12 Works in Granger's Unhinged Writing Department
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Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.
Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.
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Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.
Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.
This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.
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This Dreadful Need by Wanderingfair for thebreathbefore (Brookeends)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger is an above average student at Hogwarts University. She excels in her classes, contributes to the school newspaper the Daily Gryffindor, and spends an inordinate amount of energy ignoring posh little prats like Draco Malfoy who she absolutely isn't harboring a lingering crush on.
When a mystery begins to unfold involving the school's most arcane secret society she finds she can't avoid getting pulled into the alluring world of the Serpents & Skulls.
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Hermione is on track to become the youngest Minister for Magic—until she finds herself in a hotel room with a dead man. When she uses a blank protean-charmed card she’s been told would covertly solve any issue, 'fixer' Draco is suddenly the solution to all of her problems.
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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He removed his mask with his burnt and bleeding hand. He dropped it to the ground.
Hermione was stunned by his beauty, even in this moment of mortal peril. Harry had never been forthcoming with details about Malfoy other than something else seemed to be fueling his magic. He’d been vaguely described as “changed.” Luna didn’t hesitate to divulge after a brief encounter with him that she barely survived.
Bright, glowing, feral, she’d said.
Not human.
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Dark/War/Veela Draco AU. The Order barely hangs on in the fight against Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Hermione encounters Malfoy and once he touches her, they burn. Featuring a war, an angry, possessive Draco fighting for his life to resist Hermione, soldier Hermione on a mission to wreck shit, chaotic Theo, annoyed Blaise, a bed, and the Power of Love™ and other Things™.
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- Part 6 of Draco is a Veela and he loves Hermione
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The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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Bring Me to Life by BasicHumanWrites for Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2025
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Hermione Granger is on an assignment for the Ministry at Azkaban where she finds more than she was expecting--There in a cold and dirty cell below ground, barely hanging on to life, is someone long presumed dead.
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we don't pray for love, we just pray for cars by b_lovedhunter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2025
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Draco more than anything after the war wanted to be left alone. Draco wanted to be a passive observer in his own life. He wanted to watch his friends experience their stupid issues.
He thought he could pull it off.
Then Granger happened to him and hadn’t she always?
or, Hermione Granger is a badass bitch and Draco Malfoy is just along for the ride. Featuring car chases, wandlore, book clubs that aren't really book clubs, a Miata, bad driving, and a hopelessly, pathetically in love boy.
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I have some regrets (I'll bury them in Florida) by BasicHumanWrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy has been on the run ever since the Ministry sentenced him to a prison term in Azkaban. Exhausted and perhaps a little sloppy, he pauses in a small town in Florida where a hurricane is about to make landfall. And so is Hermione Granger.
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When he realizes what she’s done, he growls again, the sound escaping his chest to reverberate in his throat, curling around her name. “Granger.”
She takes another step back, eyes flicking over the tension of his holster, the tautness of the leather leash. It’s holding him. Good.
She takes another step.
“Granger,” he repeats, hissing it this time, practically spitting the word at her in his hushed fury. “Get the fuck back here.”
She points her index finger at him. “Stay.”
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Or where Malfoy can't control himself, and so Hermione does it for him.
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- Part 1 of Come to Heel
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I Won’t Kiss a Death Eater by orolin for EvergreenTuesdays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts the war rages on.
Hermione is so very tired of fighting.
When an opportunity arises to gain information from a notorious Death Eater, she doesn't hesitate. She will do whatever it takes.
And he only wants one thing in exchange for his secrets.
Her.
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“I’m joking. Merlin, you’re wild.”
She sneered. “Are you going to compare me to a wild animal because I’m a Mudblood now, Malfoy?”
Malfoy continued to polish the cauldron in front of him. “Not because you’re a Mudblood.”
She listened to the scrape of the cloth against the cast iron, round and round. He set it aside, leaned forward.
“No, at this point you’re just an animal, nowhere close to human.”
This time when she leapt for him, he was ready.or, a no Voldermort AU where Hermione is isolated, angry, and ready to draw blood. No one sets her off more than Draco Malfoy does. She has his attention and eventually his father's attention.
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- Part 4 of Tales of the Morally Grey for Charingfae