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“Pansy, we aren’t getting married.”
He liked using her name. Kept saying it like he was cultivating it, nurturing it, tending to it like one of his plants. She could hardly help it though, being named after a flower.
Nor could she help that she was on her way to being a little bit drunk with an equally tipsy Neville Longbottom.
“You keep saying that, Longbottom. But I’m owling my mother as soon as we’re back at the school, and telling her to send an interest request. It makes perfect sense.”
[In which Pansy's in the market for a husband.]
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- Part 4 of The World of Wait and Hope
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At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory.... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy- Language:
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It's a year since Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy parted in Italy with promises of love and fidelity. The Battle of Hogwarts is over and Voldemort is dead. And although the price paid was high, Hermione is ready to start the rest of her life, and her eighth year studies, with Draco by her side. No hiding and no shame.
But when Draco finally arrives at Hogwarts, it's obvious that things are very wrong. Why is he acting so strangely? And what happened during the long months he lived as a double agent, passing secrets from the Death Eaters to the Order?
No one is talking, but Hermione will get to the truth, even if it means breaking her own heart in the process.If Bending Light was the warm, lazy Italian summer, this is the dark, brooding Scottish winter. Dress warmly.
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- Part 2 of Light and Dark
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Theo cocks his head to the size, studying the Gryffindor. “Draco’s my best friend, you know.”
Hermione freezes as panic wells up inside, threatening to overflow. “And what does that have to do with me?”
“It means I know everything about him. All his secrets.” He leans in and sniffs her hair lightly. “Tell me, is that…vanilla I smell?”Where Theodore Nott meddles and Hermione and Draco almost get caught.
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Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2021
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When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.
*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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Every morning since Draco Malfoy began working for the Ministry Of Magic, he and Hermione Granger have shared a brief lift ride every morning. Hermione really has no choice but to start noticing him a bit more each day.
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The Art of Wooing Hermione Granger: a 12-Month Affair by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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At a holiday party for Ministry employees, Granger explains the muggle tradition of setting a New Year’s resolution to Draco.
Draco, who has recently discovered that his feelings for her are more than platonic, latches onto the idea. What better time to “buckle down”—as the muggleborns say—on his efforts than January 1?
And so, Draco has decided, in the amount of time it takes her to describe the concept, that his New Year's resolution will consist of one lofty goal: to woo Hermione Granger.
All he has to do is navigate decoy, mid, and quarter year resolutions, join a fantasy (American) football team, train for a sprint triathlon, keep an overbearing Theodore Nott away from Granger, and dodge suspicious looks from overprotective Potters.
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Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
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“Again,” she breathes. It’s barely a word, barely a whisper, barely a command. But it’s one I’m happy to follow.
She doesn’t want to hear a stranger reciting Shakespeare’s Sonnets. She wants verses—biting, passionate ones—and she wants them from me.
It’s laughable when I think about it. But I’m not laughing, and neither is she. It’s hard to, when her eyes darken and her breath catches and lust cracks like a lightning strike through every nerve in my body.
[In which Draco learns that Hermione really likes this Shakespeare fellow.]
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'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
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One year after the death of her husband, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger is trying to navigate her way through her loss. While trying to discover who she is without her husband, her friends move through their own forms of grief within their relationships.
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another.
The tenth anniversary of the end of the war is being marked by a lavish masquerade spread over three nights. It’s the event of the decade, but most importantly, it’s a perfect opportunity for her to escape the impossible pressure of being Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, it’s also the perfect opportunity to escape the endless shame of being Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of There's a Kind of Magic in Masks
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Hermione Granger just wants to have a normal eighth year. One free of dark wizards, petrifying basilisks, and needy war hero ex-boyfriends. She wants to study for her NEWTS, spend hours reading at her favorite table in the library, and possibly even get a good night's sleep.
Draco Malfoy does not want to be back at Hogwarts, but the terms of his probation are very clear. Finish eighth year, pass your NEWTS, and make amends. Failure to complete any of these tasks will result in a one-way ticket to Azkaban. He wants to keep a low profile, polish off his stash of Ogden's FireWhiskey, and finish off his stupid Ministry mandated apology tour with the final name left on his list.
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An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition; but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage… and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. Dramione AU
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Post-Hogwarts AU. Bookish Hermione and pining Draco. 😘
Hermione is on a very important adventure as part of her job at Fletcher's Rare and Unusual Books. Also, she's terrible at dating, but that isn't relevant. To the book job, anyway.
Draco has been secretly in love with her for years. He's been roped in to helping her hunt down the rarest book of them all. Hermione would never be interested in him, he knows that, so he'll just have to control his feelings while they work in close proximity together, won’t he?
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Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione is at the top of her field and presenting a breakthrough potion at a worldwide conference in Paris. When there are threats on her life by a radical wolf pack, she's assigned security for the week. As fate would have it, her security just happens to be the same man who was her first love.
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Is that what frustrated her the most? That all of her other peers seemed to be in the know of something big and not-very-secret. All of them had that knowledge. For once, Hermione Granger did not have the correct answer.
Hermione capped her quill, laying everything down to peer at the social experiment that would take up the next few months of her time. The parchment read:
The To-Do List
1. Snogging
2. Breast fondling
3. Dry Humping
4. Fingering
5. Handjob
6. Blowjob
7. Receive Oral Sex
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