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When Hermione accidentally sends an NSFW text intended for a friend to her sarcastic and no-nonsense boss, Dr. Snape, his surprising response ignites something unexpected.
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Superman (2025) Drabbles by DittyWrites
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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I will collate all of my Superman (2025) drabbles here as I write/fill them. There will be a mixture of sfw/nsfw (and probably kink) material within.
(Tags will be updated as I go.)
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The Young Detective by superheroenthusiast
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
23 Aug 2025
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batman, the dark night, one of the JL's founders and most trusted members gets struck with a de-aging spell and turns into his traumatised assassin 20ish year old self.
the 20 year old who was trained under ra's al ghul
the 20 year old who escaped the league
the 20 year old who watched his parents die
the 20 year old who trusted no one... -
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At thirty, Hermione Granger’s life is perfectly fine. A bit quiet. A bit predictable. Her best friend insists it’s time for a change, so, somewhat reluctantly, Hermione creates a dating profile.
She doesn’t expect SilverHeir to be interesting, or funny, or surprisingly easy to talk to, even though he refuses to show his face.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy returns to England. He comes back to the Ministry, and to her department. He’s still absolutely insufferable: arrogant, snide, and, unfortunately, better looking than he has any right to be. Especially when he wears glasses. Her days are filled with tense meetings and barely concealed hostility. Her nights are filled with messages from someone she’s finding it harder and harder not to think about.
This is a romantic comedy about bad ideas, worse coworkers, and the unexpected upside of anonymous flirting. -
Ideas for Wylan-centric stories by 1WATA
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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I suck at writing but I do have ideas sooooooooo here are short ideas, promts and drabbles for Wylan-centric stories. Now we can cry together that this fics don't exist :’>
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Sophia, once a cleaner on Earth, played a game with her nephew that thrust them both into Sanctuary, awakening latent Nephalem powers that forged her into a saviour amid a war between angels, demons and humans. Now immortal but haunted by guilt over those she couldn't save, she years to return to Earth, where her powers might fade, yet dreads facing her past.
Abducted by a mind flayer ship midway via returning home, she's hurled into Faerun, navigating a world of hidden dangers. Among a motley crew led by Tav, a noblewoman with a silver tongue and veiled motives, Sophia faces treachery and deception. Astarion, a vampire with a razor wit, trades barbs with her, their sparks kindling an unexpected bond.
As a dark force stirs within, Sophia's choices could save two realms - or doom them forever.Sorry to add this next part, but I've had quite a few of these on this story, and I'm not interested:
NO COMMISIONS, NO COMMERCIAL OFFERS.
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- Part 1 of Act 1
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It’s been a day of frustration for Nanook, a major deal fallen through and careless slipups from his subordinates. But the little blue sedan in his driveway, nondescript and sedate, is enough to lift his mood. Because it’s his ex-husband Khaslana’s car.
This happens from time to time when Khaslana is between boyfriends. During the settlement, Khaslana didn’t want their house, refusing it with a sneer, but two months later, he came back to demand joint custody of the massive, luxurious bathtub. That’s always Khaslana’s excuse for coming—that he misses the bathtub. Half the time it’s true. The other half of the time it’s because he misses Nanook’s c-
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- Part 11 of NanookPhai Collection
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YEAR ONE: The Boy Who Survived… Everything Else by RhexaTheRouge
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Aug 2025
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Ah, Year One. What a delightfully catastrophic introduction to the world of magic it was for our young, scrappy, green-eyed hero. Harry James Potter, small, scrappy, and already an expert in the art of dodging fists and absurdity, found himself tossed into a universe where logic went on holiday and the mundane laws of reality were more like polite suggestions.
Harry discovered that accidents and catastrophes have a magnetic attraction to him, like moths to a particularly flammable candle. He spent a lot of time being clever, being brave, and, occasionally, being quietly terrified. And while he learned that the world was bigger and weirder than Privet Drive had ever prepared him for, he also learned a simple truth: if it looks freaky, it’s usually Harry’s fault.
All in all, a perfectly normal, moderately life-threatening, completely exhausting year for a boy with an eye for sarcasm, a knack for surviving nonsense, and a very particular way of seeing the world.
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- Part 1 of Lightning Scar & Other Misfortunes
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You're My Favorite Kinda Night by alpineFrost
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Comics)
22 Aug 2025
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I stared at my blood-covered hands, wondering how I'd gone from from a normal software employee to someone I couldn't even recognize. My life was forever tainted, robbed of all its innocence. All it took was one person. A ghost.
Resting my head against the window of the car I was being taken in, I tried to take mental pictures of my city for the last time. Calm, beautiful Bristol. Because as of that night, I was going to do one of two things- kill or die trying. There was no other way out.
"Ready?" the man asked, his hand snaking around my waist, making me almost gag. As if he had a right to even touch me. That right belonged to someone else. The man I had already given my everything to. The man who was the sole reason I was even in the car that night, ready to fight.
"Fuck you."
"Gladly." He said with a grin which made me want to knock his teeth out. I had to kill him.
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A Quintessential Jorvegian Summer Vacation by equestrianequivalent
Fandoms: Star Stable (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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Your entire life, you've been biding your time.
Waiting for a chance to leave.
As if by fate, you stumble upon it. Your chance has finally arrived.
So you leave, and intend on never looking back.
You've got it all figured out. Or so you tell yourself, at least.
If I were you, though, I would prepare for a change of plans.
After all, who's to say you're in control?
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This is a self-indulgent rewrite of the main story of Star Stable Online. I have a lot of fun with it, and I hope you will too! Heavy focus on improving Elizabeth's character, with a lot of liberties taken in terms of what I change and how. Fully canon-compliant, and readable regardless of if you play Star Stable or not.
For a detailed overview of the upload schedule, please see the pinned post on @equestrianequivalent on tumblr. Next chapters to be uploaded: 59, 60 (Arc 7) (If you see any inconsistencies in the fic, it's because I'm currently working on removing double-spacing.)
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Thank you to @jorvikzelda, @thereisabearonmyceiling, and the blopfrenns for being the main reasons this fic is as good as it can be.
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- Part 1 of Unto Daylight
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Autorka oryginału: MistressLynn
Zgoda na tłumaczenie: jestDraco jej przerwał. - Możesz mieć moją różdżkę, ale nie masz kontroli nad przepływem informacji. To nie twoje życie jest na szali.
Granger wzdrygnęła się na jego stwierdzenie. - Moje życie jest na szali każdego dnia.
- Tak. Samo. Moje - warknął. - Oddaj mi moją pieprzoną różdżkę i nie bądź tak cholernie oczywista, kiedy się ze mną kontaktujesz.
Zmrużyła oczy. - Już ci mówiłam, że następnym razem będę ostrożniejsza.
Lepiej, żeby była.
- Jeszcze jedno.
- Co, Malfoy? - warknęła, wciąż zła, że nie dostała informacji, których chciała.
Wskazał na nią palcem, aby zrozumiała, jak ważne to było. - Musisz nauczyć się oklumencji. Jeśli cię złapią, jestem martwy.
Spojrzała na niego wyzywająco. - Oboje jesteśmy.
Nie mógł się z tym kłócić.
Rzuciła jego różdżkę na podłogę i zniknęła z trzaskiem.
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Fox Spirit by ForeverAtYourSide
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
23 Aug 2025
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Ash wants to be a Pokemon Master. He's kind to a fault, bit of a sweetheart when you get to know him, even got cool ghost powers. He's got a fox spirit sealed in his gut, the kind people would think is a vengeful yōkai, but he's not some ninja.
...though it might be important to know he's also that same fox spirit.
You should know the rest by now.
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Couple of banshees in a small town in Indiana? Piece of cake. Or... you know, pie. But Dean's weakness for pastry gets him in over his head (literally) with the local witch, who seems interested in the Winchesters. And not in the way that Dean usually wants from a lady! How deep does this go? And how far will Dean have to fall before he can stand tall again?
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A man of unknown origin is left at the gates of the hospital in Acre. Robert de Sablé consults with Doctor Garnier de Naplouse about the state of the strange young man with no name that has been taken into his care.
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Freshly recovered from the loss of his arm and with a fire in his grieving heart, Malik Al-Sayf takes up his sword to hunt down the men responsible for the death of his brother and the disappearance of Altaïr.
He never expected to find the missing -and presumed dead- man working in the Acre Hospital under Garnier's watchful eye.
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Abbas Sofian dreamed of the day when Altaïr would finally get what he deserved. He never imagined it would be like this. The anger he felt towards his former brother is replaced by the fury that burns at the sight of what those Templar dogs have done to him.------
A shell of his former self, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad is a Master Assassin no more. Sheltered in the Acre Bureau from the horrors that led him to this point, he finds safety and peace once more. -
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In which Hermione finds herself rebuilding her life from the ashes and Severus finds himself with an irritating new neighbour.
[Muggle AU]
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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Lord of the Distant Isles by Stelladonie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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Two years ago, at the feast of Corpus Christi, Hans Capon heard a French minstrel sing of a tragic knight undone by love. He thought little of it—until a mace to the head and his squire's sky-blue eyes leave him wondering if he’s fated to share Galehaut’s story.
As war in Bohemia rages on, Hans tries not to end up like his literary brother in spirit. But fate seems determined to make him walk in Galehaut’s footsteps no matter how much he squirms. After all—winning a war against Sigismund might be easier than winning one against his own heart.
KCD2 from Hans’s POV with the romance amped up.
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communication is a four letter word by NoProbllama92 for Greenbride
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
21 Aug 2025
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Thia is annoyed, Vilkas is an asshole, and Farkas just wants to read his porn in peace.
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“Think they give you a medal for that?”
“They’re handin’ ’em out like candy these days. Graves got one for walkin’ without shittin’ his pants.”
“Honorable.”
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After a near-fatal mission, Soap wakes up with a body stitched back together and an aching mind. Recovery is hard, and a relationship with a man as guarded as Ghost is harder. Will their connection survive the harshness of reality after their experience inside the DNI? Non-stop banter, romance, tension, and a dose of reality.Series
- Part 2 of Against All Odds