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“Officially off the Record”

Skyguy: Hello everyone, welcome to the group chat of the 501st!

Snips: Since when?

Skyguy: Since NOW!

snips has changed skyguy’s username to thechosen_none

Thechosen_none: Snips: 🖕

thechosen_none has changed snips’s username to teenage_rebellion_general

Teenage_rebellion_general: Thechosen_none: Kriff you!

Captain_Rex: General Skywalker, Commander Tano, with respect, what the kriff is this?

Arc_fives: you’ve never heard of a group chat Rex?

Captain_Rex: STFU Fives

arc_fives has changed their username to the_smart_one

Arc_echo: really Fives?

The_smart_one: yes LMAO

captain_rex has changed arc_echo’s username to the_ACTUAL_smart_one

The_ACTUAL_smart_one: thank you Captain

Captain Rex: yes

Tup: Hi Commander Tano!

teenage _rebellion_general: Hi Tup!

teenage_rebellion_general changed tup’s username to ahsoka’s_favorite

Captain_Rex: Hey!

teenage _rebellion_general: Lmao, sry not sry

the_smart_one changed captain_rex’s username to captain_stress

Captain_stress: FIVES, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Thechosen_none: this is not going how I wanted

Thechosen_none: but who cares this is way better!

Jesse_the_best: Hey vode!

Combat_medic_kix: General, what is this?

Teenage_rebellion_general: It’s the 501st groupchat! Hi guys.

Hardcase: Hi Commander Tano!

Teenage_rebellion_general: Hi Hardcase!

teenage_rebellion_general has changed hardcase’s username to ahsoka’s_favorite_also

Captain_stress: I thought I was your favorite!

Teenage_rebellion_general: You didn’t say hi. Sry not sry

jesse_the_best changed captainn_stress’s username to jealous_blond_boy

Jealous_blond_boy: Jesse, so help me I will tan your hide!

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: LMFAO

Ahsoka’s_favorite: what does the F mean?

the_ACTUAL_smart one: we’ll tell you later

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: I may have just blown up one of the training salles.

Jealous_blond_boy: HARDCASE

Teenage_rebelllion_general: Really?

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: Sorry Mom… and Rex

Jesse_the_best: 🤣 Hardcase called the Commander MOM!

the_smart_one changed teenage_rebellion_general’s username to commander_mom

Commander_mom: Really Jesse? I’m literally 16!

Jesse_the_best: that was Fives

Commander_mom: FIIIIIIVVVVEEESSS!

the_smart_one changed jealous_blond_boy’s username to captain_dad

Captain_dad: FIVES! I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT OF AN AIRLOCK!

The_smart_one: Worth it… Dad. 😂

Thechosen_none: Why is Rex the dad?

The_smart_one: it’d be weird if you were the dad. Plus, REXSOKA FOREVER!

Commander_mom: FIVES I AM WARNING YOU….

Captain_dad: really fives? 😣

The_smart_one: Soooo, commander mom? What do you and Rex do in his office at night?

Commander_mom: Paperwork, Fives, paperwork. Also, planning when we are going to FINALLY throw you out of an airlock.

The_smart_one: STILL WORTH IT! 🎉

Ahsoka’s_favorite: what am I missing?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: tell you later vod’ika.

Thechosen_none: Ahsoka? Why is Fives shipping you with Rex? Did I miss something?

Commander_mom: no, there is nothing going on

Thechosen_none: then why r u using all lowercase and no punctuation?

Commander_mom: Speak for urself.

The_smart_one: Yeah MOM?? What’s going on?

Commander_mom: You’re the one who’s doing the shipping. Why don’t you tell me?
The_smart_one: 😏You’re never in your quarters… having fun with Rex?

Captain_dad: FIVES!

Commander_mom: I fall asleep doing paperwork. Tell him Rexy.

The_smart_one: REXY??

Captain_dad: She falls asleep doing paperwork. I don’t have the heart to wake her up and tell her to leave.

Jesse_the_best: OOOO

The_smart_one: SEXY REXY! MOM?

Commander_mom: O SHOOT. 🤦‍♀️ I SLIPPED.

The_smart_one: There is something going on!!!!

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA TANO! WHAT THE KARK IS GOING ON?

Commander_mom: NOTHING!

The_smart_one: 😏 REALLY?

 

Captain_dad: LEAVE THE COMMANDER ALONE FIVES

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: I just finished putting out the fires. WHAT THE KRIFF DID I MISS. REX… AHSOKA!!!

Combat_medic_kix: Echo? Why is Fives shipping the Commander and Rex?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Don’t look at me

Jesse_the_best: This is so entertaining. 🎉

The_smart_one: I saw the Commander leaving Rex’s office with her shirt on backwards.

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA???

Commander_mom: My shirt had been on backwards all day long. Fives just chose that moment to notice.

the_smart_one changed commander_mom’s username to sus_togruta_lady
Sus_togruta_lady: Fives! I’m literally only 16!

jesse_the_best changed captain_dad’s name to sus_clone_brother

Sus_clone_brother: Jesse!

Sus_togruta_lady: I…. I am speechless and don’t know what to say.

The_smart_one: Is Rex really that breathtaking?

Sus_clone_brother: Fives… I am warning you. 😡

Sus_togruta_lady: Someone remind me HOW we got to talking about this? 🤔

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: I believe I called you mom. SORRY!

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA SNIPS TANO! PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY HALF OF TORRENT CO IS SHIPPING YOU AND REX!!

Sus_togruta_lady: YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE! Also, that’s not my middle name, Skyguy.

Sus_clone_brother: That’s my girl.

The_smart_one: WhAt 😳 YoUr GiRl?

Sus_clone_brother: OH NO. Ahsoka…. RUN!

Sus_togruta_lady: I HAVETH MY DIGNITY! I SHALT NOT RUNETH!

Thechosen_none: I am so confused now

Jesse_the_best: Commander, did you just use TH words?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: it’s called Shakespearean, Jess.

Jesse_the_best: 🖕

Ahsoka’s_favorite: ECHO! Jesse just did bad sign language.

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: Thanks for addressing that vod’ika.

Ahsoka’s_favorite: ☺️

the_smart_one changed sus_togruta_lady’s username to REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND

 

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: FIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEESSSSS!

 

the_smart_one changed sus_clone_brother’s username to SEXY_REXY

 

SEXY_REXY: FIVES… THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!

The_smart_one: Try me b*tch 🖕

SEXY_REXY: I’M COMING FOR YOU NOW!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: GO REXY!

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA TANO! WHAT IS GOING ONE BETWEEN YOU AND REX!? TELL ME NOW YOUNG LADY!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Try me b*tch 🖕

The_smart_one: That’s my line!

The_smart_one: ECHO, VOD! HELP ME!!!!!!!

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: Naaaahhh, ur on ur own.

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA! I’M COMING FOR YOU! YOU LITTLE SH*T!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: YOU’LL NEVER FINDETH ME SKYGUY!

Thechosen_none: TAKE YOUR SHIELDS DOWN AND REVEL YOUR PRESENCE NOW SNIPS!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: MAKE ME!

general_kenobi has joined the chat

Ahsoka’s_favorite: Hi General Kenobi!

General_kenobi: Hello there Tup.

General_kenobi: Since when is Ahsoka Rex’s girlfriend?
The_smart_one: Since I made it so!

SEXY_REXY: I’M STILL COMING FOR YOU FIVES!

The_smart_one: LMFAO!

Ahsoka’s_favorite: I still don’t know what the F means.

Thechosen_none: MASTER! HELP ME FIND AHSOKA!!!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: YOU SHALT NEVERTH FINDETH ME! TRIETH YOU MIGHTETH. BUT YOu NEVERTH SHALT!

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA, ENOUGH WITH THE TH WORDS!

General_kenobi: Would someone like to explain to me what’s going on?

Jesse_the_best: Fives started shipping Rex and Ahsoka and now we have chaos. That’s the gist of it, General Kenobi, sir.

General_kenobi: I see. We shall see how this plays out. It is actually quite entertaining. Oh, and Anakin. I’m not helping you find your padawan.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: HA! HE LIKETH ME MORETH THAN THOU SKYGUY!

Thechosen_none: AHSOKA I SWEAR IF YOU DON”T STOP RIGHT NOW!

General_kenobi: She might be right, Anakin

. REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: THE GRANDMASTER HATH ADMITTED IT!

The_smart_one: Ahsoka, will YOU help me??

SEXY_REXY: Fives, don’t even…

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Sorry Fives, I am also currently being hunted.

The_smart_one: DANG IT! I SEE HIM!

SEXY_REXY: I’M COMING!!!!!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: LMAOTH SRYTH NOTETH SRYTH

Thechosen_none: GOT YA SNIP!! HAHAHAHA
REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: REX HELPETH MEE!

SEXY_REXY: I AM TRYING TO CATCH FIVES BABE!

Jesse_the_best: bAbE??

SEXY_REXY: 🤦OOPS SORRY BABE, I BLEW OUR COVER!

The_smart_one: HE ADMITS IT!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: RREEEEEEEEEXXXX YOU LITTLE SH*T. I”M COMING FOR YOU!

General_kenobi: Perfect entertainment. 👌

Thechosen_none: MASTERRRRRR

General_kenobi: Sorry not sorry Anakin. This is payback for your years as a padawan.

commander_cody has joined the chat

Commander_cody: WHAT THE KRIFFING HELLS!

SEXY_REXY: ORI’VOD HELP!

Commander_cody: WITH WHAT?

SEXY_REXY: MY GIRLFRIEND IS CHASING ME!

Commander_cody: so?

SEXY_REXY: SHE’S SCARY WHEN SHE’S MAD!

Commander_cody: also, since when is Ahsoka your girlfriend?

The_smart_one: I”M FREEEEEE!

SEXY_REXY: WHO KRIFFING CARES! HELP!!!

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: CAPTAIN REX.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: WHEN I FINDETH YOU

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: YOU ARETH SOETH DEADTH

Jesse_the_best: she’s doing it again. 🙄

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: SHUTH UPTH JESSE. I HAVETH A CAPTAIN TO FINDETH.

SEXY_REXY: 😳

SEXY_REXY: cody

SEXY_REXY: please

SEXY_REXY: help

SEXY_REXY: me

Commander_cody: no lmfao

Ahsoka’s_favorite: I STILL don’t know what the F means.

Jesse_the_best: You’re never gonna find out kid.

General_kenobi: Ahsoka, dear…

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Yes Master?

General_kenobi: You're my favorite. Don’t tell Anakin.

Thechosen_none: This is a group chat Obi Wan.

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: I’m back, what I miss? Jesse?

Jesse_the_best: Rex is no longer after Fives. Mom, is chasing Dad. General Kenobi and Mom are conspiring against General Skywalker. How abt u?

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: Oh, okay. I’m good.

Combat_medic_kix: Jesse, I’m concerned.

The_smart_one: Where’d the love birds go?

SEXY_REXY: YOU’LL NEVER KNOW! RIGHT BABE?

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: RIGHTETH YOU ARE REXY!

Everyone collectively: 🤯👀

Thechosen_none: SNIPS. WHERE ARE YOU.

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: WOULDN'T THOU LIKETH TO KNOWETH

Commander_cody: Rex, vod, are you two actually together or are you just messing with everyone?

SEXY_REXY: …

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: …

The_smart_one: THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING

Jesse_the_best: They're definitely together

Ahsoka's_favorite_also: Wait, so Mom and Dad are actually Mom and Dad?

Combat_medic_kix: Hardcase, that's not how that works

Ahsoka's_favorite_also: Oh

General_kenobi: This is truly delightful. Anakin, are you alright?

Thechosen_none: NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT

Thechosen_none: MY PADAWAN IS DATING MY CAPTAIN

Thechosen_none: AND MY MASTER THINKS IT'S FUNNY

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: 1. I'm not "dating" anyone officially 2. Rex isn't YOUR captain, he's THE captain 3. Master Kenobi IS right, this is funny

The_smart_one: "not dating anyone OFFICIALLY" 👀👀👀

Thechosen_none: yeah snips, what’s that supposed to mean?

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: NONETH OF YOURETH BEESWAXETH

SEXY_REXY: DAMN RIGHT BABESOKA!

The_smart_one: bAbEsOkA? 👀

Commander_cody: "Babesoka"? Really, vod?

SEXY_REXY: You got a problem with that, Codes?

Commander_cody: Actually no, it's kind of cute

SEXY_REXY: 😊

Thechosen_none: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: NOBODYETH ASKEDTH THOU SKYGUY

General_kenobi: Anakin, perhaps you should meditate on this

Thechosen_none: MEDITATE?? OBI-WAN SHE'S 16

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: And he's a perfect gentleman, so calm down

The_smart_one: PERFECT GENTLEMAN??? Tell us EVERYTHING

Jesse_the_best: Fives is literally taking notes rn isn't he

The_smart_one: You're damn right I am 📝

Ahsoka's_favorite: What's happening now?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: Still don't worry about it, Tup

Ahsoka's_favorite: Oh, okay… I’m confused Echo.

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: HE GIVETH ME FOOTETH RUBSETH AFTERTH LONGETH CAMPAINETHS AND BRINGS ME FLOWERSETH WHEN I AM SADETH!

SEXY_REXY: AHSOKA

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: OOPSETH

The_smart_one: FOOT RUBS???? FLOWERS????

Jesse_the_best: Captain "Perfect Gentleman" Rex strikes again

Commander_cody: Rex, you OLD ROMANTIC

SEXY_REXY: 😳😳😳

Thechosen_none: I'M GOING TO BE SICK

General_kenobi: That's actually quite sweet, Rex

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: REXY I'M SORYTH I SLIPPEDETH AGAINETH

SEXY_REXY: It's okay babe, the damage is done

Combat_medic_kix: So they ARE together

Ahsoka's_favorite_also: This is adorable actually

The_smart_one: Rex, how long has this been going on?

SEXY_REXY: …

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: …

The_smart_one: THE SILENCE RETURNS

Thechosen_none: REX. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

SEXY_REXY: Soka, help!

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: LMAOTH NOETH!

SEXY_REXY: PLEASE BABY!

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: LMAOTH NOETH!

SEXY_REXY: AHSOKA. PLEASE!!

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: LMAOTH NOETH!

Jesse_the_best: I’m sitting right next to Commander Tano right now. She’s just copying and pasting.

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: JESSEETH YOU TRAITORETH

Jesse_the_best: Sorry Commander, but this is too funny

SEXY_REXY: You're sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HER and won't help me??

Jesse_the_best: Nope 😂

The_smart_one: JESSE WHERE ARE THEY

Jesse_the_best: The mess hall

Thechosen_none: ON MY WAY

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: JESSEETH I AM GOING TO KILLETH YOU

SEXY_REXY: Soka we need to RUN

REX'S_GIRL_FRIEND: RIGHTETH!

Jesse_the_best: They just bolted out of here holding hands

Commander_cody: HOLDING HANDS??

The_smart_one: HOLDING. HANDS.

Ahsoka's_favorite_also: That's so cute!

Combat_medic_kix: Jesse, describe everything. For medical records.

Jesse_the_best: "Medical records" sure Kix

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Officially off the Record

the_smart_one: I know where they are!!

Commander_cody: WHERE!?

the_smart_one: in the training salle Hardcase blew up. I'm here too. They don’t know I’m here.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Fives. I think you forgot that Rex and I are on the chat too. We can basically hear you snitching on us.

SEXY_REXY: yeah, sry not sry vod.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Rex! THAT’S MY LINETH

Jesse_the_best: AND HERE WE GO AGAIN!

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: Fives. I will mourn your death, and on your death certificates it will read: killed by his own ego and hubris.

Jesse_the_best: Lmao! 🤣

the_smart_one: ✌️peace out brothers. I’m going dark.

Ahsoka’s_favorite: FIVES! DON’T LEAVE MEEEEE

combat_medic_kix: I’m not cleaning that up

thechosen_none: SNIPS MURDER IS NOT THE JEDI WAY

REX”S_GIRL_FRIEND: SO? YOUETH MURDERETH PEOPLETH ALLETH THE TIMETH!

jesse_the_best: she’s doing it again. 🤨🙄

general_kenobi: Ahsoka, I believe your master is having a state of mental shock. He’s not speaking. You have my utmost gratitude.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: Love you Master Kenobi!

general_kenobi: Love you back dear.

thechosen_none: M.. MASTER

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: SRYTH NOTETH SRYETH!

Jesse_the_best: Commander, it’s getting annoying.

REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND: So?

jesse_the_best changed REX’S_GIRL_FRIEND’s username to TH_word_advocate

TH_word_advocate: Really Jesse?

Jesse_the_best: Yes. *Cackling menacingly.*

TH_word_advocate: Master Kenobi? Is Anakin still broken?

General_kenobi: He’s actually trying to meditate. It’s very unAnakin like. You are a weapon Ahsoka.

TH_word_advocate: THANKETH THOU?

General_kenobi: It was a compliment.

TH_word_advocate: Oh. Okay. Thanks Master!

SEXY_REXY: WHere are we going next, Soka?

TH_word_advocate: IDK, don’t look at me.

TH_word_advocate: Anyone got eyes on Fives?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: He’s currently half stuck in a vent. I am getting blackmail material.

SEXY_REXY: He deserves it.

TH_word_advocate: DAMNETH RIGHTETH!

Jesse_the_best: Okay, now she’s just doing it to annoy me.

Commander_cody: Rex, vod, how long have you and Commander Tano been together.

SEXY_REXY: I’m not gonna tell YOU.

Commander_cody: Why?

SEXY_REXY: You refused to help me.

Commander_cody: fInE. HaVe iT YoUr wAy. Di’KuT.

Combat_medic_kix: Echo, let me know when Fives suffocates himself and I’ll send Coric. I am not dealing with that.

Combat_medic_coric has joined the chat.

 

Combat_medic_coric: Don’t listen to him Echo!

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: I was actually planning to stuff him the rest of the way in. You know, like one of those murder mysteries.

TH_word_advocate: GOODETH IDEAETH ECHO!

Jesse_the_best: O for KRIFFS SAKE. Commander, please stop.

TH_word_advocate: LMAOTH NOETH

Jesse_the_best: That was probably still on her clipboard. But it’s still KARKING annoying!
TH_word_advocate: JESSETH ISETH THETH MOSTETH FUNETH TOETH ANNOYETH!

Jesse_the_best: Fives. Could I join you in the vents?

the_smart_one: Sure.

Jesse_the_best: On my way. AHHH!

TH_word_advocate: GOTETH YAETH JESSETH!! LMAOETH!

Jesse_the_best: NOOOOO She’s trying to talk to me with the TH words in real life. AHHHHH.

TH_word_advocate: LMAOETH! LMAOETH! LMAOETH!

Jesse_the_best: REX COME GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

SEXY_REXY: Yeah. No. She’ll just bite me. She’s scary when she’s like that.

Commander_cody: THEN WHY THE KRIFF ARE YOU DATING HER?

SEXY_REXY: She’s nice. And she smells like Shili. And she makes good brownies.

TH_word_advocate: Aww. You like my brownies?

SEXY_REXY: Course Babe.

The_smart_one has changed SEXY_REXY’S username to brownie_boy

Brownie_boy: Really Fives?

The_smart_one: Lmao Yeah.

Commander_cody has changed th_word_advocate’s username to smells_like_shili

Smells_like_shili: I actually kinda like that Codes.
Commander_cody: Good.

Brownie_boy: HEY! DON’T USERNAME FLIRT WITH MY GIRL!

Commander_cody: PaYbAcK ReXtEr!

Brownie_boy: I hate you cody.

Commander_cody: You know you love me.

Jesse_the_best: EXCUSE ME! I’M GETTING TACKLED BY A TINY TOGRUTA COMMANDER!

Smells_like_shili: NOBODYETH CARESETH JESSETH!

Commander_cody: She’s right Jess.

Smells_like_shili: Master Kenobi. You got an update on Anakin?

General_kenobi: He’s throwing a temper tantrum on the floor. He keeps saying how his brother is dating his sister and it’s weird.

Smells_like_shili: Okay. Nothing out of the ordinary.

General_kenobi: Exactly.

Commander_cody: This is normal?

Smells_like_shili: Yes

General_kenobi: Yes

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: Hey Mom? The baby is trying to figure out what the F means.

Smells_like_shili: Tup! Step away from the dictionary and leave the data pad on the floor!

Ahsoka’s_favorite: Ok mom.

Jesse_the_best: Why are we still calling her mom?

Smells_like_shili: SHUTETH UPETH JESSETH!

Jesse_the_best: *Dying of annoyance.*

The_smart_one: echo, will you help me?

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: no lmfao

The_smart_one: PLEASE? THE METAL IS DIGGING INTO MY HIPS!

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: no lmfao

The_smart_one: ECCHHHOOOOO

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: no lmfao

Jesse_the_best: are you just copy pasting like the Commander.

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: no lmfao

Jesse_the_best: he is.

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: learned from the best! @smells_like_shili

Smells_like_shili: THANKS ECHO! <3

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: You’re welcome Mom!

Jesse_the_best: THAT’S IT! I’M OUT!! *FLINGS COMMANDER TANO*

Smells_like_shili: ow

Brownie_boy: Jesse. What. Did. You. Do.

Jesse_the_best: oh no

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: Jesse’s death certificate: died by TH words and Dad’s hand. Fives’ death certificate: Died by ego, hubris, and suffocation.

Brownie_boy: I’m coming for you Jesse! Kix, go make sure my girlfriend is alright!

Combat_medic_kix: on it captain.

General_kenobi: Ahsoka dear, are you alright?

Smells_like_shili: no

Combat_medic_kix: does anything hurt?

Smells_like_shili: my shakespearean heart and my wrist.

Jesse_the_best: how are you typing?

Smells_like_shili: I HAVETH TWOETH WRISTETHS JESSETH!

the_ACTUAL_smart_one: she’s really laying it on thick Jess.

Jesse_the_best: @smells_like_shili: are you alright?

Smells_like_shili: no. It hurts.

Combat_medic_kix: I’m on my way, Soka.

Smells_like_shili: ok

Jesse_the_best: I’m going to die. Aren’t I?

Brownie_boy: damn right you are.

Jesse_the_best: before I go, I want to apologize, Soka. I didn’t mean to hurt you.

Smells_like_shili: thanks Jess.

Jesse_the_best: you can use the TH words again. Please use the TH words again.

Smells_like_shili: my thumbs are too sore. I’ll be okay Jess.

Combat_medic_kix: just a sprained wrist.

Jesse_the_best: thank the force. I’m still dead tho?

Brownie_boy: Soka?

Smells_like_shili: It’s okay. Leave him be. I’ll get him later, when I’m not in pain.

Jesse_the_best: Soka. I’m so sorry.

Smells_like_shili: I know. It’s okay Jess, I was being annoying.

Jesse_the_best: No. It’s not okay. I flung you and now you’re hurt.

Brownie_boy: JuSt ShUt uP aNd aCcEpT yOur FoRgIvNeSs JeSsE

The_smart_one: HELLO STILL HERE! IN THE VENTS. Also, are you okay Commander?

Smells_like_shili: I will be. Master Kenobi?

General_kenobi: Anakin appears to be asleep. Or meditating. Or ignoring me. I’m betting on either the first or last ones.

Smells_like_shili: hehe. Jesse, as payment for hurting me, go unstuck Fives.

Brownie_boy: Why would you want to unstuck Fives?

Smells_like_shili: was gonna do it myself, now I get to pass the burden on to Jesse.
Jesse_the_best: I take the burden humbly Commander.

Smells_like_shili: <3

Smells_like_shili: OOOO 501st blue splint. Nice Kix.

Combat_medic_kix: glad you like it.

Smells_like_shili: I am calling a meeting in the common room once Fives is unstuck. HEHEHEHEHE

The_smart_one: oh no

 

Smells_like_shili: Alright. I called this meeting for two reasons. Reason one: Rex and I are dating.

The_smart_one: YESSSSS

Smells_like_shili: Two: we are here to discuss Fives’ punishment for starting this entire mess.

The_smart_one: Technically, General Skywalker started the groupchat, and Hardcase started the whole thing by calling you MOM.

Ahsoka’s_favorite_also: HEYYYYYY!

Smells_like_shili: SHUTETH UPETH BOTHETH OFETH YOUETH!

Jesse_the_best: 😁

Smells_like_shili: the punishment is Fives has to carry me around on his shoulders until my wrist heals while I order everyone around.

Jesse_the_best: using TH words

Smells_like_shili: yes.

The_smart_one: kriff.

Thechosen_none: Master? Snips? What the kriff is going on… SNIPS ARE YOU OKAY?

Smells_like_shili: Yes Master…. Keep up.

general_kenobi: LMFAO