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Something Like Love

Summary:

beachwaves: that's why yo shoes raggedy

itsmincy: that's why your momma dead.....

beachwaves: 😨

orangejoecool: WHA T?????

Flowerboy: 🤣

itsmincy: dead as hell

orangejoecool: HUH????

itsmincy: what shoes she got on

itsmincy: what shoes she got on in her casket

orangejoecool: CRIS YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD???????????

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or, a light-hearted chatfic where aubrey, kel, sunny, basil, mincy, cris and kim are all college age and all are in a kinky polyamorous relationship with each other! may be a series, may not.

(WARNING: wacky hyjincks and smut will ensue. BE PREPARED.)

Notes:

beachwaves: cris
pinkrebelgirl: aubrey
itsmincy: mincy
orangejoecool66: kel
dinosaurcandy: kim
sunshine: sunny
Flowerboy: basil

Chapter Text

beachwaves: look who i found at the tournament today

[beachwaves attached a 50 second long video. description: cris fucking the brains out of kim in her swim team locker room. kim's back is arched to the camera, and her cute pink ass is in view as she has one hand shakily glued to the blue locker in front of her and the other clasped to her lips, stifling her loud moans as her brown eyes flutter shut. at the bottom of the screen, you can see cris' teal strap, thickly pumping in and out with one freckled hand groping at kim's hip. END DISC]

beachwaves: thought she deserved a treat

orangejoecool66: holy shit

orangejoecool66: in the middle of my sandwich too

pinkrebelgirl: of course you would say something like that kel

orangejoecool66: ?????? I'M JUST EATING MY SANDWICH

pinkrebelgirl: ignore him cris. send more pics and videos now please. god that's fucking hot

orangejoecool66: i'm not saying it's NOT hot its just like random af

Flowerboy: I think I need to get baptized now

itsmincy: wow..... because they're both girls........ didn't know you felt that way basil

Flowerboy: Mincy I think you've seen the pins on my bag

itsmincy: homophobic dog here

Flowerboy: MINCY

itsmincy: im just kidding bas

itsmincy: you're a fruit of your own kind

Flowerboy: True my parents knew it when I popped out of the womb. They looked at me and said ooh this one's gonna be fucked up and a little gay

sunshine: a little

orangejoecool66: why is like no one else reacting to the fucking NUDES THAT WERE JUST SENT

orangejoecool66: also hi sunny!!!!!

sunshine: hi kel

sunshine: they were hot. you should pound into her a little harder. maybe give her a few bites

sunshine: scratch her up a little too and send pics

orangejoecool66: YALL ARE SUCH FREAKS DAMN!!!!!!!!

sunshine: did you not expect this

sunshine: you saw the collar in basil's closet and like lit up so i think you're not exempt

orangejoecool66: oh yeah true. whew. fuck

pinkrebelgirl: kel i'm gonna come over there and beat the crap out of you

orangejoecool66: WHAT

Flowerboy: Cuteness aggression???

pinkrebelgirl: that and just like general hotness and horniness aggression

itsmincy: is that normal

Flowerboy: Yes

pinkrebelgirl: yeah

sunshine: pretty much

itsmincy: you guys are NOT the references i should be trusting i'm sorry

pinkrebelgirl: @beachwaves how's our girl doing

[beachwaves attached a picture. description: A selfie of Cris and Kim collapsed against the bottom of a locker, with Kim wearing a flushed, fucked out expression and Cris grinning, giving her a big smooch on the cheek. Kim's sporting a bunch of bruises and lovebites with her hair all fucked up. Cris looks pink but slyly eager for more.]

beachwaves: i gotchu sunny

sunshine: i give such good advice

beachwaves: that you do

beachwaves: and if you ever wanted to use it on me ;) i wouldn't mind ;;;;;;;;))))))) wiiiiiink

itsmincy: subtle

beachwaves: you'll get your turn

itsmincy: O////O

pinkrebelgirl: awe you're so cute mincy

orangejoecool66: she gets treated SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME

orangejoecool66: is it because i'm a mexican. HUH. or because of my adhd. OR MY SEXUALITY. IS THAT IT AUBREY.

pinkrebelgirl: yes

orangejoecool66: i'm actually gonna kill you

pinkrebelgirl: i'm into that shit do it sunshine boy

Flowerboy: Did someone say Sunny? Heh. Heh

pinkrebelgirl: literally no one said that

Flowerboy: I'm normal

orangejoecool66: it's okay basil even if you're not we still lovd you❤️❤️❤️😚😚⛹️⛹️‍♀️🐶🐶

beachwaves: i got that dog in me

orangejoecool66: I GOT THAT DOG IN ME!!!!

pinkrebelgirl: oh we know you do u freaks.

beachwaves: i'm a FREEESAAKKKK..... for yoooOUUUUU🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 aubrey when are we gonna hang out

pinkrebelgirl: when you quit copying my dyed hair bisexual swagger

beachwaves: well you know what they say.... you are what you eat

Flowerboy: You eat dyed hair bisexuals

orangejoecool66: oh good come for aubrey next!

beachwaves: WAIT NO NO NO

pinkrebelgirl: have fun chewing on my hair

beachwaves: STOP RUINING MY BEAUTIFUL AURA COOLNESS

dinosaurcandy: Literally never say aura coolness ever again

beachwaves: dude i just fucked your brains out come on now

dinosaurcandy: So

dinosaurcandy: Hashtag I play by my own rules

itsmincy: that's not how you use a hashta

dinosaurcandy: I KNOW MINCY!!!!!!!!!!!

sunshine: we all need sleep

Flowerboy: Sunny are you just saying that because yoj had that whole sleep thing or because it's 11pm

sunshine: second. i've got a huge mural due tomorrow for the high school

orangejoecool66: LETS GOOO!!!!! so proud of you man. you're making that BANK

sunshine: consider me scrooge mcduck

dinosaurcandy: I am not calling you that lil bro😭😭🤣🤣🤣

sunshine: this is why you're banned from othermart

beachwaves: that's why yo shoes raggedy

itsmincy: that's why your momma dead.....

beachwaves: 😨

orangejoecool: WHA T?????

Flowerboy: 🤣

itsmincy: dead as hell

orangejoecool: HUH????

itsmincy: what shoes she got on

itsmincy: what shoes she got on in her casket

orangejoecool: CRIS YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD???????????

dinosaurcandy: Oh my GOD GOOD NIGHT

[dinosaurcandy went offline.]

[beachwaves went offline.]

[sunshine went offline.]

pinkrebelgirl: goodnight

[pinkrebelgirl went offline.]

[itsmincy went offline.]

orangejoecool66: wel p . it's jsut you and me now basil

orangejoecool66: say you ever think about how we only get like 3 names. that's not a lot in the grand scheme of things is it

Flowerboy: Yep ok

[Flowerboy went offline.]

orangejoecool66: WHAT DID I SAY