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Bootyshaker9000
My beloved brethren. If I may inquire, which of you fiends stole my phone to add this application?

NeonLeonnn9000
lmao?? what the hell is this
did you make some discord knockoff??

Bootyshaker9000
Your false confusion does shall not trick me today, Nardo. There's about an 94% chance that you were responsible for this. How did you get my phone and what did you do to it, traitor.

loving father of 1
the fuck

NeonLeonnn9000
and whomst the hell are you????

loving father of 1
ur mom

NeonLeonnn9000
. i know you did not just

Bootyshaker9000
HAH. Owned, Nardo. OWNED.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
he's been waiting for this moment his whoooole life bromigo

NeonLeonnn9000
ok ill give you that. but it also doesnt?? answer my question?? what is this and who are you

loving father of 1
bold of you to assume id give my name to some rando on the internet. especially "neonleon" and """bootyshaker9000"""

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
raaaaaaaaaaaph we just got here y r you being so meanies ☹️
put some respect on the bootyshakers man ‼️ 💯

loving father of 1
what did i literally just say about sharing my name. not even TWO seconds ago

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
😗soz dude
pls dont kill me

loving father of 1
you are so unbelievably lucky im feeding chompy rn.
sleep with one eye OPEN tonight

Bootyshaker9000
As intriguing as this conversation is, my initial inquiry stands unanswered. Who added this app to my phone and why?
And do NOT say "your mom" again. I will smite you with the force of a neutron star.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
your mom again

Bootyshaker9000
You are dead to me "Pizza Luvrrr". Dead to me. Sleep with both eyes open tonight.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
😔

NeonLeonnn9000
in the spirit of getting back at you. LMAO. OWNED
but also tello i dont think that one of us added this

Bootyshaker9000
Incredible analysis, how could you possibly have come to that conclusion?
He said without a hint of sarcasm.

loving father of 1
man fuck this. im out

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
RPAH NOOOO!!! I NEED YOU HEREEEEE
I'M LOST WITHOUT YOUUUUUU

smoooothdonatello
aht the acuhntal hell

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
oh nevermind don is here <3 bye raph idc

loving father of 1
🖕

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
omg!! guys did you make new friends while i was out!! what is this!!!!

smoooothdonatello
gohmygord isthihsn what i whthjn it gjis??????

NeonLeonnn9000
respecfully. was that english

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
hes asking if this is what he thinks it is
which is crazy
imagine thinking

NeonLeonnn9000
mood

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
👉 🙂‍↕️ 👉

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
OH I JJUST READ NAMES!!! FELLOW PIZZA FAN???

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
HELL YEAH DUDE
PIZZA IS THE BOMB YO

NeonLeonnn9000
fave flavor rn 🔫

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
DUDE!! YOU CANT ASK ME THAT
every version of pizza is amazing 🍕🍕🍕‼️ 💥

smoooothdonatello
djhoiuhfioaljhwfmjnmm,../,.m,,m,m

Bootyshaker9000
Pardon me. Is your name actually Donatello?
And you have a brother named Raph?

NeonLeonnn9000
dooooooont care. fave flavor NOW 🔫

smoooothdonatello
if i am understandfiugn this coreeytbhlcy. whuihcfvai i manight be. thirusd maybw an cauitghal working alionk beftwetn two alktnekrate unveirabehrse thatns cna bejf auishne dto cmoiitunate hnui realk tiem
do yoiuyevjdnetrand tht PTOSIIBTILKRYE AT HAFHKJS
BY NEWTONS beARD

NeonLeonnn9000
somehow even less comprehensible than before

Bootyshaker9000
What a big word for you!

NeonLeonnn9000
shut 🤏

loving father of 1
don. please tell me you're kidding
i cant do this shit again
PLEASE tell me you're kidding

NeonLeonnn9000
im sorry, that was READABLE??

Bootyshaker9000
Didn't you say you were exiting this conversation?

loving father of 1
🖕

Bootyshaker9000
Understandable. Have a good day.

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
wait! omg!!
are you guys US?? (＃°Д°)

Bootyshaker9000
WHAT.

smoooothdonatello
WE;VE ANSDMAUWBVG TO EXFRATBSLKHGI A CONNGECTIPJN BETWREEN TMUT,LIKVERSES!!!

NeonLeonnn9000
PLEASE translate

loving father of 1
he says we've established a connection between teh multiverse.
again.
kms

NeonLeonnn9000
oh word?
neat
don's going to be insane about this for the next three hours.

Bootyshaker9000
IN ALL OF MY YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH I HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF THE MULTIVERSE. I HAVE SPENT SO MANY YEARS ATTEMPTING TO BRIDGE THE GAP THAT LIES IN THE SEAMS OF OUR REALITIES, AND LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE!! OBSERVE THE MAGNIFICENCE!! MY MULTIVERSAL THEORY HAS BEEN PROVEN CORRECT!!!! Not only that, but a means of communication has already been established in such a convenient and wonderful manner; it's all of my greatest wishes realised in a tiny iPhone application!
I AM SO
wait did you say again

loving father of 1
tldr

NeonLeonnn9000
hes excited. go figure

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
THIS IS SO COOL
IS PIZZA LOVER THE OTHER ME??
it makes so much sense, only another version of mikey would understand the love that i have for new york cuisine. the sheer awesomeness of pizza
AAA IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD COOK TOGETHER!! OR PAINT!! OR DO!!
omigoshhhhhh ﾉ(≧∇≦)ﾉ

NeonLeonnn9000
okay okay guys this is cool nd all but we dont' actually know. for sure. that this is legit
lets CALM
lets be normal

R.A.P.H
leo, you've never been normal
why is raph's phone going off so much? is somethig happening?

NeonLeonnn9000
rude 🙄

loving father of 1
. what an inspired name

R.A.P.H
oh thank you !!! it's my name, but it stands for Red Angel of Preventing Harm :D mikey helped me come up with it!!

loving father of 1
...okay??

smoooothdonatello
guys i think im having a stroke

loving father of 1
????

NeonLeonnn9000
hello??? lmao????
dude r u good?????

loving father of 1
im coming over dont fuckin die

Bootyshaker9000
I am experiencing every stage of Nirvana. I have ascended into a higher plane. Brothers, do not come for me, you will not understand my state of euphoria.

loving father of 1
leo could never

NeonLeonnn9000
um??? rude???
dude what is that even supposed to mean 😭

loving father of 1
not you
nevermind. fuck off
i dont have to explain myself

NeonLeonnn9000
my bad for existing then ig 😭

R.A.P.H
ok this is derailing
can someone explain what's goin on please

NeonLeonnn9000
read up big bro

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
RAPHIE!!! THEY'RE US!!!

R.A.P.H
say what now

Bootyshaker9000
Raphael. Brother mine. We have accessed the multiverse.
(Complimentary jazz hands)

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
the ✨multiverse✨

R.A.P.H
we WHAT

NeonLeonnn9000
yeah im not totally buying it but. we're having a fun time and nobody has died yet so! just roll with it

R.A.P.H
just roll with it?? guys how did this even happen!

Bootyshaker9000
I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA!!! I am attempting to hack into the code of this app currently and it's been exceedingly difficult- which lends more credibility to its authenticity. There is no code that I can't crack.

NeonLeonnn9000
is that logic logicing

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
I GOT IT

NeonLeonnn9000
oh damn hey wb

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
HI OTHER ME!!!

Bootyshaker9000
You know how to hack it?!?

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
MY FAVOURITE PIZZA FLAVOR

NeonLeonnn9000
OH WORD

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
!!!!! OMG YEAH!!!!

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
marshmellows, anchovies, sprinkles and lemon juice!!

Bootyshaker9000
. Pardon me. What.

NeonLeonnn9000
aha so you're a jokester
love that for you
okay but what's your actual favourite

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
that's it dude!! its such a good blend of flavors dudeeee

dr delicate touch ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ
What.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
it's like experiencing a new emotion
actually the most epic pizza ive ever made
second only to my pizza shakes bro!!! 🍕
wbu other me? whats ur fave!!

dr delicate touch ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ
Michelangelo. I will say this one time. And one time only.
If you ever disrespect the name of pizza like by speaking such filth ever again I am disowning you. I will come for you. I have ripped apart the space time continuum before and I will do it again.
Sleep with three eyes open tonight.

loving father of 1
we havent even been here for an hour how are you already making so many enemies

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
D

NeonLeonnn9000
damn angelo
i think you killed him

dr delicate touch ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ
Good.

FearlessLeader
What is this?

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
i told you man!!! interdimensional turtle chat!!!!

FearlessLeader
Right. That.
The very believable story about how we all got added to a random group chat on an unknown application that was anonymously installed onto our phones. Sure.

NeonLeonnn9000
YOO LAST GUY
HEY OTHER ME
took your time to log on

FearlessLeader
I don't know what you think you're doing here, but you aren't going to fool me. How did you get access to our tech?

NeonLeonnn9000
well you're taking this wayyy seriously
what stopping me from thinking you're the one trying to hack us?

FearlessLeader
Why would we be trying to hack you?

NeonLeonnn9000
why would WE be trying to hack YOU?

FearlessLeader
....

smoooothdonatello
leo i thngikm this ig legt

FearlessLeader
How?

smoooothdonatello
the code bghnidn this isnt' krangg tech and its far befyong anythjin that the remnebfnt of the foot could cme up with. the most i gotuld imagnie thins tatinths teck mu a thrid partyu0 buyt who would be usng it to get to us?

FearlessLeader
With our luck? It could very well be God that's after us.

NeonLeonnn9000
mood
wait i just realised that we have the same profile
actually none of us have pfps this is TRAGIC. WHY ARE WE NAKED

Bootyshaker9000
You only just realised?

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
broooo how are you doing the sideways letters thing

FearlessLeader
How is this at all relevant to the conversation?

NeonLeonnn9000
it's not. lmao

Bootyshaker9000
Respectfully, you will simply have to cope.
This is how we do things.

FearlessLeader
...
I've been coping my whole life, I can manage.
I still want answers

NeonLeonnn9000
I CAN GIVE YOU SOME
so long as donnie helps me changemy pfp
don come over

Bootyshaker9000
I'm busy.

NeonLeonnn9000
ur polishing ur titanium bust of urself. that does not count as being busy
COMEOVER

Bootyshaker9000
Reluctant sigh. If my enemy insists

FearlessLeader
Why does he type like he's in a roleplay??

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FearlessLeader
Who are you?

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
hi!!! i'm mikey (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
he's me!!!
like, me but smaller and scarier!!

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
cuter too <3

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
YOU WISH

smoooothdonatello
mayeb we can [rocetdure some ofoof to aetke it eaiser to bekeuven that waere actualily communfisateing with an aktenrnate unkvoierse

FearlessLeader
What kind of proof?

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
ooh!! i can send you guys a picture of us :D
but only if you send one back!!

loving father of 1
that seems hella unsafe. from like. a privacy perspective

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
hi raph !!

loving father of 1
...hi
do you guys not know basic internet safety

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
it's not unsafe if its literally us :)

FearlessLeader
The whole point is that we don't know if you guys are actually... us. Or not.

smoooothdonatello
also the imageins could eb fake
i dont know hte quality of the technoligy you guys awre workign iwht outside of it ebing potentially powerfl enogh to let you breah multiverses

FearlessLeader
So it means nothing.

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
:(

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
do ya think lava tastes spicy?

R.A.P.H
why was THAT the message i got online to

FearlessLeader
Please do NOT eat lava.

smoooothdonatello
actualy, sicjwcliava is molten wathx, it woul probalby taste really balnd and dudty

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
you are the only one who understands me.

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
where did you get the lava??

loving father of 1
WHAT LAVA.

smoooothdonatello
i leftgn you aloe for lijke 10 minitens pleast dont have spintenaiiotuslhy created someting lavaliek in my lab
if ypv'e done something in threr i swear i WILL eat the cat

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
You What :D

R.A.P.H
YOU WAHT????

NeonLeonnn9000
why was that the first string of words you spelt correctly

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
OMIGOSH LEO YOU HAVE A PROFILE PICTURE
I WANT A PROFILE PICTURE

loving father of 1
can we getback to the LAVA

FearlessLeader
can we get back to my question?
I still haven't gotten an answer!

NeonLeonnn9000
dude you ogt an answer to what this chat is literally immediately
the fact tat you didnt believe it s a YOU problem <3

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
DONNIT PUT DOWN ICE CREAM KITTY
I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE AND MY RAD NINJA SKILLS
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

smoooothdonatello
GET OUT OF MY LAB

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
I WASN'T IN UR LAB!!!!!

loving father of 1
SO WHERE DID THE LAVA COME FROM

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
THERE WAS NO LAVA

loving father of 1
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ABOUT LAVA???????

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
IT LOOKED YUMMY 😭 💔

R.A.P.H
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

FearlessLeader
This is why nothing ever gets done in this house.

Bootyshaker9000
I have procured proof for your observation, dear alternates!

loving father of 1
why do you look like that.

R.A.P.H
like what?

loving father of 1
like THAT
and why are you wearing clothes??
why are you HUGE. hello. are you supposed to be me???

FearlessLeader
Well that has to be fake. Raph could never be that tall

loving father of 1
🖕

FearlessLeader
Very mature

loving father of 1
like a short joke is the height of maturity. kys

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
pun intended 😋

loving father of 1
pun NOT intended

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
WAIT OMG
IS THECAT OKAY????
DID DONNIE EAT THE CAT???

Bootyshaker9000
Is other-me also more carnivorous than a regular turtle? I can't say I've ever eaten a cat before, but when hunger calls...

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
donnie did NOT eat the cat

smoooothdonatello
dansd mukeh did not eay any lvaa

loving father of 1
thank god.
ive watched him eat radioactive worm juice before. i wouldnt put it past him

NeonLeonnn9000
I CANT EVEN JOKE ABOUT DONNIE'S SHITTY SPELLING. I KEEP GETTING CAUGHT OFF GUARD
WDYM????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
it was high in nutrients!!! and an easy source of food in dimension x!!
yall are just haters fr 😔

FearlessLeader
Well this has been thoroughly unproductive.
@BootyShaker9000 can you prove that the photo you sent is real?

NeonLeonnn9000
paranoid much?

FearlessLeader
Can you blame me?

loving father of 1
yes

FearlessLeader
Shut.

smoooothdonatello
if the picture is a real one, the rdifrernt cebwteswen aour inuiversers are more stark than i in itally imagined

NeonLeonnn9000
what does italy have to do with this

smoooothdonatello
are ou gongg to keep insulting my spelling fo rhte rest of my time here

NeonLeonnn9000
dude. have you seen how MY donnie types??
ur typing is the weirdest thing thats happened in this chat BY FAR

Bootyshaker9000
I can provide answers regarding our universes likely differences as well as the authenticity of my photo, but it will likely take a while.

smoooothdonatello
im all ears

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
bro,,, we dont have ears

smoooothdonatello
yes mikey, we do still have ears. tey're kust not o the outside like uman ears are

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
🤯 🤯 🤯

Bootyshaker9000
If I may?

FearlessLeader
Go ahead.

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
uofate. laav tasgtes lkihe rocks . and pain

Bootyshaker9000
And therefore! My reality is both proven to exist, and the photograph is counted as scientific evidence. Any questions?

loving father of 1
seems legit

Bootyshaker9000
You did not read a single word of that, did you?

loving father of 1
not even the first three. thanks though
im sure don had a field day

smoooothdonatello
seems legit

Bootyshaker9000
...That's it?

loving father of 1
what do you want from us man. we're just Here
not like it's the first time we've talked to other versions of us

Bootyshaker9000
Well then! Deeply disappointing reactions aside, I hope you all feel more confident in the legitimacy of this chat
Looks inconspicuously at Leonardo

FearlessLeader
Seriously, why do you type like you're roleplaying?

Bootyshaker9000
To add variety to the chatfic.

FearlessLeader
What?

Bootyshaker9000
What?
Anyways.

FearlessLeader
??

smoooothdonatello
i will discet this sfter ive jad morr acorfee. expect a dm wothin the followiong hours, ither me

NeonLeonnn9000
acorfee <3

smoooothdonatello
im oging to steal your eye and lend it ot mieky

NeonLeonnn9000
D:

FearlessLeader
Donnie you're not having any more coffee today.

smoooothdonatello
thats whst you thikn

FearlessLeader
Donatello.

smoooothdonatello
dotn mom voice at mw i can hear it oer the text
stop that

loving father of 1
did your guys mikey also fall asleep or

NeonLeonnn9000
oh yeah he's out like a light
but that's mostly because of the whole. drinking lava thing
(he's fine)
(probably)

smoooothdonatello
i srill dontknow if you gsys are bing serious aboit tghat

Bootyshaker9000
I can assure you, we are being entirely serious!
Although he does genuinely appear to be fine. Mutantion and all that.

smoooothdonatello
thats
thsts not hiw thay works??

NeonLeonnn9000
mmmmm pretty sure it is
had the whole. beaten into a pulp thing before. but i also just Got Good, so as a resounding expert i say that actually it DOES work like that

FearlessLeader
See I'd agree but it took me three months to "Get Good". And at that point I don't think I can say it's the mutation. Just... regular healing

loving father of 1
hey can we Not Talk About This

FearlessLeader
-_-
Fine. Whatever

Bootyshaker9000
Thank god. On a significantly more important note
I can't help but notice that you all have yet to change a single profile picture. Or send a photo in turn!

FearlessLeader
We didn't agree to that.

NeonLeonnn9000
dudeeeeeee omg i wanna see what i look like
what you look like?
this feels. confusing

loving father of 1
yeah it doesn't get better

NeonLeonnn9000
thanks man

loving father of 1
👍

R.A.P.H
raph would like to know what you all look like!

loving father of 1
have you been lurking here the whole time

R.A.P.H
yes! and also no. ive been off screaming into a pillow too

loving father of 1
...
fair

smoooothdonatello
raph you ave a good photo of ys in yoyr room
jst send yhat one

loving father of 1
its not that good of a photo

smoooothdonatello
its gokd ebough. who cares

loving father of 1
shouldnt we use smth more recent

smoooothdonatello
why are you arguomg wagainst senfing a phot o literakly up on ur wall

loving father of 1
im not against it
plus im not even in it

FearlessLeader
Raph where are you right now.

NeonLeonnn9000
oooooooooooh 👀
someones in troubleeeeeeee
oooooooooooh

Bootyshaker9000
Oooooh?

FearlessLeader
Raph when did you leave the lair

loving father of 1
okay
so
listen

smoooothdonatello
actualy no seriously when dik you get out hello
you dint set off myumotion sensors
raph wjere are yiu???

loving father of 1
aha look at the time the. uh. pigeons are hungry. i gtg

FearlessLeader
Raphael.

NeonLeonnn9000
dude you've full named ur brothers twicve in the past five minutes can you like. chill out

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
WHOI SI SPEAKING INMY ROOM

FearlessLeader
What?

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
THER ABRPEOPLE TLAKING MY ROOM YO
THEYRE SAYING THINGKS1!1!!!1 THE THINGS THAT YOUR'RE WRTITING BRO
THEY KNOW

smoooothdonatello
?????????????????

Bootyshaker9000
You mean they're. Reading the chat out loud.

FearlessLeader
I'm coming over don't move

NeonLeonnn9000
why is something always happenin over there
damn

Bootyshaker9000
I didn't think anybody could be dumber than my dum-dum brothers. And yet.

NeonLeonnn9000
hey! that's almost a compliment! i'll take it!

Bootyshaker9000
It wasn't.

NeonLeonnn9000
too bad!
donnie can we change mikey and raph's pfps

Bootyshaker9000
They can do it themselves.

loving father of 1
raph doesn't know how?

NeonLeonnn9000
yeah donnie. raph doesn't know how

Bootyshaker9000
I take back my previous statement. You are all still the dumbest turtles I know

NeonLeonnn9000
we're the only turtles you know

Bootyshaker9000
Not anymore, brother mine!
We now know of twice the amount of turtles that we did prior! Thus, you being the dumbest turtle I know means that you are twice as stupid as you were before!

NeonLeonnn9000
that's?? so not how that works??

Bootyshaker9000
I'm sorry are you the genius of our group?

NeonLeonnn9000
im smart enough to know that that doesn't make any sense <3

Bootyshaker9000
Or dumb enough to assume it

R.A.P.H
guys how do i change my profile picture?

NeonLeonnn9000
one moment

Bootyshaker9000
One moment.

FearlessLeader
Update. Mikey is fine.

Bootyshaker9000
Let me guess. Narrator?

smoooothdonatello
he tirned thr narrator on on hid phome. and thrn got scared by tge thoight he was haunted vy drmons that were reafing hos trxt messages and search histiry

NeonLeonnn9000
LMAO

FearlessLeader
And naturally he scared both of us. For no good reason.
I had to get up. On my bad leg. Out of my comfy spot on the couch
Because Mikey turned on the narrator.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
IM SORRY DUDES

FearlessLeader
I don't care. Go find Raph

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
BUT ITS FREEZING OUT THERE 😭😭😭
leoooooo i dont wanna go outtttttt

FearlessLeader
One of us had to go find him eventually. You just so happened to volunteer

smoooothdonatello
also mr and lkeo are busy doinf our own thungs

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
you guys aren't doing anything!!!

FearlessLeader
We're doing very important things. Like going back to lie on the couch. Because Knee.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
🙁

smoooothdonatello
and im fixing yhe heatong and working ton tryinh to figure out hiw this group xhat spontaneously came into existance
mostly beacuse gtoup chats usually dont spontaneoulsy cime into existance

Bootyshaker9000
A puzzling prognostication.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
☹️

FearlessLeader
Get out, Mikey.

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
sniff.... i see how it is.....
my whole family.... turning their backs on me
FIEN then. i'll leave 💔

smoooothdonatello
buy somw pizza whilr you're out

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
ooh!! i want pizza (≧∇≦)ﾉ

NeonLeonnn9000
Where Did You Come From

smoooothdonatello
wrent you asleep?

Bootyshaker9000
Yes. Yes he was.

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
i heard pizza :3

smoooothdonatello
dkd you aldo have narrator on or

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
what's narrator?

FearlessLeader
How did you hear us talking about pizza? Over text?

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
I Heard It.

NeonLeonnn9000
.......oooooookay man

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
i also heard!! new pfps!!
AND you guys need to send us a photo of yourselves!!! dont think i forgot!!

Bootyshaker9000
You guys can change your profile pictures yourselves

dr feelings (u‿ฺu)
yeah but i want you to do it :(

Bootyshaker9000
...Reluctant sigh x2. Fine.
@R.A.P.H You come too.

NeonLeonnn9000
why is teh P and the H in raph's name touching
i dont like that

smoooothdonatello
why is
wgat

NeonLeonnn9000
they're like. too close
i hate it

FearlessLeader
Are you high?

NeonLeonnn9000
??? NO???
IVE NEVER TOUCHED A WEED IN MY LIFE

FearlessLeader
...That's. So specific. And honestly makes me think you've tried weed

NeonLeonnn9000
WHY WOULD YUOU?? ASK THAT???
omg do you do drugs
are YOU high????

FearlessLeader
Never consensually

NeonLeonnn9000
.
wh

pizza luvrrrr ✨😋🍕⭐🍍
hey so uh
guys
ifound raph