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What was supposed to be a small celebration turned into a warzone. Jeremy should have known that when Landon said it was going to just be family and close friends. He really meant all the elites and heathens and their spawns as well.
He watched as this small birthday party to celebrate the twins' fifth birthday turned into a war zone. He should have known chaos ran in the family.
Across from him his uncle in law ‘aiden king, laughed amused when Ivan, landon and Jeremy’s youngest twin threw a water balloon at his cousin Seth. Who in retaliation threw his cupcake at him. Which like domino effect turned into war as cakes, candies toys and water balloons flew across the lawn.
He sighed looking at Landon who was holding their three year old, Leo. a mix of Jeremy and Landon with black hair and icy-blue eyes in his arms asleep. And watching the chaos unfold.
Grayson, their middle child, was playing with their cousin Leah. Away from the chaos thankfully.
He turned to Niko, who was beside him, enjoying his piece of birthday cake. Before the gremlins got to it. ”i got too many fucking kids,” he said low enough for only them to hear. In the background you can hear the twins shouting as if they were rallying for war.
Niko glanced sideways at him and gave him a look that said no shit sherlock. “I really do love them. But I never get a moment of alone time . If i want my kulaka I have to ambush him in the fucking shower,”
Niko smirked knowingly as he looked at Landon's direction who was now wiping icing off of isa’s face. Their eldest twin with black hair and stormy gray eyes like Jeremy but the same identical beauty mole under his right eye like landon. He had heard this same complaint when the twins were born, and again when Grayson was born and funnily enough when Leo was born.
“Maybe you should stay away from lan” he says in a cool and casual voice like he wasn’t about to drop a bomb on Jeremy. “He gets pregnant every time you breathe on him.”
Beside us killian who was holding micheal his and glyndon son. Chuckled when he heard what Nikolai said.
“What”
Niko laughed at his bemusement.
Killian looks at him. “He’s right, Landon gets knocked up every time you breathe on him.”
“Eli says it's a hazard and he wants to keep you away from lan."
Jeremy blinked at them, but he couldn’t deny it. Because niko wasn’t wrong. Landon was currently baking baby number five.
Ivan walked past them holding up his birthday present from Cecily. It was a teddy bear with a big red bow, his favorite color. His heterochromia eyes looked up at him. One arctic blue like Landon and the other stormy gray like Jeremy’s. Tired and he put his hands up so jeremy can carry him.
“Are you sleepy, Vanya?” He asked as Ivan in response he rested his head on jeremys shoulder nodding his head. Walking towards them landon had Grayson in his arms also asleep and issac was holding Landon hand. He also had the other teddy bear identical to Ivan's just with a blue bow.
“You ok?” Jeremy asked him. Landon nodded happily kissing the top of grayson,s head, hair identical to Landon but with Jeremy's gray eyes.
Landon smirked chaos in his eyes and smirk “ready for baby number 5?”
In the background you could hear Nikolai shouting i told you so.
Landon giggled.
And Jeremy no matter what he wouldn’t change it for the world. If Landon wanted a million kids Jeremy would gladly give him them. Even if they never get alone time again

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