Chapter 1: INTRO.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Polytrix!
- Saja Boys and HUNTR/X interactions!
- Mystery being... Mystery!
- Miromabby!
- Celine being exasperated with Jinu, Mira (mentioned), and Zoey (mentioned)!
- Bobby finding out important information regarding his job!
Chapter Text
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
I am living with monsters. #saveme
❤ 921.7K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025
921.5K people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax✔
@mimimira
replying to @RumiHuntrix
We didn’t even say anything bad, Rumi. You’re being ridiculous.
❤ 927.5K 7:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025
919.7K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @RumiHuntrix
Yeah Rumi! All we said was that we want you to use your fangs to rip our clothes off! 😇
❤ 100.9K 7:04 PM • Aug 23, 2025
121.2K people are talking about this
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
why is there always something with those huntrix girls??
❤ 79.2K 7:10 PM • Aug 23, 2025
60.7K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @AbbySaja
MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!
❤ 812.6K 7:11 PM • Ag 23, 2025
801.7K people are talking about this
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
my name isnt david??
❤ 701.2K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025
708.7K people are talking about this
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
Who is David?
I LOVE TURTLES✔@Zoeyyy_turtle
MIND UR BUSINESS DAVID!!
❤ 812.6K 7:13 PM • Aug 23, 2025
801.7K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
@MysterySaja dude that’s barely been up 😭 what i have to deal with ladies an gentlemen (ps hes not actually possessive hes just really confused about the vine 😄)
❤ 509.1K 7:14 PM • Aug 23, 2025
500.7K people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
”Don’t you know that I bite when the sun set” I know what you are Ariana.
❤ 873.2K 8:21 PM • Aug 23, 2025
872.2K people are talking about this
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
I volunteer as tribute to be bitten
❤ 552.5K 8:22 PM • Aug 23, 2025
567.4K people are talking about this
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @RomanceSaja
1.) You’re an idiot. She’s talking about that dumbass song
2.) You’re gross
3.) She’s never gonna bite you bro.
❤ 638.6K 8:24 PM • Aug 23, 2025
675.1K people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @BabySaja
Who said I wouldn’t?
❤ 100K 8:25 PM • Aug 23, 2025
989.4K people are talking about this
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @mimimira
👀
❤ 703.2K 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025
708.6K people are talking about this
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
why am i never told about anything happening? what am i chopped liver? 😞
❤ 902.6K 8:54 PM • Aug 23, 2025
901.3K people are talking about this
Romeo 🔒
@lover_boy_heart
replying to @AbbySaja
Dude, Mira sent you an invite in your DMs. Check it.
❤ 1 8:53 PM • Aug 23, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
@RumiHuntrix Rumi sweetheart, I love you so very much. But please come and get your boyfriend (@JinuSaja) and your girlfriends (@mimimira, @Zoeyyy_turtle) from my house. They drank all my soju and are now crying on my couch because they miss you. I can not handle Jinu going through my entire tissue box again. I have one ONE box left. Please and thank you.
❤ 896.2K 9:02 PM • Aug 23, 2025
879.3K people are talking about this
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @CelineOfficial
set esopgrbe angrb im nt durv
❤ 928.6K 9:03 PM • Aug 23, 2025
921.5K people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @CelineOfficial
I’ll be there in 30.
❤ 995.8K 9:05 PM • Aug 23, 2025
993.3K people are talking about this
Bobby
@ilovemygirls
Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???
❤ 972 9:06 PM • Aug 23, 2025
926 people are talking about this
Bobby
@ilovemygirls
UPDATE: I have just been told by Celine (@CelineOfficial) that I am in fact the girls’ PR manager and for six entire years I didn’t know.
Bobby
@ilovemygirls
Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???
❤ 1,289 9:17 PM • Aug 23, 2025
1,159 people are talking about this
Chapter 2: The Broken Jukebox Incident™
Summary:
Featuring:
- Bobby is now verified!
- Celine, Mira, and Abby (mentioned) bonded over a fictional dating show that isn't even named!
- Rumi cryptically tweets about what she asked Celine to do!
- Zoey gives necessary, important life advice, ie, read the title!
Chapter Text
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
When did I get verified???
❤ 751.8K 1:09 AM • Aug 24, 2025
651.3K people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @ilovemygirls
Waited for months to get verified. Bobby does it overnight 🥲 (You absolutely deserve to be verified though, Bobby. Congratulations!)
❤ 880.4K 1:10 AM • Aug 24, 2025
871.5K people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Who the fuck is blasting Mitski at 1AM?!?
❤ 102.6K 1:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025
101.7K people are talking about this
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @ilovemygirls
Eunah chose Jaeho! 😭 He's not good for anybody! He’s not anything material!
❤ 100.5K 1:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025
100.3K people are talking about this
⁂
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Why did I just walk into the living room and find Celine, Mira, and ABBY (how did he get in??) sobbing in the dark while listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs???
❤ 678.1K 1:27 AM • Aug 24, 2025
675.9K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
no one fucking talk to me for the next year
I LOVE TURTLES✔@Zoeyyy_turtle
Why did I just walk into the living room and find Celine, Mira, and ABBY (how did he get in??) sobbing in the dark while listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs???
❤ 997.7K 1:29 AM • Aug 24, 2025
992.9K people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
POV: Something devastating and/or traumatizing happened to you in front of millions, possibly thousands. Your best friends (rightfully) are scared and aim their weapons at you because you’ve hidden something from them for the entire time you’ve known them and don’t know if you’re really yourself or a 𝖉𝕰𝖒𝕺𝖓 (iykyk) masquarding as you. Anyhow! After that happens, you go to your [REDACTED] figure and beg them to do something for you ONE time, and not only do they refuse to do it, but after everything is said and done, they hug you and say they’re extremely proud of you and how wrong they were to treat you how they did your entire life and now you’re sitting at a table with those very friends and your archnemesis(?) and none of them know what happened between you and your [REDACTED] figure 😅 (No this is not based on real events 😥)
❤ 652K 7:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025
5.4M people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RumiHuntrix
Rumi??? What does this mean???
❤ 662K 7:22 AM • Aug 24, 2025
5.9M people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @mimimira
❤ 880.4K 7:23 AM • Aug 24, 2025
871.5K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @RumiHuntrix
1.) I KNEW you knew memes and how to use them!
2.) WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????
❤ 991K 7:23 AM • Aug 24, 2025
816M people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
❤ 891K 7:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025
893M people are talking about this
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
@JinuSaja Why did you have Derpy take Rumi’s hoodies?
❤ 664K 7:30 AM • Aug 24, 2025
672K people are talking about this
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @MysterySaja
No comment.
❤ 891K 7:31 AM • Aug 24, 2025
892K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Word of advice! Do NOT use a broken jukebox at your table at MAXIMUM VOLUME in an empty diner! It WILL blast the song everywhere!
❤ 1M 9:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025
996K people are talking about this
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
Why did you play Payhone of all songs??
❤ 869K 9:06 AM • Aug 24, 2025
851K people are talking about this
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @mimimira
It was between that and Soda Pop.
❤ 5M 9:07 AM • Aug 24, 2025
1M people are talking about this
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
You paid money to choose a song, Zoey. You literally paid to hear that.
❤ 931K 9:09 AM • Aug 24, 2025
916K people are talking about this
Chapter 3: MIA Shrimp Fried Rice™
Summary:
Featuring:
- Zoey attempting a backflip! Celine also somehow knowing about this attempt!
- Rumi's missing shrimp fried rice!
- Rumi having Discord!
- Bobby explaining how he didn't know he was HUNTR/X's PR manager!
- Zoey has a crisis!
Chapter Text
Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Today 9:12 AM
Turtle
Do you think I can do a backflip?
Rumi
No.
Turtle
C’mon! Have some faith in me!
Better in Pink
I have faith
Turtle
Thank you! Finally, someone around here has faith!
Better in Pink
I have faith that you’re gonna fall and snap your neck.
Turtle
...
Turtle
I’m gonna do it.
Rumi
Do NOT!
Better in Pink
I'll keep the ambulance on standby
Youtube Video:
attempting to do a backflip (GONE WRONG!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
Zoey Choi · 100K views · 5 minutes ago
urfavmaidenless 5 minutes ago
welp. huntr/x is going a break again. how does this keep happening?? who keeps letting zoey do backflips!!
8 LIKES DISLIKES
callmezimbabwa 5 minutes ago
Sometimes I question how Huntrix gets away with everything they do. Like how does Zoey keep getting to do backflips when everybody knows she's gonna fall?
5 LIKES 1 DISLIKES
mileycyrusswreckingball 5 hours ago
Betting money that someone (probably Mira) has the hospital on speed dial.
7 LIKES 3 DISLIKES
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Something just happened.
❤ 105.2K 9:20 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Just got off the phone with the doctor. Who let Zoey do a backflip?
Celine | CEO✔@CelineOfficial
Something just happened.
❤ 701K 9:34 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @CelineOfficial
How did you know that something happened?
❤ 219K 9:35 • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Two (2) reasons:
1.) None of them has made noise. I genuinely thought they were dead for a good while.
2.) The air was exactly three (3) degrees cooler, the sun was several centimeters off center in my rearview mirror, my coffee was lukewarm, and those idiots can not go one (1) minute without adding to my early gray hairs.
❤ 101M 9:36 • Aug 24, 2025
# Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
August 24th, 2025
Welcome, Romance. We hope you brought cake. ()
Glad you're here Abby! ()
Baby has joined the party! ()
Rumi just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf. ()
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
Who ate my shrimp fried rice! I had 2,502 grams of rice!
❤ 921K 9:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @RumiHuntrix
You literally finished complaining about your rice in the Discord!!
❤ 521.1K 9:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @RumiHuntrix
YOU HAVE DISCORD?!?! AND YOU DIDN’T ADD ME!?!??!??
❤ 809M 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025
No.✔
@BabySaja
Who the fuck counts the rice??
Ryu Rumi✔@RumiHuntrix
Who ate my shrimp fried rice! I had 2,502 grams of rice!
❤ 296K 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Why did I just hear Zoey scream from the practice room? (I’m not even in the same building as her??)
❤ 101M 9:55 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
UPDATE: I now know the reason. @RumiHuntrix, count your fucking days. We’ve been trying to convince you to get Discord for YEARS!
❤ 121M 9:59 AM • Aug 24, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @mimimira
We waited 6 YEARS! Demons did it in one week!!!
❤ 809M 9:51 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
@ilovemygirls How did you not know that you were Huntrix's PR manager for their entire career?
Bobby✔@ilovemygirls
Why is everybody just saying things?! Don’t you guys have a PR manager???
❤ 572M 10:03 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @MysterySaja
In my defense, I didn’t know what my job entailed. Celine just stopped me on my way home from the store one day and was like, “Quit your 9-5, join my Kpop company.”
❤ 996M 10:04 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
there is no way that happened @CelineOfficial did this happen???
❤ 672K 10:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @AbbySaja
Yes, it’s real. Rumi was five when we met Bobby. I used her as leverage—I didn’t really have to; he dropped everything to become a manager.
❤ 104M 10:05 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
@mimimira Please stop blasting Animal I Have Become and Monster. I’m getting a migraine.
❤ 769K 10:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @CelineOfficial
That’s Zoey.
❤ 592M 10:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Chapter 4: The Mystery of Rumi's Changed Profile and Behavior
Summary:
Featuring:
- Dispatch has joined the chat!
- Romance discovering Rumi's missing shrimp fried rice!
- Rumi not behaving like herself for a very specific reason!
- Bobby forgetting to mention one itsy bitsy little important tidbit!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Dispatch has been pretty quiet lately about us and the Saja Boys 🤔 @dispatchsns
❤ 914M 10:50 AM • Aug 24, 2025
korea dispatch✔
@dispatchsns
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
How are we supposed to explain this????
❤ 125K 10:52 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @dispatchsns
AI 🫵 AI USER!!!
❤ 962K 10:55 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
Alright, who changed my profile???
❤ 729M 11:07 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Group chat:Unknown
Today 9:12 AM
Unknown
Hey! I found your fried shrimp!
Rumi
WTF? How do you have my number? Which Saja Boy are you?
Unknown
Romance
Unknown
Our takeout boxes got swapped. No one’s touched it. Do you still want it? I can take it over.
Rumi changed the group name from Unknown to Romance Saja
Today 9:15 AM
Romance Saja
I thought you already had my number?
Rumi
Nope. I don't have any of your numbers saved.
Romance Saja
Not even Jinu's?
Rumi
Nope. Not even Jinu's. I don't have anybody's number saved. Their names are just their phone numbers.
Romance Saja
How do you know who's who then?
Rumi
I pray and hope for the best.
Romance Saja
Anyway, do you still want your shrimp fried rice?
Rumi
Yes.
Romance Saja
I’ll drop it off then.
Rumi
👍
Romance Saja
lol
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
@RumiHuntrix Please, for the love of everything out there, stop blasting Austin & Ally songs!
❤ 918M 11:15 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @mimimira
You can't stop me :)
❤ 729M 11:16 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @RumiHuntrix
😮
❤ 717.9K 11:16 AM • Aug 24, 2025
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @RumiHuntrix
Who are you and what have you done with the real Rumi?
❤ 807K 11:17 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Why has @Zoeyyy_turtle been spamming me with messages about helping them? Help with what?
❤ 682.1K 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @CelineOfficial
Hello Maman.
❤ 729M 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @RumiHuntrix
😦 Oh hell nah! @ilovemy girls @JinuSaja @AbbySaja @MysterySaja @RomanceSaja @BabySaja @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle you’re all on your own!
❤ 682.1K 11:24 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @CelineOfficial
DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!
❤ 120M 11:25 AM • Aug 24, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
I’m currently hiding. What the genuine fuck happened?! How is Rumi so terrifying?! She just sent emoticons!
❤ 709.7K 11:30 AM • 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
UPDATE: I’m currently hiding with everybody. It’s cramped. Send help.
Kim Jinu✔@JinuSaja
I’m currently hiding. What the genuine fuck happened?! How is Rumi so terrifying?! She just sent emoticons!
❤ 830.9K 12:17 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Hello! Did I forget to mention that apparently Rumi is nesting? Romance (@RomanceSaja and I have been stuck in her nest for a while now. Just a heads up.
❤ 708.6K 12:23 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @ilovemygirls
You did.
❤ 692.7K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
You did.
❤ 709.3K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
you did
❤ 801K 12:24 PM • Aug, 24, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
You did.
❤ 831K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
You did.
❤ 701K 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @ilovemygirls
Bobby. You didn't say anything. And neither did Romance.
❤ 567M 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @ilovemygirls
Bobby! You're supposed to tell us these things!
❤ LIKES 12:24 PM • Aug 24, 2025
Notes:
Have I been working on this? No.
Have I been working on a Romance x Rumi + human au + Gwi-Ma is a human + Saja Boys have real names and personalities + Romance and Rumi are childhood best friends turned strangers + everyone thinks they're dating + fake relationship + "oh no the feelings turned real" because I think It'll be funny? Yes. 1000000%
idk a snippet of it :)
He swallows down a retort. He doesn't know. It was honest to God supposed to be a friendly kiss, platonic and nothing else. Except that didn't happen, and ever since this morning, his friends have been relentlessly teasing the ever-loving fuck out of him for finally confirming his relationship.
Oh. Yeah. Right. Everybody already thought he and Rumi were together-together and not just close friends. Everybody, including their respective friends, it seemed.
“Well?” Gwinam presses arms crossed, foot tapping against the white tiled floor. “Anything to say for yourself, Seungjae?”
“It,” he pauses for a beat, unsure how to properly explain himself, “it was supposed to be a friendly kiss?”
His CEO scoffs in disbelief. Seungjae cringes at how his response sounds to him. “A friendly kiss? What kind of friendly kiss involves your lips connecting with hers?”
“It was an accident!”
“Everything is always an accident with you two, isn't it?” Gwinam inquires, arms uncrossing just enough to pinch the bridge of his nose before they return to their previous stance. “You and Rumi have been getting into dating scandals more than anybody else. This isn't the first time Celine and I have had to fix PR problems you two have caused, whether it's by accident or on purpose doesn't matter. Not anymore.”
He doesn't like the sound of that—not a little bit.
Chapter 5: Spoiled
Summary:
Featuring:
- Mira and Zoey's parents are mentioned!
- Romance and Rumi!
- Mira refuses to wear her eye contacts and glasses and suffers the consequences!
- Rumi is spoiled (affectionate)!
- Bobby handling all of the money (for a very good reason)!
- horse
Chapter Text
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Happy anniversary to my parents It’s not about their relationship, but the anniversary of the argument that should’ve made them divorce! Thanks, Dad, for yelling and accusing Mom of having an affair with the neighbor who was IN JAIL FOR 6 YEARS in front of the entire block while you had more kids with random women 🤪 somehow they’re still together 🙄 #pleasedivorce #getadivorce
❤ 100M 9:15 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
I know the feeling. Unfortunately, mine are still together. And I don’t even like EITHER of them.
❤ 978.9K 9:16 PM • Aug 28, 2025
∾・⁙・ ღ ➵ ⁘ ➵ ღ ・⁙・∾
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
???
❤ 709.9K 9:25 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @RomanceSaja
What? What happened? Romance?!
❤ 705.3K 9:26 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @JinuSaja
Rumi (@RumiHuntrix) proposed to me with an actual engagement ring??
❤ 709.9K 9:27 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @RomanceSaja
I was drunk!! Plus, YOU PROPOSED TO ME FIRST?!?
❤ 200M 9:27 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
I need a drink because of @RomanceSaja and @RumiHuntrix, and their stupid decisions.
❤ 610.7K 9:34 PM • Aug 28, 2025
∾・⁙・ ღ ➵ ⁘ ➵ ღ ・⁙・∾
No.✔
@BabySaja
Just heard Celine yelling up a storm from down the block. How is that woman so loud?
❤ 871.4K 9:44 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @BabySaja
wait, what happened????
❤ 607.7K 9:45 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @AbbySaja
1/2
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @JinuSaja
Rumi (@RumiHuntrix) proposed to me with an actual engagement ring??
❤ 808.9K 9:46 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @AbbySaja @MysterySaja
2/2
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @RomanceSaja
I was drunk!! Plus, YOU PROPOSED TO ME FIRST?!?
❤ 803.6K 9:46 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
I blame Celine for explaining that I am, in fact, the girl's PR manager. I could've had the day off to watch Zoey and Baby’s rap battle, but noooo, I have to draft up a statement about Rumi and Romance’s “relationship?” (Rumi @RumiHuntrix, please end things with him; you can do so much better.)
❤ 103.7K 9:53 PM • Aug 28, 2025
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
?? What does this mean? I'm a perfectly good person to date!
❤ 809M 9:54 PM • Aug 28, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
why did i just see mira walk into a wall??
❤ 504M 8:17 AM • Aug 29, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @AbbySaja
Because she's blinder than a bat. She doesn't want to wear her eye contacts, and she doesn't want to wear her glasses either. She doesn't even want to echolocate 🫤
❤ 980M 8:18 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @AbbySaja @Zoeyyy_turtle
1.) YOU lost my eye contacts when you accidentally packed them in your suitcase, and then your suitcase got lost and was never found!
2.) Rumi cleaned my glasses and then fucking misplaced them! She doesn't even remember taking them either!
3.) I CAN'T FUCKING ECHOLOCATE CHOI ZOEY! I'M NOT A FUCKING BELUGA WHALE!!!
❤ 709M 8:19 AM • Aug 28, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle @mimimira
I didn't lose your glasses! You chucked them out the window during a drive because “they kept falling” and never got them replaced!
❤ 670M 8:20 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @mimimira
Am I going to need to have another conversation with you about you not wanting to wear your eye contacts and glasses?
❤ 718M 8:23 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @CelineOfficial
You're not my mother. Get off my dick.
❤ 900M 8:24 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @mimimira
Mira, please take this back. We both know that you'll fold the moment Rumi pulls out her puppy dog eyes. Spare me (us) the view of watching you fold faster than a lawn chair.
❤ 718M 8:25 AM • Aug 29, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @CelineOfficial
😮 woah
❤ 158.9K 8:25 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
I need to ask something @ilovemygirls 1.) Why is Rumi a brat? 2.) Who made her a beat?
❤ 409.7K 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @JinuSaja
Celine. That woman spoiled Rumi beyond belief. Rumi asked for a pony once when she was 7. I had to physically restrain Celine from going out and immediately buying one for her. Celine is weak whenever Rumi asks for something.
❤ 927.9M 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @ilovemygirls
Bobby, that was you. But yes, Rumi is a bit…spoiled because of us. Primarily me. I cannot be blamed. @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle you both spoil her too. I'd better not see anything on this conversation from either of you.
❤ 718M 8:37 AM • Aug 29, 2025
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Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
🥺
❤ 890.1K 8:39 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RumiHuntrix
No. You are not getting that goddamn horse Ryu Rumi.
❤ 419.7K 8:40 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
replying to @mimimira
🥺😖🤧
❤ 890.1K 8:41 AM • Aug 29, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @RumiHuntrix @mimimira
Hold strong, Mira! Don't give in! Don't fold like a lawn chair!
❤ 817.8K 8:42 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RumiHuntrix @Zoeyyy_turtle
I'm losing. Lock my bank down. I'm gonna buy the horse.
❤ 917.9K 8:43 AM • Aug 29, 2025
—
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
I'm gonna buy the horse.
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RumiHuntrix @Zoeyyy_turtle
I'm losing. Lock my bank down. I'm gonna buy the horse.
❤ 997M 8:52 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Why is there a horse in the living room?
❤ 687M 10:32 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @ilovemygirls
And this is why Bobby checks every single purchase any of us make.
❤ 975M 10:38 AM • Aug 29, 2025
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls @CelineOfficial
You guys can’t purchase your own things?
❤ 708.9K 10:39 • Aug 29, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @ilovmygirls @CelineOfficial BabySaja
Did you not just see me buy a fucking horse for Rumi?! We NEED the financial supervision.
❤ 917M 10:40 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Ryu Rumi✔
@RumiHuntrix
horse 🐎
❤ 996M 10:45 AM • Aug 29, 2025
Chapter 6: r/AmItheAsshole
Summary:
Featuring:
- Jinu makes an AITA post on Reddit (spoiler alert, it goes straight to r/AmITheDevil)!
- Actual unfortunate appearance of Mira's parents!
- The Saja Boys and HUNTR/X bonding? The Saja Boys and HUNTR/X bonding!
- Baby not knowing how to make someone stop crying!
- The return of Abby, Romance, Baby, and Rumi's Discord server now featuring Mystery (seriously, that Discord server showed up ONE time in chapter 3 and then never showed up again)!
- ??
INFO
I personally like the headcannon that Mira isn't her real name, but the name she chose—being the black sheep of the family, she wants to distance herself from them as much as possible, and legally changed her name the moment she could. Celine paid for the name change.
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TW
Implied/Referenced Child Abuse (Mira's parents are not explicitly stated to be abusive, but their actions are), Unwanted Arranged Marriage From Childhood, Betrothal Contracts.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Wonder who this could be 🧐🤨 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1n51obh/aitah_for_exposing_my_best_friends_deepest_darkest_secret/
❤ 870.8K 3:17 PM • Aug 30, 2025
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Seong Yeongja, it’s time for this childish delusion to end. You’ve spent numerous years away from home, and we’ve allowed it for your sake, but we have grown tired of it.
You are twenty-three years old, Yeongja—you are grown enough to understand this family’s reputation and business. We are not going to hear any more excuses from you.
You will return home, and you will be wed to Jeon Eunwoo and Chaewoon’s oldest son, Chanwoon, as per our betrothal contract.
You and Chanwoo will be wed by September 7th. Please contact us before then if you request information on your soon-to-be husband and the expectations the Seong and Jeon families expect of you.
If you do not return home by September 4th (the 7th at the latest), we will use other methods to ensure you return home and fulfill your purpose in this world.
Do not disappoint us any more than you already have, Yeongja.
And please, for the love of all that is holy, refrain from calling yourself that ridiculous name when in our presence. That horrendous name “Mira” is unacceptable and only continues to cement this childish delusion further, and it will be immediately stopped.
Love,
Mother and Father
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Group chat:Unnamed
Today 6:07 PM
Mira added Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi, Zoey into Unnamed
Baby Saja
Seriously? Why did you add everyone?
Mira
rage room?
Rumi
Who was it?
Zoey
Your Mom? Dad? Brother? Extended family?!
Rumi
second..
Rumi
I’ll message Celine and see what she can do.
Mira
👍
Romance Saja
Wait, what are we talking about?
Zoey
Long story. All you need to know is her parents suck.
Abby Saja
I’ll go. Plus, I don’t think Rumi and Zoey will let you go anywhere without supervision.
Mira
you wouldn’t be wrong.
Jinu Saja
I’m shocked that Abby used proper capitalization and grammar.
Mystery Saja
I’ll go with you, too, Mira. I know a great rage room nearby. And yes, before you ask, I’ll buy you shrimp chips and a turtle plushie, Zoey.
Zoey
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Baby Saja
I’m gonna go with Rumi. I’ll let you guys know how the meeting goes.
Zoey
Make sure Rumi doesn’t push her emotions down. She’s gonna do that and then break down later on. If you see her doing that, send me a message.
Baby Saja
Will do.
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No.✔
@BabySaja
Does anyone know how to stop someone from crying?? Time-sensitive question!
❤ 802M 7:05 PM • Aug 30, 2025
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# Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Today at 7:31 PM
Swoooosh. Mystery just landed. ()
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
Beautiful night out here :) @mimimira don't eat all of your cotton candy
❤ 677M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @JinuSaja
Shut up.
❤ 600M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @JinuSaja @mimimira
Don't let her fool you! She's smiling.
❤ 687M 9:41 PM • Aug 30, 2025
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Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️
Today 2:07 AM
Members: Bobby, Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi 🐉, Mira 🐺, Zoey 🐢
Mira
Where's Rumi?
Jinu Saja, Abby Saja, Mystery Saja, Romance Saja, Baby Saja, Rumi 🐉, Mira 🐺, Zoey 🐢 are online
Notes:
You will not believe how many times I had to go back and make sure the damn Reddit thing worked for me. Originally, there were supposed to be comments, but I wasn't gonna type all that out.
Chapter 7: Anniversaries
Summary:
Featuring:
- Bobby, the Saja Boys, and HUNTR/X being concerned!
- Rumi :C
- Rumi's own Reddit post
- Another group chat!
- Rumi's changed account (again)!
TW
References to Parental Death, Death, Feeling Like You Don't Deserve/Are Not Allowed to Grieve.
Chapter Text
Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️
Mystery Saja
What do you mean? Rumi should be in her bedroom.
Bobby
I checked on her when she didn’t respond to my messages or answer my calls. She’s not in her room. Her GPS is off too, or she took me off..
Zoey 🐢
Is that why I haven’t been able to see her location?? I thought my phone was bugging again!
Mira 🐺
Did you message Celine?
Bobby
She hasn't responded. I sent her messages, emails. I called her fourteen times! She hasn't responded.
Bobby
Did she leave anything behind for anyone? A letter? An email? A note? Something?
Mystery Saja
No. She hasn't sent anything to anyone. Not even to the Discord server.
Jinu Saja
You guys have a discord?!
Zoey 🐢
Where have you been when I posted fifteen tweets about Rumi having a Discord and not giving it to me or Mira?!
Mira 🐺
Will you guys focus.
Zoey 🐢
Sorry 😔
Jinu Saja
Sorry.
Baby Saja
If someone finds her, send a message and share your location.
Bobby
check her favorite places first and then check everywhere else
Abby Saja
u got it
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zerozerodashzero
𝙕𝙀𝙍𝙊 𝙊'𝘾𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆 | 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴
ryumimi
10h 47m
The Night We Met
Lord Huron
Romantic Homicide
d4vd
Mama’s Boy
Dominic Fike
Stick Season
Noah Kahan
Graceland Too
Phoebe Bridgers
Chemistry
Gigi Perez
Cool About It
boygenius
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Hi.
It's me. Your daughter Ryu Rumi.
You don’t know me. The grown-up version of me, at least.
Maman always gets quiet and withdrawn whenever your death anniversary comes. She spends a lot of time at her computer and writes to you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko.
I asked her once years ago why she wrote to you, and she said that she did it to talk about memories and what you were like. Maman deletes them afterward because it apparently helps her get her emotions out or something similar along those lines.
I don't know why I'm writing this.
I've never done this before. I don't even know what to say or how to start this. But it seems to help Maman and…and I need some of that.
I don't know why I even got emotional today. I've never gotten like this before, not even on your death anniversaries. I'm sorry for that, Mom. I'm sorry that I don't cry. I'm sorry that I don't feel much of anything, unlike how Maman does.
I think Mira’s parents just…triggered (? Zoey says that's what it's called) something within me. I can't imagine ever treating a child like that, let alone my own. Maman never treated me like that, even when she became withdrawn and quiet. Something about their behavior just prompted me to think about how you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko would've behaved.
Sorry. I got off topic.
I still don't know what to say or ask or even think.
I really wish you were here, Mom. Dad and Auntie Kiyoko, too.
Sometimes I dream of a life with you guys still here, but it never feels right, and then I wake up feeling guilty over it. Any life where you, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko are alive should make me happy, but all it does is hurt me.
Maman always told me stories growing up about you and Auntie Kiyoko. She told me how you and Dad met, but never gave me the full version—she doesn't know all of it, and I want to know.
I want to know how you met and fell in love with a demon. I want to know how that was even possible. I want to know how Dad didn't hear Gwi-Ma or get pulled back down whenever he demanded it.
There's so much I want to know and learn. There's so much Maman can't tell me either.
I miss you, but I'm angry. So so angry that you and Dad left me alone to figure things out. I'm angry that you and Dad left Maman to learn how to raise a baby who's also part demon. I'm so angry, and I hate that I'm angry. I don't want to be angry with you. I don't want to keep feeling like this. I don't want to keep waking up and feeling guilty because it doesn't feel right. I don't want to keep waking up and feeling angry because you and Dad died, and then Auntie Kiyoko died.
I don't want to keep feeling like this, but it feels almost impossible not to stop it now. Maman has tried putting me in therapy, but I always refused to go, and eventually she stopped trying to make me go. As a child, I never spoke to the therapists and just sat there looking around the room, waiting until the time ticked down and I could leave. Do I even deserve to grieve you? Dad? Auntie Kiyoko? I never met any of you.
Sorry. I keep getting off track. This is supposed to be about you, and yet here I am—making everything about me instead of focusing on you.
There are so many things I wanna ask like:
Were you and Dad really excited to have me, like Maman said?,p>
Did Dad really pick out my name?
What other names did you guys have picked out for me? Were there even other names?
How did Maman and Auntie Kiyoko react to the news?
Did I always have purple hair, or did it grow as I did?
Where did my purple hair come from? Dad? Is it because I'm a half-demon?
I don't know how to do this, Mom.
I don't know how to do anything, Mom. I feel so worthless and useless sometimes, and I don't know how to stop it.
I wish you and Dad were here. You could've helped me figure this out, right?
This is probably wishful thinking.
I'm sorry. I think I've written too much for one email.
I love you.
I love you so much, even though I've never known the real you. I hope that wherever you are that you love me back just as much.
Love,
Your daughter—Rumi
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how to deal with grief of losing a parent
how to deal with grief of losing a pet
how to deal with grief of a pet
how to deal with grief of losing a loved one
how to deal with grief of losing a friend
how to deal with grief of losing a sibling
how to deal with grief reddit
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Group chat:Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️
Today 3:21 AM
Bobby added S. Celine into Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️
Mystery Saja
Why haven't you been answering anybody’s messages or calls? We've been attempting to get in touch with you for a while now.
S. Celine
Sorry. I've been preoccupied with something. Don't worry, though.
Zoey 🐢
Don't worry, she says! How can we NOT be worried?! Rumi is missing! We can't find her!
S. Celine
Rumi is okay, Zoey. She's currently sleeping beside me.
Bobby
Rumi is sleeping? Safe? Thank God!
Mira 🐺
What do you mean by beside you?
S. Celine sent an attachment to Saja Boys, My Girls ♥️
S. Celine
She's okay. She experienced a mental breakdown of sorts. She's okay. You can come see her in the morning. Please don't disrupt her sleep; it took a while for her to fall asleep like this.
Romance Saja
A mental breakdown? What triggered it?
S. Celine
It's not a fact, just an assumption, but I believe it had something to do with Mira's parents. No, I will not elaborate. That is something Rumi must come to terms with and say aloud herself without interference from me or anyone else.
Abby Saja
but she's okay, right?
Baby Saja
Celine literally confirmed that Rumi is okay. Pay attention, you dumbass.
Jinu Saja
Hey. Cool it with the swearing, Baby. I get that you're worried, but that doesn't mean you get to start swearing like usual. This is a serious moment.
Baby Saja
I'm not fucking worried, Jinu. I'm perfectly fine.
Mystery Saja
You were literally biting your fingernails and checking your phone and searching all of Rumi's favorite places not even five minutes ago.
Zoey 🐢
As long as Rumi is okay, I'm fine. All this excitement and adrenaline kinda wore off. Mira?
Mira 🐺
I'm going. You all stay safe. Celine, I expect updates on Rumi and her mental health later
S. Celine
You will. I'll update you guys in the morning. Promise. Get some rest. Everybody needs it
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
@CelineOfficial 💜
❤ 998M 2:07 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
rumi??? what does this mean??
❤ 761.9K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @RyuDragon
Did you change your profile picture?
❤ 541M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RyuDragon
When and why did you change your handle?
❤ 698M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Why did you tag Celine?
❤ 157M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2015
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Rumi?
❤ 319M 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Why did you change your account’s layout?
❤ 501K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @RyuDragon
What does this mean? I don't understand.
❤ 419.3K 2:08 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
💜💙
Ruuuummmmi✔@RyuDragon
@CelineOfficial 💜
❤ 975M 2:09 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
I feel like I'm missing something important.
❤ 479M 2:10 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Chapter 8: Joyfulness. Sorrowfulness.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Celine and Rumi's conversation (the beginning text portion between them happened during the last chapter - Rumi posted the photos at the end after this conversation)!
- Brief appearance from Rumi's horse!
- The return of Rumi's uncharacteristic behavior!
- Zoey blaming Jinu!
- The Demon Incorporation Discord!
- The Saja Boys (Abby, Mystery, Romance, and Baby) have offically been given names (that will only be used in the aforementioned Discord)!
- Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi being close friends!
- Mira having beef with Jinu!
- Zoey's older brother (I gave her a brother)!
- Movie night!
- the return
TW
References to Domestic Violence, References to Past Abuse, References/Discussion of Sibling Abuse, Very Lightly Implied Panic Attack (Zoey has one after she gets the email, but it's not described or mentioned)
Chapter Text
Group chat:Mom #2
Today 8:07 AM
Rumi
Maman can I ask you something?
Rumi
It's something important.
Mom #2
Rumi? What is it, baby? What happened? Is it something bad?
Rumi
It's not anything bad. At least I don't think so. It depends entirely on your viewpoint of it, but…
Mom #2
Rumi what's going on? You're worrying me, chérie.
Rumi
Please don't interrupt me, Maman. I'd like to ask you something, but I need to express it in its entirety.
Mom #2
Okay. Of course, chérie.
Rumi
Thank you.
Rumi
You remember when I was younger and I drew pictures of you and me? I know you do.
Rumi
But I need to know.
Rumi
I really do Maman. I need to know what happened to them. Why did they disappear one day, and I never saw them again.
Rumi
I need to know what you did with the others that I drew. I need to know where they ended up.
Rumi
I need to know if you threw them out. I need to know the reason.
Rumi
I need to know the reason, Maman. I need to know, and I don't care if it's bad, mean, or it’ll hurt me or whatever. I need to know what happened to them.
Rumi
Please just tell me.
Rumi
Please just tell me the honest truth.
Rumi
Did you throw them away?
Mom #2
Oh ma douce fille.
Mom #2
I knew this day would come. I knew you'd eventually ask.
Rumi
?
Mom #2 sent an attachment to
Rumi
Maman? Are these… my drawings?
Mom #2
Yes.
Mom #2
I never threw away your drawings, ma douce fille. I couldn't ever imagine doing that.
Mom #2
I moved them into a secure location to make sure I'd never lose them or have anything happen to them.
Mom #2
I never want anything to happen to your drawings, never in a million years, mon chéri.
Mom #2
I'm so sorry if you thought I threw them away. I'm so sorry I never gave you any other impression. I'm so sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
Mom #2
How long have you thought I threw them away? How long? I need to know.
Rumi
I don't know when I genuinely began feeling like this, but I know it's been years.
Rumi
I never asked you outright because I was scared.
Rumi
I was scared that you'd confirm my biggest fears. I was scared that you'd confirm that you threw them away.
Mom #2
I'd never throw anything away from you.
Rumi
You threw away Mr. Dirt Maman.
Mom #2
...
Mom #2
Rumi Mr. Dirt was a worm.
Rumi
And? You still threw him away 😭
Mom #2
I'll get you another worm.
Rumi
And ice cream?
Mom #2
And ice cream.
Rumi
😋 Thank you Maman.
Mom #2
I spoil you too much.
Rumi
You do.
Rumi
Can I talk with you later about some things? I wanna know some things about Mom, Dad, and Auntie Kiyoko.
Rumi
And you.
Mom #2
Okay. Okay. Whatever you want to know, mon chéri.
Mom #2
But let me ask, where is this coming from? Does it have to do with a couple of hours ago?
Rumi
Yes. But I don't wanna talk about it over the phone. Are you free right now?
Mom #2
I'm always free for you ma douce fille.
Mom #2
Whatever you have to ask, I'll answer. I'll prepare some tissues for you, okay?
Rumi
Okay.
Rumi
Love you 💜
Mom #2
I love you too mon chéri.
Mom #2
💜💙
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
@RyuDragon Why is there a worm on your horse?
❤ 879M 5:17 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @mimimira
ask maman
❤ 995M 5:18 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @RyuDragon
Who are you? What have you done with Rumi? Rumi has never used lowercase before!!!
❤ 761.8K 5:18 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
@JinuSaja What did you do??? 🧐
❤ 770M 5:19 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
??? I didn't do anything!!
❤ 561.4K 5:20 PM • Aug 31, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @JinuSaja
😐 Don't lie to me.
❤ 770M 5:21 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
???
❤ 561.4K 5:22 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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# Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Today at 5:30 PM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
@AbbySaja @MysterySaja @RomanceSaja @BabySaja You guys are idiots. But you're my idiots 🧡
❤ 983M 7:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
you too
❤ 659.2K 7:42 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
My favorite idiots 🩵
❤ 519.6K 7:43 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Who are you calling an idiot you dummy.
❤ 571.5K 7:44 PM • Aug 31, 2025
No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Everyone here is stupid. You guys are just less stupid 🫠
❤ 901M 7:45 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
What kind of sorcery is this?! Who convinced Baby to use emojis?? What happened during this outing?? And why wasn't I invited!?
❤ 907.8K 7:49 PM • Aug 31, 2025
Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @JinuSaja
Because no one likes you. Hope this helps you.
❤ 100B 7:50 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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Hey
It's me.
I know that we haven't been in contact for years. I'm sorry about how our last conversation ended. You were a kid and didn't understand the circumstances of Mom and Dad’s divorce. I shouldn't have forced you to choose sides when you didn't know anything about what happened.
I'm sorry about how I treated you towards the end. I should've been more mature about my reactions. You never deserved that. I always knew it.
I'll understand if you want absolutely nothing to do with me. I won't blame or fault you if you decide to never want to respond or acknowledge this. I just needed to say it to you.
There's no ulterior motive or something like that. I'm trying to be honest here. I spent years working on fixing myself in therapy just to even begin to think about contacting you.
You've grown so much in the past couple of years. I'm so sorry that I missed an insane amount of things for you. You being a trainee, your debut, your concerts, everything that you've ever done.
I'm sorry if my contacting you dragged up old memories you want to forget. That wasn't my intention.
If you're up for it, can we meet? There's a place that lets you feed turtles. You still like them, right?.
You don't have to accept if you don't want to. You can just delete this and I'll understand.
But if you've gotten to this point, thank you for taking time out of your day to read this.
Even from afar, I'll still be cheering you on, Zo.
Love,
Daesung, your brother.
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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Today 8:25 PM
Turtle
GUYS!!!
Turtle
GUYS!!!
Turtle
GUYS!!!
Turtle
GUYS!!!
Turtle
GUYS!!!
Turtle
GUYS IM FREAKING OUT
Turtle
IM FRELSING OUT FUYS I THINK IM SHAKING
Better in Pink
Zoey. Relax. You're okay. Take deep breaths. Rumi?
Rumi
Already tracking her location. She's at the penthouse in her room.
Better in Pink
Good./p>
Better in Pink
Zoey. Are you calm? Can you text?
Turtle
I'm okay now
Turtle
Sorry for worrying you guys
Rumi
Don't apologize for that, Zoey. You're allowed to freak out.
Rumi
What happened?
Better in Pink
Do you think that you can share it?
Turtle
My older brother emailed me
Better in Pink
You have an older brother too?
Turtle
Yeah
Rumi
Why didn't you ever mention him before?
Turtle
Because he wasn't a good person. To me at least
Better in Pink
What did he do?
Turtle
Don't make me answer that. I won't be able to stop explaining. I'm gonna vent
Rumi
Then vent. Neither of us will interrupt until you say you're done. Whenever you're ready to vent, just type, and we'll wait for you to finish.
Turtle
I don't know how to start. I'm gonna ramble.
Better in Pink
Go ahead.
Turtle
Okay, so as you guys just found out, I have an older brother. His name is Daesung. He's about nine years older than me.
Turtle
Daesung was the moderator of our parents' arguments whenever they started getting too verbally abusive and physical to one another. Them getting physical happened rarely, so don't worry about that, okay? I never witnessed much of their arguments because I was always kept in my room.
Turtle
I'm not sure what it was about me, but for whatever reason, Daesung never liked me. He never liked me as a baby, and as I grew older, I think he began to resent me. I still don't know the reason why.
Turtle
Our parents were more focused on fighting to notice when he began hitting me and shouting at me for every little thing I did. I couldn't even walk without him shouting or shoving me into the wall.
Turtle
He wasn't violent or mean to anyone else. Just me. I have some ideas about why he resented me, such as:
Turtle
1.) He didn't want another sibling
Turtle
2.) He knew I was the “let's have a baby to save our marriage” baby and hated me for prolonging the divorce
Turtle
3.) Our parents constantly arguing and threats of divorce (and never going through with them for years) made him aggressive, but he only took it out on me
Turtle
His mental health was struggling, and the only thing he could control was his actions and behavior (??)
Turtle
Anyway! I don't wanna get into too much of what he did, but to sum it all up, he was just verbally, emotionally, and sometimes physically with me, y'know, like badmouthing me to anyone who'd listen and name-calling and yelling
Turtle
He was just always so goddamn angry, and he always took it out on me. He somehow got even worse throughout the divorce and especially whenever I had to fly to my Mom's place in Seoul from Burbank and vice versa
Turtle
I didn't have to see him much after he turned 18, and he got to choose where he'd live (he chose our Dad's place in Burbank). I was thankful for that.
Turtle
What he did is still following me around everywhere, but I'm getting better!
Turtle
Promise!
Turtle
He sent an email to me earlier. I panicked when I saw his name, and all those bad memories just kinda resurfaced.
Better in Pink
What did he want?.
Turtle
He wanted to meet. And I can't do it.
Turtle
I can't face him. Not now, not ever. I just can't do it.
Turtle
I feel so guilty that I don't want to meet him.
Rumi
You never have to meet with someone who's hurt you. You don't have to meet people who've caused you physical, mental, emotional (or whatever else) harm. You don't owe him anything, Zoey. You don't owe him your time or your attention. You need to think about what you want and what you can handle. If you really want to meet him, then it's your choice, but Mira and I will be going for emotional support and to get you away from him as fast as possible if something happens. No argument.
Rumi
If you don't want to, then you don't have to. No one can tell you what to choose because this is something that is either going to give you closure or hurt you, and we have to let you make that choice on your own.
Turtle
I can't do it. I just can't. I know if I see his face, then I'm never going to see anything but him for a while.
Better in Pink
That settles it then. You don't wanna go? You don't go. We'll have a movie night. You pick. I'll even watch those dumb Fast & Furious movies for you.
Turtle
Really?
Better in Pink
Really.
Turtle
Rumi?
Rumi
...
Rumi
Fine. I'll let you color my patterns.
Turtle
🥹
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Movie night 🎥🍿
❤ 917M 11:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025
I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @mimimira
🫶
❤ 871M 11:41 PM • Aug 31, 2025
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From: [email protected]
Subject: I know what you're doing. Don't make me expose it. Respond to Father.
31082025.mp4 (171.4 MB)
Mother and Father are not pleased that your friend has broken your betrothal contract. You know how Mother and Father are, Yeongja. You have seventy-two hours to respond.
I have more if you choose to not comply.
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Just when you think you’re finally free. I'm back in the fucking building again!
❤ 100B 12:07 AM • Sep 1, 2025
Chapter 9: Anger.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Zoey's journal entry!
- Zoey lashing out!
- More Saja Boys and Rumi bonding!
- Baby being cryptic!
INFO
Zoey's lashing out is the result of her brother's email—it brought back old memories of his abuse. Because Zoey is angry, she lashes out at the closest person, which unfortunately happens to be Rumi. Once Zoey takes a while to cool down and think about what happens, she goes to apologize.
The Discord portion happens immediately after Zoey and Rumi's argument.
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TW
Feelings of wanting your tormentor/abuser dead, Conflicting feelings regarding your tormentor/abuser, References to Sibling Abuse, References to Drug Addiction, Anger Wrongfully Directed at an Innocent Party, Implied Past Self-Harm (Rumi, Baby), Thoughts of Relapsing, Feeling Weak Because of Thoughts of Relapsing - this is probably all for this chapter. Do let me know if I have to add more.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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missing home
can you really miss something you never had in the first place?
Zoe
14h 42m
I Love You So
The Walters
Like Him
Tyler, The Creator
Passenger
Noah Kahan
You’re Somebody Else
flora cash
The Gold
Manchester Orchestra
Indigo (feat. Avery Anna)
Sam Barber
Atlantis
Seafret
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Entry #76
Daesung contacted me today.
What am I supposed to feel? Anger? Fear? Gratefulness? I don’t know what I’m supposed to feel. I never know what to feel.
He’s in therapy. He’s getting better. He’s getting help.
I should be thankful about that, right? I should be grateful that Daesung is finally getting the help he’s always needed, right?
I should feel something other than this anger, right? I shouldn’t be feeling angry, right? Especially not the kind of anger that makes me want him dead, right?
What kind of person am I? Wanting him dead? He’s family! He’s my only brother! At least from Mom. I shouldn’t want him dead. I shouldn’t want him dead. I shouldn’t!
But that’s all I’ve been feeling lately. I know he was struggling growing up, but what did I do?
What did I do to deserve everything he did to me?
What did I do to deserve every bruise and screaming and shoving from him?
What did I do to deserve him locking me in closets?
What did I do to deserve him being physical with me?
What did I do to deserve him hating me the way he did?
What did I do that was so wrong to him other than being born?
I know I should be grateful he’s still alive after getting hooked on painkillers and other things and is finally getting better, I should be beyond grateful, but I’m not.
All I feel whenever I think about him is fear.
Fear that he would shout at me again. Fear that he would get physical with me again. Fear that he would start getting more violent every time he went out and came back, stumbling in through the door. I was scared the drugs would finally make him snap at me.
I can’t look back at my childhood without fear. Half of my memories are just gone. I don’t remember anything from the moment I could start remembering until I was 9, when our parents finally divorced, and I didn’t have to see him as much.
I’m so fucking angry at him, at our parents, at myself for still feeling like this. My therapist says it’s normal and that healing isn’t linear, but it feels wrong to hate him. He was suffering just like I was.
But every time I think about him, I get angry, and it scares me. I don’t want to be angry at him forever; it doesn’t feel right to still be so angry at him when he’s trying to get better.
He’s trying to get better, and I’m still wishing him dead.
I don’t know what to do, but I’m sure I’ll eventually figure it out.
Signing out for now!
✧ Zoey
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Group chat:Dragon Demonling
Today 12:37 AM
Hatchling
Zoey? Hey, are you okay?
Zoey
Yeah. I’m fine. Why?
Hatchling
Because I can hear you sniffling from the kitchen.
Hatchling
What’s going on? Did something happen?
Zoey
I hate you.
Hatchling
Me?
Zoey
Yes! You!
Hatchling
What did I do? Let me fix it.
Zoey
Leave it.
Hatchling
Why?
Hatchling
Look. Zoey, I love and cherish you more than anyone (don’t tell Mira I said that she’ll literally behead me), and I understand that you’re probably lashing out because something happened, but I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what’s going on.
Hatchling
Tell me what’s going on, Zoe. I’m here. We’re supposed to be together.
Zoey
How can we be together if you’re nothing but a liar, Rumi?!
Zoey
You’re always lying! About your fucking patterns! About your feelings! About EVERYTHING!
Zoey
You’re such a fucking liar, Ryu Rumi. I don’t know how anyone puts up with it. I don’t know how Mira or I put up with your fucking bullshit for so long!
Zoey
Just leave me the fuck alone Rumi!
Today 4:28 AM
Zoey
I’m sorry.
Zoey
I’m so sorry Rumi.
Zoey
I was just frustrated about everything that happened earlier. It wasn’t your fault. I don’t hate you either.
Zoey
I’m so goddamn sorry for how I acted. You didn’t deserve that. I know you’re trying so hard to make up for all the lying you did. I’m sorry I threw it back in your face.
Zoey
Rumi?
Zoey
Hello?
Zoey
Rumi unnie?
This number has been deactivated.
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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real ones 😎)
Today 4:31 AM
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira! Answer me!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Holds The Brain
Zoey, I’m kind of busy right now.
Holds The Brain
I’m with Celine. We’re finishing legal paperwork. Can this wait?
Loses The Brain
Mira I fucked up!
Loses The Brain
I fucked up really bad, Mira! So fucking bad!
Holds The Brain
What?
Holds The Brain
What happened? What the hell did you do, Zoey?
Loses The Brain sent an attachment.
Loses The Brain
I fucked up so bad!
Loses The Brain
How do I fix this??
Loses The Brain
Mira, how the fuck do I fix this?!
Holds The Brain
What the hell Choi Zoey?!
Holds The Brain
Why did you say that?!?
Loses The Brain
I know! You don’t have to make me feel more guilty than I already feel!
Loses The Brain
How do I fix this?!?
Holds The Brain
I don’t know.
Holds The Brain
Look, Celine’s calling me back. We’ll discuss this when I get back.
Loses The Brain
But what about Rumi?
Holds The Brain
Rumi’s fine. She’s probably with Bobby or the Saja Boys.
Holds The Brain
Just stay in your room until I get back. And for the love of whatever you believe, do NOT engage in anything from the Saja Boys!
Loses The Brain
Ok.
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# Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Today at 12:52 AM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Here! The PDF file Youngjae found.
Attached: HowToHelpaFriend.pdf (108 KB)
This email contains no message.
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No.✔
@BabySaja
@Zoeyyy_turtle Thanks a lot. Really. Truly appreciate it 🙃
❤ 876.8K 5:17 AM • Sep 1, 2025
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Notes:
This one's pretty short.
Originally, the Zoerumi and Discord portions were going to be longer, but I think I might have triggered myself with it :(
I shortened it for this one, but I might expand it later down the line, who knows.
The legal paperwork Celine and Mira are doing is in regards to the previous chapter when Mira's brother sent the email.
Why the fuck did this become so angsty!! :(
This chapter was supposed to be about the Saja Boys and the girls having "therapy" (venting) in a chat with Bobby, but I scrapped it—or at least a majority of it.
Chapter 10: Apologies.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Celine and Mystery interact!
- Jinu being kept out of the loop!
- Tired Dad Bobby!
- Zoey's journal entry pt. ii
- The Saja Boys find out what happened!
- Zoey apologizes!
- Mira and Zoey finally get Rumi's Discord!
TW
Very Lightly Implied Past Sibling Abuse, References to Self-Harm
Chapter Text
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Group chat:Mom #2
Today 5:17 AM
Mom #2
Rumi!
Mom #2
Rumi, please answer my calls!
Mom #2
Rumi!
Mom #2
Respond to these messages please!
Mom #2
I just got off the phone with Zoey. What happened between you two? I couldn't understand her through her sobbing.
Mom #2
Rumi?!
Mom #2
You're worrying me here fille chérie!
Mom #2
If you don't want to speak, at least please just let me know that you're safe.
Rumi
Hello Ms. Celine! This is Mystery Saja from the Saja Boys.
Mom #2
Mystery? Why do you have Rumi's phone? What's happening?
Rumi
Rumi is currently here with us. Us being Abby, Myself, Romance, and Baby.
Rumi
Rest assured that she is fine. We had an incident earlier, sometimes at midnight. Can I contact you from my personal number?
Mom #2
+8288092909 is my number. Contact me here Mystery.
Rumi
Thank you Ms. Celine.
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Group chat:Ms. Celine
Today 5:27 AM
Mystery
Hello. This is Ms. Celine's phone number, correct? I haven't accidentally mistyped your number, right?
Ms. Celine
Yes Mystery. This is my phone number.
Mystery
Good. Let me explain what happened, as far as my understanding goes. Rumi has yet to tell us.
Mystery
From what we know, Rumi and Zoey had a one-sided argument sometime around 12:30 AM. Rumi has yet to properly explain what exactly this argument entailed, but it hurt her. Deeply.
Mystery
Before I continue I must know.
Mystery
Do you know what Rumi has done throughout her childhood? If so, how much?
Ms. Celine
Are you referencing her cutting?
Mystery
Ah so you do know. Please don’t blame her. She was overwhelmed.
Ms. Celine
Mystery. Be honest. Did she relapse?
Mystery
Thankfully no. But she thought about it.
Ms. Celine
Where are all of you right now? Should I go pick you up?
Mystery
That would be wonderful. Please do. We walked here at 5 something AM. Thank you.
Ms. Celine
Send me your location and I’ll go pick you up.
Mystery sent a location.
Ms. Celine
How did you guys WALK all the way over there?! And at FIVE AM?! What are you? Insane?!?
Mystery
Apologies. But Rumi needed it.
Ms. Celine
I know. Thank you for looking out for her. Don’t apologize for that. I’ll be there in an hour. Do you want me to pick up some food? Only breakfast.
Mystery
They said yes. Romance, and I would like pancakes. Abby would like waffles. Baby and Rumi would like French toast.
Ms. Celine
Oh great. I have two French toast lovers now.
Mystery
Rumi has always liked French toast?
Ms. Celine
Yes. That’s all she wanted between the ages of three and eight. I’ll be offline for a while. I’ll call when I’m there.
Mystery
Okay. Thank you.
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No.✔
@BabySaja
@MysterySaja @RyuDragon @RomanceSaja @AbbySaja @CelineOfficial Wonderful day innit?
❤ 987M 5:49 AM • Sep 1, 2025
Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @BabySaja
Just because you heard ONE British person doesn’t mean you get to speak like one. Knock it off, or I’m having Rumi eat your ice cream.
❤ 781.6K 5:50 AM • Sep 1, 2025
Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @BabySaja @MysterySaja
🤤 ice cream
❤ 879M 5:51 AM • Sep 1, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
What did I wake up to? Trampoline parks? Baby is British now?? Baby was cryptic?? What is going on in the House of HUNTR/X?? What is going on in MY house??
❤ 568.7K 6:04 AM • Sep 1, 2025
Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @JinuSaja
Why is there always something going on?? Can I get a 2-minute break before one of you guys does something ridiculous and/or stupid? I love my girls, but why are they always getting into these situations?!
❤ 769.6K 6:05 AM • Sep 1, 2025
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Entry 76 .con
I messed up.
I messed up so fucking bad.
I messed everything up. I ruined EVERYTHING!!
I’m just like them
Why did I even say that? Why did I say that to Rumi?
She didn’t do anything wrong. Why did I lash out at her? She was only checking in on me!
I ruined our friendship!
I ruined everything between us.
I FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING
I RUINED EVERYTHING
I RUINED EVERYTHING
I RUINED EVERYTHING
I RUINED EVERYTHING
I RUINED EVERYTHING
I just can’t stop ruining things, can I?
I just have to keep ruining everything, don’t I?
Why can’t I be normal for once?! Why can’t I say the right things?!
Why am I always ruining everything?!
I don’t know what to do.
How am I supposed to fix this? Rumi’s number isn’t working! What if she did something??
Bobby doesn’t know where she is either. Celine isn’t answering calls or texts, and it's freaking me out! She always answers. Always. Especially whenever it has to do with Rumi.
She has to know where Rumi is, right? That’s the reason she’s not answering, right? Rumi’s probably with her! Or maybe the Saja Boys contacted Celine?!
No one but Bobby, Jinu, and Mira is responding to me. Not even Mystery :( and he always responds to me. Eventually.
How am I gonna fix this?
I don’t have a plan. I don’t have any ideas.
I have nothing.
But I have to fix this.
I have to fix this somehow. This was all my fault. I need to figure out how to fix this.
Even if she never forgives me, I have to apologize.
I have to know she’s okay.
I just need someone to tell me that she’s okay. I don’t care who I learn it from. I just need her to be okay.
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Group chat:Unnamed
Today 3:06 AM
Rumi has left the chat.
Today 6:14 AM
Jinu Saja
What is going on?
Jinu Saja
What did I miss?
Jinu Saja
And don’t say “nothing’s wrong” or “nothing happened” or whatever else you guys say whenever something DID happen.
Jinu Saja
What the hell is going on? @BabySaja Why did you tag Zoey in a cryptic tweet? Why did Rumi leave the chat?
Mira
Zoey. Tell them.
Mira
Or I will.
Zoey
Did Rumi tell you guys about what happened?
Romance Saja
No. She hasn’t told us anything about what happened just yet. We’ve been with her since 12:30 something.
Baby Saja
What did you fucking do?
Zoey sent an attachment.
Abby Saja
What
Abby Saja
The
Abby Saja
Fuck
Romance Saja
What the hell Zoey? What the fuck is your problem? Why did you say that?
Jinu Saja
What brought this on? I thought you guys were back to being friends after the Idol Awards?
Mira
We are. Zoey’s brother emailed her sometime ago.
Mystery Saja
You have a brother?
Baby Saja
Why haven’t you ever brought him up?
Zoey
He isn’t…wasn’t a good person to me okay? I don’t wanna talk about it.
Abby Saja
Sounds like a trauma response.
Jinu Saja
Did you mean what you said?
Zoey
No!
Zoey
God no!
Zoey
I didn’t mean it!
Zoey
I was just so… so angry at my brother, and Rumi was just the closest person.
Abby Saja
I’m not going to pretend that what you said and did wasn’t wrong or hurtful, but I understand that you were hurting and experiencing a traumatic event, but that’s an explanation, not an excuse for your actions.
Abby Saja
You deeply hurt Rumi, and I’m not sure if you can ever repair what you’ve broken. You’re so lucky that she contacted us instead of. I won’t say it’s Rumi’s story to share, but your actions almost caused her to revert to old bad habits.
Abby Saja
She’ll reactivate her number in a while. She’s with us, so don’t worry about her safety or whereabouts.
Romance Saja
Rumi is going to be upset because of this but @ChoiZoey I’m giving you her Discord name. She has you blocked on everything, and if she doesn’t have you blocked, she won’t respond to anything you send. I’m giving it to you not for you but for you to apologize and find a way to make it up to her.
Baby Saja
I’ll be creating the server. I’m gonna be there as a moderator. You have 3 strikes. If you go off topic, if you do the “I’m sorry but,” you’re out; if you ramble about finally having her Discord, I’m deleting everything of yours off her phone. Understood?
Zoey
Understood.
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# Apologizing For Asshole Behavior
Welcome to #Apologizing For Asshole Behavior!
Apologizing for asshole behaviour is what we do here!
Today at 6:31 AM
Baby joined the party. ()
Welcome, ZoeZoe. We hope you brought pizza. ()
Glad you're here Rumi. ()
Jinu has arrived. Party's over. ()
Hello. Is it Abby you're looking for? ()
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mystery joined this server with you. ()
Romance has joined. Stay a while and listen! ()
It's Mirdotdot praise the sun! ()
[Message #Apologizing For Asshole Behavior]
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Chapter 11: jealous girl.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Rumi being a horrible cook!
- Celine revealing how they found out Rumi was lactose intolerant!
- Mira and Zoey finally getting Rumi's Discord!
- Jealous Mira!
- The boys being protective! (Pt. whatever number it is now!) ft. Baby having a plan!
- Zoey's ew Twitter!
- Halloween. Costumes. Creepypastas :3
click on mira's "no" after the "she's from america" comment to see what she originally said :O
- Mira, Rumi, and Baby interaction ft a brick!
- Zoey threatening Abby!
- Jinu learning about childhood stories about Rumi!
- Mira threatening Abby!
- Mystery gets a turn on Reddit!
- Mira threatening death :3
No angst! Yay :D
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
“Celine, why didn't you teach Rumi how to cook? This. “Celine, why did you permanently ban Rumi from cooking?” That. “Celine, how come in all the years we've known you and Rumi, you haven't let her be unsupervised in the kitchen?” These are all questions I've received from Mira and Zoey (and now the Saja Boys) throughout the years, and I'd like to present two exhibits that demonstrate why Rumi is permanently banned from cooking with the help of Bobby.
❤ 798M 9:17 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @CelineOfficial
Exhibit A:

❤ 826M 9:18 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @CelineOfficial @ilovmygirls
Exhibit B:

❤ 875M 9:18 AM • Sep 2, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
What kind of creations are these?? @mimimira @Zoeyyy_turtle How did you not know about this???

Bobby✔@ilovemygirls
Exhibit A:

❤ 100M 9:23 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @BabySaja
Did you not see what Celine tweeted? She never let Rumi be in the kitchen without her being duct-taped to the wall 50 feet away.
❤ 257M 9:24 AM • Sep 2, 2025

I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
replying to @BabySaja
eww
❤ 579M 9:24 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @BabySaja
Are those pieces of chocolate in NOODLES!??! @RyuDragon what the genuine hell possessed you to combine both of those ingredients????
❤ 757M 9:25 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @BabySaja
:/ I dunno either. It just happened one day. That’s how I found out I was lactose intolerant.
❤ 997M 9:25 AM • Sep 2, 2025
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
That was not how we found out you were lactose intolerant, ma chérie. We found out because when Bobby took you to get groceries, you ate an entire container of ice cream and complained that your stomach hurt—for your mental health, I will not say what happened, but you can guess. That’s how we found out.

Ruuuummmmi✔@RyuDragon
:/ I dunno either. It just happened one day. That’s how I found out I was lactose intolerant.
❤ 658.7M 9:28 AM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @CelineOfficial
MAMAN!
❤ 977M 9:29 AM • Sep 2, 2025
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#Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord
Welcome to #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord!
Was originally called Operation: Make Rumi Get Discord!
Today at 1:45 PM
Welcome, Rumi. We hope you brought cake. ()
[Message #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord]
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#Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Today at 2:02 PM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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I LOVE TURTLES✔
@Zoeyyy_turtle
Letting @JinuSaja put a new profile, display name, and username! (I am gonna regret this!)
❤ 498M 2:45 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
This is what happens when you insist on skateboarding without a helmet. Please wear helmets and protection gear!
❤ 248M 2:46 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
Life lesson: do not eat glue, snort sharpies, hold your breath until you turn purple (no Zoey, you can’t hold your breath for more than seven seconds, please stop trying to suffocate yourself), and don’t be born in Burbank.
❤ 684M 2:47 PM • Sep 2, 2025

No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @Zoeyyy_turtle
The American education system strikes again.
❤ 540M 2:48 PM • Sep 2, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Regretting it.
❤ 965M 2:51 PM • Sep 2, 2025
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Does anyone know why @mimimira just randomly bursted out laughing during a meeting?
❤ 653M 2:51 PM • Sep 2, 2025

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @CelineOfficial
Check @mojojozo’s account.
❤ 847M 2:52 PM • Sep 2, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
why is everyone laughing at my profile??
❤ 992M 2:53 PM • Sep 2, 2025
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Group chat:Unnamed
Today 3:08 AM
Zoey
Hallelujah! Touring is over! Praise the Lord!
Mystery Saja
Ahem. Demons are in this chat.
Mira
No one asked.
Abby Saja
anyway
Abby Saja
me too zo!
Abby Saja
this tour took so much out of me
Jinu Saja
Guys, that was our “ENEMIES: Prologue” tour stops. We haven’t even gotten to the first part.
Abby Saja
nooooooooooooooo
Zoey
No! Please no more! 😭 I can’t take any more touring!
Romance Saja
Haven’t you been touring for years?
Baby Saja
Haven’t you been alive for decades? And you’re still complaining about stupid shit?
Romance Saja
@Rumi You’re not gonna help me out here?!?!
Mystery Saja
Rumi?
Mystery Saja
Hello?
Mira
Rumi? Did you seriously go running off again??
Zoey
She’s with me right now!
Zoey
We’re planning for world domination :3
Jinu Saja
World domination?
Baby Saja
@Rumi 😏
Rumi
SHUT UP
Abby Saja
rumi and *gunshots* sitting in a tree!
Baby Saja
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Romance Saja
First comes love.
Mystery Saja
Then comes marriage.
Zoey
Then comes a baby in a baby carriage!
Rumi
ZOEY!
Jinu Saja
Where did you guys learn this from?
Mira
We've gotten completely off track.
Mira
What are you two doing?
Zoey
Getting ready for Halloween 🎃👻
Mystery Saja
It's only the 28th of September. Halloween is nowhere near close.
Zoey
Shut it. This is MY holiday. I catch you saying anything else, I'll send you to Gwi-Ma myself :3
Mystery Saja
...
Mystery Saja
Noted.
Baby Saja
What kind of costumes do you guys have planned?
Zoey
:3 I'm dressing as Laughing Jack, and I'm making Rumi dress as Bloody Painter.
Mira
You're going as creepypasta characters?
Rumi
Yes.
Jinu Saja
What's a creepypasta?
Abby Saja
pasta!
Romance Saja
Pasta that has creepy faces?
Zoey
ㅋㅋㅋ
Zoey
That's not what a creepypasta is, but thanks for the laughs.
Mira
Why are you Laughing Jack? Why is Rumi Bloody Painter?
Rumi
I dunno.
Rumi
I wanted to be Ticci-Toby or X-Virus, but Zoey said no 🥺
Abby Saja
join the demons!
Abby Saja
we'll let you be whatever the hell that is! 😊
Mira
No.
Mira
Absolutely not.
Zoey
I'll slit your throat 😜😊
Mystery Saja
Why are you so violent?
Mira
She's from America.
Jinu Saja
I am so confused. What is happening?
Zoey
MIRA!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ZERO!!!
Mira
No.
Rumi
You should be Laughing Jill then. You can match with Zoey!
Mira
Romance Saja
👀
Abby Saja
we saw that
Mystery Saja
You editing your message isn't going to save you. Baby does it all the time. We're trained professionals at catching things before someone can delete or edit them.
Rumi
Saw what?
Mira
Nothing!
Jinu Saja
I can hear Zoey laughing all the way to our place.
Zoey
I'm not that loud!
Baby Saja
Sure 🙄
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
why is everyone still laughing at my profile ☹️
❤ 871M 1:00 PM • Sep 28, 2025
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Rumi in every single one of our songs core

❤ 827M 1:23 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @mimimira
did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it at me?
❤ 710M 1:24 PM • Sep 28, 2025

No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @mimimira @RyuDragon
POV: You're Mira.

❤ 412M 1:26 PM • Sep 28, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
A friendly reminder! A good romance starts with good communication, trust, support, love, respect, and not thinking everything needs to be transactional.!
❤ 974M 2:05 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @ilovmygirls
and a bad romance starts with ra-ra, ah-ah-ah roma-, roma-ma- gaga, ooh, la-la
❤ 994.9K 2:06 PM • Sep 28, 2025

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @AbbySaja
Who taught you this?
❤ 585K 2:07 PM • Sep 28, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @AbbySaja @MysterySaja
THIS IS WHY I’M GONNA KILL YOU!! STOP TAKING MY LINES!!!
❤ 832M 2:08 PM • Sep 28, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
Guess who just spent the past couple hours getting embarrassing childhood stories about Rumi from Bobby AND Celine?? (It’s me. I did.)
❤ 784M 11:35 PM • Sep 30, 2025

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @JinuSaja
LEAVE ME ALONE

❤ 976M 11:36 PM • Sep 30, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @JinuSaja
Spill the beans!

❤ 871M 11:37 PM • Sep 30, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
What does this have to do with beans? It's a well.

the blue one from the power puff girls✔@mojojozo
Spill the beans!

❤ 819K 11:39 PM • Sep 30, 2025

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @BabySaja
I couldn't find any bean memes that fit okay 😔
❤ 911M 11:40 PM • Sep 30, 2025
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
A thread about why @AbbySaja should be brutally slowly murdered. 1/?
❤ 816M 11:53 PM • Sep 30, 2025

Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @mimimira
all because i said i liked pineapple pizza?????
❤ 819.6K 11:54 PM • Sep 30, 2025
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Group chat:Unnamed
Today 7:09 AM
Romance Saja
@Rumi Why are you laughing like us back when we worked for Gwi-Ma? Did you steal someone’s soul???!
Rumi has sent an attachment.
Mystery Saja
Oh. That is rather hilarious.
Zoey
STOP! YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN’T EVER SHOW ANYBODY THAT PICTURE!!!
Mira
How did you land headfirst in a trash can? What could you have possibly been doing that resulted in that?
Jinu Saja
I'm not even gonna say anything.
Abby Saja
ㅋㅋㅋ
Baby Saja
You knock that off. You've been sending that all fucking day.
Romance Saja
Anyway.
Romance Saja
@Rumi Are you still gonna come?
Rumi
Yes
Zoey
Where are you going?
Abby Saja
that's a secret 🤫
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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)
Today 7:15 AM
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira, do NOT do whatever you're planning on doing!
Holds The Brain
I'm gonna murder them.
Loses The Brain
Don't murder them!
Holds The Brain
you can't stop me 😊
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Notes:
I burnt myself out :(
I was working on a Mira-centric story alongside the previously mentioned Romance x Rumi story, and a Celine-centric story on raising Rumi. (And then I got an idea for a Zoey-centric story)
Chapter 12: jealousy, rumors, and threats. oh my!
Summary:
Featuring:
- Abby losing (and probably the introduction of - idk man it's been a while) Derpy and Sussie :3
- Abby and Rumi sleepover!
- Mystery being the sane one ft. Baby's plan!
- Some demon lore!
- The boys and Rumi™ ft. the arcade!
- Mira threatening Baby!
- Jealous Mira 2.0!
- Mira's search history!
- Mira's turn on Reddit!
- Rumi learning to use her powers! (Does not end well)!
- Abby's cooking disaster!
- More threatening from Mira :3
- bathhouse
- Bobby's convo with Mira!
- Abby getting chased!
- More the boys and Rumi™ bonding!
- dating rumor
Minimal angst? On Mira's part at least - girl is crushing hard and thinks Rumi's with one of the Saja Boys.
Notes:
This layout has gone through so many variations, it's not funny anymore.
Because this originally started/was supposed to be in a supposed to be real-time sequence (posting every day essentially), I wanna try to do it for November. No promises on getting them up at the same time, though.
This one's probably the longest one I've written for this.
Yes, I used a new Reddit work skin. Yes, I include the responses. No, I don't know why either life would've been so much easier if I didn't include that.
I have fallen for the Rumira propaganda. Very hard.
Rumi and Mira are probably going to be the only set ship in this entire work! It only took 12 chapters before I, quote unquote, made one canon! Which is surprising given my ability to ship everyone 🙂
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
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#Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Sept 30, 2025 - 9:07 PM
Sept 30, 2025 - 11:27 PM
Oct 1, 2025 - 7:03 AM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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GodofSajaSpice ✔
418k likes
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Had a blast at the arcade. Unfortunately, Myst face planted during his turn at bowling and got laughed at by a 5-year-old.
Myst_Saja ✔: Funnily enough, an actual 5-year-old managed to get 5 strikes
↳ Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Seriously? Wow. That's kind of sad, Mystery.
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: at least no one noticed mine 😀
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: I saw that blunder. You face planted, too. Into the rack of bowling balls. I know that hurt.
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔: That dumbass ignored the wet sign floor and thought running was a good idea 😒
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: I'm surprised that any of you still have your accounts, let alone the fact that you guys haven't been cancelled for anything yet. Truly astonished. iykyk
defonotmiratrix: when did you go to the arcade with them?
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Everybody took the creative names huh?
View all 207k comments
October 1, 2025
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Group chat:The Pink One
Today 10:09 AM
Pink Hurricane Thingamajig
What are you getting at here, demon?
Baby
Hello?
Baby
What is this?
Baby
What the actual fuck are you asking about??
Pink Hurricane Thingamajig
You know exactly what I'm talking about about you dumbass demon!
Pink Hurricane Thingamajig
Now, answer the question, what are you getting at here? What's your plan? What are your intentions?
Baby
What the hell‼️
Baby
Girl you're going fucking batshit crazy!
Baby
What are you talking about??
Pink Hurricane Thingamajig
You know what I'm talking about! Stop playing coy twinkerella!
Baby
TWINKERELLA?!?
Baby
💀
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No.✔
@BabySaja
Just posting this here.

❤ 33k 10:16 AM • Oct 1, 2025
31k people are talking about this

Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @BabySaja
Now who the fuck said that??

❤ 51k 10:17 AM • Oct 1, 2025
62k people are talking about this
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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)
Today 10:22 AM
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira
Loses The Brain
Mira
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
Loses The Brain
Mira!
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
📞 Holds The Brain missed a call.
Loses The Brain
MIRA
Loses The Brain
ANSWER MY CALLS
Holds The Brain
What?
Loses The Brain
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT??!?!?!?!?! 💀
Holds The Brain
What? Say what? I didn't even say anything.
Loses The Brain
😒 don't go lying to me
Loses The Brain
Everybody saw that, and we KNOW that was you! Why'd you call him twinkerella?!
Holds The Brain
That wasn't me.
Loses The Brain
It wasn't?
Holds The Brain
No.
Loses The Brain
💀
Loses The Brain
Mira!
Loses The Brain
You're such a bad liar!
Loses The Brain
I KNEW you were jealous!
Holds The Brain
Jealous?
Holds The Brain
I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
Loses The Brain
You're so bad at lying it's not even funny!
Loses The Brain
I'm lying!
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Does anyone know why Zoey is laughing like she committed a murder? I'm getting kind of scared.
❤ 47k 10:38 AM • Oct 1, 2025
32.1k people are talking about this
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Group chat:Partner In Crime (Real Ones 😎)
Today 10:22 AM
Holds The Brain
I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
Loses The Brain
You're so bad at lying, it's not even funny!
Loses The Brain
I'm lying!
Today 10:40 AM
Holds The Brain
Alright you can stop laughing now.
Loses The Brain
Not until you admit that you're jealous ‼️‼️
Holds The Brain
Why the hell would I be jealous?
Loses The Brain
Uh, because you only started acting like that after Baby posted that Insta post.
Holds The Brain
...okay
Holds The Brain
Maybe I am just a little jealous.
Loses The Brain
I KNEW IT‼️ 🥳
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History
Viewing Mira’s Internet History
Today - Oct 01, 2025
why am i jealous? www.daum.net
signs of jealousy www.daum.net
Yesterday - Sept 30, 2025
What flower do you give to show someone you like them www.daum.net
What does it mean if I give someone 1 flower? www.daum.net
what flowers mean love? www.daum.net
do flowers mean anything? www.daum.net
signs that you like your best friend???? www.daum.net
Why do I have butterflies whenever I look at my friend???? www.daum.net
Why does my chest hurt when I look at my friend??????? www.daum.net
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r/relationship_advice
throwRAfellinlovewbff · 11mi ago
I (23f) have fallen in love with my (23f) best friend. Advice?
For obvious reasons (some acquaintances of mine occasionally browse this site, and I know that a different friend listens to those Minecraft Reddit stories 24/7 on YouTube), this is a throwaway account.
I know that lots of people have fallen in love with their best friends, but knowing and experiencing it are two drastically different things. Growing up, I never understood why people freaked out whenever they discovered that they developed romantic feelings. I always thought that people who kept their feelings secret were stupid or pathetic or something along those lines, but now that I’m in this position? It’s fucking terrifying. I don’t want to ruin our friendship, and since we share a friend group, I don’t want them to feel awkward if she doesn’t feel the same way, and our friendship fizzles out.
For some background information, my friend and I have known each other/have been friends since our lateish teens. Let’s call her Risae. I don’t want to give too much information, considering this is unique to our situation, and anyone who knows us will likely already be aware. Essentially, I started living with her and her guardian until we moved out years later. Risae’s guardian got me and our other close friend jobs at the company she owns alongside Risae—yes, I make nepotism jokes and call her a nepo baby, but Risae worked extremely hard for the position she currently has and deserves it 100%.
Risae hadn't been any kind of gay awakening for me. I already knew that I was gay long before her. Just wanted to put that out there, considering some people think it's strange to crush on your gay awakening person or something like that.
Earlier this month, I realized that at some point my platonic feelings towards her changed into romantic. For some reason, I either never realized or subconsciously deflected or subconsciously refused to acknowledge/accept these feelings. I would've continued to be ignorant of my feelings unless my friend (the one I mentioned earlier that listens to those Reddit stories), let's call her Eunseo, pointed out that I was jealous of Risae going out to hang out with her friends, who are acquaintances of mine—we don't get along but we're civil for Risae’s sake.
I've never experienced jealousy—at least towards someone I'm romantically attracted to—and didn't realize those emotions I felt when I saw one of Risae's friends post about them hanging out was jealousy. I'll admit that I lashed out at Risae's friend, and then he posted about what I called him (it wasn't anything bad or a slur, it was just an inside joke between everyone, no, I don't remember how or when or why it was created), and that's when Eunseo contacted me.
At first, I tried deflecting and claiming it wasn't me and that I wasn't jealous whenever she pointed out that I was, but eventually Eunseo made me realize that no, I was jealous. I was so goddamn jealous, and I was blinded by it when I contacted Risae’s friend. Yes, I plan on apologizing to him. Yes, I plan on apologizing to Risae for my behavior too.
I don't know what to do.
I'm scared to tell her about my feelings. I don't want to ruin our friendship. I don't want to ruin anything, really. I don't have a good relationship with my family, and Risae and Eunseo are honestly the only family I have, and I don't want to lose them in case Risae doesn't feel the same.
But I know I have to be honest. I know that if I wait too long, then someone else will step in and confess first.
How do I rip this Band-Aid off? How do I tell Risae?
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fishyfishy_28198 11mi ago...
Sounds like you're crushing really, really, REALLY hard on Risae.
directairfryer1989 11mi ago ...
It's commendable that you're acknowledging these things.
Most people put off confessing because of the fear, and because they're scared they're gonna ruin everything, and then get heartbroken when the person they're crushing on finds someone and gets into a relationship or marries and has kids.
I know that this doesn't mean anything from an online stranger, but I'm proud of you for having the strength to confess and either lose friends or get a girlfriend.
As for how you should confess to Risae, that's all up to you. You're the only one who knows what Risae likes; she dislikes her dos and don'ts. Use these to your advantage. Take her somewhere she likes and give her everything she likes and tell her that she can always reject you and you won't have any hard feelings if she does, and then confess. Tell her what you like about her, don't just say “you're hot” because that's not going to end well. People don't want a relationship based on appearance; they want a relationship based on authentic, real love—yes, attraction plays a role, but it should be what Risae does that makes you love her.
If you struggle with what to say, write it down. It's easier to read something off a paper than to speak. But I hope everything goes well.
alligatorman37192 10mi ago
INFO: Does anyone else other than Eunseo know that you have a crush on Risae? Does Eunseo even know that you have a crush, or is she just really perceptive?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 10m ago
Gonna be completely honest here, dude. Eunseo is very perceptive, but everybody kind of writes her off because she's energetic and bubbly. There's a 50/50 chance that Eunseo knows.
alligatorman37192 9mi ago
So there's a possibility that Eunseo knows about your crush? Has she ever dropped hints that she could know?

throwRAfellinlovewbff 10m ago
I think so. Eunseo made comments that seemed strange, but looking back now, I think she was trying to tell me she knows.

everyunicornneedsahat 8mi ago
Maybe you could ask Eunseo to help you figure out how to confess to Risae? Are Eunseo and Risae close?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 8mi ago
Eunseo, Risae, and I are friends.

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snake_snake_snake 6mi ago
If she lashed out at Risae’s friend without any context, then people are going to find out. I hope OP can work through it.

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#Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
Oct 1, 2025 - 1:00 PM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Uhm @RyuDragon, why did I just see you draped over a tree branch?
❤ 55k 1:48 PM • Oct 1, 2025
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @mojojozo
Don't ask.
❤ 100k 2:03 PM • Oct 1, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
Cooking dinner for everybody! 😄
❤ 24k 6:18 PM • Oct 1, 2025
28k people are talking about this
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
WHO THE HELL IS BURNING DOWN THE KITCHEN?! @RyuDragon Rumi?
❤ 67k 6:25 PM • Oct 1, 2025
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @CelineOfficial
IT WASN'T ME! I'M NOT EVEN IN THE KITCHEN!
❤ 47k 6:26 PM • Oct 1, 2025
40k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
This is very entertaining to watch.

Gym Bro 💪✔@AbbySaja
Cooking dinner for everybody! 😄
❤ 20k 6:33 PM • Oct 1, 2025
44k people are talking about this
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RyuRyu_RumRum ✔
808k likes
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: Guess who got both of us slapped with pies? @GodofSajaSpice
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Quit exposing me like this! And it wasn't even my fault!
HUNTRX ID: Rumi is leaning against a lamppost with an enormous grin on her face, and pink heart-shaped goggles are dangling from around her neck. Baby Saja (Saja Boys) is sitting at the base of the lamppost near Rumi's sneakers, his back pressed against the metal pole, and his right arm stretched above his head, making a peace sign, and green heart-shaped goggles are dangling from his left hand. Both have their faces and hair covered in whipped cream that has either been wiped off or licked off; it's not clear which. END ID.
Myst_Saja ✔: I've never felt more joy in my life than getting to slap Baby with a pie 😊
↳ Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Did you have to hit him so hard his goggles flew off? 😨
↳ AbbysAb_Saja ✔: Yes. Yes, he did.
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Forever amazed that Rumi somersaulted to avoid getting hit. She avoided it and then ran into a pole, and that's when she got hit with the pie.
↳ GodofSpices ✔: Did all of that just to immediately get hit with one 😒
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: Shut up!
defonotmiratrix: haha fun. can you dodge a missile strike?
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: you lost unsupervised internet privileges
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October 2, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
@ilovemygirls Someone threatened Baby with a missile strike.
❤ 33.1k 2:19 PM • Oct 2, 2025
49k people are talking about this

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @JinuSaja
I'm on it! I have a very specific person in mind.>
❤ 55.4k 2:20 PM • Oct 2, 2025
38k people are talking about this
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#Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord
Welcome to #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord!
Was originally called Operation: Make Rumi Get Discord!
Oct 2, 2025 - 2:36 PM
[Message #Operation: Get Rumi’s Discord]
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Group chat:Rebellion Leader
Today 7:20 PM
Bobby
Mira!
My Rebellious Daughter
Hi. Yes?
Bobby
Please stop threatening the Saja Boys.
My Rebellious Daughter
I don't know what you're talking about. I did no such thing.
Bobby
Mira!
My Rebellious Daughter
😜
Bobby
MIRA!
Today 7:23 PM
Bobby
Mira! Your read receipts are on! Stop ignoring me!
📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.
Bobby
MIRA! ANSWER MY CALLS!!!
📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.
📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.
Bobby
MIRA! ANSWER MY CALLS!
📞 My Rebellious Daughter missed a call.
Bobby
MIRA!
Today 7:29 PM
Bobby
Mira! Zoey just told me that you threatened another missile strike against the Saja Boys again. Stop threatening them!
My Rebellious Daughter
No 🥰
Bobby
MIRA
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No.✔
@BabySaja
Who the hell keeps threatening me with missile strikes?? It’s funny. But seriously, who has all that money to get missiles???
❤ 25k 10:25 AM • Oct 3, 2025
21k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
@RyuDragon Why did I just see Mira chase Abby with a spatula?
❤ 27k 1:27 PM • Oct 3, 2025
41k people are talking about this

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
That's because someone (Abby) tried snatching the cookies she just finished baking.
❤ 44k 1:28 PM • Oct 3, 2025
32k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
Deserved. You never take cookies.

Ruuuummmmi✔@RyuDragon
That's because someone (Abby) tried snatching the cookies she just finished baking.
❤ 19k 1:29 PM • Oct 3, 2025
28k people are talking about this
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
ooooooooooh 👻

❤ 33.1k 8:06 PM • Oct 3, 2025
40k people are talking about this

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @AbbySaja
Why do you, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi have an obsession with ghosts?
❤ 30k 8:07 PM • Oct 3, 2025
25k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
The supernatural merely calls to us. It sinks its claws into us and refuses to dislodge itself. We are but mere servants to the supernatural.
❤ 45k 8:08 PM • Oct 3, 2025
47k people are talking about this
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korea dispatch✔
@dispatchsns
HUNTR/X’s Ryu Rumi and Saja Boys’ Romance Saja Spotted Engaging in “Couple Behavior” in Naksan Park

❤ 130k 11:09 PM • Oct 3, 2025
154k people are talking about this

HUNTR/X’s Unofficial ID Describer✔
@HUNTRXID
START ID. Rumi and Romance are sitting on a strewn-out blanket extremely close, so much so that their shoulders are practically touching. Rumi's head is thrown back, laughing at something Romance said. Romance has a massive grin on his face as one hand is settled on Rumi's leg. Between them is a bag full of snacks, food, and drinks. They had been in the middle of eating when Romance said something that caused Rumi to laugh. END ID
❤ 58K 11:11 PM • Oct 3, 2025
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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
what?
❤ 13 11:09 PM • Oct 3, 2025
6 people are talking about this

Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Why are so many people asking me to clarify Rumi and a Saja Boys’ relationship?
❤ 53k 11:31 PM • Oct 3, 2025
61k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
For the 1000000 time! Rumi and I are NOT 🚫🙅 together! We're just friends! There is no romantic attraction between us.

korea dispatch✔@dispatchsns
HUNTR/X’s Ryu Rumi and Saja Boys’ Romance Saja Spotted Engaging in “Couple Behavior” in Naksan Park

❤ 61k 9:07 AM • Oct 4, 2025
70k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
Could've fooled me.
❤ 17k 9:08 AM • Oct 4, 2025
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Their relationship is strictly platonic, but they're both idiots and forget they're idols. Now leave me alone. I have work to finish.

Celine | CEO✔@CelineOfficial
Why are so many people asking me to clarify Rumi and a Saja Boys’ relationship?
❤ 71k 9:50 AM • Oct 4, 2025
42k people are talking about this
❅✎ ── ◈ ─── ◈ ── ✎❅
Notes:
I love torturing myself, apparently, because I decided that before I focus on the everyday November challenge thing I have going for myself, I have to finish all of October's 🥹
This is technically part 1. I have yet to start the rest of October. Some will be long (why did I make the 1st and 2nd so long???) and some will be short. Anything to get it finished by November!
Chapter 13: (mis)communication.
Summary:
Featuring:
- Mira's back-to-back posts!
- Baby still getting threatened!
- Jinu and Mira interaction! (on alt accounts neither knows exist!)
- Zoey's backflip poll!
- Zoey's failed backflip pt.??
- More Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, and Rumi friendship!
- Bobby's email!
- The fictional dating show from ch2 now has a name and has returned!
- Baby's tripping and falling saga!
- Mystery and Rumi's baking fail!
- Rumi's accidental concerning tweet!
- Rumi's birthday!
- Jealous Mira pt.3
- Rumira communication fail!
- Rumira get togehter!
Notes:
I knocked out last night and almost didn't finish this.
I put the November one with the October ones. Tomorrow is just November 2nd.
Happy late Halloween.
Chapter Text
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
I’m a keeper or whatever the hell twice said
❤ 32k 2:37 PM • Oct 5, 2025
20k people are talking about this
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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
Am I too much? Is that why she doesn’t acknowledge me?
❤ 3 2:44 PM • Oct 5, 2025
2 people are talking about this
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No.✔
@BabySaja
@ilovemygirls I'm still getting missile strike threats.
❤ 45k 3:11 PM • Oct 6, 2025
34k people are talking about this

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @BabySaja
Sigh. I'll handle it. Again.
❤ 56k 3:12 PM • Oct 6, 2025
37k people are talking about this
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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
she's a 10 but she's so fucking oblivious and probably straight it hurts
❤ 7 7:20 PM • Oct 6, 2025
19 people are talking about this

sha sha sha or die 🔫
@shashashabitch
Oh my god, please just ask her out, you're causing me to get grey hairs over here!
❤ 15 7:21 PM • Oct 6, 2025
26 people are talking about this

luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
replying to @shashashabitch
no
❤ 100 7:22 PM • Oct 6, 2025
45 people are talking about this
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Should I do another backflip 🤔
Yes
No
1,527 votes - 3 hours left
❤ 67k 11:09 AM • Oct 7, 2025
52k people are talking about this

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @mojojozo
Zoey no!
❤ 44k 11:10 AM • Oct 7, 2025
30.1k people are talking about this
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Gues what won 😊
89%Yes
11%No
15,927 votes - Final Results
❤ 38k 4:48 PM • Oct 7, 2025
33.5k people are talking about this
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Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
Before anyone asks, yes, Zoey failed to do another backflip. She won't be attending tonight's concert due to a minor ankle injury.
❤ 55k 7:19 PM • Oct 7, 2025
31.2k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @CelineOfficial
Do you have to call me out like this 🥺🥹
❤ 45k 7:20 PM • Oct 7, 2025
39.7k people are talking about this
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AbbysAb_Saja ✔
319k likes
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: look at these two idiots @Myst_Saja @RyuRyu_RumRum
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: You took a photo of that??
HUNTRXID: Rumi is seen attempting to climb out of an open window onto what appears to be a fire escape. Mystery Saja (Saja Boys) is seen grabbing the back of her hoodie, attempting to pull her back inside with a giant smile on his face, laughing very obviously. Romance Saja is seen standing off screen with a hand pressed against his mouth attempting to prevent anyone from seeing his amusement.
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Now why am I being involved in this 🤨
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Why am I never invited to these hangouts? Hurting my feelings 😭💔
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔:Because no one wants you around 😜😊
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: I'm taking a page out of whoever's threatening Baby and ordering a missile strike on you 🥰
↳ defonotmiratrix: I've taught you well 🩷
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: GAY 🌈💅
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October 8, 2025
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I’m sending you an email because obviously my texts didn’t get to you!
Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, stop threatening the Saja Boys! Especially Romance and Baby Saja!
If you ignore this email, I’ll start leaving post-it notes in your room!
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Guess who just got sent an email 😜
❤ 41.6k 10:09 AM • Oct 8, 2025
30k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
What did you do?
❤ 35k 10:10 AM • Oct 8, 2025
42k people are talking about this
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
I should’ve added more information. It wasn’t them! It was from Bobby.

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔@mimimira
Guess who just got sent an email 😜
❤ 33.2k 10:51 AM • Oct 8, 2025
27k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @mimimira
Oh yeah, that makes more sense than what Rumi and I thought lol
❤ 40k 10:52 AM • Oct 8, 2025
35.2k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @mojojozo
What does this mean??
❤ 23k 10:53 AM • Oct 8, 2025
31k people are talking about this
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
EUNAH BROKE UP WITH JAEHO @CelineOfficial @mojojozo
❤ 18k 3:27 PM • Oct 8, 2025
25k people are talking about this

Celine | CEO✔
@CelineOfficial
replying to @AbbySaja
Finally!
❤ 31k 3:28 PM • Oct 8, 2025
25k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @AbbySaja
HALLELUJAH!
❤ 45k 3:29 PM • Oct 8, 2025
30.1k people are talking about this

Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @AbbySaja
I don’t know how you guys like Starlight Rendezvous so much.
❤ 19k 3:30 PM • Oct 8, 2025
23k people are talking about this

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @RomanceSaja
It’s the LA one.
❤ 35k 3:31 PM • Oct 8, 2025
21.8k people are talking about this

Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @RyuDragon
I understand completely.
❤ 23k 3:32 PM • Oct 8, 2025
28k people are talking about this
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
Life is so wonderful 🙂
❤ 27k 5:27 PM • Oct 9, 2025
38k people are talking about this

Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @JinuSaja
Why?
❤ 40k 5:28 PM • Oct 9, 2025
34k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @ilovemygirls
Baby tripped and fell down the stairs
❤ 24k 5:29 PM • Oct 9, 2025
31k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Proof!!!!
❤ 34k 5:30 PM • Oct 9, 2025
22k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @mojojozo
hehehehehehe

❤ 36k 5:31 PM • Oct 9, 2025
41k people are talking about this
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Myst_Saja ✔
412k likes
Myst_Saja ✔: Would anyone care for something to eat?
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: How did you burn something THAT bad?!? What was it supposed to be??
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: What the hell were you guys attempting to bake????
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Did you travel back to the Demon Realm to grab rocks? What the fuck is that?
↳ Myst_Saja ✔: Cookies ☹️
↳ AbbysAb_Saja ✔: That was supposed to be cookies!??!?
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Who the fuck burned those cookies so bad? I need answers!
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: I did 😔
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔: That’s okay. Try something different next time.
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Hah GAY 🌈💅
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October 10, 2025
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
so tired love you
❤ 84k 12:12 PM • Oct 11, 2025
100k people are talking about this

Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @RyuDragon
Rumi???!!!!
❤ 47k 12:13 PM • Oct 11, 2025
51k people are talking about this

Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @RyuDragon
ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!
❤ 21k 12:14 PM • Oct 11, 2025
32k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
RUMI ANSWER MY CALLS!!
❤ 74k 12:15 PM • Oct 11, 2025
68k people are talking about this

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
Perhaps I should've been more careful with my word choice. I was tired and just wanted to say I love my fans. I did not mean to make everyone panic.

Ruuuummmmi✔@RyuDragon
so tired love you
❤ 61k 5:07 PM • Oct 11, 2025
55k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
Baby tripped and fell. Again.
❤ 18k 7:09 AM • Oct 12, 2025
24k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
Day 3 of Baby tripping and falling.
❤ 25k 1:27 PM • Oct 13, 2025
36k people are talking about this
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
Day 4 of Baby tripping and falling.
❤ 36k 1:06 AM • Oct 14, 2025
27k people are talking about this
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
Day 5 of Baby tripping.
❤ 22k 8:28 PM • Oct 15, 2025
26k people are talking about this
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
Day 6 of Baby tripping and falling.
❤ 35k 9:18 PM • Oct 16, 2025
23k people are talking about this
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Love that despite still being on tour for “ENEMIES: Chapter One,” Abby, Mystery, Romance, and Rumi are still keeping track of Baby tripping and falling.
❤ 35k 4:10 PM • Oct 17, 2025
22.1k people are talking about this
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
Just saw Zoey trip over thin air. Someone please get her balance classes.
❤ 22k 8:00 PM • Oct 18, 2025
18k people are talking about this
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
Why am I never included? Heart has been broken so many times 💔
❤ 45k 1:09 PM • Oct 19, 2025
33k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
Someone tell Baby to stop tripping and falling in public.
❤ 27k 1:10 PM • Oct 19, 2025
38k people are talking about this
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
Day ?? of Baby tripping and falling.
❤ 19k 6:27 PM • Oct 20, 2025
22k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
Gues what happened? That's right. Baby tripped and fell.
❤ 17k 2:09 PM • Oct 21, 2025
22.1k people are talking about this
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No.✔
@BabySaja
Yeah yeah yeah I know. I tripped and fell again.
❤ 39k 7:19 PM • Oct 22, 2025
37k people are talking about this
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🫧 Cece 🩷✔
@CelineSun
@RyuDragon Happy twenty-fourth birthday ma chérie. Before anyone privately messages me (yes, I’m looking at you, Bobby) to ask, yes, I let Rumi change my account. Perhaps I should expose some childhood stories about you, ma chérie.
❤ 45k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
DO NOT!
❤ 61k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025
54.2k people are talking about this
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
@RyuDragon Happy 24th! 🎉🎁🎈 You were so tiny when I met you for the first time. I'm really proud of you for coming so far. Love you 🩷
❤ 22k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025
601 people are talking about this

Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @ilovemygirls
stop making me cry on my birthday! You're sweet. Love you too.
❤ 61.3k 12:02 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOE 🎉🎊🥳🎁#HappyBirthdayRumi #HappyRumiDay

❤ 60k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @mojojozo
do you just have photos like these on standby or something???
❤ 19.5k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
@RyuDragon Happy birthday. How does it feel being a fossil?
❤ 713k 12:00 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Ruuuummmmi✔
@RyuDragon
replying to @mimimira
You're calling me old? 🥺 Are you trying to break my heart?
❤ 892k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @RyuDragon
No. I think you're beautiful.
❤ 995k 12:01 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
This is so fucking gay. Alexa, play “Girls Love Girls” by Hayley Kiyoko

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔@mimimira
No. I think you're beautiful.
❤ 45k 12:02 AM • Oct 23, 2025
39k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @BabySaja
Also, while you're requesting Alexa to play that, also request to play “Just The Way You Are” by Bruno Mars 👍
❤ 17k 12:03 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Because a whole bunch of fans, my girls, and now the Saja Boys have been begging to know what the “Great Fiasco of 2009 we no longer talk about” is, I have been given permission by Celine and Rumi to share this. When Rumi was 6-7, Celine told her that she was originally supposed to be born on February 14, and Rumi spent the entire day sobbing about how she could've had a cooler birthday.
❤ 55k 12:07 AM • Oct 23, 2025
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RyuRyu_RumRum ✔
514k likes
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: Gotta make sure that @GodofSajaSpice is hidden. He can’t be seen.
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Wow. Fuck you too 🖕 but still love you dumbass 🥰
↳defonotmira: what did you just say?
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October 23, 2025
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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
replying to @shashashabitch
why did he say that?
❤ 7 7:22 PM • Oct 23, 205
3 people are talking about this
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GofofSajaSpice ✔
310k likes
GodofSajaSpice ✔: The face one makes upon discovering that I ordered an entire platter of hot food and then immediately drowned it in more hot sauce before she came back :)
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: That was so much hot sauce. I could smell it from the entrance. You're gonna feel that later. But I love you too 🫶
↳defonotmira: …you what?
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October 23, 2025
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luvermccherry
@bubblecherry
replying to @shashashabitch
why did SHE say that?
❤ 21 7:53 PM • Oct 23, 205
17 people are talking about this
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH FROM MIRA! 😭 FIRST SHE SINGS 34+35 AND THEN SHE (OUT OF NOWHERE, MIND YOU) STARTS BELTING WHEN I WAS YOUR MAN!!!! WHY?????
❤ 88k 1:10 PM • Oct 24, 2025
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Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔
@mimimira
replying to @mojojozo
zto expging net
❤ 66k 1:11 PM • Oct 24, 2025
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🫧 Cece 🩷✔
@CelineSun
replying to @mojojozo @mimimira
Please don't drink and text on your main account. Last time you bragged about your dick size—you don't have one.
❤ 78k 1:12 PM • Oct 24, 2025
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#Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
October 24, 2025 - 1:17 PM
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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Group chat:Mimi(ne)
Fri, Oct 24 1:24 PM
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Fri, Oct 24 1:27 PM
Rumi
Mira
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Rumi
Mira pleaser answer my calls.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Rumi
Mira!
Rumi
You're worrying me
Sat, Oct 25 3:08 AM
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Rumi
Mira!
Rumi
Your read receipts are on! I can see that you're reading this!
Rumi
Why are you ignoring me?
Rumi
I asked around. I'm the only one you're ignoring, which is surprising because you don't like the Saja Boys?
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Rumi
Please answer
Sun, Oct 26 10:17 AM
Rumi
Mira please respond.
Rumi
Let me know what I did wrong!
Rumi
Please!
Mon, Oct 27 10:16 PM
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Tue, Oct 28 1:29 AM
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Rumi
Mira please. I'll write you a letter if I have to.
Wed, Oct 29 6:08 AM
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Thur, Oct 30 8:02 PM
Rumi
Please?
📞 Mimi has missed your call.
Fri, Oct 31 11:27 PM
Rumi
Happy Halloween.
Rumi
I wish you would've joined us today.
Rumi
Whenever you're ready to talk. I'm here.
Sat, Nov 1 2:09 PM
Mimi
Hi.
Rumi
Thank God!
Rumi
You've been ignoring me for so long, I thought something happened to you!
Mimi
We're on tour right now Rumi.
Mimi
What could've possibly happened to me during a tour?
Rumi
I don't fucking know Mira!
Rumi
I wasn't fucking thing properly!
Rumi
I was so worried about you!
Mimi
You're not worried.
Rumi
What're you talking about?
Rumi
You don't get to say that I'm not worried!
Mimi
You're having soooooooooooo much fun with the Saja Boys instead of me and Zo.
Mimi
Quit lying to me.
Rumi
I'm not lying to you, Mira. I swear.
Rumi
And I know that the last time I promised I wasn't lying to you, I was, but you have to believe me this time. I'm not lying to you. I'm being serious.
Rumi
I'm worried about you.
Rumi
Please answer.
Rumi
Please
Mimi
How do you expect me to believe you? You spent your birthday away from us.
Mimi
Away from me…
Rumi
Is this what this is about?
Rumi
You're upset.
Mimi
Of course I'm fucking upset Rumi!
Mimi
You've been hanging out with the Saja Boys instead of me and Zo!
Mimi
I get it. They're your friends. I don't want to make you choose between us and them. I wouldn't ever.
Mimi
But jeez Rumi. Would it kill you to spend at least an hour or two with me and Zo? Even just a phone call?
Mimi
You're always with them, and if you're not with them in person, then you're constantly talking to them on Discord or on FaceTime.
Mimi
Am I even your friend???
Rumi
You are!
Rumi
Of course you are!
Rumi
No one can take that away from you and Zo. You two are my closest best friends. No one will ever replace you.
Mimi
It doesn't feel like that Rumi!
Mimi
It feels like you're choosing them over and over and over and over again!
Mimi
Why can't you just choose me and Zo for once?
Mimi
Why can't you choose ME for once??
Rumi
Mira
Mimi
I love you.
Mimi
I've loved you for a while. I never said anything because I never wanted to ruin this—you, me, Zoey.
Mimi
After the Idol Awards, I thought I had ruined everything between us.
Mimi
And then we started getting better. We started being us again. Together
Mimi
And then those fuckers came back, and it's like you just immediately jumped ship to go to theirs.
Mimi
I get it Rumi. They're demons and know more about that than we ever will, and have helped you learn about your powers and everything, but seriously?
Mimi
You couldn't have rescheduled with them? Why are we always getting left behind?
Rumi
I'm sorry.
Rumi
I never meant to let you and Zoey feel like that. I never meant to make you guys feel replaced or neglected or like I didn't need you anymore. I do. I need you both so much it hurts sometimes.
Rumi
I never meant for that, but I know that intention doesn't excuse how it impacted you two.
Rumi
It's just that when the boys came back and didn't hear Gwi-Ma in their heads and their patterns matched mine, and they were good, I jumped at the opportunity to learn about my demon side.
Rumi
I let the excitement about learning everything about my demon side get in the way of our friendship. I should've been able to split my time between them and you girls without making any of you feel neglected or replaced, but especially you and Zoey.
Rumi
You and Zo are my best friends. And even though the boys have taught me a bunch, they couldn't ever replace you. Not even if they tried.
Rumi
You're amazing Mira. And really, really pretty. I couldn't imagine my life without you. Or Zoey.
Rumi
I'm so sorry for making you feel like this. I'm also so goddamn sorry I didn't stop them from playing with your emotions. That was a fucked up move on my part, and I should've done something—anything—to protect you. I shouldn't have just blindly followed and let it slide.
Mimi
You don't have to apologize for that. I already figured something like that was the case. Baby never says “I love you” to anyone.
Mimi
I saw that reply and I just… I don't know. I thought you liked him back or something.
Rumi
No!
Rumi
I don't like him! The boys are just friends!
Rumi
That's all they are.
Rumi
Friends.
Sat, Nov 1 2:26 PM
Mimi
I'm sorry.
Mimi
I just calmed down and stopped drinking. I reread my previous messages. I'm sorry for putting you in an awkward/uncomfortable situation.
Mimi
Im sorry for ignoring you for so long.
Mimi
You don't have to feel the same way. I don't blame you. But please don't let this affect our ability to perform as a group.
Rumi
Why wouldn't I feel the same way?
Mimi
Rumi?
Rumi
I love you too.
Rumi
Come to my room?
Mimi
Your room?
Rumi
Yes. My room. Open invitation.
Rumi
;)
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Has anyone seen Rumi and Mira??? I may or may not have been able to find them since 1 pm!!!!
❤ 58k 6:08 PM • Nov 1, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @ilovemygirls
Don't worry about it :)
❤ 61k 6:09 PM • Nov 1, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @ilovemygirls @LoverGirl
Had some catching up to do :)
❤ 56k 6:09 PM • Nov 1, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl @RyuverDragon
I don't like those smiley faces, those are scaring me 😧
❤ 44k 6:10 PM • Nov 1, 2025
37k people are talking about this
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
Did you two change your profiles and usernames? To match?

RumRum✔@RyuverDragon
Had some catching up to do :)
❤ 13k 6:13 PM • Nov 1, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RomanceSaja
Perchance :)
❤ 75k 6:14 PM • Nov 1, 2025
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MiraDotDotBlast ✔
709k likes
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: hehehehehehe this our beautiful son—Jiho
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: oi, luv you shouldn't announce the birth of our son without my input,t don't ya know that breaks a mother's heart?
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Excuse me?! Why wasn't I informed of Jiho’s birth personally? Why was I informed about this through social media?
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Congratulations! Hope he's healthy 🙏
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Such a perfect boy 😊
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: How come no one told me I was an uncle?! Where's my nephew?!
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔:As her closest friend, I get dibs on seeing him first!
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November 1, 2025
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r/relationship_advice
throwRAfellinlovewbff · 1hr ago
I (23f) have fallen in love with my (23f) best friend. Advice? [UPDATE]
Hi.
It's me. The woman who fell in love with my best friend.
To be honest, I expected to come back on here making an update about Risae not feeling the same way, and it ruining our friendship. That's what I expected to happen. Especially after how I behaved towards her. Yes, I know I was wrong and that I was the asshole for it. Risae spent her birthday with her other friends, and as some people might suspect, I got jealous and, instead of acknowledging it and owning up to it, I ignored her attempts to contact me.
I'm lucky Risae didn't stop trying and didn't give up on me. I'm forever grateful that she still had faith in me. Yell at me in the comments about how stupid and ungrateful and how much of an asshole I am.
Risae and I spoke and actually communicated with each other instead of just ignoring it and leaving it be the way it was. I'm still sad I didn't ask her out the way I wanted, and I know that was because of my insecurities and stupidity, and I promised her that I'd ask her out the way I planned.
You're probably confused as to what I mean. What I mean is that Risae and I are together now 🙂
We're officially dating now. I couldn't be happier.
Before you ask, yes, I am getting therapy, and yes, we're working on our communication.
Thank you to everyone who helped me and gave me advice. You helped me more than you probably know.
That's it. I probably won't update or edit this because I want our relationship to be private from now on. Thank you again.
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directairfryer1989 1hr ago...
I'm so happy for you, OP. I'm also glad that you're getting help and are going to work on your communication skills. I wish you and Risae the best!
alligatorman37192 1hr ago ...
I'm so glad that this had a happy ending! Wishing you and Risae the best!
fishyfishy_28198 1hr ago
Just for shits and giggles.
INFO: How did Eunseo and Risae’s other friends react?
throwRAfellinlovewbff 1hr
Lol. Eunseo and the others weren't shocked at all. Absolutely no one was. Risae’s adoptive mom and our manager only blinked and said, “About time.” Apparently, Risae's friends had a plan to make me jealous to realize how crazy I was about her or something kike that. It worked..
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Chapter 14: Likey
Summary:
Featuring:
- Rumira being that obnoxious couple!
- Abby, Mystery, Romance, Baby, Rumi, and Mira hanging out!
- Mira getting added to the Demon Incorporation Discord!
- Jinu going through it!
- Baby and Rumi being friends!
- The Baby tripping & falling (T&P) saga continues now with the addition of Rumi!
- Mira's crush getting exposed!
The peace and happiness has lasted too long :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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MiraDotDotBlast ✔
435k likes
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: The face one makes due to jealousy of a beautiful, wonderful, showstopping, amazing, awe-inspiring couple.
Myst_Saja ✔: What even happened? Why and how did you make that expression?
↳ Z03Y_Zozo ✔: You don’t wanna know. You don’t wanna know. You don’t wanna know.
↳ AbbysAb_Saja ✔: Nevermind. I don’t think anybody else wants to know 😬
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Do I want to ask? Yes. Do I want to *know*? No.
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔ Smart man. Pleasure doing business with you.
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: …Rumi, please tell me that my assumption isn’t right.
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: Perhaps yes perhaps not 😄
GodofSajaSpice ✔: lol gay
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November 2, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
save me
❤ 321k 3:20 PM • Nov 2, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @mojojozo
Zoey?? What happened?!?!?
❤ 200k 3:21 PM • Nov 2, 2025
19k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @ilovemygirls
Nothing happened 😅 Mira and Rumi were just being obnoxious 🙄
❤ 407k 4:03 PM • Nov 2, 2025
22k people are talking about this
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AbbysAb_Saja ✔
217k likes
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: @Z03Y_Z0z0 I understand why you made that face 😨
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: I’m scarred for life.
HUNTRXID: The photo is blurry and obscured due to the tip of Abby Saja’s thumb being in front of the lens. Despite the obstruction, the ones being photographed are Mira and Rumi. Rumi is lying on her side, curled in a fetal position, hugging a teddy bear. Her favorite greyish hoodie is pulled over her face, obscuring her from being visually identified. Mira is behind her in a similar hoodie, although hers isn’t pulled up or obstructing her from the camera—one arm is wrapped around Rumi’s waist while the other is holding her phone, she’s wide awake and glaring at the lens, most likely at Abby.
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Love that she’s glaring directly at you, love that for you 🥰
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: I’m surprised that Mira didn’t/hasn’t murdered you yet for posting this.
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔: I was thinking about it. Rumi gave me an ultimatum: either I murder him and lose cuddling and kissing privileges, or I don’t murder him and get whatever I want ;)
↳ Myst_Saja ✔: Did you get whatever you wanted?
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: She did 😊
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: I’m not surprised that Bobby has so many grey hairs when you guys do something like this!
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔: Look who’s talking.
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November 2, 2025
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
I know my entire thing is romance and hearts and love and all that, but by whatever exists out there, do some people need to tone it down! My eyes can only handle so much!
❤ 521k 5:14 PM • Nov 2, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
Thank you! Someone understands what I’m going through!
❤ 109k 5:15 PM • Nov 2, 2025
31k people are talking about this
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Myst_Saja ✔
217k likes
Myst_Saja ✔: Wasn't this such a fun night guys :)
HUNTRXID: START ID. It’s a photo taken from a good distance away, obviously by a tripod. Abby Saja, Romance Saja, and Mira are standing in front of a truck with the tailgate propped open, holding bags and drinks with incredulous looks on their faces. Mystery Saja, Baby Saja, and Rumi are sitting in the truck bed, each of them covered in some mysterious pink substance—Mystery and Rumi have the decency to have sheepish expressions (it’s not entirely obvious if this applies to Mystery) while Baby has a smirk. END ID.
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: Didn’t I tell you to not post this?
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Oh, so MIRA gets to hang out with you guys, but your leader doesn’t?!?
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔: Yes.
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: I’m shocked. I thought you hated them!?
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: She got a reward after ☺️
↳ ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: I don’t even wanna know. But thanks for getting her to hang out with us without any threats or murders!
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: I’m glad to be alive!
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November 2, 2025
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#Demon Incorporation
Welcome to #Demon Incorporation!
We're all demons here. One of us is half human!
November, 2, 2025 - 8:28 PM
Welcome, Mirdotdot. We hope you brought cake. ()
[Message #Demon Incorporation]
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
I'm going through it right now, guys. I have to deal with such an obnoxious couple making goo-goo eyes at each other and keep feeding each other in front of me.
❤ 26.4k 9:03 PM • Nov 2, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @JinuSaja
Now imagine how Zoey feels living with them
❤ 27k 9:04 PM • Nov 2, 2025
907 people are talking about this
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GofofSajaSpice ✔
610k likes
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Let it be known that Rumi tripped and fell after this 🙂
Myst_Saja ✔: About time someone other than you tripped and face planted.
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: Shut up
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Where did you guys even go? None of us could find you for an hour! Mira was very upset.
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔: I was.
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Does no one read the messages in our group chat?!
↳ AbbysAb_Saja ✔: No 🥰
↳ Myst_Saja ✔: I also didn't read the messages.
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: All of you guys are dumb 😒
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November 2, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
Day 1 of Baby and Rumi falling
❤ 27k 11:19 AM • Nov 3, 2025
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
How did absolutely no one know that Mira had a massive can be seen from space crush on Rumi?
❤ 30k 2:49 PM • Nov 3, 2025
2.9k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @MysterySaja
This wasn't obvious to anyone?!?! She literally commented this on a thirst trap edit of Rumi!!

Mira | Make Rumi Relax 2025✔@mimimira
she's so fucking hot like oh my god
❤ 982k 2:50 PM • Nov 3, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @mojojozo
This is slander. That wasn't me.
❤ 36.8k 2:51 PM • Nov 3, 2025
16k people are talking about this

RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @LoverGirl
It wasn't 🥺
❤ 32.5k 2:52 PM • Nov 3, 2025
7k people are talking about this

MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
No babe! I was lying! I'm a liar! It was about you!
❤ 31k 2:53 PM • Nov 3, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl
I rest my case.
❤ 27k 2:54 PM • Nov 3, 2025
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MiraDotDotBlast ✔
610k likes
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: Look at her. Not too long, though. I'll kill you if you stare too long.
HUNTRXID: START ID. Mira and Rumi are lying together on a bed that seems to be Mira’s. Mira has a little smile on her face. Rumi is curled beside her head, resting on Mira’s shoulder; she’s very obviously fast asleep. END ID.
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: How did you take that without her waking up? I know you take photos with the flash on!
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔: She almost did. Had to play it cool to keep her sleeping.
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Aww 🥺 that's so cute 🥰 but answer my goddamn messages! I need to know what to get for dinner!
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: I'm feeling eternally single witnessing this. I need a partner.
↳ AbbysAb_Saja ✔: I can be your partner 🥰
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Why is everyone gay?
↳ Myst_Saja ✔: Aren't you gay too? 🤨
↳ GodofSajaSpice ✔: That's beside the point.
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: I see why Bobby and Celine have fear in their eyes whenever we have our phones out now.
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Notes:
Missed yesterday's posting :( So unfortunately have to put the 2 and 3 days together :(
Hopefully, the 4th will be the sole day!
Yes, unfortunately, this one's pretty short, but considering the previous two were 5,something and 4,something respectively it's to be expected. Aiming for at least 3,something for tommorow.
Chapter 15: Return.
Summary:
As mentioned in the previous chapter, the peace and happiness has lasted too long :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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Myst_Saja ✔
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Myst_Saja ✔: This was Baby’s idea, by the way. None of us knows why he wanted to do this pose.
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Is it expose Baby Saja month or something?
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Once again, I’m never invited.
↳ ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Because you’re like 7738 years old, dude.
↳ Jin_Wooooooo ✔: I’M NOT THAT OLD!
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: I deserve extra cuddles and kisses as compensation for my pain and suffering.
↳ RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: You will! Promise!
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: Happy day! 😊
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: You guys were together again?
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
What does ily mean? And why did someone named “noticemesajas” send it to me?
❤ 381k 1:03 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @MysterySaja
It means I love you!
❤ 257k 1:04 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @mojojozo
I love you too. But what does ily mean? I'm confused.
❤ 716k 1:04 • Nov 4, 2025
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
Why and how did I just hear Zoey squeal from my office when she's at their penthouse?
❤ 157k 1:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
Nevermind, I just found out why.
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
Has anybody seen Mira or Rumi? I may have lost them 😅
❤ 192k 2:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
replying to @ilovemygirls
How do you accidentally lose two grown adults?
❤ 201k 2:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @CelineSun
I said that I MAY have lost them, not that I DID lose them!
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
replying to @ilovemygirls
It's either you lost or didn't lose two grown adults.
❤ 261k 2:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @CelineSun
It's not my fault that your daughter is a runner! You have to a put microchip on that girl before we have to file a missing person's report.
❤ 362k 2:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
replying to @ilovemygirls

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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @CelineSun
lmao nah who taught you memes?! 😭
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
Love is dead. Life is meaningless. My girl is gone. I wanna die.
❤ 912k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @LoverGirl
MIRA?! WHERE ARE YOU?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!!?
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @LoverGirl
ANSWER MY CALLS!!!!!!!!!
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @LoverGirl
Mira? What does this mean? I’m so confused.
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @LoverGirl
What does this mean?!
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @LoverGirl
Answer my messages Mira otherwise I’m going over.
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @LoverGirl
What is happening? Mira, answer the emails I’m sending! Yes, I end her emails—she never responds to anything else I send her.
❤ 32k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @LoverGirl
Answer my calls, you dumbass! I’m going to break your door down and find out what happened.
❤ 30.2k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl
STOP IGNORING ME! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW! I’M NOT DEALING WITH ANOTHER RUMI INCIDENT!!!!
❤ 765k 2:51 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
”Mira is so nonchalant.” “Mira is such a badass.” “Mira is so stoic.” Mira exactly less than 1.2 seconds after I tell her that I can’t keep cuddling her because I have to use the bathroom.

MirMir✔@LoverGirl
Love is dead. Life is meaningless. My girl is gone. I wanna die.
❤ 605k 6:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @RyuverDragon
So I called the Seoul Metropolitan Police Department to request a wellness check on you for NOTHING?!
❤ 76k 6:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @ilovemygirls
It wasn't for nothing! We actually got more therapists’ contacts, and Rumi has an appointment next week!
❤ 409k 6:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @mojojozo
That’s good? I guess?
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @RyuverDragon
@LoverGirl So because you were going through a severe case of Cuddle Withdrawals (and also developing little bitchaities) you posted that?
❤ 21k 6:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RomanceSaja
Shut up.
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r/relationship_advice
turtlelover7291 · 50mi ago
I think my friends are ignoring me.
Hey guys, it’s me, your (probably) favorite turtle lover/fun fact poster! It’s been a good couple of months since I last posted anything on here. I haven’t even posted anything related to turtles! Yes, I read everybody’s DMs and questions about whether I’m still alive. I am.
I’m coming on here to figure out if I’m probably overthinking or overreacting or something along those lines. Please be completely honest about this, you guys! I need to know if I’m justified in feeling like this or not.
So I (turtlelover obviously) [22F] have been friends with Hawksbill [24F] and Loggerhead [23F] (yes, I named after species of turtles, what’re you gonna do about it) for almost 6+ years now. Loggerhead and I were closer to one another because Hawksbill was going through some issues that she needed to resolve first. Don’t worry! She’s doing much better 😊. Anyway, it’s a long and complicated story that isn't my place to share or explain.
The problem (I guess) comes in 3 separate parts
1.) Hawksbill has been hanging out a lot with some friends she’s recently made and barely made time for me and Loggerhead. 2.) Loggerhead got jealous because she’s been crushing on Hawksbill for a while, and they had some kind of fight that was totally one-sided on Loggerhead’s part! They just recently got together, too! 3.) Hawksbill and Loggerhead have been hanging out with Hawksbill’s friends a lot more, which leaves me alone in our apartment :(
I feel like I’m reading too much into things because I’m a self-certified people pleaser and have had bad experiences with people pretending to be friends with me.
Idk. I just feel like they hate me or something.
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shrimpmaster 50mi ago
This might be kind of a stretch, but maybe Hawksbill and Loggehead are keeping their distance and hanging out with Hawksbill’s other friends because they think you’re uncomfortable with their relationship, and they don’t want to make you feel like that?
turtlelover7291 50mi ago
Maybe? I don’t know. I’m perfectly okay with their relationship! I mean, yeah, they act like 13-year-olds in a middle school relationship and all that, but other than that, I don’t mind their relationship!
strawberryshortcake_7w928e 50mi ago
This sounds like a severe case of miscommunication. Just talk to Hawksbill and Loggerhead and figure out what’s going on before this spirals out of control and either ends in you guys arguing and having a strained friendship or this permanently breaks your friendship!
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airjumpgod 47mi ago...
Miscommunication strikes again! Please just communicate with them before ALL THREE of you guys ruin your friendship.

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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Tue, Nov 4 8:09 PM
Turtle
Hey! Can I ask you guys something?
Better in Pink
Sure.
Temu Version of Lucifer
Go ahead.
Turtle
Are we still friends?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Of course, we’re still friends! What brought this on?
Turtle
Nothing! I was just asking!
Better in Pink
It’s obviously coming from somewhere, Zo. What’s going on? What’s bringing this up? What happened? Did something happen? Did someone say something to you again?
Turtle
No one said anything to me! I mean that! It’s just that lately I’ve been feeling like you guys have been prioritizing everything over our friendship, and don’t get me wrong, I’m really happy that you guys are finally together and that you and the Saja Boys are getting along great! But it still feels like you guys are having way more fun being away from me, and I know that’s it's stupid because you guys haven’t ever given me any reason to think you’re happier away from me, but for whatever reason, I haven’t been able to make myself believe it. I don’t know, I think that it’s overwhelming. It’s always been us, and now you guys are hanging out with the Saja Boys a lot, and I don’t know, I think I’m getting overwhelmed being left home alone for hours, and you guys have barely been responding to my messages and calls!
Temu Version of Lucifer
I’m sorry we made you feel that way, Zo. That wasn’t something we wanted you to feel; it wasn’t our intention at all! We’ll make it up to you! Anyway you want!
Turtle
Aquarium?
Better in Pink
Already have tickets.
Turtle
How?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Mira and I planned to surprise you by taking you to the aquarium tomorrow.
Turtle
With the Saja Boys?
Better in Pink
No. We realized that we’ve been spending so much time away from you without doing anything afterwards with you, and we wanted to try and fix it. We planned everything out for a few hours yesterday.
Turtle
You did?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Yep. We planned everything out. We were gonna take you to get some boba and then take you to the aquarium and then go to Build a Bear or something and then take you out to eat dinner at your favorite restaurant. And then we planned on doing whatever you wanted for the rest of the week.
Turtle
So we’re still friends?
Better in Pink
Yes.
Turtle
And we’re still going to the aquarium?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Yes.
Turtle
Tomorrow?
Better in Pink
No. We’re going now. Get dressed.
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Z03Y_Zozo ✔
837k likes
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Aquarium! Turtles! Souvenir shop!
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: Calm down. It's not that serious.
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: I am never bringing you to the aquarium again! It took so long to get you away from the turtles.
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: Hope you had fun!
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: Glad that you got to see turtles! ☺️
Myst_Saja ✔: ♥️
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: Hope you enjoyed dinner afterwards!
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Glad you had fun.
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
wifey discussed studies reduction official installer official t-shirts party significantly serious discussion 4 article we to of we in by so if is so of ya week is the is that to is to to us to to if the to be the HS to the in
❤ 62k 11:07 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @JinuSaja
Did you have a fucking stroke? What the fuck is this?
❤ 19k 11:08 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @BabySaja
Hes doing that thing where you long press your keyboard and just drag your finger around to make random words. We had an entire conversation like that 😄
❤ 445k 11:09 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @RyuverDragon
Did you understand anything he said?
❤ 58k 11:10 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @mojojozo
Nope 🥰
❤ 721k 11:11 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
Why are you sending another woman heart emojis 🤨
❤ 871k 11:12 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @LoverGirl
Hello?! Excuse me!? Why are you jealous over Rumi sending Zoey a heart emoji?!
❤ 123k 11:13 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @RomanceSaja
Zoey bet that Mira wouldn't be able to handle playing the role of a possessive jealous boyfriend for more than an hour. We're only 15 minutes in.
❤ 616k 11:14 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
I wanna cuddle and kiss my girlfriend 🥺 but I can't until this goddamn bet is over! Set me free!
❤ 916k 11:15 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl
Set me free 🤨

❤ 736k 11:16 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @mojojozo
Why do you have so many different memes? I need answers Zoey!
❤ 517k 11:17 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @AbbySaja
Answer 🤨

❤ 167k 11:18 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @mojojozo
Can we please focus on the bet you and Mira made about her becoming a possessive jealous boyfriend?
❤ 24k 11:19 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @RomanceSaja
No. We can not.
❤ 32k 11:20 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @JinuSaja
lmao do you know something?
❤ 32k 11:21 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @BabySaja
He does!
❤ 33k 11:22 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @mojojozo
Congratulations Jinu. You've been involved in something for the first time 👏
❤ 46k 11:23 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Kim Jinu✔
@JinuSaja
replying to @MysterySaja
Hey! 😠
❤ 36k 11:24 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @JinuSaja
Oooh I'm so scared 😟
❤ 22k 11:25 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
replying to @AbbySaja
RayRay stop you're gonna make it mad
❤ 816k 11:26 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Romance✔
@RomanceSaja
replying to @BabySaja
I don't give a FUCK Keisha!
❤ 517k 11:26 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RomanceSaja
Who taught you these movies?
❤ 416k 11:27 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @LoverGirl
Zoey showed us some American movies, especially horror comedy movies.
❤ 51k 11:27 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Bobby✔
@ilovemygirls
replying to @MysterySaja
Absolutely love that you guys completely forget that you guys have group chats and don't have to do this for everyone to see.
❤ 100k 11:27 PM • 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @ilovemygirls
But this is funner! Besides everybody's entertained this way!!!
❤ 209k 11:28 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @mojojozo
No one is being entertained about this Zoey.
❤ 624k 11:29 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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🫧 Celine 🩷✔
@CelineSun
replying to @RyuverDragon
I'm being entertained.
❤ 903k 11:29 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @CelineSun
MAMAN!!!
❤ 408k 11:30 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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No.✔
@BabySaja
This was so entertaining.

RumRum✔@RyuverDragon
MAMAN!!!
❤ 93k 11:44 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @BabySaja
Why can't my suffering be private? Why must it be publicized for everybody to see?!
❤ 326k 11:45 PM • Nov 4, 2025
272k people are talking about this

MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
Because everything was posted for everybody to see? Maybe that's why? Probably a reach.
❤ 319k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @LoverGirl
No more kisses and cuddles for you. Your privileges have been revoked! Revoked I say!
❤ 718k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025
42k people are talking about this

MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
No! I'm sorry 🥺 I didn't mean it.
❤ 528k 11:46 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Gym Bro 💪✔
@AbbySaja
replying to @LoverGirl
I think we need to learn to use group chats and Discord more often. Some things should be kept private.
❤ 51k 11:47 PM • Nov 4, 2025
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Dear Seong Yeongja.
Hello and goodbye Yeongja.
I'll forgo any kind of introduction considering we've known each other for decades.
This is your final warning. Mother and Father have grown tired of your nonsensical and irrational behavior and we've come to the decision that we can no longer remain silent. I can not continue to allow you to continue this delusional belief that Mother and Father have hurt you.
This is only a courtesy email.
I hope this email finds you well and that you have no regrets in life for what you've said about and done to our family.
I'll be waiting for a response. I know you'll respond to this once you see the news.
Goodbye Yeongja.
Signed,
𝚂𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚈𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚑𝚢𝚞𝚔, 𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Tue, Nov 4 11:50 PM
Turtle
Mira do NOT go on social media!
Better in Pink
What? Why?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Just don't go online until we tell you when you can go online.
Better in Pink
Why?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Just promise us that you won't go online!
Turtle
Promise!
Better in Pink
Okay. Okay. I promise.
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korea dispatch✔
@dispatchsns
HUNTR/X Mira’s older brother has agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview

❤ 817k 11:48 PM • DATE
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Notes:
This was supposed to have gone out last night, but alas, the stupid Instagram portions didn't want to cooperate with me :(
It took me a while to fix it, and by then it was already late. I'm already falling behind on my personal challenge :( Don't worry, I'll get it :)
Chapter 16: Aftermath.
Summary:
Is the angst over?
Possibly. Who knows.
Notes:
I redid the interview portion so many times it's not even funny.
I scrapped a bunch of the questions and responses and eventually just gave up. I'll probably fix the interview portion up and edit this chapter, but that's later rather than soon.
As a heads up, I'm skipping the 6th day and focusing on the 7th day onward because originally I planned on the 6th day having more responses to the interview, but then decided against it.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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DISPATCH
[EXCLUSIVE] HUNTR/X Mira’s Older Brother Sits Down For an Interview
The Singer’s Elusive Brother Has Agreed to do an Interview
From the moment extraordinary KPop group HUNTR/X exploded onto the entertainment scene six years ago, an air of mystery has always surrounded member Seong Mira, the visual and choreographer, especially regarding her family and past before becoming part of the successful, extremely popular trio.
Every single year, practically every month, fans speculate and theorize about Seong’s past and family life, given the lack of information Seong has provided fans throughout the years. Many have pointed to estrangement due to her “black sheep” and “problem child” persona that Seong and Sunlight Entertainment have been pushing since the announcement of HUNTR/X all those years ago.
Due to a lack of information and to lack of evidence indicating that Seong even has a family, it's pretty clear that fans and netizens alike are desperate for answers to these mystery-shrouded year-long questions that have been strategically avoided and evaded with ease.
Until now.
Recently, Seong’s older brother has agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview with Dispatch following years of attempted contact that ended in rejection or unacknowledgment from Seong's family.
For Seong's brother’s privacy, his name has been changed to simply Jun—this is a fictional placeholder name and does not correlate to his real name.
1. As you probably know by now, your sister's image follows the stereotypical black sheep/problem child/bad girl aesthetic that is pushed by not only herself but also by Sunlight Entertainment. How accurate or genuine is this persona that your sister and Sunlight Entertainment have been pushing for years? Do you agree with it?
“Ah. Honestly, I expected this specific question to come up sometime during this interview, but I probably should've expected it to be one of the very first questions asked [laughter], but yes.
This assessment is fairly accurate, yes. My sister has always been quite rebellious, I would agree. Ever since she was a child, she was always quite a handful for our family, rebellious, disobedient, and a troublemaker. I could go on and on for hours if you'd let me, but this isn't about me.”
2. Can you explain why and where this image began?
“To be honest, here I’m not sure. As I mentioned before, she’s always been rebellious and disobedient, but if I were to guess based on my own recollection, this began very early, almost six? Yeah, six years old is when she began behaving like that. I’m seven years older than her, so when she began misbehaving the way she did, I was about thirteen at the time, and as the older brother, it was my responsibility to look after my little sister, but eventually even I couldn’t continue to help her.
As beloved as she is, no one knows her real personality. She wasn’t a good child, wasn’t even a child our parents could brag about, because as she grew older, she began skipping school and acting out, and I’m going to be brutally honest here for a second, she was a burden to our parents and their health. All of her constant misbehaviour stressed our Mother and Father to the point of fatigue and exhaustion.
As for the why, I’m stumped. I don’t have any possible clue as to what could have potentially caused this rebellious flame in her.”
3. Has your sister ever contacted you following her becoming an idol?
“[Laughs] No. No, she hasn’t. Not even once. Quite sad, honestly.”
4. You've mentioned that your sister was a troublemaker. What kind of trouble did she get herself into?
“Uh, that’s quite a challenging question to answer, not because I cannot think of anything off the top of my head—I actually can think of multiple instances—but because answering this specific question means being here for more than an extra hour.
You see, my sister’s troublemaking tendencies have resulted in legal repercussions. More often than not, our Father would have to retrieve her from a police station because of something she’d done to warrant the police being called on her. As you can imagine, this [is also me not including the numerous charges almost pressed against her] caused a massive strain in the relationship between me, our parents, and her. Even now, all these years later, our relationship remains strained. I wish it weren’t so, but when you have a child and a sibling like her, there’s only so much you can do to help them.
4. Is there anything about her you wish people knew about your sister?
“Unfortunately, for legal reasons, I can’t divulge much information, but I can say for certain that she is not the kind-hearted girl everyone believes her to be. Everything you see regarding her is all a facade. What kind of kind-hearted girl causes their family stress for no reason other than her wanting to be known as a problem?”
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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Wed, Nov 5 12:01 AM
Better in Pink
Are you guys gonna explain why I'm not allowed to be on social media?
Wed, Nov 5 12:17 AM
Better in Pink
Hello?
Better in Pink
Are you guys gonna answer?
Wed, Nov 5 1:16 AM
Better in Pink
It's been a fucking hour!
Better in Pink
What the hell are you guys doing?
Better in Pink
Hello?!
Wed, Nov 5 8:27 AM
Temu Version of Lucifer
I'm so sorry!
Temu Version of Lucifer
We were supposed to respond once everything finished, but we crashed last night!
Temu Version of Lucifer
Sorry!
Better in Pink
What took you so long to answer?
Turtle
Okay, so don't get upset
Turtle
But your brother did an interview with Dispatch and said some pretty…you know how your brother is I don't even need to say anything.
Better in Pink
Okay? What about it?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Mira… he did an interview with Dispatch. It’s been published for hours.
Better in Pink
Oh
Better in Pink
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Turtle
Are you okay?
Better in Pink
Honestly, no. I’m not. He probably said something biased, too, didn’t he?
Temu Version of Lucifer
We’re not answering that until you’re in a better state of mind
Better in Pink
Okay.
Turtle
Do you want us to come over?
Better in Pink
Why? So you can introduce us to your newest fanfictions?
Turtle
I DON'T READ FANFICTION!
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Ratio of 1:5 by a_fish_under_water
04 Nov 2025
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It's eerily quiet following the outburst. Rumi doesn't like it. She doesn't like that Mira’s jaw is clenched tight. She doesn't like how she can visibly see the restraint it takes to prevent every heartbreaking sob from spilling past already quivering lips.
Rumi knows Mira. She knows the younger girl's ticks and quirks and which smiles mean discomfort and which mean genuine joy. This isn't one she knows. This isn't an expression she's ever seen Mira make before—it's heartbroken and dejected all at once.
“Mira,” it's stupid that her voice quivers yet refuses to crack. “Please. Talk to me.”
Mira remains uncharacteristically quiet for a moment longer. Rumi stares as Mira's lips part slightly, quivering here and there before anything even remotely close to words spills out. “Do you like them?”
Rumi is taken aback. She doesn't understand. “What?”
or: based on miras instagram post and rumis friendship with the saja boys and how there was probably AT LEAST one jealousy-driven conversation before they finally got together
Part 16 of Rumira Through Every Universe, Every Timeline, Every Life
Language: English Words: 37,419 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 973 Kudos: 10,729 Bookmarks: 11,987 Hits: 9,719
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Group chat:Parental Issues (Absent, Divorced, Dead/Complicated)
Turtle
I DON'T READ FANFICTION!
Wed, Nov 5 9:01 AM
Temu Version of Lucifer
Press F to doubt.
Turtle
You've been hanging around Baby Saja too much.
Temu Version of Lucifer
hehehehehe
Better in Pink
Anyway
Better in Pink
Can we please have a productive conversation about Zoey's fanfiction reading habits without getting off topic?
Turtle
I DON'T READ ANY FANFICTION!
Temu Version of Lucifer
Yeah, right, and I'm the Queen of San Francisco.
Turtle
Alright, alright, alright, alright, fine!
Turtle
You caught me!
Turtle
I wear false eyelashes!
Turtle
Oh, and I also read fanfiction 😄
Better in Pink
I don't know where that's from, Zo.
Temu Version of Lucifer
Neither do I!
Turtle
WHAT?!
Turtle
YOU'VE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHENEVER I QUOTE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Temu Version of Lucifer
I didn't wanna hurt your feelings 😔
Better in Pink
Were those fics any good?
Turtle
Yes!
Turtle
They're so good!
Turtle
Read them!
Turtle
Right. Now!
Temu Version of Lucifer
Me personally, I'm enjoying the MHA AU one. I'm still waiting for the update about whether or not Mira gets to keep her quirk. Very suspenseful.
Better in Pink
I finished that assassin/spy au you sent me yesterday. My character murdered Rumi's :(
Turtle
Ouch 🤕
Turtle
That's gotta hurt even more now.
Better in Pink
We were MARRIED in the fic!
Temu Version of Lucifer
Double ouch 🤕 🤕
Turtle
Why'd they kill Rumi's character off?!?!?!
Better in Pink
Just checked the dates, and it was during the timeframe I was ignoring Rumi and everybody and their goddamn fucking moms picked up on it and thought Rumi and I hated each other's guts because of something that happened behind the scenes.
Temu Version of Lucifer
Mmm 🤔
Better in Pink
Rumi, sweetheart, darling, the love of my life. Please stop that.
Turtle took a screenshot.
Temu Version of Lucifer
🤨
Turtle
Snitch
Turtle
I can't do shit without this stupid group chat exposing me!
Turtle
This is so unfair!
Turtle
Why am I always being called out?!!?
Better in Pink
The United just doesn't like you 🤷♀️
Temu Version of Lucifer
Why don't the US and UK like Zoey?
Turtle
lmao
Better in Pink
The US? UK
Better in Pink
What the hell are you talking about??
Better in Pink
…nevermind
Better in Pink
I just saw it.
Better in Pink
UNIVERSE!
Better in Pink
I meant to say UNIVERSE!!!
Better in Pink
I'm never living this down, am I?
Turtle
Nope 🥰
Temu Version of Lucifer
Oh
Better in Pink
Did you not know or figure out I meant to say universe?
Temu Version of Lucifer
I was more focused on reading about trains in LA 😅
Turtle
😮 YOUR TRAIN PHASE IS COMING BACK 🥺 MIRA!!!!!!!
Better in Pink
I know. I saw. That's nice, Rums. I'm happy for you.
Temu Version of Lucifer
Huh?
Temu Version of Lucifer
What?
Temu Version of Lucifer
Why are you guys excited about me reading about trains??
Better in Pink
Because you stopped speaking/reading about trains in general when we released How It's Done. That was an entire year ago, Rums!
Temu Version of Lucifer
…oh, I didn't really realize it's been that long.
Turtle
It has!
Turtle
But this is a momentous occasion!!!!
Better in Pink
Who taught you how to spell that?
Better in Pink
You usually spell it like momintis.
Turtle
ɮɨȶƈɦ
Turtle
Anyway!!!! I say we watch your favorite train documentary!!!!
Temu Version of Lucifer
Really?
Better in Pink
Yes.
Turtle
YES‼️
Temu Version of Lucifer
It won't bother you guys?
Turtle
Absolutely not 🙅♀️ it's not a bother!
Better in Pink
Has it ever bothered me to watch all of Zoe's turtle videos?
Temu Version of Lucifer
No.
Better in Pink
There's your answer, then, Rums. It's not gonna bother me. It's cute, really.
Turtle
🤮 enough flirting in front of my salad
Turtle
I already have everything ready for the train documentary marathon! Hurry up and get to the couch!
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
train 🚆
❤ 372k 1:08 PM • Nov 5, 2025
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Notes:
Unfortunately, this one's pretty short because that stupid interview took so long to write.
Chapter 17: trains
Notes:
Surprised that I actually got this out on the 7th.
I've decided that I'm gonna separate these into plot and non-plot related chapters so I don't struggle (as much) to write for the plot chapters. I don't know how I'm gonna differentiate between them, but I'll probably figure it out by the next chapter.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Hello Mira.
I didn’t want to send you a message that could be easily missed due to Zoey’s messages, considering this is very important.
Whenever you’re ready to respond, you can do so either with this email or with my number.
Bobby and I are working to take the interview offline, but as you know, nothing can ever be truly taken off. The lawyers are waiting for your call on what to do regarding the interview.
We’re currently working on getting your brother to either revoke his statements or to sign an NDA or something similar.
Don’t worry about your parents. Mr. Jung is currently with them and is getting them to sign an NDA and threatening to sue them for everything they have. We have no reason to believe—at the moment—that your parents will do anything like your brother, but we’re not taking any chances.
Respond once you’re ready to discuss what you want to do.
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Group chat: Dumbest Saja Boy
Fri, Nov 7 11:08 AM
Byungie
Hey.
Mi-rawr
What the fuck do you want?
Byungie
I just wanted to check in on you. We saw that interview. Don’t worry, none of us read anything—Youngjae slapped Jinu when he tried asking what happened and what Dispatch posted.
Mi-rawr
He did?
Byungie
Yep. So how are you doing?
Mi-rawr
Did Rumi put you up to this?
Byungie
No. She didn’t put any of us up to this. I just wanted to check in on you.
Mi-rawr
Why?
Byungie
Because you’re my friend?
Mi-rawr
We’re not friends.
Byungie
You don’t sound very convinced about that.
Mi-rawr
Shut up.
Byungie
Haha
Byungie
But seriously, how are you doing?
Mi-rawr
Honestly? I could be doing better.
Byungie
Yeah, I figured.
Byungie
Anyway, I see that you’ve changed my name 😄
Mi-rawr
I’m going to murder you.
Byungie
I didn’t even do anything!
Mi-rawr
Don’t care. I’m gonna brutally murder you.
Byungie
Why are you always threatening to murder me?
Byungie
And why does it have to be brutal?!
Mi-rawr
Because you’re a demon!
Byungie
And this demon is your girlfriend's bestest friend 😆
Mi-rawr
1.) That's not a real word 2.) Rumi won't miss/care about you if I kill you <3
Byungie
1.) It is so a word! 2.) Rumi will!
Mi-rawr
Whatever you say, dumbo.
Byungie
What’s dumbo?
Mi-rawr
You.
Byungie
Wow, very mature, Ryu Mira. Very mature.
Mi-rawr
Excuse me!?
Byungie
What?
Mi-rawr
Why did you say Ryu?!
Byungie
Uh, because you’re gonna be a Ryu?
Mi-rawr
What the genuine fuck are you talking about, Byungho?!
Byungie
You're obviously not a Seong anymore, so logically speaking, you don't have a surname anymore, and Rumi's is a nice one soooooooo 🤭
Mi-rawr
I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up before I send you back to the depths of hell where you belong!
Byungie
☹️
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Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
A couple of things:
1.) Why did Zoey FaceTime me to show me a train documentary that they were apparently watching last night?
2.) Why did I hear Mira shriek and chase Abby around?
❤ 27k 1:38 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @MysterySaja
Don't worry about it ☺️😜
❤ 527k 1:39 PM • Nov 7, 2025
42k people are talking about this

Faceless✔
@MysterySaja
replying to @mojojozo
I'm scared.
❤ 62k 1:40 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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Hi Celine.
Yeah, you were absolutely right about missing your email because of Zoey’s messages.
I just saw it. Sorry for the late reply.
I don't think getting my parents or brothers to retract anything they say or sign anything is going to work. They never want to do anything that makes people view them in a bad light, but thanks for trying.
I just want this to end, so anything that can get them to shut quicker is the best option.
Just let me know whenever you and Bobby find something that'll get them far, far away from me.
Also, do you still have those LEGO sets and toy sets you got for Rumi? She just got back into her train fixation.
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
Celine just told us some interesting childhood stories about Rumi, so I'm gonna share (expose) my favorite one.
At 6 or 7, Rumi, while Celine was working and cooking simultaneously, snuck outside because she saw a butterfly and wanted to get a better look at it. She chased it and ended up slamming into a tree, and somehow got her head lodged into it, and Celine laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.
Before you ask, yes, there are pictures, and no, Celine didn't let me take a photo of them before putting them away :(
❤ 729k 3:28 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @LoverGirl
WHY ARE TOU EXPOSING ME?!! 😭
❤ 622k 3:29 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @RyuverDragon
Because you're adorable when you get flustered 🥰
❤ 727k 3:30 PM • Nov 7, 2025
47k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl
Gay people 😮💨
❤ 189k 3:31 PM • Nov 7, 2025
49k people are talking about this

MirMir✔
@LoverGirl
replying to @mojojozo
Wow, Zoey didn't think you, of all people, would be homophobic.
❤ 893k 3:32 PM • Nov 7, 2025
102k people are talking about this

the blue one from the power puff girls✔
@mojojozo
replying to @LoverGirl
I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC!
❤ 638k 3:33 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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RumRum✔
@RyuverDragon
replying to @mojojozo
Sounds exactly what someone homophobic would say.
❤ 710k 3:34 PM • Nov 7, 2025
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Z03Y_Zozo ✔
583k likes
Z03Y_Zozo ✔: Guess who's on a train because Rumi wanted to? That's right 😎 it was Mira and I. Support your girls in their favorite hyperfications #train
MiraDotDotBlast ✔: The typo is taking me out 💀
AbbysAb_Saja ✔: How did you get an empty train?? ㅋㅋㅋ
↳ MiraDotDotBlast ✔: The same way someone *coughcough* ate an entire train full of souls
RyuRyu_RumRum ✔: And people wonder why someone always reviews Zoey’s captions.
ValentineRomeo_Saja ✔: I can't focus on anything but that typo. Someone please fix it.
↳ Myst_Saja ✔: Zoey isn't going to fix it.
Jin_Wooooooo ✔: I knew those teddy bears and cho cho trains pajamas meant something!
GodofSajaSpice ✔: Hyperfications. I'm gonna put that on a shirt.
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Notes:
Once again, unfortunately, very short.
Is the angst finished? Yes.
Is the angst completely done? No.







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