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It was a normal chaotic day in the killer’s cabin, but today.. Today was diffrent.!
Today was the day.
To prepare and kidnap 007n7, code name kidnap7andhopehedoesn’tgetangry.
Or for short “Team C00lkidd’s awesome plan!!”
And so, C00lkidd smiles confidently, looking at the killers with a wide smile, he puts his hands on his hips and announces. “Alright! Today’s the day we plan out my epic plan!!!!
“You know it's been only 5 hours right?”
“Shut up, anyways! First step of this epic plan.. Noli! He will track down my papa and tell John and 1x the coordinates!” C00lkidd smirks, acting like one of those spies in a cheesy spy movie.
“Do I really have a {Ch-Ch-o-o-Choice}?” Noli asks, he crosses his arms with a non-chalant look. He looks at 1x1x1x1, who was staring right back at him with all the hatred in their eyes. Noli quickly looks back in a bit of fear.
C00lkidd shakes his head in disagreement. “Nope! Anyways.. Mr/Miss 1x and Mr John doe will go take my papa out of his cabin and take him here while either me or noli does a round! That way we won’t get caught” C00lkidd smirks at that last part. Thinking he was a guinness.
“F̷1̷r̵5̷t̴,̶ ̵h̷0̶w̷ ̸W̸1̴l̷l̷ ̴w̴3̴ ̶n̵0̷3̷ ̸h̴3̷’̸5̶ ̶4̴l̵1̶v̴3̶?̸ ̸D̴1̴d̸n̸’̷t̸ ̴3̷l̶l̸1̴0̸t̷ ̶k̵1̷l̵l̴ ̸h̷1̵m̴?” John asks in confusion, curious to know if the plan will work.
“Ki kima (You’re seriously considering this)?”
“Because I overheard the 777 guy say papa is locked in his home! Meaning he’s safe!”
“I know this because I overheard some juicy information! You see the Mr hat man told the chicken man that my papa was inside his cabin probably sulking!” he chuckles.
“{O-0-O-Oh-Oh U-Uh}”
“Ki ki ma ki (thats dark)”
“S̸h̶0̴u̸l̵d̷ ̶w̴3̶ ̷l̷1̸k̸3̴ ̵4̴l̶s̵0̴ ̷c̸h̷3̵c̷k̴ ̴h̸1̴5̸ ̴m̷3̷n̷t̴4̸l̷ ̷h̴3̵4̷l̵t̶h̴ ̸4̵f̸t̴3̸r̵ ̵t̴h̵1̵5̴?”
“Good idea, anyways lets get onto this plan. N0li, show us the coordinates.” 1x commanded, pointing a finger at noli. “The sooner the better.”
Noli nods and begins to pull out the void star-fused command panel. He types a command and begins to locate the survivor’s cabin location. After locating and locating and locating for 2 straight hours, he found it. “It's 5 hours away to the left of our (cabin-in) down the blocked path, if you three–” he points at 1x, John, and Jason.
“--go when me or C00lkidd has a round with the survivors, which gives you 5 hours if me or C00lkidd (ser-ser-server-er-er.) (T-Tag!) (Slowl-lyy). 3 hours if you come back (r-ru-un-uni-ing-ng.)” he explains.
“G0t 1t”
“Okay..”
“Ki (oki)”
“Oooohh! That's a good plan!! So will we execute this?”
“1̵n̴ ̷9̵1̵ ̸R̶0̸u̷n̶d̸’̶5̵ ̷w̶h̶1̸c̵h̸ ̵1̵5̴ ̷1̸n̸ ̸1̵3̵ ̸d̷4̵y̴’̶5̷”
“So that settles! Enough time to prepare and get ready to do this super C00l Epic plan!” the kid cheers loudly, like he was on a sugar rush. “Team C00lkidd, we got this!! It's been a long time since I said that!” his demon tail wags in excitement.
“The kid is right for once”
“Hey!”
“ We should use this time to work-out or at-least practice executing this plan safely and accurately.”
“W̴3̴ ̶s̵h̴0̸u̸l̷d̴ ̴m̴4̵k̶3̸ ̷4̴ ̸r̷0̴0̶m̶ ̶4̸ ̷h̴1̷m̸”
“Ooo! Can I decorate it?”
“N̴0̸”
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Noli and Jason look at the trio with confusion.. 1x was a creature of hatred.. John was a rabid dog.. While C00lkidd was a flesh-humanoid child..
The two couldn’t help but smile, even though all of them were different in pasts, futures, and goals.. As killers they were caring towards one another, understanding that everyone was broken in their group.
“Hey! (d-don’t l-lea-ea-ve) me outta this!” Noli joins in.
“We should bake him a (Ca-a-ake) as a welcome gift!”
“That's a good idea Noli!” the kid cheers.
“You know none of us know how to bake right..?” 1x bugs in.
“D-Doesn't hurt to {try!}”
“Y̷3̸4̸,̸ ̷N̵0̷ ̶w̴4̷y̷”
“We can think about this all later! Mr 1x! Can we have a sleepover?”
“No–”
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1x growls.. He felt so humiliated.. He’s the creature of hatred! Not a coddler.. The only reason he agreed to this stupid plan was to extract information from C00lkidd’s father! Yea! So tell him why..
Why was she in a cuddle pile..
“This is humiliating..”
1x huffs, C00lkidd was asleep on her chest, while John was also asleep but he held their arm. Noli was gossiping about the survivors, especially 007n7. While Jason listens and nods.
It was humiliating but.. Not the first time she did this.. He blushes..
But, he won’t lie.. She felt compassionate when it came to them.. He secretly smiles..
Maybe it wasn’t so bad.. Maybe it was an epic plan.