct 18, 2025

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

Why am I never included? Heart has been broken so many times 💔

❤ 45k 1:09 PM • Oct 19, 2025

33k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

Someone tell Baby to stop tripping and falling in public.

❤ 27k 1:10 PM • Oct 19, 2025

38k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

Day ?? of Baby tripping and falling.

❤ 19k 6:27 PM • Oct 20, 2025

22k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

Gues what happened? That's right. Baby tripped and fell.

❤ 17k 2:09 PM • Oct 21, 2025

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No.
@BabySaja

Yeah yeah yeah I know. I tripped and fell again.

❤ 39k 7:19 PM • Oct 22, 2025

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🫧 Cece 🩷
@CelineSun

@RyuDragon Happy twenty-fourth birthday ma chérie. Before anyone privately messages me (yes, I’m looking at you, Bobby) to ask, yes, I let Rumi change my account. Perhaps I should expose some childhood stories about you, ma chérie.

❤ 45k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025

39k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

DO NOT!

❤ 61k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025

54.2k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

@RyuDragon Happy 24th! 🎉🎁🎈 You were so tiny when I met you for the first time. I'm really proud of you for coming so far. Love you 🩷

❤ 22k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025

601 people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @ilovemygirls

stop making me cry on my birthday! You're sweet. Love you too.

❤ 61.3k 12:02 AM • Oct 23, 2025

1.8k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOE 🎉🎊🥳🎁#HappyBirthdayRumi #HappyRumiDay

❤ 60k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025

3k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @mojojozo

do you just have photos like these on standby or something???

❤ 19.5k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025

16k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

@RyuDragon Happy birthday. How does it feel being a fossil?

❤ 713k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025

431k people are talking about this

 

Ruuuummmmi
@RyuDragon

replying to @mimimira

You're calling me old? 🥺 Are you trying to break my heart?

❤ 892k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025

871k people are talking about this

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @RyuDragon

No. I think you're beautiful.

❤ 995k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025

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No.
@BabySaja

This is so fucking gay. Alexa, play “Girls Love Girls” by Hayley Kiyoko

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025@mimimira

No. I think you're beautiful.

❤ 45k 12:02 AM • Oct 23, 2025

39k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @BabySaja

Also, while you're requesting Alexa to play that, also request to play “Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars 👍

❤ 17k 12:03 AM • Oct 23, 2025

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

Because a whole bunch of fans, my girls, and now the Saja Boys have been begging to know what the “Great Fiasco of 2009 we no longer talk about” is, I have been given permission by Celine and Rumi to share this. When Rumi was 6-7, Celine told her that she was originally supposed to be born on February 14, and Rumi spent the entire day sobbing about how she could've had a cooler birthday.

❤ 55k 12:07 AM • Oct 23, 2025

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RyuRyu_RumRum 514k likes
RyuRyu_RumRum : Gotta make sure that @GodofSajaSpice is hidden. He can’t be seen.
GodofSajaSpice : Wow. Fuck you too 🖕 but still love you dumbass 🥰 defonotmira: what did you just say? View all 531k comments October 23, 2025

 

 

 

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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

replying to @shashashabitch

why did he say that?

❤ 7 7:22 PM • Oct 23, 205

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GofofSajaSpice 310k likes
GodofSajaSpice : The face one makes upon discovering that I ordered an entire platter of hot food and then immediately drowned it in more hot sauce before she came back :)
RyuRyu_RumRum : That was so much hot sauce. I could smell it from the entrance. You're gonna feel that later. But I love you too 🫶 defonotmira: …you what? View all 317k comments October 23, 2025

 

 

 

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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry

replying to @shashashabitch

why did SHE say that?

❤ 21 7:53 PM • Oct 23, 205

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH FROM MIRA! 😭 FIRST SHE SINGS 34+35 AND THEN SHE (OUT OF NOWHERE, MIND YOU) STARTS BELTING WHEN I WAS YOUR MAN!!!! WHY?????

❤ 88k 1:10 PM • Oct 24, 2025

75k people are talking about this

 

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025
@mimimira

replying to @mojojozo

zto expging net

❤ 66k 1:11 PM • Oct 24, 2025

58k people are talking about this

 

🫧 Cece 🩷
@CelineSun

replying to @mojojozo @mimimira

Please don't drink and text on your main account. Last time you bragged about your dick size—you don't have one.

❤ 78k 1:12 PM • Oct 24, 2025

75k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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#Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 1:17 PM)
Perhaps I have made a slight miscalculation about this plan of mine. Gulp.

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 1:18 PM)
You think???

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 1:19 PM)
I told you that this was such a bad idea.

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 1:20 PM)
It's not that bad? It could be worse.

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 1:21 PM)
How could it possibly get worse? Actually, never mind. I probably just jinxed myself.

[Message #Demon Incorporation]

 

 

 

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Group chat:Mimi(ne)

Fri, Oct 24 1:24 PM

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Fri, Oct 24 1:27 PM

Rumi

Mira

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Rumi

Mira pleaser answer my calls.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Rumi

Mira!

Rumi

You're worrying me

Sat, Oct 25 3:08 AM

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Rumi

Mira!

Rumi

Your read receipts are on! I can see that you're reading this!

Rumi

Why are you ignoring me?

Rumi

I asked around. I'm the only one you're ignoring, which is surprising because you don't like the Saja Boys?

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Rumi

Please answer

Sun, Oct 26 10:17 AM

Rumi

Mira please respond.

Rumi

Let me know what I did wrong!

Rumi

Please!

Mon, Oct 27 10:16 PM

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Tue, Oct 28 1:29 AM

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Rumi

Mira please. I'll write you a letter if I have to.

Wed, Oct 29 6:08 AM

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Thur, Oct 30 8:02 PM

Rumi

Please?

📞 Mimi has missed your call.

Fri, Oct 31 11:27 PM

Rumi

Happy Halloween.

Rumi

I wish you would've joined us today.

Rumi

Whenever you're ready to talk. I'm here.

Sat, Nov 1 2:09 PM

Mimi

Hi.

Rumi

Thank God!

Rumi

You've been ignoring me for so long, I thought something happened to you!

Mimi

We're on tour right now Rumi.

Mimi

What could've possibly happened to me during a tour?

Rumi

I don't fucking know Mira!

Rumi

I wasn't fucking thing properly!

Rumi

I was so worried about you!

Mimi

You're not worried.

Rumi

What're you talking about?

Rumi

You don't get to say that I'm not worried!

Mimi

You're having soooooooooooo much fun with the Saja Boys instead of me and Zo.

Mimi

Quit lying to me.

Rumi

I'm not lying to you, Mira. I swear.

Rumi

And I know that the last time I promised I wasn't lying to you, I was, but you have to believe me this time. I'm not lying to you. I'm being serious.

Rumi

I'm worried about you.

Rumi

Please answer.

Rumi

Please

Mimi

How do you expect me to believe you? You spent your birthday away from us.

Mimi

Away from me…

Rumi

Is this what this is about?

Rumi

You're upset.

Mimi

Of course I'm fucking upset Rumi!

Mimi

You've been hanging out with the Saja Boys instead of me and Zo!

Mimi

I get it. They're your friends. I don't want to make you choose between us and them. I wouldn't ever.

Mimi

But jeez Rumi. Would it kill you to spend at least an hour or two with me and Zo? Even just a phone call?

Mimi

You're always with them, and if you're not with them in person, then you're constantly talking to them on Discord or on FaceTime.

Mimi

Am I even your friend???

Rumi

You are!

Rumi

Of course you are!

Rumi

No one can take that away from you and Zo. You two are my closest best friends. No one will ever replace you.

Mimi

It doesn't feel like that Rumi!

Mimi

It feels like you're choosing them over and over and over and over again!

Mimi

Why can't you just choose me and Zo for once?

Mimi

Why can't you choose ME for once??

Rumi

Mira

Mimi

I love you.

Mimi

I've loved you for a while. I never said anything because I never wanted to ruin this—you, me, Zoey.

Mimi

After the Idol Awards, I thought I had ruined everything between us.

Mimi

And then we started getting better. We started being us again. Together

Mimi

And then those fuckers came back, and it's like you just immediately jumped ship to go to theirs.

Mimi

I get it Rumi. They're demons and know more about that than we ever will, and have helped you learn about your powers and everything, but seriously?

Mimi

You couldn't have rescheduled with them? Why are we always getting left behind?

Rumi

I'm sorry.

Rumi

I never meant to let you and Zoey feel like that. I never meant to make you guys feel replaced or neglected or like I didn't need you anymore. I do. I need you both so much it hurts sometimes.

Rumi

I never meant for that, but I know that intention doesn't excuse how it impacted you two.

Rumi

It's just that when the boys came back and didn't hear Gwi-Ma in their heads and their patterns matched mine, and they were good, I jumped at the opportunity to learn about my demon side.

Rumi

I let the excitement about learning everything about my demon side get in the way of our friendship. I should've been able to split my time between them and you girls without making any of you feel neglected or replaced, but especially you and Zoey.

Rumi

You and Zo are my best friends. And even though the boys have taught me a bunch, they couldn't ever replace you. Not even if they tried.

Rumi

You're amazing Mira. And really, really pretty. I couldn't imagine my life without you. Or Zoey.

Rumi

I'm so sorry for making you feel like this. I'm also so goddamn sorry I didn't stop them from playing with your emotions. That was a fucked up move on my part, and I should've done something—anything—to protect you. I shouldn't have just blindly followed and let it slide.

Mimi

You don't have to apologize for that. I already figured something like that was the case. Baby never says “I love you” to anyone.

Mimi

I saw that reply and I just… I don't know. I thought you liked him back or something.

Rumi

No!

Rumi

I don't like him! The boys are just friends!

Rumi

That's all they are.

Rumi

Friends.

Sat, Nov 1 2:26 PM

Mimi

I'm sorry.

Mimi

I just calmed down and stopped drinking. I reread my previous messages. I'm sorry for putting you in an awkward/uncomfortable situation.

Mimi

Im sorry for ignoring you for so long.

Mimi

You don't have to feel the same way. I don't blame you. But please don't let this affect our ability to perform as a group.

Rumi

Why wouldn't I feel the same way?

Mimi

Rumi?

Rumi

I love you too.

Rumi

Come to my room?

Mimi

Your room?

Rumi

Yes. My room. Open invitation.

Rumi

;)

 

 

 

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

Has anyone seen Rumi and Mira??? I may or may not have been able to find them since 1 pm!!!!

❤ 58k 6:08 PM • Nov 1, 2025

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MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @ilovemygirls

Don't worry about it :)

❤ 61k 6:09 PM • Nov 1, 2025

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RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @ilovemygirls @LoverGirl

Had some catching up to do :)

❤ 56k 6:09 PM • Nov 1, 2025

43k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl @RyuverDragon

I don't like those smiley faces, those are scaring me 😧

❤ 44k 6:10 PM • Nov 1, 2025

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

Did you two change your profiles and usernames? To match?

RumRum@RyuverDragon

Had some catching up to do :)

❤ 13k 6:13 PM • Nov 1, 2025

26k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RomanceSaja

Perchance :)

❤ 75k 6:14 PM • Nov 1, 2025

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MiraDotDotBlast 709k likes
MiraDotDotBlast : hehehehehehe this our beautiful son—Jiho
RyuRyu_RumRum : oi, luv you shouldn't announce the birth of our son without my input,t don't ya know that breaks a mother's heart? ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : Excuse me?! Why wasn't I informed of Jiho’s birth personally? Why was I informed about this through social media? ValentineRomeo_Saja : Congratulations! Hope he's healthy 🙏 Jin_Wooooooo : Such a perfect boy 😊 AbbysAb_Saja : How come no one told me I was an uncle?! Where's my nephew?! ↳ GodofSajaSpice :As her closest friend, I get dibs on seeing him first! View all 705k comments November 1, 2025

 

 

 

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r/relationship_advice

throwRAfellinlovewbff · 1hr ago

I (23f) have fallen in love with my (23f) best friend. Advice? [UPDATE]

Hi.

It's me. The woman who fell in love with my best friend.

To be honest, I expected to come back on here making an update about Risae not feeling the same way, and it ruining our friendship. That's what I expected to happen. Especially after how I behaved towards her. Yes, I know I was wrong and that I was the asshole for it. Risae spent her birthday with her other friends, and as some people might suspect, I got jealous and, instead of acknowledging it and owning up to it, I ignored her attempts to contact me.

I'm lucky Risae didn't stop trying and didn't give up on me. I'm forever grateful that she still had faith in me. Yell at me in the comments about how stupid and ungrateful and how much of an asshole I am.

Risae and I spoke and actually communicated with each other instead of just ignoring it and leaving it be the way it was. I'm still sad I didn't ask her out the way I wanted, and I know that was because of my insecurities and stupidity, and I promised her that I'd ask her out the way I planned.

You're probably confused as to what I mean. What I mean is that Risae and I are together now 🙂

We're officially dating now. I couldn't be happier.

Before you ask, yes, I am getting therapy, and yes, we're working on our communication.

Thank you to everyone who helped me and gave me advice. You helped me more than you probably know.

That's it. I probably won't update or edit this because I want our relationship to be private from now on. Thank you again.

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directairfryer1989 1hr ago...
I'm so happy for you, OP. I'm also glad that you're getting help and are going to work on your communication skills. I wish you and Risae the best!

alligatorman37192 1hr ago ...
I'm so glad that this had a happy ending! Wishing you and Risae the best!

fishyfishy_28198 1hr ago
Just for shits and giggles.

INFO: How did Eunseo and Risae’s other friends react?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 1hr
Lol. Eunseo and the others weren't shocked at all. Absolutely no one was. Risae’s adoptive mom and our manager only blinked and said, “About time.” Apparently, Risae's friends had a plan to make me jealous to realize how crazy I was about her or something kike that. It worked..

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Chapter 14: Likey

Summary:

Featuring:

  • Rumira being that obnoxious couple!
  • Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, Rumi, and Mira hanging out!
  • Mira getting added to the Demon Incorporation Discord!
  • Jinu going through it!
  • Baby and Rumi being friends!
  • The Baby tripping & falling (T&P) saga continues now with the addition of Rumi!
  • Mira's crush getting exposed!

The peace and happiness has lasted too long :)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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MiraDotDotBlast 435k likes
MiraDotDotBlast : The face one makes due to jealousy of a beautiful, wonderful, showstopping, amazing, awe-inspiring couple.
Myst_Saja : What even happened? Why and how did you make that expression? ↳ Z03Y_Zozo : You don’t wanna know. You don’t wanna know. You don’t wanna know. ↳ AbbysAb_Saja : Nevermind. I don’t think anybody else wants to know 😬 Jin_Wooooooo : Do I want to ask? Yes. Do I want to *know*? No. ↳ MiraDotDotBlast Smart man. Pleasure doing business with you. ValentineRomeo_Saja : …Rumi, please tell me that my assumption isn’t right. ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : Perhaps yes perhaps not 😄 GodofSajaSpice : lol gay View all 429k comments November 2, 2025

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

save me

❤ 321k 3:20 PM • Nov 2, 2025

28.1k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @mojojozo

Zoey?? What happened?!?!?

❤ 200k 3:21 PM • Nov 2, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @ilovemygirls

Nothing happened 😅 Mira and Rumi were just being obnoxious 🙄

❤ 407k 4:03 PM • Nov 2, 2025

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AbbysAb_Saja 217k likes
AbbysAb_Saja : @Z03Y_Z0z0 I understand why you made that face 😨
Z03Y_Zozo : I’m scarred for life. HUNTRXID: The photo is blurry and obscured due to the tip of Abby Saja’s thumb being in front of the lens. Despite the obstruction, the ones being photographed are Mira and Rumi. Rumi is lying on her side, curled in a fetal position, hugging a teddy bear. Her favorite greyish hoodie is pulled over her face, obscuring her from being visually identified. Mira is behind her in a similar hoodie, although hers isn’t pulled up or obstructing her from the camera—one arm is wrapped around Rumi’s waist while the other is holding her phone, she’s wide awake and glaring at the lens, most likely at Abby. GodofSajaSpice : Love that she’s glaring directly at you, love that for you 🥰 ValentineRomeo_Saja : I’m surprised that Mira didn’t/hasn’t murdered you yet for posting this. ↳ MiraDotDotBlast : I was thinking about it. Rumi gave me an ultimatum: either I murder him and lose cuddling and kissing privileges, or I don’t murder him and get whatever I want ;) ↳ Myst_Saja : Did you get whatever you wanted? ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : She did 😊 Jin_Wooooooo : I’m not surprised that Bobby has so many grey hairs when you guys do something like this! ↳ GodofSajaSpice : Look who’s talking. View all 221k comments November 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Romance
@RomanceSaja

I know my entire thing is romance and hearts and love and all that, but by whatever exists out there, do some people need to tone it down! My eyes can only handle so much!

❤ 521k 5:14 PM • Nov 2, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

Thank you! Someone understands what I’m going through!

❤ 109k 5:15 PM • Nov 2, 2025

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Myst_Saja 217k likes
Myst_Saja : Wasn't this such a fun night guys :)
HUNTRXID: START ID. It’s a photo taken from a good distance away, obviously by a tripod. Abby Saja, Romance Saja, and Mira are standing in front of a truck with the tailgate propped open, holding bags and drinks with incredulous looks on their faces. Mystery Saja, Baby Saja, and Rumi are sitting in the truck bed, each of them covered in some mysterious pink substance—Mystery and Rumi have the decency to have sheepish expressions (it’s not entirely obvious if this applies to Mystery) while Baby has a smirk. END ID. MiraDotDotBlast : Didn’t I tell you to not post this? Jin_Wooooooo : Oh, so MIRA gets to hang out with you guys, but your leader doesn’t?!? ↳ GodofSajaSpice : Yes. Z03Y_Zozo : I’m shocked. I thought you hated them!? ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : She got a reward after ☺️ ↳ ValentineRomeo_Saja : I don’t even wanna know. But thanks for getting her to hang out with us without any threats or murders! AbbysAb_Saja : I’m glad to be alive! View all 231k comments November 2, 2025

 

 

 

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#Demon Incorporation

Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!

We're all demons here. One of us is half human!

Welcome, Mirdotdot. We hope you brought cake. (Nov 2, 2025 - 8:28 PM)

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 8:28 PM)
Welcome!

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:28 PM)
What is this? Who added me?

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 8:29 PM)
This is our group chat. Welcome Mira.

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 8:30 PM)
Welcome to our club!

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 8:31 PM)
Welcome Squidward! Welcome Squidward!

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:32 PM)
Never do that again.
Also, what the hell are these names??

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 8:33 PM)
These are our real names. Like we asked Rumi some time ago. Do NOT tell anybody.

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:34 PM)
Listen, I despise all of you fuckers, but I'm not that much of a monster.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 8:35 PM)
Whore

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:36 PM)
Bitch.

𝙍𝙪𝙢𝙞, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛-𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 (Today at 8:37 PM)
Alright, alright, stop fighting, you two. Otherwise, I'm not getting those spicy wings for you, Youngjae, and you're getting your cuddle and kisses privileges revoked, Mira.

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:37 PM)
Yes Ma'am.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙟𝙖𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙚 (Today at 8:37 PM)
Yes Ma'am.

𝘿𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 (Today at 8:39 PM)
Ah.
So my assumption is correct, you're an omega.

Mirdotdot (Today at 8:40 PM)
Excuse me? What does this mean?

𝘽𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙣 (Today at 8:41 PM)
Not another demon lesson 😭

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙢𝙖 (Today at 8:42 PM)
@Mirdotdot I suggest that you get some snacks because we're gonna be here a long, long time.

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

I'm going through it right now, guys. I have to deal with such an obnoxious couple making goo-goo eyes at each other and keep feeding each other in front of me.

❤ 26.4k 9:03 PM • Nov 2, 2025

820 people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @JinuSaja

Now imagine how Zoey feels living with them

❤ 27k 9:04 PM • Nov 2, 2025

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GofofSajaSpice 610k likes
GodofSajaSpice : Let it be known that Rumi tripped and fell after this 🙂
Myst_Saja : About time someone other than you tripped and face planted. ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : Shut up ValentineRomeo_Saja : Where did you guys even go? None of us could find you for an hour! Mira was very upset. ↳ MiraDotDotBlast : I was. Jin_Wooooooo : Does no one read the messages in our group chat?! ↳ AbbysAb_Saja : No 🥰 ↳ Myst_Saja : I also didn't read the messages. Z03Y_Zozo : All of you guys are dumb 😒 View all 607k comments November 2, 2025

 

 

 

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Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

Day 1 of Baby and Rumi falling

❤ 27k 11:19 AM • Nov 3, 2025

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Faceless
@MysterySaja

How did absolutely no one know that Mira had a massive can be seen from space crush on Rumi?

❤ 30k 2:49 PM • Nov 3, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @MysterySaja

This wasn't obvious to anyone?!?! She literally commented this on a thirst trap edit of Rumi!!

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025@mimimira

she's so fucking hot like oh my god

❤ 982k 2:50 PM • Nov 3, 2025

6.2k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @mojojozo

This is slander. That wasn't me.

❤ 36.8k 2:51 PM • Nov 3, 2025

16k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @LoverGirl

It wasn't 🥺

❤ 32.5k 2:52 PM • Nov 3, 2025

7k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

No babe! I was lying! I'm a liar! It was about you!

❤ 31k 2:53 PM • Nov 3, 2025

10k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl

I rest my case.

❤ 27k 2:54 PM • Nov 3, 2025

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MiraDotDotBlast 610k likes
MiraDotDotBlast : Look at her. Not too long, though. I'll kill you if you stare too long.
HUNTRXID: START ID. Mira and Rumi are lying together on a bed that seems to be Mira’s. Mira has a little smile on her face. Rumi is curled beside her head, resting on Mira’s shoulder; she’s very obviously fast asleep. END ID. ValentineRomeo_Saja : How did you take that without her waking up? I know you take photos with the flash on! ↳ MiraDotDotBlast : She almost did. Had to play it cool to keep her sleeping. Z03Y_Zozo : Aww 🥺 that's so cute 🥰 but answer my goddamn messages! I need to know what to get for dinner! Jin_Wooooooo : I'm feeling eternally single witnessing this. I need a partner. ↳ AbbysAb_Saja : I can be your partner 🥰 GodofSajaSpice : Why is everyone gay? ↳ Myst_Saja : Aren't you gay too? 🤨 ↳ GodofSajaSpice : That's beside the point. MiraDotDotBlast : I see why Bobby and Celine have fear in their eyes whenever we have our phones out now. View all 607k comments November 3, 2025

 

 

 

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Notes:

Missed yesterday's posting :( So unfortunately have to put the 2 and 3 days together :(

Hopefully, the 4th will be the sole day!


Yes, unfortunately, this one's pretty short, but considering the previous two were 5,something and 4,something respectively it's to be expected. Aiming for at least 3,something for tommorow.

Chapter 15: Return.

Summary:

As mentioned in the previous chapter, the peace and happiness has lasted too long :)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

 

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Myst_Saja 507k likes
Myst_Saja : This was Baby’s idea, by the way. None of us knows why he wanted to do this pose.
GodofSajaSpice : Is it expose Baby Saja month or something? Jin_Wooooooo : Once again, I’m never invited. ↳ ValentineRomeo_Saja : Because you’re like 7738 years old, dude. ↳ Jin_Wooooooo : I’M NOT THAT OLD! MiraDotDotBlast : I deserve extra cuddles and kisses as compensation for my pain and suffering. ↳ RyuRyu_RumRum : You will! Promise! AbbysAb_Saja : Happy day! 😊 Z03Y_Zozo : You guys were together again? View all 510k comments November 4, 2025 span>

 

 

 

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Faceless
@MysterySaja

What does ily mean? And why did someone named “noticemesajas” send it to me?

❤ 381k 1:03 PM • Nov 4, 2025

248k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @MysterySaja

It means I love you!

❤ 257k 1:04 PM • Nov 4, 2025

107k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @mojojozo

I love you too. But what does ily mean? I'm confused.

❤ 716k 1:04 • Nov 4, 2025

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🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

Why and how did I just hear Zoey squeal from my office when she's at their penthouse?

❤ 157k 1:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025

26k people are talking about this

 

🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

Nevermind, I just found out why.

❤ 317k 1:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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Bobby
@ilovemygirls

Has anybody seen Mira or Rumi? I may have lost them 😅

❤ 192k 2:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025

9k people are talking about this

 

🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

replying to @ilovemygirls

How do you accidentally lose two grown adults?

❤ 201k 2:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025

20k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @CelineSun

I said that I MAY have lost them, not that I DID lose them!

❤ 534k 2:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

replying to @ilovemygirls

It's either you lost or didn't lose two grown adults.

❤ 261k 2:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025

44k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @CelineSun

It's not my fault that your daughter is a runner! You have to a put microchip on that girl before we have to file a missing person's report.

❤ 362k 2:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025

50k people are talking about this

 

🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

replying to @ilovemygirls

❤ 728k 2:11 PM • Nov 4, 2025

362k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @CelineSun

lmao nah who taught you memes?! 😭

❤ 821k 2:12 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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MirMir
@LoverGirl

Love is dead. Life is meaningless. My girl is gone. I wanna die.

❤ 912k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

453k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @LoverGirl

MIRA?! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!!?

❤ 310k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

27.4k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @LoverGirl

ANSWER MY CALLS!!!!!!!!!

❤ 544k 3:02 PM • Nov 4, 2025

62k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @LoverGirl

Mira? What does this mean? I’m so confused.

❤ 28k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

36.4k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @LoverGirl

What does this mean?!

❤ 33k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

16k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @LoverGirl

Answer my messages Mira otherwise I’m going over.

❤ 25k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

15.3k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @LoverGirl

What is happening? Mira, answer the emails I’m sending! Yes, I end her emails—she never responds to anything else I send her.

❤ 32k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

22.3k people are talking about this

 

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @LoverGirl

Answer my calls, you dumbass! I’m going to break your door down and find out what happened.

❤ 30.2k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

26k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl

STOP IGNORING ME! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW! I’M NOT DEALING WITH ANOTHER RUMI INCIDENT!!!!

❤ 765k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025

100k people are talking about this

 

 

 

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RumRum
@RyuverDragon

”Mira is so nonchalant.” “Mira is such a badass.” “Mira is so stoic.” Mira exactly less than 1.2 seconds after I tell her that I can’t keep cuddling her because I have to use the bathroom.

MirMir@LoverGirl

Love is dead. Life is meaningless. My girl is gone. I wanna die.

❤ 605k 6:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025

275k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @RyuverDragon

So I called the Seoul Metropolitan Police Department to request a wellness check on you for NOTHING?!

❤ 76k 6:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025

54k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @ilovemygirls

It wasn't for nothing! We actually got more therapists’ contacts, and Rumi has an appointment next week!

❤ 409k 6:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025

23.8k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @mojojozo

That’s good? I guess?

❤ 34k 6:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025

40.2k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @RyuverDragon

@LoverGirl So because you were going through a severe case of Cuddle Withdrawals (and also developing little bitchaities) you posted that?

❤ 21k 6:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025

27k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RomanceSaja

Shut up.

❤ 917k 6:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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r/relationship_advice

turtlelover7291 · 50mi ago

I think my friends are ignoring me.

Hey guys, it’s me, your (probably) favorite turtle lover/fun fact poster! It’s been a good couple of months since I last posted anything on here. I haven’t even posted anything related to turtles! Yes, I read everybody’s DMs and questions about whether I’m still alive. I am.

I’m coming on here to figure out if I’m probably overthinking or overreacting or something along those lines. Please be completely honest about this, you guys! I need to know if I’m justified in feeling like this or not.

So I (turtlelover obviously) [22F] have been friends with Hawksbill [24F] and Loggerhead [23F] (yes, I named after species of turtles, what’re you gonna do about it) for almost 6+ years now. Loggerhead and I were closer to one another because Hawksbill was going through some issues that she needed to resolve first. Don’t worry! She’s doing much better 😊. Anyway, it’s a long and complicated story that isn't my place to share or explain.

The problem (I guess) comes in 3 separate parts

1.) Hawksbill has been hanging out a lot with some friends she’s recently made and barely made time for me and Loggerhead. 2.) Loggerhead got jealous because she’s been crushing on Hawksbill for a while, and they had some kind of fight that was totally one-sided on Loggerhead’s part! They just recently got together, too! 3.) Hawksbill and Loggerhead have been hanging out with Hawksbill’s friends a lot more, which leaves me alone in our apartment :(

I feel like I’m reading too much into things because I’m a self-certified people pleaser and have had bad experiences with people pretending to be friends with me.

Idk. I just feel like they hate me or something.

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shrimpmaster 50mi ago
This might be kind of a stretch, but maybe Hawksbill and Loggehead are keeping their distance and hanging out with Hawksbill’s other friends because they think you’re uncomfortable with their relationship, and they don’t want to make you feel like that?
turtlelover7291 50mi ago
Maybe? I don’t know. I’m perfectly okay with their relationship! I mean, yeah, they act like 13-year-olds in a middle school relationship and all that, but other than that, I don’t mind their relationship!
strawberryshortcake_7w928e 50mi ago
This sounds like a severe case of miscommunication. Just talk to Hawksbill and Loggerhead and figure out what’s going on before this spirals out of control and either ends in you guys arguing and having a strained friendship or this permanently breaks your friendship!
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airjumpgod 47mi ago...
Miscommunication strikes again! Please just communicate with them before ALL THREE of you guys ruin your friendship.

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Tue, Nov 4 8:09 PM

Turtle

Hey! Can I ask you guys something?

Better in Pink

Sure.

Temu Version of Lucifer

Go ahead.

Turtle

Are we still friends?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Of course, we’re still friends! What brought this on?

Turtle

Nothing! I was just asking!

Better in Pink

It’s obviously coming from somewhere, Zo. What’s going on? What’s bringing this up? What happened? Did something happen? Did someone say something to you again?

Turtle

No one said anything to me! I mean that! It’s just that lately I’ve been feeling like you guys have been prioritizing everything over our friendship, and don’t get me wrong, I’m really happy that you guys are finally together and that you and the Saja Boys are getting along great! But it still feels like you guys are having way more fun being away from me, and I know that’s it's stupid because you guys haven’t ever given me any reason to think you’re happier away from me, but for whatever reason, I haven’t been able to make myself believe it. I don’t know, I think that it’s overwhelming. It’s always been us, and now you guys are hanging out with the Saja Boys a lot, and I don’t know, I think I’m getting overwhelmed being left home alone for hours, and you guys have barely been responding to my messages and calls!

Temu Version of Lucifer

I’m sorry we made you feel that way, Zo. That wasn’t something we wanted you to feel; it wasn’t our intention at all! We’ll make it up to you! Anyway you want!

Turtle

Aquarium?

Better in Pink

Already have tickets.

Turtle

How?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Mira and I planned to surprise you by taking you to the aquarium tomorrow.

Turtle

With the Saja Boys?

Better in Pink

No. We realized that we’ve been spending so much time away from you without doing anything afterwards with you, and we wanted to try and fix it. We planned everything out for a few hours yesterday.

Turtle

You did?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Yep. We planned everything out. We were gonna take you to get some boba and then take you to the aquarium and then go to Build a Bear or something and then take you out to eat dinner at your favorite restaurant. And then we planned on doing whatever you wanted for the rest of the week.

Turtle

So we’re still friends?

Better in Pink

Yes.

Turtle

And we’re still going to the aquarium?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Yes.

Turtle

Tomorrow?

Better in Pink

No. We’re going now. Get dressed.

 

 

 

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Z03Y_Zozo 837k likes
Z03Y_Zozo : Aquarium! Turtles! Souvenir shop!
MiraDotDotBlast : Calm down. It's not that serious. RyuRyu_RumRum : I am never bringing you to the aquarium again! It took so long to get you away from the turtles. Jin_Wooooooo : Hope you had fun! AbbysAb_Saja : Glad that you got to see turtles! ☺️ Myst_Saja : ♥️ ValentineRomeo_Saja : Hope you enjoyed dinner afterwards! GodofSajaSpice : Glad you had fun. View all 421k comments November 4, 2025

 

 

 

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Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

wifey discussed studies reduction official installer official t-shirts party significantly serious discussion 4 article we to of we in by so if is so of ya week is the is that to is to to us to to if the to be the HS to the in

❤ 62k 11:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025

24k people are talking about this

 

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @JinuSaja

Did you have a fucking stroke? What the fuck is this?

❤ 19k 11:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025

22k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @BabySaja

Hes doing that thing where you long press your keyboard and just drag your finger around to make random words. We had an entire conversation like that 😄

❤ 445k 11:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025

35k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @RyuverDragon

Did you understand anything he said?

❤ 58k 11:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025

25k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @mojojozo

Nope 🥰

❤ 721k 11:11 PM • Nov 4, 2025

47k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

Why are you sending another woman heart emojis 🤨

❤ 871k 11:12 PM • Nov 4, 2025

82k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @LoverGirl

Hello?! Excuse me!? Why are you jealous over Rumi sending Zoey a heart emoji?!

❤ 123k 11:13 PM • Nov 4, 2025

73k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @RomanceSaja

Zoey bet that Mira wouldn't be able to handle playing the role of a possessive jealous boyfriend for more than an hour. We're only 15 minutes in.

❤ 616k 11:14 PM • Nov 4, 2025

72k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

I wanna cuddle and kiss my girlfriend 🥺 but I can't until this goddamn bet is over! Set me free!

❤ 916k 11:15 PM • Nov 4, 2025

86k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl

Set me free 🤨

❤ 736k 11:16 PM • Nov 4, 2025

81k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @mojojozo

Why do you have so many different memes? I need answers Zoey!

❤ 517k 11:17 PM • Nov 4, 2025

37k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @AbbySaja

Answer 🤨

❤ 167k 11:18 PM • Nov 4, 2025

521k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @mojojozo

Can we please focus on the bet you and Mira made about her becoming a possessive jealous boyfriend?

❤ 24k 11:19 PM • Nov 4, 2025

28k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @RomanceSaja

No. We can not.

❤ 32k 11:20 PM • Nov 4, 2025

71k people are talking about this

 

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @JinuSaja

lmao do you know something?

❤ 32k 11:21 PM • Nov 4, 2025

39k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @BabySaja

He does!

❤ 33k 11:22 PM • Nov 4, 2025

38k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @mojojozo

Congratulations Jinu. You've been involved in something for the first time 👏

❤ 46k 11:23 PM • Nov 4, 2025

51k people are talking about this

 

Kim Jinu
@JinuSaja

replying to @MysterySaja

Hey! 😠

❤ 36k 11:24 PM • Nov 4, 2025

48k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @JinuSaja

Oooh I'm so scared 😟

❤ 22k 11:25 PM • Nov 4, 2025

27k people are talking about this

 

No.
@BabySaja

replying to @AbbySaja

RayRay stop you're gonna make it mad

❤ 816k 11:26 PM • Nov 4, 2025

618k people are talking about this

 

Romance
@RomanceSaja

replying to @BabySaja

I don't give a FUCK Keisha!

❤ 517k 11:26 PM • Nov 4, 2025

519k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RomanceSaja

Who taught you these movies?

❤ 416k 11:27 PM • Nov 4, 2025

17k people are talking about this

 

Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @LoverGirl

Zoey showed us some American movies, especially horror comedy movies.

❤ 51k 11:27 PM • Nov 4, 2025

57k people are talking about this

 

Bobby
@ilovemygirls

replying to @MysterySaja

Absolutely love that you guys completely forget that you guys have group chats and don't have to do this for everyone to see.

❤ 100k 11:27 PM • 2025

86k people are talking about this

 

the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @ilovemygirls

But this is funner! Besides everybody's entertained this way!!!

❤ 209k 11:28 PM • Nov 4, 2025

81k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @mojojozo

No one is being entertained about this Zoey.

❤ 624k 11:29 PM • Nov 4, 2025

14k people are talking about this

 

🫧 Celine 🩷
@CelineSun

replying to @RyuverDragon

I'm being entertained.

❤ 903k 11:29 PM • Nov 4, 2025

105k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @CelineSun

MAMAN!!!

❤ 408k 11:30 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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No.
@BabySaja

This was so entertaining.

RumRum@RyuverDragon

MAMAN!!!

❤ 93k 11:44 PM • Nov 4, 2025

52k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @BabySaja

Why can't my suffering be private? Why must it be publicized for everybody to see?!

❤ 326k 11:45 PM • Nov 4, 2025

272k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

Because everything was posted for everybody to see? Maybe that's why? Probably a reach.

❤ 319k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025

36k people are talking about this

 

RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @LoverGirl

No more kisses and cuddles for you. Your privileges have been revoked! Revoked I say!

❤ 718k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025

42k people are talking about this

 

MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

No! I'm sorry 🥺 I didn't mean it.

❤ 528k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025

53k people are talking about this

 

Gym Bro 💪
@AbbySaja

replying to @LoverGirl

I think we need to learn to use group chats and Discord more often. Some things should be kept private.

❤ 51k 11:47 PM • Nov 4, 2025

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From: [email protected]

Subject: This is your only warning.

To: [email protected]

Dear Seong Yeongja.

Hello and goodbye Yeongja.

I'll forgo any kind of introduction considering we've known each other for decades.

This is your final warning. Mother and Father have grown tired of your nonsensical and irrational behavior and we've come to the decision that we can no longer remain silent. I can not continue to allow you to continue this delusional belief that Mother and Father have hurt you.

This is only a courtesy email.

I hope this email finds you well and that you have no regrets in life for what you've said about and done to our family.

I'll be waiting for a response. I know you'll respond to this once you see the news.

Goodbye Yeongja.

Signed,

𝚂𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚈𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚑𝚢𝚞𝚔, 𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

 

 

 

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Tue, Nov 4 11:50 PM

Turtle

Mira do NOT go on social media!

Better in Pink

What? Why?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Just don't go online until we tell you when you can go online.

Better in Pink

Why?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Just promise us that you won't go online!

Turtle

Promise!

Better in Pink

Okay. Okay. I promise.

 

 

 

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korea dispatch
@dispatchsns

HUNTR/X Mira’s older brother has agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview

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Notes:

This was supposed to have gone out last night, but alas, the stupid Instagram portions didn't want to cooperate with me :(

It took me a while to fix it, and by then it was already late. I'm already falling behind on my personal challenge :( Don't worry, I'll get it :)

Chapter 16: Aftermath.

Summary:

Is the angst over?

Possibly. Who knows.

Notes:

I redid the interview portion so many times it's not even funny.

I scrapped a bunch of the questions and responses and eventually just gave up. I'll probably fix the interview portion up and edit this chapter, but that's later rather than soon.


As a heads up, I'm skipping the 6th day and focusing on the 7th day onward because originally I planned on the 6th day having more responses to the interview, but then decided against it.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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DISPATCH

[EXCLUSIVE] HUNTR/X Mira’s Older Brother Sits Down For an Interview

The Singer’s Elusive Brother Has Agreed to do an Interview

From the moment extraordinary KPop group HUNTR/X exploded onto the entertainment scene six years ago, an air of mystery has always surrounded member Seong Mira, the visual and choreographer, especially regarding her family and past before becoming part of the successful, extremely popular trio.

Every single year, practically every month, fans speculate and theorize about Seong’s past and family life, given the lack of information Seong has provided fans throughout the years. Many have pointed to estrangement due to her “black sheep” and “problem child” persona that Seong and Sunlight Entertainment have been pushing since the announcement of HUNTR/X all those years ago.

Due to a lack of information and to lack of evidence indicating that Seong even has a family, it's pretty clear that fans and netizens alike are desperate for answers to these mystery-shrouded year-long questions that have been strategically avoided and evaded with ease.

Until now.

Recently, Seong’s older brother has agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview with Dispatch following years of attempted contact that ended in rejection or unacknowledgment from Seong's family.

For Seong's brother’s privacy, his name has been changed to simply Jun—this is a fictional placeholder name and does not correlate to his real name.

1. As you probably know by now, your sister's image follows the stereotypical black sheep/problem child/bad girl aesthetic that is pushed by not only herself but also by Sunlight Entertainment. How accurate or genuine is this persona that your sister and Sunlight Entertainment have been pushing for years? Do you agree with it?

“Ah. Honestly, I expected this specific question to come up sometime during this interview, but I probably should've expected it to be one of the very first questions asked [laughter], but yes.

This assessment is fairly accurate, yes. My sister has always been quite rebellious, I would agree. Ever since she was a child, she was always quite a handful for our family, rebellious, disobedient, and a troublemaker. I could go on and on for hours if you'd let me, but this isn't about me.”

2. Can you explain why and where this image began?

“To be honest, here I’m not sure. As I mentioned before, she’s always been rebellious and disobedient, but if I were to guess based on my own recollection, this began very early, almost six? Yeah, six years old is when she began behaving like that. I’m seven years older than her, so when she began misbehaving the way she did, I was about thirteen at the time, and as the older brother, it was my responsibility to look after my little sister, but eventually even I couldn’t continue to help her.

As beloved as she is, no one knows her real personality. She wasn’t a good child, wasn’t even a child our parents could brag about, because as she grew older, she began skipping school and acting out, and I’m going to be brutally honest here for a second, she was a burden to our parents and their health. All of her constant misbehaviour stressed our Mother and Father to the point of fatigue and exhaustion.

As for the why, I’m stumped. I don’t have any possible clue as to what could have potentially caused this rebellious flame in her.”

3. Has your sister ever contacted you following her becoming an idol?

“[Laughs] No. No, she hasn’t. Not even once. Quite sad, honestly.”

4. You've mentioned that your sister was a troublemaker. What kind of trouble did she get herself into?

“Uh, that’s quite a challenging question to answer, not because I cannot think of anything off the top of my head—I actually can think of multiple instances—but because answering this specific question means being here for more than an extra hour.

You see, my sister’s troublemaking tendencies have resulted in legal repercussions. More often than not, our Father would have to retrieve her from a police station because of something she’d done to warrant the police being called on her. As you can imagine, this [is also me not including the numerous charges almost pressed against her] caused a massive strain in the relationship between me, our parents, and her. Even now, all these years later, our relationship remains strained. I wish it weren’t so, but when you have a child and a sibling like her, there’s only so much you can do to help them.

4. Is there anything about her you wish people knew about your sister?

“Unfortunately, for legal reasons, I can’t divulge much information, but I can say for certain that she is not the kind-hearted girl everyone believes her to be. Everything you see regarding her is all a facade. What kind of kind-hearted girl causes their family stress for no reason other than her wanting to be known as a problem?”


 

 

 

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Wed, Nov 5 12:01 AM

Better in Pink

Are you guys gonna explain why I'm not allowed to be on social media?

Wed, Nov 5 12:17 AM

Better in Pink

Hello?

Better in Pink

Are you guys gonna answer?

Wed, Nov 5 1:16 AM

Better in Pink

It's been a fucking hour!

Better in Pink

What the hell are you guys doing?

Better in Pink

Hello?!

Wed, Nov 5 8:27 AM

Temu Version of Lucifer

I'm so sorry!

Temu Version of Lucifer

We were supposed to respond once everything finished, but we crashed last night!

Temu Version of Lucifer

Sorry!

Better in Pink

What took you so long to answer?

Turtle

Okay, so don't get upset

Turtle

But your brother did an interview with Dispatch and said some pretty…you know how your brother is I don't even need to say anything.

Better in Pink

Okay? What about it?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Mira… he did an interview with Dispatch. It’s been published for hours.

Better in Pink

Oh

Better in Pink

Yeah, that makes more sense.

Turtle

Are you okay?

Better in Pink

Honestly, no. I’m not. He probably said something biased, too, didn’t he?

Temu Version of Lucifer

We’re not answering that until you’re in a better state of mind

Better in Pink

Okay.

Turtle

Do you want us to come over?

Better in Pink

Why? So you can introduce us to your newest fanfictions?

Turtle

I DON'T READ FANFICTION!

 

 

 

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HUNTR/X (Band)

04 Nov 2025

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It's eerily quiet following the outburst. Rumi doesn't like it. She doesn't like that Mira’s jaw is clenched tight. She doesn't like how she can visibly see the restraint it takes to prevent every heartbreaking sob from spilling past already quivering lips.

Rumi knows Mira. She knows the younger girl's ticks and quirks and which smiles mean discomfort and which mean genuine joy. This isn't one she knows. This isn't an expression she's ever seen Mira make before—it's heartbroken and dejected all at once.

“Mira,” it's stupid that her voice quivers yet refuses to crack. “Please. Talk to me.”

Mira remains uncharacteristically quiet for a moment longer. Rumi stares as Mira's lips part slightly, quivering here and there before anything even remotely close to words spills out. “Do you like them?”

Rumi is taken aback. She doesn't understand. “What?”

or: based on miras instagram post and rumis friendship with the saja boys and how there was probably AT LEAST one jealousy-driven conversation before they finally got together

Part 16 of Rumira Through Every Universe, Every Timeline, Every Life

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)

Turtle

I DON'T READ FANFICTION!

Wed, Nov 5 9:01 AM

Temu Version of Lucifer

Press F to doubt.

Turtle

You've been hanging around Baby Saja too much.

Temu Version of Lucifer

hehehehehe

Better in Pink

Anyway

Better in Pink

Can we please have a productive conversation about Zoey's fanfiction reading habits without getting off topic?

Turtle

I DON'T READ ANY FANFICTION!

Temu Version of Lucifer

Yeah, right, and I'm the Queen of San Francisco.

Turtle

Alright, alright, alright, alright, fine!

Turtle

You caught me!

Turtle

I wear false eyelashes!

Turtle

Oh, and I also read fanfiction 😄

Better in Pink

I don't know where that's from, Zo.

Temu Version of Lucifer

Neither do I!

Turtle

WHAT?!

Turtle

YOU'VE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHENEVER I QUOTE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

Temu Version of Lucifer

I didn't wanna hurt your feelings 😔

Better in Pink

Were those fics any good?

Turtle

Yes!

Turtle

They're so good!

Turtle

Read them!

Turtle

Right. Now!

Temu Version of Lucifer

Me personally, I'm enjoying the MHA AU one. I'm still waiting for the update about whether or not Mira gets to keep her quirk. Very suspenseful.

Better in Pink

I finished that assassin/spy au you sent me yesterday. My character murdered Rumi's :(

Turtle

Ouch 🤕

Turtle

That's gotta hurt even more now.

Better in Pink

We were MARRIED in the fic!

Temu Version of Lucifer

Double ouch 🤕 🤕

Turtle

Why'd they kill Rumi's character off?!?!?!

Better in Pink

Just checked the dates, and it was during the timeframe I was ignoring Rumi and everybody and their goddamn fucking moms picked up on it and thought Rumi and I hated each other's guts because of something that happened behind the scenes.

Temu Version of Lucifer

Mmm 🤔

Better in Pink

Rumi, sweetheart, darling, the love of my life. Please stop that.

Turtle took a screenshot.

Temu Version of Lucifer

🤨

Turtle

Snitch

Turtle

I can't do shit without this stupid group chat exposing me!

Turtle

This is so unfair!

Turtle

Why am I always being called out?!!?

Better in Pink

The United just doesn't like you 🤷‍♀️

Temu Version of Lucifer

Why don't the US and UK like Zoey?

Turtle

lmao

Better in Pink

The US? UK

Better in Pink

What the hell are you talking about??

Better in Pink

…nevermind

Better in Pink

I just saw it.

Better in Pink

UNIVERSE!

Better in Pink

I meant to say UNIVERSE!!!

Better in Pink

I'm never living this down, am I?

Turtle

Nope 🥰

Temu Version of Lucifer

Oh

Better in Pink

Did you not know or figure out I meant to say universe?

Temu Version of Lucifer

I was more focused on reading about trains in LA 😅

Turtle

😮 YOUR TRAIN PHASE IS COMING BACK 🥺 MIRA!!!!!!!

Better in Pink

I know. I saw. That's nice, Rums. I'm happy for you.

Temu Version of Lucifer

Huh?

Temu Version of Lucifer

What?

Temu Version of Lucifer

Why are you guys excited about me reading about trains??

Better in Pink

Because you stopped speaking/reading about trains in general when we released How It's Done. That was an entire year ago, Rums!

Temu Version of Lucifer

…oh, I didn't really realize it's been that long.

Turtle

It has!

Turtle

But this is a momentous occasion!!!!

Better in Pink

Who taught you how to spell that?

Better in Pink

You usually spell it like momintis.

Turtle

ɮɨȶƈɦ

Turtle

Anyway!!!! I say we watch your favorite train documentary!!!!

Temu Version of Lucifer

Really?

Better in Pink

Yes.

Turtle

YES‼️

Temu Version of Lucifer

It won't bother you guys?

Turtle

Absolutely not 🙅‍♀️ it's not a bother!

Better in Pink

Has it ever bothered me to watch all of Zoe's turtle videos?

Temu Version of Lucifer

No.

Better in Pink

There's your answer, then, Rums. It's not gonna bother me. It's cute, really.

Turtle

🤮 enough flirting in front of my salad

Turtle

I already have everything ready for the train documentary marathon! Hurry up and get to the couch!

 

 

 

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

train 🚆

❤ 372k 1:08 PM • Nov 5, 2025

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Notes:

Unfortunately, this one's pretty short because that stupid interview took so long to write.

Chapter 17: trains

Notes:

Surprised that I actually got this out on the 7th.


I've decided that I'm gonna separate these into plot and non-plot related chapters so I don't struggle (as much) to write for the plot chapters. I don't know how I'm gonna differentiate between them, but I'll probably figure it out by the next chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Read this.

To: [email protected]

Hello Mira.

I didn’t want to send you a message that could be easily missed due to Zoey’s messages, considering this is very important.

Whenever you’re ready to respond, you can do so either with this email or with my number.

Bobby and I are working to take the interview offline, but as you know, nothing can ever be truly taken off. The lawyers are waiting for your call on what to do regarding the interview.

We’re currently working on getting your brother to either revoke his statements or to sign an NDA or something similar.

Don’t worry about your parents. Mr. Jung is currently with them and is getting them to sign an NDA and threatening to sue them for everything they have. We have no reason to believe—at the moment—that your parents will do anything like your brother, but we’re not taking any chances.

Respond once you’re ready to discuss what you want to do.

 

 

 

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Group chat: Dumbest Saja Boy

Fri, Nov 7 11:08 AM

Byungie

Hey.

Mi-rawr

What the fuck do you want?

Byungie

I just wanted to check in on you. We saw that interview. Don’t worry, none of us read anything—Youngjae slapped Jinu when he tried asking what happened and what Dispatch posted.

Mi-rawr

He did?

Byungie

Yep. So how are you doing?

Mi-rawr

Did Rumi put you up to this?

Byungie

No. She didn’t put any of us up to this. I just wanted to check in on you.

Mi-rawr

Why?

Byungie

Because you’re my friend?

Mi-rawr

We’re not friends.

Byungie

You don’t sound very convinced about that.

Mi-rawr

Shut up.

Byungie

Haha

Byungie

But seriously, how are you doing?

Mi-rawr

Honestly? I could be doing better.

Byungie

Yeah, I figured.

Byungie

Anyway, I see that you’ve changed my name 😄

Mi-rawr

I’m going to murder you.

Byungie

I didn’t even do anything!

Mi-rawr

Don’t care. I’m gonna brutally murder you.

Byungie

Why are you always threatening to murder me?

Byungie

And why does it have to be brutal?!

Mi-rawr

Because you’re a demon!

Byungie

And this demon is your girlfriend's bestest friend 😆

Mi-rawr

1.) That's not a real word 2.) Rumi won't miss/care about you if I kill you <3

Byungie

1.) It is so a word! 2.) Rumi will!

Mi-rawr

Whatever you say, dumbo.

Byungie

What’s dumbo?

Mi-rawr

You.

Byungie

Wow, very mature, Ryu Mira. Very mature.

Mi-rawr

Excuse me!?

Byungie

What?

Mi-rawr

Why did you say Ryu?!

Byungie

Uh, because you’re gonna be a Ryu?

Mi-rawr

What the genuine fuck are you talking about, Byungho?!

Byungie

You're obviously not a Seong anymore, so logically speaking, you don't have a surname anymore, and Rumi's is a nice one soooooooo 🤭

Mi-rawr

I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up before I send you back to the depths of hell where you belong!

Byungie

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Faceless
@MysterySaja

A couple of things:

 

1.) Why did Zoey FaceTime me to show me a train documentary that they were apparently watching last night?

 

2.) Why did I hear Mira shriek and chase Abby around?

❤ 27k 1:38 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @MysterySaja

Don't worry about it ☺️😜

❤ 527k 1:39 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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Faceless
@MysterySaja

replying to @mojojozo

I'm scared.

❤ 62k 1:40 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Read this.

To: [email protected]

Hi Celine.

Yeah, you were absolutely right about missing your email because of Zoey’s messages.

I just saw it. Sorry for the late reply.

I don't think getting my parents or brothers to retract anything they say or sign anything is going to work. They never want to do anything that makes people view them in a bad light, but thanks for trying.

I just want this to end, so anything that can get them to shut quicker is the best option.

Just let me know whenever you and Bobby find something that'll get them far, far away from me.

Also, do you still have those LEGO sets and toy sets you got for Rumi? She just got back into her train fixation.

 

 

 

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MirMir
@LoverGirl

Celine just told us some interesting childhood stories about Rumi, so I'm gonna share (expose) my favorite one.

 

At 6 or 7, Rumi, while Celine was working and cooking simultaneously, snuck outside because she saw a butterfly and wanted to get a better look at it. She chased it and ended up slamming into a tree, and somehow got her head lodged into it, and Celine laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.

 

Before you ask, yes, there are pictures, and no, Celine didn't let me take a photo of them before putting them away :(

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RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @LoverGirl

WHY ARE TOU EXPOSING ME?!! 😭

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MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @RyuverDragon

Because you're adorable when you get flustered 🥰

❤ 727k 3:30 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl

Gay people 😮‍💨

❤ 189k 3:31 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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MirMir
@LoverGirl

replying to @mojojozo

Wow, Zoey didn't think you, of all people, would be homophobic.

❤ 893k 3:32 PM • Nov 7, 2025

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the blue one from the power puff girls
@mojojozo

replying to @LoverGirl

I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC!

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RumRum
@RyuverDragon

replying to @mojojozo

Sounds exactly what someone homophobic would say.

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Z03Y_Zozo 583k likes
Z03Y_Zozo : Guess who's on a train because Rumi wanted to? That's right 😎 it was Mira and I. Support your girls in their favorite hyperfications #train
MiraDotDotBlast : The typo is taking me out 💀 AbbysAb_Saja : How did you get an empty train?? ㅋㅋㅋ ↳ MiraDotDotBlast : The same way someone *coughcough* ate an entire train full of souls RyuRyu_RumRum : And people wonder why someone always reviews Zoey’s captions. ValentineRomeo_Saja : I can't focus on anything but that typo. Someone please fix it. ↳ Myst_Saja : Zoey isn't going to fix it. Jin_Wooooooo : I knew those teddy bears and cho cho trains pajamas meant something! GodofSajaSpice : Hyperfications. I'm gonna put that on a shirt. View all 521k comments November 7, 2025

 

 

 

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Notes:

Once again, unfortunately, very short.


Is the angst finished? Yes.

Is the angst completely done? No.