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    A shoulder bumps into hers. It should mean nothing, not worth a second thought. The touch should not even register to her.

    But it reverberates through her, rippling through her entire body until the aftershock is transferred to the ground beneath. Hermione’s teeth sink into her lower lip—lateral incisors scraping against flesh, molars pinching the sides of her tongue, sharp and pointy—holding back the pained gasp that threatens to loosen from her at the slight contact.

    “Fuck,” a voice seethes, and she instantly places him.

    Her eyes open and he’s there—tall, blonde, brooding and looming in her space.

    Or: Not everyone comes back from the war. Those who do return are changed.

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    Hermione knew she made a mistake by hooking up with Malfoy at Pansy's birthday party three months ago. Because now she's trapped in an old Sacred Twenty-Eight estate with a cursed bed. And the auror sent to rescue her? None other than Draco Malfoy himself.

    Unfortunately, "rescuing her" means helping her break the curse.

    By fucking her.

    The kicker? Malfoy's never come inside a witch before. And the curse demands it.

    Hopefully, neither of them will enjoy themselves too much.

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    When Professors Hermione and Draco are trapped in a Hogwarts escape room in the name of unity, they quickly realise the only way out is to solve each other's desires. Hermione just wants an orgasm or two—maybe whilst feeling powerless and dominated, perhaps while stuck in a wall—but understanding what Draco wants is the final key to their freedom.

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  4. Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.

    Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.

    - OR -

    Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.

    Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.

    This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.

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    Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.

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    Hermione Granger is an above average student at Hogwarts University. She excels in her classes, contributes to the school newspaper the Daily Gryffindor, and spends an inordinate amount of energy ignoring posh little prats like Draco Malfoy who she absolutely isn't harboring a lingering crush on.

    When a mystery begins to unfold involving the school's most arcane secret society she finds she can't avoid getting pulled into the alluring world of the Serpents & Skulls.
    A Dark Academia/University AU

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    17/?
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    “You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”

    “You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”

    Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.

    She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.

    ---

    Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.

    Series
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    Hermione is sure that marrying Ron during the coveted Solstice Wedding ceremony will fix the problems in their relationship. The only thing standing in her way? Draco and Astoria, the other couple vying for the same wedding date.

    A battle of pranks and sabotage with her old enemy is more fun than expected. But when Ron suggests they take a break and try seeing other people, her fighting with Draco turns into something else entirely.

    This is a rom-com loosely based on the movie Bride Wars. HEA and Dramione endgame, although it hurts a bit along the way.

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    The Ministry has mandated a Hogwarts-hosted summer camp thinking it will help treat the lingering mental scars of society post-war, but when Hermione is forced to kick her sleeping potion habit, sleeping with Quidditch Professor Malfoy quickly becomes her new addiction.

    OR: Hermione and Draco experience a close call while shagging in the Hogwarts Quidditch locker rooms.

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    A story of sexual self-discovery and simping.

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    It was meant to be cleansing. A baptism. A salvation.

    His duty to his flock.

    If only one member of his flock didn't constantly beg for more.

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    Hermione hummed. “What if you just—” She brought his tip down to her entrance, pressed just firmly enough against her that Draco could feel her muscles tightening around it like a fist.

    Christ.”

    “Jesus can’t save you now, Father.”

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    Hermione doesn't want kids. Never has. But when Malfoy turns up at Harry and Ginny's to babysit with her, his competence does something funny to her insides.

    He's careful, protective, intelligent, and beautiful. And his Dad Voiceᵀᴹ threatens to do her in.

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    “You do love to mouth off, don’t you? Rich of you, after teasing me out there.”

    Help.

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    Solicitor Hermione visits Azkaban to find the guards waterboarding her client, Draco Malfoy, but as soon as she interferes, he uses it as an opportunity to get the witch in his lap.

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    No one could argue it wasn't a bit unconventional for an unmated omega to share her flat with an alpha. But Theo’s propensity for wandering into her bedroom uninvited aside, Hermione and Theo have a perfectly workable system in place. Hermione has her heats at the Ministry-run clinic. Theo sneaks off to his mate for his ruts. And their flat is blessedly sexless.

    Correction. They had a perfectly workable system.

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    13/13
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    84,442
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    When Arthur finds out he's getting a divorce, and Hermione finds out she needs a new place to stay in the same week they come to a mutually beneficial agreement. But when Arthur starts having inappropriate thoughts about his new tenant, he begins to worry about their new arrangement. He feels so guilty wanting her the way he does, but Molly hadn't touched him in years, and maybe Hermione would enjoy being touched too? What happens when they decide to cross the line?
    ---
    Now Complete!

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    In the midst of a situationship with Malfoy, Hermione arrives at the Auror office wearing a cute little skirt and BITE ME written on her tights across her arsecheek. When a furiously jealous Draco finds out she’s about to go on a date, he keeps her from the other wizard in the most persuasive way he knows how.

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    Greengrasses, they don’t take sides in the war; this was meant to be their redemption should the final days ever come, one way or another. She clings to this, despite evidence otherwise. Until it matters, like everything else fleeting, this unveiling of curls and scars and simmering rage in her bed bears too the promise of a Dementor’s Kiss should a mistaken memory be unearthed.

    Astoria won’t give them anything worth finding. Just a wounded soldier bandaged in silence out of fear for her own life. In a way, it’s true: each time the girl awakes without a moan or shriek, she wonders if this is the one. Is this the moment the witch is well enough to flee, and first decides Astoria has served her purpose?

    Astoria could kill her first if she were brave.

    or

    Astoria plays a very convoluted game of fuck, marry, kill in her head with possible war criminal Hermione Granger.

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    Journalist Hermione is determined to write a brilliant article for every section of The Prophet—even the Sports section. Quidditch player and single father Draco seems like the perfect opportunity, until she accidentally calls him Daddy, and her exclusive interview becomes far more intimate than planned.

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    “And Scorpius,” Hermione began, tone kind though just as firm. “My daughter has informed me that you don’t regularly give her orgasms.”

    Scorpius choked on his breath, eyes darting to Rose and back to Hermione. “I—what?”

    “Did your father not sit you down and explain the basics?” Hermione asked sympathetically, then sighed. “He always was so covetous and fastidious with his knowledge. But no matter. I’m happy to help.”

    Rose grinned somewhat wickedly up at Scorpius, who Hermione noticed was even pinker than before and somewhat short of breath. With her tongue relaxed into a broad, flat pad, Rose used her grip on his cock to rub the swollen tip lightly back and forth across it. Scorpius’s eyelids fluttered on a restrained blink.

    “He’d love to learn from you. Wouldn’t you, Scorpie?”

    ---

    Or, Hermione learns that her daughter's boyfriend isn't making her come, so offers to help.

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    591
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    64
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