Stories That I So Adore

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you can have the first and every bite by reeenily
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jul 2022
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The au where Techno can't cook, but it's okay because Ranboo has a terrible sense of taste and is the only one who likes his food.
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miserably failing at faerie kidnapping after getting too attached to the kid you're trying to kidnap by abandonedacct2022
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Jul 2022
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[!!IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING TECHNO OUT OF RESPECT OF RECENT NEWS.]
Tommy's family is shit.
They see him as a form of entertainment, a fun little human boy they can coddle and display. They throw him away once they've gotten bored of him, neglecting him for the next 2 years. He's sick and tired of their awfulness.
So he runs.
He runs into the forbidden forest, where he meets a fae named Dream. A fae, who was originally hellbent on kidnapping him to become his eternal servant. Instantly, he gets way too attached to the kid; who in turn needs a way to escape the clutches of his abusive family."So whadaya say about becoming a fae with me?"
Thus making: a consentual kidnapping. That's not how faerie kidnapping is supposed to work.
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- Part 1 of dsmp ! urban fantasy au [DISCONTINUED]
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“The reason I want you is simple,” Dream said, “You're going to kill the Blood God for me.”
Philza looked up at the king in complete disbelief. “Are you kidding me?”
“You’re a demigod,” Dream responded, “I’ve seen you take down fifty trained soldiers in a row before breaking a sweat.”
“Yeah, human soldiers. Not a literal god.”Or: Cursed with wings, Philza has spent his entire life chained to masters who see him as both a demigod and subhuman. Once captured by King Dream of the Essempi, he is given a new mission: to kill the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
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- Part 2 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
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“Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
Well, except for one.
“You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
“Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
“Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
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- Part 1 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
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I'm Okay With That by silent_flower21
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
10 Nov 2021
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Tommy's just trying live his life. Working at a coffee shop full time, barely making rent. Then, this stupid theater bitch and English major show up out of fucking nowhere and mess with everything. He was content being alone, now they've fucked it up. He'd give anything for Wilbur and maybe even Techno. He wants them to know all of his dark secrets, but, little does he know they have one just as dark.
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“Aw, child,” Wilbur cooed. “You wound me.”“Fuck off and die.”
Techno chuckled, “You’re on the clock now, can you really talk to us like that?"
“I’ll talk to you however I want, bitch,” Tommy snarled.
Also WARNING!!!!
This series will have descriptive deaths and murders. They are literally serial killers!!! Biggest warning right here, they frame some of the deaths to be suicide. If you cannot handle that or if you just don't like it, please don't read this. I would hate to trigger someone. I want people to enjoy this, if you don't think you will, don't read it.Series
- Part 2 of A muderous fam
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A full story of Error's life featuring trauma, murder, and ~Insanity~.
All in all, it's a rad-tastic time.The ship is Errorfresh.
It will be my own take on the concept of Error being a forced God (idea created by Harrish6, but this book is going to be very different so I suggest you read their content too, cuz it's awesome!)
This book follows the idea that Error used to be Geno.
Is currently being edited and rewritten (so far first 11 chapters rewritten)(Whattt, OVER a quarter way done editing woohoo!)
Comments always appreciated and I will try to respond!
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Techboo story in the coffee shop AU, where Ranboo’s love language is a verbal expressing of emotions while Technoblade’s is a physical touch. Slowly they find out that their ways of showing affection are each other’s weaknesses.
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic