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Sarah was sitting in hers, Gumball, and Darwin’s abortion, lobotomy, and bottom surgery clinic. Surrounded by lesbian flags and gay stuff. Business had been slow. Only like 5 toddlers had came in for bottom surgeries, and only about a few dyke faggot bitches with blue hair and septums and pronouns had came in for their weekly abortions. Nobody significant was getting abortions, and Sarah knew she had to act… so she called.. Them.

She heard the sound of her phone awaiting an answer to a call and waited as finally, the brown-haired boy with cerebral palsy picked up. Jimmy stuttered as he spoke. “H..H..Hey, S..S.. Sa..Sarah?”

“Hey Jimmy. Listen, I have a job for you and..” Sarah hated referring to either of them by name. “Derpy.” Jimmy’s interest piqued. “Oh, I would like to do your job, very much.” Sarah stared at a lesbian flag hoisted on the wall, along with a few Ikea pegboards with little containers full of numbing needles and other hard illegal drugs. Along with the vacuums they use to vacuum cells out with.

“.. I need you to kill Alfred F. Jones.” Sarah whispered into the phone, feeling herself slip from her very being. The sentence she had just spoken was a mind-breaker.. A conspiracy against an important figure.. Donald Trump’s baby daddy. The plan made sense. Send Derpy Hooves and Jimmy Valmer to go murder Alfred F. Jones, causing Trump to need an abortion, causing Sarah and Gumball and Darwin’s business to boom once more. The people need abortions!

Jimmy’s eyes were wide and he nearly dropped the phone… Alfred F. Jones was a nice guy, very much. All addicted to cheeseburgers and American delicacies such as Canes or McDonalds or Wingstop or Crumbl or anything… he was Mr. America. “K-K-Kill Alfred?!” Jimmy exclaimed.

Sarah leaned a small, creamy-lemony hand into her big head. “.. Yea.” Jimmy had no reason but to comply.. Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin provided good, cheap prices for bottom surgeries and lobotomies to provide to the kids at South Park Elementary. Plus, they were good friends to Jimmy. Even if most conversations between Jimmy and Sarah involved the planning of toddler bottom surgery, smuggling hard drugs between state lines, and killing a few men. Maybe, just maybe, this could be Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin’s big break as an independent liberal leftist abortion, lobotomy, and bottom surgery clinic operating out of both Elmore and South Park. Sometimes Equestria too, though reaching Derpy was hard and they never really had known if any of the Mane Six was into things such as lobotimes or bottom surgeries or abortions.

“.. You know, I think Rainbow Dash might be interested in bottom surgery..” Jimmy said. His agreement to the assassination of Alfred F. Jones was official. Sarah let out a singular chuckle to hold Jimmy down, reminding him who she was. “.. Wow what a terrific audience..” Jimmy trailed and the call ended.

Sarah hung up the phone, set it on the reception desk, and headed over to the break room to grab a soda. As she did, she heard the familiar jingle of the front doors. Sarah turned her head, peering over counters to see what the commotion was.. As she did, she assumed Gumball and Darwin were back from their breaks or other things such as doing school work or hanging out with a friend.

No.. it wasn’t.

Sarah was looking into the eyes of Sierra Obenauer. Sarah went a pale shade of yellow and she was basically vibrating with excitement. “S-Sierra?” She was back from Canada? She came to Elmore? To visit SARAH? Sarah physically couldn’t hold it in anymore and jumped over like 5 counters, sped down the hallway and through the door, and glomped Sierra. Sarah squealed over and over as Sierra struggled. Sierra smiled down at Sarah, but there was a buried sense of sadness written all over her wistful smile.

“.. Sarah..” Sierra started. She started choking, then broke down in genuine tears. Sarah looked at Sierra with concern. “I-its Harold… hes become an alt-right podcaster and broke up with Leshawna and I’m scared Codykins and the rest of my hoes’ll fall down the same track..” Sarah gasped.

“Oh, Sierra.” Sarah said. Sierra buried her purple head into the left side of Sarah’s cone before pulling away due to the cold. “Sierra, come in. I’ll make you some tea and I’ll order us Canes.” Sarah said softly. Sierra walked deeper into the abortion, lobotomy, and bottom surgery clinic with Sarah in-front, looking around. They headed to the back and put on a few of Harold’s youtube posts as they sipped tea and munched on fried chicken. Harold had multiple posts collaborating with a man named Charlie Kirk. Sarah was curious as she studied the scene, whilst Sierra sobbed and drank pure Canes sauce from the cup.

Sierra and Sarah had forgotten they both were talented stalkers, obsessive fans, and the running, embarrassing, unlovable gag of the shows they were involved in, and once they remembered, got to work researching over the internet to get as much information as they could about Harold’s new job as an alt-right podcaster.

They started noticing trends and ties and quickly got to work tying the red strings and polaroids. So if Harold was an alt-right podcaster.. Had collabed with Charlie Kirk who collabed with Trump… and Trump was pregnant with Alfred F. Jones’ baby.. Did this mean Derpy and Jimmy had to kill Charlie Kirk? Who knows. Maybe they should see if he had gotten another boy pregnant in this world of male pregnancy and female domination. Aka heaven for Sarah, also Sierra. Cody had at-least 5 kids just about now. Yeah. Absolute heaven for Sierra.

Sarah and Sierra continued surfing as Sarah revealed her entire plan, the intent to kill Alfred and perform an abortion on Trump to raise the clinic’s publicity. Sierra checked her phone. “Augh, Sarah, I’d love to stay and continue talking and totally hear about your super duper awesome plan of assassinating Alfred F. Jones, but I got hotel reservations.” And Sierra stood up and placed a lip-glossy kiss on Sarah’s cheek nicely, and left.

Days passed by, Sarah just spent them reorganizing the clinic and discussing the current events of their political climate with her friends. Penny, Teri, Masami, and Carmen had also noticed the up in tariffs on their previous labubus. Just like Butters.

Finally… It happened. One day, Alfred F. Jones was mysteriously shot in the head at an Israel conference. Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin’s hearts thrummed with both anxiety and anticipation as they thought about the business opportunities this could bring. But, Sarah, again, wanted to dive deeper.

The Israel conference.. Who was there? Sarah did her research.. Aka just asked any of the boys if they knew anything related to the Israel conference that their good “friend” Alfred F. Jones was assassinated at. Sarah hummed softly as Kyle smiled. “Oh, yea. I was there.”

Sarah’s eyes shone with more curiosity. “.. You were?”

“Yeah. Met this guy named Germany.. Or Ludwig.” Kyle smiled. “He was also there to defend the jews. Which I felt was really nice, even if he was representing the country of Germany.” Sarah thought hard and long.. Was this guy in any way connected to Alfred?

“He also has a husband… they have like 9 kids together and have a trad life tiktok account. I heard his husband’s also currently pregnant.” Kyle said. Sarah hummed again and gritted her teeth. Oh, Sarah was gonna make tons of money from this. She did NOT care.

“Though, he and his husband are super pro-life. He was trying to make me pro-life too and everything.” Kyle said. Sarah gritted her teeth. Fine, I guess she couldn’t assassinate Germany and abort Italy’s baby. At-least Alfred F. Jones was killed and Trump was pending. This was somewhat helpful.

Later that night Sarah was lounging around her living room couch and watching the news with Kaji. Sarah leaned back into her couch some more as Kaji popped a few powdered donuts into his mouth as they watched. Sarah’s eyes widened as the latest news story came in. Osamu Dazai pushed Donald Trump off the stairs… causing his fetus to slip out of him.. Holy shit. Kenny?

But all Sarah could feel was rage. Sarah screamed loudly. “Motherfucker!” and threw the box of powdered donuts at the wall. Out of a hysteric rage, Sarah melted just a teensy bit. Kaji watched her, still chewing a donut and taking a sip of his lemonade. Sarah chucked the lemonade pitcher onto the floor. She had lost the one goddamn job that could’ve saved her business, but NO! This fuckass idiot foiled her plans.

“Sarah, calm down.” Kaji swallowed his donut and sip of lemonade. He stared at the broken glass and lemonade spread all over the floor, immediately staining the brown wooden material. Sarah grabbed her phone and stormed out of the house to call Gumball and Darwin and let them know.

Sarah gritted her teeth. “.. He lost the baby. At-least Kenny’s alive I fucking guess.” Sarah barked at the phone, her hand shaking. Gumball and Darwin were clearly irritated too behind the phone. The plan spiraled as the three of them discussed. Gumball would stay back.. Manage the company and make sure NOBODY was gonna find out about their little operation. Also because Gumball needed to recruit the boys and some of his friends to rescue Kenny and bring him to South Park again.. Must’ve been uncomfortable living in Donald Trump’s uterus.

While Sarah and Darwin were gonna murder Osamu Dazai. And they did. Using Kaji’s lemon-shaped bombs. But the problem was, no abortion from anybody and it really didn’t fix much. So Sarah figured she needed to have Derpy and Jimmy kill Charlie Kirk. Sarah did some more research on Charlie, and after stalking a few people.. She got the info she needed.

Butters’ dad, aka Stephen, had 5 gay lovers. Trump, Charlie Kirk, Putin, the decaying corpse of Saddam Hussien, and Satan. Trump also had been with Alfred F. Jones before his death, Charlie was seeing a man named Dean Withers (also had a wife, most of them did), and all of them had relations to people such as Harold. And Butters’ dad was also just Butters’ dad.

Gumball brought home Kenny and Kenny grew back up to be nine years old again, and reunited with the boys. Sarah was slightly thankful she didn’t abort Kenny, but it still irritated her. But.. once Germany and Italy heard the news of an abortion clinic running in Elmore, their feathers were thoroughly ruffled. Germany and Italy’s Christian, conservative, republican, prolife views did not align with Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin’s radical feminist liberal leftist propaganda.

So Germany and Italy brought this up to Stephen Stotch, telling him he needed to command his gay lovers to carry out a terrorist attack on Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin’s clinic. All of Stephen’s gay lovers, the Fearful Five, were irritated to hear of such a blasphemous and ungodly demonic disgusting place actively converting kids to horrible things such as bottom surgeries or abortions. They’re turning the kids gay and liberal!

Meanwhile Sarah and Gumball were performing bottom surgery on Garrison as Mr. Slave bit his nails nervously, watching the procedure closely. Whilst Manuela and Richard Tweak (along with Kenny’s whole family) slaved away in the back producing Meth to give to Rocky to lace into the kids’ lunches at Elmore Junior High.

Suddenly, Jimmy came hobbling in with Derpy at his side. “S..S..Sarah!” Sarah looked over at the source of the noise, her ears had immediately perked at the sound of Jimmy. Jimmy handed Sarah a telegram…

The telegram was addressed to the entire Fearful Five, and had been written by Germany and Italy. It was about a terrorist attack scheduled on Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin’s clinic. Little did they know.. Dean Withers had found the same telegram and was planning on doing something with it..

Suddenly, the Mane six and all of the SPED kids at South Park Elementary (plus Sussie) ran in. “Brace for impact!” Twilight Sparkle yelled as an explosion happened. Everybody ran (except for the ones who wheeled) and Sarah pushed Garrison out on his bed, and they made it into the underground Yaoi and Yuri goon corner Sarah had set up.

“.. They won’t find us here.” Sarah said softly. The Mane Six perked up. Twilight sighed. “Everypony, I must go up there and help fight.” Stan rode Twilight into battle, all of the SPED kids went up there and fought. Thankfully, despite a few makeshift amputations Darwin and Gumball had to perform, everybody was okay and they escaped the terrorists. The meth makers had immediately bolted upon the first attack, and it seemed like everything would be okay.. Momentarily.

Sarah had let Kaji know about the attacks, and he was pissed. He stocked Sarah with bombs and the support of any allies involved in the BSD universe. Sarah was at ease, walking through the hallways of Elmore Junior High and finally at-some type of bliss. She told Teri, Masami, Carmen, and Penny too. Despite their concern, Sarah knew she needed to stay strong. Hey, at-least Garrison was enjoying his fancy new intersexual organs and everybody at South Park Elementary viewed Sarah and Gumball and Darwin as some kinds of war-heros!

Though.. The Fearful Five and the addition of Harold were pissed. Harold burnt a lesbian flag on a live, flipped off the camera, and spoke; “Fuck you, Sarah. Gosh, I hate feminist liberal leftists!”

Sarah had received the news due to Sierra, who had posted the clip on her collaborated blog with Sarah. Everybody watched as Sarah crashed the fuck out and screamed a bunch. Tweek and Craig watched too, Tweek nervously jittering. Tweek looked over at Teri. Teri winced. Tweek screamed as Sarah stopped.

Sarah nervously touched her head. “I am gonna kill that ginger.” Cartman’s eyes shone with admiration. “Now you’re speaking my language.”

It was a school day like no other about a week after the incident with Harold. Sarah sat, melting into her seat in Mrs. Simian’s class as Penny played with her labubu. Mrs. Simian and Garrison traded lesson plans back and forth so now the 12 year olds of Elmore Junior High were learning about similar things to the 9 year olds of South Park Elementary.

Suddenly, everybody was evacuated in a rush. Sarah and the rest of her friends stood back as Elmore Junior High exploded. Fucking EXPLODED. Nobody was able to process anything. Nobody hadn’t died or anyting… but the school was gone. Just like that. So the entirety of Elmore Junior High was transferred to South Park Elementary. Weird. Sarah did know Germany and Italy + Butters’ dad’s bitches were the ones to blame.

So Sarah nervously walked down the hallways with Gumball and Darwin on either side of her, and they talked a bit with the boys. It took weeks to adjust, but it wasn’t super bad. Along with that, there was this nice little assembly hosted by the SPE and EJH staff to welcome everybody and declare the change. Even Wendy spoke a bit, and it was nice.

PC Principal and Randy ended up converting Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin to PCism. Along with that, Coon and Friends and Lazerheart + the Smooch rise up to fight the Fearful Five.

Sarah meets the Asian girls responsible for Creek and personally thanks all of them.

Most Elmore Junior High kids had already known a few South Park kids, so it wasn’t an EXTREME change. Like Tweek and Teri got along great. So as Penny and Wendy. Carmen and Kyle.. Cartman and Gumball… it all wasn’t too bad.

… Until Canada is taken over by Matthew Williams and Harold. And Canada declares war on both South Park and Elmore. At a debate conference involving the mayors of South Park and Elmore, Matthew, and Harold, Harold is assassinated by Leshawna, something Sarah believed Kanji and Sierra rose together to theorize to ultimately protect Sarah and the rest of the woke people between South Park and Elmore.

But that didn’t mean the war ended, despite Matthew losing his main lover. Germany and Italy did decide to go into hiding with their 8 going on 9 kids and homemade meals Italy slaves away on everyday.. And Dean Withers recruits into PC to act as a spy for the Fearful Five.

Canada also turns war on Equestria due to Derpy and the Mane Six’s participation in many terrorist attacks.. Not to mention, Butters’ mom has her own set of bitches including Charlie Kirk’s wife, Princess Celestia, Ukraine (Iryna), Bloberta Puppington, Nicole Watterson, Yuki Yoshida, and Liane Cartman.

The war between Canada, South Park, Elmore, and Equestria continues. Hundreds of thousands Equestrians are killed and Elmore residents and South Park parents are coiled into the war. Germany and Italy rise as the commanders of the Fearful Five. Charlie is eventually killed in the war.

Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin watch as Richard is drafted into war and Nicole could care-less (slightly) because her polycule may be able to end the war, as long as they can recruit a lesbian Canadian into Linda’s bitches. Germany allies with Kyle once more and expresses his love for Jews and respect to them, ONLY to attempt to convert Kyle into being against the liberal leftist propaganda spread by Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin and to join the Fearful Five. Matthew takes what would’ve been Harold’s job as a make-shift missionary and attempts to convert Sierra’s bitches into supporting the Fearful Five, along with the rest of the TDWT cast, but his attempts are futile.

Human Kite approached Sarah. “Hey, Sarah?” Sarah had been writing a wincest fic and also texting Kaji. Sarah looked up, studying Kyle Brovofloski’s (or Human Kite’s) face.

“Yeah?” Sarah pressed, staring at him. Kite nervously put a hand in his covered jewfro. “.. It’s Germany. He’s attempting to convert me into supporting Butters’ dad’s bitches republican white supremacist terrorist party.”

Sarah looked angered. “Tell Germany to fuck off. I’ll recruit the PC guys to help us fight against them. Coon and Friends x Lazerheart can only do so much.” Sarah pulled out the newest issue of Coon and Friends x Lazerheart. Basically a war documentary and Sarah’s whole life work.

They were in an active warzone right about now. Sarah stood up and made her way to Eric’s house, also known as Coon and Friends x Lazerheart’s base. The CAFL alarm went off and the Coon, Human Kite, Mosquito, Fastpass, Super Craig, Mysterion, Toolshed, Iron Maiden, Tupperware, Wonder Tweek, Lazerheart, and the Smooch were all sent into battle…

Germany, Italy, Dean Withers, Saddam, Trump, and Satan are standing there… with Professor Chaos awkwardly off to the side. Mysterion charged and pushed Italy over (Italy was pregnant), and Germany yelled. He started charging all of the fourth graders. Meanwhile, Butters’ dad runs up and helps the fighting effort.

Lazerheart gritted his teeth as Butters’ dad tackled him to the floor. “Ah! Ouch..” Gumball Watterson whined. Mysterion huffed and ran over, and punched Butters’ dad straight in the nose. Germany yelled and pulled Mysterion off, and chucked him straight at a brick wall. Sarah’s eyes went wide, and she stormed up.

“Alright motherfuckers! Bring it on! Kaji, now!” Sarah yelled as Kaji appeared from the shadows, and chucked lemon bombs straight at Germany, Italy, Dean, Butters’ dad, Saddam, Trump, and Satan. CAFL and Sarah ran off and watched as all of the Fearful Five cowered. And Professor Chaos ran and hid with the CAFL, plus Sarah.

Lazerheart gritted his teeth as he watched the explosion. All of the Fearful Five ran off like sissies, while Kanji exploded. Sarah didn’t look phased, Kanji could be revived. Kenny/Mysterion stared, a hint of acceptance and respect in his face.

Sarah returned to the Watterson’s residence with their whole superhero league to see Richard had been kicked out of the war since he was so fat he couldn’t run right. Richard and Randy were talking a bit, while Nicole was on the phone with Yuki. Sarah had a singular tear in her eye, the beauty of lesbian love, yuri, especially one between a ship Sarah herself had curated, was too much. Sarah glanced at Super Craig and Wonder Tweek, appreciating yaoi at its finest. Who cared if Elmore and South Park were active warzones… we had yaoi and yuri. Maybe that was enough to end this treacherous war that plagued the common society of such diverse towns.

“Timmy!” Timmy exclaimed. Sarah nodded in agreement. Everybody else did too. Gumball smiled. “Timmy..” Gumball repeated softly.

The night was spent in the Watterson’s living room (they had kicked Richard and Randy outside) making more assassination plans.. While they planned the loss of lives, a new life had just been brought into the world. Italy held his phone up, making a birth vlog for his viewers on tiktok. His and Germany’s 9th baby had just entered the world.. But?

The baby was Japan’s.. Not Germany’s. Japan had been stalking Sarah, Gumball, Darwin, and all of the South Park boys currently at the Watterson residence. He had wanted to know more about the assassination of Alfred.. And so very many signs pointed to these.. Kids. Harold, before he had died, told Japan he knew who it was and pointed him in the direction of the Total Drama World Tour cast.

You scare a short little boy named Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson into giving you details about every single person around him.. You find his grotesque and tall, annoying purple haired bitchy pimp/stalker… you find the even more annoying mini ice cream version of her.. You locate her, and her dumb abortion, bottom surgery, and lobotomy clinic… and you know you’ve found the person who may be associated with the assasination of your dear friend.

Japan was poised outside the living room window of the Watterson household.. Until he gets a call to go up to the local hospital. Japan complied curiously, and made his way through the town of Elmore to get to the hospital.. Italy and Japan’s lovechild had been born. Japan went pale and stared at Germany, who looked like he could kill Japan with his pinky finger.

And Italy.. Oh, dear Italy.

The evening was filled with the awkward divorce of Italy and Germany, Japan stepping up to raise his and Italy’s baby, and his ultimate separation from the Fearful Five, due to the fact Italy found it stupid he was targeting just a bunch of young kids who really hadn’t done much wrong.

Italy shows up to the Watterson residence.. “Uh.. hello. I’m so very sorry for harassing you kids.” He said with his high pitched Italian accent. Sarah looked at Italy.. And figured maybe she’d trust him. He was just a cute little twink. Sarah made Italy pasta, and Italy swore to keep Sarah, Gumball, Darwin, and all of the boys safe.

Germany ended up remarrying to a boy named Chuuya Nakahara. Together they reunited the Fearful Five and planned more attacks. The Fearful Five joined the Canadian war. Due to the war, Sierra and her bitches evacuate, along with the rest of the cast of TDWT.

Saddam dies in the Canadian war… again. Chuuya gets pregnant.

It was a random week in June.. Butters was home. He was comfortably in his bed, sipping on a glass of chocolate milk and reading the latest Coon and Friends x Lazerheart comic Sarah had published. “Gee wiz, Sarah’s a great writer!” Butters exclaimed contently as he finished taking a sip of his chocolate milk.

Suddenly, Butters could hear very audible yelling and screaming coming from downstairs, and looked confused. “Mom? Dad?” Butters asked in his high pitched Southern accented voice. Stephen was currently yelling at Linda. “Your whorish ass was sneaking around with OTHER women?”

Linda was wailing. “Don’t act like you don’t sneak around with other men all of the time!” And Stephen slapped Linda. He grabbed her, dragged her out of the house and threw her into the back of their car. Butters watched with concern. But Stephen shot him with such a disgusted glare Butters went back inside and shut his mouth.

Stephen drove to the clinic. Sarah had rebuilt it with the help of the money Italy stole from Germany. Stephen grabbed Linda and shoved her into the room. Sarah’s eyes widened. “Ew! What are you doing here?”

“I’ll give you $1,000 to lobotomize my wife.” Stephen threw Linda at Sarah. Sarah stared at Stephen with widened eyes. But.. a thousand dollars was a thousand dollars.. So Linda was lobotimized. As Linda was lobotomized, Chuuya’s baby, aka Alfred F. Jones' reincarnation was born. Trump steals the baby, because Trump misses his man.. Aka Alfred F. Jones… then Trump was arrested for pedophilia.

The Fearful Five continued attempting to attack other people and places, but it fell without Trump. Butters’ dad ends up killing all of the Fearful Five, and all of Linda’s bitches. While Linda just does housework all day. Butters was really scared of Linda. Due to this.. And the fact that Butters wasn’t MAGA or republican at all really, and in-fact had been hanging around people like Sarah…

Butters was sitting in his room, when Stephen approached. He looked at Butters and gritted his teeth. Butters smiled at his dad. “Heya dad!” Butters dad stared. He looked at Butters with a both angry and desperate expression.

And in at-least a minute Butters was unmoving and unbreathing.

About 2 months later, the war had ended because Matthew was killed… by Jimmy and Derpy. Japan went down to Equestria and rescued everybody there, since Equestria became a wasteland. Since Equestria was abolished, Italy murdered Princess Luna and Kadence, and took over the Crystal Empire.

Baby Alfred F. Jones and Russia reunite. Russia had killed himself after Alfred had died. Italy joins PC.. and Sarah gives Italy bottom surgery. Then Italy and Garrison started dating. Prussia helps Germany and Italy with all of their babies and kids.

Japan, Garrison, and Italy get into a poly relationship and advocate for legal poly marriage. Sarah, Gumball, and Darwin help, and they get poly marriage legalized in Elmore! Gumball and Darwin were jumping up and down and grinning. Sarah smiled widely. But… Sarah gets a call from Cartman.

“Cartman?” Sarah asks. Cartman was in tears. “B-Butters is dead..”

Sarah’s eyes widened. “When did he die? Holy shit!” Gumball, Darwin, and Sarah rushed to meet up with Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny.

Cartman was wailing. “They found him dead in his dad’s closet..”

And Cartman lived in depression for years. Cartman knew he needed to do something to mourn Butters… so he transitioned to honor Butters. Butters was closeted, he missed being Majorine.. So Sarah gives Cartman bottom surgery. And Cartman becomes Cartthey. Sarah becomes Jewish to honor Kyle and quits PC.

Cartthey sat at Butters’ grave. “I miss you, Butters..” he whispered into the wind, the loss of his… his.. Everything is coming back to haunt him. He just wanted his annoying little Southern girl back. Cartthey pulls out his favorite piece of West African Lesbian poetry.. And takes one final breath before a nuke is dropped by the reincarnation of Alfred F. Jones and Russia….