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The thing is, Gerard is forty-fucking-eight years old. He's been in this band since he was 24 - well, give or take the years they were broken up, but, c'mon. You never really stop being in My Chemical Romance. So there's absolutely no fucking reason why he should be acting like he's brand new to the universe on this tour. And yet, Frank.
aka Frank and Gerard have been casually hooking up on and off since, oh, the beginning of the band, and after nearly a quarter of a century, Gerard is finally sick of it.
Featuring: 45+ year old boys being so incredibly dumb, Mikey Way's canonical love of texting, and Ray being the silent glue that holds this whole shitshow together.
